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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:05,500 Hospitals are filled with people who just came off 18-hour shifts. 2 00:00:05,500 --> 00:00:08,600 So when a patient dies, it's not uncommon to take them to the morgue yourself, 3 00:00:08,600 --> 00:00:10,900 then grab a little shut-eye in their bed. 4 00:00:10,900 --> 00:00:13,800 Unfortunately, sometimes you're beaten to the punch. 5 00:00:14,100 --> 00:00:15,500 I'm up! 6 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:21,000 You can hardly notice it 7 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:23,500 It's actually kinda pretty! 8 00:00:23,500 --> 00:00:25,000 Jack-ass. 9 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:26,200 Look who's here. 10 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:30,000 I'm never happy when a guy comes back into Elliot's life. 11 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:32,900 But at least with Sean...it's entertaining. 12 00:00:32,900 --> 00:00:34,300 Thanks for the lathe. 13 00:00:34,300 --> 00:00:36,200 I should have warned you that the reason I love that place 14 00:00:36,200 --> 00:00:38,700 is that they're known for making the hottest coffee in town. 15 00:00:38,700 --> 00:00:41,200 Yeah, well, no sthweat. You know, lessthon learned. 16 00:00:41,200 --> 00:00:45,200 Is it me, or do those two seem less awkward around each other? 17 00:00:53,100 --> 00:00:54,900 See ya! 18 00:00:58,200 --> 00:01:01,900 Okay, I have some news! We picked a date for the wedding. 19 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:05,100 Tell 'em Turk. April 24th ! 20 00:01:05,100 --> 00:01:08,700 No, way! Mine is April 25th! 2006! 21 00:01:08,700 --> 00:01:12,500 Oh, the place I love in Connecticut books up early so what the hell, took a shot. 22 00:01:12,500 --> 00:01:14,000 One, two, three... 23 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:15,200 Crazy! 24 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:17,900 Oh, so you've never dreamt about your wedding day. 25 00:01:19,500 --> 00:01:24,300 Do you, John Dorian, take Marcia Brady to be your wife? 26 00:01:24,300 --> 00:01:25,800 My name is Maureen McCormick. 27 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:29,300 Marcia, please! Father, continue. 28 00:01:30,300 --> 00:01:32,300 No, I have not! 29 00:01:32,300 --> 00:01:35,500 By the way, Carla, I know an amazing Journey cover band, 30 00:01:35,500 --> 00:01:37,300 you should get 'em to play at your reception. 31 00:01:37,300 --> 00:01:40,600 Bambi, not everyone loves Journey as much as you. 32 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:42,900 I don't love Journey. 33 00:01:42,900 --> 00:01:44,500 "She's just a small town girl..." 34 00:01:44,500 --> 00:01:51,800 "...Livin' in a lonely world! She took a midnight train goin' aaaanywheeeere!" 35 00:01:51,900 --> 00:01:52,700 Fine, I love 'em. 36 00:01:52,700 --> 00:01:54,200 If you wanna book the band, they're called The Lovin', 37 00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:56,300 Touchin', Squeezin's and they rock! 38 00:01:56,300 --> 00:01:58,600 Took 'em now, thank me later. 39 00:01:58,600 --> 00:02:00,900 After that, the day got worse. 40 00:02:01,700 --> 00:02:04,000 Thanks for giving me a ride down here to see Sean. 41 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:07,300 I've never been to Sea World. What exactly does Sean do here, anyway? 42 00:02:07,300 --> 00:02:09,100 Probably cleans up the seal poop! 43 00:02:09,100 --> 00:02:10,100 There he is! 44 00:02:22,900 --> 00:02:24,300 Lame! 45 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:27,800 SCRUBS 3x02 : My Journey 46 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:29,800 Subtitles by : Sebmov 47 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:42,400 Who left this urine here? 48 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:45,200 Someone's got a secret admirer! 49 00:02:45,300 --> 00:02:48,800 Dr. Kelso? Someone left this urine specimen sitting around. 50 00:02:48,800 --> 00:02:51,100 What's interesting is that the name tag's been ripped right off. 51 00:02:51,100 --> 00:02:55,500 Sweetheart, I think you're confusing interesting with boring. 52 00:02:55,500 --> 00:02:57,200 I can't believe you and Carla set a date. 53 00:02:57,200 --> 00:02:58,000 Yep, it's happening. 54 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:00,400 Wedding talk! Ohh, how lovely! 55 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:07,900 Listen, Hilton sisters: Mr. Quinn in 206 still has a severely shattered clavicle and he needs a surgical consult now. 56 00:03:07,900 --> 00:03:11,300 And, seeing as he's _your_ patient, and _you're_ a surgeon, gosh, 57 00:03:11,300 --> 00:03:16,200 I was hoping that if you two hens have an extra moment between choosing centerpieces 58 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:21,100 and deciding just exactly how you're gonna attach that veil onto Baldy's head, 59 00:03:21,300 --> 00:03:27,400 well, it would just be super-de-duper if you could peek in in there and give him the old lookie-loo; wouldn't it? 60 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:31,400 Anyway, about this whole setting the date thing: I mean, I'm really psyched for you guys, 61 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:33,600 it's just gonna be harder and harder for us to hang out, you know? 62 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:36,600 I mean, you're gonna be married, man! You're gonna have, like, a house! 63 00:03:36,600 --> 00:03:40,900 You know? You're gonna be spending your weekends chasing around little Arturo and Rosaria! 64 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:42,900 You mean Tamika and Fuquan? 65 00:03:42,900 --> 00:03:44,300 You should...talk to Carla.... 66 00:03:44,300 --> 00:03:47,900 Anyway, this is the end of a major chapter in our lives, ma-- You know what? 67 00:03:47,900 --> 00:03:49,100 I'm gonna take you out tonight. 68 00:03:49,500 --> 00:03:52,600 Yes, sir! We're gonna get some dinner, we'll get a nice bottle of wine.... 69 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:55,100 Sounds like you're asking me out on a man-date. 70 00:03:55,100 --> 00:03:57,700 Turk, why are you so afraid of loving me? 71 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:00,800 Up! 72 00:04:02,100 --> 00:04:05,300 Whoa! Do you actually talk to each other? 73 00:04:05,300 --> 00:04:07,500 Elliot, come on, he's just a dolphin. 74 00:04:07,500 --> 00:04:10,900 Because, Bruce, then she would think I was crazy, that's why! 75 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:15,600 You know, I am so glad that we're dating again. 76 00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:17,900 Elliot, we're not dating. 77 00:04:17,900 --> 00:04:20,400 Why don't you want to be dating? 78 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:27,300 Th--well--all right.... Here.... Man! Why is everything so much easier with dolphins? 79 00:04:27,300 --> 00:04:29,700 Because you're not trying to date a dolphin. 80 00:04:29,700 --> 00:04:33,100 No. No. Well, not after that big talk they gave us. 81 00:04:34,100 --> 00:04:38,000 Elliot, last time we were together, I thought everything was going great, 82 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:41,000 and then out of nowhere you dumped me for your job. 83 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:43,900 I gotta be honest with you, I've never been so crushed in my entire life. 84 00:04:43,900 --> 00:04:45,600 Really? 85 00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:49,900 That is not something that I'm happy about. 86 00:04:49,900 --> 00:04:54,500 Sean, I was an intern, and if I hadn't made medicine my priority, then I wouldn't have lasted. 87 00:04:54,500 --> 00:05:00,900 But...now things are gonna be different because I'm different. I'm New Elliot. 88 00:05:01,400 --> 00:05:07,100 Well, do you think that, uhh...you think the new Elliot, uh, would like to go to dinner tonight? 89 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:11,300 I don't know.... She's very busy.... 90 00:05:19,700 --> 00:05:23,900 Well, I'm telling you, Laverne, by this afternoon we're gonna find out whose urine this is. 91 00:05:23,900 --> 00:05:26,100 I got a better idea: Why don't you do that. 92 00:05:26,100 --> 00:05:30,800 I'm gonna run across the street and get my tooth fixed so I can stop looking like Larry Holmes. 93 00:05:30,900 --> 00:05:35,500 Carla, you're forcing me to say something that I prayed I'd never have to say again to another woman: 94 00:05:35,500 --> 00:05:40,000 Please, please, please, put down the cup of urine. 95 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:42,000 6.50, please. 96 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:44,700 6.50? For an egg-salad sandwich? 97 00:05:44,700 --> 00:05:49,200 4.50 for the egg-salad, 2 bucks for the apple juice that you put in a urine container. 98 00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:50,600 Who would do that?! 99 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:52,200 Just the burger for me. 100 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:59,100 Mr. Quinn, before I examine your clavicle, let me ask you something: 101 00:05:59,100 --> 00:06:02,700 Do you think it's out of line for me to want to take my best friend here to dinner? 102 00:06:02,700 --> 00:06:03,700 Well, I, uhh.... 103 00:06:04,100 --> 00:06:05,800 I mean, this is like the end of an era! Okay? 104 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:09,700 We've always been known as Turk-&-J.D. Like, when we were in college, people'd be like, 105 00:06:09,700 --> 00:06:12,300 "When are Turk-&-J.D. getting here?" Right? And then in med school, 106 00:06:12,300 --> 00:06:15,200 everyone was like, "When _are_ Turk-&-J.D. getting here?" 107 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:16,900 We didn't have a car. 108 00:06:16,900 --> 00:06:19,200 The point is, we were together so much, this one Indian girl only slept with him 109 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:23,500 'cause she thought his last name was "Anjadi". 110 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:24,600 It was a very good day for me! 111 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:27,100 See! This is the kind of stuff I'm gonna miss! 112 00:06:27,100 --> 00:06:31,400 The...the reminiscing...the way your breath always smelled of curry.... 113 00:06:31,400 --> 00:06:33,300 All right, fine, it's a man-date. 114 00:06:33,300 --> 00:06:36,300 Now, you and I, we're still on for surgery tomorrow, right? 115 00:06:36,300 --> 00:06:40,000 Right. Listen, when you slice me up, make sure you don't mess up my tattoo. 116 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,500 -- my fianc�, Tracy, would kill me. 117 00:06:41,500 --> 00:06:42,900 I had a tattoo once. 118 00:06:42,900 --> 00:06:45,400 Dude, you got your face painted at the hospital picnic. 119 00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:49,600 I was a cougar! Arrgh-arrgh-aaarrgh! See ya later. 120 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:59,900 Dr. Cox, does this shade of red make me look like a clown? 121 00:06:59,900 --> 00:07:02,600 No, Barbie, no. 122 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:07,300 It makes you look like a prostitute who caters exclusively to clowns. 123 00:07:07,300 --> 00:07:09,000 Oh, I'm sorry, that was my mistake. 124 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:11,700 I keep forgetting that you're a horrible, horrible person. 125 00:07:11,700 --> 00:07:13,700 Oooh, backbone, Barbie. 126 00:07:13,700 --> 00:07:15,600 Heeee-xcuse me! 127 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:21,000 You wouldn't happen to be signing out Mr. Hudson to the on-call resident, would you? 128 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:22,600 Eee-yeah, why? 129 00:07:22,600 --> 00:07:25,200 He's your patient, he needs a lumbar puncture, 130 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:29,400 and you can't necessarily count on the on-call resident to do that, now, can you? 131 00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:32,500 It's just that, Dr. Cox, I've got a date with this guy named Sean-- 132 00:07:32,500 --> 00:07:35,400 Would you do me a personal favor and excuse me just for one moment? 133 00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:36,100 Yeah? 134 00:07:41,200 --> 00:07:43,100 Dr. Cox, I cannot miss this dinner! 135 00:07:43,100 --> 00:07:46,200 Oh! Barbie, I--I actually see your point. 136 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:48,900 You should, in fact, go on your little date, 137 00:07:48,900 --> 00:07:53,500 because I have some busy work that's gonna take me over into the vicinity of Mr. Hudson's room, 138 00:07:53,500 --> 00:07:56,600 so I'll just pop my head in there and tell him that he's going to die. 139 00:07:56,600 --> 00:08:00,800 But, if you have a moment between dinner and giving it away for free, 140 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:04,000 if you could pick up the phone and call Mr. Hudson's wife and kids 141 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:10,600 and tell them about, you know, the dying...? 142 00:08:10,600 --> 00:08:12,400 Oh, I know, sugar. 143 00:08:12,500 --> 00:08:19,900 This would be just the most terrific place to work on the planet if it weren't for all these sick people. Wouldn't it. 144 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:26,700 I'm sorry! 145 00:08:26,700 --> 00:08:29,200 I just thought that, as a urine lab technician, 146 00:08:29,200 --> 00:08:34,000 you'd be at least half as interested in urine as I am! 147 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:38,400 Hey, you know, I--uh, it's not any of my business, but I think I know whose wizz that is. 148 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:39,900 I love you! 149 00:08:39,900 --> 00:08:42,400 Okay, go. 150 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:44,600 Uh, his name is Mr. Freely. 151 00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:45,600 First name? 152 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:47,400 I.P. 153 00:08:47,400 --> 00:08:50,900 "I.P. Freely"? 154 00:08:50,900 --> 00:08:53,500 Funny in third grade, funny now. 155 00:08:53,500 --> 00:08:58,100 Listen, Stretch, if you know who this belongs to, I'd 'fess up right now. 156 00:08:58,100 --> 00:09:01,400 Otherwise, I'm gonna grab you by the back of that two-dollar haircut 157 00:09:01,400 --> 00:09:04,600 and force-feed you the sample so you can carry it around all day. 158 00:09:04,600 --> 00:09:09,600 That way, if I ever want it back, all I have to do is point you at a beaker and squeeze really hard! 159 00:09:09,700 --> 00:09:12,900 Now, you got any more funny jokes you gotta tell me? 160 00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:14,900 No, ma'am. 161 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:19,000 In a hospital, every day is made up of little battles. 162 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:21,600 Can I have everyone's attention please? 163 00:09:21,600 --> 00:09:26,200 I officially don't care anymore who peed in this jar! 164 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:30,500 Sometimes you fight them not because you want to, but because you have to.... 165 00:09:31,300 --> 00:09:32,800 Shut up. 166 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:36,400 Other times you fight for what you want... 167 00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:39,100 Sean, I can't make it to dinner. 168 00:09:39,100 --> 00:09:41,600 ...but what you want isn't willing to wait. 169 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:44,200 Sure, Elliot...yeah.... 170 00:09:46,400 --> 00:09:50,100 If you're lucky, there's no battle at all -- everything works out perfectly. 171 00:09:50,100 --> 00:09:53,400 Yo, there he is! For a second I thought you weren't coming, dude. 172 00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:57,800 Hey! Turk-&-J.D.! And J.D.! 173 00:09:58,500 --> 00:10:00,000 Yeah, I'm so psyched we're doing this, man. 174 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:02,400 So am I. Todd! Over here, buddy! 175 00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:04,400 'Scuse me for a second, fellas. 176 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:10,100 I'm gonna go over there and tell that girl my name's "Beer," then I'm gonna offer her some "beer nuts"! 177 00:10:10,100 --> 00:10:11,200 What's up! 178 00:10:13,400 --> 00:10:15,100 Mental five. 179 00:10:17,100 --> 00:10:19,000 You invited The Todd? 180 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:22,200 Dude, we left at the same time. I didn't know what to say to him. 181 00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:30,000 But I thought we were gonna, like, reminisce tonight, you know? Get a little deep? 182 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,300 Me too. I'm totally bummed out, all right? 183 00:10:32,300 --> 00:10:35,200 Oh, that was the hottest slap I've ever gotten! 184 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:37,300 I can't believe I wasn't gonna come out tonight! 185 00:10:37,300 --> 00:10:39,300 Thanks for twisting my arm. 186 00:10:41,300 --> 00:10:43,100 I'm outta here. 187 00:10:43,100 --> 00:10:44,300 Hey! 188 00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:52,900 J.D. Come on, man! All right, fine, man! I could have plenty of deep moments with The Todd! 189 00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:59,000 Hey. You think gay dudes get turned on by their own wieners? 190 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,600 Oh, my God. 191 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:06,100 I wanted to let Turk know exactly how I felt about the way he behaved, 192 00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:10,600 so I decided to throw him Mr. Quinn's chart with a little extra mustard sauce! 193 00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:12,000 Morning, buddy. 194 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:18,500 I apologize for that. To you. 195 00:11:18,500 --> 00:11:19,300 Not you! 196 00:11:19,300 --> 00:11:20,900 I thought we were friends! 197 00:11:20,900 --> 00:11:25,100 Again, not you and me; me and...him. Anyway, have a nice day -- you! 198 00:11:25,100 --> 00:11:26,300 Not you! 199 00:11:26,700 --> 00:11:28,400 Nor you! 200 00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:34,200 Oh, hey, this whole you-leaving-the-room-whenever-I-enter-it thing that you're doing is just... 201 00:11:35,300 --> 00:11:37,000 I love it! 202 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:40,400 Ever since I got engaged, he's been acting crazier than my fiancee. 203 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:43,500 Although...Carla is going a little nuts about the dress. 204 00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:45,200 Dude, what's up with Tracy? 205 00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:47,500 Dude! Tracy's a guy. 206 00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:49,100 That'd make you gay. 207 00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:50,700 I am gay. 208 00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:53,100 ...Neat! 209 00:11:53,100 --> 00:11:58,400 Never underestimate just exactly how uncomfortable this makes him. 210 00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:03,000 Hello? 211 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:08,100 Hey, Sean! It's Elliot! Look, I know that last night didn't go exactly as we planned it, 212 00:12:08,100 --> 00:12:10,600 so I thought maybe we could reschedule for tonight? 213 00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:14,000 Look, Elliot, I think this whole thing may be a bad idea. 214 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,700 Just...give me another chance? 215 00:12:16,700 --> 00:12:19,000 Well, I kind of already have plans tonight... 216 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:21,200 ...with this girl, Betty...from work. 217 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:21,800 Sean-- 218 00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:23,700 I'll see ya, Elliot. 219 00:12:27,100 --> 00:12:29,300 Oh, look, see, I did what I had to do, 220 00:12:29,300 --> 00:12:31,700 and I don't need you judging me right now; all right, Betty? 221 00:12:36,500 --> 00:12:38,700 Oh, what do you know. 222 00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:52,200 I'm telling you, it was a clip-board. It came right out of the sky! 223 00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:55,500 I'm sure it did, sir. Woo! 224 00:12:57,000 --> 00:13:01,000 Wendy. Would you watch the phones for me while I go back down to the urology lab? 225 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:01,500 Sure. 226 00:13:02,100 --> 00:13:03,100 Nurse Espinosa. 227 00:13:03,100 --> 00:13:08,300 I specifically requested that you transfer Mrs. Merchant to the Morning Side Nursing Home. 228 00:13:08,300 --> 00:13:12,100 I'd take her there myself, but then I'd run the risk of bumping into my mother, 229 00:13:12,100 --> 00:13:14,600 and the last thing I need is to have another conversation 230 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:18,100 about why she shouldn't have to spend her golden years in a bunk-bed. 231 00:13:18,100 --> 00:13:23,000 Now, either do the job we pay you for, or I'll find someone else who will! 232 00:13:23,300 --> 00:13:26,300 Oh: Have a great day! 233 00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:43,400 Oh, my God. The janitor's afraid of Carla! How could I use this to my advantage? 234 00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:46,400 Listen, I want you to lay off J.D.! 235 00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:48,500 Stop accusing him of things he didn't do! 236 00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:52,100 ...And...bring him a fruit smoothie every day. 237 00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:57,100 �El gustaria de fresa o guineo? (Would he like strawberry or banana?) 238 00:13:57,900 --> 00:14:04,000 ...El...coche... arbol...morado con queso. (...Purple ... tree ... car ... with cheese.) 239 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,300 �Mentiroso! (Liar !) 240 00:14:09,300 --> 00:14:11,100 Feliz Navidad. 241 00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:16,000 I have to learn Spanish.... 242 00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:19,000 Whassup? 243 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:23,900 Oh, nothing -- I just found out my favorite chips cause anal leakage and, oh, I'm not talking to you. 244 00:14:23,900 --> 00:14:26,000 How did you get him to stop talking to you? 245 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:26,800 I don't get it, man. 246 00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:28,700 All I wanted to do was take you to dinner, and you made me feel like a total idiot. 247 00:14:28,700 --> 00:14:31,100 Wait a minute, I _always_ make him feel like an idiot. 248 00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:32,700 Why you making a big deal about this? 249 00:14:32,700 --> 00:14:33,900 You never tell me how you feel! 250 00:14:33,900 --> 00:14:36,500 Aw, dammit all! I never tell you how _I_ feel. 251 00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:37,600 I'm not talking to you! 252 00:14:37,700 --> 00:14:39,600 Finally! Thank you. 253 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:42,900 I don't understand. Ever since I met you it's been like this one-way street. 254 00:14:42,900 --> 00:14:45,600 I mean, I-I-I-I tell you everything, and you tell me nothing. 255 00:14:45,700 --> 00:14:47,100 I don't get it -- what are you afraid of? 256 00:14:47,100 --> 00:14:50,100 Hey, guys. This is my fianc�, Tracy. 257 00:14:50,100 --> 00:14:53,100 This is Dr. Turk, and Dr. Dorian. 258 00:14:57,000 --> 00:15:00,600 Honest to God, I...I love this place. 259 00:15:07,100 --> 00:15:10,900 Soooo...thanks to you, Sean blew me off, but I'm okay. 260 00:15:10,900 --> 00:15:14,300 Old Elliot would have gone into a tail-spin, but new Elliot's just gonna get him back, 261 00:15:14,300 --> 00:15:16,000 because new Elliot is a fixer. 262 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:19,000 Like, that guy over there -- if his stitches lifted and his spleen ruptured, 263 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,300 I would just go over...and fix them! 264 00:15:20,300 --> 00:15:21,600 My spleen is going to rupture!? 265 00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:23,200 Relax, you're fine. 266 00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:27,000 You know what? I am just going to show Sean that he will always come first. 267 00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:29,500 Gosh, I hate to interrupt this one-gal pep-rally, 268 00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:34,000 there, Barbie, but I give this guy two weeks -- three if you are just terrific in the sack. 269 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,600 Well, then it's three! 270 00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:38,500 I mean: You're wrong! 271 00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:41,100 You know I just, uh, I just got off the phone with Jordan, 272 00:15:41,100 --> 00:15:43,900 who told me that my son rolled over for the first time.... 273 00:15:43,900 --> 00:15:46,400 Oh, my God! That's so great! 274 00:15:46,900 --> 00:15:50,900 Big who cares! Not about Jack rolling over for the first time, 275 00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:54,400 but definitely about your reaction to my son rolling over for the first time. 276 00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:57,900 Point being that I missed it because I was here. 277 00:15:57,900 --> 00:15:59,400 You might want to get a pen out and write this down, 278 00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:05,200 because here comes the inside scoop: The hospital comes first. 279 00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:06,400 Always. 280 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:07,500 Always? 281 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:08,900 Forever and ever. 282 00:16:08,900 --> 00:16:20,100 D'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand everandeverandeverandever -- You gettin' this? -- Aaaand everandeverandeverandeveraneverandever.... 283 00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:21,900 So I'll pick you up tomorrow, okay? 284 00:16:21,900 --> 00:16:22,800 Okay. 285 00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:31,100 ...and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever, andeverandeverandeverandever.... 286 00:16:31,100 --> 00:16:34,400 You're not that comfortable with the man-on-man action, are you? 287 00:16:34,700 --> 00:16:38,500 So I'm a little homophobic.... I mean, we all got our stuff, right? 288 00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:41,200 I bet, deep down inside, you're a little racist? 289 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:43,000 Marrying a black guy? 290 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,400 Dude, how pissed are your parents, honestly? 291 00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:48,800 So, what makes you so uncomfortable? Is it the sex? 292 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:49,700 Don't get me wrong 293 00:16:49,700 --> 00:16:52,800 I don't love the idea of kissing anyone with a mustache. 294 00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:56,300 That's why I always pretend to have a cold when Carla's aunt comes to town. 295 00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:07,000 What really freaks me out, though, is the thought of being that open with another guy -- any guy. 296 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:10,000 I don't know what it is, I mean that's just the way I been my whole life. 297 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:14,100 Maybe...maybe it's because I'm scared, you know? 298 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:17,800 Dude...that's a little gay. 299 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,100 What? 300 00:17:23,100 --> 00:17:25,600 Nurse Espinosa, I feel bad about what happened before; 301 00:17:25,700 --> 00:17:29,000 and so I went and searched through like forty bags of garbage.... 302 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:34,800 And I found the torn off urine label. Also found half a tooth. 303 00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:36,700 Over here, jumpsuit! 304 00:17:36,700 --> 00:17:39,300 Mr. Thomasberg, let's get you to the lab! 305 00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:45,300 Hey, studly! Now, when you were out rooting through the dumpster, 306 00:17:45,300 --> 00:17:48,300 you didn't stumble across your own testicles, did'ja? 307 00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:52,300 Hey, you know that long line of trembling peons that are so afraid of you? 308 00:17:52,300 --> 00:17:53,900 Well I'm not in that line. 309 00:17:53,900 --> 00:17:54,700 Oh, you're not? 310 00:17:54,700 --> 00:17:57,200 No. I'm not in anybody's line. 311 00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:59,600 This is a Chicklet! 312 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:00,900 I gotta go. 313 00:18:10,100 --> 00:18:12,600 I'm always happy when someone wins a battle. 314 00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:15,700 Because around here, you get your fair share of disappointment. 315 00:18:52,300 --> 00:18:55,000 I guess in the end you have to fight for things that really matter. 316 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,000 Like pride in your work... 317 00:18:59,100 --> 00:19:00,700 ...or your friendship. 318 00:19:01,100 --> 00:19:03,300 You know, I'm actually starting to like Journey. 319 00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:06,600 Well you're gonna be very pleased with the next twenty-three songs. 320 00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:11,000 You know, the fact that you're even here for an end-of-an-era celebration is enough, 321 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,300 we don't have to, like, get all deep or anything. 322 00:19:13,300 --> 00:19:15,900 No, I wanna try this, man. 323 00:19:15,900 --> 00:19:22,700 Okay, Um.... Ever since Carla and I set the date for the wedding, I started thinking. 324 00:19:22,700 --> 00:19:27,800 You know those lame-ass couples that get engaged but they never actually get married -- 325 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:32,700 they just cruise along year after year, without making any real kind of commitment? 326 00:19:32,700 --> 00:19:36,400 Dude, I wanted to be one of those couples, man! 327 00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:39,200 Hey, Puki, can we get two appletinis, please? 328 00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:42,400 And sometimes, all you can do is grit your teeth and tell the truth. 329 00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:43,300 Hey. 330 00:19:43,900 --> 00:19:47,800 Look, I was planning on coming here and telling you that you'll always come first. 331 00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:51,900 But, the truth is that's not a promise I can keep. 332 00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:56,800 But the one thing I _can_ guarantee you is that, when it's my decision, 333 00:19:56,900 --> 00:20:03,600 I'll always choose you. ...But if that's not enough, I understand. 28800

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