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to make it over there to help load the van.
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Bye, Ted.
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So, let's find out a little more about you.
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How about extracurriculars?
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Do you have a family member with autism?
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I actually do.
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You should come to our support group.
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I'm Chloe.
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Looking at what we really
want can be terrifying.
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But that tell us we've
stumbled onto something real.
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Um... Uh...
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Fu...
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This is...
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Oh, yeah...
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Knock, knock.
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Hey, Sanjay.
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I just wanted to give you the heads up.
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If you're around later,
I'm having a little...
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gathering in my room.
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We're gonna watch nature docs
and drink some Beaujolais.
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That sounds fun.
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But... probably not.
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No presh. See you around, B-rizzle.
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- - Hey.
- Hi.
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- Here you go.
- Thanks.
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Sorry it was late. I... I didn't realize
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you had to pay a second semester so early.
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Oh, it's fine. You really didn't have to...
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drive it over here. You could
have just put it in the mail.
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Oh, no, no, it was my mistake.
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I didn't want you to have to wait.
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Well, thanks.
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How are you?
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Uh... I'm good.
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- 'Kay...
- Hey, do you mind if I just, uh,
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hit the head before I hit the road?
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- Uh... Uh... Sure.
- Thanks.
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So, what do you think? He seems
to be finding his footing.
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Oh, have you... You guys have been talking?
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Yeah, a bit.
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So, uh... Actually, we were
chatting the other day,
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and we had the idea
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that maybe I would do parents' weekend.
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If you're on board with a
little father-son time.
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Um... Hm. I... Wait, what?
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Yeah, I just haven't seen
him in forever, and, uh...
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and the idea came up, he got
pretty jazzed about it, so...
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Um... Hm... I haven't seen him either, Ted,
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I've been... I've been
planning it for a really...
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a long time, so...
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Yeah, I just thought... I
don't know, I thought maybe
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you'd wanna stay home and rest.
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You're always saying how tired you are.
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Okay.
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- Wow.
- What?
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So, this isn't a question.
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Right? You're not actually asking me,
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you're...
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you're just telling me.
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Right? You guys have decided this.
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Woah, okay, I...
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I didn't think this was
gonna be a big problem. I...
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You're always asking me
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- to spend more time with him.
- Not with no notice
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- on my weekend, Ted!
- Wow, okay.
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Look, uh, I didn't come here
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- to get yelled at.
- Oh, so now you're ju...
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Oh, now you're just leaving?
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Can't talk to you when you get like this.
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Oh, God.
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Hey, Brendan, it's Mom. How are ya?
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I was really looking
forward to this weekend,
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but your dad just came by
and told me about the...
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...change in plans.
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Uh... You know, to be honest,
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I expect that sneaky shit from him,
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but not from you.
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But... you know...
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do what you have to do.
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Just don't want you to...
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...get surprised when he disappoints you.
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Because I have to tell
you something, Brendan,
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that's who he is.
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Your dad is selfish and
he is disappointing.
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So, yeah. Yeah, he cheated on me.
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He cheated on me, dude.
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But what I don't think you understand...
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...got more chance with both of us.
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...larger than one city or
larger than one country
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starts to collapse.
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Yo, Craig. Uh... Brookside, right?
You went to Brookside?
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I played lax at Haddington.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, you scored the winning
goal in the semi-final, senior year,
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- right?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah!
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Ah, man, you played, like,
really tough D, like,
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I remember, you were all over me.
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- It's good to see you, man.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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- Hey, you wanna sit?
- Yeah, sure, man, sure.
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- What's up, guys?
- Hey.
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- Guys, this is Brendan.
- Yeah, yo.
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Hey, man.
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I mean, look, the only real
practical solution for emissions
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- is cap and trade.
- Droughts are getting longer,
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hurricanes are getting worse.
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- - Superstorms happen every year.
- That's just weather,
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it's not climate. Do you even
understand the difference?
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Have you guys seen the
video of the guy surfing
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during a tsunami?
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No.
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- I don't think so.
- You guys... Okay.
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That's what I would do.
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What?
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Like...
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climate change... sucks... obviously.
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So, might as well make the best of it
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is what I'm saying.
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Anyway, I'm just saying,
if that's your solution,
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Florida will literally be underwater
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in the next 50 years.
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Humans aren't causing global warming.
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- All right...
- It's the cows, man.
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You're saying cows cause global warming.
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- Yo, I'll be right back.
- No, I'm not saying that,
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I'm not saying that at all.
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- All right, well, what are you...
- I'm saying that cows contribute to it.
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Zadie Smith writes that
people are like complex
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musical scores, depending,
at least in part,
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upon who is doing the conducting.
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So, when you think about your lives...
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who is the conductor?
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Anyone?
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Guys! Come on! This is...
is supposed to be a place
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where you bare your souls,
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and it feels like the DMV.
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Okay, um... Is it me?
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- - Am I a bad teacher?
- No, no...
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- No, you're great.
- Then, why do you all
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look like zombies?
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Uh... I... I think... it might be the room.
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Yeah, the light, uh...
is really distracting.
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Yeah.
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It's really fucking
annoying, is what it is.
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Oh, my God! Yes, yes...
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Okay, um... here's a thought,
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- what if we move class to a bar?
- Yes.
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- Oh, okay.
- They're alive!
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Have you guys ever been to Tara's?
On Front Street?
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You... You like that dump?
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- Fuck you, man, I own it!
- Oh, okay!
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- - Drinks on me!
- Okay!
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- It's my bar! I'm not kidding!
- I don't doubt it!
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So, yeah... yeah... he cheated on me.
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He cheated on me, dude.
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But what I don't think
you understand, bud...
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is that he actually cheated on both of us.
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Have a great parents' weekend.
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Does... Does anyone else have
a response to Zadie Smith?
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The idea of who's conducting your life...
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For some reason, that hit me like a brick.
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And... And why?
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My mom wanted me to be a doctor.
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So, I became one, even
though I didn't wanna be.
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- So, now, I'm a radiologist.
- Shit! You're a doctor, huh?
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- Ah, that's great, man.
- No, uh...
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I... I think what Curtis might
be saying is it's hard for us
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to disappoint someone that we love. Right?
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I know I couldn't be who
my father wanted me to be,
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and because of that, we
didn't speak for years.
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Mm.
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Why not?
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He couldn't... He couldn't
handle my coming out.
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So, you're... a lesbian.
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Uh... No, uh, I mean... I mean,
uh, when I transitioned.
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I'm... I'm trans.
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So... you weren't born...
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Question, though. Does that mean
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- you had the surgery?
- Barry!
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- Am I not allowed to ask that?
- How would you feel
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if someone asked you about your genitals?
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Go right ahead, I'm an open book.
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No. Okay. Guys, we don't need
to hear about that right now.
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Thank you.
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I'm sorry, I don't always know
the rules about these things.
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Are you and your dad o... okay...
now? Are you talking?
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Yeah. Yeah, we are. I...
He... He drives me crazy,
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- but he's... he's my dad.
- Good.
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Brendan, right?
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- Yeah.
- Sorry, sorry.
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Tennis team took long and
then I had to pick up snacks
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and if I'm gonna be real I... took a nap.
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Nice, um... I wasn't going in.
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I... I don't think I should...
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Oh, I know, you were just passing by,
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and then I showed up, and
you did a terrible job
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of lying to me,
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- and now we're going inside.
- Oh, we are?
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- - Oh, great.
- Come on!
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- - Yep.
- Yeah.
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Do you like this class?
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Uh...
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Yeah. Yeah, I do.
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Do you?
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Yeah. I mean...
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...sometimes I sit there and I'm like,
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"What am I doing here?"
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But...
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What are you doing here?
You're such a smart kid,
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why aren't you off at college?
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I didn't have a great
high school experience.
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So, I'm... I'm just trying
to re-group, or whatever.
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Where'd you go to school?
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Haddington High.
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Did you know my son? Brendan?
Brendan Fletcher?
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Yeah.
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Take it you two aren't friends, huh?
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Not really.
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Mm.
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Well... his loss.
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Let's go get some wings.
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Yeah.
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Jonathan is my half-brother.
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He lives with my dad
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and my stepmom. My dad is great with him...
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even though he's a really busy guy.
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So, like, I go to his place
once a month and just, like,
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hang out, and, um, we watch Scrubs...
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after Jonathan goes to bed...
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It's kinda stupid, but it's pretty funny.
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It's a good show. So, my
dad gets really exhausted.
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Like, completely worn out,
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because Jonathan is a lot of work.
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He's not retarded, but he's...
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This is a good moment to
lightly remind everyone
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that we don't use the R word here.
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- Thank you for reminding me.
- Oh, no, I... I mean...
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I didn't mean it like
that, I just mean he's...
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- he's not normal!
- We try to stay away
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from "normal" too. We use "neurotypical."
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All right, so then, my
half-brother is very...
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He's... Well, he's neuro-not-typical.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to...
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you know, say "retarded," I
didn't mean to assume that
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anyone's family member in here is retarded.
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He just said it two more times.
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Okay, would anyone else like to share?
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So, what do you do for work?
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I am a... I'm the director
at a senior center.
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Wow. That's not what I pictured.
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Yeah, well, it's... it's not
what I pictured either, so...
251
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No, but it's cool.
252
00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:46,344
- I think it's like...
- Ah, it's not cool.
253
00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:48,888
It is though, because it's,
like, good, you know?
254
00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:50,264
Mm. Mm.
255
00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:52,850
I think if... I mean, if
you're the one working
256
00:14:52,934 --> 00:14:53,976
with a bunch of old people,
257
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:55,812
it must be very exciting for them.
258
00:15:02,193 --> 00:15:04,695
- Oh.
- Um, this table's driving me crazy.
259
00:15:04,779 --> 00:15:08,741
Can you hold these, please?
I'll be right back.
260
00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:28,344
- How's that?
- Much better.
261
00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:30,471
Thank you.
262
00:15:30,972 --> 00:15:32,306
Yeah.
263
00:15:32,390 --> 00:15:35,768
Can I tell you a secret that
you can't tell anyone else
264
00:15:35,852 --> 00:15:37,895
in class?
265
00:15:37,979 --> 00:15:40,940
Obviously, I'm saying yes to that.
266
00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:42,733
You are the only one who can write.
267
00:15:42,817 --> 00:15:44,193
Oh, shit, yeah?
268
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:46,320
Yeah, so far. I'm not saying
there won't be a sleeper.
269
00:15:46,404 --> 00:15:49,198
It means a lot coming from you.
270
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:54,120
I... I'm actually working
on a sci-fi novel.
271
00:15:54,203 --> 00:15:57,582
It's about an alien civilization
272
00:15:57,665 --> 00:16:02,253
that colonizes Earth and
you think it's the future,
273
00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:05,673
but at the end, you find
out it's the ancient past,
274
00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:09,051
and it's how civilization began.
275
00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:13,472
- Hm?
- I don't love it.
276
00:16:13,556 --> 00:16:15,933
- What? Come on.
- It's like... No. No, it's that
277
00:16:16,017 --> 00:16:19,395
- I'm just not a sci-fi girl.
- Not even Close Encounters?
278
00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:20,771
Close what?
279
00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:22,190
Get out of here.
280
00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:23,441
Get in your car and go home.
281
00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:25,568
No, I think I'm gonna stick
around a little longer
282
00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:29,238
to give you shit for being a huge nerd.
283
00:16:30,865 --> 00:16:32,033
Hey.
284
00:16:34,285 --> 00:16:37,788
Thank you for... having me in there.
285
00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:38,956
Yeah, of course.
286
00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:40,541
Thanks for sharing.
287
00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:43,211
Aside from a few repeated slurs...
288
00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:45,588
you did great.
289
00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:55,264
So, you wanna hang out?
290
00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:58,684
You trying to run game on
me while I'm giving you
291
00:16:58,768 --> 00:17:00,436
- a comfort hug?
- Uh...
292
00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:05,775
- Maybe a little, yeah.
- That's what I thought.
293
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:09,904
I... No, I don't wanna hang out.
Not tonight.
294
00:17:11,072 --> 00:17:12,156
Busy?
295
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:16,327
No, I literally have no
plans, I just haven't decided
296
00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:17,703
what this is yet.
297
00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:19,413
Okay.
298
00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:23,084
Bye.
299
00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:27,129
Bye. See ya.
300
00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:33,636
How old were you when you guys met?
301
00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:35,054
Mm.
302
00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:40,268
Um... Nineteen. I was a sophomore.
303
00:17:40,351 --> 00:17:42,270
What'd you like about him?
304
00:17:42,353 --> 00:17:45,856
Everybody liked Ted. He
was, like, you know,
305
00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:47,984
he was so charming.
306
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:51,487
And smart. And hot.
307
00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:53,948
What about you?
308
00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:56,117
Was I hot? No.
309
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,286
- No.
- No, like,
310
00:17:58,369 --> 00:18:00,413
what were you like back then?
311
00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:04,667
I was a...
312
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:08,129
big dork, actually. I spent
most of my time in the library.
313
00:18:09,672 --> 00:18:12,550
- Did you get straight As?
- I did.
314
00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:15,386
Like, what else were you into?
What were you doing?
315
00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:19,599
Uh... I don't know... I liked music.
316
00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:21,642
What kind?
317
00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:23,060
Um...
318
00:18:23,144 --> 00:18:26,063
Uh... Probably nothing within your vibe,
319
00:18:26,147 --> 00:18:30,526
but Liz Phair, The Smiths, Buzzcocks.
320
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,236
- I love all that.
- You do?
321
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:35,281
Yeah! What, you didn't
peg me for British punk?
322
00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:37,908
No, I just... It's surprising.
I don't know.
323
00:18:37,992 --> 00:18:40,036
Well, yeah, you two. I mean,
you work in a senior center
324
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:42,163
and you have ice in your wine.
325
00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:44,624
Leave me alone. It tastes better that way!
326
00:18:44,707 --> 00:18:46,667
- Sorry.
- God.
327
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:50,296
Anyway, you're right. I used
to be fun, now I'm boring.
328
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:53,215
No. That's not what I'm saying at all, no.
329
00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:55,509
I think...
330
00:18:55,593 --> 00:18:59,138
...you're secretly still punk.
331
00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:13,110
Yeah, I specialize
332
00:19:13,194 --> 00:19:15,404
in the brain, Alzheimer's and tumors
333
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:16,781
and things like that.
334
00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:19,116
God, that must be really hard.
335
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:22,286
It was at first, but now it's just routine.
336
00:19:22,370 --> 00:19:23,954
Honestly, at this point,
337
00:19:24,038 --> 00:19:25,956
I'd rather be doing what you're doing.
338
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:27,625
- Seriously?
- Mm-hm.
339
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:30,294
I wish I could do something
other than writing.
340
00:19:30,378 --> 00:19:31,879
- Anything at all.
- Wait...
341
00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:35,257
aren't you in some fancy literary magazine?
342
00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:37,426
Did someone Google the teacher?
343
00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:39,553
Hey...
344
00:19:39,637 --> 00:19:41,472
I'm sorry about what I said earlier.
345
00:19:41,555 --> 00:19:43,933
You know I wasn't trying
to cause a whole thing.
346
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,559
- Oh, yeah. Of course, Barry.
- Hey.
347
00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:49,563
Popcorn shrimp for the lady.
348
00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:55,194
Barry!
349
00:19:56,404 --> 00:19:57,446
Thank you.
350
00:20:03,077 --> 00:20:05,705
What about her? Look at her.
351
00:20:05,788 --> 00:20:07,748
Look, she's cute. You just go talk to her.
352
00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:11,669
Go talk to her.
353
00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:14,672
I'm really bad at just...
354
00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:16,757
starting conversation out of nowhere.
355
00:20:16,841 --> 00:20:20,386
I think you are so much better
than you think you are.
356
00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:22,012
- Mm-hm.
- What do you mean?
357
00:20:22,096 --> 00:20:23,597
You're curious.
358
00:20:23,681 --> 00:20:26,767
You wait to talk. You don't just start...
359
00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:28,519
jabbering on.
360
00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:31,605
You actually take in what
the other person is saying.
361
00:20:33,441 --> 00:20:34,650
By the way, that's rare.
362
00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:37,319
Girls...
363
00:20:37,987 --> 00:20:39,238
Girls like it.
364
00:20:40,114 --> 00:20:41,407
They like it a lot.
365
00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:43,284
Trust me.
366
00:20:49,957 --> 00:20:52,460
Uh... Doesn't... It doesn't matter.
367
00:20:52,543 --> 00:20:54,712
She... I'm not... She's not my type.
368
00:20:54,795 --> 00:20:57,214
But you're too young to have a type.
369
00:20:57,298 --> 00:20:59,967
- I have a type.
- Okay, what's your type?
370
00:21:01,302 --> 00:21:03,888
Come on.
371
00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:05,473
Okay. Okay.
372
00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:12,646
- I like dark hair.
- Mm-hm.
373
00:21:21,822 --> 00:21:23,032
How old are you?
374
00:21:25,159 --> 00:21:26,494
How old are you?
375
00:21:29,914 --> 00:21:30,956
Nineteen.
376
00:21:33,167 --> 00:21:34,168
Forty-five.
377
00:21:37,755 --> 00:21:39,632
- - Can I talk to you for a second?
- Mm.
378
00:21:40,841 --> 00:21:42,551
- Would you mind, Julian?
- Mm.
379
00:21:43,511 --> 00:21:45,012
Course.
380
00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:47,681
Yeah.
381
00:21:51,060 --> 00:21:52,645
Hey, what's up?
382
00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:55,523
I think I have a... crush on Curtis.
383
00:21:56,524 --> 00:21:57,900
Okay!
384
00:21:57,983 --> 00:22:00,694
Wow. Uh... Is that kosher?
385
00:22:00,778 --> 00:22:02,363
The student-teacher thing?
386
00:22:03,697 --> 00:22:04,782
God, no.
387
00:22:04,865 --> 00:22:07,618
Not really, no.
388
00:22:07,701 --> 00:22:09,870
But, I mean, God, we're adults, right?
389
00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:13,791
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Right.
390
00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:17,670
Do you wanna dance?
391
00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:19,547
Oh, sh...
392
00:22:21,215 --> 00:22:23,217
- Oh, man, are you okay?
- Yeah.
393
00:22:30,224 --> 00:22:33,060
I haven't heard this song in so long!
394
00:22:36,730 --> 00:22:37,857
Oh, I love it.
395
00:22:41,735 --> 00:22:42,611
Come on.
396
00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:44,697
- Get up. Go.
- Come on.
397
00:22:45,489 --> 00:22:47,741
Come on. Let me see some moves.
398
00:22:49,285 --> 00:22:50,494
Whoa!
399
00:22:53,914 --> 00:22:56,876
It just really isn't my thing.
400
00:22:58,002 --> 00:23:01,213
- Eve picked it out.
- What?
401
00:23:01,297 --> 00:23:04,758
...are the second largest members
of the taxonomic family of dragons
402
00:23:04,842 --> 00:23:08,679
Oh, what are you? Oh, what are you?
403
00:23:11,056 --> 00:23:12,349
...open its mouth
404
00:23:12,433 --> 00:23:15,019
and thrilled to say, "I'm
bigger than you think."
405
00:23:15,102 --> 00:23:18,105
Okay, fun fact. That's
also how I attract mates.
406
00:23:41,462 --> 00:23:43,547
- - Hello?
- Hey, Mom.
407
00:23:43,631 --> 00:23:45,549
Are you okay? 'Cause, uh, you just...
408
00:23:45,633 --> 00:23:48,260
- I got your message.
- Oh, honey, I can't hear you.
409
00:23:48,344 --> 00:23:49,887
- What?
- Are you? Really?
410
00:23:49,970 --> 00:23:52,389
Okay, you just... You sounded like, um...
411
00:23:52,473 --> 00:23:54,183
Uh, don't... don't worry about it, honey.
412
00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:56,393
We'll just talk tomorrow!
413
00:24:02,232 --> 00:24:04,443
Oh, this is the best part.
414
00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:34,848
- Whoo!
- Yeah!
415
00:24:37,017 --> 00:24:38,435
- Come on.
- I'll... I'll put more on.
416
00:24:38,519 --> 00:24:40,062
Uh... All right.
417
00:24:40,145 --> 00:24:42,272
All right. Somebody's
gotta take the kid home.
418
00:24:42,356 --> 00:24:43,482
What? No, I'm...
419
00:24:43,565 --> 00:24:46,443
- - I have my skateboard, I'm fine.
- N-n-n-n-n-no.
420
00:24:46,527 --> 00:24:47,653
Um...
421
00:24:47,736 --> 00:24:49,863
You know what, I... I can take him home.
422
00:24:49,947 --> 00:24:51,198
Okay.
423
00:24:51,281 --> 00:24:52,366
Are you sure?
424
00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:54,535
Yeah.
425
00:24:59,415 --> 00:25:01,250
Your car's a piece of shit.
426
00:25:02,710 --> 00:25:06,672
Your skateboard's a piece of shit.
427
00:25:06,755 --> 00:25:10,551
It's true.
428
00:25:11,885 --> 00:25:13,887
You're really pretty.
429
00:25:15,180 --> 00:25:17,307
- Oh...
- Is it okay for me to say that?
430
00:25:17,391 --> 00:25:20,853
- You're drunk.
- No, I'm... I'm... I'm serious.
431
00:25:20,936 --> 00:25:23,522
I'm...
432
00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:26,817
What are you doing right now?
433
00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:28,027
Wait, you should put that back on.
434
00:25:28,110 --> 00:25:29,737
No, no, no, no, no. Turn that off.
435
00:25:29,820 --> 00:25:31,155
- Please, can you turn that off.
- Okay.
436
00:25:31,238 --> 00:25:33,323
- Put your seatbelt back on, please.
- Can you pull over?
437
00:25:33,407 --> 00:25:35,242
- Now, please. Pull over.
- Oh, my God. Are you gonna...
438
00:25:35,325 --> 00:25:36,660
- Okay, I'm pulling over.
- Oh, God!
439
00:25:36,744 --> 00:25:38,746
Okay. Hold on! Hold on!
440
00:25:40,247 --> 00:25:43,292
Okay. Okay. Oh, God.
441
00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:47,504
Okay, poor thing.
442
00:25:47,588 --> 00:25:49,673
Oh, you poor thing.
443
00:25:49,757 --> 00:25:53,385
Oh, are you okay?
444
00:25:53,469 --> 00:25:57,056
Ugh.
You have amazing boobs.
445
00:25:58,724 --> 00:26:00,309
Oh.
446
00:27:33,193 --> 00:27:35,571
Oh, Jesus fucking Christ.
447
00:29:26,181 --> 00:29:27,307
Hey!
448
00:29:27,391 --> 00:29:28,475
- Right here?
- Uh-huh, yeah.
449
00:29:28,558 --> 00:29:29,977
Hello?
450
00:29:31,436 --> 00:29:33,313
You didn't tell him we
were coming, did you?
451
00:29:35,482 --> 00:29:37,192
Are you doing anything this weekend?
452
00:29:37,985 --> 00:29:40,445
They're having a party in
Brooklyn on Wednesday.
453
00:29:40,696 --> 00:29:42,406
- You should come with me.
- As your date?
454
00:29:42,614 --> 00:29:43,490
Yeah.
455
00:29:43,949 --> 00:29:46,660
I've been having these crazy fantasies.
456
00:29:46,743 --> 00:29:48,370
Well, what are you gonna do about them?
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