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I don't make her choose
between Star Wars and...
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the other one.
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[eerie voice] Whoo-oo-oo?
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"Who goes there?"
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Whoo-oo-oo?
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"Who dares disturb
the ancient temple?"
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Whoo-oo-oo?
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"Who has very little to do
with any of this and should be spared?"
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Hint: his name is Pete.
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Whoo-oo-oo...
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has heard of the War of 1812?
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Mrs. Byrne? How'd you get here?
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To Vietnam?
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I took a boat.
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But... what are you doing here?
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I heard you were close to finding
the fountain of youth.
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I've been searching for it
for as long as I can remember.
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So... for just a couple of minutes.
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Ahh. It's good to be
an immature adult again.
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Give me your fancy hat, human!
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[falsetto shriek]
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[Taser crackling]
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Echo! What are you doing?
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The leaf monkeys have been chased away
from their habitat
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by stupid Adam and his stupid science
and are scared to return.
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I figured if I acted like one of them,
they'd see it's safe.
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So... Ooh-ooh, eee-eee.
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Aaaaaah!
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Stop that!
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Monkeys don't use Tasers!
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I'm sorry. I'm not a monkey expert.
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Stupid Adam usually tells me
all that stupid sciencey stuff.
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Even when I beg him not to.
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Wherever you go, I shall follow!
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[both shrieking]
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Now hit me! If you're not scared.
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You know, I accidentally wandered
into the village library
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and saw that they had a book
on monkey behavior.
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That'll tell us exactly what to do.
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What does the book say to do?
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Don't be so curious.
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[ominous soundtrack plays]
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I can't believe I lost Echo.
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[door closes]
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Nothing could hurt more.
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How about this?
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Ow!
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Let's call it a tie.
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[dripping sound]
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Do you hear that?
Something's dripping.
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It's blood from my head.
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No, over there.
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[dripping]
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It's the fountain of youth!
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Whee! [splashing]
I never felt so young!
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That's not the fountain of Young.
That's guano.
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Bat poop.
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Bats?
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[bats chittering]
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No one move.
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Especially you, Mrs. Byrne.
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Do not emerge naked
from that pool of bat poop.
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One of the abilities
these bats have is echolocation.
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That's great news!
They could help you find Echo.
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No, it's bad news.
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These bats sense movement.
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We need to remain perfectly still
to avoid an attack.
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[fluttering]
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Fascinating.
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These are a local species
of microchiroptera...
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The lesser false vampire bat,
or Megaderma spasma.
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They get their name from...
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[snoring]
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Derby. Wake up! This is important.
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What? What happened?
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[bats chittering, Derby screaming]
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Okay, the bats are busy,
so now the rest of us can move.
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Not you, Mrs. Byrne!
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Whew!
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We got away from those bats.
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What about Derby?
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I could be your new best friend.
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Okay!
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Remember that time you and I left Derby
to be eaten by bats?
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I do! Good times.
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[panting]
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I finally got all those bats off me!
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- [bats chittering]
- Aaaaaaah!
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[door thuds]
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Wow.
You got scratched up pretty bad.
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Those aren't scratches. They're bites.
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I was bitten by
the lesser false vampire bat?
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That means...
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You'll be fine.
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I'm turning into a lesser false vampire!
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That's not a thing.
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Oh, yeah? Well, then
how do you explain these?
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Those are your teeth.
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Have I always had these?
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I'm so excited!
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What an honor, to be selected
as your first cover model.
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And also our last cover model...
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Once the villagers see your face
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and burn the factory
to the ground in disgust.
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But congratulations.
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- Thank you.
- For what?
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I know you faked that freak-out
so I could be on the cover.
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You're the best boyfriend ever!
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Aw... Your
back hair grew back!
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Okay, here is the fancy hat
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Giorgan Slabinske was supposed to wear
for the cover shoot.
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No one can see my face!
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Yeah, but it's not all good.
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We can still see your body.
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Now work it!
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[shutter snapping]
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It says here,
monkeys like to fly oversized kites.
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Help! Help!
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[Tater] Don't worry!
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According to the next page of the book,
this is supposed to happen!
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We're lost!
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Well, let's just ask for directions.
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From whom?
We're in a deserted underground temple!
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[blows landing]
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- Aaaaah!
- Come on, hit me!
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You scared of an old, helpless,
frail man?
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Dang! Do you know how we find...
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Great!
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There goes our only chance
to ask for directions.
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We could ask her.
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How'd she get in here?
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Who cares?
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I just hope she's into
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those steamy lesser
false vampire young-adult novels
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that are all the rage.
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Excuse me?
How did you get here?
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[Mrs. Byrne]
I already told you, I took a boat!
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Mrs. Byrne?
Why do you look like... that?
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Like what? Clean?
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I found a pool of water
to wash off that bat poop.
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You found the fountain of Young!
Where is it?
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I don't remember!
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Okay, I don't know
why I didn't go to this page first,
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but here's some really
basic monkey behavior.
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Great. What do I do?
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You swallow
a jigsaw puzzle piece,
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then I take you to the hospital.
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Once there, you mistake a wheelchair
for a go-cart,
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race it down the hallway,
and smash into the lunch carts...
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right in front of the mayor!
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What? There's no way it says that.
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Oh, I don't know what it says.
It's in Vietnamese.
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I've been going by the pictures.
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There are tons of fun,
colorful illustrations.
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This is "Curious George!"
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Well, it may be curious,
but my name is not George.
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Oh, wait. It is George.
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George Tater.
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- Anyway, what's curious about the book?
- This is a kids' book.
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The leaf monkeys are gone forever,
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and nothing in this book
is going to bring them back.
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[monkey shrieks]
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[monkey cackles]
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My yellow hat! My fancy yellow hat!
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Leaf monkey!
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George Tater!
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- Just hit me!
- I will not harm you, master!
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- You must fulfill your duty!
- I cannot hit you!
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Then I'll follow you wherever you go!
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[both] Uh-oh.
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[splash!]
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Hyah!
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All right, leaf monkey,
give the man back his yellow hat.
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Don't listen to him, leaf monkey!
You can have the hat!
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Tell your friends it's safe here!
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Wait a second.
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Why does this leaf monkey have a zipper?
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How else would he
shed his coat in the summer?
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[gasp] The fancy hat factory owner?
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Why are you dressed like a leaf monkey?
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There are no leaf monkeys.
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My family made them up
generations ago,
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so people would have
to keep buying our fancy hats.
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Every time
a "leaf monkey" steals a hat,
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the customer comes back
and buys a new one.
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That is an ingenious business model.
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Thank you!
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Not everyone can appreciate
a villainous plot.
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It's a shame you won't be
around to tell anyone.
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[whoosh]
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You won't get away with this!
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Someone will rescue us!
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My contract said "tomato juice"...
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this... is to-mah-to juice!
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You won't get away with this.
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[dramatic soundtrack plays]
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How many rooms are in this place?
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I vill count...
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because I love to count!
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Vone... Ah-ah-ah!
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Number that comes after vone...
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Ah-ah-ah!
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Derby. You're not
a lesser false vampire.
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You're a lesser false human.
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No, I have not heard of the War of 1812,
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but, uh, why don't you
come over to my place
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and tell me about it?
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- Shh! Do you hear that?
- [trickling]
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It sounds like flowing water.
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- [zipper zips]
- and a zipper?
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Wash your hands, for Pete's sake!
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You don't have to do it for me,
but it is a good idea.
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Fine. Here's some water.
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[gasps]
What happened to my hands?
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Derby... that's the fountain of young!
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- Now. Yes!
- Are you sure?
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We did it! We're all going home!
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Wooo-hoo!
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Yay!
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[Echo] Help! Help!
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- That's Echo.
- [Tater shrieking]
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And she's with some girl!
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Help! Help!
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[Tater shrieking]
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There's no use calling for help
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and/or shrieking like a little girl.
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No one will save you.
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[Adam] Don't be so sure about that!
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Adam! You came back!
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And you brought
a gorgeous woman with you.
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Keep your eyes to yourself, baldy!
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And Pete is here!
To take out the trash.
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You'll never stop me!
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We'll see about that.
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You are too late.
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[gasps]
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[giggles] That tickles.
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Who put the feather in upside-down?
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Your days of...
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doing whatever it is you do,
I really was busy with my own thing...
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are over!
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Help! Adam!
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Derby, shut off the machine!
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Stupid baby hands!
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Oh, no!
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Echo-o-o-oo!
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You did it, Adam! You saved me!
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Thank goodness, you're okay.
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You have not seen the last of me.
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[Derby] I think we have.
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We're going home to graduate.
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And I don't really see us coming back
to Vietnam any time soon.
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Then you probably have
seen the last of me.
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Echo, I'm so sorry.
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No, I'm sorry.
I should never have stormed off.
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And I should never have let you go.
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No scientific discovery
is as important to me as you are.
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And no leaf monkey is as important to me
as you are.
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Especially since I was totally wrong
and there were no leaf monkeys.
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What?
261
00:15:27,691 --> 00:15:31,525
I said, and best of all, you did it!
You found the fountain of Young!
262
00:15:35,483 --> 00:15:37,191
And then lost it again.
263
00:15:37,275 --> 00:15:38,566
I don't care.
264
00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:42,983
You're the only thing
I never want to lose.
265
00:15:45,691 --> 00:15:47,483
[giggles]
266
00:15:47,566 --> 00:15:49,025
That tickles.
267
00:15:49,108 --> 00:15:51,025
[laughs]
268
00:15:55,108 --> 00:15:56,275
Come on!
269
00:15:56,358 --> 00:15:59,233
I have followed you
to the four corners of the globe!
270
00:15:59,316 --> 00:16:01,025
Just hit me already!
271
00:16:03,108 --> 00:16:05,983
Fine! If it is truly your wish.
272
00:16:08,775 --> 00:16:10,358
Dang!
273
00:16:11,650 --> 00:16:13,316
How could you do that to me?
274
00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:14,983
I'm an old man!
275
00:16:15,066 --> 00:16:17,775
This guy hit an old man!
276
00:16:20,525 --> 00:16:22,108
Dang, there you are!
277
00:16:22,191 --> 00:16:26,608
I'm afraid we have some bad news.
The fountain of Young is lost forever.
278
00:16:26,691 --> 00:16:29,858
Along with any hope
of bringing you home.
279
00:16:29,941 --> 00:16:31,900
We didn't accomplish
as much as we wanted!
280
00:16:31,983 --> 00:16:34,816
Only some of us are going home!
281
00:16:35,941 --> 00:16:39,566
Thank you for trying,
but Master Ki is very old.
282
00:16:39,650 --> 00:16:41,025
He needs me.
283
00:16:41,108 --> 00:16:42,816
[Ki] No, I don't!
284
00:16:44,816 --> 00:16:48,650
I found someone
who can keep me young.
285
00:16:48,733 --> 00:16:51,358
Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo!
286
00:16:51,441 --> 00:16:54,191
[both giggling]
287
00:16:56,483 --> 00:16:59,400
What's wrong, Dang?
You get to come home.
288
00:16:59,483 --> 00:17:04,191
But I'm still not going to graduate.
I never did my science project.
289
00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:06,525
Sure you did.
290
00:17:06,608 --> 00:17:07,775
For the past four years,
291
00:17:07,858 --> 00:17:10,316
you've been studying
a new form of high-speed travel.
292
00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:13,483
In fact, the "you called?" phenomenon
293
00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:16,566
could revolutionize
transportation technology.
294
00:17:17,275 --> 00:17:18,775
That's worth an A in my book.
295
00:17:18,858 --> 00:17:21,066
Thank you, Mr. Young.
296
00:17:21,150 --> 00:17:23,275
See you back home.
297
00:17:27,650 --> 00:17:29,275
What about the rest of us?
298
00:17:29,358 --> 00:17:32,733
Oh, no.
We're going to miss graduation!
299
00:17:32,816 --> 00:17:34,525
No way.
300
00:17:34,608 --> 00:17:37,691
I am graduating
and leaving that place forever.
301
00:17:42,941 --> 00:17:44,608
Goodbye!
302
00:17:44,691 --> 00:17:47,066
We'll miss you!
303
00:17:48,066 --> 00:17:49,108
Ah!
304
00:18:05,358 --> 00:18:07,775
[Pomp and Circumstance plays]
305
00:18:07,858 --> 00:18:10,900
Please welcome this year's graduates.
306
00:18:12,150 --> 00:18:14,066
[cheering]
307
00:18:23,525 --> 00:18:25,733
It must be nice to graduate high school.
308
00:18:25,816 --> 00:18:27,275
I wouldn't know.
309
00:18:27,358 --> 00:18:30,108
Please come get your diploma
when you hear your name,
310
00:18:30,191 --> 00:18:32,108
which I will call in alphabetical order.
311
00:18:32,191 --> 00:18:36,400
A heads-up...
I am not that familiar with the alphabet.
312
00:18:38,066 --> 00:18:40,316
Derby von Derbotsford.
313
00:18:43,525 --> 00:18:44,858
Congratulations, Derby.
314
00:18:44,941 --> 00:18:46,733
Pranks, Mr. Tater.
315
00:18:46,816 --> 00:18:48,650
You're wel... wait.
316
00:18:48,733 --> 00:18:52,441
Did you say "thanks"
or... "pranks?"
317
00:18:56,525 --> 00:18:58,941
Ivy young.
318
00:19:00,316 --> 00:19:02,066
Thanks, George.
319
00:19:02,150 --> 00:19:05,233
I've made fun of you a lot
these last few years...
320
00:19:08,066 --> 00:19:11,275
That's it. Just reminiscing fondly.
321
00:19:13,650 --> 00:19:17,358
- Dang.
- Aaaaaah!
322
00:19:17,441 --> 00:19:19,191
[Dang] I'm over here.
323
00:19:20,066 --> 00:19:21,983
I'm going to take my time.
324
00:19:22,066 --> 00:19:24,608
I want to enjoy this.
325
00:19:27,941 --> 00:19:30,691
Echo Zizzleswift.
326
00:19:34,733 --> 00:19:36,191
Thanks, Mr. Tater.
327
00:19:36,275 --> 00:19:38,483
If it weren't for this school,
I never would've met
328
00:19:38,566 --> 00:19:40,025
the greatest person in my life.
329
00:19:41,483 --> 00:19:45,691
I hear ya.
We all feel that way about Pete.
330
00:19:45,775 --> 00:19:47,816
[mouths word]
331
00:19:51,650 --> 00:19:53,941
There's one more name
I haven't called.
332
00:19:54,025 --> 00:19:56,108
Jordan Slabinsky.
333
00:19:56,191 --> 00:19:57,400
[crowd gasps]
334
00:19:57,483 --> 00:20:00,483
Me? I'm graduating!
335
00:20:01,191 --> 00:20:02,233
From high school?
336
00:20:02,316 --> 00:20:04,275
Lucky!
337
00:20:11,358 --> 00:20:14,650
Slab, you arrived
at this high school 12 years ago,
338
00:20:14,733 --> 00:20:17,900
an angry, mean bully
who didn't care about school,
339
00:20:17,983 --> 00:20:19,733
but you've really grown
since then...
340
00:20:19,816 --> 00:20:22,233
Not physically...
You were always huge.
341
00:20:23,608 --> 00:20:26,858
You deserve to graduate
as much anyone up here.
342
00:20:26,941 --> 00:20:31,941
[sobs]
343
00:20:32,025 --> 00:20:34,816
Give me your handkerchief,
nerd principal!
344
00:20:36,441 --> 00:20:38,566
[blows nose]
345
00:20:44,441 --> 00:20:46,233
[cheering]
346
00:20:46,316 --> 00:20:47,400
Ladies and gentlemen,
347
00:20:47,483 --> 00:20:50,066
the Finnegan High School
graduating class!
348
00:20:50,150 --> 00:20:51,900
[cheering]
349
00:20:53,150 --> 00:20:55,025
Three! Two! One!
350
00:21:03,733 --> 00:21:05,191
What happened to our hats?
351
00:21:05,275 --> 00:21:06,983
Our fancy graduation hats.
352
00:21:07,066 --> 00:21:10,483
[cackling]
353
00:21:10,566 --> 00:21:14,941
I told you you hadn't seen the last of me!
354
00:21:15,025 --> 00:21:19,275
Or should I say the last of us?
355
00:21:21,233 --> 00:21:24,316
[monkeys chittering]
356
00:21:27,733 --> 00:21:28,775
[gasp]
357
00:21:28,858 --> 00:21:31,650
Leaf monkey!
358
00:21:31,733 --> 00:21:33,983
Vortex!
359
00:21:38,983 --> 00:21:40,191
There you are, Mr. Young.
360
00:21:40,275 --> 00:21:43,275
I wanted to let you know about the new
students you'll be getting next year.
361
00:21:43,358 --> 00:21:46,316
There's Kirby, the prankster
who's always falling asleep.
362
00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:49,941
Gecho, the adorable,
yet seemingly unattainable girl.
363
00:21:50,025 --> 00:21:51,483
Jab, the...
364
00:21:51,566 --> 00:21:52,941
Oversized bully?
365
00:21:53,025 --> 00:21:54,441
What? No.
366
00:21:54,525 --> 00:21:57,066
The foreign-exchange
student chess-master.
367
00:21:58,858 --> 00:22:01,316
Crab, the oversized bully.
368
00:22:02,233 --> 00:22:04,209
And a bunch of other kids
I don't know anything about,
369
00:22:04,233 --> 00:22:06,441
and may change from week to week.
370
00:22:07,233 --> 00:22:09,316
Well, I wish the next
science teacher luck.
371
00:22:10,358 --> 00:22:12,233
I've decided to leave Finnegan.
372
00:22:12,775 --> 00:22:13,941
You're quitting?
373
00:22:14,025 --> 00:22:15,858
I thought you'd be happy.
374
00:22:15,941 --> 00:22:17,525
So did I.
375
00:22:18,483 --> 00:22:20,775
When I hired a kid teacher
four years ago,
376
00:22:20,858 --> 00:22:22,691
I thought it was going to be a disaster.
377
00:22:22,775 --> 00:22:24,066
And it was.
378
00:22:25,900 --> 00:22:27,858
But you also made this place fun.
379
00:22:28,650 --> 00:22:29,858
Thanks.
380
00:22:31,066 --> 00:22:32,066
I had fun.
381
00:22:34,608 --> 00:22:37,608
Then why are you leaving me?!
382
00:22:39,025 --> 00:22:42,275
I took this job to have
the high school experience I never had.
383
00:22:46,358 --> 00:22:47,650
And now I've had it.
384
00:22:47,733 --> 00:22:49,934
I managed to see this group of kids
through high school,
385
00:22:49,983 --> 00:22:51,525
but it was never easy.
386
00:22:51,608 --> 00:22:53,983
So I took a job teaching
at the university.
387
00:22:54,066 --> 00:22:56,566
I'll finally have students
who want to learn.
388
00:22:59,233 --> 00:23:02,191
Hello, class.
My name is Professor Young.
389
00:23:02,275 --> 00:23:05,025
Welcome to... oh, no!
390
00:23:07,275 --> 00:23:09,441
What are you all doing here?
391
00:23:09,525 --> 00:23:12,650
Taking science, professor sweetie.
392
00:23:13,650 --> 00:23:16,650
Wait. This isn't high school.
393
00:23:16,733 --> 00:23:19,025
You don't have to take science.
394
00:23:19,108 --> 00:23:21,733
You all chose to take science.
395
00:23:21,816 --> 00:23:24,483
Well, that means I must have...
396
00:23:25,566 --> 00:23:26,775
inspired you.
397
00:23:26,858 --> 00:23:28,733
Easy there, professor sweetie.
398
00:23:30,108 --> 00:23:32,066
You can call me Adam.
399
00:23:32,150 --> 00:23:35,191
Today, we're going to be
examining velocity, adhesion...
400
00:23:35,275 --> 00:23:36,900
[splat!]
401
00:23:41,191 --> 00:23:42,733
mold growth.
402
00:23:42,783 --> 00:23:47,333
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