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[Echo] Thank you, Diego!

I can't believe Echo is Diego's girlfriend.

[canned dog barks]

I have to find out how this happened.

Stay.

Good boy!

You're dating Echo?

Why did she break up with me?

You know why.

Tell me anyway.

I want to hear it in your beautiful, flowery words.

[Latin accent] Once I soothed Echo's sunburn, we bonded.

I quit the chocolate-kingpin business, moved to town,

and enrolled at Finnegan so I could be close to her.

Before long, I stole her away from you.

Well, that wasn't flowery, but the accent does make it sound better.

How did you soothe her sunburn?

With something my people have been using for centuries...

The leaf of the samambaia plant.

What about my burns?

I offered, but you said,

[mimicking Adam] "I prefer scientifically tested medical remedies

to something a lizard relieves itself on."

But how dare you throw a birthday party for my girlfriend?

I have thrown a party for her!

I even hired the chocolate bunny man to entertain.

[balloon squeaking]

Here you go, birthday girl!

Pinky! Is that you?

Sorry. I... thought you were someone else.

Now get out of here!

Who's going to make me? You?

No. My henchman. Snake!

Miguel!

[hisses]

They also transferred to Finnegan.

This school has a very liberal admissions policy.

You think I'm scared?

You may have Snake and the snake, but they're no match for the alligator.

[beeping]

- Hey, Dang. - Aaaaah!

[students shrieking]

See? I am not the only one who does not like it.

Oh, no.

I hope they have not seen an alligator.

Aaaah!

[hissing]

Aaaah!

[whoosh!]

What happened? I thought you went to get the alligator.

I did.

[heavy metal band plays]

Uggggh!

The Alligator is cold-blooded!

Ugggh!

Take that!

That guy is so awesome!

Derby, I need to talk to you.

You want to talk to me? A washed-up one-hit-wonder?

No one wants to talk to me.

I'm a filthy, broken-down mess!

This is Derby-style now.

I need you to fill me in on this Echo/Diego situation.

How serious is it?

Pretty serious.

They kiss all the time...

Even more than you and Echo used to...

And I didn't think that was possible.

I can't stand seeing her with another boyfriend!

[Alligator roaring]

Maybe if Echo saw me with another girlfriend,

she'd get jealous!

One problem... No other girl wants you.

There was one. Once. Remember Brap?

No.

That girl raised by elephants we found in that crate?

Not ringing any bells.

It happened in science class. Oh, that explains it.

Brap fell for me.

Maybe if I had liked her back,

Echo would've been jealous and fought to keep me,

instead of becoming interested in Diego.

[fighting continues]

I'm going to go back in time, flirt with Brap, and make that happen.

Yes. That is the greatest move ever.

Thanks, Derby.

I wasn't talking to you. You rock, Alligator!

[Alligator] Take that!

Thank you! I love my fans! Rrrrrr!

[thud!]

Brap.

Okay, Brap. Time for a lesson in being human.

You're going to learn how to walk like a lady.

Heel-toe...

heel-toe...

See how they make you look taller,

your legs look shapelier, give you better posture and...

that extra little boost of confidence you just need so badly some days?

Heel-toe... Heel-toe...

Wow.

I do feel that extra little boost of confidence!

[whoosh]

Dang? What are you doing?

Aaaah!

Um...

I cannot always reach the cleaning supplies on the top shelf.

These give me that extra little boost of... height.

Just height. Nothing else. Got to go.

Heel-toe, heel-toe, heel-toe...

[Brap] Brap!

[Dang] Heel-toe, heel-toe, heel-toe...

Okay, I just have to get rid of that Adam....

so I can make a move on Brap.

That's going to be quite a trick.

Of course.

[Brap] Brap!

Welcome...

to the Magic Mansion!

I am Gustav the Grand, Master Mage of the Manor.

Ooh! That's one of the highest titles a magician can achieve.

I see that you are admiring Calistico's Cabinet of Curiosities.

You're the only magic I need, Echo.

[giggles]

Great spirit of Calistico...

[thumps staff]

please guide this lost soul into the forbidden realm!

[click]

Voil�!

Heel-toe... shoulders back...

[Brap yelps]

[whoosh!]

Welcome, magic-lovers!

I am Gustav the Grand...

Master Mage.

[squeals] Oh! Magic!

- You're the only magic I need, Echo. - Yeah. Anyway, I'd like to see the trick.

This is Calistico's Cabinet of Curiosities...

a portal to another dimension.

Oh, you must be referring to

one of the 11 dimensions of space/time outlined

in professor Edward Witten's super-string theory hypothesis.

Would you just stop?

You didn't believe in the samambaia plant either,

but when Diego rubbed it on my shoulders, it felt so good.

Fine. Let's see what it supposedly does.

[door creaks]

[thump-thump-thump, click]

Voil�!

What happened to Adam?

Brrrrap!

Fear not.

I, Gustav the Grand, shall travel into the dark dimension and find him.

Adam! You're back.

And in a slightly different outfit?

Uh...

The dark dimension had a sale on menswear.

I missed you so much.

Bra-a-a-a-a-ap...

What are you doing?

Brap and I have grown closer,

much in the same way you and Diego did in Sanduras.

I don't care about Diego! You're my boyfriend.

Brap!

Brap yourself. Adam is mine.

Braaaaaap!

Oh... It's on!

Echo! I am here! I moved to town to be closer to you.

Not now, Diego!

Stay! Away! From! My! Man!

[grunting]

Brap! Brap! Brap! Brap! Brap!

Sorry, Diego. Looks like no one's "falling" for you.

[Tarzan call] Ahhhh-ahh-ahh...

uh-oh!

[thud!]

Eww! El gigante has not heard of el deodorant.

[women grunting]

[whoosh!]

Okay. This is the one.

Happy birthday... [smack]

[elephants trumpeting]

[trumpeting]

[trumpets]

What's going on?

[elephant trumpets]

And who ordered peanut cake?

[elephant trumpeting]

Aaaaaah!

[As Charlton Heston] Oh, my gosh.

I'm back.

I'm... home!

All the time...

We finally really did it!

You maniacs!

You blew it up!

Aw, darn you!

Gosh darn you all to heck!

[elephant huffs]

Darn dirty elephants!

- There you are, my love! - Echo?

[elephant trumpets]

Brap? Why are there elephants everywhere?

You know why!

Tell me anyway. I want to hear it in your beautiful...

Just tell me.

My fight with Echo escalated into a war between the humans and the elephants.

Who won?

The elephants!

The humans were no match for our superior strength,

to say nothing of our exceptional memory.

Who has heard of the war between the humans and elephants?

Where am I?

Now, come be with your queen, my love.

We're together? What happened to Echo?

The elephants made a tiny piano out of my teeth.

You won't get away with this!

It's too late. I already have.

[plays ominous chords]

[Echo sobs]

This is all my fault.

I thought you could change your fate, but you can't.

I guess Echo and I are just not meant to be together.

I'm glad you finally see things my way.

I don't.

I need to undo everything I've done.

No one can live like this.

Spare me!

I am one of you!

??@%

Ow! Zipper in the eye! Zipper in the eye!

Derby?

Adam Young? Long time no see, man.

[whoosh]

Now, to fix what I fixed.

Aaaaah!

I just told you not to do that!

First, you were over there, then you're over here.

It is very annoying.

Hey, Hutch.

Hey, Slab! You oversized half-wit!

Derby.

While I acknowledge my size and my intellectual shortcomings,

I can't help but feel a little blind with rage right now!

- I didn't say it. I think it was him. - I didn't say it.

Well, it sounded like your voice.

Hey, Slab! You oversized half-wit!

Wow... here's a sentence I never thought I'd say...

That clown is hot!

That clown is my sister.

I'm just saying, she brings out the animal in me.

The balloon animal, but still...

Rrrrreow!

Yes!

What are you doing here?

This is like... the most confusing thing ever.

I'm here to stop you/me from stopping him/me

from getting to his/my/our class!

Okay, that was the most confusing thing ever.

I can't allow you to change the course of events.

But I have to: otherwise Echo and I will never be together.

We'll never be together anyway.

I don't believe you. I have to try.

Then you'll have to get through me first!

Oh, no...

nerds have figured out how to beat themselves up.

What will I do with my life?

I fight like a girl!

Yeah? Well, so do I!

[bell rings]

[Adam] Hello, class. My name is Mr. Young.

Welcome to grade-nine science.

You're too late. I made it to class.

Jerk.

[Slab] Wow!

Language.

[beeping]

[whoosh]

Guess it's time for me to leave, too.

Oh, no... the power module's depleted!

I'm stuck in the past! I'm going to be here forever.

You'll get used to it.

The first thousand years are the toughest.

I know I'm late, but I was on the bus

when a flock of bats swooped down and...

Oh! Great. The teacher's not even here yet.

He's right there.

Where? Behind that kid?

It is the kid.

Oh!

Sorry I'm late, Mr... Young.

I'm Echo.

Echo, echo, echo...

Is there an echo in here or is it just... you?

[quietly] Come on!

There's nothing wrong with that first impression.

[brakes squeal, engine purrs]

I got your message, and I came as quickly as I could.

Are you sure you want to work here?

This hallway doesn't even have valet parking.

Oh! My bad. They do.

Uh, no, actually, I'm the...

I'll park it where I can see it, mister!

Mr. Young? Shouldn't you be in there teaching?

[other Adam] We're not making a monster!!!

Never mind. You are.

[door shuts, engine starts]

- [tires screech, horns blare] - Ohh!

Thanks for coming, Professor Fenway.

- I have a little problem. - [door opens and shuts]

I can't believe Slab ate all the chalk.

[gasps]

You stole my time-travel device!

But...

How do you know? You haven't invented it yet.

True, but I first got the idea when you were stuck in the past,

and I showed up at your high school to help you, and I saw it on your arm.

Whoa!

Mind... blown!

Look, I'm sorry I took it, but I'm trying to fix everything.

Unfortunately, the power module is dead.

Well, the only thing powerful enough to recharge it is a lightning strike,

but no one knows where or when that'll happen.

[lock rattling]

My key!

My sammich!

Actually, I do know when lightning will strike!

Huh?

Is that... ah! Ow!

Mr. Young? Are you crazy?

Echo, please, when we're not in class, you can call me Adam.

Okay. Adam, are you crazy?

You need to get out of here!

I can't run away. I'm a teacher.

You're a kid!

I'm both.

You showed up!

Guess you're not that much of a genius after all.

Come on! I have to get to a fight!

[canned dog barking]

[thunder crashing]

Now!

Oh, good. The kite string.

Not just any string. Kite string.

Yeah, I know. Hurry it along. I don't want to miss this.

[thunder crashing]

Now, I think you're going to want to hand over my key.

You mean this key?

Actually, that doesn't look like my key.

A key's a key!

[zap!]

[panel trilling]

[sigh]

[Slab] Whoa!

I can explain!

No need. It's obvious.

You're me from the future.

Here to warn me that Mr. Young is a powerful wizard.

I will heed this warning, and live my life as though I, myself,

had been struck by lightning.

Close enough.

[beeping]

[whooshing]

Adam! You were incredible!

I wondered how Ben Franklin's kite string was able to conduct electricity.

Now I realize it's not the string, it's the rainwater!

But how did that time-travel thing work?

And why does Slab have such lady-like arms in the future?

[whooshing]

Yuck. This ear tastes like wax.

You just ate a candle.

Well... everything seems back to normal.

All that's left now is having to live out the rest of my life

knowing that Echo will never be interested in me.

What just happened?

I'm sorry. Was that bad?

It's just I've been developing feelings for you,

and trying to figure out how to tell you.

That was a good way.

And then you planned that amazing birthday surprise for me.

That was obviously the time to do it.

But you ran off screaming.

Because I wasn't wearing the right thing and my hair was a mess.

I wanted it to be perfect.

That's why you ran off?

Yeah. I hope you weren't too bored waiting for me.

No.

I would not call it boring.

Besides...

it was worth the wait.

[Tater] Hey!

What's going on here?

You said you'd save me some cake!

- Hey, guys! Adam and I... - Want some cake, too.

[mumbling] What are you doing?

You have to trust me. No one can ever know we're dating.

We're dating, right?

[exhales]

Good! No one can know.

[canned dog whimpering and yapping]

[canned dog whines]

[dog barks]

Ooh! Looks like you've been in there a long time.

[dog whines]

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