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What do you mean, I was fired? Why?

You know why.

Tell me anyway.

I want to hear it in your beautiful, flowery words.

Oh, you. I can't stay mad at you!

Actually, yes, I can.

You got fired for dating Echo, a student.

But we're the same age! Echo and I are in a unique situation.

No, you're not. Slab is the same age as Mrs. Lowenthal.

Anyway, you were fired, and Echo transferred.

Are we still dating?

All I know is, the trouble started because you two used to kiss constantly.

Constantly?

It's like the two of you had one face.

I have to find her!

I think Derby might still be in touch with her.

Not that I would know, because I was demoted!

To science teacher.

Then who's Principal?

Tater!

Get your bald-loser face to class!

You've got to teach this new curriculum!

"The science of the War of 1812?"

Yes! And... you've got chaperone duty

for the "War of 1812" dance tonight.

Oh, and I don't get to be the Finnegan Fryer mascot anymore.

You think you'reso great, " Eighteen-twelve-y."

[mascot grunts, Tater groans]

I know I'm on this big "Echo" mission and all, but...

[beeping]

[drums tattooing

Stop!

You don't need to fight.

One day, Britain and America will be close allies.

Your country will be filled with countless American fast-food restaurants.

And your country will be filled with snotty British reality-show judges.

This lad with the frail, damsel-like arms has a point.

Looks like 1812 will be a year without a war!

[band plays]

What was that for?

I don't know...

I feel like you've robbed me of some part of my identity.

Ivy, have you seen Derby?

Are you kidding? I've been to every one of his concerts!

He's so hot! [giggles]

Derby has concerts?

Derby is hot?

Of course!

He's, like, the world's biggest pop star!

He became an overnight sensation

when someone posted his talent show performance on the Web.

Do you know where Derby is?

Yeah. He's headlining Streetfest today.

I'll be there.

Wow.

That's one place I never thought I'd see Derby's face.

[announcer] Welcome to Streetfest!

? Broken glass, broken heart ?

? There's a picture of you Laying on the floor ?

- ? Empty space ? - Excuse me!

- ? On the wall... ? - Pardon me!

Mr. Young?

What are you doing here? It's the middle of a school day.

I mean... uh...

Have some pie.

Slab?

You have access to a time-travel device and will later travel back to the past

and tell yourself to bring a pie for when you run into me?

What?

No. I just carry around pie.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a booty to shake.

You're not listening. No fans allowed backstage.

It's okay, I'm not a fan.

He's not a fan of Derby?

Get him!

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

Come on through, guys.

Ow, ow!

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

[whoosh!]

Well... I don't see him anymore,

but keep punching, just in case.

Okay. Look out for anything out of the ordinary.

Other than two professional educators dressed as speakers?

- Ow! - Aaaaah!

Ow...

Kapow!

Dang! Who are you playing volleyball with?

I'm going to check out what's happening on the dance floor.

You stay here, and...

I don't care.

Huh. This speaker's not working.

- [bang] - [Tater, softly] Ow.

- Now let me try. - [Tater] Oooh! Ow!

[Tater] Ooh! Ow!

Ooh!

I can't explain now, but I need your outfit.

- Okay. - Okay.

I meant him.

Oh.

Do you need the underpants, too?

[Adam] Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

You girls, stop hitting that speaker!

And, you, speaker... you're supposed to be on stage.

? You're only gonna break my heart ?

Thank you! Thank you!

And now... the inspiration for that song,

the person you've all come to see...

the one, the only Derby!

[rock band plays]

Derby-style!

? Live... live... live... ?

? Li-i-i-i-ive... ?

? I get up in the morning And I make my way to school ?

? Fall asleep in science class, My desk is full of drool ?

? Slab puts me in a garbage can Which isn't very nice ?

? But I turn trash to treasure, Look at all this ice! ?

? The ladies ?

? When they're with me ?

- ? They give thanks ? - [crowd] Thanks!

- ? They give thanks ? - [crowd] Thanks!

? The ladies, they want the king of ?

- ? The king of pranks ? - [crowd] Pranks!

- ? The king of pranks ? - [crowd] Pranks!

? They all want to, Want to, want to, want to, want to ?

? Want to, want to want to be-e-e-e-e-e ?

? Livin' Derby-style ?

? Derby-style! ?

? Livin' livin' livin' Derby-style ?

? D-d-derby-style! ?

? Livin', livin', livin' ?

? When the bell stops its ringin', I head over to detention ?

? For what we did together Shoulda got a suspension ?

? Whoo! The ladies on the planet, They want me for themselves ?

? Even ones that were alive During the Peace of 1812 ?

Whoaaa! I love you, Derby!

? They all want to, want to, want to, want to, want to, want to, want to ?

? Want to be, want to, want to, want to be-e-e-e-e-e-e ?

[crowd roaring]

? Livin' Derby-style! ?

? Derby-style! ?

? Livin' livin' livin' Derby-style! ?

[Adam grunts]

Aaaah! Derby! It's me!

- Adam?! - Ooof! Ohh!

- What are you doing here? - I need to talk to you.

Now? I'm kind of...

? The ladies ?

? When they're with me ?

- ? They give thanks ? - [crowd] Thanks!

- ? They give thanks ? - [crowd] Thanks???

? The ladies.... ?

- Derby's a fraud! He lip-syncs! - [crowd gasps]

Get him!

- Uh-oh! - And get that speaker, too!

[mob roaring]

We've got to find some place to hide!

[Adam] Of course! How 'bout that diner?

[crowd jeering]

Where'd they go?

Where'd who go?

What can I get you dames?

Hey, Adam. Hey, Derby.

Table for two?

Hundred?

[gasping]

It's Derby!

And the speaker!

[gasping]

[Ivy's voice] Derby's a fraud! He lip-syncs! Get him!

[gasps] This angry crowd lip-syncs.

[Ivy's voice] No, we don't.

Darn it!

[crowd muttering]

- Mom, what are you doing here? - I work here.

I had to take a second job after you were fired.

Are you serious? You have a first job?

I just wish I knew how to rollerskate. These training wheels are embarrassing.

- Whoa! - [crashing]

[Adam] I can't believe I was fired. How did Tater find out about me and Echo?

He caught you kissing on the beach in Sanduras during spring break.

Kissing on the beach?

And stuff?

No stuff. Sand gets everywhere.

Not seeing each other every day

led to you guys drifting apart and eventually breaking up.

Again?

Wait...

If Tater hadn't discovered us on the beach,

none of this would've happened and we'd still be together.

We are together. I'm talking to you right now.

I mean me and Echo.

I have to fix this.

Wh... where's the time machine?

It's on the wall... And it's called a "clock."

- It must have fallen off during the chase! - What do you think you're doing?

- Oh, I just lost... - How about you get lost?

This... is my turf.

[Adam] Hey! Ow!

Ooh! Free earbuds with $1,000 purchase!

Look, you don't understand...

No! You don't understand! You ever been beaten up in stereo?

Left channel.

Right channel.

Run! Mommy!

Table for twooooo!

Everything okay, Carl?

Yeah. Some punk just got me amped up.

He's lucky I didn't knee him in the subwoofer.

Come on, Adam, it's been days.

You've been sitting around, moping and watching TV.

Although... watching TV is not only a great source of entertainment,

it's our window to the world.

I've lost Echo.

And without that time travel device, I'm stuck in this reality forever.

Well, we looked everywhere. Someone else must've picked it up.

Hi. I'm Preston Pickles. You may know me from...

the Hibachi Hat...

Dog-in-a-can...

[muffled barking]

[chuckles]

Easy, boy!

And the remote-control window-opener!

Now...

get ready for the greatest Preston Pickles product ever!

Is that the time-travel device?

Have you ever had a guest come over,

only to be embarrassed that you hadn't baked a pie?

Not me!

Because I use the Preston Pickles Pie-in-a-Pinch.

It allows you to travel back in time and tell yourself to bake a pie.

In fact... I already have.

Mm... Pie-licious!

Preston Pickles must have found the device and reverse-engineered it!

We need to get it from him.

Why? I'm not going to pay $29.95 for some useless device.

I'm baking a pie all by myself.

Derby. There's smoke everywhere!

Don't worry. I'll open a window.

[sizzling]

Aaaah!

Is it normal to feel hot grease dripping onto your scalp?

You don't want all that grease in your food.

Pickles! I want that time-travel device!

Excellent choice.

Act now, and I'll waive the shipping charges.

Handling fee still applies.

I don't want to buy one. I want the original back.

These only go back 30 minutes.

That's all I've been able to build so far. But it's plenty of time to bake a pie!

And I can't think of a single other reason why anyone would want to time-travel.

I'll never give you this! It's made me millions.

Millions, I tell you! Millions!

Of pies.

I've actually lost a lot of money on it.

Well, it doesn't belong to you!

Whoa!

Give it up!

No matter what you do now,

I can always travel back in time and bake more pies.

Coconut-cream?

Ca you at least have future-you tell past-you to bake pies I like?

I don't see why not. What can I get you?

Banana-cream pie!

Chocolate-cream pie!

Mm-m-m-m-m!

Ooh, ooh! Bavarian-cream pie!

Mm! Thank you.

Time-travel-cream pie!

Hah! Now, to undo all of this.

Aww! My Bavarian-cream!

Sic 'im, boy!

- [can growling] - Easy, now.

Who's a good can? Who's a good can?

- [dog yelps] - Aaaaaah!

I cannot wait to get to the beach in Sanduras.

It will be so calm and relaxing.

- Hi, Dang. - Aaaah!

Come on, Adam! We'd better hurry to the airport, sweetie.

Yeah. I guess we shouldn't have spent all that time kissing.

Yeah.

Great. She's gone.

Now if I want to prevent her from getting caught kissing me,

I need to somehow get to Sanduras.

- You're welcome to come with us. - Yeah.

We have the perfect way to get to Sanduras.

[Accordion plays]

[French accent] You know...

I don't only offer balloon rides for "zee whole family"...

Well, that would've been a good thing to put in the ad.

[siren wails]

Pull over! This is the balloon police!

Are you aware you do not have an approved child-safety seat

for that adorable baby?

Would you like to meet my police-doggy?

Isn't he cute, sonny-boy?

Don't. I'm allergic to balloon dogs.

Ah-choo!

[wails] No-o-o-o!

[sobs] He was the best partner I ever had.

- Arf-arf! - No! Don't go after him, boy.

[canned dog barking]

[bawling]

[falsetto] There, there, sweetie. Hush now. Mommy's here.

Oof!

Tin-tin-tin! You're okay!

[yipping]

Oh! I'm happy to see you, too, boy.

Oh, how I miss the days when

you didn't have to slather yourself with this stuff.

All right, "grandma."

I'm going to go off and do something else.

Like, wash my hands...

and my eyes...

and the part of my brain where memories are stored.

Horse-feathers!

We're going to have a clambake.

- [chuckling] - You two!

Join us.

Actually... Diego here was going to give us a tour of the jungle.

Yes. You and your boyfriend.

You know what? Maybe we should join the clambake.

- [crunching] - [Adam] Way ahead of you.

Oh, no! Adam!

It's too late, Echo. He's... gone now.

Uh... no, I'm not.

Look, Dang. There's Adam and Echo.

Maybe they've seen Sasquawk.

Ooh!

Aww! Let me kiss it better.

Oh, no! Tater can't see us!

Brr-r-r-r-aw-w-w-wk!

What was that?

That was the legendary chicken monster known as Sasquawk!

He must be in these bushes.

Oh, no! Do something!

Dang... pass me the chicken club.

Chicken club?

Here you go.

Thanks. I always think better after a sandwich.

Phew.

I've got it!

[groaning]

[groaning]

It looks like we're going to have great weather all week!

All week? Did you hear that, boy?

Arf-arf!

I need to make sure they don't get caught by Tater,

which won't be easy, given how much they apparently kiss.

Oh. Ah, I wish it were this me getting kissed!

- Arf! - Oh! Oh...

That's nice, but it's not the same.

Arf!

Also nice.

Do you mind putting this sunscreen on me?

I'd be happy to.

She meant me.

You meant me, right?

Fine. Catch.

[thud, Adam groaning]

I can't believe we couldn't find the sunscreen.

Want me to... kiss it... better?

No! Don't touch me!

[whoosh]

Okay, here goes.

Happy birthday, Echo!

[epic soundtrack plays]

Stay away from my girlfriend!

Your girlfriend?

There you are, sweetie.

You enjoy that Echo. I'll enjoy this one.

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