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Hey, Echo! How was your weekend? I haven't been here all morning,

inconspicuously blending into the surroundings

so I could conveniently bump into you.

My weekend was okay. I had a date.

You mean like a play-date, with your cousin?

No. Like a date-date, with a boy.

What did you do?

I...

also had a date-date.

Really? With whom?

Just...

just...

Adam? Where'd you go?

Wow... look at the size of that pigeon!

[pigeon cooing]

[splat!]

Eww.

Oh, there you are, Adam!

Anyway... I don't know about you, but my date was awful.

I'm not sure what it is, but I can't seem to find the right guy.

Have you ever considered you're not looking in the right places?

For instance, the science lab?

I don't know. I'm starting to think there just isn't a guy out there for me.

Oh, he's out there. Closer than you think.

Wait.

Are you saying what I think you're saying?

I think I am.

Maybe you and I should...

Set each other up?

I'll find you a date, you find me a date.

You took the words right out of my mouth!

And some extra ones I didn't know were in there.

Great! Then we can double-date.

And just so I don't accidentally fix you up with the girl

you went out with this weekend, tell me who she was.

Oh! Uh...

her name is...

uh...

Adam? Where'd you go?

[Derby] Hey, Echo.

Cool! A fountain! I wish this fountain would come alive.

Ow!

This wishing fountain works!

There are so many things I want to wish for.

? Goodbye, summer, hello, fall ?

? We've been trying to get here ?

? Since we both Were barely two feet tall ?

? Who you callin' kid? Who you callin' kid? ?

? Who you callin' kid? ?

? Can call me what you want ?

? But I won't hear a word ?

? Where I am here ?

? Who you callin' kid? ?

Derby. I need your help. I...

Derby? What happened to you?

That wishing fountain in the quad is amazing.

All my wishes came true.

- Well, all but one. - [pigeon coos]

[splat!]

Never mind. There it is.

I have a problem.

I might have accidentally agreed

to find Echo a boyfriend.

Why would you do that?

You're in love with Echo!

Well... more like creepily obsessed.

I know. That's the problem.

Since I don't want Echo

to fall for someone,

I'm going to find her a guy

who's totally unappealing.

Perfect! Then she'll be angry and never talk to you again.

That's not what I'm going for.

Oh, then that's a terrible idea.

Hi, Ivy!

I need your help setting someone up.

Is it Mrs. Straupersson?

She's not exactly the cream of the crop.

Though she is made from it.

Actually, it's Adam.

Aw! Why'd you say his name?

I'd just forgotten he exists.

I just need to know if there's someone he's into.

Someone he talks about all the time.

I don't think so. He mostly talks about science.

Like the other night,

he was going on and on about sound waves or something.

It was all echo-this and echo-that. Echo, echo, echo!

I don't think I've ever heard him mention a girl, Echo.

Wait a second.

That's it!

How could I not have realized it? Adam loves...

science!

I need to find him a girl who's into science!

I thought about what you said.

I guess I have no choice but to fix Echo up with a decent guy.

Excellent.

For your trouble.

But whoever this guy is,

he needs to be someone who won't make a move.

What about that guy?

He never moves.

Okay... say it again.

Who do you love?

I... love... Ivy Young!

Your turn. Who do you love?

I... love...

Ivy Young!

Wait! That's it.

Hutch is in a committed relationship with Ivy.

Ohh...

I still need to explain this to you, don't I?

Ohh...

I'll trick Hutch into being Echo's date

by telling him it's a field trip for science class.

He won't make a move, because he's head-over-heels for Ivy.

- Now. - Ohh!

Well, my plan to set Adam up is failing.

Is it because your plan is to set Adam up?

I've been trying to find him a girl who's into science,

but they're all so shy and introverted.

They won't even talk to me!

And that's a bad thing?

All they talk about is science. Yuck!

I'm no scientist...

And?

And what?

I was just telling you, I'm no scientist.

You're not a scientist, but if I were a scientist,

I might be able to get some of those science girls to talk to me.

Well, I don't know if this helps, but I'm also no mathematician.

Welcome to the first meeting

of Finnegan's girls-only science club: the Gal-ileos.

Please welcome, to discuss something boring,

Dr. Zecho Izzleswift!

[Echo] Good day, ladies.

Today, I present to you a breakthrough in cloning technology,

the cloned head of Leonardo Da Vinci.

It's-a me-a, Leonardo.

I know you're all here-a for the science.

But first...

how-a many of you bella donnas are-a single?

[confused murmuring]

Do you really need to ask?

[Adam, falsetto] Excuse me. Pardon me.

Mr. Da Vinci, I'm a girl with a question for you.

Hee-hee-hee!

Yes-a. You, with the very lady-like arms.

How did you develop your theory of the Vitruvian man?

I ask because I'm a real girl... interested in science.

I will-a tell you.

Because I... am the real Leonardo...

's cloned head.

[Dr. Izzleswift] Forget science!

You ladies should be more concerned with finding a man!

You're supposed to be talking about science!

[girls] Yeah!

Some of us went through degrading measures to be here.

There's more to life than just science. There are cute scientists!

No, there aren't.

Get them!

Uh-oh! Every head for themselves!

Come-a back-a! Or at least clone me some feet?

[normal voice] Hey, Hutch. See you at the science field trip tonight.

Mr. Young invited you, too?

Oh! Uh...

[falsetto] Yes!

I guess he did.

Invite me.

A girl...

who's not him.

[Ivy] What is going on here?

Why are you talking to another girl?

Especially one so smart and ugly.

I thought you were shallower than that!

Although, to her credit, she does have very lady-like arms.

There's nothing going on here!

I have a boyfriend.

R-r-right.

And I have a brother.

Hutch, we're through!

No, no, no. You have to stay together!

Just one more night!

Don't worry... I'll get over Ivy.

Especially now that I know there'll be girls with lady-like arms at this thing.

Well, that didn't work out.

Those science girls are rude and unpleasant.

And they try to steal your man.

What am I gonna do?

I just want to find Adam the type of date he deserves.

I mean, he's a really good guy.

He's sweet, and kind, and funny, and smart.

He's not any of those things.

He is to me.

He's always there when I need him.

He puts me first, even when he's busy with other things.

Wait.

Has it been right in front of me this entire time?

Is it possible that Adam likes me, that he wants us to be together?

I don't know.

I don't really pay attention to what he likes.

Actually, I don't really pay attention to him at all.

In fact, I don't really pay attention.

What were we talking about?

Maybe Adam is the right guy for me.

I'm going to see where this goes.

I'm going to set him up with me.

I mean, why wouldn't I want a guy like Adam?

Here's a list.

Now that Hutch is no longer an option, I still need to find Echo a date.

[Derby slurping]

Derby, did you wish for a hat made out of spaghetti?

No. I wished for a hat made out of linguini!

Stupid fountain must be broken.

What am I going to do?

If I set her up with the worst guy ever, she'll be mad at me.

If I set her up with the greatest guy ever, they could end up together.

Wait.

Maybe this fix-up thing is a chance for me to make a big romantic gesture.

- I'm going to set Echo up with... me. - [Derby sighs]

You just said you can't set her up with the worst guy ever.

I feel like we're talking in circles!

Think about it.

Echo shows up with a nice girl and you show up with... you.

I mean, sure, you have slender arms,

but that's not a foundation for a long-term relationship.

Maybe you're right.

I need to find someone who seems like a real date.

Someone I can trust not to make a move.

Hey, Adam!

I'm pretty excited for tonight.

And I think I found you the perfect girl.

And I think I found you a really great guy...

Derby.

[Derby and Echo] What?!

Wait. Are you surprised it's me?

Or are you surprised he called me a great guy?

Because I'm surprised by both.

You're setting me up with Derby?

- Sure. He's a great catch. - [Derby slurping]

Derby and I are friends.

Well, sometimes, the person you're meant to be with

has been right in front of you all along.

That's what I thought.

Great! So we're on the same page.

Anyway, who'd you fix me up with?

Oh! Um... It's a surprise.

Who wants to go out with Mr. Young?

[girls murmuring]

Anyone?

Please?

Give it up.

No girl wants to date some science nerd.

It's-a true. Why do you think I started painting?

Okay, Derby, you remember the plan.

Be nice to Echo, but not too nice.

Got it. When do we make a break for the chopper?

There's no helicopter in this plan.

Marty? Cancel the chopper.

[helicopter flying over]

It's going to be weird, being on a date with Echo,

but not with Echo.

You know, maybe this double-date is a chance for you to get over

your futile obsession with Echo.

You'll be with another girl. Go for it.

Just for once, say, "What the hey?"

Hi, Adam! Here's your date.

What the... hay?

Actually, her name's Hayley.

She's Mrs. Straupersson's daughter.

You fixed me up with a scarecrow?

Yeah. I mean, you two have so much in common.

You're an educator, her mom's an educator.

You're at the top of your field, she...

stands in the middle of a field.

I hope Adam isn't mad I set him up with a scarecrow.

I was really grasping at straws.

No pun intended.

[laughs] Ah, who am I kidding?

Pun intended!

I really thought Adam liked me, but now I'm on a date with Derby.

That's it!

If I flirt with Derby, then I'll see if Adam gets jealous.

Then I'll know if he's interested.

I just have to pique Derby's interest.

With makeup.

I'm not going to do what you did and stuff my bra.

So... Hayley's pretty cute.

And she doesn't seem the type to kiss and tell.

You might be onto something.

This is an opportunity for Echo to see me in a new light.

If I lay the charm on Hayley, maybe Echo will realize

what a great boyfriend I'd make.

That's a good idea!

Except for the part where you have to charm Hayley.

And the part where you seem like a great boyfriend.

And the part where it's a good idea.

Hey, guys.

[chuckles]

Oh, Derby... you're so funny.

Really?

And handsome.

Really?

Hey...

Ley.

Ah-choo!

Looks like I've got a case of... "hay" -fever.

So, Echo, do you wanna break?

No! I don't want a break from you.

I want us to be together forever and ever.

But I will shoot first.

It's your turn, Hayley.

Let me show you how a playa plays this game.

The key is to get physical.

As in physics... ical.

The angle of incidence is equal to the angle of reflection.

Except in the case of longitudinal sound waves,

where the sound is only reflected in a coherent manner

if the dimension of the reflective surface

is large compared to the wavelength of the sound...

baby.

You get the idea.

Derby, why don't I show you how to use a cue?

Okay.

Playing pool is fun!

Derby. Can I talk to you?

Alone?

What are you doing with Echo?

Hey, the girl's obviously got a case of the Derbys.

Anyway, you should be more concerned about your own date.

For a scarecrow, Hayley sure doesn't scare away the guys.

Hey...

Shoo! Shoo! Get!

So...

where were we?

Well... I was right about here.

You know what we should do?

Something else!

We could grab some milkshakes?

Seems harmless enough.

And that's how you drink a milkshake.

Is it really necessary to show him how to drink a shake?

Hey, drinking a milkshake is harder than it looks.

Just ask your date.

Oh, Derby, this might be a little forward of me,

but what do you say to a second date?

We'll have Derby's answer, right after this!

What's going on?

I can't believe I hadn't seen it before.

We started as friends.

I guess sometimes the person you're meant to be with

has been right in front of you all along!

I'm going to tell Echo how I feel.

You don't have feelings for Echo! I do!

Oh, right!

You know what? I should just be honest.

I'm going to tell Echo how I feel.

Good luck, but I think she's pretty into me.

Echo, can I talk to you for a second?

In private?

Sure!

I just wanted to say that...

that milkshake made my tummy hurt. We should call it a night.

Oh, okay.

If that's... all you had to say.

It is.

Gas pains.

What else would I say?

Fine.

I guess all that's left is a goodnight kiss.

Oh!

Okay...

Derby!

What?

- No! Stop! I can't kiss you! - Why not?

Because I'm in love with someone else.

Hayley Straupersson!

Mm! Baby!

[Derby smooching]

Sorry, man. I know Hayley's your date, but...

I think the two of us are gonna "bale."

Well...

So...

I guess tonight didn't go as planned.

[chuckles] Yeah.

We really failed at fixing each other up, huh?

Maybe someday we'll each find the person who's right for us.

Maybe.

Mamma mia! Get together already!

Well, I guess we're not that terrible at setting people up.

Derby and Hayley are really hitting it off.

Yeah, but I feel like having a girlfriend has changed Derby.

[Derby] It has not!

[crows cawing]

Well, at least he's helping keep the birds away.

[pigeon coos]

Why did I open my mouth?

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