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Hey, Derby.
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Why are you dressed like that?
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What are you talking about?
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This is the regular Adam Young look
you see every day.
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Oh, yeah!
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You know what Friday is?
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One of the 12 months.
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No, wait! One of the seven dwarves?
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Pass! Next question.
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Friday is the six-month anniversary
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of the first time I got close enough
to smell Echo's hair.
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Well, happy stalker-versary.
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Anyway, I want to surprise her
with the perfect gift.
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Pepper spray and a stun gun?
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Hmm! Maybe for our one-year.
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I already got her this poster of me.
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Oh, yeah!
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Wearing the regular Adam Young look
I see every day.
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But you know what
she would like even more?
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Tickets to Rockfest this weekend.
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Wow. That would be romantic!
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Just me, Echo...
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and hundreds of igneous
and metamorphic specimens.
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You realize Rockfest is a music festival?
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Well, that's just confusing.
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I'm sure I'm not the only
armchair geologist to make that mistake.
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Still, if you think that would
make her happy...
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Are you kidding? She'll love it.
You will not find a more perfect gift.
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Great! How can I get tickets?
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You can't. It's been sold out for weeks.
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Oh. I guess I'll just have to give her
this picture of me
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in my regular Adam Young look
you see every day.
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You know what she would like
even more than this?
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This!
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? Goodbye, summer, hello, fall ?
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? We've been trying to get here ?
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? Since we both
Were barely two feet tall ?
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? Who you callin' kid?
Who you callin' kid? ?
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? Who you callin' kid? ?
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? Can call me what you want ?
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? But I won't hear a word ?
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? Where I am here ?
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? Who you callin' kid? ?
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Hey, Ivy.
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You, um... excited about
the senior class trip to Italy?
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Are you kidding?
They sell Italian shoes in Italy!
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And I hear Italian guys
hang out there, too.
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I was hoping you were gonna say
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you were not excited about it,
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- because you can't go.
- What?
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You can only go
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if you're passing all your classes,
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and do you know what Mr. Edmonds said
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your grade is in science?
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Yellow!
No, wait! Alaskan king crab?
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Pass! Next question!
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An F.
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But I'm a fair man.
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And don't say, "Don't you mean bald?"
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I mean fair.
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I'm a fair, bald man.
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So fair that you're willing
to look past my grades and let me go?
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Nobody's that bald!
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Fair! I meant fair.
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I'll give you a chance
to bring your grades up.
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Friday afternoon,
you can do a make-up test.
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Great! I know
everything about makeup.
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Like, for example, that
a sheer pressed matte powder
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will take some of the shine
off your bald head.
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Yes! I knew I'd get it in.
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Not a test about makeup.
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A make-up test in science.
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Science? What's that?
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The world's tallest building!
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No, wait! A river in Russia?
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Pass! Next question?
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Adam... I need to pass
a make-up test.
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Do you know anything
about science?
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Well, I have advanced degrees
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in astrophysics
and molecular biomechanics,
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and am currently
a professional educator,
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teaching physics, biology,
and chemistry.
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Just answer my question!
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Yes. I know anything about science.
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But I'm not going to help you.
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No! What? Why not?
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Gee, let's see if we can
remember all the things
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you've ever done for me.
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Breaking my toy fire truck,
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smearing honey in my hair,
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pushing me off my bike
into a rose bush.
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Any of that sound familiar?
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Of course. That was all this morning.
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Yeah, so, you're on your own.
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Unless you can fix this.
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[anemic siren wails]
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Darn it. I was really excited about Italy.
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I guess I'm stuck going
to Rockfest this weekend.
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You have tickets?
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Oh! You want these?
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When I pass my science test,
they're yours.
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Fine. I'll tutor you.
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But... you're not taller than me.
I can reach those tickets.
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Not if I let go of them
and let them float off into space.
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All right...
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lesson one: "gravity."
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All right, everyone.
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For the next few days,
I'll be working on a special project,
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so you're in for a brand-new
teaching technique.
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[Derby] Boo! Boo!
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You don't even know
what I'm going to say yet.
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I'm not booing what you're saying so much
as you as a person.
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For the rest of the week,
you'll be doing independent study.
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There will be no teacher present.
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[Derby] Boo!
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No one to boo!
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This will allow you to explore aspects
of science that are interesting to you.
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And if you could not mention
this teaching style to Principal Tater,
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now or in the future, that would be great.
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I'm in charge now.
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Why? We don't need a leader.
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We can peacefully coexist
as an egalitarian collective,
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where we work as a group
to support each other,
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while simultaneously enjoying
our personal freedoms.
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I'm in charge now.
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But don't worry.
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There is absolutely no chance
that I will let my newfound power
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change me in any way.
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See? I haven't changed in any way.
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And... now that you've learned
to trust me...
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you must learn to fear me!
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[gasping]
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All hail Emperor Slab!
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Okay. Cell theory.
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Let's start with the basics.
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Humans have many cells.
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Humans are lucky! I only have one.
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[phone beeping]
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Hey!
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I know.
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I'll teach you cell theory
the way I learned it...
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when I was two.
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[cutesy voice] If I were a real bear,
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I'd be made of trillions
of teensy cells...
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[deep voice] And if I were alive today,
I would, too!
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[cutesy]
But you're not alive today,
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because you didn't adapt
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to sudden climate changes
to the earth's biosphere.
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[deep] Adapt to this, fuzz-boy!
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It's go-time!
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[cutesy] I might be scared
if you didn't have those puny little arms.
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[growling, grunting]
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Now I get it!
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You do? You understand cell theory?
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I wasn't talking to you.
I'm on the phone.
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So, what did you say?
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Why isn't this working?
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You're terrible!
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Ivy, get off the phone.
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I'm off. I was talking to you.
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You're a terrible teacher.
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You know, you asked me for help.
And so far...
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Hang on, I'm getting another call.
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[gasping]
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You did not say that
about his puny arms!
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Okay, our first science lesson
didn't go great,
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but I know what I did wrong.
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Bought those clothes?
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Wore those clothes?
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Washed those clothes so you could wear
those clothes again?
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You're bored by science because you think
it has no relevance to you.
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That's why I'm gonna show you
how you use science
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in your everyday life.
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But I don't.
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I don't use any school subjects
in my everyday life.
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What about English?
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Nope.
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Come on.
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Show me what you normally do here
at your locker.
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Fine. I touch up my makeup.
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Aha! Makeup is science.
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Chemistry.
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This lipstick consists of iron oxide,
for color, and thixotropic oil,
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which allows the color
to stick to your lips.
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A lot you know.
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This color isn't iron oxide.
It's...
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"cheap vixen red."
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And just to be clear,
"cheap" refers to me.
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The lipstick was actually quite expensive.
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Let's try this.
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Look at this mirror.
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Looking at me is science?
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I love science!
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As you can see,
the angle of incidence
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is always identical
to the angle of reflection.
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And now I hate science again.
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When you stand directly
in front of the mirror,
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the light rays bounce straight back,
and you see yourself.
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Hey, bestie!
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But when I change the angle of incidence,
it's me you see in the...
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Eww!
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[sigh] That's better.
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I've readjusted the angle of incidence.
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[fanfare plays]
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Boy, you guys are weak.
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Imagine if this thing weren't on a cart.
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I want to be... entertained.
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Is my favorite gladiator here?
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[Derby] Yes, Caesar.
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Isn't it ironic that he, of all people,
is named after a salad?
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Derbius Minimus...
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Are you ready to once again
face your greatest opponent?
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Since you're not really asking, yes.
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And, greatest opponent, are you ready?
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[roars]
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Then let the games begin.
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All right, lion... no cheating this time.
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You can use your teeth and claws,
but not that fluffy tail.
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I'm ticklish.
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[roars]
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[roaring]
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Slab, this is so wrong!
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It's cruel to take a lion
out of its natural habitat.
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[Derby giggling]
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[Derby] Hey! We said no tail. Stop it!
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[lion roars]
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Echo? I've got a surprise for you.
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You're coming back to teach,
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so the tyranny and bloodshed
will finally end?
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Huh? What's going on in class?
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Nothing!
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We're finding independent study
to be a fun and rewarding challenge.
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And Derby totally still
has his whole face.
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Good.
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And in other good news,
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I'm getting us tickets
to Rockfest this weekend.
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And before you make
a completely understandable mistake,
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it's a music festival.
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Really? I thought it was sold out!
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[gasps] Thank you, Adam.
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[sniffs]
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I think you're ready for a practice test.
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Yep. My cerebral cortex is chock-full
of recently acquired data.
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And progenitor cells!
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And...
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begin!
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Ivy?
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Ivy?
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Helloooo?
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Buy-one, get-one-free shoe sale!
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Okay, test's over.
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So, how did I do?
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You got zero.
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Out of what?
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Out of everything! You froze.
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Did I not mention I freeze during tests?
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No! You did not mention that.
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Oh, yeah. Every time.
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You can ask the guy
who gave me my driving test.
260
00:12:46,041 --> 00:12:48,999
Well, you can ask his next-of-kin.
261
00:12:56,666 --> 00:12:57,832
This isn't fair!
262
00:12:57,916 --> 00:13:01,249
You know all the answers.
You deserve to pass.
263
00:13:01,332 --> 00:13:04,832
Yeah, but if I try to write that test,
I'll freeze!
264
00:13:04,916 --> 00:13:07,291
Freeze like matter
devoid of thermal energy,
265
00:13:07,374 --> 00:13:08,707
a state only achieved
266
00:13:08,791 --> 00:13:10,683
if temperatures are lowered
to zero-degrees kelvin,
267
00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:13,916
or -273.15 degrees centigrade.
268
00:13:14,874 --> 00:13:16,832
Why don't we talk more?
269
00:13:17,749 --> 00:13:19,874
Because I'm awesome and you're you.
270
00:13:20,582 --> 00:13:22,041
Oh, yeah.
271
00:13:23,541 --> 00:13:25,791
Well? What are you going to do?
272
00:13:25,874 --> 00:13:28,916
I don't know.
What would you do if you were me?
273
00:13:30,707 --> 00:13:32,832
I'm ready for my test!
274
00:13:35,707 --> 00:13:37,916
What on earth are you wearing?
275
00:13:37,999 --> 00:13:39,582
Uh...
276
00:13:39,666 --> 00:13:41,124
Is that "cheap vixen red?"
277
00:13:41,707 --> 00:13:43,457
Mommy would look great in that.
278
00:13:47,541 --> 00:13:49,207
All right. Let's see it.
279
00:13:51,874 --> 00:13:56,624
I told you to carve my bust!
This is my face and shoulders.
280
00:14:00,374 --> 00:14:02,124
This is too much.
281
00:14:02,207 --> 00:14:03,541
[Derby] My outfit?
282
00:14:04,874 --> 00:14:06,707
I figured if I dressed
like one of his kind,
283
00:14:06,791 --> 00:14:09,166
the lion wouldn't maul me.
284
00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:13,666
Don't male lions battle each other
for dominance?
285
00:14:13,749 --> 00:14:15,457
[lion roars]
286
00:14:15,541 --> 00:14:17,749
They should really
put that on the packaging.
287
00:14:18,582 --> 00:14:20,707
People, listen up!
288
00:14:22,041 --> 00:14:24,707
Slab has abused us for too long.
289
00:14:24,791 --> 00:14:26,624
It's time to end this reign of terror.
290
00:14:26,707 --> 00:14:27,916
[murmuring]
291
00:14:27,999 --> 00:14:29,207
Don't listen to her!
292
00:14:29,291 --> 00:14:32,499
She's trying to poison
your minds with truths.
293
00:14:33,332 --> 00:14:36,582
Make me your leader,
and I'll be fair and just...
294
00:14:36,666 --> 00:14:38,707
for I am one of you.
295
00:14:38,791 --> 00:14:41,207
[cheering]
296
00:14:41,291 --> 00:14:43,874
You're defeating me with words?
297
00:14:43,957 --> 00:14:45,249
No fair!
298
00:14:45,332 --> 00:14:48,541
There are, like, a hundred words
in the English language,
299
00:14:49,457 --> 00:14:52,249
and I only have two fists.
300
00:14:52,332 --> 00:14:56,332
[chanting "Echo!"]
301
00:14:58,207 --> 00:14:59,624
They love you.
302
00:14:59,707 --> 00:15:02,541
They do, don't they?
303
00:15:04,916 --> 00:15:09,624
Your queen wants to know...
How is the overthrown emperor?
304
00:15:09,707 --> 00:15:11,999
[Slab] I've been better.
305
00:15:13,041 --> 00:15:16,416
Though it is a nice break,
not having to hold my own head up.
306
00:15:17,916 --> 00:15:20,416
Your queen wishes to be entertained.
307
00:15:20,499 --> 00:15:21,999
Court jester?
308
00:15:22,082 --> 00:15:23,957
[bells jingling]
309
00:15:24,582 --> 00:15:29,166
Yes, your corrupted-by-power-
even-faster-than-Slab... ness.
310
00:15:30,041 --> 00:15:31,874
Tell me a joke.
311
00:15:31,957 --> 00:15:35,457
Okay. Why don't oysters give to charity?
312
00:15:36,499 --> 00:15:38,041
Because they're shellfish!
313
00:15:38,124 --> 00:15:39,291
[bells jingling]
314
00:15:43,874 --> 00:15:46,541
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
315
00:15:46,624 --> 00:15:49,832
Yeah. Queen Echo has got to go.
316
00:15:49,916 --> 00:15:53,582
Actually, I was thinking
about bulldog puppies.
317
00:15:53,666 --> 00:15:56,457
It's like they're wearing a wrinkly coat
that's way too big.
318
00:15:57,457 --> 00:16:01,874
[guffaws, goofy laughter]
319
00:16:16,832 --> 00:16:18,666
How's it going?
320
00:16:18,749 --> 00:16:20,207
What are you doing here?
321
00:16:20,291 --> 00:16:23,624
I wanted to see
how I was doing on the test.
322
00:16:23,707 --> 00:16:25,166
Ivy?
323
00:16:25,249 --> 00:16:27,124
Uh...
324
00:16:28,041 --> 00:16:29,249
[deep voice] No.
325
00:16:30,124 --> 00:16:32,374
That's Ivy. Taking the test.
326
00:16:34,166 --> 00:16:35,916
I'm Adam Young.
327
00:16:37,791 --> 00:16:40,416
I just like to wear
Ivy's clothes because...
328
00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:42,249
I'm an oddball.
329
00:16:42,332 --> 00:16:44,041
Right, sis?
330
00:16:44,124 --> 00:16:46,166
[falsetto] Right, bro.
331
00:16:46,249 --> 00:16:48,499
You're an oddball.
332
00:16:48,582 --> 00:16:49,999
Unlike me...
333
00:16:50,082 --> 00:16:52,416
who's simply a complete bonehead.
334
00:16:55,457 --> 00:16:58,582
You don't want to play this game
with me in the room.
335
00:16:58,666 --> 00:17:00,082
I'm an oddball...
336
00:17:00,166 --> 00:17:02,374
and a bonehead.
337
00:17:04,874 --> 00:17:07,082
Anyway, Adam...
338
00:17:07,999 --> 00:17:11,291
maybe you should go change back
into your clothes.
339
00:17:11,374 --> 00:17:13,082
And hurry.
340
00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:15,624
We're only going to be
another 45 minutes,
341
00:17:15,707 --> 00:17:18,041
so you definitely don't want to...
342
00:17:18,124 --> 00:17:21,666
go away for the entire time.
343
00:17:31,249 --> 00:17:32,874
I'm back!
344
00:17:35,874 --> 00:17:37,457
[whispering] Was I fast enough?
345
00:17:37,541 --> 00:17:39,374
You said to hurry!
346
00:17:43,707 --> 00:17:46,916
[gasps] Oh, good! The cakes are here.
347
00:17:46,999 --> 00:17:48,957
Let them eat cake!
348
00:17:49,041 --> 00:17:50,291
[cheering]
349
00:17:50,374 --> 00:17:51,832
[cheering stops]
350
00:17:51,916 --> 00:17:54,707
No, wait. That sounds wrong.
351
00:17:56,041 --> 00:17:57,582
Let me eat cake.
352
00:17:59,457 --> 00:18:02,707
If you guys wanted cake,
you should've been queen.
353
00:18:04,582 --> 00:18:05,999
Mm...
354
00:18:06,082 --> 00:18:07,582
so moist and...
355
00:18:07,666 --> 00:18:08,999
[Derby] Silence!
356
00:18:09,082 --> 00:18:13,499
I am the great and powerful Derby!
357
00:18:13,582 --> 00:18:14,832
[boom!]
358
00:18:14,916 --> 00:18:17,082
[hacking and coughing]
359
00:18:17,166 --> 00:18:19,624
Sorry, hadn't had a chance
to practice that.
360
00:18:22,332 --> 00:18:24,707
You will no longer serve Queen Echo!
361
00:18:24,791 --> 00:18:26,332
[Echo] What?
362
00:18:26,416 --> 00:18:27,874
[Slab] We're not scared of you!
363
00:18:27,957 --> 00:18:30,832
Put 'em up! Put 'em up!
364
00:18:31,791 --> 00:18:33,374
Uggh!
365
00:18:33,457 --> 00:18:36,332
Hey! Where'd you put 'em?
366
00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:38,791
Slab, you're wearing my lion suit?
367
00:18:38,874 --> 00:18:41,249
You're going to stretch it all out.
368
00:18:42,166 --> 00:18:43,291
I mean...
369
00:18:43,374 --> 00:18:48,291
do not arouse the wrath
of the great and powerful Derby!
370
00:18:48,374 --> 00:18:52,791
Bow down and worship your new master!
371
00:18:52,874 --> 00:18:55,082
Except Echo!
372
00:18:55,166 --> 00:18:58,124
Echo should bring those cakes
over to the corner.
373
00:18:58,207 --> 00:19:01,249
Just leave them by the curtain.
374
00:19:02,291 --> 00:19:04,416
That's right. That curtain, over there!
375
00:19:04,499 --> 00:19:07,666
Just put the cake down
and don't look inside.
376
00:19:09,291 --> 00:19:12,166
Ha-ha! Fooled you.
377
00:19:16,541 --> 00:19:19,457
[deep voice] Well? Did she... I mean I...
378
00:19:19,541 --> 00:19:21,499
I mean he...
379
00:19:22,124 --> 00:19:24,041
[falsetto] Did I pass?
380
00:19:25,041 --> 00:19:27,332
Congratulations, Ivy.
381
00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:29,374
Just answer the question!
382
00:19:30,999 --> 00:19:32,749
I passed!
383
00:19:32,832 --> 00:19:34,374
And just in the nick of time, too.
384
00:19:34,457 --> 00:19:37,166
Ivy, we've got to hurry if we're gonna
catch that plane to Italy.
385
00:19:37,249 --> 00:19:38,666
[both] Huh?
386
00:19:38,749 --> 00:19:40,041
It leaves in an hour.
387
00:19:40,124 --> 00:19:42,291
But don't worry,
I had a feeling you'd pass,
388
00:19:42,374 --> 00:19:44,207
so I had your mother
pack you a suitcase.
389
00:19:47,124 --> 00:19:49,374
Nothing but your prettiest dresses.
390
00:19:50,416 --> 00:19:53,582
She's going to stretch them all out!
391
00:19:57,666 --> 00:19:59,207
Adam!
392
00:20:00,666 --> 00:20:02,791
So, got the tickets to Rockfest?
393
00:20:02,874 --> 00:20:04,624
Yeah.
394
00:20:04,707 --> 00:20:06,416
Great, let's go.
395
00:20:06,499 --> 00:20:07,832
I'm not going with you.
396
00:20:07,916 --> 00:20:10,291
But my surprise...
397
00:20:10,374 --> 00:20:12,957
There are a hundred people
I'd rather go with than you.
398
00:20:13,041 --> 00:20:14,749
We're not even really friends.
399
00:20:14,832 --> 00:20:15,916
[gasps]
400
00:20:16,874 --> 00:20:18,082
We're not?
401
00:20:18,166 --> 00:20:19,624
Well, fine!
402
00:20:19,707 --> 00:20:22,707
I had a little surprise
planned for you, too.
403
00:20:22,791 --> 00:20:26,416
But since you're being such a jerk,
you'll never know what it was.
404
00:20:27,666 --> 00:20:29,166
[Tater] Ivy!
405
00:20:31,124 --> 00:20:34,291
I am so stretching out
all of my dresses.
406
00:20:39,791 --> 00:20:41,582
It's your turn.
407
00:20:41,666 --> 00:20:44,832
No. I already had a turn.
408
00:20:44,916 --> 00:20:47,791
Well, I can't do it.
I'm just a floating head.
409
00:20:48,624 --> 00:20:50,832
And my hands are full of cake.
410
00:20:54,041 --> 00:20:57,166
Well, someone has to take the lion
out for walkies.
411
00:20:58,374 --> 00:21:00,749
[roar]
412
00:21:00,832 --> 00:21:03,582
Let's make Adam take it out for walkies.
413
00:21:04,832 --> 00:21:07,291
Hey... Where is Adam?
414
00:21:10,374 --> 00:21:12,499
Look, Ivy, a shooting star.
415
00:21:12,582 --> 00:21:13,791
Make a wish.
416
00:21:14,832 --> 00:21:18,207
[normal voice] I wish my one true love
would finally notice me.
417
00:21:18,916 --> 00:21:20,499
[man whistles]
418
00:21:20,582 --> 00:21:22,457
I think that star worked.
419
00:21:22,541 --> 00:21:24,874
Someone's wish just came true.
420
00:21:28,207 --> 00:21:31,374
Of course, it could be
the "cheap vixen red" lipstick.
421
00:21:31,424 --> 00:21:35,974
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