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[bell rings]
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Good morning, class...
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What's going on here?
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It's Crazy Tater's
"everything must go" sale!
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With prices so low, it's madness!
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Why are you selling the stuff
in my science lab?
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Because no one can
resist a Crazy Tater deal!
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My prices are so low, it's madness!
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I just sold this nutcracker
for only $7.00!
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They cost 200!
And it's not a nutcracker!
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Thanks, Crazy Tater.
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Mm!
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If you like nuts,
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you'll love the crazy-low price
of this nutcracker!
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Not everything in here's a nutcracker.
In fact, nothing in here is a nutcracker!
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This is scientific equipment
I need to teachscience.
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Oh, yeah...
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There is no more science at this school.
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What? That's madness!
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Get your own catch-phrase.
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Come on down to Crazy Tater's...
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where I'll even sell you
the hair off my head!
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Why? Madness!
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? Goodbye, summer, hello, fall ?
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? We've been trying to get here ?
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? Since we both
Were barely two feet tall ?
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? Who you callin' kid?
Who you callin' kid? ?
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? Who you callin' kid? ?
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? Can call me what you want ?
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? But I won't hear a word ?
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? Where I am here ?
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? Who you callin' kid? ?
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What do you mean,
there's no more science?
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Look, the school is having
budget problems,
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so we had to cut all
non-essential programs...
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like science.
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You can't cut science.
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This wasn't the only class affected.
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We also cut advanced science.
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I teach advanced science!
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Not anymore.
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But you're not losing your job.
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We'll just assign you
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one of the remaining core subjects,
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like juggling or "candle appreciation."
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Crazy Tater?
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I'd like to return this nutcracker.
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It's defective!
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Mr. Tater? Adam told me you're cutting
essential programs, like...
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- Science.
- Cheerleading.
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I know, it's sad.
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There will be no one around to cheer...
that we cut science.
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Well, echo and I looked over
the school budget,
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and there are plenty
of other ways to save money.
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For example, the budget can just
be laser-printed.
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It doesn't need to be
written and illustrated
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in the style of beloved children's book
The Very Hungry Caterpillar.
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We can't!
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Mommy reads this budget to me
every night before bed.
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Well, how about cutting chess club?
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Or... detention.
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Can we get out of here?
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These guys haven't seen
a woman since 3:30.
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Think about it.
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Study after study says
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that incarceration
rarely leads to rehabilitation.
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It would be
an interesting experiment.
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Let's try it and see what happens.
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Whoo!
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Wow... people are really mad
about us cutting the chess club.
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Maybe we should've gone
with your other idea
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and eliminated detention.
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[student] Whoo!
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Thank goodness we have Dang
to clean up messes like that.
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So, you're saying, to save money,
we should get rid of Dang?
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No! I'm not saying that at all.
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I heard the sarcasm in your voice.
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"Thank goodness we have Dang
to clean up messeslike that!"
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And the even-more-sarcastic sarcasm
when you pretended to deny it.
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"No-o-o-o! I'm not saying that at all!"
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Adam! How could you
want to get rid of Dang?
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I don't!
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Besides, who could replace Dang?
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Not "who." What.
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I saw an infomercial for this device
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that roams the halls,
cleaning up as it goes!
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And it's only $19.95.
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If you ask me... that's madness!
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And I'm sure, for 20 bucks,
it's re-e-eallygood.
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I share your sincerity.
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- Let's do it! Let's order a Vacu-bot!
- [Vacu-bot, mechanically] You called?
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[gasp]
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[whirring]
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Wow, fast shipping.
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Huh...
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I never realized
my vest was so dusty.
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I hate to say it, but that thing does
clean pretty well.
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I'm going to go
break the news to Dang.
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Aaaaaah!
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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Looks like he took it really well.
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What do you mean? It's the opposite.
He took it terribly.
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[Vacu-bot] Wow. That's a big mess.
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I quit.
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[beeps, whirs]
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[Dang roars]
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Okay, so cutting chess club
and replacing Dang didn't work out,
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but maybe there's some fat in here
we could cut.
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Found it!
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- You can't cut that fat.
- Why not?
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Who needs a giant can
of hippopotamus fat?
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No. I mean, you actually can't cut it.
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Hippopotamus fat
is virtually impenetrable.
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Wait a second.
This fat is from Cyclops Foods.
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So is this linguini, these croutons,
and this spray-cheese.
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Do something!
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Here you go!
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Thank you.
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The point is, this school obviously buys
all its food from Cyclops.
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That's a bit of
an exaggeration...
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calling this "food."
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Maybe we can solve
our budget problems
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by getting Cyclops to lower their prices.
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You think they might do that?
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No harm in asking.
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We can invite the CEO over to the school
to chew the fat.
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I mean, not literally.
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As I mentioned,
this fat is really hard.
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Thank you for coming, Mr. Cyclops.
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You must get slapped a lot.
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Not really.
Most people are pretty understanding.
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Most. Ahem!
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Anyway, Mr. Cyclops,
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we know what you're currently
charging the school for food,
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and we'd like you to consider
lowering it to this number.
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Do you think he'll go for it?
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Probably not, judging from that look.
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[sproing!]
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Forget it.
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The price stands.
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Fine. We'll just go
with the lowest bidder.
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I don't see any other bidders.
Unless they're to the side of me.
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Well, there is another bidder.
Centaur Foods!
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Let's do this deal.
I'm not here to half-horse around.
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Centaur Foods is a fake company.
Quit trying to pull the wool over my eye.
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It was a fake a company,
but now it's real.
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If it weren't, would I have
these business cards
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they only give
to legitimate businesses
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and you can't print
on your home computer?
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This does look real.
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You even have a 5-5-5 number,
like every business I've ever encountered.
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Okay, let's get started.
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The food contract will
go to the lowest bidder.
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All in favor?
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"Eye." [chuckles]
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Nay.
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Which is Centaur for "aye."
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Fine. I'll lower my prices by 10%.
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I'll lower my prices by 20%.
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30!
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100%.
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[whispers] What are you doing?
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Fine. 110%!
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He's going to pay us to take his food!
You've got a deal, Mr. Centaur!
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Well... I can't beat that.
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Derby!
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Mr. Cyclops! Wait!
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Why did you do that?
You don't have any food!
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Centaur Foods is a fake company!
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Then explain these business cards.
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I printed them for you.
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I like the way you take initiative.
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There might be a place
for you at Centaur Foods.
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Why don't you call human resources
in the morning?
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Ooh! Any openings for someone lazy
and unmotivated?
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Sure. Tear yourself off a card.
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Oh, I have to tear it off myself?
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Forget it. [sighs]
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Mr. Cyclops, please listen!
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The truth is, the school is having
serious budget problems.
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We're in danger of losing
essential programs like science.
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And candle appreciation.
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Well, we can't let that happen.
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Maybe I can help.
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"Cyclops Foods High"?
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I don't know if corporate sponsorship
was a good idea.
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Oh, you worry too much.
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This is supposed to be a school,
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not one big commercial
for Cyclops Foods.
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Other canned fats are simply...
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[all] preposterous!
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Cyclops uses only the finest...
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[all] hippopotamus!
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Warning: though saturated and...
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[all] homogenous!
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The smallest bits will lodge in your...
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[all] esophagus!
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Buy Cyclops Foods!
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Yay!
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Bravo!
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I cannot stand the sound
of one hand clapping.
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We have to do
something about this.
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You're right.
Where's Principal Tater?
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Right here.
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See? They even changed
our school mascot
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and got rid of the Finnegan Fryer.
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[Tater] Didn't you once complain
about the Finnegan Fryer,
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and try to get me
to change the mascot?
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That was last season.
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Last football season.
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Look at the things Cyclops Foods
has done to the school.
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[Tater] I would...
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but, ironically,
I can't see in this thing.
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You have to do something.
This is a real problem.
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[Tater] Hmm. How so?
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Whoaaa! Uggh! Whoaaaa!
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Don't roll your eye at me!
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Look, I know there have been
a lot of changes around here,
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but the money we've gotten
from Cyclops Foods
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has done a lot of good
for the school.
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I know they pay my salary,
but this is blood money!
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By the way,
why do they sell canned blood?
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Okay. That looks bad.
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But you should see the detention room.
It's luxurious now.
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Reclining chairs, big-screen TVs,
a hippopotamus-fat fountain.
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And just to be clear,
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it doesn't spray hippopotamus fat,
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it's made from it.
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It sprays canned blood.
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And I've saved the best for last.
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Check out your new
state-of-the-art science lab.
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Compliments of Cyclops Foods.
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[gasps] A fully-digital immersion-lens
electron microscope
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with subnanometer resolution
and beam deceleration!
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You can feel the quality.
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Don't break that!
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Ahh! I finally have a microscope that can
see things that are microscopic.
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Now my students will believe
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that the world's smallest
organism isn't Derby.
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Come on! It's all I have.
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Adam, don't be tempted by this stuff.
It's a deal with the devil.
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Mr. Cyclops is not the devil.
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He just dresses like the devil.
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Oh, this?
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I was shooting a commercial...
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"Cyclops deviled ham..."
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"ster."
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Mr. Cyclops, thanks
for the great equipment.
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I'll be able to teach
my students anything.
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Yep. As long as it's not
part of the old curriculum.
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You're changing the curriculum?
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Of course not!
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I'm eliminating the curriculum.
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Then what will we use
all this equipment for?
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Creating and testing
new products for Cyclops Foods.
256
00:14:41,017 --> 00:14:44,767
See? I told you
we shouldn't take their money.
257
00:14:44,850 --> 00:14:48,392
Shut up, and eat your artificial
fat-flavored fat-free fat.
258
00:15:02,850 --> 00:15:05,683
I hope you guys don't mind
creating products for Cyclops.
259
00:15:05,767 --> 00:15:08,600
This isn't all that different
from regular science class.
260
00:15:08,683 --> 00:15:11,975
Yes, it is. I'm enjoying myself.
261
00:15:12,725 --> 00:15:15,642
I've come up with a way
to make stealing lunches easier.
262
00:15:15,725 --> 00:15:18,850
"Stealables."
The first sandwich with a handle.
263
00:15:24,683 --> 00:15:26,475
It's an early prototype.
264
00:15:28,517 --> 00:15:29,683
Well...
265
00:15:29,767 --> 00:15:32,183
I figured, since we have to work
for Cyclops Foods,
266
00:15:32,267 --> 00:15:34,683
I may as well try to
make their food healthier.
267
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:39,475
I'm going to replace the cream filling
of their snack cakes with spinach paste.
268
00:15:41,100 --> 00:15:45,475
[cake squeaking]
269
00:15:45,558 --> 00:15:47,058
Hold still.
270
00:15:47,142 --> 00:15:48,183
[cake squeaking]
271
00:15:49,392 --> 00:15:52,517
This is for your own good.
272
00:15:52,933 --> 00:15:54,933
- [cake chirps]
- Ahh! [thud]
273
00:15:58,600 --> 00:16:00,267
Well, I'm taste-testing
a new snack food.
274
00:16:01,475 --> 00:16:04,308
Cyclops brand "Sweatzels"...
Sweat-flavored pretzels.
275
00:16:04,392 --> 00:16:07,600
They're pretty tasty, and...
naturally salty.
276
00:16:16,725 --> 00:16:17,767
Are you okay, Derby?
277
00:16:17,850 --> 00:16:19,808
Whoa!
278
00:16:20,267 --> 00:16:23,183
Yeah, I feel great.
I got 40 winks last night.
279
00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:26,142
Well, maybe it was more like 20.
280
00:16:27,392 --> 00:16:29,058
Derby, what happened to your face?
281
00:16:29,142 --> 00:16:31,350
What happened to your face?
282
00:16:31,433 --> 00:16:34,308
- Go look in the mirror.
- Don't want to.
283
00:16:34,392 --> 00:16:35,642
You're missing an eye.
284
00:16:35,725 --> 00:16:38,058
Sorry. "I" don't want to.
285
00:16:41,350 --> 00:16:43,225
- Look at your reflection.
- I'm a monster!
286
00:16:43,308 --> 00:16:45,308
How did this happen?
287
00:16:45,392 --> 00:16:48,183
I don't know.
What did you do last night?
288
00:16:48,267 --> 00:16:51,892
I went home, watched TV,
and ate five bags of Sweatzels.
289
00:16:51,975 --> 00:16:55,267
[gasps]
TV made me a Cyclops!
290
00:16:55,350 --> 00:16:59,308
Or... the chemicals
in the Sweatzels mutated you.
291
00:16:59,392 --> 00:17:01,267
Yeah, one of those two things.
292
00:17:01,350 --> 00:17:03,308
Did you give those Sweatzels
to anyone else?
293
00:17:03,392 --> 00:17:05,475
Derby, this product is amazing!
294
00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:06,975
[crunching]
295
00:17:07,058 --> 00:17:09,392
Mr. Tater, you're a cyclops!
296
00:17:09,475 --> 00:17:11,433
I know!
297
00:17:11,517 --> 00:17:14,725
This new eye is great.
I don't need glasses anymore.
298
00:17:14,808 --> 00:17:17,475
I have 20 vision.
299
00:17:19,142 --> 00:17:22,017
Derby, I need you to get me
the rest of those Sweatzels.
300
00:17:22,100 --> 00:17:23,517
So you have
something to snack on
301
00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:25,725
while you work on
this TV-mutation problem?
302
00:17:26,433 --> 00:17:28,475
Or...
303
00:17:30,475 --> 00:17:32,183
This plan had better work.
304
00:17:32,267 --> 00:17:33,808
I look hideous!
305
00:17:33,892 --> 00:17:35,933
You look pretty good to me.
306
00:17:36,808 --> 00:17:41,058
Hey! My eye... Is up here.
307
00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:45,892
Give me your lunch, two-eyes!
308
00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:51,850
Ehh.
309
00:17:51,933 --> 00:17:54,183
All right, everyone's here.
310
00:17:54,267 --> 00:17:56,558
Wait. Where's Dang?
311
00:17:56,642 --> 00:17:57,725
You called?
312
00:17:57,808 --> 00:17:59,933
[shrieks]
313
00:18:00,017 --> 00:18:03,933
Something is wrong
with my depth perception.
314
00:18:06,058 --> 00:18:07,892
Okay, here's the plan.
315
00:18:07,975 --> 00:18:10,558
Mr. Cyclops is on his way.
When he gets here...
316
00:18:10,642 --> 00:18:13,808
We demand longer hours
and lower pay!
317
00:18:15,058 --> 00:18:18,308
Okay... Here's the new plan.
318
00:18:18,392 --> 00:18:20,350
Derby, go home.
319
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:23,517
See you tomorrow!
320
00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:26,392
All right, I'm here.
What do you want?
321
00:18:26,475 --> 00:18:28,892
Notice anything different about us?
322
00:18:29,975 --> 00:18:32,725
Yeah! You're not working.
323
00:18:33,767 --> 00:18:35,392
How is that different?
324
00:18:36,808 --> 00:18:38,517
Open your eye, man.
325
00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:41,350
We're Cyclopses!
We're horribly deformed.
326
00:18:41,433 --> 00:18:43,058
No offense.
327
00:18:43,975 --> 00:18:46,100
Some taken.
328
00:18:46,183 --> 00:18:48,808
And it's all because of your Sweatzels.
329
00:18:48,892 --> 00:18:51,600
- What?
- The entire school has been affected.
330
00:18:51,683 --> 00:18:54,933
And we're gonna sue you
for every penny you have!
331
00:18:55,017 --> 00:18:57,975
Aww! Why did I convert
my entire fortune into pennies?
332
00:18:58,058 --> 00:18:59,933
It seemed fun and whimsical
at the time,
333
00:19:00,017 --> 00:19:02,350
but now it just seems foolish!
And heavy.
334
00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:07,725
- Whatever. We'll see you in court!
- Unless you're standing off to the side.
335
00:19:08,725 --> 00:19:10,725
You don't need to sue me.
336
00:19:10,808 --> 00:19:13,475
We can settle out of court.
What do you want?
337
00:19:13,558 --> 00:19:14,975
Your name off the school.
338
00:19:15,058 --> 00:19:17,725
Education should not
be run by corporations.
339
00:19:17,808 --> 00:19:20,683
Pack up your stuff, leave,
and never come back.
340
00:19:20,767 --> 00:19:23,308
But the fat fountain stays!
341
00:19:24,350 --> 00:19:27,017
Fine. But you're still going to buy
my food, right?
342
00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:28,767
Of course.
343
00:19:28,850 --> 00:19:32,308
I can't think of a better artificial
spray-cheese to eat off my face.
344
00:19:35,308 --> 00:19:37,017
[cheering]
345
00:19:41,392 --> 00:19:44,100
So... let's have the antidote.
346
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:45,683
Antidote?
347
00:19:46,892 --> 00:19:49,600
So, we're stuck like this?
348
00:19:50,225 --> 00:19:51,267
Get him!
349
00:19:58,017 --> 00:20:00,725
Hey... where'd he go?
350
00:20:10,475 --> 00:20:12,475
Stop giving me the stink-eye.
351
00:20:14,392 --> 00:20:17,350
I can come up with an antidote
in my new, state-of-the-art lab.
352
00:20:22,267 --> 00:20:23,975
Where is everything?
353
00:20:24,058 --> 00:20:26,933
You missed Crazy Tater's
"everything must go" sale!
354
00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:28,517
Everything went!
355
00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:31,183
It was madness!
356
00:20:32,642 --> 00:20:36,767
But I needed that equipment!
Now we're stuck like this.
357
00:20:38,058 --> 00:20:40,017
Hey, guys. What's new?
358
00:20:40,725 --> 00:20:42,808
You have two eyes!
359
00:20:42,892 --> 00:20:44,225
That's not new.
360
00:20:44,308 --> 00:20:47,267
I've had two eyes
for almost my entire life.
361
00:20:48,433 --> 00:20:49,642
How did you do it?
362
00:20:50,142 --> 00:20:51,975
I don't know.
Went home last night,
363
00:20:52,058 --> 00:20:53,975
ate a bunch of walnuts,
and watched TV.
364
00:20:54,058 --> 00:20:55,267
[gasps] That's it!
365
00:20:55,350 --> 00:20:57,267
TV cured me!
366
00:20:58,100 --> 00:20:59,517
Or...
367
00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:01,267
the pedunculagin in the walnuts
368
00:21:01,350 --> 00:21:03,767
must have counteracted
the effects of the mutation.
369
00:21:05,642 --> 00:21:06,725
What?
370
00:21:06,808 --> 00:21:08,892
I'm a bit of a nut enthusiast.
371
00:21:09,975 --> 00:21:12,558
Whatever! Do you have any walnuts?
372
00:21:12,642 --> 00:21:14,267
Just a few.
373
00:21:16,558 --> 00:21:19,142
Great! Everybody, eat walnuts.
374
00:21:22,975 --> 00:21:25,100
There's nothing to open them with.
375
00:21:25,183 --> 00:21:28,600
You sold every nutcracker
in the whole place?
376
00:21:29,433 --> 00:21:33,725
I know. Heh-heh. It's madness!
377
00:21:33,775 --> 00:21:38,325
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