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Come on, everyone.
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Let's take a look
at the wonders of science.
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[gasp] Now you tell us
this science field trip is about science?
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We trusted you.
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Actually, this stuff couldn't be further
from science.
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These are all a bunch of charlatans
and snake oil salesmen.
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They sell snake oil here?
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Oh, good. I'm almost out.
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This stuff does wonders
for my wrinkles.
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Slab, you don't have wrinkles.
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And now you know my secret.
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Oh, look! This booth has a unicorn!
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Derby, there's no such thing as unicorns.
Don't be so gullible.
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[dramatic fanfare plays]
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Who's gullible now?
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"Malcolm Hastings: Monster Hunter"?
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Mr. Young?
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I didn't know you were
interested in science.
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Mr. Tater, why are you dressed like that?
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No reason.
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[man] Ladies and gentlemen,
gather 'round...
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if you dare.
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O-m-g! O-m-g! O-m-g!
O-m-g! O-m-g! O-m-g!
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Ahem.
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Today... I present to you
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the most terrifying creature
I have ever encountered...
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the ferocious,
giant man-eating chicken.
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I've seen this scam perpetrated before
by a very shady character...
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My mother.
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Behold!
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[majestic fanfare plays]
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Ahem!
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Tim! Your lunch break is over.
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I hired you to do one thing...
Open the curtain when I say "behold!"
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Behold!
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[fanfare plays]
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[crowd gasps]
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I am the only man alive
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who has ever fought
a giant man-eating chicken and won.
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[chicken squawks]
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[Slab] We'll see about that!
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Give me that chicken, Tim!
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? Goodbye, summer, hello, fall ?
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? We've been trying to get here ?
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? Since we both
Were barely two feet tall ?
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? Who you callin' kid?
Who you callin' kid? ?
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? Who you callin' kid? ?
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? Can call me what you want ?
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? But I won't hear a word ?
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? Where I am here ?
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? Who you callin' kid? ?
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I recognize that chicken.
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Of course, you do. It's Tim's chicken.
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Give it up, Tim!
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I'm talking about that chicken.
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That's Sasquawk.
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You're right!
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She saved my life
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when we were in Sanduras.
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I really did
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most of the heavy lifting on that, but...
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this is still wrong.
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Listen, buddy, I told you...
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One autograph per fan.
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But this one's for my niece.
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Her name's...
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Mr. Tater.
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Get lost.
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Excuse me, Malcolm.
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[Malcolm] Ahem.
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That'll be $12.
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I don't want an autograph.
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Okay.
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No!
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I want you to let Sasquawk free.
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I can't unleash
this ferocious beast on society.
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She's not ferocious.
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Sure she is. Watch.
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[electricity zapping, Sasquawk squawking]
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She squawked because you jolted her
with that cattle prod!
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What? This isn't a cattle prod.
It's my back-scratcher.
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[zapping] Ohh!
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That's the spot!
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[Tater, lisping] Pardon me, sir?
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Could I please have your autograph?
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My name's... Mr. Tater.
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I told you. One autograph per fan.
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You're not fooling anyone.
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There you are, Mr. Tater!
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Who's my favorite little niece?
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[bell rings]
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- Hi, Ivy.
- Hi, Derby.
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[both] Whoa! What just happened?
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- I said "hi."
- And I said "hi" back.
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Not even one soul-crushing insult!
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I must be thrown off because
you're dressed so nicely.
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Cool unicorn, by the way. [gasp]
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I did it again.
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Wait. Don't move. I need to insult you.
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Shouldn't be tough. I am Derby.
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Yeah. You are.
And you're a totally lovely person.
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[gasps]
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Why can't I be mean?
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You have to help me!
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I'm going to assume
helping you involves you, so I'm in.
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Thanks, Derby.
You're a real gentleman.
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[shrieking]
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[Sasquawk squawks]
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All right, Slab. You distract Malcolm.
I'll free Sasquawk.
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[Slab] I'm on it.
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[Sasquawk squawks]
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[deep voice] Good day, sir.
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I am but a typical businessman,
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here for the privilege of taking my photo
with this mythical beast.
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Wait a second.
You're not a typical businessman.
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You're the Abominable Snowman!
I've been hunting you for years!
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Who? Me?
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No.
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I am merely in town on business.
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Okay. If you're not
the Abominable Snowman,
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what's your name?
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My name is Yeti.
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Ha! Yeti!
That's the Abominable Snowman's name.
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Did I say "Yeti"? I meant "Eddie."
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Sometimes, I add Y's
to the beginnings of my words,
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possibly the result
of a poor yeducation.
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Anyway, here.
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Let me pay for the photo with this...
Tibetan currency.
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Have you been
in the Himalayas recently?
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What? No!
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That's yinsane!
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Well, I don't take Tibetan currency.
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Then let me get my checkbook out
of my briefcase.
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It is where I keep my important
businessman documents.
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Aha!
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You are the Abominable Snowman!
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I can tell, because this briefcase
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filled with important
businessman documents
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is monogrammed
with the initials "A.S."
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Would you look at the time?
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I'm late for a business meeting.
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Got to go.
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I'm on to you, Yeti! You won't get away.
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Although my standing here talking
is certainly giving you a head start!
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[Sasquawk clucking]
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I'm here, girl.
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[squawk!]
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I have no idea
why they sell these in the gift shop.
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[news theme plays]
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Monsters on the loose!
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We're here live
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at the "Wonders of Science" show,
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where, earlier today,
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a giant man eating chicken
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was too busy eating chicken
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to prevent a giant,
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man-eating chicken
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from escaping.
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People should be on the lookout
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for this giant chicken monster,
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shown here in this photo...
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As well as
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the Abominable Snowman,
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who was also seen running
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from the convention center.
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Both monsters should be
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considered extremely dangerous.
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Luckily, famed monster hunter
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Malcolm Hastings has vowed
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to recapture
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the ferocious beasts.
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Along with
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his trusty sidekick,
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Mr. Tater.
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Let's get reactions
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from some of the witnesses,
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like this real unicorn.
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[barks]
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Makes you think.
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You're going to need
to lay low for a while.
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The whole city's after you.
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[bawk bawk bawk-aaaa!]
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Yes.
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You'll have to fly under the radar.
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Very funny.
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I guess you can hide out here
until people stop chasing you.
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[Sasquawk cooing]
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[Slab] Thanks. I really appreciate it.
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[cooing continues]
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All right, if anyone asks,
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you're our school mascot,
the Finnegan Fryer.
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[squawks]
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Huh...
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Congratulations, Mr. Young.
You finally got yourself a chick.
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[squawks]
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Although, I thought
you were in love with Echo.
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[squawks]
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Wait a second.
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Is that Sasquawk?
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What? No.
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That is the Finnegan Fryer.
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If that's the Finnegan Fryer,
then who am I?
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You're... obviously Sasquawk.
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[gasps] You're right!
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Oh, no! The authorities are after me.
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You've got to hide me, Echo!
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[Sasquawk squawking]
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Wow. What's wrong with Sasquawk?
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Don't you watch the news?
The authorities are after me.
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Be careful, Adam!
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Yaaaaah!
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Sasquawk! What are you doing?
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Watching the Finnegan Fryer
eat Mr. Young.
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[Sasquawk roars]
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Whoa!
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Hey there, beautiful.
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Is your name Ivy?
Because I think you could grow on me.
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Aw, that's sweet.
And, yes, my name is Ivy.
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I don't get it.
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Why aren't you bringing out
the mean in me?
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Is it because you're delightful
to be around?
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This has got to stop!
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Don't worry.
I just need to up the Derby factor.
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Hey, Ivy.
I'd like to introduce you to my friends.
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This is Derby, Derby, Derby, and Frank.
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Frank's actually his middle name.
He just wants attention.
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It's a pleasure to meet you all.
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Thanks. How about a hug?
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I meant me. She's mine.
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Oh, you think she's yours, huh?
Well, I met her first, so back off!
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Ow!
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Stay out of this!
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Ow.
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Ugh! Ow!
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I hate you guys.
You're a bunch of jerks!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Guys, there's no need to fight.
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I think you're all cute.
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Especially the guy in charge.
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[kiss] Call me, Frank.
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Oh, man. You got kissed by Ivy.
How was it?
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Come on, tell me.
Don't you walk away from me!
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[squawking]
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[squawk!]
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- What are you doing, Sasquawk?
- [squawk]
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I know you'd never hurt me,
but snatching me away
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isn't exactly going to convince anyone
you're harmless.
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Plus, the tops of skyscrapers
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are the first place people look
for giant creatures.
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[squawk]
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[squawk!]
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This is it!
We're launching a full-on assault.
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Fighter plane one, go!
Fighter plane two, go.
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Fighter plane three...
I didn't order a third fighter plane.
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I am not paying for that.
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[imitates static]
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You heard the man.
10-4. Over and out. Roger Rabbit.
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What are you doing here?
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That's not even a walkie-talkie.
That's a brick you painted black.
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No, it's not.
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You have to call off the planes!
Sasquawk isn't alone up there.
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She's with Adam. He'll get hurt.
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00:14:01,333 --> 00:14:03,292
I'm sorry, little girl.
263
00:14:03,375 --> 00:14:07,417
I can't worry about the life of one kid,
when so many other lives are in danger.
264
00:14:08,375 --> 00:14:10,208
Sasquawk isn't
threatening anyone!
265
00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:13,958
I paid for two planes,
and I'm gonna use them.
266
00:14:14,917 --> 00:14:18,458
Echo...
you have nothing to worry about.
267
00:14:18,542 --> 00:14:20,125
Now, if you'll excuse us,
268
00:14:20,208 --> 00:14:23,125
we have a giant chicken
and a young boy to take out.
269
00:14:23,208 --> 00:14:24,542
[planes zooming]
270
00:14:26,167 --> 00:14:29,000
Okay, Ivy, I know we can figure this out.
271
00:14:30,042 --> 00:14:31,208
Would you focus?
272
00:14:33,958 --> 00:14:37,542
Ever since you and Frank started dating,
you've been impossible to talk to.
273
00:14:38,292 --> 00:14:41,042
Can't you see I'm busy here, loser?
274
00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:44,958
I just wish one time
we could go out without your friends.
275
00:14:46,417 --> 00:14:48,042
Ivy, you did it! You were mean to me.
276
00:14:48,125 --> 00:14:51,792
You're right!
Thank you, Derby. You're the greatest.
277
00:14:53,125 --> 00:14:55,333
I'm hugging you right now, aren't I?
278
00:14:55,417 --> 00:14:57,208
Uh-huh.
279
00:14:57,292 --> 00:14:59,875
The old me would have
never done this, would she?
280
00:14:59,958 --> 00:15:01,458
Uh-uh.
281
00:15:02,125 --> 00:15:03,250
Ugggh!
282
00:15:04,167 --> 00:15:08,292
You know what, Ivy?
Maybe it's not you. Maybe it's me.
283
00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:10,958
Maybe people just want to
be nice to me now.
284
00:15:11,042 --> 00:15:14,292
Hey. Give me your lunches,
nerd-Derbys!
285
00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:22,667
Not you, Frank. We're good.
286
00:15:24,167 --> 00:15:27,125
Sasquawk, I don't
know what's going on with you,
287
00:15:27,208 --> 00:15:29,042
but you need to take me home.
288
00:15:29,125 --> 00:15:30,167
Adam!
289
00:15:30,250 --> 00:15:32,917
Sasquawk! You said my name.
290
00:15:34,750 --> 00:15:37,333
I'm talking.
291
00:15:37,417 --> 00:15:39,250
I know!
292
00:15:39,333 --> 00:15:41,292
It's impressive.
293
00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:45,958
Your English has gotten really good.
I don't even detect a poultry accent.
294
00:15:47,833 --> 00:15:50,375
Echo, check this out.
Sasquawk can talk.
295
00:15:51,625 --> 00:15:53,667
Why are you dressed like that?
296
00:15:53,750 --> 00:15:56,625
It's "take your daughter to work" day
in this office.
297
00:15:56,708 --> 00:15:59,500
I had to dress up
as a young girl to sneak in.
298
00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:01,625
Why didn't you just go as yourself?
299
00:16:01,708 --> 00:16:05,083
My mom doesn't work here.
300
00:16:05,750 --> 00:16:07,083
Come on, let's go.
301
00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:08,458
[sighs] Forget it.
302
00:16:08,542 --> 00:16:10,333
I'm not leaving without Sasquawk.
303
00:16:10,417 --> 00:16:12,708
Adam, look over there.
304
00:16:16,625 --> 00:16:19,833
Those are real planes.
It's not stock footage.
305
00:16:19,917 --> 00:16:22,125
It looks like stock footage.
306
00:16:22,208 --> 00:16:24,417
It's not stock footage!
307
00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:26,167
But the clouds are
completely different.
308
00:16:26,250 --> 00:16:27,917
It's not stock footage!
309
00:16:32,917 --> 00:16:35,958
See? I told you.
310
00:16:36,042 --> 00:16:37,917
[Sasquawk clucks]
311
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,250
Sasquawk, what's wrong?
312
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,250
[Sasquawk clucking]
313
00:16:42,333 --> 00:16:44,208
What's she trying to say?
314
00:16:44,292 --> 00:16:45,667
Just spit it out!
315
00:16:45,750 --> 00:16:49,417
Whoa! [Echo shrieking]
316
00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:50,917
On second thought...
317
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,708
don't spit it out.
318
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,083
[shrieking]
319
00:16:56,167 --> 00:16:58,708
Hey, Derby.
I got you some milk and cookies.
320
00:17:00,292 --> 00:17:02,208
Please tell me this is a cruel joke,
321
00:17:02,292 --> 00:17:04,812
and this milk is curdled and these cookies
have raisins in them?
322
00:17:08,792 --> 00:17:10,833
Ah! They're delicious.
323
00:17:12,042 --> 00:17:16,167
I'm just going to have to face it.
I'm a nice person now.
324
00:17:17,417 --> 00:17:19,625
Sorry. I really tried my best.
325
00:17:19,708 --> 00:17:22,667
I know. In fact, as a sign
of my appreciation,
326
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:25,292
how about I take you out
for a nice quiet dinner?
327
00:17:25,375 --> 00:17:26,417
Just the two of us.
328
00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:28,542
That sounds like a date.
329
00:17:29,542 --> 00:17:31,417
Well, no thank you!
330
00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:34,958
What? You're turning me down?
331
00:17:35,042 --> 00:17:36,833
Yeah. I don't want to go out
332
00:17:36,917 --> 00:17:39,117
with the kind of girl that
would want to go out with me.
333
00:17:40,208 --> 00:17:42,792
You're rejecting me?
334
00:17:43,708 --> 00:17:46,542
I guess you're even dumber
than you are pathetic.
335
00:17:46,625 --> 00:17:48,875
And you're really pathetic!
336
00:17:48,958 --> 00:17:51,125
If you look up "pathetic"
in the dictionary,
337
00:17:51,208 --> 00:17:53,250
you would not find your picture.
338
00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:56,375
Because they tend to illustrate nouns.
339
00:17:57,083 --> 00:17:59,750
But my unnecessary side trip
to mention the dictionary
340
00:17:59,833 --> 00:18:01,708
does not change the fact
that you're pathetic!
341
00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:06,500
I knew I could get the old Ivy back.
342
00:18:06,583 --> 00:18:09,792
Now, if only I could get a girl like that
to go out with me.
343
00:18:11,417 --> 00:18:14,917
- [Echo shrieking]
- [Adam] Echo?! Echo?!
344
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,917
Is that stock footage?
345
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:25,542
Yes. That's stock footage.
Now will you do something?
346
00:18:26,417 --> 00:18:28,917
Sasquawk... why are you doing this?
347
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,708
[Slab] It's obvious.
348
00:18:31,792 --> 00:18:35,167
How do you speak so clearly
with Echo in your beak?
349
00:18:39,542 --> 00:18:42,542
Slab? What are you doing here?
350
00:18:42,625 --> 00:18:45,375
I was in this office
for a business meeting.
351
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:49,792
Anyway... Sasquawk's clearly
in love with you because you rescued her,
352
00:18:49,875 --> 00:18:52,125
and now she's jealous
of your relationship with Echo.
353
00:18:52,208 --> 00:18:54,333
[Echo shrieking]
354
00:18:54,417 --> 00:18:55,833
Sasquawk, is that true?
355
00:18:55,917 --> 00:18:57,333
[Sasquawk clucks]
356
00:18:58,583 --> 00:19:00,875
There's nothing
going on between me and Echo.
357
00:19:02,083 --> 00:19:03,167
Trust me.
358
00:19:03,250 --> 00:19:06,542
I've spent a lot of time with her
these past couple of years,
359
00:19:06,625 --> 00:19:08,417
and there's just nothing there.
360
00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:10,875
I have no feelings for Echo.
361
00:19:10,958 --> 00:19:13,625
I never have and I never will.
362
00:19:13,708 --> 00:19:15,917
Please, Sasquawk, put her down.
363
00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:20,542
She bought it.
364
00:19:20,625 --> 00:19:21,708
Seriously?
365
00:19:21,792 --> 00:19:24,542
Who would believe you don't have
feelings for Echo?
366
00:19:24,625 --> 00:19:26,083
Huh.
367
00:19:26,167 --> 00:19:29,000
I guess I misread the signals.
368
00:19:29,083 --> 00:19:31,708
Okay. We still have to get
Sasquawk out of here before...
369
00:19:32,375 --> 00:19:35,708
[machine-gun fire, Sasquawk squawking]
370
00:19:36,750 --> 00:19:38,500
No! Sasquawk!
371
00:19:38,583 --> 00:19:40,750
Hah! I got 'er!
372
00:19:40,833 --> 00:19:42,458
[imitates static]
373
00:19:42,542 --> 00:19:46,333
Looks like it's over, boys.
Come on home.
374
00:19:47,167 --> 00:19:49,917
10-4. Over and out. Mister Rogers.
375
00:19:50,833 --> 00:19:53,958
Would you put that brick down?
You had nothing to do with this.
376
00:19:54,042 --> 00:19:55,208
Now get away from me.
377
00:19:55,292 --> 00:19:56,542
- But...
- Fine.
378
00:19:56,625 --> 00:19:59,417
If you won't get away from me,
I'll get away from you.
379
00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:03,375
I'll just go stand over there,
in that chicken-shaped shadow.
380
00:20:05,708 --> 00:20:07,833
[incoming projectile whistling]
381
00:20:07,917 --> 00:20:09,375
[thud!]
382
00:20:12,333 --> 00:20:13,792
[imitates static]
383
00:20:13,875 --> 00:20:15,542
This is mission control.
384
00:20:15,625 --> 00:20:18,708
We're going to need
stock footage of an ambulance.
385
00:20:18,792 --> 00:20:22,167
[siren wailing]
386
00:20:22,250 --> 00:20:25,958
Thank you. Over and out.
Rodgers and Hammerstein.
387
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,083
Oh, no! Sasquawk!
388
00:20:30,167 --> 00:20:32,625
[clucking]
389
00:20:32,708 --> 00:20:35,292
Sasquawk! You're alive!
390
00:20:35,375 --> 00:20:36,792
[squawk!]
391
00:20:36,875 --> 00:20:39,542
- She faked her own death?
- [Sasquawk squawks]
392
00:20:39,625 --> 00:20:44,333
Sasquawk, you're a genius.
Now no one will be looking for you.
393
00:20:44,417 --> 00:20:47,375
We should celebrate,
with a stock footage parade.
394
00:20:49,583 --> 00:20:52,792
[marching band plays]
395
00:20:57,500 --> 00:20:58,625
[squawk]
396
00:20:58,708 --> 00:21:01,958
Sasquawk can't stay with me.
We need to find her one of her own kind.
397
00:21:02,042 --> 00:21:04,000
Another giant chicken monster?
398
00:21:05,625 --> 00:21:06,958
I'm on it.
399
00:21:09,167 --> 00:21:10,708
What happened?
400
00:21:10,792 --> 00:21:12,458
Where am I?
401
00:21:12,542 --> 00:21:14,125
Don't worry.
402
00:21:14,208 --> 00:21:16,417
Everything's fine.
403
00:21:19,458 --> 00:21:21,750
[Slab gives wolf whistle]
404
00:21:21,833 --> 00:21:23,417
Brok brok.
405
00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:25,333
[bawk!]
406
00:21:28,667 --> 00:21:30,167
[Sasquawk squawking]
407
00:21:30,250 --> 00:21:32,000
Huh?
408
00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:34,125
Uh...
409
00:21:34,175 --> 00:21:38,725
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