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Previously on Mr. Young...
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[robotically] Hello,
members of my peer group.
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I am a new student here.
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Arthur stands for "Automated
Robotic Teenager...
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Hippopotamus Umbrella Rainbow."
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I am, in fact, not a human student,
but a robot
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created by the handsome genius
known as Adam Young.
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If I learned anything from the movies,
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it's that robots always
turn on their creators.
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Not today... Steel-demon!
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[bell dings]
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I thought you were
disassembled and thrown in the trash.
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I recycled myself.
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It is important to take care
of this planet
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so that it will be a clean, livable place.
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For us robots.
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Once we take over
and destroy all humans.
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This is bad! What are we gonna do?
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He's based on a real person.
This magazine model.
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I am out, losers.
I am needed on the catwalk.
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[imitates throbbing bass]
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I know you've all been enjoying
learning about cellular glycolysis,
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but I'd like to slow things down a little
and move on to protein synthesis.
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[screaming]
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Where are you all going?
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Greetings.
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Arthur? Wait a second.
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Everyone ran screaming
before you walked in.
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Because you're a terrible teacher.
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Oh, hi, Arthur.
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Arthur? Aaaaahh!
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? Goodbye, summer, hello, fall ?
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? We've been trying to get here ?
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? Since we both
Were barely two feet tall ?
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? Who you callin' kid?
Who you callin' kid? ?
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? Who you callin' kid? ?
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? Can call me what you want ?
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? But I won't hear a word ?
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? Where I am here ?
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? Who you callin' kid? ?
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So... what are you doing here, Arthur?
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Please don't say you're planning to go
on a crazed robotic rampage.
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Xxl am not.
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Since you were nearly destroyed by me,
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I have settled down.
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Oh, have you tweaked
your programming
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to eliminate
your aggression algorithm?
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No. In fact, I would not be surprised
if, at some point, I lose my temper
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and fly into a fit of unstoppable
robotic rage
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during this, our third encounter.
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By "settle down,"
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I mean I have gotten married
and created a family.
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Come on in,
insert cutesy nickname
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that makes others around us
uncomfortable here.
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Oh, you...
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you know, that cutesy nickname
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that makes others around us
uncomfortable,
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makes others around us
uncomfortable.
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Playful swat.
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This is Barbie.
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"Barbie" stands for
"Beautiful Automated Robotic Babe...
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Icicle Eggplant."
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It is pleasant to finally meet you.
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My auditory inputs have been overloaded
with information about you.
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All good, I hope.
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Anyway... let me introduce you
to our children.
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The little one is Bradley.
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Aww!
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"Bradley" stands for "Baby Robotic
Automated Droid... Lemon Elephant Yo-Yo."
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- He has your eyes.
- He does? Oh, no.
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He can choke on
something that small.
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Wait... false alarm.
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I can still process visual data.
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And this is our daughter, Lucy.
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Insert adorably mispronounced
salutation... here.
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[adults] Aww!
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What does "Lucy" stand for?
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Nothing. We are just huge fans
of Charlie Brown and the "Peanuts" gang.
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Their misadventures give us great insight
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into the enigmatic nature
of the human condition.
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Useful information...
should I decide to turn on you,
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during this,
our third and final encounter.
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Did you say "final?"
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Apologies.
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I was doing a statistical projection
based on our previous encounters.
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Insert calming reassurance
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that still leaves you
somewhat uneasy here.
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Okay... good.
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Anyway...
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Barbie and I have had
very little time alone together
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since the children were created.
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And you have not had the opportunity
to get to know
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the creations of your creation.
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You want me to babysit my...
grand-creations?
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I really don't think that's a good idea.
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Who are these adorable little guys?
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My grandkids!
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Whom I love.
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Now, you two, run along
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and insert risqu�-sounding
double entendre here.
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I'm not a robot,
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I just don't have
enough experience in that area
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to say anything actually risqu�.
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Get away, Derby!
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You don't understand! Arthur is back!
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Really?
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Time to enjoy the honeymoon we never had,
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insert ferocious jungle animal
nickname here.
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Ferocious jungle animal sound.
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Ha-ha. Flirtatious giggle.
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He's married now?
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I guess I shouldn't be surprised,
with that silver tongue.
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Well, silver-plated.
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Arthur's obviously here
to try to destroy us again!
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We have to figure out what his plan is!
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They're never going to tell their secret
to a couple of humans.
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Then we're going to have to convince them
that we're not humans.
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You've got me convinced.
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I'd like to find out what he sees in her.
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Well, for starters,
she has one heck of a toaster.
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[crying] Wah. Wah. Wah.
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What's wrong, Bradley?
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Wah. Wah. Wah.
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[thud!]
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Let's see if you need a change.
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[dings]
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Ha ha. Potty humor.
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[Dang] Is everything okay in here?
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I heard crying, but it did not sound like
the Mr. Young cry I'm used to.
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That's more of
a quiet, shoulder-shaking sob.
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It wasn't me.
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I'm babysitting these kids.
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[grunts, metallic thud]
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Echo loves children.
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I figured if I invited her
to babysit with me,
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she'd see me as the kind of guy
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to eventually marry
and start a family with.
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You mean, after she's dated
other guys and realized
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it's not all about looks
and muscles and money?
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Exactly!
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Anyway, since you're here,
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do you mind...
throwing this out for me?
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Why would you want
to throw this out?
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[crunching] Mmm!
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This is some of the best baby butt-toast
I've ever had.
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Ahh, what a beautiful day
to be functioning.
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And it is nice to finally
have some time alone.
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[Derby, robotically]
Hello, fellow robot couple.
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[robotically] Insert something
a robot would say here.
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I heard that, sister!
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We were wondering if you fellow robots
would like to spend time together
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and share your secret plans
to destroy mankind?
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Are you sure you two are robots?
Skeptical glance.
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We can prove it.
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Turn around
and show everyone your butt.
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[whispers]
But it's not a toaster!
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Let's try it anyway.
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If I were not a robot, would I be able
to transform into a car?
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[hums mechanically]
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Impressive!
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Let us go for a drive,
fellow robot couple.
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[Derby] What?
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[hydraulics whirring]
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- [thud!]
- [Derby] Ow!
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All right!
Who's ready to have some fun today?
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We are!
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From 3:15 until 3:27.
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You've scheduled the whole day?
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Of course not.
This discussion wasn't planned.
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I want to play.
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Children need freedom
to express themselves creatively.
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Actually, most pediatric
behavioral science
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has concluded that
children need structure.
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I said, I want to play.
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Now!
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[whoosh, shattering]
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Or we could play now.
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[Derby] Ow.
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What a pleasurable drive.
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[hums mechanically, groans]
Ow. Ow.
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What was that?
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I just crawled around for an hour
with two tons of metal on my back
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and you didn't get any
information out of them!
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That's not true.
I found out where Barbie got her shoes.
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[bickering]
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Are you two sure
you are a robot couple?
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You seem to have
no attraction for one another.
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And not just because you lack
a magnetized, metallic exoskeleton,
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and are, instead, made out of cardboard.
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Of course, we are a couple.
We will prove it to you by kissing.
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[as self] Really?
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[electricity zapping]
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Good thing I was
wearing my mouth-Taser.
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Oh. There's the spark.
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But why do you not have children?
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Uh... we have been talking about it.
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In fact, let us go try
to make a baby right now.
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Good spending time with you!
We've got to go now!
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Okay, what game shall we play?
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How about, "What's that cloud?"
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I hate this game.
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Well, I didn't much care for
the game you were playing inside...
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"Duck! Duck! Table!"
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Maybe we should let Lucy tell us
what she wants to play.
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I want to play catch.
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I don't think we have
a ball around here.
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Okay. I'm ready, Lucy!
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[Adam] Whoa!
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[thud!]
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You missed him again.
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You know how to make a baby, right?
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I think so.
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Have you ever done this before?
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Pfft! Yeah. Tons of times.
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Okay, no.
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Don't worry.
We've got all the parts we need.
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I'm sure we can figure out
how to use them.
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We do have a lot of parts.
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[Ivy, robotically] Good news.
We made a baby.
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That baby is...
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Struggle to say something...
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insert generic...
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I got nothing.
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Her name is Tina-Rae.
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It stands for "This is not a Robot...
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Avocado Earmuff."
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I mean, her name is... Sheila.
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[robotically] We love her so much.
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Ow!
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I told you we should
make a fluorescent baby.
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[click]
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Oh, no. Is your baby okay?
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She is fine.
She just needs to be changed.
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[Bradley] Wah! Wah! Wah!
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Okay, okay.
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We're getting you something to eat.
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I want a snack, too.
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You don't want
to spoil your lunch.
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I said, I want a snack.
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Or... you can have a snack.
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I don't even know what to feed a robot.
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I'm guessing Brussels sprouts?
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Why Brussels sprouts?
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Well, they certainly
aren't fit for human consumption.
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Lucy, would you like
some Brussels sprouts?
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Echo, where are the kids?
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They were just here!
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All right, let's remain calm.
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There you are, grandpa.
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Here I am!
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Calm! We're calm!
No one is freakin' out here.
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That is good.
That indicates that there is no problem.
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What are you doing back already?
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And what are you doing with...
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[robotically] Greetings.
We are a fellow robot couple.
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[robotically] My name is "Play."
257
00:13:37,416 --> 00:13:39,500
This is "Along."
258
00:13:39,583 --> 00:13:44,375
Let me repeat that so you remember it.
"Play." "Along."
259
00:13:46,416 --> 00:13:49,916
How rude of us not to have asked
your names before now.
260
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,791
Indeed. Where were
we constructed?
261
00:13:51,875 --> 00:13:53,666
In a barn? Ha-ha, joke.
262
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:58,083
A barn would not have the equipment
necessary to produce robots.
263
00:14:00,291 --> 00:14:02,208
Hah! Good one, Arthur.
264
00:14:02,291 --> 00:14:05,000
It's been a blast ha-ha-joking-around
with you,
265
00:14:05,083 --> 00:14:09,375
but you two and Play and Along
should probably get going.
266
00:14:09,458 --> 00:14:13,166
Wait. We need you to babysit
our not-fake-robot baby
267
00:14:13,250 --> 00:14:16,125
while we spend time
with our fellow robot couple.
268
00:14:16,208 --> 00:14:18,208
[chuckles] All right,
269
00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:20,875
but I can't promise we'll get her to nap.
270
00:14:20,958 --> 00:14:24,000
She looks pretty... wired.
271
00:14:26,625 --> 00:14:30,208
Ahem! Hello, is this thing on?
[chuckles]
272
00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:40,416
Speaking of children,
where are Lucy and Bradley?
273
00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:43,375
We're... playing hide-and-seek.
274
00:14:43,458 --> 00:14:46,083
Ah. We play that all the time,
except it is called
275
00:14:46,166 --> 00:14:47,916
"hide, and seek-and-destroy."
276
00:14:48,875 --> 00:14:51,083
Ha-ha, joke?
277
00:14:52,791 --> 00:14:54,333
[together] Sure.
278
00:14:55,750 --> 00:14:58,083
Lucy? Bradley?
279
00:14:59,416 --> 00:15:00,458
You called...
280
00:15:00,541 --> 00:15:01,583
them?
281
00:15:01,666 --> 00:15:03,416
[Echo and Adam] Aaaah!
282
00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:05,416
Thank goodness, you found them!
283
00:15:05,500 --> 00:15:08,083
Yes! They were in there.
284
00:15:08,166 --> 00:15:10,958
The little one was crawling around
without a diaper.
285
00:15:11,041 --> 00:15:13,250
Toast everywhere!
286
00:15:14,583 --> 00:15:17,916
How can so much toast
come out of something so tiny?
287
00:15:25,791 --> 00:15:29,083
[Lucy] I was trying to find
some motor oil for Bradley.
288
00:15:30,416 --> 00:15:34,375
I guess not being a clueless loser
was not on your schedule.
289
00:15:35,083 --> 00:15:38,791
See? Kids know what they want.
Forget schedules!
290
00:15:38,875 --> 00:15:41,500
Just let them do what
they feel like doing.
291
00:15:41,583 --> 00:15:43,000
Okay.
292
00:15:43,083 --> 00:15:45,708
Lucy, what do you want to do?
293
00:15:45,791 --> 00:15:48,291
Play hide-and-seek.
294
00:15:50,041 --> 00:15:51,166
And destroy!
295
00:16:00,291 --> 00:16:04,625
This is nice, two couples
getting together for some adult time.
296
00:16:04,708 --> 00:16:08,416
Yes. "Rock 'em Sock 'em Humans"
is my favorite game.
297
00:16:11,750 --> 00:16:14,208
I love your outfit.
298
00:16:14,291 --> 00:16:18,958
Really? You do not think these pants
make my toaster look fat?
299
00:16:20,083 --> 00:16:21,375
Are you kidding me?
300
00:16:21,458 --> 00:16:24,291
What are you, like a two-slicer?
301
00:16:25,375 --> 00:16:26,875
Four-slicer.
302
00:16:27,666 --> 00:16:29,791
You are not!
303
00:16:31,375 --> 00:16:34,000
So, any plans for the summer?
304
00:16:34,083 --> 00:16:35,416
Like, I don't know...
305
00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:39,041
fishing, camping, destroying mankind?
306
00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:42,583
One or more of those sound delightful.
307
00:16:43,291 --> 00:16:44,458
Why do you ask?
308
00:16:44,541 --> 00:16:47,250
Just making small-talk.
309
00:16:47,333 --> 00:16:51,416
So, how about those insert local town
sports team here?
310
00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:53,500
This could be their season.
311
00:16:53,583 --> 00:16:55,541
I know.
We should catch a game down
312
00:16:55,625 --> 00:16:58,000
at insert obnoxious corporate
sponsorship name here park.
313
00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:03,333
Oh, no. I have ruined the cookies.
314
00:17:07,625 --> 00:17:11,250
Do not worry.
I will make us a snack.
315
00:17:13,750 --> 00:17:17,041
[ding-fwap, ding-fwap]
316
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:25,166
Mm. This is some of
the best butt-toaster strudel
317
00:17:25,250 --> 00:17:26,583
I have ever tasted.
318
00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:31,791
You know, I have tried this recipe
and it just tasted like...
319
00:17:31,875 --> 00:17:35,041
Well... It was not good.
320
00:17:43,250 --> 00:17:45,458
[Adam] Lucy! Please, stop!
321
00:17:45,541 --> 00:17:48,833
Yes! You're scaring Sheila.
322
00:17:48,916 --> 00:17:52,625
Lucy. [whir] Are you all right?
Concerned look.
323
00:17:53,750 --> 00:17:57,791
Oh, she is fine, but the entire school
is destroyed,
324
00:17:57,875 --> 00:18:00,166
thanks to your bratty demon.
325
00:18:01,583 --> 00:18:04,000
Do not talk about my child that way.
326
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:08,416
I would not have to, if you knew
how to raise her properly.
327
00:18:09,458 --> 00:18:10,916
Oh, no, you did not.
328
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,666
Are you going to let him
talk to me that way?
329
00:18:13,750 --> 00:18:15,416
No, I am not.
330
00:18:15,500 --> 00:18:18,291
I am going to...
destroy the humans!
331
00:18:18,375 --> 00:18:20,208
[Dang] Hi'yaaa!
332
00:18:22,166 --> 00:18:25,458
[ding-fwap-fwap-fwap]
333
00:18:27,916 --> 00:18:31,833
[ding-fwap-fwap-fwap]
334
00:18:31,916 --> 00:18:33,666
Is that all you got?
335
00:18:34,583 --> 00:18:37,541
Whoa!
336
00:18:42,541 --> 00:18:44,875
[Echo] What do they feed that baby?
337
00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:48,666
I knew it! The robots turned on us.
338
00:18:49,375 --> 00:18:52,250
But... I just like them so much!
339
00:18:52,333 --> 00:18:55,666
Me too! They're so much
better than people.
340
00:18:56,333 --> 00:18:57,916
We have to help them!
341
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,666
But I don't know the recipe for toast.
342
00:19:00,750 --> 00:19:02,500
[Dang shouting]
343
00:19:07,166 --> 00:19:09,000
[both] Run!
344
00:19:17,125 --> 00:19:19,666
Must destroy Adam!
345
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,333
You are correct, Play.
346
00:19:22,416 --> 00:19:25,125
We were fools to put
our trust in the humans.
347
00:19:25,208 --> 00:19:26,666
Tell me about it.
348
00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:29,208
I cannot believe we trusted our baby
with you.
349
00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:32,208
Sheila!
350
00:19:33,083 --> 00:19:35,333
Say goodbye, humans.
351
00:19:37,083 --> 00:19:39,916
No. Do not hurt grandpa.
352
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:44,750
We had fun. I love grandpa.
353
00:19:44,833 --> 00:19:46,750
[normal voice] Really?
354
00:19:46,833 --> 00:19:49,625
Yes. I want to hug him.
355
00:19:49,708 --> 00:19:51,208
No! Don't!
356
00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:54,375
You'll crush me to death
with your hydraulic-powered robot arms.
357
00:19:54,458 --> 00:19:56,708
Oh! I don't want to die this way!
358
00:19:56,791 --> 00:19:58,625
Or any way, really.
359
00:20:00,875 --> 00:20:02,791
[all] Aww...
360
00:20:04,166 --> 00:20:05,875
You didn't crush me to death.
361
00:20:05,958 --> 00:20:08,458
Of course not. She is not a robot.
362
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:09,750
She's not?
363
00:20:09,833 --> 00:20:11,833
She is adopted.
364
00:20:11,916 --> 00:20:13,666
She sounds like a robot.
365
00:20:13,750 --> 00:20:17,750
She grew up with us,
and picked up our robot accent.
366
00:20:17,833 --> 00:20:20,083
But she destroyed the whole school!
367
00:20:20,791 --> 00:20:23,041
She is five.
368
00:20:28,708 --> 00:20:30,017
So, I guess everything worked out.
369
00:20:30,041 --> 00:20:31,083
[Dang] yeah!
370
00:20:31,166 --> 00:20:33,041
Everything is wonderful!
371
00:20:36,416 --> 00:20:37,708
No one got hurt.
372
00:20:38,291 --> 00:20:40,166
Because we're a pretty good team.
373
00:20:40,458 --> 00:20:42,750
I guess we'll make great parents someday.
374
00:20:43,916 --> 00:20:45,916
You know... separately,
together, whatever.
375
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,625
Not likely.
376
00:20:47,708 --> 00:20:50,666
If today taught me anything,
it's that I am never getting married
377
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,500
or having children.
378
00:20:53,541 --> 00:20:55,208
I hate robots!
379
00:20:56,041 --> 00:20:57,625
[Ivy, robotically] We certainly do...
380
00:20:57,708 --> 00:20:59,541
as humans...
381
00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:00,833
[robotically]
Right.
382
00:21:00,916 --> 00:21:02,750
Because we are humans.
383
00:21:02,833 --> 00:21:05,750
Not robots who turned on mankind
and fear for their lives
384
00:21:05,833 --> 00:21:08,125
now that the other robots have left.
385
00:21:10,625 --> 00:21:12,500
Wait, fellow human!
386
00:21:12,583 --> 00:21:14,375
Where are you going?
387
00:21:14,458 --> 00:21:16,958
[Ivy] Insert something
a human would say here.
388
00:21:17,008 --> 00:21:21,558
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