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Hey, Echo. Want to go to a movie later?
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Um, what are you seeing?
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A documentary at the university's
geology department
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with real-time footage
of glacial movement.
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Oh, and the best part is,
they just painted the theatre,
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so during the intermission
we can watch the paint dry.
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Sounds exciting...
but I'm gonna have to pass.
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I have a Photography Club meeting today.
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[sighs]
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Wow, you think glaciers move slowly?
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They should make a documentary
on your progress with Echo.
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Of course, I'm just saying that
to make you feel bad.
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No one wants to see a movie about you.
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Why do I keep striking out with her?
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The two of you have nothing in common.
You're like apples and oranges.
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Actually, apples and oranges
share many common traits.
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In fact, astrochemist Scott A. Sandford
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found the two fruits to be
remarkably similar,
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when he compared
spectrographic readings
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of a dried, powdered
granny smith apple
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with those of a navel orange.
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You're right...
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I don't know why she doesn't like you.
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? Goodbye, summer, hello, fall ?
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? We've been trying to get here ?
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? Since we both
Were barely two feet tall ?
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? Who you callin' kid?
Who you callin' kid? ?
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? Who you callin' kid? ?
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? Can call me what you want ?
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? But I won't hear a word ?
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? Where I am here ?
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? Who you callin' kid? ?
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[low ominous growl]
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What was that growl?
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We must be in bear country!
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Quick, everyone, play dead!
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False alarm.
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It was just my stomach growling.
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Ooh! I need a snack.
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Mr. Tater, why is the snack machine
way up there?
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It's never a good idea
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to leave food on the ground.
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After all... this is bear country.
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[sniffing]
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[sniffs] What is that delicious smell?
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My special bun xao noodles.
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The secret recipe was passed on to me
by my Master, Master Ki.
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Do you want to try some?
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Dang!
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- You called?
- Aaah!
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These are the best noodles
I've ever tasted.
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Here!
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Take more to go.
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Just make sure you clean up your mess
when you are done.
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So I don't attract bears?
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No, so I don't have to clean up after you.
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This camera mommy got me
for my 40th birthday is incredible!
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I'm getting some breathtaking shots.
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A windmill!
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Niagara Falls...
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The Lone Ranger.
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I didn't know we had all that in the quad.
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It's amazing the extra detail you can see
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when you use sophisticated,
high-tech equipment like this.
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[camera beeping]
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- Adam?
- Echo?
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Echo Zizzleswift?
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You're in the Photography Club,
just like me?
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I had no idea we had
so much in common.
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Your camera is still in the packaging.
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I know.
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We true shutterbugs
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like to keep our cameras
in mint condition.
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Plus, these packages
are very hard to open.
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I loosened it for you.
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I knew the Great Wall of China was big...
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but I did not know it made it
all the way to Finnegan!
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Well, I guess if you want to join us,
we're taking pictures of nature's beauty.
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- Way ahead of you.
- [rapid shutter clicking]
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You put it on high-speed burst!
I can't see!
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[gasp]
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Adam! You made me break my camera!
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Well, that's a shame,
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because Neil Armstrong is planting
the flag on the moon in our quad!
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What is that incredible smell?
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Can I try some of that?
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Okay, but just one bite.
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[long, loud slurping]
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Mmm!
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Hey! I said one bite.
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I know.
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That's why I was disappointed
to find only half a bite in the bowl.
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Good thing I have a spare.
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What is that incredible smell?
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Can I try some?
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Okay, but just one bite.
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[loud slurping]
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Mmm!
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You can take that big a bite?
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No. I took a normal-sized bite,
then dumped the rest on that table.
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That was my whole supply of bun xao!
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Can you get more?
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It's hard to say.
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Because people would
pay good money if you could.
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It's getting easier to say.
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Dang. Can I get 10 more servings
of those noodles for other people?
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Absolutely not.
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I will share my bun xao with you,
but nobody else.
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Okay.
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Can I get 10 more servings
of those noodles for me?
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Of course!
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And can you put them all
into separate bags,
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with individually packaged chopsticks,
and a wet-nap?
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I don't like it when my food touches.
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The Organic Gardening Club
was such a good idea.
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You're telling me.
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Soon, I'll be able to steal
much healthier lunches from nerds.
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Let the tomatoes ripen on the vine
for a sweeter, more plump result!
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I find gardening so peaceful.
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[tractor chugging]
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- Adam?
- Echo?
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Echo Zizzleswift?
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You're in the Organic Gardening Club,
just like me?
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I had no idea
we had so much in common.
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Well, what are you doing here?
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I just really "dig" gardening.
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[crickets chirping]
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Oh, no! We've got a cricket infestation.
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They're going to destroy our crops!
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No! I refuse to go back to stealing
processed lunch meat and snack cakes!
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Well, we can't use pesticides.
We're the "Organic" Gardening Club.
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No problem!
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We just need to restore
balance to the ecosystem,
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by introducing one
of the cricket's natural predators.
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- [owls hooting]
- The owl!
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Stop it! Stop it! Get off of me.
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[owl] Whooo!
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You! You know who I'm talking to.
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Whooo!
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I just told you who. You.
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Whooo!
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Gaaaah!
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Great. Now we have an owl infestation.
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No problem.
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All we need to do is introduce the owl's
natural predator...
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the bobcat!
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[bobcat snarling]
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Don't be afraid. It can't get worse.
Bobcats have no natural predators.
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[bobcat roars]
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So! Gardening Club was pretty fun, huh?
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Fun?
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I'm covered in bobcat bites!
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Interestingly, according
to eastern homeopathic medicine,
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bobcat bites can be easily healed
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with a soothing ointment
made from crickets.
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It's a shame we don't have
any crickets around here.
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Oops.
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So, I was just wondering if
you have a club meeting after school,
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and if it happens to be
the same club I'm in... you go first.
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What secret club?
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I mean...
the school doesn't have a secret club.
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Who said anything about a secret club?
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Ivy, does the school have a secret club?
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[scoffs] Of course not.
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[both] Shh!
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[Tater, over loudspeaker static]
Ahem! Attention, students and staff...
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there is no secret club.
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Also, tonight's secret club meeting
will be held in Mr. Young's science lab.
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What?
How could I not know about this?
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The school has a P.A. system?
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Whatever you do, don't tell him
that there really is a secret club.
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[owl] Whooo!
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Adam! Don't tell Adam
there's a secret club!
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Why is this so hard
for you to understand?
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You got that knock-knock joke
I told you!
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There you go.
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Thanks.
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Are you sure you need a hundred servings?
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Yeah.
They're really moving today.
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Moving down my throat
and into my stomach.
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But you haven't put on a single pound.
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If we were women, I would hate you.
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[knock on door]
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Whoa! That's a lot of Derby.
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It looks like you really did
eat all those noodles.
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Now, if we were women,
I would go clubbing with you.
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And now that my stomach is bigger,
so is my appetite.
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Better make it 200 orders.
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I'm on it!
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Good. And just for the record,
If we went clubbing,
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there's no way you could
compete with all of this.
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[pipe organ plays]
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[bell chimes]
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[Slab, imposingly] Brothers and sisters,
welcome to the secret...
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Can we get on with this, please,
Brother Slab?
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I have a ton of homework...
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to pick up from the guy
who does my homework.
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[toy squeaks]
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I have never seen this duck before...
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but I need him back anyway.
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When I take a bath...
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He protects me
from sea monsters.
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Adam? What are you doing here?
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Echo?
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Sister Echo Zizzleswift?
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You're in the secret club, just like me?
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I had no idea we had so much in common.
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Welcome, Brother Adam.
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This is not "Brother Adam."
This is my brother, Adam.
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Hey, Brother Owl,
do you want to get in on this?
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[owl] Whooo!
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You!
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This kind of confusing wordplay
is right up your alley.
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It appears we've been infiltrated.
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According to the ancient rules
of the secret club,
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the infiltrator must die!
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"his robe the proper shade of grey
if he wishes to become a member."
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Dang!
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You ca... aaah!
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Derby, look at yourself!
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Well, not your feet.
Those days are over.
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I need another 300 orders.
223
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No! No more noodles for you!
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You have to quit cold turkey.
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But I already quit cold turkey...
when I started eating your noodles.
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Don't make me go back to cold turkey.
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Before you are fully admitted
into our ancient order,
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you must complete a series
of grueling initiation rites.
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Yes, Sister Echo.
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Do I have to call you "sister"?
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It just makes some of what I'm thinking
a little more confusing.
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According to the ancient scrolls,
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if you refuse to perform
the initiation rites,
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you will be buried!
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In debt, once you pay the hefty fine.
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For your first task...
you must walk across these coals.
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That's barbaric!
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You expect me to walk
across burning-hot coals?
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Of course not.
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These are cold coals.
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Oh.
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In that case, no problem.
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Oh, wow! That is really cold.
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Ah!
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Why would he take his shoes off?
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We told him they were cold.
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Ahh! Perfect.
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Fresh garlic is the key.
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- You called?
- Aaah!
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Master Ki?
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Is it really you?
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Yes, my pupil.
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Who else would be worthy of wearing
the fanciest of fancy hats?
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Why have you come, Master Ki?
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I need bun xao for the village.
256
00:14:39,444 --> 00:14:42,402
The leaf monkeys took everything.
257
00:14:42,486 --> 00:14:47,069
I see you and your fanciest
of fancy hats escaped.
258
00:14:47,902 --> 00:14:51,277
No surprise, since you are
the master of vo thuat,
259
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the ancient martial art of Vietnam.
260
00:14:54,361 --> 00:14:55,902
True dat.
261
00:14:56,777 --> 00:14:57,819
Master?
262
00:14:57,902 --> 00:15:01,027
Would you allow me the pleasure
of sparring with you again?
263
00:15:02,777 --> 00:15:04,986
So be it, my pupil.
264
00:15:05,069 --> 00:15:06,486
But be warned...
265
00:15:06,569 --> 00:15:09,277
I have the strength of the mountains,
266
00:15:09,361 --> 00:15:11,902
the sheer gale force of the winds,
267
00:15:11,986 --> 00:15:15,986
and the flowing grace of the oceans.
268
00:15:16,069 --> 00:15:19,069
Then I truly am at a disadvantage.
269
00:15:19,152 --> 00:15:23,527
All I have to use
are these two simple hands.
270
00:15:26,361 --> 00:15:28,611
Gah!
271
00:15:32,861 --> 00:15:34,819
In case you are wondering...
272
00:15:34,902 --> 00:15:39,611
that's the flowing grace of the ocean
that's running down my leg.
273
00:15:42,319 --> 00:15:46,236
The next stage of initiation...
the paddles.
274
00:15:49,319 --> 00:15:50,777
Okay.
275
00:15:50,861 --> 00:15:53,986
I said I'd do this. I won't quit.
276
00:15:54,069 --> 00:15:56,152
A wise choice.
277
00:15:57,027 --> 00:16:02,944
For if any initiate abandons the order,
we will be forced to end his life.
278
00:16:06,027 --> 00:16:08,652
Time membership
to the secret club.
279
00:16:09,361 --> 00:16:11,527
And he will no longer
receive the discounts
280
00:16:11,611 --> 00:16:13,736
we have negotiated
with local merchants.
281
00:16:16,152 --> 00:16:17,986
All right. I'm ready.
282
00:16:22,902 --> 00:16:25,819
I don't think he knows
how to play Ping-Pong.
283
00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:30,277
Ping-Pong?
We're going to play Ping-Pong?
284
00:16:30,361 --> 00:16:33,319
Yes. You must face
every member of the order
285
00:16:33,402 --> 00:16:36,944
in the ancient game of table tennis.
286
00:16:37,027 --> 00:16:38,819
That doesn't sound so bad.
287
00:16:38,902 --> 00:16:40,736
At the same time.
288
00:16:41,986 --> 00:16:44,444
Ow! Ow! Ow!
289
00:16:47,444 --> 00:16:49,694
[Adam] Okay, that was a golf ball.
290
00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:53,736
[gong crashes]
291
00:16:56,361 --> 00:16:59,027
Please... don't go easy on me.
292
00:16:59,111 --> 00:17:03,527
I want the honor of being defeated
by the great Master Ki.
293
00:17:04,986 --> 00:17:07,944
Okay, prepare to feel the unbridled...
294
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,569
Ohhh!
295
00:17:10,944 --> 00:17:12,444
My hamstring!
296
00:17:12,527 --> 00:17:16,486
The legroom in coach
has gotten ridiculously cramped.
297
00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:21,986
Oh, Master Ki, even weakened,
I have no chance against you.
298
00:17:22,069 --> 00:17:23,986
Gah!
299
00:17:26,111 --> 00:17:27,569
Waah!
300
00:17:32,777 --> 00:17:33,986
Ohhhh!
301
00:17:36,902 --> 00:17:38,611
[weakly] Had enough?
302
00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:44,111
Ahh! Hi-yaaaaaaa!
303
00:17:48,111 --> 00:17:51,986
It seems the student has finally
surpassed the teacher.
304
00:17:52,069 --> 00:17:55,361
And now, I must deliver the killing blow.
305
00:17:56,527 --> 00:17:58,111
Gaaaaah!
306
00:17:58,194 --> 00:18:00,319
[normal voice] Dang, stop! It's me!
307
00:18:00,402 --> 00:18:02,527
Master Mi?
308
00:18:02,611 --> 00:18:05,069
Master Ki's sworn enemy?
309
00:18:05,152 --> 00:18:08,069
I vowed to destroy you! Gaaaaah!
310
00:18:08,152 --> 00:18:09,944
No! It's me! Me!
311
00:18:11,152 --> 00:18:12,611
Mimi?
312
00:18:12,694 --> 00:18:15,694
Master Mi's wife,
who he stole from Master Ki?
313
00:18:16,902 --> 00:18:19,194
No. Me. Derby!
314
00:18:20,736 --> 00:18:23,611
- [gasps]
- I'm not Master Ki.
315
00:18:24,277 --> 00:18:27,194
I was just trying to trick you into
giving me more noodles,
316
00:18:27,277 --> 00:18:29,478
so I could sell them to these suckers
for a huge profit.
317
00:18:30,027 --> 00:18:31,902
I understand.
318
00:18:31,986 --> 00:18:35,986
Bun xao makes people do crazy things.
319
00:18:36,861 --> 00:18:37,986
So you're not mad at me?
320
00:18:38,069 --> 00:18:39,486
No.
321
00:18:39,569 --> 00:18:41,402
But they are.
322
00:18:42,611 --> 00:18:45,152
I should hold this
so it doesn't get damaged.
323
00:18:45,236 --> 00:18:47,944
Wait! Hold me, too,
so I don't get damaged.
324
00:18:57,861 --> 00:19:03,152
Almost-Brother Adam, you have but one
final rite of initiation to complete.
325
00:19:03,236 --> 00:19:06,402
The shaving off of the eyebrows.
326
00:19:06,486 --> 00:19:08,694
Seriously?
327
00:19:08,777 --> 00:19:14,569
If you refuse, you will be tossed naked
into a tank of great white sharks.
328
00:19:17,444 --> 00:19:19,069
What? That's it?
329
00:19:20,069 --> 00:19:21,777
We've reached
the end of the scroll.
330
00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:25,277
No! I won't let you
do that to my brother.
331
00:19:25,361 --> 00:19:29,986
I insist he be fully clothed
when we toss him to the sharks.
332
00:19:30,361 --> 00:19:33,944
[chuckling] Look at bald-eyes!
333
00:19:36,944 --> 00:19:39,819
Now you must swear
the ancient oath of the secret club.
334
00:19:39,902 --> 00:19:41,694
Repeat after us.
335
00:19:41,777 --> 00:19:43,527
I, Brother Adam...
336
00:19:43,611 --> 00:19:45,277
I, Brother Adam...
337
00:19:45,361 --> 00:19:47,902
swear this oath
to the secret club...
338
00:19:47,986 --> 00:19:49,944
swear this oath
to the secret club...
339
00:19:50,027 --> 00:19:51,152
[owl] Whooo!
340
00:19:51,236 --> 00:19:53,069
Who...
341
00:19:53,152 --> 00:19:56,444
made the whole thing up.
There is no secret club.
342
00:19:56,527 --> 00:20:00,069
Made the whole thing up.
There is no secret... What?
343
00:20:00,152 --> 00:20:02,194
[all] Gotcha!
344
00:20:04,152 --> 00:20:05,902
So this was all a trick?
345
00:20:05,986 --> 00:20:07,194
Of course, it was.
346
00:20:07,277 --> 00:20:10,861
I needed to teach you a lesson
for ruining all my other clubs.
347
00:20:11,861 --> 00:20:14,819
Although, I have to say,
I'm a little disappointed.
348
00:20:14,902 --> 00:20:16,361
You don't even look surprised.
349
00:20:16,444 --> 00:20:18,069
No, I'm surprised.
350
00:20:18,152 --> 00:20:19,819
I just don't look surprised,
351
00:20:19,902 --> 00:20:22,569
because I have no eyebrows!
352
00:20:22,652 --> 00:20:25,277
[laughter]
353
00:20:29,611 --> 00:20:33,194
Okay, I've got to admit,
that was a pretty good prank.
354
00:20:33,277 --> 00:20:34,694
You guys are a hoot.
355
00:20:34,777 --> 00:20:35,819
Except you, owl.
356
00:20:38,902 --> 00:20:42,569
You just seem to make the same tired joke
over and over again.
357
00:20:42,652 --> 00:20:44,319
[owl] Whooo!
358
00:20:45,236 --> 00:20:47,069
Don't quit your night job.
359
00:20:48,486 --> 00:20:50,986
Anyway, you guys definitely got me.
360
00:20:51,069 --> 00:20:53,861
[chuckling]
361
00:20:57,444 --> 00:21:00,236
- That was close!
- I know.
362
00:21:00,319 --> 00:21:02,111
When Mr. Young showed up at our meeting,
363
00:21:02,194 --> 00:21:04,128
I thought the secret of our secret club
would get out!
364
00:21:04,152 --> 00:21:07,027
I think, from now on we shouldn't
put up posters,
365
00:21:07,111 --> 00:21:12,361
or make P.A. announcements,
or wear robes in the hallway.
366
00:21:12,444 --> 00:21:15,486
Speaking of robes,
I say we switch to those fluffy bathrobes.
367
00:21:15,569 --> 00:21:17,527
They just look more comfy.
368
00:21:17,611 --> 00:21:18,861
All in favor, say aye.
369
00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:19,986
[all] Aye.
370
00:21:20,069 --> 00:21:22,277
[owl] Nay!
371
00:21:22,361 --> 00:21:24,944
I like what I have on.
372
00:21:25,861 --> 00:21:27,027
Jerk.
373
00:21:27,111 --> 00:21:28,986
[owl] Whooo!
374
00:21:29,986 --> 00:21:33,944
You know who!
You never vote with the group!
375
00:21:33,994 --> 00:21:38,544
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