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The Athyrium filix-femina,
or "lady fern,"
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is one of many plant species
with natural healing qualities.
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The roots are dried and ground into dust
to help heal wounds.
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I'm not surprised.
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Grinding things into dust
always makes me feel better.
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[bell rings]
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Adam, do you have a minute?
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Echo! Of course, I have a minute.
Or an hour.
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Or an entire lifetime filled with joy
and laughter, and, yes, tears.
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But tears of joyful laughter.
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I was just wondering
what you thought about magic?
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You mean cheesy showmanship
predicated on the lie
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that one can break the laws of physics
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by waving a stick and uttering
nonsensical gibberish?
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Yeah! Magic!
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I love magic.
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Me too!
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I mean, what is science, really,
other than boring magic?
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In that case, I got passes
to this magician's club
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called the Magic Mansion,
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and I was wondering if you wanted
to go with me tonight?
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You? Me?
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Magic Mansion? Tonight?
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Yes. Those are some
of the words I used.
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? Goodbye, summer,
Hello, fall ?
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? We've been trying to get here ?
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? Since we both
Were barely two feet tall ?
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? Who you callin' kid?
Who you callin' kid? ?
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? Who you callin' kid? ?
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? Can call me what you want ?
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? But I won't hear a word ?
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? Where I am here ?
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? Who you callin' kid? ?
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Can you believe it?
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Echo and I are going
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on our first real date. [sighs]
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There's nowhere I'd rather be tonight
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than the Magic Mansion,
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my personal feelings against magic
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and the sweaty charlatans
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who perform it aside.
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Well, I hope you and Echo
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have a great time together.
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Thanks, Derby. That means a lot.
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So, what are you up to tonight?
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Oh, didn't I tell you?
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Echo invited me to go with her
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to the Magic Mansion.
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What?
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I know. It doesn't sound half as exciting
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as your night.
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You're sure Echo invited you
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to the Magic Mansion?
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I've never been more sure about anything.
Echo walked up to me...
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And asked me if I wanted
to go to the Magic Mansion...
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With her tonight.
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[all three] And I said yes.
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Great. Anyone else invited?
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Yeah.
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I don't believe this.
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Is an intimate evening for two
really so much to ask?
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I told you, I already have plans.
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You guys are going
to the Magic Mansion tonight?
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Mr. Tater, you know about that?
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Sure. I heard it through the grapevine.
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Why is there a grapevine in the hallway?
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For hearing through.
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Anyway... I want in.
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I have been trying to get a membership
to the Magic Mansion for years.
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I didn't know you did magic.
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I mean, other than
making women disappear.
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This has nothing to do with magic.
I just collect membership cards.
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The Club Soda Club?
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The Club-membership
Card-Collectors' Club?
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The International Society
of Tater-Haters?
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By the way... your monthly dues are late.
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Anyway, I have a good feeling about
the Magic Mansion tonight.
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Until then... I shall bid you... adieu!
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[poof!]
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[coughing]
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Did I mention I'm not a magician?
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[coughing]
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Welcome to the Magic Mansion.
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I am Gustav the Grand,
master mage of the manor.
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Ooh! That's one of the highest titles
a magician can achieve.
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Yes, way more impressive
than my advanced degrees
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in astrophysics
and molecular biomechanics.
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I know, right?
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I see that you are admiring
Calistico's Cabinet of Curiosities.
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What's curious is,
it looks exactly like a box.
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It is more than "a box."
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It is a portal to another dimension.
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Oh! You must be referring
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to one of the 11 dimensions
of space-time
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outlined in professor Edward Witten's
superstring theory hypothesis.
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Behold! The magic cabinet!
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You, young lady.
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Do you dare step through
the enchanted door?
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Great spirit of Calistico!
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Please guide this lost soul
into the forbidden realm!
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Voil�!
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[gasp]
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Adam! A girl just magically disappeared.
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Why aren't you clapping?
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I was just so stunned to witness
actual magic
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doing what a false door triggered
by a hidden button never could.
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Wow! How'd you do that?
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I've had this quarter stuck
in my ear since I was 7!
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I've gone to countless doctors,
and they said it was hopeless.
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Excuse me, Mr... The grand?
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I was wondering how I could become
a member of the Magic Mansion.
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All initiates must prove their worth
by astounding us
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with an amazing feat of sorcery,
and pay $30.
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Great.
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So to join this magicians' club,
I have to perform a magic trick?
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I'll show you a trick.
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I'm gonna make that nerd magician's
underwear appear.
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Excuse me.
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Don't worry.
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I'll get to the end of this thing.
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Yah!
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[pained] bravo.
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Hey, Echo. I hear there's a guy
pulling a hat out of a rabbit.
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Want to check it out with me?
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Oh, sorry. I already promised Slab I'd go
through the Wizard's Maze with him.
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It should only take two or three hours.
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I'll be right with you.
I just need to... freshen up.
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I can show you where the bathroom is.
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Here you go.
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That's not the bathroom.
That's the magic box.
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Quick! Look over there!
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Wow, there are a lot of interesting things
going on over there.
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Oh. Here's the bathroom.
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Found it myself. A lot of help you were.
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Hey! There's no toilet in here. Oh, well.
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[pants unzipping]
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- Hey, Adam.
- Ah!
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What? I didn't just make Slab disappear
to get him out of the way
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so I could spend more time with Echo.
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And I'm definitely not planning to do that
with everyone else.
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Sorry? I can't hear you!
Some magician put quarters in my ears.
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Okay, you want to see a trick?
Here's a trick.
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I'm still working on "up."
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That's what you wanted to show me?
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Not enough? I can "walk the dog."
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Come on, doggie! Tch, tch, tch, tch!
Fetch the membership card.
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To join the Magic Mansion, you need to do
somethingmagical.
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Hey. So I was thinking
we could go get lost...
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In the Wizard's Maze?
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In the Wizard's Maze,
in each other's eyes... whichever.
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Let's invite everyone.
I bet they all want to come.
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Great idea.
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I'll go round them up.
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So we can all have a great time together.
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Congratulations, ya crazy kids!
Ya beat the record!
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[click!]
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[students grunting]
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[button clicks]
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[telephone rings]
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Hello?
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I'm not at home, but I assume
my refrigerator is running.
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Hey, dummy, did you hear
about the thief
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who stole the calendar?
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How can I hear anything?
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Some loser magician
stuck quarters in my ears.
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That's right... he got 12 months.
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Because, as I mentioned, he...
stole a calendar.
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Ventriloquism is not magic.
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You need to do a magic trick.
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Oh-kay...
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[Tater whispering]
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[like carnival barker]
Pick a card!
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[normal voice] Okay.
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[like barker]
Is it the nine of diamonds?
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[gasps dramatically]
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[normal voice]
How did you do that?
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That was wonderful!
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I'm putting you up for immediate
membership status.
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That's great! You're letting me in!
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Not you. Him.
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Hey, baldy. I'm gonna need 30 bucks.
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Hey, Ivy! Check out this magic pitcher.
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No matter how much you pour it,
nothing comes out.
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I don't believe that for a second.
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See? You'll fall for anything.
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Oh, no. You're all wet.
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Lucky for you, there's a boutique
right over here.
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Ooh! [gasps giddily]
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That is lucky!
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Extremely convenient and unlikely,
but lucky!
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Ooh!
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Look at these darling blouses.
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Why look when you can try them on?
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So? What do you think?
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Um... I think
it makes you look trashy?
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Perfect!
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I mean, not trashy.
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Aww!
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Try that one on.
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[button clicks]
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Gather 'round.
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I will now perform a magic trick
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that will impress even
the most skeptical among you.
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First... I put this magic powder
into this enchanted vessel.
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Then...
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I add a cup...
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of dragon milk!
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Then...
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I take my magic wand...
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and magically...
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mix until smooth.
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Then... the elixir goes into this...
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pan.
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Then we slide it into this... magic box!
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Now we wait 30 magical minutes.
[timer dings]
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[timer dings]
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[under breath] Hoo! Whew!
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And presto!
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Liquid has turned to solid.
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So you baked a cake?
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Uh-uh-uh-uh!
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A magician never reveals his secrets.
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Derby!
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What did you pull me away for?
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I wanted to see if that guy could
get out of that airtight trunk.
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Derby, did you lock a guy
in an airtight trunk?
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So, what did you want to show me?
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This bank vault.
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And it's... [locks clicking]
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wide open!
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Filled with untold riches for the taking.
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Forget it. Mo' money, mo' problems.
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Look, Derby...
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[door creaks open]
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an elevator!
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And it goes to the rooftop nightclub.
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Ooh!
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And it's ladies' night.
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Oh. So I'd still have to pay
the cover charge.
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Look, Derby!
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A cardboard box! Yay!
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[button clicks]
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Adam!
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Did you just make Derby disappear?
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Uh...
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Wait a second.
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Did you make everyone disappear?
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Uh...
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That is so... magical!
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I didn't know you could do magic.
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Oh, sure!
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Been performing magic for years.
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You probably didn't know
because I use a stage name.
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"Adam Cadabra."
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Really? I thought you went to MIT.
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I did! The Magical Institute of Trickery.
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No kidding!
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That's where I went!
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You simply must give us a performance.
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- Oh, I don't know if...
- Please?
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For me?
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I'd be delighted to.
263
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Ladies and gentlemen...
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Adam Cadabra!
265
00:16:13,833 --> 00:16:17,083
I knew him back when he was
a worthless science teacher.
266
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Prepare to be... Adam-azed!
267
00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:28,375
[audience gasps]
268
00:16:28,458 --> 00:16:30,750
I will need a volunteer
from the audience.
269
00:16:30,833 --> 00:16:34,083
How about this young lady
I've never seen before? Echo?
270
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Don't be frightened.
271
00:16:39,375 --> 00:16:40,417
I trust you.
272
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,000
I love you, too.
273
00:16:43,083 --> 00:16:44,792
Get in the box! Bring out the box!
274
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Wrong box. I mean the other box.
275
00:16:50,292 --> 00:16:52,750
The disappearing box with the button.
276
00:16:53,167 --> 00:16:54,917
That old parlor trick?
277
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,417
Nah!
278
00:16:56,500 --> 00:17:00,500
This crowd wants to see this girl
sawed in half!
279
00:17:00,583 --> 00:17:01,625
Yeah!
280
00:17:03,083 --> 00:17:04,625
How exciting!
281
00:17:04,708 --> 00:17:07,417
Every magician saws people in half.
282
00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:12,625
Instead, how about I saw an inch...
off her bangs?
283
00:17:12,708 --> 00:17:15,708
We're not licensed to cut hair.
284
00:17:15,792 --> 00:17:18,708
Just saw her in half already!
285
00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:26,625
All right, then.
Let me just examine the box.
286
00:17:29,750 --> 00:17:32,042
There are no hidden levers
or secret panels
287
00:17:32,125 --> 00:17:34,042
anywhere on this thing!
288
00:17:36,167 --> 00:17:37,625
I'm ready.
289
00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:40,875
You don't want to see this trick!
I know a few others...
290
00:17:40,958 --> 00:17:43,208
Like how to transform
a liquid into a solid.
291
00:17:43,292 --> 00:17:45,458
Impothible!
292
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:50,708
Adam, everybody wants to watch you
saw me in half.
293
00:17:50,792 --> 00:17:52,167
[applause]
294
00:17:54,292 --> 00:17:58,750
Obviously, this isn't a real saw,
so it should pass harmlessly through...
295
00:17:58,833 --> 00:18:03,500
Owie! This is a real saw!
And it's really, really sharp and pointy!
296
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:08,000
Why do you people keep applauding?
This isn't a trick!
297
00:18:08,083 --> 00:18:10,708
I'm about to saw a living,
breathing woman in half.
298
00:18:12,833 --> 00:18:16,125
Okay, I'm ready. Saw away!
299
00:18:22,750 --> 00:18:26,042
Why? Why did I let it get this far?
300
00:18:27,250 --> 00:18:29,000
Why am I still sawing?
301
00:18:35,583 --> 00:18:36,792
[audience] Whoa!
302
00:18:36,875 --> 00:18:38,375
It's over!
303
00:18:38,458 --> 00:18:40,625
Are you happy now? Are you entertained?
304
00:18:42,875 --> 00:18:44,708
What have I done?
305
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:47,667
I never meant for this to happen.
306
00:18:47,750 --> 00:18:49,000
Adam?
307
00:18:49,958 --> 00:18:52,458
I did it? I sawed you in half?
308
00:18:54,042 --> 00:18:55,500
[dramatic soundtrack plays]
309
00:18:55,583 --> 00:18:57,708
[crowd cheering]
310
00:19:04,292 --> 00:19:06,292
Uh, hello?
311
00:19:06,375 --> 00:19:08,833
[crowd cheering]
312
00:19:08,917 --> 00:19:11,500
Aren't you forgetting something?
313
00:19:11,583 --> 00:19:13,292
[cheering continues]
314
00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:19,542
Astounding.
315
00:19:19,625 --> 00:19:22,708
I've never seen anyone
sell the saw routine like that before.
316
00:19:22,792 --> 00:19:25,125
Then you've never seen
Adam Cadabra before.
317
00:19:25,958 --> 00:19:29,792
The fear in your eyes!
The trembling of your lips!
318
00:19:29,875 --> 00:19:32,083
The way you peed a little...
319
00:19:32,833 --> 00:19:34,625
All part of the act.
320
00:19:34,708 --> 00:19:38,375
Please, do us the honor of accepting
a lifetime membership
321
00:19:38,458 --> 00:19:39,667
to the Magic Mansion.
322
00:19:39,750 --> 00:19:41,708
Thank you! What a privilege.
323
00:19:41,792 --> 00:19:44,250
You still have to pay the 30 bucks.
324
00:19:44,333 --> 00:19:45,625
What?
325
00:19:46,292 --> 00:19:47,958
You're letting him in now?
326
00:19:48,042 --> 00:19:50,333
I turned a liquid into a solid,
327
00:19:50,417 --> 00:19:52,917
which I later heard
someone say was "impossible."
328
00:19:54,167 --> 00:19:56,083
Gustav, I'll handle this.
329
00:19:57,583 --> 00:19:59,583
You're welcome to join
our exclusive club.
330
00:20:00,042 --> 00:20:00,958
- I am?
- He is?
331
00:20:01,042 --> 00:20:02,542
Yes!
332
00:20:03,625 --> 00:20:04,708
In fact...
333
00:20:05,542 --> 00:20:08,583
why don't you head over
to our membership department
334
00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:10,042
and fill out the necessary forms?
335
00:20:12,833 --> 00:20:14,292
That's more like it.
336
00:20:21,042 --> 00:20:22,458
[button clicks]
337
00:20:26,042 --> 00:20:29,708
[crowd oohing]
338
00:20:30,542 --> 00:20:32,250
This guy's good.
339
00:20:32,333 --> 00:20:35,792
I should've thought of that years ago.
340
00:20:40,208 --> 00:20:41,667
Hey, Echo!
341
00:20:41,750 --> 00:20:44,875
What do you say you and Adam Cadabra
get together tonight
342
00:20:44,958 --> 00:20:47,333
for a little close-up magic?
343
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,250
No, thanks.
344
00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:51,792
What? Why not?
345
00:20:51,875 --> 00:20:53,458
I thought you love magicians.
346
00:20:53,542 --> 00:20:56,292
I know the truth now! Magic isn't real.
347
00:20:56,375 --> 00:20:58,667
The whole cutting-me-in-half routine
was just a trick.
348
00:20:58,750 --> 00:21:01,000
I folded my legs into a false panel,
349
00:21:01,083 --> 00:21:02,875
and the legs that
the audience saw were fake.
350
00:21:02,958 --> 00:21:04,917
So that was the secret!
351
00:21:06,208 --> 00:21:08,625
I mean... shh!
352
00:21:09,750 --> 00:21:12,833
Magic is so lame.
I can't believe you're into it.
353
00:21:14,667 --> 00:21:16,375
Where is everyone?
354
00:21:16,458 --> 00:21:18,458
Oh, no...
355
00:21:20,375 --> 00:21:23,042
[echoing] We'll be out of
this dark dimension in no time.
356
00:21:23,125 --> 00:21:24,917
Derby's calling for help.
357
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,042
Then why don't you go catch it?
358
00:21:27,125 --> 00:21:28,917
[Derby snickering]
359
00:21:28,967 --> 00:21:33,517
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