All language subtitles for Mr Young s03e05 Hyde.eng

[gasps] What's that?
An ice cream maker?

No. It's a particle collider.
I'm trying to study a black hole.

Why? Is it filled with ice cream?

I don't know what it's filled with.
The nearest one is 1,600 light years away.

Well, there's an ice cream place
on the corner.

You're buying.

I'm trying to use this collider
to create a white hole...

A backdoor to a black hole, connected
by a tunnel through space-time.

I don't know, that could be dangerous.

True. There's a chance I'll create a tear
in the fabric of the universe

and destroy all life as we know it,
but it's very small.

No, I mean it could be dangerous,

because if you don't
take me for ice cream,

I'm gonna punch you in the face.

Whew. Here goes.

[whirring and jingling]

[zapping, roaring]

It worked!

That's starlight from
the other side of the galaxy.

The class is going to be stunned.

I think they already are.

Oh, no.

They must have heard about the ice cream.
I'll go take their orders.

No. Stop! We can't leave this room
under any circumstance.

So, no ice cream?

Not unless you want to cause
a catastrophic ripple in time.

Depends on the ripple.
Raspberry or butterscotch?

? Goodbye, summer, hello, fall ?

? We've been trying to get here ?

? Since we both
Were barely two feet tall ?

? Who you callin' kid?
Who you callin' kid? ?

? Who you callin' kid? ?

? Can call me what you want ?

? But I won't hear a word ?

? Where I am here ?

? Who you callin' kid? ?

That should block out the light,
but what are we going to do?

- Well, what I would do...
- We're not going for ice cream!

[sighs]

The anti-gravity created by the white hole
is making time go faster in this room.

That's weird. Usually, time goes
really slowly in your class.

But outside this room,
everything is normal.

Echo and Slab are moving so slowly
compared to us, that they appear frozen.

Look how fast Adam
and Derby are moving.

[gasps] We could form

an unstoppable team of crime fighters.

Imagine combining their super-speed,

my super-strength,

and your ability to look good

in a skin-tight jumpsuit.

According to my calculations,

for every one minute
that passes out there,

three years will pass in here,

which means that...
you and I could live an entire lifetime,

and to anyone watching,
it would only take...

22 minutes.

22 minutes?

With you?
That's gonna feel like a lifetime.

[door knob turning]

Uh-oh. Looks like echo and Slab
are trying to get in.

If they open that door, they'll be sucked
into this temporal vortex.

I'll shout through the window.

We can't go for ice cream!

Forget it, Derby. Anything you say is just
gonna sound like gibberish.

Oh, no. Is my gibberish accent
coming through?

You know, I spent the first seven years
of my life in Gibberland.

We can hold up this note for them to read.

"Do not enter.

An accident has created a temporal rift
in the science lab

causing time in here
to move incredibly fast."

Oh, my arm!

I've been holding this up
for, like, three months.

I knew Slab was a slow reader, but Echo?

Here's the next note.

This time... why don't you use tape?

Good idea.

Ah, much better.

Oh, no.

Mr. Tater is supposed to be evaluating
Adam's teaching today.

They're evaluating teachers now?

Hope they don't
start evaluating students.

We have to stall him while Adam works
on fixing the problem.

But we don't have
our skin-tight jumpsuits yet.

All I have
are these rudimentary sketches.

Come on! We've got to hurry.

Merry Christmas, Mr. Tater!

Christmas?

What are you doing here?
There's no school today.

Because it's Christmas!

See? And there's Santa!

Merry Chris!

Has anyone seen Mary and Chris?

They were supposed to
hold the door open for me.

But there's no snow on the ground.

I know. It's unseasonably warm.

Even our snowman melted.

Snowball fight!

[splash]

[chuckles] That's fun.

But I'm pretty sure it's not Christmas.

Sure, it is!
Why else would we have gotten you a gift?

It's an atomic desk calendar.
It tells you the exact date and time.

April 13th? I knew it wasn't Christmas.

I thought we were going
to get him tube socks.

It was on sale.

I think I'm getting closer to a solution.

Derby?

It's "Derb" now.

I took a year off to find myself.

I went backpacking around the lab.

I saw all sorts of amazing things.

I climbed to the very top of...

that cabinet.

Breathtaking.

While you've been wasting your 20s
walking around in circles,

I've been working.

Man, you've got to take it easy.
Enjoy life.

Unplug once in a while.

- Derby!
- Derb.

You just wiped out
ten years' worth of work.

You're welcome.

Derby?

Do you have anything I can write with?
I'm almost out of chalk.

Kind of busy here,
soaking up some rays.

This is serious.

You know what's serious?
I'm in the prime of my life.

I'm 32 years old...

Derby, you're 35.

Shh! What's wrong with you?
You want the ladies to hear?

There are no ladies in here
and there never will be.

Then maybe that's the science problem
you should be working on.

What are you doing?

Science.

Solve that, my friend.

Wow. The school is deserted.

I guess a lot of people
celebrate fake Christmas.

I didn't realize it was becoming
such a big holiday.

Anyway...

I'm just going to grab
a quick cup of coffee

before I head to Mr. Young's class.

Don't drink that! It's... On the ground.

You should drink civet coffee,
an Indonesian gourmet blend

made from beans picked out of cat poop.

I read about that
in Things You Can't Afford magazine.

Well, I just glanced at it
at the newsstand.

Things You Can't Afford magazine

is actually one of
the things I can't afford.

Well, you're in luck.
The cafeteria has its own civet now.

Meow.

Now we just wait.

Mm. Delicious.

Civet... You've outdone yourself.

Meow.

Anyway, I'd better stop by my office
and get on with my day.

Wait! What's your hurry?

Have another cup.

Make him another cup.

All right, but it's gonna
take me a few minutes.

Okay...

I think I'm about to finally
have a breakthrough.

You've been saying that for 30 years.

Why don't you settle down
and get married, like me?

She's a model.

Or at least she was,
before we had kids.

Aren't they a couple of fine specimens?

Lucy's the smart one,
but skip's on the high jump team.

They grow up so fast.

Don't you just wish
you could turn back time?

Yes. That's what I'm trying to do.

Well, take a break.

Watch the kids for a while, so the wife
and I can have a little alone time.

Actually, I'm kind of busy.

Go give your Uncle Adam a hug!

Derby! My research is all ruined!

Well, guess what, butterfingers...
So is my romantic evening with the wife.

Three principal's offices?

Barely do any work in the one I have.

[man, ominously] Only one door
leads to your office...

the others lead to certain death.

Who's there?

It is I, the Grim Reaper.

And I, the lesser-known,

but equally interesting Shinigami...

the Japanese death spirit
who guides people to the afterlife.

No one cares about you.

That is culturally insensitive.

I have a rich mythology
rooted in Asian tradition.

Then why don't you have
a Japanese accent?

A little late to make such a good point.

Uh, excuse me, harbingers of death?

Do you happen to know which one
of these doors leads to my office?

Ah, that is a puzzle
you must figure out yourself,

but you may ask three questions.

Okay.

Is door number one my office?

No. You have two
questions remaining.

Is door number two my office?

No. You have...

One!

One question remaining!

Okay...

I wish for more wishes.

These are questions,
they're not wishes.

- Those aren't the same thing?
- No. And that's your final question.

Gah! Now I'll never figure out
if this last door is my office.

[sighs] I can't risk it.
I'd better just head to Mr. Young's class.

[normal voice] Wow.
He is not easy to trick.

[flames roaring]

Okay, this equipment should reverse
the polarity of the particle collider,

creating a new singularity

that causes the white hole
to collapse in on itself.

[horn honks]

Hop in. Let's go for a ride.

Derby? What's that?

Yes, maybe I shouldn't have
blown the kids' college money

on this sweet convertible,
but since you dropped Lucy,

I'm not sure she's meant
for higher education.

Just stop. Get out of the car.

I know how this goes.

You're going to smash your car
into this table

and ruin a decade's worth of work.

I'm not going to ruin anything.
I just want to feel the wind in my hair.

Then use a fan.

Okay.

[crashing]

That worked out for everyone. Thanks.

?

"Science lab this way"?

Thought it was farther down the hall.

But if you can't believe

a hand-painted sign that's still
kind of wet,

what can you believe?

And that is why science.

Mr. Young?

Golly-gee, there, Principal Tater!
I didn't see you.

I was too busy teaching science
to my pupils, for I am a kid-teacher.

Gee-willikers.

I see only one student showed up
because of fake Christmas.

That's right.
I am Slab, the school villain.

Snee-hee-hee-hee-hee!

Well, I'm just going to observe you
teaching, if you don't mind.

Well, gee, that just sounds swell.

Science was invented a million years ago
by Theodore J. Science.

Tell me something I don't know.

I haven't been paying attention,
for I have been occupied,

tying a lady to the railroad tracks.

Snee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!

Well, everything seems in order here.

Oh! Is it fake Hallowe'en already?

What are you talking about?

Everyone is dressed up.

Slab is dressed as Mr. Young.
Echo is dressed as Slab.

But this is the worst Tater costume
I have ever seen.

[gasps] Santa's right!

You're not Mr. Young.

And you're not Slab the school villain.

But you had his laugh down perfect.

Curses! Foiled again.

Yes!

I figured out a way to accelerate
elementary particles

in a trajectory toward
a gravitational singularity.

Adam, you're alive?

That's the first thing
you've said in 10 years.

Of course, I'm alive.

I've never been more alive!

I've got the answer
to our dilemma right here,

where no one can touch it.

You just missed Lucy's wedding.

I did? Aw. Who'd she marry?

That table over there.

- That table?
- Not that table!

That table's a worthless jerk!
This table.

He's solid, stable.

He can support the whole family.

Ah.

You missed the ceremony, but you're
just in time to catch the bouquet.

Well, I was just about
to get us out of here, but...

I suppose I can take five minutes
for my best friend's little girl.

I'll throw the bouquet for you, honey.

[pot shattering]

Hey, look at that!

Your reflexes are just as good
as they always were.

So, where's this plan to get us
out of here that no one can touch?

It's, uh...

uh...

Mr. Tater, no!

Look how fast they're moving.

I never thought you'd have
less hair than Tater.

It's been 60 years!

Echo hasn't changed a bit.

You're not really getting this.

What's going on?
Why do they look like that?

Because... you're dreaming.

I am?

Yeah. I'm not even here.

You're not?

No. I'm...

here.

Whoa. This dream is scary.

Maybe, instead, I can
dream that I'm falling.

Wheeeee... [thud!]

Ow.

Wait a second.

If this is a dream, where's that monster
that's always chasing me?

Hi, Mr. Tater.

Aaaaah! There he is!

Wait a second.

If this is a dream,
where's my porcelain doll, Penelope?

[Dang, falsetto]
I'm right here, honey.

I guess this is a dream.

Now, if you'll excuse me...
I have to go fly a dragon.

Thanks for helping out
with our fake dream, Dang.

Helping out? Fake dream?

"Dang?"

[shrieks]

I got it.

You figured out how
to solve our time problem?

What? No.

Now I know how Dang works.

He's just fast.

Derby, I'm working
and can't afford to be distracted.

Now, cover your eyes
while I study the white hole.

Forget your work.

Let's just open the door
and see what happens.

[Adam] We... can't... do that.

Why not?

What do we have to lose?
Look how old we've gotten.

[whoosh!]

[tape rewinding]

Huh. A mirror. I should've thought of
that.

[Echo] Mr. Tater, no!

Well...

Derby's awake.

You must've improved as a teacher.

C-minus.

Keep up the mediocre work.

Well, I'm going home.

Merry fake Christmas.

So, do you want to go for ice cream?
I feel like we never spend time together.

No! No way! Forget it!

If you don't want ice cream,
I can make coffee.

Let's go for ice cream!

So, a white hole causes
whomever is in this room

to have to spend
their entire lives together?

Yes.

And I hope it does not happen again
to you and me...

accidentally by accident.

Oops.

[whirring and jingling]

That was an accidental accident.

Oh, well. Looks like you and I
are stuck together...

Yah!

Uh, where's my mirror.

This mirror?

I kind of sat on it
accidentally by accident.

Curses! Foiled again.

Big deal. So we'll have
seven years' bad luck.

It feels like the bad luck's lasted
more than seven years.

Oops. I just made more coffee.

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