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Here's your lunch, little guy.
I'll pick you up at 3:00.
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Derby... you have class.
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Thank you. I do consider myself
a distinguished gentleman.
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Whoa! Who's the pretty girl?
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And, more importantly,
who's the pretty girl?
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It's her first day.
I think she's one of my students.
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She's new?
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That means she doesn't
know anything about me.
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I'd better make my move before people
start spreading nasty truths about me.
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Hi. I'm the most popular
person in school,
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and when you hear otherwise,
just know it's less popular people
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lashing out in jealousy.
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Want to go out sometime?
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Go out with you? That sounds great!
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Great, I tell you. Great!
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Really? I'm Derby.
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The name's Pickles. Patsy Pickles.
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"Pickles?"
That reminds me of something.
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Perhaps you've heard of
my father, Preston Pickles.
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"As seen on TV."
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Buttercup.
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Why are you talking to this worthless
piece of garbage?
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Worthless?
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Worthless. I tell you, worthless!
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Now, let's deliver you to class.
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Act now, and I'll waive the shipping
and handling charges.
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That's an opportunity
too good to pass up!
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[gasps] Pickles...
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Now I remember.
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Adam... I forgot to put pickles
on your sandwich!
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? Goodbye, summer, hello, fall ?
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? We've been trying to get here ?
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? Since we both
Were barely two feet tall ?
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? Who you callin' kid?
Who you callin' kid? ?
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? Who you callin' kid? ?
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? Can call me what you want ?
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? But I won't hear a word ?
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? Where I am here ?
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? Who you callin' kid? ?
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I'm thinking the three-tiered wedding cake
with butter-cream frosting.
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And... the chartreuse napkins.
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[sighs]
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Derby, it's a little early
to be planning your wedding.
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Besides, you can't date Patsy.
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Her dad is Preston Pickles.
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Who?
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Are you kidding me?
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You don't remember
what happened?
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"Previously, in Mr. Young's class..."
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Hi. I'm Preston Pickles.
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You may know me from the "shoe iron,"
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the "portable doorbell,"
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and various class-action lawsuits.
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I'm a huge fan of your infomercials.
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With your hair formula
and my marketing genius,
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together, we'll make millions!
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Millions, I tell you. Millions!
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[Derby] Oh... this is bad.
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I needed "Hair Today" to be a big seller!
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I'll be ruined!
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Ruined! [gasps, grunts]
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I was ruined by
that whole "Hair Today" debacle.
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You don't blame me
for any of that, do you?
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You think if I'd held grudges,
I'd have taken a job
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where I have to see you, every day?
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- Probably.
- You couldn't be more wrong!
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Why would anyone want to be this close
to their mortal enemy?
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"Mortal enemy"?
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Figure of speech.
Like "bane of my existence."
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Or "person I'm going to kill!"
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[beep]
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Wow... the school has really good
security footage.
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Preston Pickles hates you.
He tried to kill you.
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But he's given the world so much!
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Like "chair-pants."
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And the "spnife."
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"Spnife"?
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He went the spork one better,
and combined a spoon with a knife.
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People would be
singing his praises today...
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if they hadn't cut off their tongues.
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Derby, you can't date that man's daughter.
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Are you kidding?
She's everything I ever wanted in a girl.
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She said yes when I asked her out!
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Now, if you'll excuse me, Patsy's waiting.
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Huh.
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I wonder why I'm the only one
who signed up for driver's ed.
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Hello, class.
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Ahh... That's why.
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Who's ready to put their life in my hands?
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I have to admit,
I was a little nervous before.
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Now I'm terrified.
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Hello, Mrs. Byrne.
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You here to learn how to drive, baldy?
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No. It's time for
your yearly teacher review.
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Don't worry.
You won't even notice I'm here.
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Of course I won't. I'm a woman.
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I'm so happy we met, Patsy.
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Me, too!
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I am having a fantastic time.
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And if you don't believe me,
listen to this testimonial!
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When I first met Derby, I was skeptical.
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But I'm having a fantastic time.
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But if that's not proof enough,
how about this?
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Wow.
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If only I could remember
this moment forever.
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Well, now you can...
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With this "Patsy and Derby"
commemorative plate!
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And... if you act now, not only will you
receive a second kiss,
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you'll also receive...
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[Preston] Patsy!
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- Daddy!
- Wait! What will I also receive?
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Are you dating Derby?
That makes me sick to my stomach.
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Luckily, I never go anywhere
without the Preston Pickles vomit hat!
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[gags and vomits]
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Patsy, this scoundrel
made my life miserable.
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Miserable, I tell you. Miserable!
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I forbid you to see him.
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You are so unfair!
I am sick of you treating me like a baby.
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Don't use that tone with me, young lady.
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This is the worst day ever!
I hate you.
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I know you don't mean that.
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But I forbid you to see Derby again.
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And if you defy me,
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I will be forced to use
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the Preston Pickles
boyfriend eliminator.
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[mimicking Preston]
I think I should run now.
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Is this safe?
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Shouldn't these seats have seat belts?
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[Tater] Mine does.
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Here are the most important
driving signals.
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This means "turning left."
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This means "turning right."
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And this means,
"You're a dashing fellow.
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What say we pull over
and check out the back seat?"
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[Tater gags and vomits]
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Mrs. Byrne...
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maybe the class would benefit
from some time behind the wheel.
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No! Driving's not necessary.
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This is safer.
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Very few car accidents
up here on the second floor.
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No... Driving's a great idea.
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In fact, I just got a new car.
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Wow. That thing is really old.
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She's standing right there.
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Okay, hop on in.
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You really expect me to drive this thing?
Does it even start?
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Of course! This baby starts in a jiffy.
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First, you put the car in neutral.
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Next, crank the crank 12 times.
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[rattling]
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Then, we'll pour coal
into the coal tank...
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pull the choke...
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wait for the water to boil...
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[steam whistling]
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open the steam valve, and...
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we're ready to burn rubber!
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[engine puttering]
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- Good afternoon, Mr. Young.
- One second.
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I'm just "rockin' out,"
using this device I built
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to carve core samples
out of igneous rock.
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What can I do for you?
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You called me in.
For a parent-teacher conference.
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I should know.
I received the call on my... phone.
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Uh... I didn't call you.
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We did.
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Patsy! I thought I told you to stay away
from that troublemaker.
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Oh, I thought you said
"stubble maker."
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As in the Preston Pickles
stubble maker?
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Just run the stubble maker
over your face and...
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voil�, you need a shave.
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But, no, I said "troublemaker."
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I know you don't like me, sir,
but I have a lot of good qualities,
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as you can see from this.
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[light, lively intro plays]
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Hi, I'm Derby.
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You may remember me
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from defying your wishes
and dating your daughter.
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Well, today, I'm here
to introduce you to something
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that will make you
feel better about all of that...
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The Derby!
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The easy-to-love boyfriend,
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complete with a variety of features
ideal for your daughter.
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[whoosh!]
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He cooks!
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[beep]
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[whoosh!]
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He cleans!
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He even gets along with fathers.
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[laughing convivially]
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We're totally getting along.
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Please, make out with my daughter.
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Okay! I think we've all seen enough.
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I know I have.
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Wow! What an infomercial.
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The Derby is just the thing
for my daughter...
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to never see again.
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Come on, Patsy.
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Let's go.
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[deep voice] Patsy's not here.
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Just this unshaven gentleman.
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[engine puttering]
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The key to being
a good driver is to stay focused
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and keep your eyes on the...
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Helloooo, chappy.
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[bang, hiss]
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What was that?
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[sputtering]
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[engine bangs, stops]
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Oh, no. We're out of coal.
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Someone's going to have to
walk and get us more.
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I'll take care of it.
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Okay. Found a coal mine.
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Told you I'd take care of it.
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[glass shattering]
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Oh, no! My glasses fell off and broke!
I can't drive without them.
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I guess it's up to you, Mr. Tater.
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[whistling nonchalantly]
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You do know how to drive, don't you?
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Of course, I know how to drive.
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What with the... turny-circle
and the...
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"go" foot-button.
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You were just sitting in on the class
trying to learn how to drive!
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You weren't doing
a teacher evaluation!
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Of course not.
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If we evaluated our teachers,
we wouldn't have any left.
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See you later, Patsy cakes.
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Derby? I thought you weren't
allowed to see Patsy anymore.
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Her father had a change of heart.
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He replaced his heart
with the Preston Pickles artificial heart,
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which not only pumps your blood,
it plays digital music files.
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Unrelated to that, he changed his mind
about me dating Patsy.
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Great. Let's have lunch.
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What is that?
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The Preston Pickles laser can-opener.
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It not only opens the can,
it heats the food inside.
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Ah, steaming-hot fruit cocktail.
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That's my igneous rock cutter.
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Don't you see why Preston changed
his mind about you?
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He and Patsy are using you
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to gain access to my lab
and steal my ideas.
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I'm offended you think
Patsy would steal your ideas.
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What kind of despicable
person does that?
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Derby! That can-opener you gave me
is selling like gangbusters.
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Keep those inventions coming,
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and you'll be dating my daughter
for years, years, I tell you.
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Or at least a couple of months.
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Let's face it, you're teenagers.
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[pop music plays]
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You wanted to see us?
250
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I thought we could
celebrate your relationship
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with some delicious, ripe fruit.
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Oh, no!
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I am out of delicious, ripe fruit.
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How many times
has this happened to you?
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00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:04,750
Luckily... I have this...
256
00:13:07,458 --> 00:13:09,208
the juice-fruiter!
257
00:13:09,291 --> 00:13:11,041
It takes ordinary fruit juice
258
00:13:11,125 --> 00:13:14,208
and reconstitutes it
into your favorite fruit.
259
00:13:15,916 --> 00:13:17,458
[whirring and humming]
260
00:13:17,541 --> 00:13:18,708
[ding!]
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[crunches]
262
00:13:26,833 --> 00:13:30,000
Mm. Tastes like the future.
263
00:13:30,083 --> 00:13:31,333
And, as everyone knows,
264
00:13:31,416 --> 00:13:35,250
the future tastes like
a freshly picked apple.
265
00:13:35,333 --> 00:13:37,708
Wow! That is amazing!
266
00:13:37,791 --> 00:13:38,916
Thank you.
267
00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:42,291
Anyway, I have to go do a...
268
00:13:42,375 --> 00:13:44,375
different task.
269
00:13:44,458 --> 00:13:49,166
I will now leave
this incredible invention... unattended.
270
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:58,916
I'm doing it! I'm driving.
I don't know what I was so afraid of.
271
00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,375
[horns honking]
272
00:14:00,458 --> 00:14:05,000
And listen to those honks of good will!
Even the other cars are rooting for you.
273
00:14:05,875 --> 00:14:08,000
[siren wailing]
274
00:14:08,083 --> 00:14:11,041
It's the coppers! Step on the coal.
275
00:14:14,750 --> 00:14:16,708
[emergency brake engages]
276
00:14:16,791 --> 00:14:20,125
I don't have a license!
What am I gonna do?
277
00:14:20,208 --> 00:14:21,375
Don't worry.
278
00:14:21,458 --> 00:14:23,458
I do.
279
00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:28,875
Ma'am, this is a 60 zone
and you were going... two.
280
00:14:29,458 --> 00:14:30,541
License, please.
281
00:14:30,625 --> 00:14:34,250
Here you go, you young whippersnapper.
282
00:14:35,916 --> 00:14:37,500
Wait a second.
283
00:14:37,583 --> 00:14:40,375
If this is you... who's that?
284
00:14:42,583 --> 00:14:45,041
[bass voice]
My name is Principal Tater,
285
00:14:45,958 --> 00:14:48,875
as you can see
from my scooter license.
286
00:14:52,083 --> 00:14:53,541
And my name's Echo.
287
00:14:53,625 --> 00:14:56,166
I'm a teenage girl.
288
00:14:56,250 --> 00:14:58,291
Tee-hee-hee.
289
00:15:00,625 --> 00:15:04,041
Whatever. You don't need I.D.
to sit in the back.
290
00:15:05,250 --> 00:15:08,583
Well, everything seems
perfectly normal here.
291
00:15:10,125 --> 00:15:13,208
That's right, perfectly normal.
292
00:15:13,291 --> 00:15:15,333
Tee... hee... hee.
293
00:15:18,916 --> 00:15:23,041
Ha. Just as I suspected!
My juice-fruiter was stolen.
294
00:15:23,125 --> 00:15:25,041
Yeah, well, Patsy was nowhere
near this room.
295
00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:27,041
She has an airtight alibi.
296
00:15:27,125 --> 00:15:29,916
Thanks to the Preston Pickles
airtight-alibi sealer.
297
00:15:31,333 --> 00:15:34,500
We'll have our answer once we check
the security footage.
298
00:15:34,583 --> 00:15:38,458
The security footage. Right.
299
00:15:38,541 --> 00:15:43,666
Let's find out what happened...
Earlier today, in Mr. Young's class...
300
00:15:50,291 --> 00:15:52,142
Now I can give this invention to
Preston Pickles,
301
00:15:52,166 --> 00:15:53,541
so he can pass it off as his own,
302
00:15:53,625 --> 00:15:55,791
and he'll keep letting me
date his daughter.
303
00:16:00,791 --> 00:16:03,625
While I continue to be impressed
by the production values
304
00:16:03,708 --> 00:16:05,000
of our security footage,
305
00:16:05,916 --> 00:16:09,500
I can't help but notice that that clip
was mostly clunky exposition.
306
00:16:10,291 --> 00:16:12,000
I mean, why would I just
stand there saying
307
00:16:12,083 --> 00:16:13,791
what I already know to no one?
308
00:16:14,583 --> 00:16:19,125
I can't believe you double-crossed me.
Usually, you triple-cross me.
309
00:16:20,125 --> 00:16:21,416
I'm sorry.
310
00:16:21,500 --> 00:16:23,583
A girl liking you
makes you do crazy things.
311
00:16:23,666 --> 00:16:26,708
You know that... from watching it happen
to other people.
312
00:16:27,916 --> 00:16:30,416
Well, guess what, buddy?
It was a set-up.
313
00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:32,226
I booby-trapped
that juice-fruiter to blow up
314
00:16:32,250 --> 00:16:34,000
the next time it's turned on.
315
00:16:34,083 --> 00:16:36,541
Oh, no. Preston's planning
on unveiling it tonight
316
00:16:36,625 --> 00:16:39,041
when he hosts the "As Seen on TV"
infomercial awards.
317
00:16:39,125 --> 00:16:42,708
If it blows up in his face,
this whole scheme blows up in my face.
318
00:16:43,166 --> 00:16:45,666
He'll never let Patsy near me again.
319
00:16:45,750 --> 00:16:48,750
Derby...
you really like this girl, don't you?
320
00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:51,458
Are you kidding?
Let's review the footage.
321
00:16:51,541 --> 00:16:54,250
No need. We can still fix this.
322
00:16:54,333 --> 00:16:57,541
We just need to get to the show
and steal back the juice-fruiter.
323
00:16:57,625 --> 00:17:01,416
[Preston] It's time for the 25th annual
"As Seen on TV" awards.
324
00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:02,541
Please welcome your host,
325
00:17:02,625 --> 00:17:05,791
and a close, personal
friend of mine, Preston Pickles!
326
00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:12,583
Thank you. Thank you.
I see we have a full house tonight!
327
00:17:12,666 --> 00:17:14,750
[sighs] Where are
the chair-pants-fillers?
328
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:25,875
Now, I know you're all waiting
for me to unveil my latest product...
329
00:17:25,958 --> 00:17:29,291
but first, the award for "best product
you never knew you needed."
330
00:17:29,375 --> 00:17:30,416
And the nominees are...
331
00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:33,041
Okay, we just need to blend in.
332
00:17:33,125 --> 00:17:35,791
- [Preston] The short pants longinator!
- [applause]
333
00:17:35,875 --> 00:17:39,666
Hi! We're here for
the "As Seen on TV" awards.
334
00:17:39,750 --> 00:17:41,875
Here are our tickets, safely locked away
335
00:17:41,958 --> 00:17:44,833
in the patent-pending
impenetrable ticket safe.
336
00:17:49,750 --> 00:17:51,375
And the winner is...
337
00:17:55,125 --> 00:17:57,375
[electronic whirring]
338
00:17:57,458 --> 00:17:58,791
[ding!]
339
00:18:02,083 --> 00:18:03,666
Preston Pickles!
340
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:06,250
For the Preston Pickles
stubble maker!
341
00:18:06,333 --> 00:18:08,041
[applause]
342
00:18:08,125 --> 00:18:10,125
[engine puttering]
343
00:18:11,708 --> 00:18:12,750
[engages brakes]
344
00:18:12,958 --> 00:18:16,458
I did it!
I overcame my fear of driving a car.
345
00:18:16,541 --> 00:18:20,375
And I overcame my fear
of being a bald loser.
346
00:18:20,958 --> 00:18:22,625
And I overcame my fear of...
347
00:18:23,958 --> 00:18:25,625
Aw...
348
00:18:26,458 --> 00:18:29,208
Well, you passed your driver's ed.
349
00:18:30,083 --> 00:18:35,166
Now it's time for me to track down
that chappy with the hot chassis.
350
00:18:39,208 --> 00:18:42,541
Mrs. Byrne had spare glasses
this entire time?
351
00:18:44,125 --> 00:18:49,291
Oh! This was all just a brilliant ploy
to help me overcome my fear of driving.
352
00:18:49,375 --> 00:18:53,333
If I were really evaluating,
I'd give her high marks for that.
353
00:18:53,416 --> 00:18:57,833
But I'm not, so her file will continue
to describe her as dangerously inept.
354
00:19:02,291 --> 00:19:04,458
Preston hasn't unveiled
the juice-fruiter yet.
355
00:19:04,541 --> 00:19:07,625
All we have to do is get on stage
and grab it first.
356
00:19:07,708 --> 00:19:09,208
But how are we going to do that?
357
00:19:09,291 --> 00:19:10,375
And the winner
358
00:19:10,458 --> 00:19:13,791
of "best product made better
by adding an alarm clock" is...
359
00:19:13,875 --> 00:19:15,791
Wally Wonders!
360
00:19:16,666 --> 00:19:18,291
You stall Wally Wonders.
361
00:19:18,375 --> 00:19:21,416
I'll go up on stage, pretending to be him
and grab the juice-fruiter.
362
00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:22,791
Got it.
363
00:19:25,625 --> 00:19:27,291
Congratulations, Wally.
364
00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:30,166
Please enjoy a spnifeful
of winner's soup.
365
00:19:30,958 --> 00:19:34,541
- Thank you!
- [man screams]
366
00:19:34,625 --> 00:19:39,000
I can't believe I, the real Wally Wonders,
won this award
367
00:19:39,083 --> 00:19:41,333
for that amazing thing
with the alarm clock in it.
368
00:19:41,416 --> 00:19:44,166
Anyway, best be going.
369
00:19:47,416 --> 00:19:50,083
Wait a second!
I know what's going on here!
370
00:19:50,166 --> 00:19:52,166
You're the real Wally Wonders
371
00:19:52,250 --> 00:19:54,375
and you're trying
to steal my juice-fruiter.
372
00:19:56,375 --> 00:19:58,083
Wait one more second!
373
00:19:58,166 --> 00:20:00,208
Now I know what's
really going on here.
374
00:20:00,291 --> 00:20:02,625
- [device whirring]
- Don't touch that! It's rigged to...
375
00:20:05,708 --> 00:20:08,166
[crowd groans]
376
00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:11,583
Wow, that was cool, hey, pops?
377
00:20:12,958 --> 00:20:15,166
Anyway, Patsy and I have plans,
so don't wait up.
378
00:20:16,333 --> 00:20:19,208
Are you joking?
You embarrassed me in front of my peers.
379
00:20:19,291 --> 00:20:21,833
From this moment on, you're forbidden
to date my daughter.
380
00:20:21,916 --> 00:20:24,875
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Maybe we should let Patsy decide.
381
00:20:24,958 --> 00:20:27,750
I can't believe you tried to ruin
my father.
382
00:20:27,833 --> 00:20:30,958
From this moment on,
we're through.
383
00:20:31,041 --> 00:20:32,791
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
384
00:20:32,875 --> 00:20:35,083
Maybe we should let Adam decide.
385
00:20:49,041 --> 00:20:51,125
Mm. Ow!
386
00:20:54,833 --> 00:20:56,541
Mm... Ow!
387
00:20:57,583 --> 00:20:58,708
Derby...
388
00:20:59,916 --> 00:21:02,125
You're not still depressed
about Patsy, are you?
389
00:21:02,208 --> 00:21:06,416
I can't believe I lost my true love.
I'll never be happy again.
390
00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:10,000
Well, I have something
that might cheer you up.
391
00:21:10,083 --> 00:21:12,083
This package arrived
for you earlier today.
392
00:21:12,166 --> 00:21:14,458
Yay! It's here.
393
00:21:15,666 --> 00:21:16,916
I'm so happy!
394
00:21:21,208 --> 00:21:23,958
You're the best friend
a guy could ever have.
395
00:21:24,041 --> 00:21:26,791
Hey, thanks.
You're my best friend, too.
396
00:21:26,875 --> 00:21:28,958
Actually, I was talking to my Derby.
397
00:21:29,008 --> 00:21:33,558
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