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[bell rings]

- See you tomorrow, Derby. - Yup. See you tomorrow.

What's the tent for?

You assigned homework. I don't have to do it if I don't go home.

I choose not to do it.

I just like camping.

Hey, Adam!

Shiny.

I have an extra ticket to the sci-fi convention

and I figured you'd at least like the "sci" part,

so do you want to go with me?

Bah-buh-duh-nom-nah-go.

Fine. You're not interested.

You don't have to make fun of me in a fake alien language.

[gasps] Nuh-muh, duh-ju-buh-dah!

Oh! So now you're making fun of me in a real alien language?

Well, nuh-muh-duh-buh- dah-buh-bah yourself!

What just happened?

I think Echo just asked me out.

[gasps]

The end of the world must be upon us!

We'll need to build a spaceship,

a floating city in search of a new home for humanity.

We won't be able to save everyone.

Just the best and the brightest earth has to offer.

Obviously, I should go.

I guess you can come, because you speak an alien language.

We'll need women. Lots and lots of women.

You don't understand.

Echo asked me out. And I blew it! I didn't say yes!

Take it easy, it's not the end of the world.

It just happens to coincide with the end of the world.

By the way, I've been thinking.

I'm going to need your seat for another woman.

? Goodbye, summer, hello, fall ?

? We've been trying to get here ?

? Since we both Were barely two feet tall ?

? Who you callin' kid? Who you callin' kid? ?

? Who you callin' kid? ?

? Can call me what you want ?

? But I won't hear a word ?

? Where I am here ?

? Who you callin' kid? ?

Hi, everyone!

Why, yes, this is a new top.

Please... Stop it.

I hate being the center of attention.

What are you doing?

You know I love hating

being the center of attention!

Madison! Why are you wearing that top?

That's what I'm wearing.

Oh, I didn't notice.

No one noticed because you ruined it

by wearing it

under a much less-pretty face.

Hey, Adam, do you have

any spaceship fuel?

And also a spaceship?

Do you mind? I have problems of my own.

It's that Derby kid, huh?

Someone should really do something about him.

No, the Echo thing.

She practically asked me on a date, and I chickened out.

Chickens are pretty brave. You Adam-ed out.

Which is why I've invented something to make myself more manly.

It's all about the fight-or-flight response.

Our bodies react to any stressful situation

with an autonomic release of hormones

that make us either face things bravely or...

Panic like a frightened little girl?

Exactly.

So, I figured, by creating a potion that adjusts my hormonal balance,

I can make myself more courageous in potentially romantic situations.

Let's give it a shot.

Do you feel any different?

Do I feel any different? [gasp]

Are you saying I look fat in these pants?

Uh, okay, I think your hormones may be a little unbalanced.

[tearfully] How could you say that to me?

I just can't seem to do anything right! I've just got so much going on right now!

I'm just going to go.

Sure. Run away.

Whenever I want to talk, you always shut down.

Mr. Tater! I need to complain about a student!

Why bother?

I complain about students all the time, but nothing happens.

Why are you wearing that top?

I saw Madison wearing it, so I went out and bought one, too!

I was wearing it first.

You and Madison share clothes?

Can I get in on that?

All right, I think I got the mix right this time.

Now if I'm in a romantic situation, I should be bursting with confidence.

- I'm off to find Echo. - Good idea.

Wait a minute.

You think this is a good idea?

Maybe I should test it first.

I'm on it.

[sultry voice] Hey there, big boy.

Derby? What are you doing?

Ooh! Do you feel the breeze from the subway?

Isn't it delicious?

[giggles] Whoo!

Get out of here.

[as Derby] Ooh, very manly. Looks like someone's potion's working.

It's not working!

Well, I don't know if it's working.

It only kicks in if I'm in a romantic situation.

[feminine] Well, then... you'll just have to take me dancing.

There's Echo.

[seductively] Forget Echo. She's just a child.

I'm going to go talk to her.

I feeling a burst of confidence coming on.

[knuckles cracking]

[muscles ripping]

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This dress always brings out the beast in men.

[thud]

[as self] Wow, Adam. I've never seen so many muscles.

[deep voice] Derby, stop flattering me!

I'm not taking you dancing!

You don't understand. Look.

Ah! I'm a monster!

And I have spinach in my teeth?

Oh, no! Echo can't see me like this.

There you go. I'll get Echo for you.

Oh. She's gone.

- [ripping] - It's just as well. You're hideous.

Derby, I've changed back to normal.

I know.

It must be the potion.

Rather than simply triggering

emotional strength in an amorous situation,

it's manifested itself in a primal physical form!

Huh?

Echo look cute...

Adam become monster.

Ohh!

Adam don't want muscles, Adam don't drink potion.

Huh?

If you don't wish to trigger the transformative properties of the elixir,

simply refrain from orally ingesting the concoction.

Ohh!

But it's too late!

It's going to be a week before it's out of my system.

Until then, I'm going to have to avoid anything

that might trigger the beast.

No problem. Just stay away from Echo, and don't think about how pretty she is.

[whoosh]

Or the way her soft, bouncy hair frames her perfect face.

[ripping]

So, Mr. Tater... What do you think?

Rice pudding should not be called "pudding."

I meant about my outfit.

I went all the way across town to this secret boutique.

It's so secret,

it's changed locations twice during this conversation.

I feel like I've seen that outfit somewhere before.

Hello, everyone.

Madison!

Have you seen this outfit before?

Where did you get that?

I bought it from this boutique that just moved into the neighborhood.

I'd like to return these pants.

Hello, class. Today we're going to learn about the solar system.

Ahem.

Sorry.

Today, I'm going to teach you about the solar system.

- Some of you will sleep through it. - Thank you.

I'm excited for your lesson, Mr. Young.

Perfect. You be the sun.

If you want me to be Saturn, you better put a ring on it.

[Echo] Hey!

Okay, everyone, gather around.

[Echo] I can't see. There's no cutout for my face.

No one needs to see your face! I mean... The sun doesn't have a face.

It does in every picture I've ever drawn.

Aside from planets, moons, comets, and asteroids...

[Echo, hitting desk] Ow! I can't see!

Maybe you need "sun-glasses." Thank you. Good night!

[snoring]

I'd like to help you, Echo,

but it's dangerous to get too close to the sun.

Even though it's radiant...

beckoning... and so incredibly hot... [whoosh]

Change of plans! I'm going to be the sun.

[Adam] Ahh... Uh-oh. Smells like pretty...

[muscles ripping]

What happened to your feet?

What are you talkin' about? They've always looked like this.

[Adam, deep voice] Oh, look. The sun's moving across the sky.

Now it's setting.

Now it's going through the door and running away.

[Adam growls]

Aaaaaah! Monster!

Mr. Young!

Aren't you going to help me with that monster?

Love your outfit!

You've got to be kidding me!

No, I really love it.

[Ivy] Let's see you keep up with this.

Love that outfit, too!

Arrrrgh!

Mr. Tater! Did you see that?

Madison dressed like me again!

Ivy, I'm sure it's just a coincidence.

People don't follow other people around and dress like them.

Where'd you get that sweater vest? That's my look!

[Adam, deep voice] And that's why science doesn't believe in ghosts.

That's very interesting.

But how does it answer my question about the female reproductive system?

[bell rings]

- [Adam] Echo's gone, right? - Yeah.

Adam? That was you?

Great costume!

Costume! That's it!

Tomorrow is the last day of the sci-fi convention.

I can invite Echo to go with me.

There'll be all kinds of creature costumes.

And I'll be in "costume," too.

Are you going as the ghost or the sun?

Hi, Echo. Would you like to go to the sci-fi convention with me?

Please answer in the least-sultry voice possible.

[deep voice] The sci-fi convention?

Too sultry!

I'm never going back to that stupid convention.

I paid $20 to get my photo taken with E.T.

I'm pretty sure it was just a little person in a burlap sack.

Anyway, I already made other plans, but you can join me.

Uh... What exactly would we be doing?

Hot yoga!

Hot?

You put on a tight, form-fitting outfit, and go into a hot, steamy room.

As you stretch and contort,

sweat drips down every part of your body.

Could you excuse me for a minute?

[Adam, deep voice] Hot yoga sounds great!

See ya then!

Hot yoga with Echo?

Did your brain get smaller when the rest of you got bigger?

I can't turn Echo down a second time.

If I do, she'll never go out with me.

But... watching Echo in a tight, form-fitting outfit

in a hot, steamy room, stretching and contorting,

as sweat drips down every part of her body?

Could you excuse me for a minute?

What did you do to my locker, nerd monster?

Gah!

[Derby moaning]

[Adam] Don't hurt me!

Why would I hurt you, Mr. Young?

But if you see that monster

wearing the same tattered pants you're wearing,

please tell him I am irked.

Derby, did you hear that?

Yeah... "irked."

Slab is really making use of that word-a-day calendar

I got him for Bullies' Day.

Why do we even celebrate that made-up holiday?

I like real holidays, like buy-a-greeting-card day.

You're missing the point!

Slab is so terrifying when he's angry, that he triggers a flight response in me.

It made me turn back into myself.

I just have to invite him along to hot yoga.

So you're going to watch slab in a tight, form-fitting outfit

in a hot, steamy room, stretching and contorting,

as sweat drips down every part of his body?

Could you excuse me for a minute?

[Derby gags and retches]

Hello, fashion fans.

Wow. That dress is...

Cheesy?

I was going to say "ugly."

Thank you.

I'm only wearing this

to prove that Madison will wear whatever I wear,

no matter how cheesy.

Or tomato-saucy.

[Madison] Hi, Ivy!

Madison, I love your outfit.

Wait a second!

I love your outfit!

Thank you.

Why aren't you dressed like this?

Because I'm lactose intolerant.

And it's ugly.

[chuckles]

[laughter]

Don't laugh at me.

Laugh with me. At Madison!

I'm making a joke out of her!

Maybe the problem is your... delivery.

Thanks for inviting me to yoga class.

I was so bored, I was actually going to do homework.

Hey, Adam! I saved you the mat right behind me.

Oh, perfect.

You two are going to love yoga.

It's been around for more than 5,000 years.

Hello, class.

So has our instructor.

Okay, let's begin with "half-moon" pose.

Can I skip right to "full-moon pose?"

[all] No!

And then the "chair pose."

Uh-oh. [whoosh]

Hey! Watch your hands.

[Mrs. Byrne] And now into "rabbit pose."

[growls]

Well, I did say "watch your hands."

Hey! Cut it out!

And now into "pretzel pose."

I can't quite get it.

Adam, would you help me? Just grab my leg.

Uh...

[low growling]

That's it! You leave me no choice...

but to bid you good day, sir.

Namaste.

[growls] Uh-oh.

[clothes ripping]

[students shrieking]

Aaaaaaah!

Help!

Monster!

Pitchforks! Get yer pitchforks here!

Flaming torches, 3 for $10!

Can't form an angry mob without 'em.

[clothes rip]

Adam! Do you have $10?

We don't need an angry mob!

I'm going to go in there,

and show that monster what I'm made of.

Jelly muscles and frail bones?

I got this.

Just watch me.

From somewhere you can't see me.

[loudly] All right, monster.

Looks like it's just you and me.

Two completely different people.

Roar!

"Roar" yourself.

I'm gonna snap your bones! Roar!

Huh.

Your bones aren't nearly as frail as advertised.

Don't you forget it, monster!

And anyone else who might be listening!

Take this! Kapow!

Oh! No! Adam!

You're so strong!

You pack a surprisingly powerful punch.

That's right! Run away!

Out the window.

And don't leave any evidence that you were ever actually here.

Don't hurt me. I'm runnin' away!

Stomp, stomp, stomp!

Adam, you did it!

Yes. I got rid of him.

And any evidence that he was ever actually here.

Anything?

Nope.

It's definitely worn off.

Not so fast...

I am never using this stuff again.

And not just because I'm down to my last pair of pants.

I sweat so much in that yoga class yesterday,

that I can't stop hydrating.

- Oh, can I have this water? - Oh! Wait!

Do you feel any... different?

Yeah. I feel refreshed.

Thanks!

You're welcome.

But next time you're thirsty, let me get you a bottle of water.

I have one in my bag.

[clothes ripping]

[deep voice] What?

Uggggh!

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