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[bell rings]
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- See you tomorrow, Derby.
- Yup. See you tomorrow.
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What's the tent for?
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You assigned homework.
I don't have to do it if I don't go home.
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I choose not to do it.
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I just like camping.
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Hey, Adam!
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Shiny.
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I have an extra ticket
to the sci-fi convention
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and I figured you'd at least
like the "sci" part,
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so do you want to go with me?
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Bah-buh-duh-nom-nah-go.
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Fine. You're not interested.
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You don't have to make fun of me
in a fake alien language.
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[gasps] Nuh-muh, duh-ju-buh-dah!
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Oh! So now you're making fun of me
in a real alien language?
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Well, nuh-muh-duh-buh-
dah-buh-bah yourself!
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What just happened?
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I think Echo just asked me out.
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[gasps]
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The end of the world must be upon us!
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We'll need to build a spaceship,
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a floating city in search
of a new home for humanity.
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We won't be able to save everyone.
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Just the best and the brightest
earth has to offer.
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Obviously, I should go.
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I guess you can come,
because you speak an alien language.
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We'll need women.
Lots and lots of women.
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You don't understand.
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Echo asked me out.
And I blew it! I didn't say yes!
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Take it easy, it's not
the end of the world.
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It just happens to coincide
with the end of the world.
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By the way, I've been thinking.
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I'm going to need your seat
for another woman.
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? Goodbye, summer, hello, fall ?
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? We've been trying to get here ?
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? Since we both
Were barely two feet tall ?
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? Who you callin' kid?
Who you callin' kid? ?
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? Who you callin' kid? ?
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? Can call me what you want ?
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? But I won't hear a word ?
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? Where I am here ?
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? Who you callin' kid? ?
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Hi, everyone!
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Why, yes, this is a new top.
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Please... Stop it.
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I hate being the center of attention.
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What are you doing?
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You know I love hating
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being the center of attention!
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Madison! Why are you wearing that top?
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That's what I'm wearing.
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Oh, I didn't notice.
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No one noticed because you ruined it
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by wearing it
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under a much less-pretty face.
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Hey, Adam, do you have
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any spaceship fuel?
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And also a spaceship?
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Do you mind? I have problems of my own.
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It's that Derby kid, huh?
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Someone should really
do something about him.
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No, the Echo thing.
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She practically asked me on a date,
and I chickened out.
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Chickens are pretty brave.
You Adam-ed out.
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Which is why I've invented something
to make myself more manly.
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It's all about
the fight-or-flight response.
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Our bodies react
to any stressful situation
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with an autonomic release of hormones
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that make us either face things
bravely or...
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Panic like a frightened little girl?
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Exactly.
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So, I figured, by creating a potion
that adjusts my hormonal balance,
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I can make myself more courageous
in potentially romantic situations.
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Let's give it a shot.
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Do you feel any different?
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Do I feel any different? [gasp]
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Are you saying I look fat in these pants?
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Uh, okay, I think your hormones may be
a little unbalanced.
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[tearfully] How could
you say that to me?
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I just can't seem to do anything right!
I've just got so much going on right now!
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I'm just going to go.
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Sure. Run away.
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Whenever I want to talk,
you always shut down.
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Mr. Tater! I need to complain
about a student!
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Why bother?
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I complain about students
all the time, but nothing happens.
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Why are you wearing that top?
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I saw Madison wearing it,
so I went out and bought one, too!
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I was wearing it first.
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You and Madison share clothes?
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Can I get in on that?
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All right, I think
I got the mix right this time.
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Now if I'm in a romantic situation,
I should be bursting with confidence.
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- I'm off to find Echo.
- Good idea.
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Wait a minute.
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You think this is a good idea?
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Maybe I should test it first.
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I'm on it.
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[sultry voice]
Hey there, big boy.
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Derby? What are you doing?
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Ooh! Do you feel the breeze from
the subway?
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Isn't it delicious?
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[giggles] Whoo!
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Get out of here.
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[as Derby] Ooh, very manly.
Looks like someone's potion's working.
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It's not working!
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Well, I don't know if it's working.
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It only kicks in if
I'm in a romantic situation.
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[feminine] Well, then...
you'll just have to take me dancing.
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There's Echo.
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[seductively]
Forget Echo. She's just a child.
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I'm going to go talk to her.
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I feeling
a burst of confidence coming on.
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[knuckles cracking]
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[muscles ripping]
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This dress always
brings out the beast in men.
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[thud]
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[as self] Wow, Adam.
I've never seen so many muscles.
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[deep voice]
Derby, stop flattering me!
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I'm not taking you dancing!
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You don't understand. Look.
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Ah! I'm a monster!
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And I have spinach in my teeth?
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Oh, no! Echo can't see me like this.
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There you go. I'll get Echo for you.
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Oh. She's gone.
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- [ripping]
- It's just as well. You're hideous.
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Derby, I've changed back to normal.
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I know.
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It must be the potion.
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Rather than simply triggering
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emotional strength
in an amorous situation,
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it's manifested itself
in a primal physical form!
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Huh?
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Echo look cute...
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Adam become monster.
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Ohh!
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Adam don't want muscles,
Adam don't drink potion.
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Huh?
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If you don't wish to trigger the
transformative properties of the elixir,
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simply refrain from orally
ingesting the concoction.
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Ohh!
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But it's too late!
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It's going to be a week
before it's out of my system.
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Until then, I'm going to
have to avoid anything
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that might trigger the beast.
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No problem. Just stay away from Echo,
and don't think about how pretty she is.
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[whoosh]
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Or the way her soft, bouncy hair
frames her perfect face.
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[ripping]
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So, Mr. Tater... What do you think?
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Rice pudding should not
be called "pudding."
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I meant about my outfit.
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I went all the way across town
to this secret boutique.
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It's so secret,
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it's changed locations twice
during this conversation.
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I feel like I've seen that outfit
somewhere before.
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Hello, everyone.
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Madison!
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Have you seen this outfit before?
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Where did you get that?
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I bought it from this boutique
that just moved into the neighborhood.
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I'd like to return these pants.
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Hello, class. Today we're going to learn
about the solar system.
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Ahem.
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Sorry.
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Today, I'm going to teach you
about the solar system.
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- Some of you will sleep through it.
- Thank you.
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I'm excited for your lesson, Mr. Young.
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Perfect. You be the sun.
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If you want me to be Saturn,
you better put a ring on it.
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[Echo] Hey!
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Okay, everyone, gather around.
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[Echo] I can't see.
There's no cutout for my face.
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No one needs to see your face!
I mean... The sun doesn't have a face.
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It does in every picture I've ever drawn.
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Aside from planets, moons,
comets, and asteroids...
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[Echo, hitting desk] Ow! I can't see!
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Maybe you need "sun-glasses."
Thank you. Good night!
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[snoring]
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I'd like to help you, Echo,
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but it's dangerous
to get too close to the sun.
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Even though it's radiant...
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beckoning...
and so incredibly hot... [whoosh]
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Change of plans! I'm going to be the sun.
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[Adam] Ahh...
Uh-oh. Smells like pretty...
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[muscles ripping]
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What happened to your feet?
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What are you talkin' about?
They've always looked like this.
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[Adam, deep voice] Oh, look.
The sun's moving across the sky.
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Now it's setting.
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Now it's going through the door
and running away.
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[Adam growls]
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Aaaaaah! Monster!
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Mr. Young!
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Aren't you going to help me
with that monster?
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Love your outfit!
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You've got to be kidding me!
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No, I really love it.
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[Ivy] Let's see you keep up with this.
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Love that outfit, too!
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Arrrrgh!
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Mr. Tater! Did you see that?
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Madison dressed like me again!
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Ivy, I'm sure it's just a coincidence.
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People don't follow other people around
and dress like them.
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Where'd you get that sweater vest?
That's my look!
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[Adam, deep voice] And that's why
science doesn't believe in ghosts.
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That's very interesting.
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But how does it answer my question
about the female reproductive system?
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[bell rings]
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- [Adam] Echo's gone, right?
- Yeah.
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Adam? That was you?
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Great costume!
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Costume! That's it!
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Tomorrow is the last day
of the sci-fi convention.
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I can invite Echo to go with me.
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There'll be all kinds
of creature costumes.
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And I'll be in "costume," too.
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Are you going as the ghost or the sun?
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Hi, Echo. Would you like to go
to the sci-fi convention with me?
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Please answer in
the least-sultry voice possible.
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[deep voice] The sci-fi convention?
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Too sultry!
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I'm never going back
to that stupid convention.
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I paid $20 to get
my photo taken with E.T.
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I'm pretty sure it was just
a little person in a burlap sack.
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Anyway, I already made other plans,
but you can join me.
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Uh... What exactly would we be doing?
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Hot yoga!
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Hot?
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You put on a tight, form-fitting outfit,
and go into a hot, steamy room.
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As you stretch and contort,
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sweat drips down
every part of your body.
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Could you excuse me for a minute?
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[Adam, deep voice]
Hot yoga sounds great!
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See ya then!
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Hot yoga with Echo?
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Did your brain get smaller
when the rest of you got bigger?
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I can't turn Echo down a second time.
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If I do, she'll never go out with me.
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But... watching Echo
in a tight, form-fitting outfit
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in a hot, steamy room,
stretching and contorting,
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as sweat drips down
every part of her body?
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Could you excuse me for a minute?
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What did you do to my locker,
nerd monster?
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Gah!
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[Derby moaning]
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[Adam] Don't hurt me!
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Why would I hurt you, Mr. Young?
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But if you see that monster
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wearing the same tattered
pants you're wearing,
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please tell him I am irked.
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Derby, did you hear that?
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Yeah... "irked."
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Slab is really making use
of that word-a-day calendar
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I got him for Bullies' Day.
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Why do we even celebrate
that made-up holiday?
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I like real holidays,
like buy-a-greeting-card day.
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You're missing the point!
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00:15:12,747 --> 00:15:16,413
Slab is so terrifying when he's angry,
that he triggers a flight response in me.
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It made me turn back into myself.
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I just have to invite him
along to hot yoga.
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So you're going to watch slab
in a tight, form-fitting outfit
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in a hot, steamy room,
stretching and contorting,
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as sweat drips down
every part of his body?
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Could you excuse me for a minute?
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[Derby gags and retches]
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Hello, fashion fans.
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Wow. That dress is...
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Cheesy?
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I was going to say "ugly."
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Thank you.
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I'm only wearing this
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to prove that Madison
will wear whatever I wear,
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no matter how cheesy.
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Or tomato-saucy.
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[Madison] Hi, Ivy!
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Madison, I love your outfit.
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Wait a second!
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I love your outfit!
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Thank you.
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Why aren't you dressed like this?
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Because I'm lactose intolerant.
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And it's ugly.
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[chuckles]
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[laughter]
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Don't laugh at me.
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Laugh with me. At Madison!
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I'm making a joke out of her!
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Maybe the problem is your... delivery.
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Thanks for inviting me to yoga class.
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I was so bored, I was actually
going to do homework.
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Hey, Adam!
I saved you the mat right behind me.
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Oh, perfect.
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You two are going to love yoga.
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It's been around
for more than 5,000 years.
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Hello, class.
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So has our instructor.
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Okay, let's begin
with "half-moon" pose.
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Can I skip right to "full-moon pose?"
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[all] No!
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And then the "chair pose."
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Uh-oh. [whoosh]
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Hey! Watch your hands.
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[Mrs. Byrne]
And now into "rabbit pose."
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[growls]
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Well, I did say "watch your hands."
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Hey! Cut it out!
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00:17:55,538 --> 00:17:59,622
And now into "pretzel pose."
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I can't quite get it.
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Adam, would you help me?
Just grab my leg.
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Uh...
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[low growling]
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That's it!
You leave me no choice...
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but to bid you good day, sir.
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Namaste.
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[growls] Uh-oh.
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[clothes ripping]
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[students shrieking]
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Aaaaaaah!
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00:18:44,622 --> 00:18:46,205
Help!
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00:18:46,288 --> 00:18:47,913
Monster!
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00:18:47,997 --> 00:18:51,830
Pitchforks!
Get yer pitchforks here!
327
00:18:51,913 --> 00:18:55,413
Flaming torches, 3 for $10!
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00:18:55,497 --> 00:18:58,288
Can't form an angry mob without 'em.
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[clothes rip]
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Adam! Do you have $10?
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We don't need an angry mob!
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I'm going to go in there,
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and show that monster
what I'm made of.
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00:19:11,163 --> 00:19:13,455
Jelly muscles and frail bones?
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I got this.
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Just watch me.
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From somewhere you can't see me.
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[loudly] All right, monster.
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Looks like it's just you and me.
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00:19:27,747 --> 00:19:30,038
Two completely different people.
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Roar!
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"Roar" yourself.
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I'm gonna snap your bones! Roar!
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00:19:39,330 --> 00:19:41,122
Huh.
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00:19:41,205 --> 00:19:45,413
Your bones aren't nearly
as frail as advertised.
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Don't you forget it, monster!
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And anyone else
who might be listening!
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00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:54,872
Take this! Kapow!
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00:19:55,830 --> 00:19:57,913
Oh! No! Adam!
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You're so strong!
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You pack
a surprisingly powerful punch.
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00:20:04,913 --> 00:20:07,455
That's right! Run away!
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Out the window.
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00:20:09,788 --> 00:20:13,455
And don't leave any evidence
that you were ever actually here.
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00:20:13,538 --> 00:20:16,372
Don't hurt me. I'm runnin' away!
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00:20:16,455 --> 00:20:18,163
Stomp, stomp, stomp!
357
00:20:21,038 --> 00:20:23,038
Adam, you did it!
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00:20:23,122 --> 00:20:25,163
Yes. I got rid of him.
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00:20:25,247 --> 00:20:28,205
And any evidence that
he was ever actually here.
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00:20:32,122 --> 00:20:33,872
Anything?
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00:20:33,955 --> 00:20:35,663
Nope.
362
00:20:36,747 --> 00:20:38,622
It's definitely worn off.
363
00:20:38,705 --> 00:20:40,455
Not so fast...
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00:20:44,038 --> 00:20:46,247
I am never using this stuff again.
365
00:20:46,330 --> 00:20:48,913
And not just because I'm down
to my last pair of pants.
366
00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:53,622
I sweat so much
in that yoga class yesterday,
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that I can't stop hydrating.
368
00:20:55,997 --> 00:20:58,497
- Oh, can I have this water?
- Oh! Wait!
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00:20:59,913 --> 00:21:02,955
Do you feel any... different?
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00:21:04,122 --> 00:21:06,205
Yeah. I feel refreshed.
371
00:21:06,288 --> 00:21:07,538
Thanks!
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00:21:07,622 --> 00:21:09,122
You're welcome.
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00:21:09,205 --> 00:21:12,330
But next time you're thirsty,
let me get you a bottle of water.
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00:21:12,413 --> 00:21:13,872
I have one in my bag.
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[clothes ripping]
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[deep voice] What?
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Uggggh!
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