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? Goodbye, summer
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hello, fall ?
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? We've been trying
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to get here ?
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? Since we both
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were barely two feet tall ?
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? Who you calling kid?
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Who you calling kid? ?
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? Who you calling kid? ?
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- ? You can call me
- what you want ?
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? But I won't hear a word
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where I am here ?
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? Who you calling kid? ?
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Will you two stop screaming
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and enjoy the in-zip
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entertainment?
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Entertainment?
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On the other zip-line!
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? The music is hypnotic ?
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? Move your body
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You got it ?
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? When the rhythm takes over ?
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? You let it,
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just let it go... ?
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Ooh, I love Victoria Duffield.
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Me too! I have her t-shirt.
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- Of course, only a dork
- would wear it at the concert.
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? I want you to feel ?
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? The way that I feel ?
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? Tonight I feel like ?
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? Everything
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that we ever dream ?
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- ? It's not as hard
- as it seems ?
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? To make it real ?
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? I want you to feel ?
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? I want you to feel ?
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- ? You'll feel the rush
- like you're electric inside ?
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She's really good!
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- Yeah! She almost
- made me forget
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- we're 100 feet off the ground.
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- Yeah.
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Help!
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There's a snake after me! Oof!
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Sasquawk. You're huge...
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and look nothing like the
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Sasquawk action figure
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I bought at the hotel gift shop.
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Tater?
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You want a potato
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from this action
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figure's side dish?
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Thank you.
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Now, on to a new subject...
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Tater? What are you doing here?
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Slab? Why are you
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covered in feathers?
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- Ohh, obviously
- I was pretending
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- To be a new bride
- on her honeymoon
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- When our stolen hot-air
- balloon was damaged
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- During a police chase and
- crashed into a chicken farm.
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So... you're not Sasquawk?
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No.
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Then I guess
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that isn't Eggzilla?
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[eggshells crunching]
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No. Do I look anything like
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this Eggzilla action figure?
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Hey, Victoria,
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you were really great up there.
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Thanks! Did you feel it?
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Heh heh!
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Yeah. It was awesome.
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But did you... feel it?
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Anyway...
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I'm going to go find my friend
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Echo in the jungle.
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She's chained
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to some lucky tree.
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Want to help me sneak away
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from my fake grandmother?
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I can't. I'm doing a gig
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at a snorkeling reef.
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I've got to get a new manager.
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Ohh...
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? I want you to feel... ?
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[continues singing]
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Great, we're still stuck with...
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[Byrne] All right, butter beans!
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I'm leaving to follow
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Victoria Duffield on tour.
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I never thought I'd crawl
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back into the ocean.
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? I want you to feel... ?
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If you need me,
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I'll be in the jungle.
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Why would I need you?
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[man] Hola.
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Holy!
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I'm Ivy.
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And I am...
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[girls] Alejandro! Alejandro!
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Alejandro, like they said.
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- Why are they all
- calling your name?
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- Oh, those girls
- are just my fans.
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Alejandro! Alejandro!
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And, apparently,
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also this bald man.
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I am the star of Sanduras's
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most popular telenovela...
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El Hombre con Dos Colitas.
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Ooh! Sounds romantic.
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What does that mean?
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"The Man with Two Rear Ends."
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We are shooting an episode
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here on the beach.
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That is why I am in costume.
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Ooh! They're both nice.
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Thank you.
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The one on the right is mine.
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Anyway, I would like you to be
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my co-star in this episode.
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I am quite taken with you.
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Ooh! Can I be in the show, too?
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- No.
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- But... but...
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Yes. I have two butts.
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Echo?
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Huh.
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This purse must be Echo's.
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[Slab] Actually, that's mine.
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Slab? Derby? What are you guys
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doing in the jungle?
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Well, I will tell you
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what we're not doing.
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- We're not returning
- from having washed
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Feathers and eggs off our bodies
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by bathing together
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naked under a waterfall.
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OK. Have you seen Echo?
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- Well, she wasn't
- at the waterfall.
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- She said she was going
- to chain herself
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To a rubber tree,
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but she's not here.
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Wait. These footprints
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are from women's shoes.
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Also mine.
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These are hers.
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There was a great struggle here.
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Echo was subdued by two men...
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mm, and a snake...
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then dragged that way in chains.
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You can tell all that
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from these tracks?
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Nah, I saw the whole thing
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from the balloon.
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[Echo] Let me out of here.
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One day, you will be happy here
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as my cocoa queen.
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- Never!
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- Give it a month...
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and, then, if you still
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want to leave...
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give it another month!
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Snake!
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Make sure everything's
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OK at the factory.
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Miguel!
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[hissing]
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Keep an eye on her.
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[hisses]
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Oh, suddenly,
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you understand English?
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OK. Echo's footprints
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stop here at this fence,
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which can only mean one thing...
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She's been turned into a fence!
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Adam, do you want
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a minute alone with Echo?
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Echo has not been
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turned into a fence.
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He's at the "denial" stage.
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"Cocoa Diego?"
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[Slab] It's a chocolate company.
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I bought a couple of
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their products back in town.
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I can't believe this.
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So I have a bit of a sweet
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tooth. Don't judge me!
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I know who this is.
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This is Echo's
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average-looking tour guide.
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Echo must be his prisoner
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in this compound.
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We have to rescue her.
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But there are only four of us...
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You, me, slab, and Echo.
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Echo, you go look around.
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We'll guard the perimeter.
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Celestina!
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How I have missed you.
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I have missed you, too,
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but we cannot be together.
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Why? Because I have two butts?
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No! Because I am dying.
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I was bitten by
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a poisonous lizard.
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He's not finished yet.
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I would rather lose
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one of my butts than lose you.
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I will massage out the poison.
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[Tater]
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Perhaps I can heal you...
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for I am...
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el medico.
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Cut!
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No! We must not cut.
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Amputating la chica's
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foot is a last resort.
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No one here needs a doctor.
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Someone here will,
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- after I beat him
- over the bald head
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With this plastic lizard.
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Alejandro? Huh?
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How do you say, uh,
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"Aah!" in Spanish?
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[whispers]
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Thank you.
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El aah!
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OK, now that we've decided that
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the fence will
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guard the perimeter,
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I'll try to find where
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Echo is being held,
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- and you guys will
- infiltrate the operation
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By getting jobs in
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the chocolate factory.
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[both] Chocolate factory!
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? Who takes your licorice ?
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? And ties it in a bow? ?
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- ? Who covers
- your gingerbread house ?
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? In icing-sugar snow? ?
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? The chocolate guys do ?
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? Oh, the chocolate guys do ?
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? We shower everything
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in kisses ?
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? And chocolate hugs, too ?
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? Who always greets you ?
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? With a chocolate hello? ?
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? Who makes a jelly bean
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the size of my big toe? ?
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? The chocolate guys do ?
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? Oh, the chocolate guys do ?
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? We shower everything
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in kisses ?
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? And chocolate hugs, too ?
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This isn't as much
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fun as I imagined.
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Actually, I prefer it
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to singing and dancing.
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I was bitten by
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a poisonous lizard.
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He is not finished yet.
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- I would rather
- lose one of my butts
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Than lose you.
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I will massage out the poison.
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[Tater] Unhand her foot!
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She is in love with another...
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Me.
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- No, I'm not.
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- Cut!
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Yes. I am cut.
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There is no rival
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lover in this scene.
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Fine.
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[horse whinnies]
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There is also no horse
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in this scene.
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[snorts]
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Fine.
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Why don't you slip out of that
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skin? I'll join you in a minute.
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[hissing]
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Ah.
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What do you mean,
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I look like a boy?
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Oh! Snake! Ooh!
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Oh...
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00:12:44,717 --> 00:12:46,717
Wait.
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Echo has socks just like these,
294
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except without the...
295
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scary snake face!
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All right.
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It's hero time.
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[grunting]
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I don't get it.
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Made the high-jump team
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at M.I.T.
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Uh-oh. I better hurry.
303
00:13:16,050 --> 00:13:18,425
It's getting dark...
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00:13:18,467 --> 00:13:21,216
and breezy. Hmm.
305
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Bawk!
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00:13:25,383 --> 00:13:26,759
Sasquawk?
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Bawk!
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Are you mad I ate
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this action figure?
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Bawk.
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Well, you just tell your mother
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that laying eggs
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- isn't a priority
- for you right now.
314
00:13:41,681 --> 00:13:43,389
You're focused on your career,
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and being a mythical creature
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is a full-time job.
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Bawk!
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00:13:51,681 --> 00:13:53,973
Now, if you'll excuse me,
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I have to go save my girl...
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once I figure out a way
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to get up this tree.
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Buk-buk-buk-bawk!
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Whoo!
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00:14:07,139 --> 00:14:09,764
You fly very well for a chicken.
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Bawk-awk!
326
00:14:11,723 --> 00:14:12,931
What do you mean,
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00:14:12,932 --> 00:14:14,139
you don't know how to land?
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- [clucking]
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00:14:15,516 --> 00:14:16,848
- Oh!
330
00:14:19,681 --> 00:14:21,473
We're never going to find Echo
331
00:14:21,474 --> 00:14:23,264
if we don't get out of here.
332
00:14:23,306 --> 00:14:24,931
I can't leave now.
333
00:14:24,973 --> 00:14:26,015
I'm seven minutes away
334
00:14:26,016 --> 00:14:27,056
from my bathroom break.
335
00:14:28,681 --> 00:14:30,264
I have an idea,
336
00:14:30,306 --> 00:14:32,264
- but you're going to
- have to distract Diego.
337
00:14:32,306 --> 00:14:34,015
Fine, but in seven minutes,
338
00:14:34,056 --> 00:14:35,515
I'm going to the bathroom,
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no matter where we are.
340
00:14:38,681 --> 00:14:39,911
- Hey, se�or...
341
00:14:39,912 --> 00:14:41,139
- What is it?
342
00:14:41,180 --> 00:14:42,490
- I've been looking
- at your operation,
343
00:14:42,514 --> 00:14:45,056
And, well, it's OK,
344
00:14:45,097 --> 00:14:46,765
but I figured out a way
345
00:14:46,766 --> 00:14:48,431
to make it very OK.
346
00:14:50,889 --> 00:14:52,681
You gave my workers chocolate?
347
00:14:52,723 --> 00:14:55,514
Now they're going to...
348
00:14:55,556 --> 00:14:57,348
Be on a sugar buzz
349
00:14:57,349 --> 00:14:59,139
and work twice as fast?
350
00:14:59,180 --> 00:15:01,035
Hmm, maybe you're not
351
00:15:01,036 --> 00:15:02,889
as stupid as you look.
352
00:15:02,931 --> 00:15:04,682
Well, to be fair,
353
00:15:04,683 --> 00:15:06,431
I look really stupid.
354
00:15:09,347 --> 00:15:12,056
Wait!
355
00:15:12,097 --> 00:15:13,973
What happened to your friend
356
00:15:13,974 --> 00:15:15,848
El Gigante?
357
00:15:33,556 --> 00:15:36,180
Well, he's not here.
358
00:15:40,723 --> 00:15:42,723
Whoa-oa-oa-oa!
359
00:15:48,556 --> 00:15:49,681
[Diego] Have you
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00:15:49,682 --> 00:15:50,806
reconsidered my offer?
361
00:15:50,848 --> 00:15:52,640
As my woman, you will
362
00:15:52,641 --> 00:15:54,431
have untold wealth.
363
00:15:59,723 --> 00:16:02,472
These are chocolate coins.
364
00:16:02,514 --> 00:16:04,702
Yes, but we sell a lot
365
00:16:04,703 --> 00:16:06,889
of them during Hanukkah.
366
00:16:06,931 --> 00:16:08,474
I'm sorry, Diego, but I'm
367
00:16:08,475 --> 00:16:10,015
in love with someone else.
368
00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:12,140
Who? Who is this man
369
00:16:12,141 --> 00:16:14,222
who is so lucky?
370
00:16:14,264 --> 00:16:17,431
His name is Adam Young.
371
00:16:17,472 --> 00:16:18,972
He's smart, he's handsome,
372
00:16:18,973 --> 00:16:20,472
he's sweet...
373
00:16:20,514 --> 00:16:22,764
And he's here!
374
00:16:22,806 --> 00:16:24,514
Now unhand the love of my life!
375
00:16:24,556 --> 00:16:28,389
Ow! Ow! Splinter!
376
00:16:28,431 --> 00:16:30,015
Adam!
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00:16:30,056 --> 00:16:31,932
Ha ha ha! You think
378
00:16:31,933 --> 00:16:33,806
he is any match for us?
379
00:16:33,848 --> 00:16:35,431
What "us"?
380
00:16:36,347 --> 00:16:38,306
[hissing]
381
00:16:41,848 --> 00:16:43,222
Oh.
382
00:16:43,264 --> 00:16:45,681
That "us."
383
00:16:45,723 --> 00:16:48,431
[hissing]
384
00:16:48,472 --> 00:16:50,035
[Slab] Well, Adam
385
00:16:50,036 --> 00:16:51,597
has an "us," too.
386
00:16:51,639 --> 00:16:53,015
Bawk!
387
00:16:57,347 --> 00:16:59,264
You think I am scared?
388
00:16:59,306 --> 00:17:01,032
- You think this is my
- first "goon and snake
389
00:17:01,056 --> 00:17:02,494
Versus giant chicken
390
00:17:02,495 --> 00:17:03,931
and chocolate bunny man"
391
00:17:03,973 --> 00:17:05,431
treehouse face-off?
392
00:17:09,431 --> 00:17:10,681
I would rather lose
393
00:17:10,682 --> 00:17:11,931
one of my butts
394
00:17:11,973 --> 00:17:13,472
than lose you.
395
00:17:13,514 --> 00:17:15,806
I will massage out the poison.
396
00:17:17,180 --> 00:17:19,097
[high voice] Stop!
397
00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:21,015
That is not Celestina.
398
00:17:22,931 --> 00:17:24,931
I am Celestina.
399
00:17:24,973 --> 00:17:27,389
That is my evil twin sister...
400
00:17:27,431 --> 00:17:30,514
Celes... tuna.
401
00:17:32,222 --> 00:17:34,097
Would you just get out of here?
402
00:17:36,015 --> 00:17:37,619
You have always been
403
00:17:37,620 --> 00:17:39,222
jealous of my beauty.
404
00:17:41,015 --> 00:17:42,765
You hate that you are
405
00:17:42,766 --> 00:17:44,514
the ugly twin.
406
00:17:44,556 --> 00:17:46,806
How dare you?
407
00:17:46,848 --> 00:17:48,681
Oh!
408
00:17:48,723 --> 00:17:52,556
Oh, no. No lo hicistes.
409
00:17:52,597 --> 00:17:53,597
- Ow! Ow!
410
00:17:53,598 --> 00:17:54,598
- Ow ow ow ow!
411
00:17:54,639 --> 00:17:57,806
Wow. This is dramatic stuff.
412
00:17:59,389 --> 00:18:01,015
[normal voice] See?
413
00:18:01,056 --> 00:18:02,202
I told you, you should
414
00:18:02,203 --> 00:18:03,347
put me in the show.
415
00:18:03,389 --> 00:18:04,889
Who's ugly now?
416
00:18:06,597 --> 00:18:08,931
Ooh! Uh!
417
00:18:08,973 --> 00:18:10,577
- Ow ow ow ow ow ow!
418
00:18:10,578 --> 00:18:12,180
- Ow! Ow!
419
00:18:12,222 --> 00:18:13,639
You fight like a girl.
420
00:18:13,681 --> 00:18:17,015
Oh, yeah? Would a girl do this?
421
00:18:20,639 --> 00:18:22,097
Hey!
422
00:18:25,973 --> 00:18:27,660
Ha! Take that,
423
00:18:27,661 --> 00:18:29,347
you big, dumb snake!
424
00:18:31,015 --> 00:18:32,514
Not you, Snake.
425
00:18:32,556 --> 00:18:33,952
You've been nothing
426
00:18:33,953 --> 00:18:35,347
but a gentleman.
427
00:18:36,431 --> 00:18:38,681
[grunting]
428
00:18:38,723 --> 00:18:39,931
Nice try.
429
00:18:39,973 --> 00:18:41,347
[both grunt]
430
00:18:41,389 --> 00:18:42,681
[crash]
431
00:18:44,056 --> 00:18:46,723
OK! Owie! Ow! Oh...
432
00:18:48,222 --> 00:18:49,556
Come on.
433
00:18:49,557 --> 00:18:50,889
We got to get you out of here.
434
00:18:50,931 --> 00:18:53,848
Adam, watch out!
435
00:18:53,889 --> 00:18:55,119
You think you can hurt me
436
00:18:55,120 --> 00:18:56,347
with a chocolate machete?
437
00:18:56,389 --> 00:18:58,681
It's not a chocolate machete.
438
00:18:58,723 --> 00:19:00,390
It's a chocolate-covered
439
00:19:00,391 --> 00:19:02,056
machete!
440
00:19:06,597 --> 00:19:08,265
I guess it was
441
00:19:08,266 --> 00:19:09,931
a chocolate machete.
442
00:19:11,222 --> 00:19:13,347
OK. Plan "B."
443
00:19:13,389 --> 00:19:15,431
Yaah!
444
00:19:15,472 --> 00:19:17,556
Waah!
445
00:19:21,431 --> 00:19:24,222
Adam, you saved me.
446
00:19:30,347 --> 00:19:33,139
Uh, of course I did.
447
00:19:33,180 --> 00:19:34,723
And that thing you said
448
00:19:34,764 --> 00:19:36,597
about being in love with me?
449
00:19:36,639 --> 00:19:38,139
I had to try something,
450
00:19:38,140 --> 00:19:39,639
so I made up that story.
451
00:19:39,681 --> 00:19:42,056
Thanks for playing along.
452
00:19:42,097 --> 00:19:45,472
Right, playing along.
453
00:19:45,514 --> 00:19:47,681
You're a really good actor.
454
00:19:47,723 --> 00:19:50,931
You should be in a telenovela.
455
00:19:50,973 --> 00:19:52,431
[rustling]
456
00:19:52,472 --> 00:19:53,931
Bawk!
457
00:19:57,514 --> 00:19:59,097
Get him!
458
00:19:59,139 --> 00:20:00,931
Wait!
459
00:20:00,973 --> 00:20:02,411
I had a lot of time to
460
00:20:02,412 --> 00:20:03,848
think when I was falling
461
00:20:03,889 --> 00:20:05,640
and more time to think
462
00:20:05,641 --> 00:20:07,389
when I was bouncing back up.
463
00:20:07,431 --> 00:20:09,431
That rubber tree saved my life.
464
00:20:09,472 --> 00:20:11,514
Stupid rubber tree!
465
00:20:11,556 --> 00:20:13,119
I wish someone would
466
00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:14,681
cut them all down.
467
00:20:14,723 --> 00:20:16,472
Well, it won't be me.
468
00:20:16,514 --> 00:20:18,097
I'm giving up my cocoa empire
469
00:20:18,139 --> 00:20:20,639
to fight for the rubber tree.
470
00:20:20,681 --> 00:20:23,222
Just be warned...
471
00:20:23,264 --> 00:20:25,931
When one kingpin falls,
472
00:20:25,973 --> 00:20:27,556
another shall rise.
473
00:20:27,597 --> 00:20:29,431
- Another?
474
00:20:29,432 --> 00:20:31,264
- [Derby] Hola, muchachos.
475
00:20:31,306 --> 00:20:33,389
[Mariachi theme plays]
476
00:20:35,431 --> 00:20:37,306
- Come on, Derby.
- We're going home.
477
00:20:37,347 --> 00:20:39,598
Aww! But I just bought
478
00:20:39,599 --> 00:20:41,848
this white suit!
479
00:21:26,848 --> 00:21:27,848
[whinnying]
480
00:21:27,898 --> 00:21:32,448
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