Original subtitles

? Goodbye, summer

hello, fall ?

? We've been trying

to get here ?

? Since we both

were barely two feet tall ?

? Who you calling kid?

Who you calling kid? ?

? Who you calling kid? ?

- ? You can call me - what you want ?

? But I won't hear a word

where I am here ?

? Who you calling kid? ?

Aah!

Aah!

Will you two stop screaming

and enjoy the in-zip

entertainment?

Entertainment?

On the other zip-line!

? The music is hypnotic ?

? Move your body

You got it ?

? When the rhythm takes over ?

? You let it,

just let it go... ?

Ooh, I love Victoria Duffield.

Me too! I have her t-shirt.

- Of course, only a dork - would wear it at the concert.

? I want you to feel ?

? The way that I feel ?

? Tonight I feel like ?

? Everything

that we ever dream ?

- ? It's not as hard - as it seems ?

? To make it real ?

? I want you to feel ?

? I want you to feel ?

- ? You'll feel the rush - like you're electric inside ?

She's really good!

- Yeah! She almost - made me forget

- we're 100 feet off the ground.

- Yeah.

Aah!

Aah!

Help!

There's a snake after me! Oof!

Sasquawk. You're huge...

and look nothing like the

Sasquawk action figure

I bought at the hotel gift shop.

Tater?

You want a potato

from this action

figure's side dish?

Thank you.

Now, on to a new subject...

Tater? What are you doing here?

Slab? Why are you

covered in feathers?

- Ohh, obviously - I was pretending

- To be a new bride - on her honeymoon

- When our stolen hot-air - balloon was damaged

- During a police chase and - crashed into a chicken farm.

So... you're not Sasquawk?

No.

Then I guess

that isn't Eggzilla?

[eggshells crunching]

No. Do I look anything like

this Eggzilla action figure?

Hey, Victoria,

you were really great up there.

Thanks! Did you feel it?

Heh heh!

Yeah. It was awesome.

But did you... feel it?

Anyway...

I'm going to go find my friend

Echo in the jungle.

She's chained

to some lucky tree.

Want to help me sneak away

from my fake grandmother?

I can't. I'm doing a gig

at a snorkeling reef.

I've got to get a new manager.

Ohh...

? I want you to feel... ?

[continues singing]

Great, we're still stuck with...

[Byrne] All right, butter beans!

I'm leaving to follow

Victoria Duffield on tour.

I never thought I'd crawl

back into the ocean.

? I want you to feel... ?

If you need me,

I'll be in the jungle.

Why would I need you?

[man] Hola.

Holy!

I'm Ivy.

And I am...

[girls] Alejandro! Alejandro!

Alejandro, like they said.

- Why are they all - calling your name?

- Oh, those girls - are just my fans.

Alejandro! Alejandro!

And, apparently,

also this bald man.

I am the star of Sanduras's

most popular telenovela...

El Hombre con Dos Colitas.

Ooh! Sounds romantic.

What does that mean?

"The Man with Two Rear Ends."

We are shooting an episode

here on the beach.

That is why I am in costume.

Ooh! They're both nice.

Thank you.

The one on the right is mine.

Anyway, I would like you to be

my co-star in this episode.

I am quite taken with you.

Ooh! Can I be in the show, too?

- No.

- But... but...

Yes. I have two butts.

Echo?

Huh.

This purse must be Echo's.

[Slab] Actually, that's mine.

Slab? Derby? What are you guys

doing in the jungle?

Well, I will tell you

what we're not doing.

- We're not returning - from having washed

Feathers and eggs off our bodies

by bathing together

naked under a waterfall.

OK. Have you seen Echo?

- Well, she wasn't - at the waterfall.

- She said she was going - to chain herself

To a rubber tree,

but she's not here.

Wait. These footprints

are from women's shoes.

Also mine.

These are hers.

There was a great struggle here.

Echo was subdued by two men...

mm, and a snake...

then dragged that way in chains.

You can tell all that

from these tracks?

Nah, I saw the whole thing

from the balloon.

[Echo] Let me out of here.

One day, you will be happy here

as my cocoa queen.

- Never!

- Give it a month...

and, then, if you still

want to leave...

give it another month!

Snake!

Make sure everything's

OK at the factory.

Miguel!

[hissing]

Keep an eye on her.

[hisses]

Oh, suddenly,

you understand English?

OK. Echo's footprints

stop here at this fence,

which can only mean one thing...

She's been turned into a fence!

Adam, do you want

a minute alone with Echo?

Echo has not been

turned into a fence.

He's at the "denial" stage.

"Cocoa Diego?"

[Slab] It's a chocolate company.

I bought a couple of

their products back in town.

I can't believe this.

So I have a bit of a sweet

tooth. Don't judge me!

I know who this is.

This is Echo's

average-looking tour guide.

Echo must be his prisoner

in this compound.

We have to rescue her.

But there are only four of us...

You, me, slab, and Echo.

Echo, you go look around.

We'll guard the perimeter.

Celestina!

How I have missed you.

I have missed you, too,

but we cannot be together.

Why? Because I have two butts?

No! Because I am dying.

I was bitten by

a poisonous lizard.

He's not finished yet.

I would rather lose

one of my butts than lose you.

I will massage out the poison.

[Tater]

Perhaps I can heal you...

for I am...

el medico.

Cut!

No! We must not cut.

Amputating la chica's

foot is a last resort.

No one here needs a doctor.

Someone here will,

- after I beat him - over the bald head

With this plastic lizard.

Alejandro? Huh?

How do you say, uh,

"Aah!" in Spanish?

[whispers]

Thank you.

El aah!

OK, now that we've decided that

the fence will

guard the perimeter,

I'll try to find where

Echo is being held,

- and you guys will - infiltrate the operation

By getting jobs in

the chocolate factory.

[both] Chocolate factory!

? Who takes your licorice ?

? And ties it in a bow? ?

- ? Who covers - your gingerbread house ?

? In icing-sugar snow? ?

? The chocolate guys do ?

? Oh, the chocolate guys do ?

? We shower everything

in kisses ?

? And chocolate hugs, too ?

? Who always greets you ?

? With a chocolate hello? ?

? Who makes a jelly bean

the size of my big toe? ?

? The chocolate guys do ?

? Oh, the chocolate guys do ?

? We shower everything

in kisses ?

? And chocolate hugs, too ?

This isn't as much

fun as I imagined.

Actually, I prefer it

to singing and dancing.

I was bitten by

a poisonous lizard.

He is not finished yet.

- I would rather - lose one of my butts

Than lose you.

I will massage out the poison.

[Tater] Unhand her foot!

She is in love with another...

Me.

- No, I'm not.

- Cut!

Yes. I am cut.

There is no rival

lover in this scene.

Fine.

[horse whinnies]

There is also no horse

in this scene.

[snorts]

Fine.

Why don't you slip out of that

skin? I'll join you in a minute.

[hissing]

Ah.

What do you mean,

I look like a boy?

Oh! Snake! Ooh!

Oh...

Wait.

Echo has socks just like these,

except without the...

scary snake face!

All right.

It's hero time.

[grunting]

I don't get it.

Made the high-jump team

at M.I.T.

Uh-oh. I better hurry.

It's getting dark...

and breezy. Hmm.

Bawk!

Sasquawk?

Bawk!

Are you mad I ate

this action figure?

Bawk.

Well, you just tell your mother

that laying eggs

- isn't a priority - for you right now.

You're focused on your career,

and being a mythical creature

is a full-time job.

Bawk!

Now, if you'll excuse me,

I have to go save my girl...

once I figure out a way

to get up this tree.

Buk-buk-buk-bawk!

Whoo!

You fly very well for a chicken.

Bawk-awk!

What do you mean,

you don't know how to land?

- [clucking]

- Oh!

We're never going to find Echo

if we don't get out of here.

I can't leave now.

I'm seven minutes away

from my bathroom break.

I have an idea,

- but you're going to - have to distract Diego.

Fine, but in seven minutes,

I'm going to the bathroom,

no matter where we are.

- Hey, se�or...

- What is it?

- I've been looking - at your operation,

And, well, it's OK,

but I figured out a way

to make it very OK.

You gave my workers chocolate?

Now they're going to...

Be on a sugar buzz

and work twice as fast?

Hmm, maybe you're not

as stupid as you look.

Well, to be fair,

I look really stupid.

Wait!

What happened to your friend

El Gigante?

Well, he's not here.

Whoa-oa-oa-oa!

[Diego] Have you

reconsidered my offer?

As my woman, you will

have untold wealth.

These are chocolate coins.

Yes, but we sell a lot

of them during Hanukkah.

I'm sorry, Diego, but I'm

in love with someone else.

Who? Who is this man

who is so lucky?

His name is Adam Young.

He's smart, he's handsome,

he's sweet...

And he's here!

Now unhand the love of my life!

Ow! Ow! Splinter!

Adam!

Ha ha ha! You think

he is any match for us?

What "us"?

[hissing]

Oh.

That "us."

[hissing]

[Slab] Well, Adam

has an "us," too.

Bawk!

You think I am scared?

- You think this is my - first "goon and snake

Versus giant chicken

and chocolate bunny man"

treehouse face-off?

I would rather lose

one of my butts

than lose you.

I will massage out the poison.

[high voice] Stop!

That is not Celestina.

I am Celestina.

That is my evil twin sister...

Celes... tuna.

Would you just get out of here?

You have always been

jealous of my beauty.

You hate that you are

the ugly twin.

How dare you?

Oh!

Oh, no. No lo hicistes.

- Ow! Ow!

- Ow ow ow ow!

Wow. This is dramatic stuff.

[normal voice] See?

I told you, you should

put me in the show.

Who's ugly now?

Ooh! Uh!

- Ow ow ow ow ow ow!

- Ow! Ow!

You fight like a girl.

Oh, yeah? Would a girl do this?

Hey!

Ha! Take that,

you big, dumb snake!

Not you, Snake.

You've been nothing

but a gentleman.

[grunting]

Nice try.

[both grunt]

[crash]

OK! Owie! Ow! Oh...

Come on.

We got to get you out of here.

Adam, watch out!

You think you can hurt me

with a chocolate machete?

It's not a chocolate machete.

It's a chocolate-covered

machete!

I guess it was

a chocolate machete.

OK. Plan "B."

Yaah!

Waah!

Adam, you saved me.

Uh, of course I did.

And that thing you said

about being in love with me?

I had to try something,

so I made up that story.

Thanks for playing along.

Right, playing along.

You're a really good actor.

You should be in a telenovela.

[rustling]

Bawk!

Get him!

Wait!

I had a lot of time to

think when I was falling

and more time to think

when I was bouncing back up.

That rubber tree saved my life.

Stupid rubber tree!

I wish someone would

cut them all down.

Well, it won't be me.

I'm giving up my cocoa empire

to fight for the rubber tree.

Just be warned...

When one kingpin falls,

another shall rise.

- Another?

- [Derby] Hola, muchachos.

[Mariachi theme plays]

- Come on, Derby. - We're going home.

Aww! But I just bought

this white suit!

[whinnying]

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