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Bagels? Who brought these?
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The shop teacher.
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[knocking]
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Is this made of wood?
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I'm sure these taste better
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with the cream cheese
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the art teacher brought in.
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Good morning, faculty.
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Welcome to
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the weekly staff meeting,
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which we hold
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once every five years.
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Why do you look like that?
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Like a bald George Clooney?
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I guess I'm just lucky.
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If you must know,
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this is Mr. Young's fault.
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Huh...
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"What To Pay For A Toupee."
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- There's so much more
- to the world around us
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Than the naked eye can see.
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That's why we employ the
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power of magnification.
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Ah, observe nature's
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stunning beauty.
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Ooh!
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Ew!
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Oh, nice.
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The sun's coming out.
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[sizzling]
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Waah!
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Why would you do
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something like that?
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Tater's face is disgusting
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without magnifying it.
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[Tater] Mr. Young,
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you are the worst teacher
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this school has ever had.
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Seriously?
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Have you seen the
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teachers around here...
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Mrs. Strawperson,
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Monsieur Marionette...
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and, worst of all,
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Mr. M.T. Chair?
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Mr. Chair is late
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for everything.
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Don't listen to him, M.T.
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You're doing a great job.
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? Goodbye, summer
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hello, fall ?
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? We've been trying
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to get here ?
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? Since we both
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were barely two feet tall ?
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? Who you callin' kid?
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Who you callin' kid? ?
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? Who you callin' kid? ?
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- ? You can call me
- what you want ?
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? But I won't hear a word
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where I am here ?
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? Who you callin' kid? ?
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OK, class. Today I'll be...
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Teaching science?
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OK, go ahead.
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Start your lesson.
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I'm not teaching today.
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The school board has mandated
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that everyone in the school
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take this career aptitude test.
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A test? I didn't
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study for a test.
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You don't study for this test.
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I don't study for any test...
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except blood tests.
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Seems to be paying off
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because I keep getting a B+.
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B-positive.
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I'm trying to be positive.
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A career aptitude test tells you
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what your future job will be.
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If this test knows my future,
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what else does it know about me?
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My address?
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My phone number?
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The security code
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to my offshore bank accounts?
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I thought I saw a test rummaging
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through my trash.
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I don't want to take it, either.
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Since when do tests
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have all the answers?
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We should follow our dreams.
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- Well, we're not going
- to have any dreams
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If we don't get some sleep.
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Could you please
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just teach some science?
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These tests are actually
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pretty scientific.
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Close enough.
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[snoring]
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To prove it,
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I'll take the test, too.
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- I'm sure it'll show
- I was meant to be a teacher,
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Inspiring today's youth.
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[snoring]
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[Slab] OK, test,
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now I'm asking the questions!
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Who are you working for?
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Ms. Young, I noticed you didn't
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turn in an aptitude test.
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Now it can't suggest
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your future career.
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I don't want a career.
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I plan on becoming
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a trophy wife.
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How romantic.
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["Wedding March" plays]
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[sobbing]
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I'm not marrying a trophy.
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I'm going to marry some rich guy
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who will buy me lots of jewelry.
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I knew that.
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- But you still have
- to take a test.
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Fine, but I hope I do better
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than I did on that blood test.
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I got an O-.
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Here are my class's
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aptitude tests.
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Hmm. Why is there
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one extra test in here?
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I filled one out. How did you
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know it was in there?
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- When I was younger,
- I worked at a carnival.
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Oh, guessing people's weight?
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No, making funnel cakes.
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What does that have
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to do with knowing
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how many tests are in this pile?
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- Nothing.
- I didn't have a good answer,
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So I thought I'd entertain you
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with tales of my crazy youth.
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People love that carnival story.
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Heh heh heh! Funnel cakes.
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Anyway, let me know
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when the results are in.
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- I'm trying to prove
- to my students
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- That these tests work and
- I'm meant to be a teacher.
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Meant to be a teacher?
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We'll see about that.
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Don't judge me, woman.
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OK, class.
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Your career aptitude test
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results are in.
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"Garbage man"? Yes!
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I'm going to be a superhero
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named "Garbage Man"!
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Derby...
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- How do you know my
- secret identity?
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I must now wipe your memory.
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Let's see.
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- According to this test,
- when I grow up,
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I'm going to be
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a high-school student.
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Whoa!
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This thing's good!
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Though these tests
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are obviously a good indicator,
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you don't have to do
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what it tells you.
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It's just a suggestion.
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- I got nurse.
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- Nurse?
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Are you ready
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for your check-up?
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[giggles]
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A mandatory suggestion
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that you have to do.
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But I don't want to be a nurse.
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I want to be an
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environmental activist
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and help save the earth.
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Don't be so selfish.
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You got nurse,
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you have to be a nurse.
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Just like I have to be...
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an alligator wrestler.
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Alligator wrestler?
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But I'm a teacher.
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Uh-oh. His memory's coming back.
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What happened?
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Did a leaf monkey
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steal your fancy hat
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and scurry up the tree?
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You can borrow my fancy hat...
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unless you're a leaf
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monkey in disguise.
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I'm not a leaf monkey
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in disguise.
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Oh, OK...
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unless...
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- I'm not a leaf monkey
- in disguise
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Claiming not to be
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a leaf monkey in disguise.
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That stupid aptitude test
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told me I should be a plumber,
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so I'm trying to pick plums.
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Plumbers don't pick plums.
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I appreciate the advice, Dang,
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- but I think you should
- leave the plumbing
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To the professionals.
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Plumbers fix sinks and toilets.
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Ew! Toilets?
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There is no way I'm
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going to be a plumber.
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Well, I should get going.
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It's almost time for
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Real Housewives of Da Nang.
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Wow! Where did you get
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all that jewelry?
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I found it plumbing.
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People drop all kinds of
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treasures down the drain.
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All kinds is my favorite
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kind of treasure.
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And this bling
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goes so well with my...
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[monkey chitters]
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Leaf monkey!
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Well, I'm going to become
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an alligator wrestler
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- if that's what it takes
- to make Echo a nurse.
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Imagine what she'd look like
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in that cute, little outfit.
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Are you ready for
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your tetanus shot?
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Hello, nurse.
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So you're going to become
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an alligator wrestler
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just to prove to Echo that
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she should become a nurse.
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- When you put it that way,
- it does sound a little...
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- Logical?
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- Exactly.
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Did I just hear you say
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- you're becoming
- an alligator wrestler?
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- That was the result
- of my aptitude test.
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You don't say.
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What a shame you'll have
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to leave Finnegan High
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and possibly be mauled
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by a man-eating lizard.
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Well, just like me,
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these tests don't lie.
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I can feel your look,
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Mrs. Strawperson.
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All right.
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The school has been
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experiencing
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low water pressure.
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There is probably
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a clog in the pipes.
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A clog?
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I was hoping for jewelry,
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but shoes are good, too.
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[plunging]
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Uh!
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Wow!
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Your turn.
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OK, let's do this.
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Mama needs a new pair
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of diamond earrings.
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Then I'll borrow them from her.
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[plunging]
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Oh...
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Yuck! This is just
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a disgusting clump
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of worthless hair!
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Oh, no.
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This hair is very valuable.
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I am making a wig.
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Tater will pay big money
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for this thing.
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Hey, there, little crawfish!
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- I'm thinking of doing
- some gator wrasslin'
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In the bayou.
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Before that, could
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I "bayou" lunch?
289
00:10:59,834 --> 00:11:01,500
You're not seriously considering
290
00:11:01,542 --> 00:11:03,375
- being an alligator wrestler,
- are you?
291
00:11:03,417 --> 00:11:04,918
It's my destiny.
292
00:11:04,959 --> 00:11:07,500
You can't wrassle your destiny,
293
00:11:07,542 --> 00:11:09,105
just like it's your destiny
294
00:11:09,106 --> 00:11:10,667
to be a nurse.
295
00:11:10,709 --> 00:11:12,792
Put on the outfit.
296
00:11:14,751 --> 00:11:16,751
You're being ridiculous,
297
00:11:16,792 --> 00:11:18,417
and those clothes look silly.
298
00:11:18,459 --> 00:11:20,667
Your clothes look silly.
299
00:11:20,709 --> 00:11:22,667
Put on the outfit.
300
00:11:24,375 --> 00:11:25,438
Adam, alligator wresting
301
00:11:25,439 --> 00:11:26,500
is dangerous.
302
00:11:26,542 --> 00:11:27,709
You'll get hurt.
303
00:11:27,751 --> 00:11:30,209
Then I'll need a nurse.
304
00:11:30,250 --> 00:11:32,500
Put on the outfit.
305
00:11:34,417 --> 00:11:37,542
[pipes rattling]
306
00:11:37,584 --> 00:11:40,083
What is that infernal clang?
307
00:11:40,125 --> 00:11:41,751
[Dang] You called?
308
00:11:41,792 --> 00:11:43,584
Whoa! How are you
309
00:11:43,585 --> 00:11:45,375
not dizzy all day?
310
00:11:45,417 --> 00:11:46,709
Who says I'm not?
311
00:11:48,292 --> 00:11:50,375
You called?
312
00:11:50,417 --> 00:11:53,334
You're dang right I did, Clang.
313
00:11:53,375 --> 00:11:54,772
The pipes are making
314
00:11:54,773 --> 00:11:56,167
a horrible racket.
315
00:11:56,209 --> 00:11:57,313
We are working on
316
00:11:57,314 --> 00:11:58,417
fixing the plumbing.
317
00:11:58,459 --> 00:11:59,709
Maybe the source
318
00:11:59,710 --> 00:12:00,959
of the problem is here.
319
00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:03,459
[pipes rattling]
320
00:12:11,542 --> 00:12:12,980
Let's see what's
321
00:12:12,981 --> 00:12:14,417
clogging up this pipe.
322
00:12:20,250 --> 00:12:22,417
OK, my turn.
323
00:12:24,375 --> 00:12:26,918
[splat]
324
00:12:28,209 --> 00:12:30,626
This is awful!
325
00:12:33,250 --> 00:12:36,083
I was wrong. This is awful.
326
00:12:37,834 --> 00:12:38,959
I wouldn't stand there
327
00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:40,083
if I were you.
328
00:12:40,125 --> 00:12:41,459
Why didn't you
329
00:12:41,460 --> 00:12:42,792
say that before?
330
00:12:49,250 --> 00:12:51,459
I did.
331
00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,500
Adam? What happened to you?
332
00:12:59,542 --> 00:13:01,855
I just got back from wrasslin'
333
00:13:01,856 --> 00:13:04,167
a 12-foot gator.
334
00:13:04,209 --> 00:13:05,980
I had no idea
335
00:13:05,981 --> 00:13:07,751
alligators had 12 feet.
336
00:13:07,792 --> 00:13:09,356
No wonder their shoes
337
00:13:09,357 --> 00:13:10,918
are so expensive.
338
00:13:10,959 --> 00:13:12,730
Well, everything's going
339
00:13:12,731 --> 00:13:14,500
according to plan.
340
00:13:14,542 --> 00:13:16,418
Who's eating crow now,
341
00:13:16,419 --> 00:13:18,292
Mrs. Strawperson?
342
00:13:18,334 --> 00:13:19,938
Well, you would be
343
00:13:19,939 --> 00:13:21,542
eating crow right now
344
00:13:21,584 --> 00:13:23,459
- if you didn't keep
- scaring them off.
345
00:13:24,918 --> 00:13:26,918
You just wrestled an alligator?
346
00:13:26,959 --> 00:13:28,793
Yes, ma'am, and that
347
00:13:28,794 --> 00:13:30,626
critter done bit me.
348
00:13:30,667 --> 00:13:32,084
I'm going to need you
349
00:13:32,085 --> 00:13:33,500
to kiss it better.
350
00:13:33,542 --> 00:13:35,125
Where?
351
00:13:35,167 --> 00:13:36,292
There's a quiet spot
352
00:13:36,293 --> 00:13:37,417
under the bleachers.
353
00:13:37,459 --> 00:13:38,959
I mean, where did you
354
00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:40,459
wrestle an alligator?
355
00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:41,710
- Uh, at the swamp.
356
00:13:41,711 --> 00:13:42,918
- Swamp?
357
00:13:42,959 --> 00:13:44,500
There's no swamp around here.
358
00:13:44,542 --> 00:13:47,375
Can we discuss where there is
359
00:13:47,417 --> 00:13:48,814
or isn't a swamp
360
00:13:48,815 --> 00:13:50,209
during the tendin' to?
361
00:13:52,209 --> 00:13:54,667
Great, now I'm covered in mud!
362
00:13:54,709 --> 00:13:56,626
- [Dang]
- We can hose you off.
363
00:14:00,584 --> 00:14:02,626
You have got to be kidding me!
364
00:14:11,167 --> 00:14:13,084
OK, Echo didn't believe I
365
00:14:13,085 --> 00:14:15,000
really wrestled an alligator.
366
00:14:15,042 --> 00:14:16,310
- Probably because
- you didn't really
367
00:14:16,334 --> 00:14:18,459
Wrestle an alligator.
368
00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:19,813
That's why I need to
369
00:14:19,814 --> 00:14:21,125
do it in front of her,
370
00:14:21,167 --> 00:14:23,709
- and in the course of the battle,
- I'll get injured, and Echo
371
00:14:23,751 --> 00:14:25,268
- Will have to nurse me
- back to health.
372
00:14:25,292 --> 00:14:26,792
Isn't that risky?
373
00:14:26,834 --> 00:14:27,877
Nope. Because
374
00:14:27,878 --> 00:14:28,918
I'll be wrestling you.
375
00:14:28,959 --> 00:14:30,021
You'll be dressed
376
00:14:30,022 --> 00:14:31,083
as the alligator.
377
00:14:31,125 --> 00:14:32,584
Got it.
378
00:14:34,709 --> 00:14:37,417
[roaring]
379
00:14:45,250 --> 00:14:46,959
Derby, what are you doing?
380
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,643
- You told me to dress up
- as The Alligator.
381
00:14:48,667 --> 00:14:49,939
The Alligator
382
00:14:49,940 --> 00:14:51,209
is my wrestling persona.
383
00:14:51,250 --> 00:14:53,064
Now prepare to feel the bite
384
00:14:53,065 --> 00:14:54,876
of the gator grapple!
385
00:14:54,918 --> 00:14:56,542
No, Derby, don't...
386
00:14:56,584 --> 00:14:58,751
Ohh!
387
00:14:58,792 --> 00:14:59,814
[cracking]
388
00:14:59,815 --> 00:15:00,834
Aagh!
389
00:15:00,876 --> 00:15:02,898
I meant you should dress
390
00:15:02,899 --> 00:15:04,918
like a real alligator.
391
00:15:06,042 --> 00:15:07,417
Oh.
392
00:15:07,459 --> 00:15:08,501
- Oof.
393
00:15:08,502 --> 00:15:09,542
- My bad.
394
00:15:09,584 --> 00:15:11,042
Sorry about that, man.
395
00:15:11,043 --> 00:15:12,500
I'll go change.
396
00:15:12,542 --> 00:15:14,959
Aagh!
397
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,793
The Alligator
398
00:15:16,794 --> 00:15:18,584
is cold-blooded!
399
00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:20,876
Aagh!
400
00:15:20,918 --> 00:15:22,667
Oh...
401
00:15:22,709 --> 00:15:23,876
Get...
402
00:15:23,918 --> 00:15:25,209
the...
403
00:15:25,250 --> 00:15:27,000
nurse!
404
00:15:28,542 --> 00:15:30,584
Huh!
405
00:15:34,626 --> 00:15:36,480
The Nurse is my
406
00:15:36,481 --> 00:15:38,334
wrestling persona.
407
00:15:38,375 --> 00:15:40,209
Tag me in!
408
00:15:42,209 --> 00:15:45,792
My everything hurts.
409
00:15:45,834 --> 00:15:47,856
Take two of these
410
00:15:47,857 --> 00:15:49,876
and call me in the morning.
411
00:15:49,918 --> 00:15:51,667
Oh!
412
00:15:51,709 --> 00:15:53,834
Huh... oh!
413
00:15:53,876 --> 00:15:55,417
Hrrgh!
414
00:15:55,459 --> 00:15:57,792
Aah! Ohh...
415
00:15:57,834 --> 00:15:59,980
I don't know what Slab did,
416
00:15:59,981 --> 00:16:02,125
but he's a good nurse.
417
00:16:02,167 --> 00:16:05,417
Ah. I actually feel better.
418
00:16:05,459 --> 00:16:07,084
OK, we still have a chance
419
00:16:07,085 --> 00:16:08,709
to get this right.
420
00:16:08,751 --> 00:16:09,981
Echo will be here after school
421
00:16:09,982 --> 00:16:11,209
for the Sci-Fi Club.
422
00:16:11,250 --> 00:16:12,939
At least that's
423
00:16:12,940 --> 00:16:14,626
what her diary says.
424
00:16:14,667 --> 00:16:16,125
- And you'll be here
- to spy on her.
425
00:16:16,167 --> 00:16:17,460
At least that's
426
00:16:17,461 --> 00:16:18,751
what your diary says.
427
00:16:18,792 --> 00:16:20,438
Give me that!
428
00:16:20,439 --> 00:16:22,083
Diaries are private.
429
00:16:24,167 --> 00:16:25,397
Now, if we're going to
430
00:16:25,398 --> 00:16:26,626
convince Echo to be a nurse,
431
00:16:26,667 --> 00:16:27,959
I need you to dress up
432
00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:29,250
as a realistic alligator,
433
00:16:29,292 --> 00:16:32,542
not a wrestler, an animal.
434
00:16:32,584 --> 00:16:34,522
You should look like
435
00:16:34,523 --> 00:16:36,459
an actual alligator.
436
00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:38,000
I get it. You're looking for
437
00:16:38,001 --> 00:16:39,500
a scaly, leathery,
438
00:16:39,542 --> 00:16:40,667
prehistoric beast.
439
00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:42,209
[Byrne] You called?
440
00:16:42,250 --> 00:16:44,959
[both scream]
441
00:16:49,626 --> 00:16:51,043
OK, I think we've
442
00:16:51,044 --> 00:16:52,459
traced the source
443
00:16:52,500 --> 00:16:54,751
of the pressure problems.
444
00:16:54,792 --> 00:16:56,064
Here we have what
445
00:16:56,065 --> 00:16:57,334
is technically called
446
00:16:57,375 --> 00:17:00,188
in the plumbing business
447
00:17:00,189 --> 00:17:03,000
"the mother of all clogs."
448
00:17:03,042 --> 00:17:05,292
Oh, no, you don't.
449
00:17:05,334 --> 00:17:07,125
- You're always finding
- the good stuff.
450
00:17:07,167 --> 00:17:09,250
This time, I'm going first.
451
00:17:09,292 --> 00:17:10,709
No problem.
452
00:17:10,751 --> 00:17:12,918
Any more jewelry,
453
00:17:12,959 --> 00:17:14,876
and I will start to look gaudy.
454
00:17:17,542 --> 00:17:20,292
Uh... uh...
455
00:17:21,584 --> 00:17:23,292
Uh...
456
00:17:23,334 --> 00:17:25,209
I can feel something.
457
00:17:25,250 --> 00:17:27,355
[gasps] This is going to be
458
00:17:27,356 --> 00:17:29,459
the biggest diamond ever.
459
00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:32,250
It's stuck.
460
00:17:32,292 --> 00:17:34,375
Oh.
461
00:17:34,417 --> 00:17:37,292
Uhh!
462
00:17:37,334 --> 00:17:39,375
Where's my diamond?
463
00:17:39,417 --> 00:17:42,292
[growling]
464
00:17:43,834 --> 00:17:46,000
While you were in there,
465
00:17:46,042 --> 00:17:48,250
did you see any diamonds?
466
00:17:49,667 --> 00:17:51,584
[Dang] What? You called?
467
00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:57,313
Hey, Adam, what
468
00:17:57,314 --> 00:17:58,417
are you reading?
469
00:17:58,459 --> 00:18:00,918
Oh, just the story about a girl
470
00:18:00,959 --> 00:18:02,230
who pretends not
471
00:18:02,231 --> 00:18:03,500
to love her teacher
472
00:18:03,542 --> 00:18:04,667
to such a degree
473
00:18:04,668 --> 00:18:05,792
that she won't even
474
00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:08,334
mention him in her diary.
475
00:18:08,375 --> 00:18:09,834
I think they'll get
476
00:18:09,835 --> 00:18:11,292
together in the end.
477
00:18:11,334 --> 00:18:13,063
That ending sounds
478
00:18:13,064 --> 00:18:14,792
so unbelievable.
479
00:18:14,834 --> 00:18:16,542
[students screaming]
480
00:18:16,584 --> 00:18:18,709
Oh, no. I hope they have not
481
00:18:18,710 --> 00:18:20,834
seen an alligator.
482
00:18:20,876 --> 00:18:22,876
[hissing]
483
00:18:22,918 --> 00:18:24,542
Aah!
484
00:18:24,584 --> 00:18:25,709
Don't worry. I'm meant
485
00:18:25,710 --> 00:18:26,834
to be a gator wrestler,
486
00:18:26,876 --> 00:18:28,563
just like you're
487
00:18:28,564 --> 00:18:30,250
meant to be a nurse.
488
00:18:30,292 --> 00:18:31,792
Put on the outfit.
489
00:18:31,834 --> 00:18:33,876
No? Not the time? All right.
490
00:18:33,918 --> 00:18:36,500
Yaagh!
491
00:18:36,542 --> 00:18:39,876
Great costume, Derby.
492
00:18:39,918 --> 00:18:41,375
- Agh! Easy, boy.
- Easy, boy.
493
00:18:41,417 --> 00:18:44,667
Wow! That's incredible.
494
00:18:44,709 --> 00:18:46,042
You are meant to be
495
00:18:46,043 --> 00:18:47,375
an alligator wrestler.
496
00:18:47,417 --> 00:18:48,522
I guess that means
497
00:18:48,523 --> 00:18:49,626
I'm meant to be a nurse.
498
00:18:49,667 --> 00:18:52,792
Yes! Thanks, Derby.
499
00:18:52,834 --> 00:18:54,459
[Derby] You're welcome.
500
00:18:57,125 --> 00:18:58,083
[hissing]
501
00:18:58,125 --> 00:19:00,000
Uh, ah...
502
00:19:00,042 --> 00:19:02,375
alligator!
503
00:19:02,417 --> 00:19:04,105
No, it's just me...
504
00:19:04,106 --> 00:19:05,792
Derby.
505
00:19:05,834 --> 00:19:09,334
Pretty realistic, huh?
506
00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:12,125
You're not Derby!
507
00:19:12,167 --> 00:19:14,042
- You thought you were
- wrestling Derby?
508
00:19:14,083 --> 00:19:15,602
- Well, I didn't think I was
- wrestling an alligator.
509
00:19:15,626 --> 00:19:17,918
That's crazy.
510
00:19:17,959 --> 00:19:20,792
Yeah. That's crazy.
511
00:19:20,834 --> 00:19:22,585
I mean, "Snap, snap,
512
00:19:22,586 --> 00:19:24,334
growl, growl."
513
00:19:25,709 --> 00:19:29,000
I think she's buying it.
514
00:19:29,042 --> 00:19:30,459
You lied to me. This is the kind
515
00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:31,876
of betrayal I'd write about
516
00:19:31,918 --> 00:19:34,209
in my diary if I could find it.
517
00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:39,209
Echo. Adam.
518
00:19:39,250 --> 00:19:41,417
Alligator.
519
00:19:41,459 --> 00:19:44,792
Aah! Alligator!
520
00:19:44,834 --> 00:19:46,626
Mr. Tater, that's just Derby.
521
00:19:46,667 --> 00:19:48,417
Oh, thank goodness.
522
00:19:48,459 --> 00:19:49,730
I thought he was
523
00:19:49,731 --> 00:19:51,000
a real alligator.
524
00:19:51,042 --> 00:19:52,751
That's the real alligator.
525
00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:55,626
[growling]
526
00:19:55,667 --> 00:19:57,542
Yow! Real alligator!
527
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:02,834
Oh, no, you don't.
528
00:20:02,876 --> 00:20:03,938
I paid a lot of money
529
00:20:03,939 --> 00:20:05,000
for that hair.
530
00:20:05,042 --> 00:20:06,876
[roar]
531
00:20:06,918 --> 00:20:10,709
But it looks good on you, too.
532
00:20:15,751 --> 00:20:18,500
The Tater is cold-blooded!
533
00:20:18,542 --> 00:20:19,918
Wow, Mr. Tater,
534
00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:21,292
you're good at this.
535
00:20:21,334 --> 00:20:22,397
Let me know if you're
536
00:20:22,398 --> 00:20:23,459
interested in wrestling
537
00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:25,334
The Alligator.
538
00:20:33,792 --> 00:20:35,268
- I can't believe
- Principal Tater left us
539
00:20:35,292 --> 00:20:37,209
- To become
- an alligator wrestler.
540
00:20:37,250 --> 00:20:38,834
- I never thought
- I'd miss him,
541
00:20:38,876 --> 00:20:40,063
But our new principal
542
00:20:40,064 --> 00:20:41,250
is a tyrant.
543
00:20:48,209 --> 00:20:49,626
Whew...
544
00:20:49,627 --> 00:20:51,042
Ooh...
545
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:53,209
Whenever I look in her eyes,
546
00:20:53,250 --> 00:20:55,542
I just feel so cold.
547
00:20:58,334 --> 00:20:59,876
[Tater] You can all
548
00:20:59,877 --> 00:21:01,417
stop behaving because I'm back.
549
00:21:04,083 --> 00:21:06,083
For some reason,
550
00:21:06,125 --> 00:21:07,625
being a gator wrassler
551
00:21:07,626 --> 00:21:09,125
just didn't feel right.
552
00:21:12,792 --> 00:21:14,292
Anyway, don't tell
553
00:21:14,293 --> 00:21:15,792
Dang I'm back.
554
00:21:15,834 --> 00:21:17,356
I want to keep the going away
555
00:21:17,357 --> 00:21:18,876
present he gave me...
556
00:21:18,918 --> 00:21:20,564
This solid-gold hook
557
00:21:20,565 --> 00:21:22,209
he found in a toilet.
558
00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:26,417
Oh. I thought the alligator
559
00:21:26,459 --> 00:21:28,250
- had really bitten off
- one of your hands.
560
00:21:28,292 --> 00:21:30,125
- Nah. Those little critters
- are harmless.
561
00:21:30,175 --> 00:21:34,725
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