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[Adam]

OK, everyone, take your seats.

[Echo] Who said that?

Where's Mr. Young?

[Adam]

I'm at the front of the room.

Cool. I've managed to get

my eyes to stop seeing him.

Now I've got to work

on my ears.

[Adam] Actually, this is

today's science lesson.

Come on, stupid ears!

[students gasp]

I have created

an invisibility suit.

It's constructed

out of carbon nanotubes

that, when heated, cause

the light to bend around them.

Magic!

Though some people would say

that science is

indistinguishable from magic,

magic isn't actually

real... Derby.

Oh, yeah?

Tell that to

Melvin the Magnificent!

It's true, Melvin.

If you don't believe me,

ask your lab partner,

Ollie the Overdresser.

All right, now,

I want to show you...

Very funny, Derby.

Give me back the suit.

[Derby] I am offended!

How dare you accuse me

- of taking something - that isn't mine!

You disgust me, sir.

[smack]

? Goodbye, summer

hello, fall ?

- ? We've been trying - to get here ?

? Since we both

were barely two feet tall ?

? Who you calling "kid"? ?

? Who you calling "kid"? ?

? Who you calling "kid"? ?

- ? You can call me - what you want ?

? But I won't hear a word

where I am hid ?

? Who you calling "kid"? ??

[snoring]

Why did this locker fall asleep?

It is not

in Mr. Young's class.

[snoring]

Hey, wake up!

I don't want to go

to school today, mommy.

Everybody hates me.

Mr. Tater!

You were having a nightmare

that you were still a schoolboy.

Right, heh.

Schoolboy.

Mommy and I had a fight.

- I was having dinner with - Penelope,

And mommy wouldn't give us

any privacy.

Well, maybe you should

take your lady friend

to a quiet,

romantic restaurant.

Go to a quiet, romantic

restaurant

with a porcelain doll?

That's a great idea!

- Aw, but Penelope's - back at home with mommy,

And I'm never going back there!

You could always...

Bunk with you?

Thanks, Dang!

Mommy would never let me

have any sleepovers.

Ooh, we can gossip,

give each other manicures,

and have tickle fights!

Ha ha ha ha!

What did I just do?

I'm so upset, I could just...

Aah!

[Derby chuckles]

Ow. If only I had eyes

on my butt

instead of on my face,

where they're useless.

Useless!

Derby?

Derby?

I need that

invisibility suit back!

[sipping]

[burping]

Derby, I know you're here.

No, I'm not.

You just talked to me.

No, I didn't.

Give me the suit back!

Never.

[Derby] Now, if you don't mind,

I've got something to do.

Mr. Young!

It was him!

Well, it wasn't me!

Then who threw

these mashed potatoes at me?

[splat, splat]

Huh.

I guess I threw

these mashed potatoes at me.

Take that, Tater!

Hi, Kyle!

Did you get a haircut?

It looks really good!

I didn't get a haircut.

Do you want a haircut?

I could give you a haircut!

That's OK.

I'm good.

You are good.

I'm just gonna sit down now.

[Derby] Hey!

Seat's taken!

[Mrs. Byrne]

Good morning, class.

Who has heard

of the War of 1812?

[Derby] Oh, not again!

Someone do something!

There was no War of 1812.

In fact, there was no 1812.

[Derby] Nice!

Malarkey!

If you don't believe me,

look at that calendar from 1811.

"November, 1811."

"December, 1811."

"January, 18...

13"!

OK, these hunky firemen

give me an idea.

You're all going to do

presentations

on history's

greatest romances.

You mean like

Napoleon and Josephine,

Antony and Cleopatra,

- Catherine the Great - and her horse...

loving husband czar,

Peter III?

Sure!

Or the greatest romance

this world has ever seen:

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez!

I can't believe

I agreed to do this.

Kiss me, Biebs!

What... huh?

[students "eww"]

[Derby] Gah!

I'm covering my eyes,

but I can see through my hands!

Derby, you broke

my invisibility suit!

- No, I didn't; - Slab took it.

- Then why are you - walking around

In your underpants?

I don't understand the question.

So, Slab has the suit?

- If he can make himself - invisible,

Who knows what he'll do?

Aah!

[Slab] Ha ha ha!

Invisible wedgie.

- All right, - now all we have to do

- Is wait for Slab - to take the bait.

[Derby] Can't we just use

a piece of cheese?

No!

You stole the suit.

You have to be the bait.

No fair!

I can't be expected

- to be responsible - for my actions.

I'm Derby!

[Slab] This

invisibility suit is awesome!

- I sat through - the entire detention,

And everyone thought

I skipped detention!

[whispers] Here comes Slab.

Act like the biggest, nerdiest

nerd you can think of.

[Derby] Got it.

[nasally] I'm a genius!

After I got

my fancy graduate degree,

I became the youngest

high school teacher ever!

[Slab] A nerd!

Give me your nerd lunch, nerd!

Give it.

Give it!

Let go!

Now!

[Slab] Ha ha ha! You dropped it.

Hey, what's happening?

Let me out of here!

Not until you give me

the invisibility suit back.

[Slab] OK, OK. Here, take it.

No, don't throw it!

Great!

Who knows where it landed?

Good day, Echo.

Aah!

What happened

to your head?!

Yes, I know, Echo...

I'm bald.

- I can't believe - I have to share my room

With Principal Tater.

[Tater] You called?

Aah!

- [Tater] - I found a magic suit!

Uh, oops!

Whoa!

I'm very disappointed

in you three.

This is incredible technology

that is not meant to be

used for selfish purposes.

Selfish? I was researching

what goes on in

the girls' locker room.

I was going to share my findings

with mankind.

If Derby gets to use the suit,

I get to use the suit.

- I need to get Penelope - back from home,

And I don't want

mommy to see me.

No!

- Nobody's getting - the invisibility suit!

If it'll make you feel better,

- I'll trade you that - dirty invisibility suit

For this clean one.

What do you think?

Is that a wedding dress?

No, this is my

Lady Guinevere costume.

Oh.

- It's for our - history presentation

On Guinevere and Sir Lancelot.

Your knight has arrived, milady.

[giggles]

She's not his milady....

she's my milady!

OK, how about this?

We'll buy the invisibility suit

off you for $1 million.

It's right here, in this

invisible money bag.

Get out of here.

Great.

You got my money everywhere!

OK, good night.

"Good night"?

What do you mean, good night?

I mean it's night...

and it's good.

Good night.

But mommy always gives me

a glass of warm milk before...

Here you go.

Sleep time.

Owie!

It's too hot!

Now it's too cold.

Too milky.

Aah!

Wow. I can see why

Guinevere fell for Lancelot.

And I can see why

you can see that.

Time to make sure

this will be one "knight"

Echo forgets.

Ha!

Why do puns and evil plans

go so well together?

- Let's start - our presentation with

An impressive display

of swordsmanship.

[Adam] Uh-oh.

[Adam shrieks]

[shrieking continues]

Wow.

- I've heard of - the "singing sword,"

- But this one sounds like - a scared little girl weeping!

[Adam shrieks]

That was amazing!

I know.

Could you teach me?

- [Adam, whispering] OK, - this is going out the window.

[window opens]

[sword thrown / clang]

Hey, where'd the sword go?

Don't worry.

We could use this.

Works for me.

Let's start with a girata.

[Adam shrieks]

This pointer sounds

like a scared little girl, too!

Dang?

Dang?

Dang!

I'm calling your name.

Why aren't you appearing?

It's optional!

I can't sleep.

Why?

Is Tater your roommate?

I can't fall asleep

without a bedtime story.

Fine!

[Dang] All right!

Once upon a time,

there were three leaf monkeys.

The first leaf monkey

built his house out of,

well, leaves.

The second leaf monkey

made his house

out of chom chom

tree branches.

And the third leaf monkey

made his house

out of fancy hats!

[deepens voice] One day,

the evil lesser

false vampire bat

showed up...

Too scary!

- You know - you're in detention a lot

When the teacher asks you

to lock up.

Cool!

A sword!

[grunts]

Give me your sword, nerd stone!

All right, rock.

I know one thing

that always beats you:

paper!

- Maybe after the - sword demonstration,

I could perform some music.

- You know how to - play that thing?

I dabble.

[Adam, whispering]

"I dabble."

? Alas, my love ?

? You do me wrong ?

? To cast me off

discourteously ?

[both] ? For I have ?

? Loved you well and long ?

? Delighting in your company ?

? Greensleeves ?

? Was all my joy ?

? Greensleeves ?

? Was my delight ?

Oh, and maybe

we could dance!

Actually, that's all right.

I can dance by myself.

Or we could do this instead.

Whoa!

What's with the kissing?

- We're just doing - a homework assignment here.

- I'm doing an English - assignment with Derby,

And we don't even hold hands.

I guess I thought maybe

you were interested in me.

Seriously? You're not exactly

in my league.

Although, to be fair, no one is.

[door opens and closes]

[sniffling]

[sobs]

Thanks.

I just wish I could find a guy

who is nice and smart,

and likes me,

and cares about me.

Someone who's honest

and doesn't hide

behind some facade.

This butter should help me

free the sword...

by giving me the strength

only butter can give!

[stomach churns]

I don't feel so good.

I need the healing power

only butter can give.

Dang?

Oh, good, you're awake.

What's for breakfast?

Breakfast?!

It's not eating time!

It's sleeping time!

See? Little hand's at 10,

big hand's at 12.

- And this hand's - about to punch you

In the kidney...

from the inside!

Mommy usually makes pancakes.

She makes them

in the shape of my head...

and then we use nutmeg

to give me hair.

[phone rings]

Huh.

Oh, hello, mommy.

Yes, I'm sure you are sorry,

but it's too late

for apologies now!

My new roommate and I

love living together,

and I'm never leaving.

[imitating Tater]

you again,

because I love you.

See you soon, mommy.

Mwah.

[sobbing]

[Adam, whispering] Time to

slip out silently and change.

[Adam] What?

No, the zipper's stuck!

[Adam groans]

Ow!

What was that?

Nothing.

Go back to sleep.

Shh.

[Adam] Ow.

Ow!

Stupid garbage can!

Great!

Now I'm stuck!

And now I'm fading.

Where'd the tiger go?

I'm sure he'll catch up.

[Adam] Derby?

Great:

it's my conscience again.

I told you to leave me alone!

- [Adam] It's me, Adam.

- Adam who?

- Adam Young!

- I don't think so.

The Adam Young I know

is visible.

I got stuck

in the invisibility suit

- while I was trying - to spy on Echo.

That's the Adam Young I know.

Just help me out of here!

OK, OK.

- You know, this would - be a lot easier

If I could see you.

Derby, is that you?

Yeah, I'm just helping...

Are you OK?

I could use someone to talk to.

- Sure. - Why don't we talk at your place?

[Adam smacks Derby]

Or I could just walk you home.

[smack]

I mean, I could just follow you

at a reasonable distance,

making sure

you get home safely?

[smack]

Here's cab fare.

Derby, can you help me?

Sure.

Sure.

I've got to find my sword.

If I don't get it back

to the Drama Department,

Mrs. Saracini will kill me!

Of course, she'll have to borrow

a sword from someone

to do it.

- Maybe Slab can - help you find it.

He's already found one sword.

[snoring]

That's it!

Slab, You found my sword!

Give me your lunch, Merlin!

[grunting]

Don't bother.

I've tried everything.

Did you try buttering it up?

Hey.

- What's a gorgeous - sword like you

Doing in a rock like this?

[grunting]

What are you guys doing?

Somehow, my sword got stuck

in this stone, and...

Here you go.

Sure, after I

buttered it up for you.

That was amazing!

Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Whoa!

How much butter did you eat?!

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