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You wanted to see me

after class?

Yes.

Well, I'm here.

Thank you.

- You wanted to see me - after class.

Yes.

Well, I'm here.

Thank you.

I'm going to go now.

Hey, loser.

Just dropping by to make sure

you and your team

are ready to lose on Friday.

Oh, you must have

the wrong room.

Mr. Young doesn't

participate in anything

requiring any sort of movement

or muscle mass.

Echo, this is Coach Nash

from Western High.

- He coaches their - engineering squad.

- Their undefeated - engineering squad.

Go, Bald Men!

And we will remain undefeated

after we wipe the floor with you

at the paper airplane

design competition.

I'm supposed to be

intimidated by the "Bald Men"?

I work for a bald man,

and let me tell you,

he never wins at anything.

Well, we happen to have

- a new transfer student - on the team.

Meet Yuki,

an origami paper-folding

champion from Japan.

[paper rustling]

[giggles]

It's beautiful.

And so fragrant.

It's not fragrant.

Give me that.

Ow!

This thing has thorns.

I told you he was a champion.

- Well, this isn't - a flower-making competition.

This is a man's game...

Paper airplanes.

- Big deal. So it floated - out the window.

[knock on door]

Then flew back into the school,

- up the stairs, down the hall, - knocked on your door,

And landed in Yuki's strong,

skilled hands.

See you at the competition.

Bye, Yuki.

? Goodbye, summer

hello, fall ?

- ? We've been trying - to get here ?

? Since we both

were barely two feet tall ?

? Who you callin' kid?

Who you callin' kid? ?

? Who you callin' kid? ?

? Can call me what you want ?

? But I won't hear a word

where I am here ?

? Who you callin' kid? ?

[Derby] Ivy, I'm done

with your errands.

Oh, good, you got

my dry cleaning.

Yeah. I got into a shouting

match with the guy.

- He tried to charge me - full turtleneck price

For your mock turtleneck.

And I got your heel fixed.

Thank goodness.

I don't know how I've

survived without these.

And did you get those

fashion magazines I wanted?

Great.

Ew. Look at this cover model.

What is this, the pity issue?

Oops, that's

a financial magazine.

- I must have bought it - by mistake.

"The World's Hundred

Richest Men?"

- They're all a bunch of nerds.

- Of course they are.

- Who do you think goes on - to create

Wildly successful dotcoms,

invent must-have products,

and start multimillion-dollar

companies?

Cool kids?

Nerds.

Today's poorly dressed nerds

are tomorrow's poorly

dressed billionaires.

I want to meet a billionaire.

I need to meet a billionaire.

Look how empty

my jewelry locker is.

I don't even know why

I bother locking it.

All right, maggots. Listen up.

The paper airplane competition

is only three days away.

Losing is not an option.

You know who loses? Losers.

Who here's a loser?

We have to crush Western High.

- We can't have another - embarrassment

Like the robot you designed

for the robot battle.

[monotone] I am Der-Bot.

Fear my unstoppable

robot power.

Oops.

Malfunction, malfunction.

OK, let's see what you got.

[blows whistle]

Now we're talking.

You guys are pathetic.

[Ivy] That's why I'm here.

Ivy, what are you doing here?

Meeting a future

billionaire. Hi, boys.

[Adam] We're not here

for fun and games.

We're here to make

paper airplanes.

I'll make one.

I'll just start by

writing the flight number

here on the side,

which just might happen

to also be my phone number.

[kiss]

Oops. I guess I'm not

very good at taking off...

unless you're talking

about my sweater.

Ivy, we're trying to train here.

You're in the way.

They don't seem to mind.

They don't seem to care.

What? What's happening?

Look at this trash.

Hey, that trash is my sister.

- Oh!

- Everything OK, Ivy?

No. I just flirted

with a bunch of nerds

and not one of them would

give me the time of day.

I know they have it.

They all wear

calculator watches.

Of course they ignored you.

Look at you. You're gorgeous.

I know.

You need to make yourself ugly.

I would never do that.

For millions of dollars?

Go on.

Those nerds see you

as unattainable,

so they don't bother trying.

So that's what happened.

I mean, I wasn't

even on their radar,

and I know they have that, too.

[beeping]

[beeping stops]

[beeping resumes]

OK, class, guess what

we're going to learn today.

Nothing.

But that's what

I learn every day.

Since some of you

won't bother to learn,

I won't bother to teach.

Then how am I going to sleep?

- You're going to throw - my circadian rhythms

All out of whack.

Wait. "Circadian rhythms."

That sounds sciencey.

The point is,

we're having a pop quiz.

- Aww... - Aww...

If you're mad at the nerds,

- why don't you just - make them take the test?

- The rest of us - could just sit around and laugh

About how we talked you

out of giving us the test.

You'll all take the test,

and you'll like it.

No, we won't.

You won't take it,

or you won't like it?

Yes.

Whoa!

Slab, that was amazing.

[whoosh]

Oh...

[machine gun firing]

Ugh...

spitballs, disgusting...

but amazing.

Please, join

the engineering squad.

Forget it.

First rule of Nerd Club...

Don't join Nerd Club.

But you're an incredible

paper airplane maker.

Yeah. You might even

be as good as Yuki.

Have you met Yuki?

Yuki's really good.

I think what Echo's

trying to say is,

we need you to win.

No. I'm trying to say

Yuki's really good.

Yuki...

[clears throat]

- Where did you even learn - to make airplanes like that?

- Well, when I started - high school,

Every time I got a test,

I made it into an airplane.

I guess I got pretty good

after seven years.

Come on, Slab,

- I'm sure the other - Engineering Club members

Will welcome you

with open arms.

They'll be weak,

but they'll be open.

Where are the other

Engineering Club members?

Slab's not going to hurt you.

You can come out.

All of you.

See?

To welcome you,

they even brought snacks.

Oh, and I see you two

are too good to bring snacks?

Come on, Slab.

Why don't you show us one

of your paper airplane designs?

OK.

[paper rustling]

Oh...

Oh...

Whoa!

Whoa!

- Yeah! - Yeah!

All right.

Uh!

[beeping]

Thanks for the really cool

uncool shirt, guys.

Now I can always find wi-fi,

whatever that is.

Hey, boys, check it out.

I'm no longer

out of your league.

[beeping]

Derby, I don't get it.

- The nerds aren't - interested in me,

And I made myself way uglier.

You did? Where?

All over.

I used an off-brand conditioner,

this is last year's outfit,

and my lips?

I used lipstick, lip gloss,

and lip plumper,

but no lip liner.

I mean, look at these lips.

Who would want these?

[voice cracking] I don't know.

Look, Ivy,

- you're not ugly enough - to attract a nerd.

I'm not? What do

these people want?

I'm down to,

like, a nine...

and a half.

What else can I do?

Don't worry. All you need

is a little make-under.

- What kind of hairspray - is that?

It's non-stick cooking spray.

Your hair's not

nearly greasy enough.

OK, next,

let's deal with your

mustache situation.

I don't have a mustache.

Yow!

You do now.

Great. Now go like this.

Tooth yellowing strips.

- Take your teeth - from eggshell white,

To rotten-yolk yellow

in a matter of hours...

unless you'd rather

go with the laser.

Oops.

Hey, give me your lunch.

Now take my lunch.

Tradesies.

[blows whistle]

Hey.

Lunchtime is no time

for lunch.

The competition is tomorrow.

Do you have the guts?

What do you got for us, Slab?

- I've been thinking a lot - about what design

To use for tomorrow,

and I realized something.

I don't like thinking a lot.

Anyway, how about this?

[paper rustling]

[beeping]

The spy drone

has made contact.

Whoa.

Cool.

- Yeah! - Awesome.

Cool. Did you see that?

[applause]

I can't look at this anymore.

[paper rustling]

Thank you.

Listen up, men.

Paper airplane design

is a team sport,

so I want every single

one of you to participate...

in staying out of Slab's way

and letting him win.

Well, hello there,

fellow airplane enthusiast.

We would like to lure you

into the attic

to show you our latest design.

- Who are you?

- Why, we're Wilbur and Orville,

the Wright Brothers.

Never heard of you,

though you do

look like brothers.

We invented the airplane.

Not ringing any bells.

- You're a nerd - on the engineering team.

- How is it that - you've never read about us?

I'm newly nerdy.

Well, ask that homely girl.

- She must spend a lot of time - alone in the library.

You know who we are, don't you?

Nuh-uh, and I don't

have time for this.

I'm looking for Mr. Right.

I'm Mr. Wright. He's Mr. Wright.

We're the Wright Brothers.

We discovered that

- the aerodynamic principles - of lift and drag

- Could make human flight - possible

So long as one controls

the three primary axes...

The roll, the pitch,

and the yaw.

[snoring]

That'll do.

[snoring]

How did we get to the attic?

Someone must've put us in here.

I can't believe those

two nice gentlemen

in old-fashioned clothes

didn't try to stop them.

[rattles doorknob]

We're locked in.

- [rattles doorknob]

- Locked in?

- But I have a paper airplane - competition in...

[beeping]

Well, soon, I think...

or there's a dolphin nearby.

I'm supposed to be

at that nerdfest, too.

That place is crawling with guys

who are going to want

some of this.

Really?

It doesn't matter.

We're stuck in here.

- Dang!

- [Dang] You called?

[both scream]

[both] Huh?

Out here.

[Slab] Why aren't you in here?

The door is locked.

I am not a magician.

- Hey, Adam.

- Echo. I didn't know

you were interested

in the fast-paced world

- of head-to-head - engineering competitions.

Oh, I am.

So, where's Yuki?

[Nash] He's right here.

When did Yuki grow a mustache?

I think it looks great.

Along with being

an engineering genius,

Yuki also happens to be

a world champion...

hair grower.

He can grow a mustache,

a goatee, a soul patch...

even bushy eyebrows.

There. I have completely

and believably

explained the presence

of the mustache.

So, where's your star player?

He'll be here.

You sure he didn't chicken out?

Hey, no one on my team

is a chicken.

He's an alternate.

Can't you use your master key?

How could Master Ki help?

Ki is in Vietnam.

- Why would your key - be in Vietnam?

Oh, you meant my school key.

I thought you meant

my master...

Ki Phan Nguyen...

Master Ki.

No, we meant your master key

to the school.

Where is it?

It's in Vietnam.

I lent it to Master Ki,

but maybe there's another

way out of the attic.

The original school plans

are in the archives

- at the other end - of the building.

- Great. We'll go...

- Got them.

These can't help us.

These are plans

for some blue school.

Wait, you're wrong.

They can help us.

Finnegan has the exact same

design as this blue school.

Wow.

OK, there should be...

Yes. There's a hatch

in the ceiling.

Uh!

Uh! I can't reach it.

I know what to do.

Uh!

[creak]

It leads to the roof.

So? Then we'll be

stuck on the roof.

I guess these school plans

are useless, after all.

Not necessarily.

You can't see my face now,

but if you could,

you'd see that an idea

is dawning on me,

and now I'm nodding.

[applause]

Where is he?

Yuki? He's right over there.

Hi, Yuki!

I was talking about Slab.

OK, Yuke,

bring the trophy home.

My home.

[paper rustling]

Oh...

Oh...

[orchestral music playing]

[Adam] Hey, that's my belt.

Nice.

Cool.

[cheering and applause]

- Well, looks like - we win again.

Your star designer

never showed.

[Slab] Yes, he did.

[cheering and applause]

Looks like we win this time.

Slab built a paper airplane

that can carry human passengers,

though would it have killed you

- to hire a prettier - flight attendant?

Hi, honey. I'm homely.

I don't get it.

Why are they still ignoring me?

Because they already

have girlfriends.

[giggling]

Love your plane.

- You think you're the - first girl to realize

Nerds end up billionaires?

But... but...

now I'm ugly.

And attainable...

by me.

So, let's go out for dinner,

someplace dark.

Because it's romantic?

Sure, let's go with that.

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