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Time to feel the wind in my...
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helmet.
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Well, at least
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the bell still works.
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[ping]
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I thought
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I had fixed my scooter,
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but apparently you people
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did so much damage,
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it couldn't even be repaired
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with school glue.
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School glue!
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- It looks like the bell
- still works.
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No, don't...
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[ping]
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Yep!
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Still works!
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I will deal with each
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of you individually...
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as soon as I finish
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some important
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principal work.
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Ohh.
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- I can't believe
- we were called
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- To the principal's office
- and not Slab.
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You're in my seat.
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Too bad.
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Sit there.
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OK.
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-Wha... whoa!
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-Whoops!
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Next time, give him his seat.
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? Goodbye, summer
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hello, fall ?
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- ? We've been trying
- to get here ?
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? Since we both
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were barely two feet tall ?
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? Who you calling "kid"? ?
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? Who you calling "kid"? ?
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? Who you calling "kid"? ?
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- ? You can call me
- what you want ?
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? But I won't hear a word
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where I am hid ?
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? Who you calling "kid"? ??
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So, I've never been called
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to the principal's office
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before.
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What exactly happens?
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Tater calls you in, tells you
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you'll never amount to anything.
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You snarl at him,
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he goes, "Aah!"
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He lets you go,
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- then you come back the next day
- and do it again.
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[Echo] Great.
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Well, I think my punishment's
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- gonna be a little worse
- than that.
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I totally totaled his scooter.
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Wow!
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Those are beautiful!
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They better be.
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They cost the guy
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I just dumped a fortune.
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The designer handcrafted them
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out of 24-karat gold,
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- Malaysian angel heart
- orchids,
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And, oddly enough,
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school glue.
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[school bell rings]
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Aren't you going to class?
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- No can do.
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- Why not?
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You're not supposed
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to walk in these shoes.
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But they're shoes.
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You wouldn't eat breakfast
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made with a Faberge egg.
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You would just admire it.
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Ooh!
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Can I have some of that bacon?
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You don't eat Faberge bacon.
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It comes from a Faberge pig.
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[suction cups pop]
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What is taking so long?
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Your cheap, ugly shoes
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are fine for walking.
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Sorry.
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I'll pick up the pace.
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[Derby] No, I won't.
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- Can't wait to get
- to the first meeting
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Of my new scooter gang...
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Sons of Mommies.
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[motor whirring]
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Hey, Blondie!
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Get off of my chopper!
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No can do.
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These shoes weren't
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made for walking.
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But that's my butt rocket!
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You want it so bad,
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come and get it.
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[engine revving]
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[tires screeching]
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D'ah! Why did I buy
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running shoes you can't run in?
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[siren]
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Ivy!
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Are you OK?
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I'm fine.
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I just finally found a way
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to get around in these shoes.
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To the mall, boys!
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- I saw these
- designer sunglasses
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You can't use outdoors!
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And now here I am,
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stuck waiting outside
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the principal's office.
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It was pretty smart of me
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not to wear those pants
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you can't sit in.
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- That's all you did
- to Tater's scooter?
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That's nothing
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compared to what I...
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What? What did you do?
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Forget it! I'm not speaking
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in front of this guy!
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He's a mole, a double agent,
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an inside man!
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- Derby...
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- A snoop,
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a stool pigeon, a plant, a...
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did I say "mole" already?
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- I'm not here
- to spy on you, Derby.
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See?
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He even knows our names!
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This guy has really
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done his research.
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I'm here because
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I wrecked Tater's scooter.
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Mr. Tater, these are not
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the supplies I ordered.
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Well, to save money,
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we substituted a few
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gently-used items.
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"Gently-used"?
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These are ancient...
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literally ancient.
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Look at this periodic
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table of elements.
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"Fire, water, air, and earth."
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Big deal.
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So they left off "wood."
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How about this
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human skull model?
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What? My sister married a man
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who looks like that.
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Oh, and then...
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there's the globe.
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Hey, no one's ever proven
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the Earth is round.
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If you don't believe me,
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- you can look it up on
- the Flat World Wide Web.
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Just go to f-w-w-w...
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Mr. Tater?
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I need newer supplies.
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Well, you're gonna have to find
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the money somewhere else.
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- I'm tired of dealing with
- all you complaining teachers.
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I should just retire
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and move to...
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this side down.
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Fine. If I need to raise money
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for supplies,
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I'll do it with a car wash.
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[Derby] Hey, Adam.
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Derby, thanks for helping me
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with my car wash.
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Car wash?
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What car wash?
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[whirring]
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Oh.
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What do we have here?
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Some sort of outdoor shower?
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No!
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- It's a car wash
- to raise money
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For science equipment.
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Discount for principals.
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Aw, darn it!
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I have no principles...
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or scruples, morals,
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or an ethical code
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of any kind.
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I meant the other
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kind of principal.
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I'm the other kind of principal!
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Too bad my scooter
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doesn't need a wash.
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Oh, come on.
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I'll throw in
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the turbo jet package.
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It'll clean your
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scooter in seconds.
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[scooter crashes]
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That'll be 19.95.
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And the worst part is,
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Tater never paid me!
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He wasn't kidding about
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having no principles.
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So Mr. Young
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washed his scooter.
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I did way worse.
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It all started...
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Wait, where are my manners?
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Ladies first.
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Derby?
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No way. I'm still checking
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this snitch for a wire.
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Anyway, it all started
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after science class.
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Echo?
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I'm having a problem
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with Slab Junior.
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My hamster.
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Oh!
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I thought you were
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talking about your gerbil.
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Why did you name them both
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"Slab Junior"?
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- Because they remind me
- of my guinea pig:
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Slab Junior.
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Anyway, he hasn't
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been himself lately.
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He's bloated, he's moody,
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and he keeps throwing up.
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Oh, thank goodness
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it wasn't that much this time.
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Uh, Slab?
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Slab Junior's not a "he."
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He's a she.
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What? How do you know?
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Because "he's" pregnant!
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I'm going to be
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a grandmother?
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No.
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You're still a "he."
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Oh, phew!
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And I think I know
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who the father is...
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Mr. Tickleschmootz!
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The geography teacher?!
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No. My hamster.
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We have too many hamsters named
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after other things around here.
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Are you comfortable,
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Slab Junior?
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[gasps] Your water just broke!
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- How are we going to
- get to the hospital?
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Hurry up and get me inside
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- so I can put on
- these sunglasses!
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That's it!
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Tater's scooter!
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Oh, no, you don't!
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- I'm tired of you people
- taking my scooter,
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So I've chained it up
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with chains...
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chain-link chains.
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- But I need to
- get to the hospital!
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My hamster's having a baby!
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[whirring]
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[loud clanging]
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Gah!
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The baby's coming now!
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Quick, boil some water!
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I always think better
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with a nice cup of tea.
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- But I still don't
- know how to deliver
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Hamster babies.
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[baby chittering]
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[gasps]
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It's a miracle!
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The hamster gave birth
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without human intervention!
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[tiny harp strumming]
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And Tater's still mad
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about his stupid scooter,
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even though I named every
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hamster baby after him.
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This is Four-eyes,
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this is Baldy,
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00:12:01,667 --> 00:12:04,167
this is Lives With Mommy,
291
00:12:04,209 --> 00:12:05,522
and this is
292
00:12:05,523 --> 00:12:06,834
Nice Sweater Vest, Dork.
293
00:12:07,959 --> 00:12:10,209
I just don't get it!
294
00:12:10,250 --> 00:12:11,647
Yeah, well, none of you
295
00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:13,042
did anything as bad as I did
296
00:12:13,083 --> 00:12:14,334
- to Tater's scooter.
297
00:12:14,335 --> 00:12:15,584
- Uh-pup-pup!
298
00:12:15,626 --> 00:12:16,834
I'm still searching
299
00:12:16,835 --> 00:12:18,042
this rat for a wire.
300
00:12:21,167 --> 00:12:22,855
And there's only one other place
301
00:12:22,856 --> 00:12:24,542
it could be...
302
00:12:27,209 --> 00:12:29,250
In this glove.
303
00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:33,250
Nope, it's not in the glove.
304
00:12:33,292 --> 00:12:34,959
He's clean.
305
00:12:39,417 --> 00:12:40,585
- Hi, Mr. Tater!
306
00:12:40,586 --> 00:12:41,751
- Hey there, Echo.
307
00:12:41,792 --> 00:12:43,375
I have exciting news.
308
00:12:43,417 --> 00:12:44,709
The Finnegan Fryer
309
00:12:44,710 --> 00:12:46,000
has a new sidekick...
310
00:12:46,042 --> 00:12:49,584
or should I say "sidechick"?
311
00:12:50,667 --> 00:12:52,667
[clucking]
312
00:12:52,709 --> 00:12:54,083
Aah!
313
00:12:55,584 --> 00:12:57,125
- Why are you afraid
- of the chicken?
314
00:12:57,167 --> 00:12:58,876
- They're supposed to be
- afraid of us.
315
00:12:58,918 --> 00:12:59,959
That's why
316
00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:01,000
they're called "chickens."
317
00:13:02,125 --> 00:13:03,876
I'm not afraid of it.
318
00:13:03,918 --> 00:13:05,310
- I'm upset that
- you've imprisoned it
319
00:13:05,334 --> 00:13:07,125
In a locker!
320
00:13:07,167 --> 00:13:08,751
What are you talking about?
321
00:13:08,792 --> 00:13:10,918
This isn't a prison.
322
00:13:10,959 --> 00:13:12,375
That's our prison.
323
00:13:16,667 --> 00:13:18,417
He hates it in there!
324
00:13:18,459 --> 00:13:19,876
Ah, he always drags
325
00:13:19,877 --> 00:13:21,292
the cup against the bars.
326
00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:23,000
No, the chicken!
327
00:13:24,334 --> 00:13:26,125
Look at this sad poem it wrote!
328
00:13:28,834 --> 00:13:30,418
I... I can't read
329
00:13:30,419 --> 00:13:32,000
this chicken-scratch.
330
00:13:42,042 --> 00:13:43,771
Don't worry, little guy!
331
00:13:43,772 --> 00:13:45,500
I'm here to rescue you!
332
00:13:45,542 --> 00:13:46,709
[wires snapping]
333
00:13:46,751 --> 00:13:48,125
[alarm]
334
00:13:48,167 --> 00:13:49,709
Uh-oh!
335
00:13:53,292 --> 00:13:55,083
[siren]
336
00:13:55,125 --> 00:13:56,626
[Tater] Freeze, chicken thief!
337
00:13:56,667 --> 00:13:58,500
Identify yourself!
338
00:13:58,542 --> 00:14:01,375
Cluck, cluck?
339
00:14:01,417 --> 00:14:04,042
Don't lie to me.
340
00:14:04,083 --> 00:14:05,792
I'm the Finnegan Fryer,
341
00:14:05,834 --> 00:14:08,250
which means you must be...
342
00:14:08,292 --> 00:14:10,000
- the legendary
- forest-dwelling creature
343
00:14:10,042 --> 00:14:11,689
Known to cryptozoologists
344
00:14:11,690 --> 00:14:13,334
as Sa-squawk!
345
00:14:15,792 --> 00:14:17,918
Or Echo.
346
00:14:17,959 --> 00:14:19,147
You could be Echo;
347
00:14:19,148 --> 00:14:20,334
that was my next guess.
348
00:14:21,584 --> 00:14:22,834
Hey, come back here!
349
00:14:22,876 --> 00:14:24,042
[siren]
350
00:14:24,083 --> 00:14:26,459
No! I'm rescuing this guy!
351
00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:28,584
[chicken clucks]
352
00:14:28,626 --> 00:14:30,959
OK, girl.
353
00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:33,918
Ow!
354
00:14:33,959 --> 00:14:36,042
[chicken clucks]
355
00:14:38,334 --> 00:14:40,667
Stop it!
356
00:14:40,709 --> 00:14:42,584
- I'll be embarrassed
- if anybody sees me
357
00:14:42,626 --> 00:14:44,584
With egg on my face!
358
00:14:47,334 --> 00:14:50,125
[chicken clucks]
359
00:14:54,542 --> 00:14:56,376
Help!
360
00:14:56,377 --> 00:14:58,209
I can't see where I'm going!
361
00:14:58,250 --> 00:15:00,459
[scooter crashes]
362
00:15:03,042 --> 00:15:05,542
Cluck, cluck.
363
00:15:05,584 --> 00:15:07,667
[chicken clucks]
364
00:15:07,709 --> 00:15:09,063
Come on! You're finally
365
00:15:09,064 --> 00:15:10,417
getting out of here!
366
00:15:10,459 --> 00:15:12,918
It's about time!
367
00:15:12,959 --> 00:15:14,459
Oh.
368
00:15:16,626 --> 00:15:19,792
[harmonica playing]
369
00:15:27,542 --> 00:15:30,459
Run free, little chicken!
370
00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:31,667
[horn honks]
371
00:15:31,709 --> 00:15:32,876
[brakes screeching]
372
00:15:32,918 --> 00:15:34,584
[thump]
373
00:15:34,626 --> 00:15:35,792
No!
374
00:15:35,834 --> 00:15:37,709
Why?!
375
00:15:37,751 --> 00:15:39,293
Why did the chicken
376
00:15:39,294 --> 00:15:40,834
cross the road?!
377
00:15:43,209 --> 00:15:44,438
Do you all have to sit
378
00:15:44,439 --> 00:15:45,667
on that side of the bench?
379
00:15:45,709 --> 00:15:47,334
Stay away from us,
380
00:15:47,335 --> 00:15:48,959
chicken-killer!
381
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,417
I didn't kill him!
382
00:15:50,418 --> 00:15:51,834
He's going to be fine!
383
00:15:51,876 --> 00:15:53,792
He just broke a drumstick.
384
00:15:55,876 --> 00:15:57,209
And see?
385
00:15:57,210 --> 00:15:58,542
All of his friends signed it.
386
00:15:58,584 --> 00:16:00,209
[chicken clucks]
387
00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:02,585
Wow. They really do
388
00:16:02,586 --> 00:16:04,918
have bad handwriting.
389
00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:16,771
Well, Derby, everyone's told
390
00:16:16,772 --> 00:16:18,500
their scooter story except you.
391
00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:19,855
I still don't want to
392
00:16:19,856 --> 00:16:21,167
talk in front of Adam.
393
00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:26,417
OK, here's my story.
394
00:16:30,792 --> 00:16:32,209
Huh.
395
00:16:32,250 --> 00:16:33,418
I never noticed
396
00:16:33,419 --> 00:16:34,584
that mailbox before.
397
00:16:36,292 --> 00:16:37,439
It would be terrible if,
398
00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:38,584
when I went to open this,
399
00:16:38,626 --> 00:16:40,084
a boxing glove sprung out
400
00:16:40,085 --> 00:16:41,542
and punched me in the nose.
401
00:16:45,542 --> 00:16:48,375
No, just a package.
402
00:16:48,417 --> 00:16:50,292
Ooh, but it's from Ireland!
403
00:16:50,334 --> 00:16:52,059
- I didn't know you could
- mail stuff from Ireland
404
00:16:52,083 --> 00:16:54,083
Without postage.
405
00:16:54,125 --> 00:16:55,688
Morning, Mr. Tater.
406
00:16:55,689 --> 00:16:57,250
Whatcha got there?
407
00:16:57,292 --> 00:16:58,917
A mysterious and enticing
408
00:16:58,918 --> 00:17:00,542
package from Ireland?
409
00:17:00,584 --> 00:17:02,542
Why, yes.
410
00:17:02,584 --> 00:17:03,647
It would be terrible if,
411
00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:04,709
when I went to open this,
412
00:17:04,751 --> 00:17:06,335
a boxing glove sprung out
413
00:17:06,336 --> 00:17:07,918
and punched me in the nose.
414
00:17:10,375 --> 00:17:12,751
Oh, just a DVD.
415
00:17:12,792 --> 00:17:14,417
It would be terrible if,
416
00:17:14,459 --> 00:17:16,268
- when I went to put this
- in the DVD player...
417
00:17:16,292 --> 00:17:18,459
There's no boxing glove!
418
00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:19,500
Just come with me
419
00:17:19,501 --> 00:17:20,501
so we can watch the DVD.
420
00:17:21,792 --> 00:17:22,959
Come on in, sir.
421
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,167
You can watch it on this.
422
00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:26,125
[scoffs] See?
423
00:17:26,167 --> 00:17:27,167
I don't know why
424
00:17:27,168 --> 00:17:28,168
Mr. Young was complaining
425
00:17:28,209 --> 00:17:29,501
about not having supplies.
426
00:17:29,502 --> 00:17:30,792
He's got this AV cart,
427
00:17:30,834 --> 00:17:32,894
- as well as a video camera,
- a DVD burner, and, uh,
428
00:17:32,918 --> 00:17:34,376
This backdrop of a charming
429
00:17:34,377 --> 00:17:35,834
Irish cottage.
430
00:17:37,334 --> 00:17:39,167
[penny-whistle theme plays]
431
00:17:39,209 --> 00:17:40,976
- [Irish accent]: Top o'
- the morning to ya, laddie.
432
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,647
I hope this finds you
433
00:17:42,648 --> 00:17:44,292
bald but healthy.
434
00:17:44,334 --> 00:17:45,813
I'm yer long-lost
435
00:17:45,814 --> 00:17:47,292
Uncle O'Tater.
436
00:17:47,334 --> 00:17:48,605
I didn't know I had
437
00:17:48,606 --> 00:17:49,876
a long-lost Uncle O'Tater.
438
00:17:49,918 --> 00:17:51,668
That's why I'm long-lost,
439
00:17:51,669 --> 00:17:53,417
ye right idiot!
440
00:17:53,459 --> 00:17:55,167
- If yer watchin' this,
- I'm dead.
441
00:17:55,209 --> 00:17:56,709
[gasps] I killed you
442
00:17:56,710 --> 00:17:58,209
just by watching this?
443
00:17:58,250 --> 00:17:59,543
I'm sorry!
444
00:17:59,544 --> 00:18:00,834
I'll watch something else.
445
00:18:00,876 --> 00:18:01,876
Derby, bring me
446
00:18:01,877 --> 00:18:02,877
my waltzing-puppy video.
447
00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:05,584
You didn't kill him.
448
00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:08,209
I think this is his video will.
449
00:18:08,250 --> 00:18:11,167
This is my video will.
450
00:18:11,209 --> 00:18:12,751
I'm leaving ya ev'rything:
451
00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:14,167
�10 million.
452
00:18:14,209 --> 00:18:16,417
10 million pounds?!
453
00:18:16,459 --> 00:18:18,626
Ten million pounds of what?
454
00:18:18,667 --> 00:18:20,292
He means money.
455
00:18:20,334 --> 00:18:22,709
10 million pounds of money?!
456
00:18:22,751 --> 00:18:24,083
There be a catch.
457
00:18:24,125 --> 00:18:25,918
There be a catch?
458
00:18:25,959 --> 00:18:28,542
What catch be there be?
459
00:18:28,584 --> 00:18:31,083
If ye want yer pot o' gold,
460
00:18:31,125 --> 00:18:32,459
ye must come
461
00:18:32,460 --> 00:18:33,792
to the Emerald Isle!
462
00:18:33,834 --> 00:18:35,751
The Emerald Isle?
463
00:18:35,792 --> 00:18:37,001
That's where
464
00:18:37,002 --> 00:18:38,209
the Wizard of Oz lives!
465
00:18:39,459 --> 00:18:41,626
No, that's the Emerald City.
466
00:18:41,667 --> 00:18:43,667
The "Emerald Isle" is a fancy
467
00:18:43,668 --> 00:18:45,667
nickname for Ireland.
468
00:18:45,709 --> 00:18:48,063
Well, looks like
469
00:18:48,064 --> 00:18:50,417
I'm going to Ireland.
470
00:18:51,751 --> 00:18:53,417
- [Adam on video]
- Derby?
471
00:18:53,459 --> 00:18:55,250
- What are you doing
- in my classroom?
472
00:18:55,292 --> 00:18:57,375
[humming]
473
00:18:57,417 --> 00:18:58,626
Heh, so Tater went
474
00:18:58,627 --> 00:18:59,834
all the way to Ireland
475
00:18:59,876 --> 00:19:01,876
and inherited nothing!
476
00:19:03,292 --> 00:19:04,480
Yeah, he told me
477
00:19:04,481 --> 00:19:05,667
about that trip.
478
00:19:05,709 --> 00:19:07,417
He said it was wonderful.
479
00:19:07,459 --> 00:19:08,543
He saw the sights,
480
00:19:08,544 --> 00:19:09,626
took in the history.
481
00:19:09,667 --> 00:19:10,689
He even kissed
482
00:19:10,690 --> 00:19:11,709
the Blarney Stone.
483
00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:13,084
That's right,
484
00:19:13,085 --> 00:19:14,417
and I made him do it all.
485
00:19:15,667 --> 00:19:17,334
- Like a boxing glove in a
- mailbox,
486
00:19:17,375 --> 00:19:19,584
He never saw it coming.
487
00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:21,334
- What does any of this
- have to do with
488
00:19:21,375 --> 00:19:22,584
- wrecking Tater's scooter?
489
00:19:22,585 --> 00:19:23,792
- Oh, it doesn't.
490
00:19:23,834 --> 00:19:25,226
- But I thought
- you'd enjoy the story
491
00:19:25,250 --> 00:19:26,709
Of how I tricked Tater
492
00:19:26,751 --> 00:19:28,168
into taking the vacation
493
00:19:28,169 --> 00:19:29,584
of a lifetime.
494
00:19:29,626 --> 00:19:30,855
If you want to know what
495
00:19:30,856 --> 00:19:32,083
happened to Tater's scooter,
496
00:19:32,125 --> 00:19:33,480
well, that starts
497
00:19:33,481 --> 00:19:34,834
with this balloon.
498
00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:38,293
Where am I supposed to find air
499
00:19:38,294 --> 00:19:39,876
to blow up this balloon?
500
00:19:39,918 --> 00:19:42,417
[sighs]
501
00:19:42,459 --> 00:19:45,292
[sighs again]
502
00:19:45,334 --> 00:19:47,959
[sighs again]
503
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,876
I've got it!
504
00:19:59,334 --> 00:20:01,083
[crashing and clattering]
505
00:20:03,709 --> 00:20:05,250
Whee!
506
00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:08,250
Whee!
507
00:20:16,626 --> 00:20:18,876
Whee!
508
00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:20,334
Whee!
509
00:20:20,375 --> 00:20:22,792
Would you stop that?
510
00:20:22,834 --> 00:20:25,143
- Yeah! You're making the rest of
- us who don't have balloons
511
00:20:25,167 --> 00:20:27,063
Feel bad!
512
00:20:27,064 --> 00:20:28,959
All I've got is this money.
513
00:20:31,125 --> 00:20:33,500
Whee!
514
00:20:33,542 --> 00:20:36,459
Ohh, nothing.
515
00:20:38,334 --> 00:20:39,543
When is Mr. Tater gonna
516
00:20:39,544 --> 00:20:40,751
call us in already?
517
00:20:40,792 --> 00:20:42,959
We've been waiting out here
518
00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:45,125
for nearly 22 minutes!
519
00:20:45,167 --> 00:20:47,042
- Let me find out
- what's going on.
520
00:20:48,626 --> 00:20:50,876
Mr. Tater?
521
00:20:50,918 --> 00:20:53,083
Mr. Tater?
522
00:20:58,959 --> 00:21:00,918
What the heck?
523
00:21:00,959 --> 00:21:02,459
Where's Mr. Tater's office?
524
00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:05,459
This door just leads outside?
525
00:21:05,500 --> 00:21:08,083
Then where did Tater go?
526
00:21:08,125 --> 00:21:09,584
To the airport.
527
00:21:09,626 --> 00:21:11,459
I had to pick up Siobhan,
528
00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:12,897
my new girlfriend
529
00:21:12,898 --> 00:21:14,292
I met in Ireland.
530
00:21:17,792 --> 00:21:19,438
And she happens to be
531
00:21:19,439 --> 00:21:21,083
a scooter mechanic.
532
00:21:25,167 --> 00:21:27,334
Hold on tight, honey.
533
00:21:27,375 --> 00:21:30,083
[Siobhan giggles]
534
00:21:30,125 --> 00:21:31,417
Ha ha!
535
00:21:31,459 --> 00:21:32,876
Sucker!
536
00:21:32,926 --> 00:21:37,476
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