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Today, we're going
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to learn about personality.
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[Derby] And you're
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going to teach us?
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Are you also going to teach us
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how to succeed with women?
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Anyway...
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- who would like to volunteer
- for an experiment?
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Maybe someone with...
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flawless skin,
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soft, almond eyes,
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- and the grace
- of a young Cleopatra?
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- [Slab] I thought
- you'd never ask.
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This neural-imaging machine
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will scan a person's personality
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and imprint it on the computer's
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processing unit.
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Slab, attach the electrodes
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to your temples.
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[machine warbling]
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[electronic whoosh]
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OK, the computer should
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now have your personality.
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Computer, what is
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the square root of nine?
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- [computer Slab]
- Who cares?
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Give me your lunch, nerd.
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It worked!
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Thank you, Slab.
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You can sit down.
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Not until you give that
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computer your lunch.
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[computer burps]
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OK. How about, this time,
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we go with someone
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a little more... petite?
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I thought you'd never...
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Echo! I mean Echo!
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[electronic whoosh]
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- All right.
- Let's see if the computer
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Has your personality.
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Computer, do you
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find Adam attractive?
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Please. I just ate.
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Wow! This thing really works.
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[Adam] OK, everyone.
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See you tomorrow.
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Computer Echo,
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you can stay behind.
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- You're not gonna
- leave my personality
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On that computer, are you?
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Of course not!
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- I'll delete
- your personality matrix.
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See? Dragging it to the trash.
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Thanks, Mr. Young.
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Undo. Undo!
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So...
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do you have plans Friday night?
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- [computer Slab]
- I plan on giving you
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The wedgie of a lifetime...
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but then I'm free.
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? Goodbye, summer hello, fall ?
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- ? We've been trying
- to get here ?
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? Since we both
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were barely two feet tall ?
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? Who you calling "kid"? ?
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? Who you calling "kid"? ?
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? Who you calling "kid"? ?
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- ? You can call me
- what you want ?
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? But I won't hear a word
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where I am hid ?
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? Who you calling "kid"? ?
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Mr. Young, working
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through lunch?
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Yes, sir.
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I'm married to my work.
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Yeah. That's what
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I tell myself, too.
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[computer Echo] Adam!
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Are you still there?
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Where were we?
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Hey. I hope you don't mind...
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I put this on your tab.
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I don't have a tab.
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Yeah, you do.
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- Well, can you
- eat somewhere else?
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I'm on a date.
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It's not a date.
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You're on a date?
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[computer Echo]
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It's not a date!
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Did I just hear my voice?
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Did I just hear my voice?
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Hey. What...
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Hey! Lunchtime is almost over,
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and not one spill!
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Are you kids trying to
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put me out of a job?
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I have four mouths to feed.
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You have a family?
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No. I make extra money
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doing medical research studies.
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Someday...
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these mouths I'm growing
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will help someone to kiss again.
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[slurping]
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Ew. This lemonade is warm.
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[all grunting]
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What just happened?
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[as Adam] The electrolytes
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- in the lemonade
- must have reacted
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With the semiconductors,
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- causing a sinusoidal
- electrical surge,
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Which shorted out
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the entire school.
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[as Ivy] Ew. You sound like
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my dorky brother Adam.
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[as Slab] Ha ha ha! "Dorky."
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[as Echo] Now you
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sound like Slab,
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but I don't look like Echo.
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What happened to us?
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The power surge must have
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switched our personalities.
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This is terrible.
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[like Dang] Terrible?!
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I finally have a mess
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to cle-e-ean.
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I knew this machine was trouble
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- when you tried to put
- my personality in it.
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- You need to change us back,
- Adam.
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[dreamily]
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Smells like pretty.
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Sounds like something
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Adam would say.
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She is Ada-a-am!
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[as Derby] This is confusing.
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- Either we find a way
- to know who's in whose body,
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Or Adam starts
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teaching science...
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so I can have a nap.
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Better, but I'd still
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like a nap.
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[snoring]
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Do these stripy socks
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make my calves look fat?
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- Great, the surge must
- have shorted out the circuits
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In the quad core processor.
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Well, we're smart. Let's fix it.
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No way.
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I'm not fixing anything
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until I fix my makeup.
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[pops lips]
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- [Tater] I don't know
- what knocked the power out,
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But I'm gonna get to the
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bottom of it, Mrs. Straupersson.
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Oh, no. Tater's coming!
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Let's prank him.
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Or we could close
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the blinds and hide in the dark.
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Hello, everyone.
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- I know you can't see them
- in the dark,
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- But I'm wearing
- really cool, expensive
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Night-vision goggles.
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Thanks, Mr. Young.
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I put them on your tab.
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I don't have a tab!
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Is what I'd say
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if I were Adam.
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Yeah, you do...
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is how I'd respond to Adam
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if he were you.
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Anyway, with these,
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I can see perfectly.
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Aah!
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I saw the bucket.
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I chose to trip over it.
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You can see us?
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Yes. And there is
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something different
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about all of you.
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There is?
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You're all green!
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- M-Mr. Tater, maybe
- you should take off
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Those goggles.
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[giggles girlishly]
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- These babies amplify
- any bit of light
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A thousand times.
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And I'm guessing the power
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isn't coming on anytime soon.
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See?
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Aah!
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Aah!
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OK.
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That time I didn't see it.
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Thank you for staying in
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roughly the same positions
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for the last three minutes
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while my eyes recovered.
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- Why are you all
- dressed like that?
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Didn't you hear?
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It's Dress as
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Your Favorite Person Day!
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That can't be true
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because no one's
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dressed as me.
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You're dressed as you!
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I am!
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Oh! This is fun.
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[bell rings]
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I guess we should
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all take our seats.
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Why are you sitting in a desk?
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You're right!
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I-I-I should be
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cle-e-eaning the school.
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You mean teaching class.
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You're so funny, Adam.
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[Echo as Adam]
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Yeah. So funny!
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That's odd.
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Mr. Young isn't funny!
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Well? Have you fixed it?
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I'm working on it.
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It should take me a few days.
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A few days?
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I can't wait "a few days."
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I have to pee,
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and I have no idea
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which bathroom to use.
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- [Ivy as Slab]
- I used the girls'.
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It's all stalls.
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More options for swirlies.
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I have a key to
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the teachers' bathroom.
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It's Adam's.
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Can we forget about bathrooms?
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I can rebuild
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- the internal components for
- the neural-imager from scratch,
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But I'll need tungsten,
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titanium, and aluminum.
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Well, there's tungsten
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in fluorescent bulbs.
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It's weird hearing smart things
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come out of Derby's mouth.
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Dang can take aluminum cans
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from the garbage.
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I'm not Dang.
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Where is Dang?
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- You called?!
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- Aah!
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You were able to
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do that in Adam's body?
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I was worried I'd pull a muscle,
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but... no muscle to pull!
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[all laughing]
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Adam's weak.
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OK, where are we
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going to get titanium?
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Oh, I know where
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to get titanium.
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Give me your retainer, nerd!
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Ow!
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I broke a nail.
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OK, Derby. You're going
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to have to do this.
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They're not going to
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give me their retainers.
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Do we really need titanium?
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- Can't we use some
- other kind of metal?
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Like this?
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[nerds whimpering]
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Wow! I like this!
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- I mean, my newfound
- strength and power,
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- Not being covered
- in nerd slobber
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And bits of gluten-free bread.
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- [Dang as Ivy] Can we just get
- these aluminum cans
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And get out of here?
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Come on in!
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The garbage is warm
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because it is decomposing!
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Ew! I am not going in there.
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But you can find many
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wondrous things in the trash!
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00:11:30,125 --> 00:11:31,355
Look at this
286
00:11:31,356 --> 00:11:32,584
leather couture bag...
287
00:11:35,626 --> 00:11:38,751
and these handcrafted Italian...
288
00:11:38,792 --> 00:11:40,626
stilettos.
289
00:11:40,667 --> 00:11:42,500
Are you kidding me?
290
00:11:45,292 --> 00:11:48,334
[garbage crunching]
291
00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:51,292
Yes! I am kidding you!
292
00:11:53,334 --> 00:11:54,605
OK, Echo, just
293
00:11:54,606 --> 00:11:55,876
a few more fluorescent tubes,
294
00:11:55,918 --> 00:11:57,185
- and we'll have
- enough tungsten to fix
295
00:11:57,209 --> 00:11:59,459
The neural-imager.
296
00:11:59,500 --> 00:12:02,250
Uh-huh.
297
00:12:02,292 --> 00:12:04,000
Are you checking out my butt?
298
00:12:04,042 --> 00:12:07,250
No. I'm checking out my butt.
299
00:12:07,292 --> 00:12:09,667
It looks good.
300
00:12:09,709 --> 00:12:12,792
Really? Let me see!
301
00:12:12,834 --> 00:12:13,959
Whoa!
302
00:12:17,918 --> 00:12:19,876
- What are you
- rapscallions up to?
303
00:12:19,918 --> 00:12:21,727
- Mrs. Byrne. We just
- need some fluorescent...
304
00:12:21,751 --> 00:12:23,459
I see!
305
00:12:23,500 --> 00:12:25,542
- It's Dress
- as Your Favorite Person day.
306
00:12:27,292 --> 00:12:30,083
Mine happens to be Lady Godiva.
307
00:12:32,876 --> 00:12:34,226
- Thank goodness
- I don't have to see
308
00:12:34,250 --> 00:12:35,709
This with my own eyes.
309
00:12:38,375 --> 00:12:39,643
- That's every fluorescent
- in the school.
310
00:12:39,667 --> 00:12:41,792
Whoa. It's so dark in here,
311
00:12:41,834 --> 00:12:42,877
I can't even check
312
00:12:42,878 --> 00:12:43,918
out my own butt.
313
00:12:46,167 --> 00:12:47,251
[Tater] Hey! Why are
314
00:12:47,252 --> 00:12:48,334
the lights out again?
315
00:12:48,375 --> 00:12:51,751
Oh, no. Mr. Tater. Hide!
316
00:12:51,792 --> 00:12:52,876
We don't have to hide.
317
00:12:52,877 --> 00:12:53,959
It's dark.
318
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,500
Yes, we do.
319
00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:57,417
- He's got those
- night-vision goggles.
320
00:12:57,459 --> 00:12:59,147
We need something
321
00:12:59,148 --> 00:13:00,834
to blind him with.
322
00:13:00,876 --> 00:13:02,209
Aah!
323
00:13:02,250 --> 00:13:04,876
Mrs. Byrne! Put something on!
324
00:13:04,918 --> 00:13:07,375
[shuddering]
325
00:13:07,417 --> 00:13:08,834
That should do it.
326
00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:12,980
OK. Did everyone
327
00:13:12,981 --> 00:13:14,459
complete the assignment?
328
00:13:14,500 --> 00:13:16,147
We had an assignment?
329
00:13:16,148 --> 00:13:17,792
You may be prettier now,
330
00:13:17,834 --> 00:13:20,126
but inside, you're still the
331
00:13:20,127 --> 00:13:22,417
same annoying teacher.
332
00:13:22,459 --> 00:13:23,938
I meant, did everybody get
333
00:13:23,939 --> 00:13:25,417
the items we need
334
00:13:25,459 --> 00:13:27,876
to fix the neural-imager?
335
00:13:27,918 --> 00:13:29,292
Fluorescent tubes?
336
00:13:29,334 --> 00:13:31,542
Check.
337
00:13:31,584 --> 00:13:33,167
Aluminum cans?
338
00:13:33,209 --> 00:13:35,918
Check!
339
00:13:35,959 --> 00:13:37,418
But I'll need
340
00:13:37,419 --> 00:13:38,876
this outfit dry-cleaned.
341
00:13:38,918 --> 00:13:40,584
I'll just put it on your tab.
342
00:13:40,626 --> 00:13:42,584
I don't have a tab!
343
00:13:42,626 --> 00:13:46,250
[all] Yeah, you do.
344
00:13:46,292 --> 00:13:48,500
Anyway, retainers?
345
00:13:48,542 --> 00:13:50,125
? Retainers? ?
346
00:13:50,167 --> 00:13:52,459
Derby, that's your cue.
347
00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:55,000
Yeah. About that.
348
00:13:55,042 --> 00:13:57,375
I am not giving this body back.
349
00:13:57,417 --> 00:13:58,480
I tried to put myself
350
00:13:58,481 --> 00:13:59,542
in a garbage can,
351
00:13:59,584 --> 00:14:02,792
and I didn't fit!
352
00:14:02,834 --> 00:14:04,459
You can't leave me in here.
353
00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:07,125
This body's weak.
354
00:14:07,167 --> 00:14:09,167
Plus, you have
355
00:14:09,168 --> 00:14:11,167
some serious split ends.
356
00:14:11,209 --> 00:14:12,626
Please tell me
357
00:14:12,667 --> 00:14:13,751
you haven't been
358
00:14:13,752 --> 00:14:14,834
overusing the flat-iron.
359
00:14:14,876 --> 00:14:17,106
I'm sorry, but how else am
360
00:14:17,107 --> 00:14:19,334
I supposed to make it shiny?
361
00:14:19,375 --> 00:14:21,292
Don't...
362
00:14:21,334 --> 00:14:23,042
touch my hair.
363
00:14:26,125 --> 00:14:27,834
Women.
364
00:14:27,876 --> 00:14:29,398
Can't live with 'em,
365
00:14:29,399 --> 00:14:30,918
can't live inside 'em.
366
00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:38,834
Derby!
367
00:14:38,876 --> 00:14:40,375
Give us those retainers.
368
00:14:40,417 --> 00:14:42,042
Forget it!
369
00:14:42,083 --> 00:14:43,230
There's just so much I
370
00:14:43,231 --> 00:14:44,375
can do with Slab's body.
371
00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:45,792
For instance...
372
00:14:45,834 --> 00:14:47,083
this.
373
00:14:49,876 --> 00:14:52,500
Ha-a-a-and it over,
374
00:14:52,542 --> 00:14:58,250
body-stealing de-e-e-emon!
375
00:14:58,292 --> 00:14:59,584
I'll handle this,
376
00:14:59,626 --> 00:15:02,292
weakling version of Dang.
377
00:15:02,334 --> 00:15:04,918
Give me those retainers, nerd!
378
00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:17,042
That'll teach you.
379
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:18,709
Step aside.
380
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,417
There's only one thing
381
00:15:20,418 --> 00:15:22,083
Derby cares about.
382
00:15:22,125 --> 00:15:23,834
Heh! Me!
383
00:15:26,584 --> 00:15:29,626
Oops. I dropped my purse.
384
00:15:34,918 --> 00:15:36,584
Oh, hi, Derby!
385
00:15:36,626 --> 00:15:38,959
I didn't see you standing there.
386
00:15:39,042 --> 00:15:40,667
- Why don't you
- give me a massage,
387
00:15:40,709 --> 00:15:42,731
While I hold your bag
388
00:15:42,732 --> 00:15:44,751
of slobbery retainers?
389
00:15:44,792 --> 00:15:46,876
Yuck.
390
00:15:46,918 --> 00:15:50,417
Yes, slobber is disgusting.
391
00:15:50,459 --> 00:15:52,751
I was talking about you.
392
00:15:52,792 --> 00:15:54,564
Your flirting might work
393
00:15:54,565 --> 00:15:56,334
if you looked like that.
394
00:15:56,375 --> 00:15:57,626
You know, there's more to me
395
00:15:57,667 --> 00:15:59,334
than the way I look.
396
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:01,355
I had no idea everyone
397
00:16:01,356 --> 00:16:03,334
objectified hot chicks.
398
00:16:03,375 --> 00:16:05,584
Well, this has been weird.
399
00:16:05,626 --> 00:16:06,876
I'm off to steal
400
00:16:06,877 --> 00:16:08,125
some nerd lunches.
401
00:16:10,375 --> 00:16:12,250
Wait a second.
402
00:16:12,292 --> 00:16:14,042
Derby is attracted to my sister,
403
00:16:14,083 --> 00:16:16,042
- so if we show him
- that his body
404
00:16:16,083 --> 00:16:17,667
Has a shot with her body,
405
00:16:17,709 --> 00:16:19,459
- he'll want to be
- back in his body,
406
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:20,689
And then we can all
407
00:16:20,690 --> 00:16:21,876
have our own bodies back.
408
00:16:25,584 --> 00:16:28,334
Trust me, it makes sense.
409
00:16:28,375 --> 00:16:29,584
[Dang as Ivy] Yoo-hoo!
410
00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:34,626
Who will rub this suntan lotion
411
00:16:34,667 --> 00:16:36,418
on my soft, supple
412
00:16:36,419 --> 00:16:38,167
shoulders?
413
00:16:38,209 --> 00:16:40,417
[others] He's gone.
414
00:16:40,459 --> 00:16:41,709
Still doesn't answer
415
00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:42,959
my question.
416
00:16:46,459 --> 00:16:49,375
Peel my grapes, nerds.
417
00:16:51,459 --> 00:16:54,584
I mean, my tiny fruit balls.
418
00:16:58,959 --> 00:17:00,626
OK, Slab.
419
00:17:00,667 --> 00:17:02,185
- You and Echo go flirt
- in front of Derby
420
00:17:02,209 --> 00:17:03,459
And make him jealous.
421
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:04,918
Don't you worry.
422
00:17:04,959 --> 00:17:08,834
I'm an expert at flarting.
423
00:17:08,876 --> 00:17:10,918
What is "flarting?"
424
00:17:10,959 --> 00:17:14,250
It's flirtatious farting.
425
00:17:14,292 --> 00:17:15,792
Works every time.
426
00:17:17,083 --> 00:17:20,834
Don't even think about it.
427
00:17:20,876 --> 00:17:23,584
OK, OK. I'll flirt normally.
428
00:17:27,751 --> 00:17:29,709
So...
429
00:17:29,751 --> 00:17:32,667
hey.
430
00:17:32,709 --> 00:17:34,709
[deeper] So...
431
00:17:34,751 --> 00:17:36,709
Can I just try the flarting?
432
00:17:40,584 --> 00:17:45,584
Hey there, not-so-big boy.
433
00:17:45,626 --> 00:17:50,083
You are really man-pretty.
434
00:17:50,125 --> 00:17:51,375
You're cute,
435
00:17:51,417 --> 00:17:52,918
but a lot of girls want me.
436
00:17:52,959 --> 00:17:54,959
After all, I am Derby.
437
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,918
Girls want Derby?
438
00:17:56,959 --> 00:17:59,959
Ha ha ha!
439
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,876
I mean, yes.
440
00:18:01,918 --> 00:18:04,918
Girls want Derby.
441
00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:07,334
[yawns]
442
00:18:07,375 --> 00:18:09,626
Derby's not buying it!
443
00:18:09,667 --> 00:18:11,189
I hate to suggest
444
00:18:11,190 --> 00:18:12,709
you do this with my lips,
445
00:18:12,751 --> 00:18:14,251
but I think
446
00:18:14,252 --> 00:18:15,751
you guys have to kiss.
447
00:18:15,792 --> 00:18:17,542
Then disinfect immediately.
448
00:18:17,584 --> 00:18:19,000
Seriously.
449
00:18:19,042 --> 00:18:22,042
Scrub.
450
00:18:22,083 --> 00:18:23,792
Hard!
451
00:18:26,209 --> 00:18:27,918
- I know there's
- a chick in there,
452
00:18:27,959 --> 00:18:30,250
But this is still weird.
453
00:18:37,667 --> 00:18:39,626
Hot dog!
454
00:18:41,334 --> 00:18:43,313
Thanks, nerd, but no time.
455
00:18:43,314 --> 00:18:45,292
I want my body back,
456
00:18:45,334 --> 00:18:47,876
- before Ivy comes to
- her senses and stops kissing it.
457
00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:49,500
Adam, catch.
458
00:18:52,167 --> 00:18:53,935
- Just to be clear...
- He catches like a girl
459
00:18:53,959 --> 00:18:55,209
Because of his personality,
460
00:18:55,250 --> 00:18:56,959
not because of his body.
461
00:19:00,167 --> 00:19:01,480
OK, I've rebuilt
462
00:19:01,481 --> 00:19:02,792
the neural-imager.
463
00:19:02,834 --> 00:19:04,751
- We're all in
- the correct configuration
464
00:19:04,792 --> 00:19:06,292
To ensure proper
465
00:19:06,293 --> 00:19:07,792
personality reversal.
466
00:19:07,834 --> 00:19:10,105
Now, this final step
467
00:19:10,106 --> 00:19:12,375
requires the utmost precision.
468
00:19:12,417 --> 00:19:15,000
[slurping]
469
00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:29,000
[all groaning]
470
00:19:34,959 --> 00:19:37,542
Are we back in our own bodies?
471
00:19:37,584 --> 00:19:38,751
Catch.
472
00:19:41,834 --> 00:19:42,834
Yup, we're back
473
00:19:42,835 --> 00:19:43,835
in our own bodies.
474
00:19:46,334 --> 00:19:48,542
Which reminds me...
475
00:19:53,334 --> 00:19:55,918
It's good to be back.
476
00:19:55,959 --> 00:19:57,584
You're telling me!
477
00:19:57,626 --> 00:20:00,459
I am so happy, I could sing.
478
00:20:04,792 --> 00:20:07,334
[plays key note]
479
00:20:07,375 --> 00:20:09,688
[in four-part harmony]
480
00:20:09,689 --> 00:20:12,000
? Down by the old mill stream ?
481
00:20:12,042 --> 00:20:15,459
? Where I first met you ?
482
00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:17,751
? With your eyes of blue ?
483
00:20:17,792 --> 00:20:20,250
? Wearing gingham, too ?
484
00:20:20,292 --> 00:20:21,939
- ? It was there I knew ?
485
00:20:21,940 --> 00:20:23,584
- ? It was there that I knew ?
486
00:20:23,626 --> 00:20:25,605
- ? That you loved me true ?
487
00:20:25,606 --> 00:20:27,584
- ? Loved me true ?
488
00:20:27,626 --> 00:20:29,125
? By the old ?
489
00:20:29,167 --> 00:20:33,792
? Mill stream ?
490
00:20:38,209 --> 00:20:40,022
Mrs. Byrne,
491
00:20:40,023 --> 00:20:41,834
are you looking at my butt?
492
00:20:41,876 --> 00:20:43,083
Yes.
493
00:20:47,209 --> 00:20:48,560
- Well, that's the last
- of the light bulbs
494
00:20:48,584 --> 00:20:49,751
I had to replace.
495
00:20:49,792 --> 00:20:51,918
That is thirsty work.
496
00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:53,334
Oh, look!
497
00:20:53,375 --> 00:20:55,042
Someone left me a drink.
498
00:20:55,083 --> 00:20:56,542
I hope it's not lemonade.
499
00:20:56,584 --> 00:20:58,125
I hate lemonade.
500
00:20:58,167 --> 00:20:59,292
[slurps]
501
00:21:04,125 --> 00:21:05,792
You try to cut class again,
502
00:21:05,834 --> 00:21:07,042
and you're getting
503
00:21:07,043 --> 00:21:08,250
detention, mister.
504
00:21:08,292 --> 00:21:10,209
Get your hands off me,
505
00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:11,564
somewhat-more-masculine
506
00:21:11,565 --> 00:21:12,876
Tater!
507
00:21:14,083 --> 00:21:15,250
Or else!
508
00:21:15,292 --> 00:21:16,542
Aah!
509
00:21:16,584 --> 00:21:19,292
He's all yours, Mrs. Byrne.
510
00:21:19,334 --> 00:21:21,709
Good.
511
00:21:21,751 --> 00:21:23,563
Who has heard
512
00:21:23,564 --> 00:21:25,375
of the war of 1812?
513
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,834
- What's the matter
- with you people?
514
00:21:29,876 --> 00:21:31,709
Never seen a real woman before?
515
00:21:31,759 --> 00:21:36,309
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