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[yawning]
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Good morning, Mom.
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Good morning, sleepyhead.
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- Derby, what are
- you doing here?
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Making breakfast.
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- I eat here every morning
- before you get up.
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Are we out of cereal?
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"We?"
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Ah, here it is.
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Cyclops brand Cycloops...
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- Fruit-shaped Os
- with marshmallow eyes.
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- What are you doing?
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- Looking for the toy prize.
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I called dibs
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while you were asleep.
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So, you're not even
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going to eat the cereal?
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Of course not. I made
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a Tex-Mex scramble.
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Besides, this stuff
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is all sugar.
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I'm not even sure
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why Mom buys it.
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You call Mom Mom?
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She insisted.
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There's no prize here!
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It says "A prize in every box,"
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- right here next
- to "A good source
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Of artificial flavor."
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So what? It's just
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a 10-cent plastic toy.
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If they're lying
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about the prize inside,
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what else are they lying about?
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Maybe this isn't a good source
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of artificial flavor.
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No. No, it is.
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Look, Derby, let's
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just forget about it
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and have breakfast.
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Have breakfast?
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I'm too upset to eat.
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? Goodbye, summer hello, fall ?
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- ? We've been trying
- to get here ?
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? Since we both
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were barely two feet tall ?
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? Who you calling "kid"? ?
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? Who you calling "kid"? ?
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? Who you calling "kid"? ?
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- ? You can call me
- what you want ?
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? But I won't hear a word
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where I am hid ?
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? Who you calling "kid"? ?
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OK, nerds. When you get
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to the front of the line,
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present your lunch bag
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for inspection.
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Remember, you will only
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be allowed to keep
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fruits and vegetables.
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[scanner beeping]
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Is this your lunch, nerd?
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Yeah.
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I'm going to
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have to look inside.
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A chocolate bar?
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I didn't know that was there!
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I swear,
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Mommy packed my lunch!
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- I'm going to have to
- ask you to join
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That line for
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level two screening.
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But... I... my mother...
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Don't worry, sir.
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I'm sure it's not that bad.
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[Slab] We need to do
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a full-body search.
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We've got to do
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something about Slab.
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- Maybe he wouldn't want
- so many lunches
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- If we got Derby
- to invite him over
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To Adam's house every morning
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for a Tex-Mex scramble.
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- I don't think
- this is about the food.
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I think Slab just
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needs a new hobby.
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And fast!
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Uh, could I request
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a female bully?
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Help me!
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I am so upset about this
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cereal-box-toy thing!
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I'm calling Cyclops Foods
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to complain.
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Can I borrow your phone?
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I guess so.
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Agh!
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[crunching]
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Agh!
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Nope. That didn't
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make me feel better.
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I'm still calling them.
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Wow. I've never seen you
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care about something so much.
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Well, to be fair,
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you mostly see me in your class.
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Here. Listen in.
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- I'm about to get
- a free lifetime supply
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Of Cycloops.
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[woman] Thank you
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for calling Cyclops Foods.
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To report a poisoning,
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press or say, "one."
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If one of our soups caused
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your tongue to fall off,
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press or press "two."
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I think I've eaten their soup.
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For all other complaints,
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press or say, "three."
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Three.
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That mailbox is currently full.
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Goodbye.
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What?! This is an outrage.
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I'm going to write a letter
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- to the president
- of the company.
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Can I borrow your laptop?
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No! Give me that!
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You know, maybe
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it will help Slab relax
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if he joins our knitting circle,
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the Knit-wits.
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Well, it certainly relaxes me.
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Plus, I'm just about
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finished this toupee.
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Can you tell?
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Can you tell I'm wearing it?
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Wearing what?
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So we should ask Slab to join.
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Slab, how would you like to be
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a Knit-wit?
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- And how would you like
- to be a spot
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On the bottom of my shoe?
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Ha ha ha!
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Oh, I see your confusion.
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- I was asking you
- if you'd like join
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The Knit-wits,
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our knitting circle.
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I know.
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Cyclops Foods.
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Cool. This is where they make
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Cycloops, Cyclobster Bisque,
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and Cyclop Tarts.
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Can I help you?
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Yes. I would like to see
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the president...
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Mr. Cyclops.
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I'm sorry. He's not in today.
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[muffled] Hey, Thoosa!
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Check this out.
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For Halloween, I'm
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going as a "Biclops."
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Excuse me, Mr. Cyclops?
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What? No-o-o-o.
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My name is Mr. Jones.
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You think because I'm a Cyclops
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my name is Mr. Cyclops?
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You're young.
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Should I call you Mr. Young?
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I can't believe he's not here!
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- Perhaps I could give him
- a message for you.
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No, we're past messages.
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I want to look him in the eye.
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- Why don't you make
- an appointment?
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Great. Make us an appointment.
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We don't do that in this office.
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You'll have to call this number.
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Fine.
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You call.
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[desk phone ringing]
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Thank you for
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calling Cyclops Foods.
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To report a poisoning,
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press or say, "one."
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- If one of our soups
- caused your tongue
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To fall off,
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press or press "two."
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For complaints,
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press or say, "three."
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Three.
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Did you knit that hoodie, Slab?
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Yup.
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- And I'm almost finished
- the pants.
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I also made this hat
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and these slippers.
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Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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Cupcakes!
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Yup. Made those, too.
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Why would you knit cupcakes?
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- They're a real
- conversation starter.
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They taste awful.
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I bet they do.
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And conversation started.
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Uh-oh. Nerds!
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Nerds?!
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I should knit them
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pocket protectors.
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I know it's a stereotype,
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but, still, they use them.
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[knocking on door]
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[tough voice]
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Delivery for Mistah Cyclops!
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I'll take that.
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Easy there, honey.
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No can do.
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- If this Cyclops fella
- don't sign for it himself,
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My supervisor will be on me
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like a butterfly
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on a flowering mornin' glory.
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Nice. Very tough.
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OK, OK. Follow me.
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Mr. Cyclops?
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Unh! I wasn't asleep.
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I was just resting my eye.
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[Thoosa] There's
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a delivery for you.
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Here you go.
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Just sign here.
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Thanks.
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Ain't you gonna open it?
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Eventually.
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Put it with the others.
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He's not opening it?
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I'm running out of air in here.
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[whispering]
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What do you want me to do?
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[pop, air escapes]
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Ahh.
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[popping]
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What was that?
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We'll never know
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unless you open it.
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- Thoosa, this letter
- is annoying me.
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Put it in the shredder.
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[Derby] Aah!
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Ow!
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A locker cozy.
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How... cozy.
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- It's nice to make
- something with my hands
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Other than a fist.
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I'm also knitting a school cozy!
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You don't look happy
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- for a guy who just
- solved his Slab problem.
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Well, I have a new problem.
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The school's
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been overrun by nerds!
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[slurping]
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I guess by removing
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the nerds' only predator,
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their population
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has been allowed to explode.
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I mean, not through
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mating, obviously.
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They're nerds.
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We have to do something.
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If this school goes 100% nerd,
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- we'll never win
- a sporting event,
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We'll have to cancel prom...
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And our test scores will
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go through the roof.
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What's bad about that one?
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- If this school becomes
- an academic gem,
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They're going to replace me
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with someone competent.
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- [lightsabers clashing
- and buzzing]
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Oh, just pick it up, nerd.
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[rattling]
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- All clear.
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- All clear.
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How can I help you?
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You can help us help you
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help us help you stay alive.
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We're from the C.I.A....
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The Cyclops Intelligence Agency.
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We've been assigned
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to keep our eye on you.
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00:11:32,542 --> 00:11:34,272
We've been hearing chatter
287
00:11:34,273 --> 00:11:36,000
about corporate espionage.
288
00:11:36,042 --> 00:11:37,542
We have credible evidence
289
00:11:37,584 --> 00:11:38,894
- that the enemy
- is planning attacks
290
00:11:38,918 --> 00:11:42,417
Using people in giant envelopes.
291
00:11:42,459 --> 00:11:45,167
It's diabolical.
292
00:11:45,209 --> 00:11:46,418
If you could take us
293
00:11:46,419 --> 00:11:47,626
to Mr. Cyclops,
294
00:11:47,667 --> 00:11:49,521
we'll be able to provide him
295
00:11:49,522 --> 00:11:51,375
with a security detail.
296
00:11:51,417 --> 00:11:53,209
Well...
297
00:11:53,250 --> 00:11:54,293
there was a guy
298
00:11:54,294 --> 00:11:55,334
in a giant envelope
299
00:11:55,375 --> 00:11:56,980
here yesterday,
300
00:11:56,981 --> 00:11:58,584
but he ran away
301
00:11:58,626 --> 00:12:00,751
like a cowardly little girl.
302
00:12:00,792 --> 00:12:02,084
Maybe he's an evil genius
303
00:12:02,085 --> 00:12:03,375
and running away
304
00:12:03,417 --> 00:12:05,230
was just to lull you into
305
00:12:05,231 --> 00:12:07,042
a false sense of security.
306
00:12:07,083 --> 00:12:08,876
And to be extra convincing,
307
00:12:08,877 --> 00:12:10,667
he peed in the envelope.
308
00:12:10,709 --> 00:12:12,042
Well, I'll take you
309
00:12:12,043 --> 00:12:13,375
to Mr. Cyclops,
310
00:12:13,417 --> 00:12:14,855
but I really don't think
311
00:12:14,856 --> 00:12:16,292
he's in any danger.
312
00:12:18,542 --> 00:12:20,042
[Cyclops] Help! Help!
313
00:12:21,959 --> 00:12:23,543
Don't worry, Mr. Cyclops!
314
00:12:23,544 --> 00:12:25,125
The C.I.A. is here.
315
00:12:25,167 --> 00:12:26,959
Oh, thank goodness.
316
00:12:29,334 --> 00:12:30,542
Oh.
317
00:12:35,876 --> 00:12:37,375
[envelope man yells]
318
00:12:37,417 --> 00:12:41,083
[bubble wrap popping]
319
00:12:41,125 --> 00:12:42,625
Wow. Those padded
320
00:12:42,626 --> 00:12:44,125
envelopes really work.
321
00:12:44,167 --> 00:12:45,542
Oops.
322
00:12:48,584 --> 00:12:51,751
You're a Biclops!
323
00:12:51,792 --> 00:12:53,980
What?! All these years.
324
00:12:53,981 --> 00:12:56,167
I trusted you!
325
00:12:56,209 --> 00:12:58,584
You're my kid's godfather!
326
00:13:01,209 --> 00:13:03,000
OK, here's the thing.
327
00:13:03,042 --> 00:13:04,271
I opened a box of Cycloops,
328
00:13:04,272 --> 00:13:05,500
and there was no toy.
329
00:13:05,542 --> 00:13:06,876
So?
330
00:13:06,918 --> 00:13:08,792
It says, "Prize in every box."
331
00:13:08,834 --> 00:13:10,560
- It also says,
- "A good source of nutrition."
332
00:13:10,584 --> 00:13:13,834
OK! Here's what we'll do.
333
00:13:13,876 --> 00:13:15,417
We'll leave your office.
334
00:13:15,459 --> 00:13:17,334
- You give him the toy
- and apologize.
335
00:13:17,375 --> 00:13:18,834
- I control the market
- around here.
336
00:13:18,876 --> 00:13:20,792
- If I have one
- unhappy customer,
337
00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:22,042
Who cares?
338
00:13:22,083 --> 00:13:24,459
You're not getting the toy.
339
00:13:27,375 --> 00:13:29,000
Why are you standing there?
340
00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:30,310
- I told you you're
- not getting the toy.
341
00:13:30,334 --> 00:13:31,542
I didn't think you meant it
342
00:13:31,584 --> 00:13:33,209
because you winked afterward.
343
00:13:33,250 --> 00:13:35,876
I didn't wink. I blinked.
344
00:13:35,918 --> 00:13:37,667
This is winking.
345
00:13:42,250 --> 00:13:43,542
Now, if you don't mind,
346
00:13:43,584 --> 00:13:44,918
I need to have a meeting
347
00:13:44,959 --> 00:13:47,667
with my secretary.
348
00:13:47,709 --> 00:13:48,876
- Was that a wink?
349
00:13:48,877 --> 00:13:50,042
- Yes!
350
00:13:54,918 --> 00:13:56,334
I can't believe the head
351
00:13:56,375 --> 00:13:58,334
- of a major multinational
- corporation
352
00:13:58,375 --> 00:14:01,083
Could be so untrustworthy.
353
00:14:01,125 --> 00:14:02,959
I'm never eating anything made
354
00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:04,792
by Cyclops Foods again.
355
00:14:04,834 --> 00:14:07,626
Ooh! Cyclops-brand mixed nuts!
356
00:14:08,834 --> 00:14:10,626
Mmm.
357
00:14:10,667 --> 00:14:12,001
These nuts are bursting
358
00:14:12,002 --> 00:14:13,334
with artificial flavor.
359
00:14:14,876 --> 00:14:16,375
Mr. Cyclops is right.
360
00:14:16,417 --> 00:14:17,585
They're a huge,
361
00:14:17,586 --> 00:14:18,751
powerful company.
362
00:14:18,792 --> 00:14:20,689
Look around! Everything's
363
00:14:20,690 --> 00:14:22,584
made by Cyclops foods.
364
00:14:23,751 --> 00:14:26,334
This root beer...
365
00:14:26,375 --> 00:14:28,500
this spray-on ham...
366
00:14:31,667 --> 00:14:35,042
this giant box of croutons.
367
00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:37,459
Oh, great. It just expired,
368
00:14:37,500 --> 00:14:38,959
and look how much is still left.
369
00:14:45,459 --> 00:14:47,417
What a waste.
370
00:14:47,459 --> 00:14:49,375
- Well, what are we
- supposed to do?
371
00:14:49,417 --> 00:14:51,125
They have no reason
372
00:14:51,167 --> 00:14:52,894
- to improve their products
- or customer service.
373
00:14:52,918 --> 00:14:54,250
They have no real competition.
374
00:14:54,292 --> 00:14:56,334
Not yet.
375
00:14:56,375 --> 00:14:58,125
Good morning, Thoosa.
376
00:14:58,167 --> 00:14:59,751
Did they fix my window yet?
377
00:14:59,792 --> 00:15:01,167
Let me check for you.
378
00:15:03,876 --> 00:15:05,417
Centaur Foods?
379
00:15:05,459 --> 00:15:07,667
I can't believe my eye!
380
00:15:07,709 --> 00:15:09,542
Who is this Centaur Foods?
381
00:15:09,584 --> 00:15:11,501
Why have I never heard of them?
382
00:15:11,502 --> 00:15:13,417
I have two ears.
383
00:15:13,459 --> 00:15:15,334
Just try to relax, sir.
384
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,459
Why don't you watch TV?
385
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:19,935
- There's a Greek
- mythology special on.
386
00:15:19,959 --> 00:15:22,542
All that stuff is bunk.
387
00:15:22,584 --> 00:15:24,209
- [announcer]
- "Mayhem on Mount Olympus"
388
00:15:24,250 --> 00:15:25,980
Will return
389
00:15:25,981 --> 00:15:27,709
after these messages.
390
00:15:27,751 --> 00:15:30,168
Dude! I just shredded
391
00:15:30,169 --> 00:15:32,584
a sick heel-flip!
392
00:15:32,626 --> 00:15:36,542
And I'm hungry.
393
00:15:36,584 --> 00:15:38,126
Well, you're just
394
00:15:38,127 --> 00:15:39,667
in time for breakfast!
395
00:15:39,709 --> 00:15:43,083
We're having Centaurioops!
396
00:15:43,125 --> 00:15:47,584
Awesome!
397
00:15:47,626 --> 00:15:49,375
- He loves it
- because it's delicious,
398
00:15:49,417 --> 00:15:50,439
And I love it because
399
00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:51,459
it's good for him
400
00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:55,918
and 100% unartificial!
401
00:15:55,959 --> 00:15:57,584
Two toys?
402
00:15:57,626 --> 00:15:59,709
Totally rad!
403
00:16:01,125 --> 00:16:02,667
Ohh! Two toys?
404
00:16:02,709 --> 00:16:04,209
- That's one more
- than we advertise
405
00:16:04,250 --> 00:16:05,897
And two more than
406
00:16:05,898 --> 00:16:07,542
we actually give!
407
00:16:07,584 --> 00:16:09,500
- [Derby] Centaurioops
- from centaur Foods.
408
00:16:09,542 --> 00:16:11,250
Part of a balanced breakfast.
409
00:16:11,292 --> 00:16:12,852
- [rapidly] "Unartificial"
- is a made-up word
410
00:16:12,876 --> 00:16:15,292
And has no real meaning.
411
00:16:15,334 --> 00:16:17,125
[Echo] So, Slab...
412
00:16:17,167 --> 00:16:18,605
maybe you want to do
413
00:16:18,606 --> 00:16:20,042
something other than knit,
414
00:16:20,083 --> 00:16:21,459
especially since you've almost
415
00:16:21,460 --> 00:16:22,834
finished your school cozy.
416
00:16:31,292 --> 00:16:32,709
Slab.
417
00:16:32,751 --> 00:16:34,751
This has got to stop!
418
00:16:34,792 --> 00:16:35,980
Although the school
419
00:16:35,981 --> 00:16:37,167
is nice and toasty.
420
00:16:38,417 --> 00:16:40,417
But I love knitting!
421
00:16:40,459 --> 00:16:42,375
- Couldn't you pick
- on the nerds a little bit?
422
00:16:42,417 --> 00:16:45,417
A swirly here, a wedgie there?
423
00:16:45,459 --> 00:16:47,059
- Not that you can even
- get to their underpants,
424
00:16:47,083 --> 00:16:48,709
With the 24/7 renaissance fair
425
00:16:48,751 --> 00:16:50,417
we've got going on here.
426
00:16:52,918 --> 00:16:54,834
- Wait. You want me to
- give up knitting
427
00:16:54,876 --> 00:16:56,626
And go back to picking on nerds?
428
00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:59,417
Forget it!
429
00:16:59,459 --> 00:17:00,917
Maybe you can find
430
00:17:00,918 --> 00:17:02,375
a way to do both.
431
00:17:02,417 --> 00:17:04,667
Here. This is for you.
432
00:17:04,709 --> 00:17:06,083
Try it on.
433
00:17:08,209 --> 00:17:11,417
Ha ha ha!
434
00:17:11,459 --> 00:17:14,167
Nice nerdy sweater, nerd.
435
00:17:16,292 --> 00:17:17,476
- [Derby] "Unartificial"
- is a made-up word
436
00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:19,334
And has no real meaning.
437
00:17:19,375 --> 00:17:21,125
By now, Centaur Foods
438
00:17:21,167 --> 00:17:22,230
should have Cyclops
439
00:17:22,231 --> 00:17:23,292
pretty nervous.
440
00:17:23,334 --> 00:17:24,688
I bet he's sleeping
441
00:17:24,689 --> 00:17:26,042
with one eye open...
442
00:17:26,083 --> 00:17:28,709
or half an eye open.
443
00:17:28,751 --> 00:17:30,709
I hope you're right.
444
00:17:30,751 --> 00:17:32,272
We really can't afford
445
00:17:32,273 --> 00:17:33,792
to keep buying ad time on TV.
446
00:17:33,834 --> 00:17:35,709
Although, I must say,
447
00:17:35,751 --> 00:17:36,959
television advertising
448
00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:38,167
has been, and remains,
449
00:17:38,209 --> 00:17:39,810
- the most cost-effective
- and proven way
450
00:17:39,834 --> 00:17:41,251
A company can connect
451
00:17:41,252 --> 00:17:42,667
with consumers.
452
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:48,125
[cell phone ringing]
453
00:17:48,167 --> 00:17:49,605
Do you know anyone
454
00:17:49,606 --> 00:17:51,042
named "Foods Cyclops?"
455
00:17:51,083 --> 00:17:53,292
It's Cyclops Foods.
456
00:17:53,334 --> 00:17:55,417
Answer it.
457
00:17:55,459 --> 00:17:57,417
- Thank you for calling
- Centaur Foods.
458
00:17:57,459 --> 00:17:58,918
For nutritional information,
459
00:17:58,959 --> 00:18:01,292
press or say, "one"...
460
00:18:01,334 --> 00:18:02,667
Operator.
461
00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:08,584
Man, he's good!
462
00:18:08,626 --> 00:18:09,834
Hello?
463
00:18:09,876 --> 00:18:11,876
Uh-huh.
464
00:18:11,918 --> 00:18:13,709
That's right.
465
00:18:13,751 --> 00:18:16,417
You bet you will.
466
00:18:16,459 --> 00:18:18,292
Goodbye.
467
00:18:18,334 --> 00:18:19,792
What did he want?
468
00:18:19,834 --> 00:18:21,751
- To meet with
- our board of directors.
469
00:18:21,792 --> 00:18:23,314
We don't have
470
00:18:23,315 --> 00:18:24,834
a board of directors.
471
00:18:24,876 --> 00:18:26,417
Then it'll be a short meeting.
472
00:18:28,250 --> 00:18:29,584
OK, they're on their way up.
473
00:18:29,626 --> 00:18:31,417
I don't trust these guys.
474
00:18:31,459 --> 00:18:33,897
I'm going into this meeting
475
00:18:33,898 --> 00:18:36,334
with my eye wide open.
476
00:18:36,375 --> 00:18:37,918
Excuse me.
477
00:18:41,626 --> 00:18:43,042
I'm Mr. Centaur,
478
00:18:43,083 --> 00:18:45,000
president of Centaur Foods.
479
00:18:45,042 --> 00:18:46,834
I'm here to see Mr. Cyclops.
480
00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:48,334
Is he here?
481
00:18:52,125 --> 00:18:54,167
I'm Mr. Cyclops.
482
00:18:54,209 --> 00:18:55,751
I'd like to introduce you
483
00:18:55,752 --> 00:18:57,292
to the rest of my team.
484
00:18:57,334 --> 00:18:59,626
My vice-president Mr. Kraken.
485
00:19:02,792 --> 00:19:04,272
My chief financial officer
486
00:19:04,273 --> 00:19:05,751
Ms. Siren.
487
00:19:05,792 --> 00:19:07,209
[plucking tinny harp]
488
00:19:07,250 --> 00:19:12,083
[shrieking]
489
00:19:12,125 --> 00:19:14,125
And my head of security
490
00:19:14,126 --> 00:19:16,125
Mr. Minotaur.
491
00:19:16,167 --> 00:19:18,417
[snorts]
492
00:19:18,459 --> 00:19:20,084
[Slab] Sorry.
493
00:19:20,085 --> 00:19:21,709
I'm a little stuffed up.
494
00:19:21,751 --> 00:19:24,918
Well, please come in.
495
00:19:24,959 --> 00:19:26,083
Sit down.
496
00:19:31,125 --> 00:19:32,375
Or stand.
497
00:19:34,542 --> 00:19:35,647
Thoosa, would you get
498
00:19:35,648 --> 00:19:36,751
our guests a snack?
499
00:19:36,792 --> 00:19:40,125
I'd love some Cycloops.
500
00:19:40,167 --> 00:19:41,417
Let me get to the point.
501
00:19:41,459 --> 00:19:42,792
I don't like competition.
502
00:19:42,834 --> 00:19:44,500
[Adam] I bet you don't.
503
00:19:44,542 --> 00:19:46,393
- I guess you'll have to
- improve your products
504
00:19:46,417 --> 00:19:48,602
- And customer relations
- in order to stay in business.
505
00:19:48,626 --> 00:19:49,938
Where did you go
506
00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:51,250
to business school?
507
00:19:51,292 --> 00:19:53,709
I want to buy your company
508
00:19:53,751 --> 00:19:56,125
for $100 million.
509
00:19:59,876 --> 00:20:02,375
$100 million?!
510
00:20:02,417 --> 00:20:04,834
OK, $150 million.
511
00:20:04,876 --> 00:20:05,960
Sounds good!
512
00:20:05,961 --> 00:20:07,042
Let's sign the paperwork.
513
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:11,106
Ohh! Got the toy!
514
00:20:11,107 --> 00:20:12,334
You fell for it.
515
00:20:12,375 --> 00:20:13,667
Fell for what?
516
00:20:13,709 --> 00:20:15,125
- Nothing!
- Y-you fell for nothing.
517
00:20:15,167 --> 00:20:16,709
- Nobody fell!
- Sign the paperwork.
518
00:20:16,751 --> 00:20:18,000
Here's some ink.
519
00:20:22,209 --> 00:20:25,626
Pfffft.
520
00:20:25,667 --> 00:20:28,584
There is no Centaur Foods!
521
00:20:28,626 --> 00:20:30,500
- Right! Because
- we've been swallowed up
522
00:20:30,542 --> 00:20:32,792
By the bigger, better
523
00:20:32,834 --> 00:20:34,564
Cyclops Foods
524
00:20:34,565 --> 00:20:36,292
for $150 million.
525
00:20:36,334 --> 00:20:38,292
Squirt him again.
526
00:20:38,334 --> 00:20:39,584
We made up the whole company
527
00:20:39,585 --> 00:20:40,834
so I could get this.
528
00:20:40,876 --> 00:20:42,542
We win.
529
00:20:42,584 --> 00:20:44,314
And you heard it right
530
00:20:44,315 --> 00:20:46,042
from the horse's mouth.
531
00:20:46,083 --> 00:20:47,459
I'm not sure that's the part
532
00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:48,584
of the horse that
533
00:20:48,585 --> 00:20:49,667
did the talking.
534
00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:58,042
Whee! Whee! Whee!
535
00:21:01,709 --> 00:21:03,375
You're sure you're not mad?
536
00:21:03,417 --> 00:21:04,459
On the bus,
537
00:21:04,460 --> 00:21:05,500
you seemed mad.
538
00:21:05,542 --> 00:21:07,376
Because you lost us
539
00:21:07,377 --> 00:21:09,209
$150 million?
540
00:21:09,250 --> 00:21:10,250
- Water under the bridge.
541
00:21:10,251 --> 00:21:11,251
- [Slab] Yeah.
542
00:21:11,292 --> 00:21:12,501
We found another way
543
00:21:12,502 --> 00:21:13,709
to make some money.
544
00:21:13,751 --> 00:21:16,375
[Adam] Centaur rides! $20!
545
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,459
Whoa! Whoa, whoa.
546
00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:26,250
Lose the armor, buddy.
547
00:21:29,125 --> 00:21:31,292
I've changed my mind.
548
00:21:31,334 --> 00:21:32,834
Good sir,
549
00:21:32,876 --> 00:21:34,292
your steed awaits.
550
00:21:34,342 --> 00:21:38,892
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