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I see you're all working hard
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- on your projects
- for the science fair.
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Science fair?
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- I don't see what's fair
- about it.
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Unless you're smart
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and work hard
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and apply yourself,
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you don't win a ribbon!
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It should be called
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the science unfair.
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[power whines on]
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Very nice, Echo.
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- I'm powering this light bulb
- using...
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A hydrogen fuel cell.
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- I used this battery
- to extract...
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- Extract the hydrogen
- from the water.
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Please, let me...
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Finish a sentence? Sure.
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- You know, you could
- greatly increase
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- The efficiency
- of the fuel cell by...
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Would you let me do
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my own project?
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Wow! You didn't have
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to cut me off.
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I'm just trying to help you
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win the science fair.
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Once again.
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"Fair."
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I'll be fine on my own.
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It's not like I have
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much competition.
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[Derby snoring]
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Derby... wake up.
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I am awake.
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You don't look like
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you're awake.
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I'm just thinking.
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About science.
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Oh. OK, then.
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Why don't you believe me?
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I love science.
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Apology accepted.
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[tape ripping]
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- [Derby, on tape]
- Now, if you'll excuse me,
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I'd like to go back
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to thinking about science.
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? Goodbye, summer,
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hello, fall ?
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- ? We've been trying
- to get here ?
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? Since we both
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were barely two feet tall ?
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? Who you callin' kid?
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Who you callin' kid? ?
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? Who you callin' kid? ?
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? Can call me what you want ?
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? But I won't hear a word
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where I am here ?
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? Who you callin' kid? ?
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[??]
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OK, everyone. Good luck at
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the science fair tonight.
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Yeah... luck.
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Right.
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- [Derby's voice]:
- What are you doing?
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What? Me? N-nothing.
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Adam...
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OK, I'm just
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helping Echo a little.
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I've been doing some research,
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and I believe that by adding
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some high hydrogen-content
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ammonia borane to the water,
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the efficiency of the fuel cell
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should increase exponentially.
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I'll take a bath
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in a minute, mom!
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I'm recording something
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for science class!
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What?
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- How did you know
- what I would do?
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You're very predictable.
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- No, I'm...
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- Are too.
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- Anyway, do you mind
- waking me up?
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I don't want to miss lunch.
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Jerk.
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What's this?
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Something about
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how caterpillars
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turn into butterflies?
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It may seem so,
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to the untrained eye.
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Yeah, Mrs. Byrne.
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To the trained eye, it's...
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you finish, Slab.
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- Caterpillars
- are a lot like nerds.
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Nerds start out
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weak and spineless,
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but, like butterflies,
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they emerge as something
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awe-inspiring...
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Doctors, engineers,
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scientific innovators...
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- That's very enlightened of you,
- Slab.
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Thanks. Now all we
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have to do is wait.
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[sneezes]
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So, what's your project?
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I take this everyday
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balloon...
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and make it stick to the board.
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Aah! You're a witch!
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She's a witch! Let's burn her!
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Mrs. Byrne, she's not a witch.
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If she were a witch,
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I'd be scared and crying
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like a little girl.
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But look how it just
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stays there!
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That's witchcraft!
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She practices the dark arts.
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It's Ivy. She doesn't
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practice anything.
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It's not witchcraft.
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Anyone can do it.
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Oh, yeah? You try it.
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[squeaking on bald head]
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Witch!
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Welcome, judges. My project is
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- on the importance
- of turning off lights.
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Ah, to conserve energy.
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Yup. My energy.
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[power whines down]
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[crowd groans in protest]
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- I can't see the switch
- to turn the lights back on.
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Derby, wake up!
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[snoring]
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I am awake.
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It doesn't sound like
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you're awake.
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I'm just thinking.
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About science.
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Oh. OK, then.
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- Maybe Echo could help,
- Principal Tater.
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I guess so.
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- My hydrogen fuel cell will
- power a tiny light bulb.
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[Echo] I just have to
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connect the wires.
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Apology accepted.
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Here, let me help.
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[electricity crackles]
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Finally!
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I can walk into the light.
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My fuel cell can power
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all those lights?
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Don't be so modest.
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This project is nothing
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short of genius.
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And you did it all yourself.
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No one helped.
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Just you. Alone.
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I guess you're right.
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And I thought Ivy's
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balloon thing was unbeatable.
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Who has heard...
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of the Salem Witch Trials?
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You're not teaching us
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about the War of 1812?
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How do you know
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there will be a war
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in 1812, Witch?
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I'm not a witch!
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That's just what
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a witch would say.
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There! Look at the next item.
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I don't live in a candy house.
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Sure you don't.
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You can come over
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and see for yourself.
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Trying to lure me
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into your candy house
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so you can fatten me up
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and eat me?
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Well, forget it!
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Is the banister
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made of candy cane?
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No! Forget it!
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- I won a ribbon
- at the science fair.
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It just says "participant."
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I know, but I didn't
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really participate.
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Echo!
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- I see you're wearing
- your first-place ribbon.
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Yeah. I know it's silly,
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but I did earn it.
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All by myself.
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With no one's help.
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Just me. Alone.
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Second place.
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Just because I forgot to give
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the nerd jar air holes.
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Echo...
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I'm afraid you can no longer
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attend Finnegan High.
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[Adam] What? No!
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Don't blame her for my...
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'Cause you're just
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too darn smart!
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Your fuel cell project
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is way beyond what
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anybody around here can do.
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They've all made
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a full recovery!
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Anyway, Echo,
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we're graduating you!
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Great Northern University
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is giving you a scholarship!
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Wow! I'll be a college girl.
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And maybe after I graduate,
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I'll become a high school
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teacher.
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Oh.
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[everyone laughs heartily]
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High school teacher...
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Oh, what a waste of genius.
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[??]
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[??]
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Perfect.
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Gotcha, Witch!
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Why aren't you melting?
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And why aren't you in...
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Oh, let's go with heaven.
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I knew I should've
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dropped a house on you!
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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please welcome this year's
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graduating class.
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["Pomp and Circumstance" plays]
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[applause]
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- This is actually
- one more graduate
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Than last year.
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This is a really bad school.
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Please take the stage
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when you hear your name.
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I will read it
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in alphabetical order.
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Echo Zizzleswift.
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[music resumes triumphantly]
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[applause and cheers]
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I see so much of myself in you.
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I mean, except for
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the graduating
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from high school part.
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Let go!
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No! You can't leave...
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Finnegan.
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Finnegan needs you.
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Finnegan can't live without you.
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Finnegan will be just fine.
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You're too young for college!
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You went when you were nine!
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And look how I turned out.
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Good point.
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But I'm going anyway.
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You get to hit people
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with chairs at graduation?
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I should start applying myself.
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[applause]
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[shrieking]
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Hello there, my...
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Oh, let's go with pretty.
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I knew it.
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I knew you were a witch!
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Now that you know my secret,
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I'm going to turn you
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into a toad!
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Poof!
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I don't feel any different.
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[cackling]
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[gasps in horror]
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Turn me back! Turn me back!
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What's that? All I heard was
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"Croak, croak. Croak, croak."
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Did I hear right?
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Mrs. Byrne finally croaked?
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[sadly] Oh.
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I can't believe
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Echo's really gone.
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You must be
290
00:10:33,086 --> 00:10:34,626
in too much pain to teach.
291
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No, I can teach.
292
00:10:43,667 --> 00:10:46,459
I get it. It hurts, man.
293
00:10:47,959 --> 00:10:49,584
[cell phone ringing]
294
00:10:49,626 --> 00:10:51,584
Oh! It's Echo!
295
00:10:51,626 --> 00:10:52,709
- Hello!
296
00:10:52,710 --> 00:10:53,792
- Hi, Adam.
297
00:10:53,834 --> 00:10:55,310
- [Adam] Hi, Echo! How are
- things at university?
298
00:10:55,334 --> 00:10:57,042
OK, I guess.
299
00:10:57,083 --> 00:10:58,334
I just had my theoretical
300
00:10:58,335 --> 00:10:59,584
particle physics class,
301
00:10:59,626 --> 00:11:01,292
and I didn't understand a thing,
302
00:11:01,334 --> 00:11:02,627
which is weird
303
00:11:02,628 --> 00:11:03,918
because I'm a science genius.
304
00:11:05,876 --> 00:11:07,810
- Of course, there's more
- to college than studying.
305
00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:10,125
There is? That's all I remember.
306
00:11:10,167 --> 00:11:12,000
- Sure. In fact,
- this group of nice boys
307
00:11:12,042 --> 00:11:13,335
Invited me
308
00:11:13,336 --> 00:11:14,626
to the frat house tonight.
309
00:11:14,667 --> 00:11:16,167
What?
310
00:11:16,209 --> 00:11:17,834
- They're having
- a traffic light party.
311
00:11:17,876 --> 00:11:19,398
A traffic light party.
312
00:11:19,399 --> 00:11:20,918
Oh, thank goodness.
313
00:11:20,959 --> 00:11:22,584
- I was worried
- it was some wild event
314
00:11:22,626 --> 00:11:25,083
- Where people hit on each other.
- It turns out
315
00:11:25,125 --> 00:11:26,584
They're just going to learn
316
00:11:26,585 --> 00:11:28,042
about traffic safety.
317
00:11:28,083 --> 00:11:30,000
- Uh, it's actually
- that first thing.
318
00:11:30,042 --> 00:11:31,335
Everyone dresses to advertise
319
00:11:31,336 --> 00:11:32,626
their relationship status.
320
00:11:32,667 --> 00:11:34,147
Red means
321
00:11:34,148 --> 00:11:35,626
"Stop. I'm in a relationship,"
322
00:11:35,667 --> 00:11:37,230
yellow means
323
00:11:37,231 --> 00:11:38,792
"Slow down, it's complicated,"
324
00:11:38,834 --> 00:11:40,439
and green means
325
00:11:40,440 --> 00:11:42,042
"It's go time!"
326
00:11:42,083 --> 00:11:43,313
[Echo]
327
00:11:43,314 --> 00:11:44,542
Adam, are you still there?
328
00:11:44,584 --> 00:11:45,731
I've got to take a shower
329
00:11:45,732 --> 00:11:46,876
before the party.
330
00:11:46,918 --> 00:11:48,230
Did you know
331
00:11:48,231 --> 00:11:49,542
the bathrooms here are co-ed?
332
00:11:51,042 --> 00:11:53,959
Well, I gotta go. Bye!
333
00:11:55,083 --> 00:11:56,626
We can't let Echo go.
334
00:11:56,667 --> 00:11:58,018
- I know what goes on
- at frat parties!
335
00:11:58,042 --> 00:12:00,125
I went to college...
336
00:12:00,167 --> 00:12:01,855
where I took a class called
337
00:12:01,856 --> 00:12:03,542
"The History of Frat Parties."
338
00:12:06,584 --> 00:12:09,125
[dance music thumping]
339
00:12:09,167 --> 00:12:11,292
It's just like I remember it...
340
00:12:11,334 --> 00:12:14,375
from my college textbook.
341
00:12:14,417 --> 00:12:16,042
I knew we'd get in if we brought
342
00:12:16,043 --> 00:12:17,667
someone college-aged with us.
343
00:12:17,709 --> 00:12:19,125
Thanks for coming with us, Slab.
344
00:12:20,542 --> 00:12:22,292
Why are you wearing yellow?
345
00:12:22,334 --> 00:12:24,209
- Because the thing
- Echo and I have is...
346
00:12:24,250 --> 00:12:26,250
Complicated.
347
00:12:26,292 --> 00:12:27,355
You and Echo
348
00:12:27,356 --> 00:12:28,417
don't have anything.
349
00:12:28,459 --> 00:12:30,459
That doesn't seem
350
00:12:30,460 --> 00:12:32,459
complicated at all.
351
00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:34,250
Even to me.
352
00:12:34,292 --> 00:12:35,688
Yeah, it's only
353
00:12:35,689 --> 00:12:37,083
complicated in your head.
354
00:12:37,125 --> 00:12:38,793
If anything, you should
355
00:12:38,794 --> 00:12:40,459
just wear a yellow hat.
356
00:12:40,500 --> 00:12:41,543
Forget me.
357
00:12:41,544 --> 00:12:42,584
Why are you in red?
358
00:12:42,626 --> 00:12:44,083
You're not in a relationship.
359
00:12:44,125 --> 00:12:45,501
Shh! Girls want
360
00:12:45,502 --> 00:12:46,876
what they can't have.
361
00:12:46,918 --> 00:12:48,459
If they think I'm unavailable,
362
00:12:48,460 --> 00:12:50,000
they'll be more interested.
363
00:12:50,042 --> 00:12:51,146
Well, they couldn't be
364
00:12:51,147 --> 00:12:52,250
less interested.
365
00:12:52,292 --> 00:12:53,584
[Echo, incredulous] Wow.
366
00:12:53,626 --> 00:12:54,918
You guys drink soda at night?
367
00:12:54,959 --> 00:12:56,125
There's Echo!
368
00:12:56,167 --> 00:12:57,500
[giggling]
369
00:12:57,542 --> 00:13:00,125
Why is she wearing green?
370
00:13:00,167 --> 00:13:01,625
Because she's not
371
00:13:01,626 --> 00:13:03,083
in a relationship!
372
00:13:03,125 --> 00:13:06,083
Not complicated!
373
00:13:06,125 --> 00:13:08,167
[Ivy] I'm wearing green, too.
374
00:13:08,209 --> 00:13:10,500
Ivy? What are you doing here?
375
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,042
This...
376
00:13:15,834 --> 00:13:17,042
[Ivy] Hi.
377
00:13:22,459 --> 00:13:24,042
[woman] Hey there.
378
00:13:26,125 --> 00:13:27,584
You're cute.
379
00:13:27,626 --> 00:13:30,709
Yes, I am.
380
00:13:30,751 --> 00:13:32,168
Maybe we should go somewhere
381
00:13:32,169 --> 00:13:33,584
and be cute together.
382
00:13:33,626 --> 00:13:35,083
Sounds great.
383
00:13:35,125 --> 00:13:37,626
Too bad you're not available.
384
00:13:41,167 --> 00:13:42,626
Bye.
385
00:13:42,667 --> 00:13:43,876
Echo?
386
00:13:43,918 --> 00:13:45,751
Echo Zizzleswift?
387
00:13:45,792 --> 00:13:47,834
- I haven't seen you
- since back in high school.
388
00:13:47,876 --> 00:13:50,292
Adam, what are you doing here?
389
00:13:50,334 --> 00:13:52,125
- Th-these are
- my old frat buddies,
390
00:13:52,167 --> 00:13:53,918
From my college days.
391
00:13:53,959 --> 00:13:55,125
You know these guys?
392
00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:58,125
Sure... There's...
393
00:13:58,167 --> 00:13:59,709
Bucky, Boomer, Scooter,
394
00:13:59,751 --> 00:14:01,125
Duke, Fat Joey,
395
00:14:01,167 --> 00:14:03,417
Loogie, Knuckles, Sparkles,
396
00:14:03,459 --> 00:14:05,709
Other Duke, Chip, Crazy Eddie,
397
00:14:05,751 --> 00:14:07,250
Honest Ed, Fonzie,
398
00:14:07,292 --> 00:14:08,480
The Captain, El Jefe,
399
00:14:08,481 --> 00:14:09,667
Pancake Pete,
400
00:14:09,709 --> 00:14:10,896
Cobra, Li'l Mickey,
401
00:14:10,897 --> 00:14:12,083
and that guy?
402
00:14:13,792 --> 00:14:15,250
Never seen him before.
403
00:14:16,792 --> 00:14:18,438
You look chilly.
404
00:14:18,439 --> 00:14:20,083
Here, take this shawl.
405
00:14:28,834 --> 00:14:32,334
This is a bath mat.
406
00:14:32,375 --> 00:14:34,042
I'll see you later, Adam.
407
00:14:34,083 --> 00:14:35,501
I'm going to go ask
408
00:14:35,502 --> 00:14:36,918
Pancake Pete to dance.
409
00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:38,626
Oof!
410
00:14:38,667 --> 00:14:40,397
[Tater] How exciting!
411
00:14:40,398 --> 00:14:42,125
A traffic light party!
412
00:14:48,042 --> 00:14:49,459
Why are you in green?
413
00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:52,209
I'm a toad!
414
00:14:52,250 --> 00:14:54,209
Now let's go find that witch
415
00:14:54,250 --> 00:14:56,167
- so you can make her
- turn me back.
416
00:14:56,209 --> 00:14:58,500
Ribbit, ribbit,
417
00:14:58,542 --> 00:14:59,709
ribbit.
418
00:15:01,876 --> 00:15:04,626
You guys are my size!
419
00:15:04,667 --> 00:15:07,876
What magical land is this?
420
00:15:07,918 --> 00:15:09,876
We're football players.
421
00:15:09,918 --> 00:15:11,167
We're on the Gnus!
422
00:15:14,542 --> 00:15:16,042
Oh.
423
00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:17,834
I don't watch the news.
424
00:15:17,876 --> 00:15:19,542
I'm so glad we're together.
425
00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:24,209
Gotta go.
426
00:15:33,459 --> 00:15:35,834
You're wearing yellow?
427
00:15:35,876 --> 00:15:38,167
I thought we were a couple!
428
00:15:38,209 --> 00:15:40,250
What's complicated about that?
429
00:15:40,292 --> 00:15:41,876
Don't bother begging.
430
00:15:41,918 --> 00:15:43,250
We're through.
431
00:15:43,292 --> 00:15:45,042
If only I had an outfit
432
00:15:45,083 --> 00:15:46,480
to better represent
433
00:15:46,481 --> 00:15:47,876
my new relationship status,
434
00:15:47,918 --> 00:15:49,250
which, to be clear,
435
00:15:49,292 --> 00:15:51,250
would be green
436
00:15:51,292 --> 00:15:54,542
for available.
437
00:15:54,584 --> 00:15:56,250
My ears hear green,
438
00:15:56,292 --> 00:15:58,250
but my eyes see red.
439
00:15:58,292 --> 00:16:00,876
I can't take any chances.
440
00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:03,250
No! Take some chances!
441
00:16:03,292 --> 00:16:05,792
Take one chance!
442
00:16:05,834 --> 00:16:08,417
Ribbit, ribbit.
443
00:16:08,459 --> 00:16:10,334
Ivy, I need your help.
444
00:16:10,375 --> 00:16:12,500
I'm busy.
445
00:16:12,542 --> 00:16:14,209
But this is important.
446
00:16:14,250 --> 00:16:16,250
Oh, you're in luck.
447
00:16:16,292 --> 00:16:18,417
I just freed up.
448
00:16:18,459 --> 00:16:19,876
Would you please just...
449
00:16:19,918 --> 00:16:21,250
[Ivy] Sorry. Can't talk.
450
00:16:21,292 --> 00:16:22,918
I'm busy again.
451
00:16:22,959 --> 00:16:24,518
- You know when
- a relationship is new,
452
00:16:24,542 --> 00:16:26,021
You don't have time
453
00:16:26,022 --> 00:16:27,500
for other people.
454
00:16:27,542 --> 00:16:28,564
Actually, you guys
455
00:16:28,565 --> 00:16:29,584
probably don't know that.
456
00:16:30,751 --> 00:16:32,042
Come on, let's go.
457
00:16:34,083 --> 00:16:36,417
What are we gonna do?
458
00:16:36,459 --> 00:16:37,501
The only other thing
459
00:16:37,502 --> 00:16:38,542
that could break the spell
460
00:16:38,584 --> 00:16:40,125
is a kiss.
461
00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:44,042
Fine.
462
00:16:44,083 --> 00:16:45,417
I guess I have no choice.
463
00:16:52,334 --> 00:16:53,959
From a prince!
464
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,500
Not a bald loser!
465
00:16:56,918 --> 00:16:58,459
In what fairy tale
466
00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:00,438
does a kiss from
467
00:17:00,439 --> 00:17:02,375
a bald loser do anything?
468
00:17:02,417 --> 00:17:07,334
Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit.
469
00:17:07,375 --> 00:17:09,000
Ribbit.
470
00:17:09,042 --> 00:17:10,959
- [Echo, giggling]
- Oh, you guys...
471
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,542
Hey, Echo.
472
00:17:12,584 --> 00:17:13,731
You looked hungry,
473
00:17:13,732 --> 00:17:14,876
so I got you a hot dog.
474
00:17:14,918 --> 00:17:17,709
Uh... thank you.
475
00:17:17,751 --> 00:17:19,063
Wait, let me
476
00:17:19,064 --> 00:17:20,375
put ketchup on that.
477
00:17:20,417 --> 00:17:21,668
I hope I don't get any
478
00:17:21,669 --> 00:17:22,918
on your green outfit.
479
00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:24,292
[air whooshing]
480
00:17:26,375 --> 00:17:27,876
Huh...
481
00:17:29,375 --> 00:17:30,876
[squirting]
482
00:17:45,292 --> 00:17:46,834
Hey, butthead!
483
00:17:46,876 --> 00:17:48,126
You got ketchup
484
00:17:48,127 --> 00:17:49,375
all over my red shirt!
485
00:17:49,417 --> 00:17:50,918
Get him!
486
00:17:53,292 --> 00:17:54,667
[Adam] Derby, help!
487
00:17:54,709 --> 00:17:57,375
[man] Hey, get back here!
488
00:17:57,417 --> 00:17:59,334
Gotta find a green outfit.
489
00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:05,250
[Derby] Hey there, gorgeous.
490
00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:07,334
Look who's wearing green.
491
00:18:14,417 --> 00:18:17,375
[screaming] Help!
492
00:18:17,417 --> 00:18:18,730
[bodies thud,
493
00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:20,042
[Adam groans in pain]
494
00:18:20,083 --> 00:18:22,459
Hey, nice tackle.
495
00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:23,935
- Why aren't you
- on the football team?
496
00:18:23,959 --> 00:18:26,417
Because I'm in high school.
497
00:18:26,459 --> 00:18:27,876
When you graduate,
498
00:18:27,877 --> 00:18:29,292
you got a spot on the team.
499
00:18:29,334 --> 00:18:30,501
Really? Feel like
500
00:18:30,502 --> 00:18:31,667
I'm on top of the world!
501
00:18:31,709 --> 00:18:33,376
Actually, you're
502
00:18:33,377 --> 00:18:35,042
on top of my pancreas,
503
00:18:35,083 --> 00:18:36,522
which is now on top of
504
00:18:36,523 --> 00:18:37,959
my freshly punctured lung.
505
00:18:40,584 --> 00:18:42,834
That kiss was disgusting!
506
00:18:42,876 --> 00:18:45,147
It almost made me throw up
507
00:18:45,148 --> 00:18:47,417
the flies I ate for lunch.
508
00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:49,083
Mrs. Byrne,
509
00:18:49,125 --> 00:18:50,959
how exactly did Ivy
510
00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:52,792
turn you into a toad?
511
00:18:52,834 --> 00:18:54,417
Using witchcraft.
512
00:18:54,459 --> 00:18:56,251
She pointed at me
513
00:18:56,252 --> 00:18:58,042
and said "Poof!"
514
00:18:58,083 --> 00:18:59,709
Poof.
515
00:18:59,751 --> 00:19:00,876
There you go.
516
00:19:00,877 --> 00:19:02,000
I changed you back.
517
00:19:02,042 --> 00:19:03,417
[gasps in delight]
518
00:19:03,459 --> 00:19:07,083
Ah! Look at my reflection.
519
00:19:07,125 --> 00:19:08,959
I'm beautiful again!
520
00:19:10,626 --> 00:19:12,042
Good, now can we just...
521
00:19:12,083 --> 00:19:14,250
Warlock!
522
00:19:14,292 --> 00:19:15,584
[yelping in fright]
523
00:19:15,626 --> 00:19:17,250
[electricity crackling]
524
00:19:17,292 --> 00:19:20,083
[crowd groans in protest]
525
00:19:20,125 --> 00:19:23,500
Great. Guess the party's over.
526
00:19:23,542 --> 00:19:25,417
Stupid warlock.
527
00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:28,792
Wait! Stop!
528
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:30,667
[ding]
529
00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:35,542
Wait! Stop again!
530
00:19:35,584 --> 00:19:37,083
- The hydrogen
- fuel cell I created
531
00:19:37,125 --> 00:19:38,834
Can power this entire building!
532
00:19:38,876 --> 00:19:40,834
Uh-oh.
533
00:19:40,876 --> 00:19:42,522
All I need is a jar of water,
534
00:19:42,523 --> 00:19:44,167
some wire, two metal coils,
535
00:19:44,209 --> 00:19:45,417
and a car battery.
536
00:19:50,709 --> 00:19:52,105
G.N.U. Scavenger hunt champions
537
00:19:52,106 --> 00:19:53,500
five years running!
538
00:19:53,542 --> 00:19:55,334
Whoo!
539
00:19:57,167 --> 00:19:58,605
Echo, I'm not sure that's
540
00:19:58,606 --> 00:20:00,042
the right kind of coil...
541
00:20:00,083 --> 00:20:01,459
Done!
542
00:20:05,167 --> 00:20:06,584
[electricity crackles]
543
00:20:06,626 --> 00:20:08,500
- [power ramps up,
- crowd oohs with delight]
544
00:20:08,542 --> 00:20:10,125
[power whines down]
545
00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:11,626
[crowd groans in disappointment]
546
00:20:13,542 --> 00:20:15,083
I don't understand.
547
00:20:15,125 --> 00:20:16,147
I did everything
548
00:20:16,148 --> 00:20:17,167
exactly the same way.
549
00:20:17,209 --> 00:20:18,459
[Derby] Except have Adam
550
00:20:18,460 --> 00:20:19,709
secretly change your project.
551
00:20:19,751 --> 00:20:21,042
Derby!
552
00:20:21,083 --> 00:20:23,709
What? I didn't say anything.
553
00:20:23,751 --> 00:20:26,042
Sorry. I've got a big mouth.
554
00:20:27,542 --> 00:20:29,709
So I'm not a genius?
555
00:20:29,751 --> 00:20:31,143
- Looks like you're going
- back to high school
556
00:20:31,167 --> 00:20:32,459
With the other idiots.
557
00:20:34,125 --> 00:20:35,542
Echo, I'm so sorry.
558
00:20:35,584 --> 00:20:37,417
Save it, Mr. Young.
559
00:20:37,459 --> 00:20:38,542
[scoffing in disgust]
560
00:20:42,209 --> 00:20:44,542
See? Not complicated.
561
00:20:44,584 --> 00:20:46,542
Here you go.
562
00:20:46,584 --> 00:20:48,626
[??]
563
00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:52,500
[??]
564
00:20:56,626 --> 00:20:58,542
Hello?
565
00:20:58,584 --> 00:21:00,167
I graduated,
566
00:21:00,209 --> 00:21:01,751
and I'm ready to join
567
00:21:01,752 --> 00:21:03,292
the football team.
568
00:21:04,584 --> 00:21:07,542
Hello?
569
00:21:07,584 --> 00:21:09,542
Bucky?
570
00:21:09,584 --> 00:21:11,000
Boomer?
571
00:21:11,042 --> 00:21:14,125
Scooter?
572
00:21:14,167 --> 00:21:16,209
Duke?
573
00:21:16,250 --> 00:21:17,584
[sighing in exasperation]
574
00:21:17,626 --> 00:21:19,751
There you are, Slab.
575
00:21:19,792 --> 00:21:21,418
I'm afraid I'll have to
576
00:21:21,419 --> 00:21:23,042
take this diploma back.
577
00:21:23,083 --> 00:21:24,667
What? Why?
578
00:21:24,709 --> 00:21:26,834
I reread your history paper.
579
00:21:26,876 --> 00:21:30,209
There was no war in 1812!
580
00:21:30,250 --> 00:21:31,397
Now, back to high school
581
00:21:31,398 --> 00:21:32,542
with you.
582
00:21:35,626 --> 00:21:36,626
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583
00:21:36,676 --> 00:21:41,226
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