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Who can tell me what this is?
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Boring?
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It's a pendulum
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and kind of boring.
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Hardly.
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Its motion is a classic example
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of energy conservation.
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[Derby] Oh, that's good.
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Oh, thank you, Derby. I'm
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glad someone appreciates...
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[moaning] Yeah, right there.
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Ingrid,
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you have magic fingers.
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Derby, this is going
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to be on the test.
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You're not taking any notes.
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I'm not, but my butler is.
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Oh, yeah. That's good.
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A masseuse? A butler?
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Where did you get the money
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to afford all that?
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A real estate transaction.
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I recently sold
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a valuable property.
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What valuable property?
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Finnegan High School.
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You sold the school?
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To whom?
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Developers. They're
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putting in upscale condos
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with adjoining shopping
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and office space.
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Lovely.
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Do the units include access
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to the fitness center?
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[Adam] Derby,
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they can't build that.
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You may not know this,
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but there's a school here.
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Not for long.
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[girl screams]
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Thank you, Higgins. That'll do.
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? Good-bye, summer,
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hello, fall ?
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- ? We've been trying
- to get here ?
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? Since we both
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were barely two feet tall ?
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? Who you callin' kid?
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Who you callin' kid? ?
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? Who you callin' kid? ?
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? Can call me what you want ?
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? But I won't hear a word
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where I am here ?
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? Who you callin' kid? ?
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- Mr. Tater,
- you have to do something
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About Derby and his pranks.
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Look at me!
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I'm covered in dust!
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[sneezes]
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And other things.
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What am I supposed to do?
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- If there's one thing
- I've learned in my years
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- As an educator, it's
- that when you come
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Across a troubled kid,
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you just have to give up
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on them and move on.
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Another school of thought
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is that kids act out
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when they feel powerless.
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[Derby] That's not
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a terrible theory.
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But how can we give
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Derby a sense of power?
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Of course.
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Why didn't I see it?
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It's right in front of my face!
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We can put Derby in charge
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of straightening crooked signs.
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Or... we could convince him
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to run for student council.
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That's a great idea.
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I was on the student
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council when I was
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his age, and look
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how I turned out.
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Well, let's try it anyway.
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Slab, what are you doing?
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- My little cousin Jakey
- is coming to visit
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For his fifth birthday,
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so I'm blowing up balloons.
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Whoa!
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Slab, that's not how
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you blow up balloons.
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- They seem pretty
- blown up to me.
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- Well, at least I know how to
- play pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey.
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[donkey brays]
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- This is how you
- entertain a child?
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Well, I don't know what to do.
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Wait! You're a girl!
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Girls are good with children.
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Boys are just good
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with stuff like sports,
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science, business,
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medicine, and math.
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Girls are also good
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at angry looks.
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- [sighs]
- OK, if you want to learn
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How to entertain a kid,
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you can practice with me.
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Cool. Thanks!
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Ow!
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Oh, there's that
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angry look again.
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Derby, what would you say
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if I told you you could
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have newfound power?
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Ooh! Like Spider-man?
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Except let's have me bitten
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by a radioactive snake
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so I can slither around
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and eat things whole.
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You know how I hate to chew.
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Not super powers.
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I meant school-based
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quasi-governmental powers.
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Hmm?
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You could run
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for student council.
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[gulps]
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Great idea!
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It's the perfect cover.
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As mild-mannered student body
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treasurer Seth Sawyer,
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no one would know
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my true identity...
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Snake-man.
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Derby, I didn't mean...
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I'll need a secret lair,
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the snake pit.
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You don't use your classroom
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for anything, right?
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- Derby, I'm not trying
- to give you a secret identity.
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Uh-oh!
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My snakey-sense is tingling!
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I must now slither
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off into the night.
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[hisses]
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OK, Slab, one of the things
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little kids love to do
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is arts and crafts.
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- Would you like to try
- some beading?
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I'd love to.
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Who are we gonna beat?
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You know what?
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Let's try some macaroni art.
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You can take dry noodles
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and, using glue...
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make a little person.
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See?
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OK, you try.
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Just...
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about...
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done.
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Slab, did you just glue
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macaroni onto a nerd?
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[scoffs]
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No...
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I also used fusilli.
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Well, I tried.
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- Derby showed no interest
- in running for student council.
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Then what are we going to do
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to stop his prank spree?
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I'd call Snake-man,
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but I don't know who he is.
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Derby?
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No, it can't be Derby.
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Snake-man's a hero.
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Derby's an irresponsible
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socialite.
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Derby, you decided to run
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in the school elections?
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- No. Student council
- has no power.
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- I'm running in
- the city elections
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For school superintendent.
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What? But the school
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superintendent is my boss.
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I know I can count
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on your support.
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Don't worry, Mr. Tater.
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No one's going
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to vote for Derby.
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I wouldn't be so sure.
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He's already got some
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high-profile endorsements.
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"Snake-man says vote Derby
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for ssssssschool
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ssssssuperintendent."
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[band playing]
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[Derby] Thank you for coming.
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Vote for Derby.
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Mrs. Byrne,
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- will you be voting
- for me in the election?
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Very funny. You know women
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don't have the vote.
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- Look at how many people
- showed up
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For Derby's campaign rally,
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plus I hear he's cozying up
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to the head of the PTA.
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All right, I'll vote for you.
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Just quit cozying up to me.
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[Derby] Have a souvenir
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from my T-shirt cannon!
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[crowd cheering]
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- [Derby] I never saw
- myself as someone
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Who would get involved
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in city politics,
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but I could no longer
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stand idly by,
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given the sorry state
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of our public schools.
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- If you elect me
- school superintendent,
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I will lower teacher pay!
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How could he do that to me?
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And get rid of
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incompetent principals!
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[gasps]
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How could he do that to me?
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So vote for me,
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and I will clean up this school!
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[band playing]
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Ooh, Echo, tell me if you think
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- my cousin will like
- this puppet show.
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Sure. Let's see it.
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Great. Hold my mittens
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and I'll get started.
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[Slab as Red Riding Hood]
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? La la la la, la la la-la ?
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I'm off to Grandma's house.
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[thud]
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Oops. I guess I should
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open the door first.
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- [Slab, as Wolf]
- Come in, Red Riding Hood.
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[as Red Riding Hood] Grandma!
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What big nerdy glasses you have!
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[as Wolf] The better
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to see you with, sweetie.
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- [as Red Riding Hood]
- What big teeth you have,
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- And what a big retainer
- you have straightening them.
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- [as Wolf]
- The better to eat you with!
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- [as Red Riding Hood]
- Don't eat me!
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- I brought you
- this basket of treats...
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- [as himself]
- Ooh! I'll take that.
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- [as Red Riding Hood]
- Don't you dare!
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I brought these for Grandma!
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[as himself] Give it, nerd!
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[whimpers]
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I don't know what to say.
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How about "encore"?
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"Encore"?
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OK!
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- [Slab, as Goldilocks]
- I'm lost in the forest!
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Do I smell porridge?
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- [as himself]
- You have porridge?!
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Well, according to the polls,
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Derby's way ahead.
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Also according to the poles,
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Mrs. Straupersson lost her cat.
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We can't let him
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win that election.
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You never win anything.
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How do you do it?
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I don't know.
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I'm a natural-born loser.
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It's not something
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you can teach.
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We need someone
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to run against him.
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[both gasp]
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- Are you thinking
- what I'm thinking?
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That Snake-man ate
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Mrs. Straupersson's cat?
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00:10:56,967 --> 00:10:59,134
We should find a candidate
283
00:10:59,176 --> 00:11:01,134
- who has something
- Derby doesn't have.
284
00:11:01,176 --> 00:11:02,884
Experience.
285
00:11:02,926 --> 00:11:05,342
[band plays]
286
00:11:05,383 --> 00:11:07,363
Who has heard of
287
00:11:07,364 --> 00:11:09,342
the War of 1812?
288
00:11:09,383 --> 00:11:11,342
Mrs. Byrne,
289
00:11:11,383 --> 00:11:12,967
you're not teaching.
290
00:11:13,009 --> 00:11:15,134
You're running a campaign.
291
00:11:15,176 --> 00:11:16,634
A military campaign
292
00:11:16,635 --> 00:11:18,092
in the War of 1812?
293
00:11:18,134 --> 00:11:19,613
You're running
294
00:11:19,614 --> 00:11:21,092
for school superintendent.
295
00:11:21,134 --> 00:11:22,613
Tell them how you're gonna make
296
00:11:22,614 --> 00:11:24,092
this school a better place.
297
00:11:24,134 --> 00:11:26,009
A better place?!
298
00:11:26,051 --> 00:11:27,967
- This will never be
- a better place
299
00:11:28,009 --> 00:11:29,509
Unless we get rid of
300
00:11:29,510 --> 00:11:31,009
incompetent principals!
301
00:11:31,051 --> 00:11:32,800
[cheering and applause]
302
00:11:32,842 --> 00:11:33,885
[Rachel]
303
00:11:33,886 --> 00:11:34,926
And while you're at it,
304
00:11:34,967 --> 00:11:37,967
lower teacher pay!
305
00:11:38,009 --> 00:11:39,509
At least she's popular
306
00:11:39,510 --> 00:11:41,009
with the voters.
307
00:11:41,051 --> 00:11:44,634
And now for my T-shirt cannon!
308
00:11:47,342 --> 00:11:48,821
Mrs. Byrne, that's not
309
00:11:48,822 --> 00:11:50,300
a T-shirt cannon.
310
00:11:50,342 --> 00:11:51,781
It's a real cannon
311
00:11:51,782 --> 00:11:53,218
from the War of 1812.
312
00:11:53,259 --> 00:11:55,342
The what?
313
00:11:55,383 --> 00:11:58,092
[crowd screaming]
314
00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,376
[Tater] Great.
315
00:12:09,417 --> 00:12:11,000
- Mrs. Byrne dropped
- out of the race
316
00:12:11,042 --> 00:12:12,643
- After being arrested
- for assault with
317
00:12:12,667 --> 00:12:14,834
A very old weapon.
318
00:12:14,875 --> 00:12:16,189
What are we going to do
319
00:12:16,190 --> 00:12:17,501
to stop Derby from winning?
320
00:12:17,543 --> 00:12:19,959
How about a smear campaign?
321
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,189
You mean... we give
322
00:12:21,190 --> 00:12:22,376
people cream cheese
323
00:12:22,417 --> 00:12:23,501
if they agree not
324
00:12:23,502 --> 00:12:24,584
to vote for Derby?
325
00:12:24,625 --> 00:12:26,584
That's genius!
326
00:12:26,625 --> 00:12:28,085
I actually meant
327
00:12:28,086 --> 00:12:29,543
we create a scandal.
328
00:12:29,584 --> 00:12:30,584
So we tell them
329
00:12:30,585 --> 00:12:31,585
it's cream cheese,
330
00:12:31,625 --> 00:12:33,584
- but really it's some
- protein-based spread
331
00:12:33,625 --> 00:12:35,959
Made from people!
332
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,584
No.
333
00:12:37,625 --> 00:12:39,230
This is a non-cream
334
00:12:39,231 --> 00:12:40,834
cheese related plan.
335
00:12:42,417 --> 00:12:44,293
OK. I'm skeptical,
336
00:12:44,294 --> 00:12:46,167
but I'll hear you out.
337
00:12:46,209 --> 00:12:47,625
Derby's done a lot
338
00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:49,459
- of questionable things
- over the years.
339
00:12:49,501 --> 00:12:51,185
- If people knew the real him,
- they'd never vote for him.
340
00:12:51,209 --> 00:12:52,709
[gasps] Are you thinking
341
00:12:52,710 --> 00:12:54,209
what I'm thinking?
342
00:12:54,251 --> 00:12:56,209
Probably not.
343
00:12:56,251 --> 00:12:57,272
Are you thinking
344
00:12:57,273 --> 00:12:58,292
about cream cheese?
345
00:12:58,334 --> 00:13:00,251
- [scoffs]
- No.
346
00:13:10,750 --> 00:13:12,084
Mmm!
347
00:13:14,584 --> 00:13:16,543
Hey!
348
00:13:16,584 --> 00:13:19,167
That bully stole my lunch!
349
00:13:19,209 --> 00:13:21,750
Finished my storybook...
350
00:13:23,459 --> 00:13:25,750
"Bobo the Butterfly."
351
00:13:25,792 --> 00:13:29,209
"For Jakey."
352
00:13:29,251 --> 00:13:30,730
Aw, that's sweet.
353
00:13:30,731 --> 00:13:32,209
He's gonna love it.
354
00:13:35,334 --> 00:13:37,313
Once upon a time, there was
355
00:13:37,314 --> 00:13:39,292
a butterfly named Bobo,
356
00:13:39,334 --> 00:13:42,251
and he was very hungry.
357
00:13:44,750 --> 00:13:46,708
- So he flew around
- the garden looking
358
00:13:46,750 --> 00:13:48,334
For something for lunch,
359
00:13:48,376 --> 00:13:49,876
and came upon a worm
360
00:13:49,877 --> 00:13:51,376
eating a fruitball.
361
00:13:51,417 --> 00:13:52,917
"Mmm.
362
00:13:52,959 --> 00:13:54,252
"That fruitball
363
00:13:54,253 --> 00:13:55,543
looks scrumptious!
364
00:13:55,584 --> 00:13:59,000
Can I have some?"
365
00:13:59,042 --> 00:14:00,334
[British accent]
366
00:14:00,335 --> 00:14:01,625
"Wriggle, wriggle!
367
00:14:01,667 --> 00:14:03,292
"No way!
368
00:14:03,334 --> 00:14:04,959
Butterflies don't eat
369
00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:06,584
fruitballs, silly!"
370
00:14:06,625 --> 00:14:07,792
[chuckles]
371
00:14:07,834 --> 00:14:10,417
So Bobo flew off again,
372
00:14:10,459 --> 00:14:11,938
until he saw a ladybug
373
00:14:11,939 --> 00:14:13,417
eating a leaf.
374
00:14:13,459 --> 00:14:15,417
"Mmm! That leaf looks,
375
00:14:15,459 --> 00:14:18,459
"well, not very tasty,
376
00:14:18,501 --> 00:14:20,459
"but I'm hungry.
377
00:14:20,501 --> 00:14:23,459
Can I have some?"
378
00:14:23,501 --> 00:14:24,688
[high-pitched voice]
379
00:14:24,689 --> 00:14:25,875
"Flutter, flutter!
380
00:14:25,917 --> 00:14:27,376
Forget it!
381
00:14:27,377 --> 00:14:28,834
Butterflies don't eat leaves!"
382
00:14:31,334 --> 00:14:32,813
So Bobo flew off again,
383
00:14:32,814 --> 00:14:34,292
puzzled.
384
00:14:34,334 --> 00:14:36,356
"I can't figure out
385
00:14:36,357 --> 00:14:38,376
what butterflies eat."
386
00:14:41,959 --> 00:14:43,376
- [Southern accent]
- "Buzz, buzz.
387
00:14:43,417 --> 00:14:45,209
- "They eat nectar
- from flowers,
388
00:14:45,251 --> 00:14:47,834
Just like me, mm-hmm."
389
00:14:47,875 --> 00:14:50,251
[as Bobo] "They do?
390
00:14:50,292 --> 00:14:52,209
Thanks, Bee!"
391
00:14:54,917 --> 00:14:57,292
So Bobo beat up the bee
392
00:14:57,334 --> 00:14:59,417
until he gave him his lunch.
393
00:15:04,209 --> 00:15:05,793
Then Bobo drank the nectar,
394
00:15:05,794 --> 00:15:07,376
and realized...
395
00:15:07,417 --> 00:15:10,042
[as Bobo] "Nectar stinks!
396
00:15:10,084 --> 00:15:11,647
I'm gonna take out
397
00:15:11,648 --> 00:15:13,209
my frustrations on...
398
00:15:13,251 --> 00:15:15,167
everyone!"
399
00:15:19,376 --> 00:15:21,292
The End.
400
00:15:24,251 --> 00:15:26,584
Slab, I'm not going to let you
401
00:15:26,625 --> 00:15:28,042
read this to your little cousin!
402
00:15:28,084 --> 00:15:30,042
Ah, you're so stubborn!
403
00:15:30,084 --> 00:15:31,501
It's very violent and
404
00:15:31,502 --> 00:15:32,917
could give him nightmares.
405
00:15:32,959 --> 00:15:35,459
Oh, I wasn't talking to you.
406
00:15:35,501 --> 00:15:38,376
Come on, move! Move!
407
00:15:38,417 --> 00:15:39,959
[donkey brays]
408
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,543
Fine. I'll go around you.
409
00:15:49,834 --> 00:15:51,376
Thank you for coming
410
00:15:51,417 --> 00:15:53,143
- to my last campaign rally
- of the election.
411
00:15:53,167 --> 00:15:54,750
[cheering and applause]
412
00:15:54,792 --> 00:15:56,126
[chanting]
413
00:15:56,127 --> 00:15:57,459
Derby! Derby! Derby!
414
00:15:57,501 --> 00:15:59,105
You all know Derby
415
00:15:59,106 --> 00:16:00,708
the candidate.
416
00:16:00,750 --> 00:16:02,043
Now let's show you
417
00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:03,334
Derby the man.
418
00:16:03,376 --> 00:16:06,376
[orchestral music playing]
419
00:16:06,417 --> 00:16:07,584
[Derby narrating]
420
00:16:07,585 --> 00:16:08,750
Family man.
421
00:16:08,792 --> 00:16:11,084
Businessman.
422
00:16:12,792 --> 00:16:14,708
War hero.
423
00:16:18,167 --> 00:16:19,459
OK, we've got to sneak
424
00:16:19,460 --> 00:16:20,750
over to the equipment
425
00:16:20,792 --> 00:16:22,209
and switch the video.
426
00:16:22,251 --> 00:16:24,000
- How? No one can know
- we're involved.
427
00:16:24,042 --> 00:16:25,251
Don't worry.
428
00:16:25,292 --> 00:16:27,209
I have the perfect disguise.
429
00:16:36,084 --> 00:16:37,625
Nice.
430
00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:42,251
[whistling nonchalantly]
431
00:16:44,125 --> 00:16:45,605
[Derby narrating]
432
00:16:45,606 --> 00:16:47,084
Patriot...
433
00:16:47,125 --> 00:16:49,667
snappy dresser...
434
00:16:51,584 --> 00:16:54,209
lover of animals.
435
00:16:57,334 --> 00:16:58,939
[Adam narrates]
436
00:16:58,940 --> 00:17:00,543
Thief.
437
00:17:00,584 --> 00:17:01,792
[beeping rapidly]
438
00:17:01,834 --> 00:17:03,792
What's going on?
439
00:17:03,834 --> 00:17:04,897
[Adam]
440
00:17:04,898 --> 00:17:05,959
Weirdo.
441
00:17:11,501 --> 00:17:14,042
[crowd booing and jeering]
442
00:17:16,875 --> 00:17:19,625
Well done.
443
00:17:19,667 --> 00:17:22,292
I am as shocked as you are.
444
00:17:22,334 --> 00:17:23,521
Look at the shenanigans
445
00:17:23,522 --> 00:17:24,708
that have gone on
446
00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:26,209
at Finnegan High
447
00:17:26,210 --> 00:17:27,667
under Principal Tater's watch.
448
00:17:27,708 --> 00:17:29,063
[Derby]
449
00:17:29,064 --> 00:17:30,417
Well, no more, I say!
450
00:17:30,459 --> 00:17:32,002
He'll be gone once you elect me
451
00:17:32,003 --> 00:17:33,543
school superintendent!
452
00:17:33,584 --> 00:17:34,959
[cheering and applause]
453
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,959
[chanting]
454
00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:38,917
Derby! Derby! Derby!
455
00:17:38,959 --> 00:17:40,147
I hope you're the Tater
456
00:17:40,148 --> 00:17:41,334
he fires.
457
00:17:41,376 --> 00:17:43,334
[chanting continues]
458
00:17:43,376 --> 00:17:45,334
What am I going to do?
459
00:17:45,376 --> 00:17:47,584
You hated my arts and crafts,
460
00:17:47,625 --> 00:17:48,834
my puppets,
461
00:17:48,875 --> 00:17:50,625
my delightful children's book,
462
00:17:50,667 --> 00:17:52,106
and the amazing
463
00:17:52,107 --> 00:17:53,543
Slabdini's magic show.
464
00:17:53,584 --> 00:17:55,501
You tried to actually
465
00:17:55,502 --> 00:17:57,417
saw me in half.
466
00:17:57,459 --> 00:17:59,417
What is wrong with you?
467
00:17:59,459 --> 00:18:00,751
A magician never
468
00:18:00,752 --> 00:18:02,042
reveals his secrets.
469
00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:05,001
[whispering]
470
00:18:05,002 --> 00:18:06,376
Psychotic personality disorder.
471
00:18:09,125 --> 00:18:10,917
Sorry, Slab.
472
00:18:10,959 --> 00:18:12,480
I guess some people just
473
00:18:12,481 --> 00:18:14,000
aren't good with little kids.
474
00:18:14,042 --> 00:18:15,251
Slab!
475
00:18:15,292 --> 00:18:18,834
Cousin Jakey! Happy birthday!
476
00:18:20,959 --> 00:18:22,417
You look just like you did
477
00:18:22,418 --> 00:18:23,875
when you were a baby.
478
00:18:23,917 --> 00:18:27,042
Your poor aunt.
479
00:18:27,084 --> 00:18:29,045
- Have you ever played
- Pin-the-tail-on-the-Echo?
480
00:18:33,167 --> 00:18:34,376
Have they announced
481
00:18:34,377 --> 00:18:35,584
the election results yet?
482
00:18:35,625 --> 00:18:38,251
Not as of yet, sir.
483
00:18:38,292 --> 00:18:41,251
This waiting is so stressful.
484
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,167
I can really feel the tension
485
00:18:45,209 --> 00:18:48,251
in your shoulders.
486
00:18:48,292 --> 00:18:49,584
You guys are being
487
00:18:49,585 --> 00:18:50,875
so nice to me...
488
00:18:50,917 --> 00:18:52,813
on the same day that I could
489
00:18:52,814 --> 00:18:54,708
be elected the boss of you.
490
00:18:56,125 --> 00:18:57,750
What a coincidence!
491
00:18:57,792 --> 00:18:59,584
[computer chime]
492
00:18:59,625 --> 00:19:00,647
The results are
493
00:19:00,648 --> 00:19:01,667
coming in now, sir.
494
00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:02,917
How'd I do? How'd I do?
495
00:19:02,959 --> 00:19:05,417
You got 2,704 votes.
496
00:19:05,459 --> 00:19:07,459
Wow!
497
00:19:07,501 --> 00:19:10,334
Is that good?
498
00:19:10,376 --> 00:19:11,668
Well, Mrs. Byrne jumped
499
00:19:11,669 --> 00:19:12,959
back in the race and got...
500
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,959
Zero.
501
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,584
- It's really too bad
- she didn't know
502
00:19:16,625 --> 00:19:19,251
She could vote for herself.
503
00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:21,251
- And then there's
- the beloved incumbent,
504
00:19:21,292 --> 00:19:23,209
Lucy MacLeod, who,
505
00:19:23,251 --> 00:19:24,834
- come to think of it,
- we haven't paid
506
00:19:24,875 --> 00:19:26,584
Any attention to
507
00:19:26,585 --> 00:19:28,292
this entire campaign.
508
00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:30,251
She ended up with...
509
00:19:30,292 --> 00:19:33,417
36 votes.
510
00:19:33,459 --> 00:19:36,125
I won! I was worried there
511
00:19:36,167 --> 00:19:37,230
with that big tee-up
512
00:19:37,231 --> 00:19:38,292
you gave Lucy MacLeod.
513
00:19:39,251 --> 00:19:41,501
But I won!
514
00:19:41,543 --> 00:19:42,959
You know what this means?
515
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,168
Derby is the school
516
00:19:44,169 --> 00:19:45,334
superintendent.
517
00:19:45,376 --> 00:19:47,063
Look out, everyone.
518
00:19:47,064 --> 00:19:48,750
The fun is about to begin.
519
00:19:48,792 --> 00:19:50,750
[shouting and clamoring]
520
00:19:50,792 --> 00:19:52,750
[all shouting questions at once]
521
00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:56,167
One at a time! One at a time!
522
00:19:56,209 --> 00:19:58,209
[all shouting at once]
523
00:19:58,251 --> 00:20:02,376
Hey! That was not one at a time!
524
00:20:02,417 --> 00:20:04,334
You, Mrs. Young.
525
00:20:04,376 --> 00:20:06,292
- What are you going
- to do about the fact
526
00:20:06,334 --> 00:20:08,376
That this third-rate school
527
00:20:08,377 --> 00:20:10,417
hires children as teachers?
528
00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:12,042
We're looking into it.
529
00:20:12,084 --> 00:20:14,042
That's all you ever say!
530
00:20:14,084 --> 00:20:17,000
[all shouting and clamoring]
531
00:20:17,042 --> 00:20:19,417
Well, our plan kind of worked.
532
00:20:19,459 --> 00:20:21,417
- Derby's been too busy
- dealing with all
533
00:20:21,459 --> 00:20:22,459
The school problems
534
00:20:22,460 --> 00:20:23,460
to create any of his own.
535
00:20:23,501 --> 00:20:24,688
Yeah, and with me
536
00:20:24,689 --> 00:20:25,875
in charge of this place,
537
00:20:25,917 --> 00:20:27,688
those problems are not
538
00:20:27,689 --> 00:20:29,459
going away anytime soon.
539
00:20:33,543 --> 00:20:35,501
- [Slab]
- "I'm going to take out
540
00:20:35,543 --> 00:20:37,105
My frustrations
541
00:20:37,106 --> 00:20:38,667
on... everyone!"
542
00:20:38,708 --> 00:20:40,875
The End.
543
00:20:40,917 --> 00:20:43,125
Awesome!
544
00:20:43,167 --> 00:20:44,646
The bestest part was
545
00:20:44,647 --> 00:20:46,125
when he beat up the bee.
546
00:20:46,167 --> 00:20:48,750
And the other bestest part
547
00:20:48,792 --> 00:20:51,376
was when he beat up the worm.
548
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:52,501
And the other
549
00:20:52,502 --> 00:20:53,584
other bestest part
550
00:20:53,625 --> 00:20:57,501
was when he beat up the ladybug.
551
00:20:57,543 --> 00:20:58,918
And now I have something
552
00:20:58,919 --> 00:21:00,292
even bestester.
553
00:21:06,584 --> 00:21:08,376
[Derby]
554
00:21:08,377 --> 00:21:10,167
Yesssssss, citizensssss?
555
00:21:10,209 --> 00:21:12,251
What sssssseemssssss
556
00:21:12,252 --> 00:21:14,292
to be the ssssssituation?
557
00:21:14,334 --> 00:21:16,251
Yay! Snake-man!
558
00:21:21,959 --> 00:21:23,750
Ssstop!
559
00:21:23,792 --> 00:21:25,959
I'm sstill digesssssssting
560
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,959
yesterday'sss ssssssupper!
561
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,000
[hacks]
562
00:21:31,050 --> 00:21:35,600
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