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Derby, it's Christmas Eve.
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You've waited until
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the last possible moment,
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and you haven't done
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your science project yet.
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You're going to fail my class.
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That's why I have this...
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Ohh...
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a giant ice cream scoop?
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Give him an "A!"
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Give him an "A!"
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It's a catapult,
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a medieval siege weapon,
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designed to hurl projectiles
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great distances,
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invented by the Greeks
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in the 4th century B.C.
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Slab, did you accidentally
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read a book,
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thinking it was the instructions
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on a box of cake mix?
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I know my weapons...
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From the earliest
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crude stone spearheads
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to sophisticated
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modern-day armaments,
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like this clown hammer.
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[squeak]
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Can I get one of those?
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Sure. Here's my catalog
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for the Hurting Store.
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- So, you're going to
- use this catapult
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- To demonstrate
- Newton's first law...
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- "force equals mass
- times acceleration,"
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- To calculate the conversion
- of potential energy
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Into kinetic energy
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by the restoring force,
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which, in this case,
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is elasticity?
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No, I was just going to fire you
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- into that office building
- across the street
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So you won't be able
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to turn in the grades.
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Now... hop on.
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- It's not the way
- I envisioned Mr. Young
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Getting fired,
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but I'll take it.
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Forget it.
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Don't be such a baby!
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It'll be fun...
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to watch you hit that building.
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[chanting]
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Do it! Do it! Do it! Do...
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Derby, why don't you
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just fire something else
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and say your science project
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was that boring stuff
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Adam was talking about?
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- [Derby]
- OK, what should I use?
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Ooh!
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It's not Christmas morning yet,
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but I suppose
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you can open this now.
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You got me a boulder
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for Christmas?
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I know it's extravagant,
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but I get the employer discount
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from the Hurting Store.
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[whoosh]
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[thud]
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A bag of toys?
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Where did this come from?
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[man] Ohh...
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Maybe this guy can tell us.
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? Good-bye, summer
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hello, fall ?
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? We've been trying
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to get here ?
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? Since we both
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were barely two feet tall ?
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? Who you calling kid?
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Who you calling kid? ?
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? Who you calling kid? ?
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- ? You can call me
- what you want ?
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? But I won't hear a word
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where I am here ?
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? Who you calling kid? ?
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Derby, you killed Santa Claus!
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- I don't even know
- how many detentions
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To give you for this.
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Ohh...
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Thank goodness. He's alive!
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And Derby dodges
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the "naughty" list!
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- [Dang] Look what
- I found on roof!
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A tennis ball!
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It right next to this
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sleigh and reindeer.
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Ohh...
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Are you OK?
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Yeah, I think so.
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Three questions, though.
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Where am I...
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who am I, and...
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do you have any ice cream
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to go with that giant scoop?
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Santa lost his memory.
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What are we going to do?
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- Well, I don't know
- what you're going to do,
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But I'm going to do this...
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[hammer squeaks
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[to the rhythm of "Jingle Bells"]
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Well, everything
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seems to be OK
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with this flashlight.
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I really don't
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know much about eyes.
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You seem to be suffering
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from some sort of amnesia.
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- What's the last
- thing you remember?
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- You said, "You seem
- to be suffering
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From some sort of amnesia.
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What's the last thing
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you remember?"
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Yes! He's cured!
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He's not cured.
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- We're dealing with someone
- who's old, confused,
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And doesn't remember anything.
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I heard that!
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I'm not sure what it meant,
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and now I don't remember
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what it was, but I heard it!
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We weren't talking
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about you, Mrs. Byrne.
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We were talking about him.
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Hello!
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I'd like to sit on his lap
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and tell him what I want.
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Of course, what I want
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is to sit on his lap.
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Can we focus here?
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- It's Christmas Eve,
- and this guy has a job to do.
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Aw, man, I have to
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work on Christmas?
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What kind of lousy job
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do I have?
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You have a great job.
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You deliver toys to every kid
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in the world tonight.
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Every kid in the world
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in one night?
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And how, exactly, do I do that?
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With your sleigh
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pulled by flying reindeer.
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Right! You people are crazy!
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[Adam] What are we going to do?
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Someone has to deliver presents
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to all the children tonight.
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Lucky the drama room
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had elf costumes.
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[Echo] Yeah,
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but they only had three.
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I had to wear something
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from last year's
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production of Cats.
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That's my costume!
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I was spectacular
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as Rumpleteezer.
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Meow.
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OK. Everyone into the sleigh.
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Wait. What?
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- I thought we were gonna
- divide up the gifts?
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I was going to deliver
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mine on my bike.
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Santa doesn't use a bike.
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Clearly!
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Instead of cookies,
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someone should leave him
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a gym membership.
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I'm just not sure
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if flying reindeer
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are the safest mode of travel.
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- I mean, that one's
- got a red nose.
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He's obviously got a cold.
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Come on.
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Don't be a scaredy-cat.
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[laughter]
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Yeah. Even if you fall,
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you'll land on your feet.
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[laughter]
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Besides, you got nine lives.
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[Adam] Yeah.
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Once you're in the air,
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you'll be "feline" good. Ha ha!
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Get it? I said "feline"...
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instead "feelin'"? Ha ha!
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I'm telling you,
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these guys always
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take the good ones.
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I'm not getting in there.
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Let me talk to her.
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What? Hey!
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"Now, Dasher! Now, Dancer!
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Now, Prancer and Vixen!
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On, Comet! On, Cupid!
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On, Donner and Blitzen!
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- To the top of the porch,
- to the top of the wall...
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Now dash away, dash away,
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dash away all!"
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[Echo screams]
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Oh, thank goodness.
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Well, it's back to my bike idea.
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Oh, look the parking brake
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is on.
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[Echo screams]
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Are you OK?
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Good thing Adam suggested
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you hold on to him.
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[choking] It's my pleasure.
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Look at all this junk.
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Train engine, stuffed animal...
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Finally, something good.
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Won't this look darling on me?
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Ivy, we're here to...
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We're here to deliver
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presents, not go shopping.
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Awesome! Fake vomit!
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Actually, I just threw up
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in there.
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I still call dibs!
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So, Saint Nick,
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you're not always
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a saint, are you?
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Mrs. Byrne, stay away from him.
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We need to get his memory back.
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Don't you remember
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delivering all those toys
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to all the good little children?
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They would send you letters
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- listing all the things
- they wanted for Christmas,
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And you would bring them,
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except to me.
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Didn't matter
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what I put in that letter.
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I always got another
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porcelain doll
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just like the ones
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Mommy collected!
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Where's my truck, old man?
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[Slab] Jordan Slabinsky
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is on the "naughty" list?
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I'm Jordan Slabinsky!
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You have to look in your
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wallet to check that?
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Wow, are you...
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[sleigh bells ringing]
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"dum-b."
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How could this have happened?
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Ha! I knocked that fireman
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right off his ladder.
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Ha ha ha!
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I just don't get it.
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How are we supposed
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to fit in there?
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And what if the fireplace is on?
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- Derby, slide down there
- and check.
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If it's off, say, "All clear."
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If it's on, say,
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"Aah! It burns!"
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I'm not going down there.
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It's Santa's job
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to go down the chimney.
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Well, I don't want to get
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this suit all covered in soot.
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It's not mine,
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- and I'm currently fighting
- with my dry-cleaner.
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A mesh bodysuit is one item.
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Wait. I have an idea.
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I can't believe all these years,
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Santa hasn't tried this.
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[crash]
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Done and done.
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Don't worry.
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To make it up to the kid,
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- and to show the world
- I'm a good person,
286
00:10:40,167 --> 00:10:41,751
I'm willing to give up
287
00:10:41,752 --> 00:10:43,334
my precious box of vomit.
288
00:10:45,834 --> 00:10:47,709
[splat]
289
00:10:47,751 --> 00:10:49,834
Done and done.
290
00:10:51,375 --> 00:10:53,667
Oh, good idea.
291
00:10:53,709 --> 00:10:55,001
Santa has a toy shop
292
00:10:55,002 --> 00:10:56,292
at the North Pole,
293
00:10:56,334 --> 00:10:57,897
so you bring him to our workshop
294
00:10:57,898 --> 00:10:59,459
to jog his memory.
295
00:10:59,500 --> 00:11:01,459
Oh, I'll jog his memory,
296
00:11:01,460 --> 00:11:03,417
all right.
297
00:11:11,709 --> 00:11:14,250
[machinery whirring]
298
00:11:18,292 --> 00:11:20,896
A truck.
299
00:11:20,897 --> 00:11:23,500
That's all I wanted, a truck!
300
00:11:23,542 --> 00:11:26,083
Like this.
301
00:11:26,125 --> 00:11:28,125
A truck?
302
00:11:28,167 --> 00:11:30,375
That's a lousy Christmas gift.
303
00:11:30,417 --> 00:11:32,584
In my day, we'd give things
304
00:11:32,626 --> 00:11:34,293
like gold, frankincense
305
00:11:34,294 --> 00:11:35,959
and myrrh.
306
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:39,459
Oh, how we loved our myrrh.
307
00:11:42,626 --> 00:11:45,959
Here we are... Jenny's house.
308
00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,314
Derby, I don't see Jenny
309
00:11:47,315 --> 00:11:48,626
on the list.
310
00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:50,417
- You're looking
- at the "nice" list.
311
00:11:50,459 --> 00:11:54,083
Jenny's on the "naughty" list.
312
00:11:54,125 --> 00:11:55,626
Then why are we here?
313
00:11:55,667 --> 00:11:57,334
I just told you.
314
00:11:57,375 --> 00:11:59,500
Jenny's on the "naughty" list.
315
00:12:06,209 --> 00:12:09,584
So, "feline" better?
316
00:12:09,626 --> 00:12:11,292
Great! We're going to crash,
317
00:12:11,334 --> 00:12:12,709
and that's the last joke
318
00:12:12,710 --> 00:12:14,083
I'll ever hear.
319
00:12:15,959 --> 00:12:18,626
You know, maybe if you steered,
320
00:12:18,667 --> 00:12:20,042
you'd feel more in control.
321
00:12:20,083 --> 00:12:22,167
I guess I could try it.
322
00:12:26,375 --> 00:12:29,792
OK. This isn't so bad.
323
00:12:29,834 --> 00:12:32,083
See? Nothing to be afraid of.
324
00:12:32,125 --> 00:12:35,209
Now, pull up a little.
325
00:12:35,250 --> 00:12:36,459
[snap]
326
00:12:36,500 --> 00:12:39,292
Aah! We're all going to die!
327
00:12:39,334 --> 00:12:41,626
[all screaming]
328
00:12:44,375 --> 00:12:47,125
[all screaming]
329
00:12:50,375 --> 00:12:52,792
You broke Santa's sleigh!
330
00:12:52,834 --> 00:12:54,126
At least we'll go out
331
00:12:54,127 --> 00:12:55,417
with a bang.
332
00:12:55,459 --> 00:12:56,709
You called?
333
00:12:56,751 --> 00:12:59,709
[all] Aah!
334
00:12:59,751 --> 00:13:02,355
Actually, I said "bang,"
335
00:13:02,356 --> 00:13:04,959
not "Dang."
336
00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:08,792
OK. Merry Christmas!
337
00:13:08,834 --> 00:13:10,918
No! Wait! We need your help!
338
00:13:10,959 --> 00:13:13,375
The sleigh is broken.
339
00:13:13,417 --> 00:13:15,000
No problem.
340
00:13:15,042 --> 00:13:16,751
I can fix with
341
00:13:16,752 --> 00:13:18,459
needle-nose pliers.
342
00:13:18,500 --> 00:13:20,834
Let me grab them.
343
00:13:22,792 --> 00:13:24,876
Whoops!
344
00:13:26,083 --> 00:13:28,792
[all screaming]
345
00:13:28,834 --> 00:13:30,085
[Ivy] What's with
346
00:13:30,086 --> 00:13:31,334
all the screaming?
347
00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:33,084
Ivy, we're plummeting
348
00:13:33,085 --> 00:13:34,792
to the earth!
349
00:13:34,834 --> 00:13:36,792
Aim for a shoe store!
350
00:13:36,834 --> 00:13:38,751
- I need to exchange
- these ugly pumps.
351
00:13:40,417 --> 00:13:41,688
That's a remote-control plane!
352
00:13:41,689 --> 00:13:42,959
Give me that!
353
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:45,167
Oh, suddenly, it's OK
354
00:13:45,209 --> 00:13:46,751
to go through these packages
355
00:13:46,792 --> 00:13:48,189
because wittle Adam
356
00:13:48,190 --> 00:13:49,584
wants an airplane.
357
00:13:49,626 --> 00:13:51,293
Not the airplane,
358
00:13:51,294 --> 00:13:52,959
the remote control.
359
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,709
I'll reprogram it
360
00:13:54,710 --> 00:13:56,417
to control the sleigh.
361
00:13:56,459 --> 00:13:58,500
[beeping]
362
00:13:58,542 --> 00:14:01,876
Uh! That was close.
363
00:14:01,918 --> 00:14:03,355
I was just about to make
364
00:14:03,356 --> 00:14:04,792
another box of vomit.
365
00:14:04,834 --> 00:14:07,542
Whoo! That was awesome!
366
00:14:07,584 --> 00:14:09,542
Aren't you afraid?
367
00:14:09,584 --> 00:14:11,022
Afraid you might start
368
00:14:11,023 --> 00:14:12,459
crying when I do this.
369
00:14:12,500 --> 00:14:14,042
[beep]
370
00:14:14,083 --> 00:14:15,417
[all screaming]
371
00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:21,709
[Echo] Whee!
372
00:14:23,292 --> 00:14:26,667
How great was that?
373
00:14:28,959 --> 00:14:31,250
[sloshing]
374
00:14:31,292 --> 00:14:33,209
Merry Christmas, Slab.
375
00:14:35,626 --> 00:14:37,043
Aw, look! The kid who lives here
376
00:14:37,044 --> 00:14:38,459
left our milk and cookies
377
00:14:38,500 --> 00:14:40,084
right up on the roof,
378
00:14:40,085 --> 00:14:41,667
and so I wouldn't miss them,
379
00:14:41,709 --> 00:14:42,709
he put them right next
380
00:14:42,710 --> 00:14:43,710
to this big "X."
381
00:14:45,709 --> 00:14:48,417
Huh! Wha...
382
00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:51,689
And he installed
383
00:14:51,690 --> 00:14:52,876
a hammock for you.
384
00:14:54,584 --> 00:14:57,334
Gotcha! Let me down.
385
00:14:57,375 --> 00:14:58,668
Forget it! I caught you
386
00:14:58,669 --> 00:14:59,959
fair and square!
387
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,084
[deep voice] Ho, ho, ho,
388
00:15:01,085 --> 00:15:02,167
young fella.
389
00:15:02,209 --> 00:15:03,768
- Why don't you let
- my friend out of there?
390
00:15:03,792 --> 00:15:06,876
After all, it's Christmas.
391
00:15:06,918 --> 00:15:08,689
No duh! You think I'd be up here
392
00:15:08,690 --> 00:15:10,459
dressed like a chimney,
393
00:15:10,500 --> 00:15:11,938
freezing my ornaments off
394
00:15:11,939 --> 00:15:13,375
if it were Groundhog Day?
395
00:15:14,959 --> 00:15:17,876
Then what do you want, kid?
396
00:15:17,918 --> 00:15:19,647
An elf. I asked for one for
397
00:15:19,648 --> 00:15:21,375
Christmas, and now I got one.
398
00:15:23,334 --> 00:15:25,230
He's right.
399
00:15:25,231 --> 00:15:27,125
That's what he asked for.
400
00:15:27,167 --> 00:15:28,417
- I'm not an elf!
401
00:15:28,418 --> 00:15:29,667
- I think you are.
402
00:15:29,709 --> 00:15:31,417
- According to this
- wee folk chart,
403
00:15:31,459 --> 00:15:33,542
You're exactly elf-sized...
404
00:15:33,584 --> 00:15:35,459
Slightly larger than a pixie,
405
00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:36,876
but smaller than both
406
00:15:36,877 --> 00:15:38,250
a sprite and a gnome.
407
00:15:40,959 --> 00:15:42,667
Listen, kid.
408
00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:44,417
- I've been down
- the "naughty" path,
409
00:15:44,459 --> 00:15:46,125
And what's it brought me?
410
00:15:46,167 --> 00:15:47,918
Fear, respect,
411
00:15:47,959 --> 00:15:49,439
more lunches than
412
00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:50,918
a guy could eat in a month.
413
00:15:50,959 --> 00:15:53,042
Huh.
414
00:15:53,083 --> 00:15:54,626
This being-naughty thing has
415
00:15:54,627 --> 00:15:56,167
worked out pretty well for me.
416
00:15:56,209 --> 00:15:57,709
Thanks, kid,
417
00:15:57,710 --> 00:15:59,209
for helping me see the light.
418
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:01,417
Merry Christmas.
419
00:16:01,459 --> 00:16:03,918
Merry Christmas.
420
00:16:03,959 --> 00:16:05,397
Hey! Nobody said
421
00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:06,834
you could move.
422
00:16:07,876 --> 00:16:08,959
Uh!
423
00:16:10,459 --> 00:16:11,876
Ow! Ow!
424
00:16:11,918 --> 00:16:13,834
Well, we'd better get going.
425
00:16:13,876 --> 00:16:15,542
- We still have plenty
- of stops to make.
426
00:16:15,584 --> 00:16:18,292
[Derby] Ow! Hey! Ow! Wait!
427
00:16:18,334 --> 00:16:20,542
You can't leave me here!
428
00:16:20,584 --> 00:16:23,209
[Echo] Everyone, hold on tight!
429
00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:25,792
Huh. I guess I was wrong.
430
00:16:25,834 --> 00:16:27,417
Uh! Ow!
431
00:16:27,459 --> 00:16:29,751
Ow ow ow ow ow!
432
00:16:29,792 --> 00:16:31,834
[machinery whirring]
433
00:16:31,876 --> 00:16:33,351
- Where's my truck?
- Where's my truck?
434
00:16:33,375 --> 00:16:34,751
Where's my truck?
435
00:16:34,792 --> 00:16:36,834
Just about...
436
00:16:36,876 --> 00:16:38,083
done.
437
00:16:38,125 --> 00:16:40,500
Ha ha ha!
438
00:16:41,918 --> 00:16:46,751
No! Another doll...
439
00:16:46,792 --> 00:16:48,459
with amethyst eyes
440
00:16:48,460 --> 00:16:50,125
and exquisite cheekbones.
441
00:16:50,167 --> 00:16:52,334
I know where to put her...
442
00:16:52,375 --> 00:16:54,083
Right next to Penelope.
443
00:16:54,125 --> 00:16:56,918
[Door opens and shuts]
444
00:16:56,959 --> 00:16:59,209
You think that doll's something?
445
00:16:59,250 --> 00:17:01,417
Look at this one.
446
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:05,083
? Jingle bells ?
447
00:17:06,209 --> 00:17:09,042
? Jingle bells ?
448
00:17:10,209 --> 00:17:11,876
? Jingle all the way ?
449
00:17:11,918 --> 00:17:14,334
[jingles]
450
00:17:14,375 --> 00:17:16,209
[Echo] Oh, what a night.
451
00:17:16,250 --> 00:17:18,292
But we did it.
452
00:17:18,334 --> 00:17:21,375
This was my best Christmas ever.
453
00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:24,226
- I can't believe
- we delivered presents
454
00:17:24,250 --> 00:17:26,000
To every child in the world.
455
00:17:26,042 --> 00:17:28,834
Yup, all 37 of them.
456
00:17:28,876 --> 00:17:30,792
That was only 37?
457
00:17:30,834 --> 00:17:32,792
All 37.
458
00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:35,417
OK. No problem.
459
00:17:35,459 --> 00:17:37,084
We still have...
460
00:17:37,085 --> 00:17:38,709
three minutes till dawn.
461
00:17:38,751 --> 00:17:42,042
OK. That's a problem.
462
00:17:42,083 --> 00:17:43,542
Dang.
463
00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:45,626
- You said, "Dang," this time,
- right?
464
00:17:45,667 --> 00:17:48,709
[all] Aah!
465
00:17:48,751 --> 00:17:49,981
Dang, can you help us
466
00:17:49,982 --> 00:17:51,209
deliver these gifts?
467
00:17:51,250 --> 00:17:52,751
No problem.
468
00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,042
All done!
469
00:17:59,083 --> 00:18:01,292
[all] Aah!
470
00:18:01,334 --> 00:18:04,959
Wow! I ate a lot of cookies.
471
00:18:08,918 --> 00:18:10,334
Mr. Tater, did you have any luck
472
00:18:10,375 --> 00:18:12,167
- helping Santa get
- his memory back?
473
00:18:12,209 --> 00:18:13,522
Oh, , no. He's further gone
474
00:18:13,523 --> 00:18:14,834
than Mrs. Byrne.
475
00:18:14,876 --> 00:18:16,272
Yeah, he's further gone
476
00:18:16,273 --> 00:18:17,667
than Mrs. Byrne.
477
00:18:17,709 --> 00:18:19,626
Ooh!
478
00:18:19,667 --> 00:18:22,209
You really kept my suit clean.
479
00:18:22,250 --> 00:18:23,626
Can I have it now?
480
00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:25,043
I gotta get back
481
00:18:25,044 --> 00:18:26,417
to the North Pole.
482
00:18:26,459 --> 00:18:28,042
I don't understand.
483
00:18:28,083 --> 00:18:30,375
- I thought you were further gone
- than Mrs. Byrne?
484
00:18:30,417 --> 00:18:33,667
Here's the thing. I'm lazy.
485
00:18:33,709 --> 00:18:34,709
I know I only work
486
00:18:34,710 --> 00:18:35,710
one night a year,
487
00:18:35,751 --> 00:18:39,500
but it's a rough night!
488
00:18:39,542 --> 00:18:40,959
So you never lost your memory?
489
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,459
You were faking?
490
00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:44,709
- Yep. Been doing it for years.
- Heh heh!
491
00:18:44,751 --> 00:18:47,584
That's not very nice.
492
00:18:50,209 --> 00:18:51,417
[gasps]
493
00:18:51,459 --> 00:18:54,334
You're on the "naughty" list?
494
00:18:54,375 --> 00:18:56,209
No way!
495
00:18:58,042 --> 00:18:59,250
Way.
496
00:19:00,792 --> 00:19:04,459
[Santa] Ho ho ho! Ha, ha, ha!
497
00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:06,459
Can you believe that guy?
498
00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:08,542
Yeah. Talk about selfish.
499
00:19:08,584 --> 00:19:10,334
- Seriously,
- he's not nearly as nice
500
00:19:10,375 --> 00:19:11,729
As he is in all those
501
00:19:11,730 --> 00:19:13,083
animated specials.
502
00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:21,209
Oh, hey, he forgot something.
503
00:19:25,209 --> 00:19:27,751
"For Principal Tater."
504
00:19:30,459 --> 00:19:32,083
[gasps]
505
00:19:35,334 --> 00:19:37,500
[sleigh bells ringing]
506
00:19:54,417 --> 00:19:55,959
And then you'll
507
00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:57,500
make me a toy rocket,
508
00:19:57,542 --> 00:19:59,313
and then you'll make me
509
00:19:59,314 --> 00:20:01,083
a pair of roller skates,
510
00:20:01,125 --> 00:20:02,604
and then you'll
511
00:20:02,605 --> 00:20:04,083
make me rocket skates!
512
00:20:04,125 --> 00:20:06,584
But do not just combine
513
00:20:06,626 --> 00:20:07,709
my rocket and
514
00:20:07,710 --> 00:20:08,792
my roller skates,
515
00:20:08,834 --> 00:20:11,626
because I will know.
516
00:20:13,792 --> 00:20:15,543
Come on, kid. Please.
517
00:20:15,544 --> 00:20:17,292
Let me go.
518
00:20:17,334 --> 00:20:19,834
I'm not an elf.
519
00:20:19,876 --> 00:20:21,834
Quiet, elf!
520
00:20:21,876 --> 00:20:24,959
Uh! Ow! Ow!
521
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,125
[Adam] Force equals
522
00:20:26,126 --> 00:20:27,250
mass times acceleration
523
00:20:27,292 --> 00:20:29,268
- to calculate the conversion
- of potential energy
524
00:20:29,292 --> 00:20:31,167
- Into kinetic energy
- by the restoring force,
525
00:20:31,209 --> 00:20:32,918
- Which, in this case,
- is elasticity?
526
00:20:32,959 --> 00:20:35,292
[Derby snoring]
527
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,000
Wake up.
528
00:20:39,042 --> 00:20:40,876
- Yeah. Wake up.
- [squeak]
529
00:20:40,918 --> 00:20:42,542
I'm up.
530
00:20:42,584 --> 00:20:44,542
- So let's see this
- catapult, already.
531
00:20:44,584 --> 00:20:46,292
OK, OK.
532
00:20:53,167 --> 00:20:54,709
Uh!
533
00:20:58,500 --> 00:21:01,083
All right. That's an "F."
534
00:21:01,125 --> 00:21:02,230
F-minus because
535
00:21:02,231 --> 00:21:03,334
I think I got frostbite.
536
00:21:04,918 --> 00:21:06,334
No. Wait.
537
00:21:06,375 --> 00:21:08,083
- That'll ruin my straight "F"
- average.
538
00:21:08,125 --> 00:21:11,042
Mm...
539
00:21:11,083 --> 00:21:14,083
Nngh. nngh nngh!
540
00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:23,834
Oh, look.
541
00:21:23,835 --> 00:21:25,167
The safety was on.
542
00:21:25,209 --> 00:21:26,564
[Derby] Waah!
543
00:21:26,565 --> 00:21:27,918
Ooh, hi, Santa!
544
00:21:27,959 --> 00:21:29,064
All right.
545
00:21:29,065 --> 00:21:30,167
He can have the "F."
546
00:21:30,209 --> 00:21:32,292
Merry Christmas, everyone.
547
00:21:32,334 --> 00:21:34,334
[all] Merry Christmas.
548
00:21:34,384 --> 00:21:38,934
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