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The retina contains
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two kinds of photoreceptors...
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Rods and cones.
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Whoa!
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I reacted the same way
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when I first learned
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about phototransduction.
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Take that, Professor Vortex!
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Echo?
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- Are you hiding
- a comic book in your textbook?
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No, I wouldn't do that.
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I'm just openly reading it.
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[Derby] Shameful!
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We're here to learn science.
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Derby?
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[theme music playing]
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You're watching TV
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during science?
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Science, Schmience!
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I'm aware of your attitude
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toward this class.
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Science, Schmience
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- is the name of the show
- I'm watching...
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And happens to be
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my attitude toward this class.
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Welcome back
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to "Science, Schmience!"
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- [cheering]
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- It's a science show.
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- They do these cool experiments
- to make learning science fun.
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Like my class?
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Derby?
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- My mom says if you can't
- say something nice,
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Don't say anything...
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until you can think of
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a really good zinger.
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So give me a minute.
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Kids, I've enjoyed every one
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of our 800 shows together,
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but now it's time for me
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to retire as host of the show.
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[studio audience groans]
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Derby, are you OK?
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I... I can't believe it.
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- He was the closest thing
- I ever had
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To a science teacher!
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Kapow! Zinger!
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? Goodbye, summer
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hello, fall ?
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- ? We've been trying
- to get here ?
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? Since we both
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were barely two feet tall ?
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? Who you calling "kid"? ?
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? Who you calling "kid"? ?
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? Who you calling "kid"? ?
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- ? You can call me
- what you want ?
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? But I won't hear a word
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where I am here ?
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? Who you calling "kid"? ?
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I'm really upset
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about this Professor Les thing.
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Guys! Look who's here!
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Professor Les!
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Professor Les!
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I'm a huge fan!
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Not as big as me.
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I still have my official
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fan club wig I got
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from sending in 50 labels
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from your sponsor...
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"Joe Junior:
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pre-sweetened coffee for kids."
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I was so excited
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when it arrived,
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I didn't sleep for a month!
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Professor Les,
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can I have your autograph?
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On...
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this?
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Sure, kid.
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I'll never wash
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this face again!
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- [Principal Tater] Professor Les,
- this is Mr. Young,
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The guy you wanted to see.
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- It's a pleasure to meet
- a fellow schmientist.
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I'm here because
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it's time for me to retire...
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at least according to
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the weasels at the network.
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- Why they let small,
- furry creatures
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Make programming decisions
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is beyond me.
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- Anyway, I need
- to find my replacement,
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A fresh face!
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Adam has a fresh face!
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Just look...
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like a baby's bottom.
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Derby, you know I like
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the teddy bear diapers.
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So? Will you be the new host
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of Science, Schmience?
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[cheering]
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Who's cheering?
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Your new fans!
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Hosting a TV show would mean
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reaching a lot more kids...
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showing them how fun science is.
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I'll do it!
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I'll be the new host of
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Science, Schmience!
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[cheering]
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See, kid? They love ya!
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And they will,
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as long as you're the host of
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Science, Schmience!
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[silence falls]
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How quickly they forget.
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Ivy. New outfit?
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I signed up for The Holmes Club.
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I'm a huge Sherlock Holmes fan.
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Ivy, it's not "The Holmes Club,"
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it's "The Homes Club."
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See that guy over there?
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He lost his home.
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I suspect foul play.
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Come, Watson!
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The game is afoot!
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We don't solve mysteries.
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We build houses to help
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the less fortunate.
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I signed up to help
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the less fortunate?
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That makes me less fortunate!
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Make sure my house has a pool.
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We're not building
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a house for you.
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We're building a house for him.
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Pass.
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Come on, Ivy.
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If nothing else,
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- it will look good
- on a college application.
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College? There are college guys
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in college!
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Yes. And if you want to be
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a college girl in college,
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you're going to need some help.
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I mean, when was the last time
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you got an "A" in school?
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Elementary, my dear Watson.
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I promised Principal Tater
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that shooting a show
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- wouldn't interfere with
- your teaching schedule,
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- So I had the set
- built right here!
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[Adam] Hey, looks great!
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[Derby] Wow!
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Suddenly, this room
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makes me want to learn!
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Never mind. It's gone.
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- So are you ready
- for your big debut?
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You bet! I can't wait
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to inspire young minds
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- and create the
- scientists of tomorrow!
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You won't be talking like that
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on the air, will you?
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[vaudeville piano theme
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[plays throughout]
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Hey, kids!
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Welcome to Science, Schmience!
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[cheering]
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Today, we're gonna
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use electricity
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to "conduct"
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a really cool experiment.
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We're going to use this lemon
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to make our very own battery,
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which we'll use
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to power this coffee maker.
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No way! Science is magic!
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You haven't seen anything yet...
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and you won't...
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- until we talk about
- the principles at work.
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"Principals at work."
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If we wanted to work,
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we wouldn't become principals.
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By using two electrodes,
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a copper penny,
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and a zinc-coated nail,
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- we're able to convert
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- into electrical energy...
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- [Professor Les] Adam?
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Less science, more schmience!
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Fine.
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[coffee maker beeps]
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[cheering]
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And there you have it...
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a coffee maker
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powered by a lemon.
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Ha ha. Joe Junior.
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I don't know why they took
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this stuff off the market.
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Hey, if a lemon
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can power a coffee maker,
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I wonder how much power
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we could get from this.
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Derby, wait.
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- The electrolytes
- in a watermelon
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- Are totally different
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lemon.
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Derby, that was irresponsible,
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- that was dangerous,
- that was...
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Fantastic television!
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Kid, congratulations!
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You're the new host
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of the show.
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Kid...
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- whatever the opposite
- of "congratulations" is.
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You're fired.
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What? Derby?
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But he doesn't know
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anything about science.
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Science, schmience!
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[cheering]
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Do you hear that?!
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The people have spoken!
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What people?!
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You're making Derby
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the host of a science show?
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- He doesn't know
- the first thing about science!
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No, I don't!
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I love this kid!
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- Hey, we'll just
- give you a sidekick,
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- Who can make sure
- the science is sound.
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Hey, kids!
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Welcome to Science, Schmience!
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[cheering]
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Allow me to introduce
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my new sidekick, Newton!
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[vaudeville piano theme
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[plays throughout]
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Welcome back to
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Science, Schmience!
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[cheering]
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Where we're investigating
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the mysterious
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weather phenomenon
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known as the twister!
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I wouldn't say "mysterious."
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It's simply
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a rotating column of air
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- simultaneously
- in contact with...
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Ahem!
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Stick to the script!
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Oo-oo. Ee-ee.
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That's right, Newton.
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It is mysterious!
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Wow. Monkey's smart.
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Maybe I can hire him
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to replace Mr. Young.
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I think now is a good time
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to warn kids
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not to try this at home.
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Nah! Try it at home, kids!
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Look how cool this is!
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It's a twister in a box!
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- Are we at least
- going to explain the science?
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- The low-pressure core,
- created by...
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[Professor Les] Ahem!
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Oo-oo.
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Ee-ee.
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What's that, Newton?
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We should get a closer look
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at this twister?
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Oo-oo-oo!
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[winds gusting]
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Whoa!
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[Adam's screams carrying
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[on wind]
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Ooh! The twister dropped him!
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- Maybe that tree
- will break his fall.
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[crashing thud]
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[Adam] Ooh!
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Yep!
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[branch snaps, body thuds]
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Nope!
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[Adam groans]
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I look good in this fancy hat!
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It's very flattering.
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I wonder why
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I don't wear it more.
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Leaf-monkey!
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Yaa!
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Ah! Ah!
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No! Human in monkey costume!
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A talking leaf-monkey?
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This world's full of mystery.
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That's why The Holmes Club's
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so popular!
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[vaudeville piano theme
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[plays throughout]
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And welcome to another episode
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of Science, Schmience!
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[cheering]
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Oo-oo... ow-ow!
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Today, we're going to be
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talking about quicksand!
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Now, quicksand is mud.
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We all know that, right?
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[scoffs] Who doesn't?
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Actually, it occurs when
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an underground source of water
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pushes continuously
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up into sand,
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separating the grains
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so they're barely touching.
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Quicksand is mostly water.
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Death water!
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- Well, one must
- consider the viscosity...
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Good idea, Newton!
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A demonstration.
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Now, if Newton
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were out walking
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and happened to fall
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into some quicksand...
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what should he do?
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Scream? Panic?
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Those may seem
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like good ideas,
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but they won't save him.
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- Because quicksand
- is mostly water,
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All Newton needs to do
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is float on his back.
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Oh, well.
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- I'm sure it works better
- with a real monkey.
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Newton, get in.
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The death water's warm.
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Come on, Adam!
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Do it for schmience!
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Find another monkey.
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I quit.
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If that monkey quit the show,
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I can hire him
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to replace Mr. Young.
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Why are you walking like that?
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I don't know.
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Well, we did good work here.
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- Did you see the smile
- on that man's face
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When we gave him the house?
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He was so happy.
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You're right. I think it's
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something he'll cherish
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for the rest of his life.
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[girls squealing]
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Uh-oh!
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Dang sent reinforcements!
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You know what?
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There are worse ways to go.
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[girls clamoring]
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- It looks like
- you have fans...
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And I can see why.
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You're cute in that monkey suit.
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I am?
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You're cute in that human suit.
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I need to get back to shooting
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today's episode of the show...
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that I am on.
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Not so fast!
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Dang, it's me, Adam.
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I know.
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- Why didn't you
- tell me you're Newton?
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I'm a huge fan.
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Can you give me an autograph?
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I should've realized!
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Of course there are
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no leaf-monkeys
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at Finnegan High.
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Leaf-monkey!
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Now, I know
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harsh words were spoken,
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but I've had some time to think,
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and I've decided...
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ee-ee. Oo-oo.
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You want your old job back?
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Ee! Ee! Ee! Ee!
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- Well, too bad.
- Ee...
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You've already been replaced.
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What?! By whom?
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Oo-oo! Ee... ee!
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Please, please, please
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let me be your monkey!
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Sorry, kid.
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It's too late for you.
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But neither of these guys
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knows anything about science.
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Who cares? We'll change
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the name of the show to...
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Schmience, Schmience.
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[cheering]
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[Derby] All right.
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- Now, let's see what happens
- when Newton
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Jumps in the quicksand.
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Oo-oo...
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ee-ee.
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[Adam] Uh, Les?
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This doesn't say "quicksand."
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It says "Quick Set."
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It's cement.
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Huh.
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So, since Mr. Tater's
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not available,
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can I be the monkey now?
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- If you want to be a monkey,
- be a monkey,
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But on your own time.
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Show's canceled.
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Instead, I'll be hosting The
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Best of Science, Schmience!
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[cheering]
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You hear that? I'm back!
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So, you want to go
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grab some lunch?
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What about Tater?
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Tater, schmater.
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[cheering]
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The people have spoken.
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I can't believe that guy
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sold the house we made for him.
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I know! In this market?
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I wonder who bought it.
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[Dang] I did!
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Dang, you're going to
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live in the quad?
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Oh, no...
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that's a very bad neighborhood!
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Teenagers everywhere!
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So I took apart the house
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and rebuilt in a classier area.
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The janitor's closet?
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Yes! I'll show you.
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You kids, get off my lawn!
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