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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,963 --> 00:00:06,048 HELLO, EVERYONE. 2 00:00:06,090 --> 00:00:07,568 - I'D LIKE TO THANK YOU ALL - FOR STAYING AFTER SCHOOL 3 00:00:07,592 --> 00:00:09,343 FOR THIS IMPORTANT CEREMONY. 4 00:00:09,385 --> 00:00:12,137 I CAN'T SEE. 5 00:00:12,179 --> 00:00:14,265 GIVE ME A BOOST. 6 00:00:14,306 --> 00:00:16,058 WHAT? 7 00:00:16,100 --> 00:00:17,560 WATCH THE HAIR! 8 00:00:17,602 --> 00:00:19,771 AND THE SPINE! 9 00:00:19,812 --> 00:00:22,398 IN ANY EVENT, WE ARE HERE TODAY 10 00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:24,626 - TO HONOR ONE OF FINNEGAN HIGH'S - MOST BELOVED FIGURES... 11 00:00:24,650 --> 00:00:26,903 A GHOST? 12 00:00:26,945 --> 00:00:28,905 HARDLY. 13 00:00:28,947 --> 00:00:29,969 ALTHOUGH HE IS 14 00:00:29,970 --> 00:00:30,990 HAUNTINGLY CHARMING. 15 00:00:36,370 --> 00:00:38,038 - YOU COMMISSIONED - A STATUE OF YOURSELF? 16 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:39,707 [ALL SHOUTING]: BOO! 17 00:00:39,749 --> 00:00:41,292 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 18 00:00:41,333 --> 00:00:42,439 ARE WE SAYING "BOO" 19 00:00:42,440 --> 00:00:43,544 TO SHOW OUR DISPLEASURE 20 00:00:43,586 --> 00:00:45,004 WITH THE TATER STATUE, 21 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:46,068 OR ARE WE TRYING 22 00:00:46,069 --> 00:00:47,089 TO LURE THE GHOST BACK? 23 00:00:47,131 --> 00:00:49,091 PEOPLE, PLEASE. 24 00:00:49,133 --> 00:00:50,760 IT'S COMPLETELY APPROPRIATE 25 00:00:50,802 --> 00:00:51,469 - FOR A SCHOOL TO HONOR - ONE OF ITS PRINCIPALS 26 00:00:51,510 --> 00:00:52,678 IN THIS MANNER. 27 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:54,722 HOW CAN WE EVEN AFFORD THIS, 28 00:00:54,764 --> 00:00:56,411 GIVEN THAT THE SCHOOL HAS 29 00:00:56,412 --> 00:00:58,058 SO MANY OTHER NEEDS, 30 00:00:58,100 --> 00:00:59,661 - LIKE UPDATING - THE COMPUTER SCIENCE LAB? 31 00:00:59,685 --> 00:01:00,770 WHAT? 32 00:01:00,812 --> 00:01:02,271 WHY? 33 00:01:02,313 --> 00:01:03,856 THE CALCUTRON 2000 34 00:01:03,857 --> 00:01:05,399 WORKS JUST FINE, 35 00:01:05,441 --> 00:01:06,543 - AS LONG AS YOU STUDENTS REMEMBER - TO CHANGE ITS LIGHT BULBS 36 00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:08,110 ONCE IN A WHILE 37 00:01:08,152 --> 00:01:09,174 AND KEEP ITS VACUUM TUBES 38 00:01:09,175 --> 00:01:10,195 FREE OF MICE. 39 00:01:10,237 --> 00:01:11,990 BESIDES, 40 00:01:12,031 --> 00:01:14,116 THIS STATUE WAS PAID FOR 41 00:01:14,158 --> 00:01:15,260 - WITH MONEY FROM - OUR BUILDING FUND. 42 00:01:15,284 --> 00:01:16,702 SHOULDN'T THAT MONEY BE SAVED 43 00:01:16,744 --> 00:01:18,545 - TO MAKE EMERGENCY REPAIRS - TO THE BUILDING? 44 00:01:20,915 --> 00:01:23,459 PLEASE... 45 00:01:23,501 --> 00:01:25,941 - THIS OLD GIRL IS AS STURDY - AS THE DAY SHE WAS CONSTRUCTED. 46 00:01:29,548 --> 00:01:31,467 [CRUMBLING] 47 00:01:31,509 --> 00:01:32,550 [STUDENTS SHRIEK IN PANIC] 48 00:01:37,056 --> 00:01:39,141 [COMPUTER BEEPS AND TRILLS] 49 00:01:39,183 --> 00:01:41,101 [MECHANIZED LAUGHTER] 50 00:01:43,145 --> 00:01:45,940 IT'S NOT FUNNY, CALCUTRON! 51 00:01:45,982 --> 00:01:47,692 [???] 52 00:01:47,733 --> 00:01:49,944 ? GOODBYE, SUMMER 53 00:01:49,945 --> 00:01:52,154 HELLO, FALL ? 54 00:01:52,196 --> 00:01:53,364 ? WE'VE BEEN TRYING 55 00:01:53,365 --> 00:01:54,532 TO GET THERE ? 56 00:01:54,573 --> 00:01:56,722 ? SINCE WE BOTH 57 00:01:56,723 --> 00:01:58,870 WERE BARELY TWO FEET TALL ? 58 00:01:58,911 --> 00:02:00,226 ? WHO YOU CALLIN' KID? 59 00:02:00,227 --> 00:02:01,539 WHO YOU CALLIN' KID? ? 60 00:02:01,580 --> 00:02:04,917 ? WHO YOU CALLIN' KID? ? 61 00:02:04,959 --> 00:02:06,253 ? CAN CALL ME WHAT YOU WANT 62 00:02:06,254 --> 00:02:07,545 BUT I WON'T HEAR A WORD ? 63 00:02:07,586 --> 00:02:10,965 ? WHERE I AM HERE ? 64 00:02:11,007 --> 00:02:13,092 ? WHO YOU CALLIN' KID? ? 65 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:14,133 [???] 66 00:02:16,220 --> 00:02:18,138 [THUNDER RUMBLING] 67 00:02:18,180 --> 00:02:20,140 [RAIN SPATTERING] 68 00:02:24,228 --> 00:02:25,938 HMM. 69 00:02:25,980 --> 00:02:26,605 - WHERE AM I - GOING TO FIND SOMETHING 70 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:28,107 TO KEEP THE RAIN OFF ME? 71 00:02:29,567 --> 00:02:30,651 OF COURSE! 72 00:02:30,693 --> 00:02:32,111 IT'S SO OBVIOUS. 73 00:02:33,905 --> 00:02:35,155 HEY! 74 00:02:35,197 --> 00:02:36,448 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 75 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:37,825 QUIET, UMBRELLA. 76 00:02:37,867 --> 00:02:38,867 [SNAPS OPEN] 77 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:45,040 [RUFFLING AND SPLASHING] 78 00:02:49,712 --> 00:02:50,379 - WELL, I GUESS - IT'S BETTER THAN THE TIME 79 00:02:50,421 --> 00:02:52,297 HE USED ME AS A PLUNGER. 80 00:02:56,094 --> 00:02:58,137 I CAN'T BELIEVE 81 00:02:58,178 --> 00:02:58,804 - THE SCHOOL STILL HASN'T - FIXED THE HOLE IN THE ROOF. 82 00:02:58,846 --> 00:02:59,889 THIS IS DANGEROUS. 83 00:02:59,931 --> 00:03:00,931 SOMEONE COULD SLIP. 84 00:03:08,064 --> 00:03:10,024 THERE YOU ARE, MR. YOUNG. 85 00:03:10,066 --> 00:03:11,318 I'VE DECIDED THAT 86 00:03:11,319 --> 00:03:12,568 WE'LL PAY FOR A NEW ROOF 87 00:03:12,610 --> 00:03:13,799 BY HOLDING 88 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:14,987 A FUNDRAISER AUCTION. 89 00:03:15,029 --> 00:03:17,156 - STUDENTS WILL BE ABLE TO BID - ON SCHOOL STAFF, 90 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:18,866 MAKING THEM SERVANTS FOR A DAY. 91 00:03:18,908 --> 00:03:21,994 YOU'RE GOING TO SELL ME? 92 00:03:22,036 --> 00:03:23,412 YEAH. 93 00:03:23,454 --> 00:03:24,914 WHY ELSE WOULD I HAVE BOUGHT 94 00:03:24,956 --> 00:03:26,665 - THIS SOLID-GOLD - AUCTIONEER'S GAVEL, 95 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:28,104 WITH THE MONEY FROM 96 00:03:28,105 --> 00:03:29,501 THE SCHOOL BUS MAINTENANCE FUND? 97 00:03:29,543 --> 00:03:30,837 I MEAN, REALLY, NEW BRAKES 98 00:03:30,838 --> 00:03:32,130 EVERY 50,000 MILES? 99 00:03:32,171 --> 00:03:33,422 SEEMS EXCESSIVE. 100 00:03:37,093 --> 00:03:38,093 YOU KNOW... 101 00:03:40,304 --> 00:03:43,348 IF I CONVINCE ECHO TO BUY ME, 102 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:44,701 - WE CAN SPEND - THE WHOLE DAY TOGETHER! 103 00:03:44,725 --> 00:03:45,953 - YEAH, WELL, - I'D LIKE TO NOT SPEND 104 00:03:45,977 --> 00:03:46,977 - THE WHOLE DAY - IN HERE. 105 00:03:50,106 --> 00:03:51,607 - CAREFUL, DON'T - OPEN ME INDOORS. 106 00:03:51,649 --> 00:03:54,652 THAT'S BAD LUCK. 107 00:03:54,693 --> 00:03:55,444 - YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY - SHOULDN'T LET SLAB 108 00:03:55,486 --> 00:03:57,071 PUSH YOU AROUND LIKE THAT. 109 00:03:57,113 --> 00:03:58,906 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? 110 00:03:58,948 --> 00:03:59,991 IT'S NOT LIKE 111 00:03:59,992 --> 00:04:01,033 THERE'S ANYONE AROUND HERE 112 00:04:01,075 --> 00:04:02,236 - TO TRAIN ME - TO FIGHT BACK. 113 00:04:09,333 --> 00:04:10,459 THAT'S AMAZING, DANG. 114 00:04:10,501 --> 00:04:12,211 YOU DODGED THE RAINDROPS! 115 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:13,420 THAT IS AMAZING. 116 00:04:13,462 --> 00:04:15,297 IT'S SO OBVIOUS! 117 00:04:15,339 --> 00:04:16,674 DANG, CAN YOU 118 00:04:16,715 --> 00:04:18,843 RECOMMEND SOMEONE TO TRAIN ME? 119 00:04:22,346 --> 00:04:23,305 [GAVEL BANGS] 120 00:04:23,347 --> 00:04:25,307 SOLD, FOR $25! 121 00:04:25,349 --> 00:04:27,018 - MR. MANX, - OUR BELOVED SHOP TEACHER. 122 00:04:27,059 --> 00:04:28,059 [APPLAUSE] 123 00:04:30,188 --> 00:04:32,898 PICTURE THIS... 124 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:34,150 "OH, NO, WHO WILL HELP ME 125 00:04:34,151 --> 00:04:35,359 WITH ALL THIS HOMEWORK?" 126 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:36,777 "I, ADAM YOUNG, 127 00:04:36,819 --> 00:04:37,611 - "YOUR HUMBLE SERVANT - FOR THE DAY, 128 00:04:37,653 --> 00:04:39,279 WILL HELP YOU." 129 00:04:39,321 --> 00:04:40,322 "YOU'RE THE GREATEST. 130 00:04:40,364 --> 00:04:41,364 THANK YOU." 131 00:04:52,835 --> 00:04:54,115 - ANYWAY, YOU SHOULD - BID ON ME. 132 00:04:57,256 --> 00:04:58,590 SURE. 133 00:04:58,632 --> 00:04:59,967 I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE 134 00:05:00,009 --> 00:05:01,469 YOU'RE GOING TO GO FOR 135 00:05:01,470 --> 00:05:02,928 A LOT OF MONEY. 136 00:05:02,970 --> 00:05:04,471 YES! 137 00:05:04,513 --> 00:05:05,764 NEXT UP FOR BID, 138 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:08,226 OUR BELOVED JANITOR, DANG. 139 00:05:08,267 --> 00:05:09,351 WHERE IS HE? 140 00:05:09,393 --> 00:05:10,561 HELLO. 141 00:05:10,602 --> 00:05:11,979 [YELPING IN SURPRISE] 142 00:05:12,021 --> 00:05:13,355 - WHO WILL START - THE BIDDING? 143 00:05:13,397 --> 00:05:14,439 $10. 144 00:05:14,481 --> 00:05:15,566 20! 145 00:05:15,607 --> 00:05:16,607 [EVERYONE YELPS] 146 00:05:17,526 --> 00:05:19,111 OH, NO, YOU DON'T. 147 00:05:19,153 --> 00:05:20,612 30! 148 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:22,322 - WE HAVE 30. - DO I HEAR 40? 149 00:05:22,364 --> 00:05:25,367 TOO RICH FOR MY BLOOD. 150 00:05:27,786 --> 00:05:28,871 [BANGS GAVEL] 151 00:05:28,913 --> 00:05:30,998 SOLD TO DERBY FOR $30! 152 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:33,084 [APPLAUSE] 153 00:05:33,125 --> 00:05:34,607 NEXT, GET READY 154 00:05:34,608 --> 00:05:36,087 TO BID ON A BIDDY. 155 00:05:36,128 --> 00:05:38,505 MRS. BYRNE! 156 00:05:38,547 --> 00:05:40,382 [APPLAUSE] 157 00:05:40,424 --> 00:05:42,426 THANK YOU, PAGEANT JUDGES. 158 00:05:42,467 --> 00:05:44,428 MY TALENT IS PLATE SPINNING. 159 00:05:47,556 --> 00:05:48,557 WHOA! 160 00:05:48,599 --> 00:05:49,599 [SMASH] 161 00:05:52,061 --> 00:05:53,580 - OKAY, WHO WOULD LIKE - TO START THE BIDDING? 162 00:05:53,604 --> 00:05:55,189 DO I HEAR $10? 163 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:57,523 EIGHT. 164 00:05:58,776 --> 00:05:59,776 HOW ABOUT FIVE? 165 00:06:01,445 --> 00:06:02,738 OH, COME ON, PEOPLE, 166 00:06:02,780 --> 00:06:06,784 THE WOMAN SPINS PLATES! 167 00:06:06,825 --> 00:06:08,410 ONE DOLLAR. 168 00:06:08,452 --> 00:06:09,745 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 169 00:06:09,787 --> 00:06:10,412 - I THOUGHT YOU WERE - BUYING ME. 170 00:06:10,454 --> 00:06:12,414 I AM. 171 00:06:12,456 --> 00:06:13,415 - I'M JUST TRYING TO GET - THE BIDDING STARTED. 172 00:06:13,457 --> 00:06:15,293 I FEEL BAD FOR HER. 173 00:06:15,334 --> 00:06:17,002 WE HAVE ONE DOLLAR. 174 00:06:17,044 --> 00:06:18,837 - DO I HEAR - A BUCK 25? 175 00:06:22,216 --> 00:06:23,322 WE CAN FIGURE OUT 176 00:06:23,323 --> 00:06:24,426 A PAYMENT PLAN. 177 00:06:24,468 --> 00:06:25,636 [BANGS GAVEL] 178 00:06:25,677 --> 00:06:26,428 - SOLD FOR ONE DOLLAR. - MRS. BYRNE. 179 00:06:26,470 --> 00:06:28,139 [POLITE APPLAUSE] 180 00:06:28,180 --> 00:06:30,266 WHAT HAPPENED? 181 00:06:30,308 --> 00:06:31,451 - I THOUGHT YOU WERE - GOING TO BUY ME. 182 00:06:31,475 --> 00:06:32,851 DON'T WORRY. 183 00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:34,288 - I'M SURE SOMEONE ELSE - WILL BUY YOU. 184 00:06:34,312 --> 00:06:35,395 [BANGS GAVEL] 185 00:06:35,437 --> 00:06:36,730 SOLD TO IVY YOUNG! 186 00:06:36,772 --> 00:06:39,441 [APPLAUSE] 187 00:06:39,483 --> 00:06:42,278 NO! 188 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:43,801 OUR FINAL 189 00:06:43,802 --> 00:06:45,281 AND MOST ANTICIPATED ITEM 190 00:06:45,323 --> 00:06:47,164 - IS A BELOVED MEMBER - OF THE FINNEGAN FAMILY, 191 00:06:47,199 --> 00:06:48,326 WHO HOLDS A SPECIAL PLACE 192 00:06:48,327 --> 00:06:49,451 IN OUR HEARTS... 193 00:06:49,493 --> 00:06:50,661 PRINCIPAL TATER! 194 00:06:50,702 --> 00:06:52,037 [GASPING] 195 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:53,455 WHO, ME? 196 00:06:53,497 --> 00:06:54,414 OH, THANK YOU. 197 00:06:54,456 --> 00:06:55,916 YOU'RE TOO KIND. 198 00:06:55,958 --> 00:06:57,626 YOU'RE AWESOME. 199 00:06:57,668 --> 00:06:59,461 OKAY, OKAY. 200 00:06:59,503 --> 00:07:01,463 LET'S START THE BIDDING AT... 201 00:07:01,505 --> 00:07:04,508 $50,000! 202 00:07:04,549 --> 00:07:05,843 COME ON, SLAB. 203 00:07:05,884 --> 00:07:07,011 THIS ISN'T A JOKE. 204 00:07:07,052 --> 00:07:08,179 OH, I'M NOT JOKING. 205 00:07:14,018 --> 00:07:15,727 DO I HEAR $50,001? 206 00:07:17,729 --> 00:07:19,315 MAYBE I COULD BID ON MYSELF. 207 00:07:24,236 --> 00:07:25,487 HELLO? 208 00:07:25,529 --> 00:07:26,529 [VOICE ECHOES HOLLOWLY] 209 00:07:29,325 --> 00:07:32,619 [BANGS GAVEL] 210 00:07:32,661 --> 00:07:35,455 [VOICE ECHOING] SOLD! 211 00:07:35,497 --> 00:07:36,623 [APPLAUSE] 212 00:07:43,255 --> 00:07:46,091 GOOD MORNING, SERVANT. 213 00:07:46,133 --> 00:07:47,509 [ADAM GROANS] 214 00:07:47,551 --> 00:07:49,387 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO ME? 215 00:07:49,428 --> 00:07:51,222 I NEED A BEST FRIEND. 216 00:07:51,263 --> 00:07:52,848 - YOU KNOW, - SOMEONE TO GOSSIP WITH, 217 00:07:52,890 --> 00:07:53,807 TAKE SHOPPING WITH ME, 218 00:07:53,849 --> 00:07:54,933 DO EACH OTHER'S HAIR... 219 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:56,268 WHAT ABOUT BETHANY? 220 00:07:56,310 --> 00:07:57,144 - I THOUGHT - SHE WAS YOUR BEST FRIEND. 221 00:07:57,186 --> 00:07:58,729 SHE IS. 222 00:07:58,770 --> 00:08:00,689 - MY BESTEST FRIEND - IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD, 223 00:08:00,731 --> 00:08:01,878 BUT SHE'S RECOVERING 224 00:08:01,879 --> 00:08:03,025 FROM A NOSE JOB. 225 00:08:03,067 --> 00:08:05,194 I HOPE THEY GAVE HER A HUGE ONE. 226 00:08:08,864 --> 00:08:10,721 WHAT CAN YOUR HUMBLE SERVANT 227 00:08:10,722 --> 00:08:12,576 DO FOR YOU? 228 00:08:12,617 --> 00:08:13,807 TEACH ME 229 00:08:13,808 --> 00:08:14,995 EVERYTHING YOU KNOW. 230 00:08:15,037 --> 00:08:16,890 - I WANT TO BE ABLE TO DO - ALL THE THINGS YOU CAN DO. 231 00:08:16,914 --> 00:08:19,479 AH, YOU WISH TO BE TRAINED 232 00:08:19,480 --> 00:08:22,044 IN THE ANCIENT WAYS, 233 00:08:22,086 --> 00:08:25,547 AS I WAS BACK IN VIETNAM. 234 00:08:25,589 --> 00:08:26,589 [ROARING] 235 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:32,845 D'AH! 236 00:08:35,557 --> 00:08:36,576 - YES, YES! - WHERE DO I START? 237 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:40,062 WE MUST START WITH THE BASICS. 238 00:08:40,104 --> 00:08:42,106 COME. 239 00:08:42,147 --> 00:08:43,190 I WILL SHOW YOU... 240 00:08:43,232 --> 00:08:45,567 ON THIS LOCKER! 241 00:08:49,613 --> 00:08:51,990 WASH... 242 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:53,951 DRY... 243 00:08:53,992 --> 00:08:55,869 WASH. 244 00:08:55,911 --> 00:08:57,996 DRY. 245 00:08:58,038 --> 00:08:59,038 OKAY, I GOT IT. 246 00:09:00,332 --> 00:09:01,332 HAI! 247 00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:06,588 WASH. 248 00:09:06,630 --> 00:09:07,589 DRY. 249 00:09:07,631 --> 00:09:10,759 WASH. 250 00:09:10,801 --> 00:09:11,969 DRY... 251 00:09:12,010 --> 00:09:13,387 HI-YAH! 252 00:09:15,306 --> 00:09:18,600 DRY... 253 00:09:18,642 --> 00:09:20,227 DRY. 254 00:09:20,269 --> 00:09:21,269 DRY... 255 00:09:23,021 --> 00:09:24,731 OKAY, SLAB, 256 00:09:24,773 --> 00:09:25,837 THE SCHOOL DESPERATELY 257 00:09:25,838 --> 00:09:26,900 NEEDS YOUR $50,000, 258 00:09:26,942 --> 00:09:28,586 - SO I GUESS I'M YOUR... - SERVANT FOR THE DAY. 259 00:09:28,610 --> 00:09:30,695 OH, EXCELLENT! 260 00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:32,177 BEST WEEK'S ALLOWANCE 261 00:09:32,178 --> 00:09:33,615 I EVER SPENT. 262 00:09:33,657 --> 00:09:34,616 - SO, WHAT DO YOU - WANT ME TO DO? 263 00:09:34,658 --> 00:09:36,034 FAN YOU WITH A PALM FROND? 264 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:37,702 FEED YOU GRAPES? 265 00:09:37,744 --> 00:09:39,624 - CARRY YOU AROUND THE SCHOOL - LIKE AN EMPEROR? 266 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:42,040 - PLEASE DON'T SAY CARRY YOU - AROUND THE SCHOOL 267 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:44,584 LIKE AN EMPEROR. 268 00:09:44,626 --> 00:09:46,628 I SIMPLY WANT A DAY OF REST, 269 00:09:46,670 --> 00:09:49,256 A CHANCE TO UNWIND 270 00:09:49,298 --> 00:09:51,067 - WHILE YOU DO EVERYTHING - I WOULD NORMALLY DO MYSELF. 271 00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:53,469 LIKE WHAT? 272 00:09:53,511 --> 00:09:55,095 THERE! 273 00:09:55,137 --> 00:09:57,222 STEAL THAT NERD'S LUNCH. 274 00:09:57,264 --> 00:09:58,723 SLAB, I CAN'T DO THAT. 275 00:09:58,765 --> 00:10:00,201 - OH, WELL, I GUESS - I'LL JUST TAKE BACK 276 00:10:00,225 --> 00:10:02,144 MY $50,000... 277 00:10:02,186 --> 00:10:04,522 HEY, NERD, GIMME YOUR LUNCH! 278 00:10:04,563 --> 00:10:05,356 - OR THE ONLY THING - YOU'LL BE EATING 279 00:10:05,397 --> 00:10:06,397 IS A KNUCKLE SANDWICH. 280 00:10:13,030 --> 00:10:14,865 GOOD. 281 00:10:14,906 --> 00:10:15,906 NOW EAT IT FOR ME. 282 00:10:23,665 --> 00:10:25,543 MORE VORACIOUSLY! 283 00:10:30,714 --> 00:10:32,674 THERE YOU ARE, ECHO. 284 00:10:32,716 --> 00:10:35,344 I'M READY TO BE YOUR SERVANT. 285 00:10:35,386 --> 00:10:37,346 OH, RIGHT, THE AUCTION. 286 00:10:37,388 --> 00:10:38,556 YEAH, THAT'S OKAY. 287 00:10:38,597 --> 00:10:40,224 FORGET ABOUT IT. 288 00:10:40,265 --> 00:10:43,018 I COULDN'T. 289 00:10:43,060 --> 00:10:44,749 ESPECIALLY NOT AFTER YOU PAID 290 00:10:44,750 --> 00:10:46,438 SO HANDSOMELY FOR ME. 291 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:49,066 IT WAS A DOLLAR. 292 00:10:49,107 --> 00:10:51,985 DON'T REMIND ME. 293 00:10:52,027 --> 00:10:54,071 - TO THINK OF ALL THE THINGS - YOU COULD'VE GOTTEN 294 00:10:54,112 --> 00:10:55,697 WITH THAT DOLLAR... 295 00:10:55,739 --> 00:10:59,117 A HUNDRED PIECES OF PENNY CANDY. 296 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:01,661 50 NEWSPAPERS! 297 00:11:01,703 --> 00:11:04,039 TWO ROAST BEEF DINNERS! 298 00:11:04,081 --> 00:11:05,082 THERE MUST BE SOMETHING 299 00:11:05,083 --> 00:11:06,083 I CAN DO FOR YOU. 300 00:11:06,124 --> 00:11:09,836 I CAN TEACH YOU 301 00:11:09,878 --> 00:11:13,632 HOW TO PICK UP A DROPPED HANKY, 302 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:14,696 SO YOU SHOW 303 00:11:14,697 --> 00:11:15,717 JUST A TURN OF AN ANKLE. 304 00:11:15,759 --> 00:11:17,595 [JOINTS CRUNCHING] 305 00:11:20,222 --> 00:11:21,222 WELL, YOU GET THE IDEA. 306 00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:25,852 [JOINTS CRUNCHING] 307 00:11:29,106 --> 00:11:31,108 YOU KNOW WHAT? 308 00:11:31,149 --> 00:11:32,752 - MAYBE THERE IS SOMETHING - YOU CAN DO FOR ME. 309 00:11:32,776 --> 00:11:34,570 NAME IT. 310 00:11:34,612 --> 00:11:36,530 YOU CAN ACCOMPANY ME 311 00:11:36,572 --> 00:11:38,007 - TO THIS MOVIE - I'VE BEEN WANTING TO SEE. 312 00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:39,241 IT'S RESTRICTED. 313 00:11:39,283 --> 00:11:40,283 THAT'S TERRIBLE! 314 00:11:42,786 --> 00:11:44,680 - PEOPLE SHOULD BE ABLE TO - WATCH A MOVIE TOGETHER, 315 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,706 REGARDLESS OF RACE. 316 00:11:50,127 --> 00:11:51,127 HELLO, CLASS. 317 00:11:53,797 --> 00:11:55,775 - TODAY, WE'RE GOING TO BE - STUDYING THE LIFE CYCLE. 318 00:11:55,799 --> 00:11:59,470 BORING! 319 00:11:59,511 --> 00:12:00,679 [SNORING LOUDLY] 320 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,347 GOOD ONE, SERVANT. 321 00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:03,599 [CHUCKLES] 322 00:12:03,641 --> 00:12:06,226 "BORING." 323 00:12:06,268 --> 00:12:08,604 MR. TATER! 324 00:12:08,646 --> 00:12:10,081 - WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SEND YOU - TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE? 325 00:12:10,105 --> 00:12:11,295 YES, I WOULD LOVE TO GO 326 00:12:11,296 --> 00:12:12,483 TO MY OFFICE. 327 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,195 HEY, BESTIE, 328 00:12:16,196 --> 00:12:17,321 I NEED YOUR ADVICE. 329 00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:18,381 - WHICH OF THESE NEW SHOES - SHOULD I KEEP 330 00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:19,281 AND WHICH SHOULD I RETURN? 331 00:12:19,323 --> 00:12:20,574 OH, KEEP THE RED ONES. 332 00:12:20,616 --> 00:12:21,783 I THINK THEY'RE DARLING. 333 00:12:21,825 --> 00:12:23,577 - GOOD! THEN - YOU CAN WEAR THEM. 334 00:12:23,619 --> 00:12:24,286 BREAK THEM IN FOR ME. 335 00:12:24,328 --> 00:12:25,328 KISSES! 336 00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:28,957 I WONDER IF SHE'LL BELIEVE 337 00:12:28,999 --> 00:12:30,639 - THEY ACCIDENTALLY - FELL OUT THE WINDOW. 338 00:12:31,835 --> 00:12:32,794 SERPENTINE. 339 00:12:32,836 --> 00:12:34,546 STRAIGHT! 340 00:12:34,588 --> 00:12:35,755 SERPENTINE, STRAIGHT... 341 00:12:37,841 --> 00:12:39,801 WOW... 342 00:12:39,843 --> 00:12:41,553 - "ALIEN ABDUCTION" - SURE WAS SCARY. 343 00:12:41,595 --> 00:12:43,722 YOU'RE TELLING ME. 344 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,307 I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT'S HAPPENING 345 00:12:45,308 --> 00:12:46,850 RIGHT HERE ON OUR PLANET. 346 00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:49,936 IT WAS A MOVIE. 347 00:12:49,978 --> 00:12:51,438 YES. 348 00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:53,357 A CHILLING DOCUMENTARY. 349 00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:56,443 HOW MANY MORE HUMANS 350 00:12:56,485 --> 00:12:57,737 DO YOU THINK 351 00:12:57,738 --> 00:12:58,987 THOSE SLIMY ALIENS WILL CULL 352 00:12:59,029 --> 00:13:01,365 BEFORE THEY TRAVEL BACK 353 00:13:01,366 --> 00:13:03,701 TO THEIR OWN PLANET? 354 00:13:07,579 --> 00:13:09,498 - MRS. BYRNE, - WE'RE NOT IN ANY DANGER. 355 00:13:09,540 --> 00:13:10,790 THAT'S RIGHT. 356 00:13:10,832 --> 00:13:13,502 YOU AND I ARE PERFECTLY SAFE... 357 00:13:13,544 --> 00:13:14,544 HERE IN MY BUNKER. 358 00:13:17,381 --> 00:13:18,381 [DOOR THUDS HEAVILY] 359 00:13:20,592 --> 00:13:21,719 THIS PLACE KEPT ME SECURE 360 00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:22,844 THROUGH 17 WARS 361 00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:24,804 AND TWO CRUSADES. 362 00:13:26,890 --> 00:13:29,851 OKAY, NOW I TEACH MOVE TO USE 363 00:13:29,893 --> 00:13:31,729 WHEN YOU WANT TO TAKE OUT TRASH! 364 00:13:31,770 --> 00:13:33,647 AWESOMESOME. 365 00:13:33,689 --> 00:13:35,608 DERBY'S LEARNING HOW TO 366 00:13:35,609 --> 00:13:37,526 TAKE OUT THE TRASH. 367 00:13:37,568 --> 00:13:39,152 TRICK IS 368 00:13:39,194 --> 00:13:42,030 TO DO IN SINGLE, FLUID MOTION. 369 00:13:42,072 --> 00:13:43,152 BEND, GRAB, LIFT, AND FLIP. 370 00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:46,450 HI-YAH! 371 00:13:49,705 --> 00:13:50,748 OKAY. 372 00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:53,625 HI-YAH! 373 00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:54,667 WHOA! 374 00:14:01,592 --> 00:14:04,636 HEY! 375 00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:06,179 I JUST PUT HIM IN THERE! 376 00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:19,067 YOU KNOW, THESE SHOES 377 00:14:19,068 --> 00:14:20,068 ARE HARD TO WALK IN, 378 00:14:20,110 --> 00:14:22,321 BUT THEY MAKE MY LEGS 379 00:14:22,322 --> 00:14:24,531 LOOK AMAZING! 380 00:14:24,573 --> 00:14:25,925 - HMM, I THINK I'LL HAVE - THE CHEESE ENCHILADAS. 381 00:14:25,949 --> 00:14:27,134 - HOW CAN YOU EAT - STUFF LIKE THAT 382 00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:28,535 AND STILL STAY SO SKINNY? 383 00:14:28,577 --> 00:14:30,579 I HATE YOU! 384 00:14:30,621 --> 00:14:32,456 - WOW, YOU'RE GETTING - GOOD AT THIS. 385 00:14:32,497 --> 00:14:35,917 I REALLY BELIEVED YOU HATE ME. 386 00:14:35,959 --> 00:14:37,937 - YEAH, FOR SOME REASON, - THAT ONE CAME EASY FOR ME. 387 00:14:37,961 --> 00:14:39,003 ANYWAY, 388 00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:40,922 ONE OF THE THINGS 389 00:14:40,964 --> 00:14:42,233 - BETHANY AND I - LOVE TO DO TOGETHER IS, 390 00:14:42,257 --> 00:14:43,717 SHE'S INTERESTED IN A GUY, 391 00:14:43,759 --> 00:14:45,803 AND I STEAL HIM AWAY FROM HER. 392 00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:48,305 BETHANY LOVES TO DO THAT? 393 00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:49,514 SHE MUST. 394 00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:51,558 WE DO IT ALL THE TIME. 395 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:52,600 ANYWAY, THERE'S HUTCH. 396 00:14:53,977 --> 00:14:55,019 GO FLIRT WITH HIM. 397 00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:56,772 I CAN'T FLIRT WITH HUTCH! 398 00:14:56,814 --> 00:14:57,981 YOU HAVE TO, SERVANT. 399 00:14:58,022 --> 00:14:59,691 SCHOOL RULES. 400 00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:01,443 NOW, GOOD LUCK, GIRLFRIEND. 401 00:15:01,485 --> 00:15:02,485 WHOA. 402 00:15:03,987 --> 00:15:05,947 I GOT YOU. 403 00:15:05,989 --> 00:15:07,616 WOW... 404 00:15:07,658 --> 00:15:08,908 YOU'RE STRONG! 405 00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:13,036 [???] 406 00:15:15,499 --> 00:15:16,625 MRS. BYRNE, 407 00:15:16,626 --> 00:15:17,751 I NEED THE KEY. 408 00:15:17,793 --> 00:15:19,377 OKAY. 409 00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:20,962 THE KEY... 410 00:15:21,004 --> 00:15:24,424 TO SURVIVAL 411 00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:25,300 - IS STAYING LOCKED UP - IN THIS ROOM 412 00:15:25,342 --> 00:15:27,385 SO THE ALIENS WON'T GET US. 413 00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:29,847 I MEANT THE KEY TO THE DOOR. 414 00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:31,222 OH, THAT KEY. 415 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:34,184 THAT KEY IS HIDDEN IN A PLACE 416 00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:36,102 ONLY I WILL REMEMBER. 417 00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:38,814 OH, I FORGOT. 418 00:15:38,856 --> 00:15:40,899 OH, WELL, 419 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,126 - WE HAVE PLENTY - OF CANNED FOOD, 420 00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:43,652 AND SOON, 421 00:15:43,694 --> 00:15:46,112 PLENTY OF TINY, TIN TOILETS. 422 00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:52,744 GREAT. NO SIGNAL. 423 00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:53,929 - YOU DON'T NEED - THAT TRANSISTOR RADIO 424 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:56,122 TO BE ENTERTAINED. 425 00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:58,204 - WE CAN READ THIS BOOK - I'VE BEEN DYING TO GET TO. 426 00:16:01,044 --> 00:16:04,964 "THE WAR OF 1812." 427 00:16:05,006 --> 00:16:06,132 I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE 428 00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:07,258 WHAT THIS IS ABOUT. 429 00:16:18,061 --> 00:16:19,730 HI-YAH! HI-YAH! 430 00:16:28,238 --> 00:16:29,531 VERY GOOD, 431 00:16:29,532 --> 00:16:30,824 YOUNG DISCIPLE. 432 00:16:30,866 --> 00:16:32,597 YOU HAVE LEARNED 433 00:16:32,598 --> 00:16:34,327 ALL THAT I CAN TEACH YOU. 434 00:16:36,079 --> 00:16:37,247 I HAVE, SENSEI? 435 00:16:37,288 --> 00:16:39,374 YES. 436 00:16:39,416 --> 00:16:40,709 YOU CAN NOW FACE 437 00:16:40,710 --> 00:16:42,001 ANY CHALLENGE ON YOUR OWN. 438 00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:46,214 I CAN, CAN'T I? 439 00:16:46,256 --> 00:16:47,632 HEY, SLAB! 440 00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:49,634 I'VE HAD IT. 441 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,070 - AFTER YEARS OF PICKING ON ME, - IT'S PAYBACK TIME. 442 00:16:51,094 --> 00:16:54,055 [LAUGHS] 443 00:16:54,097 --> 00:16:55,745 ARE YOU CHALLENGING ME 444 00:16:55,746 --> 00:16:57,392 TO A FIGHT? 445 00:16:57,434 --> 00:17:00,144 NO, I'M INFORMING YOU 446 00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:01,455 - THAT WHEN YOU WAKE UP - IN A HOSPITAL LATER 447 00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:02,814 WITH NO MEMORY OF WHAT HAPPENED, 448 00:17:02,856 --> 00:17:05,734 IT WAS ME WHO PUT YOU THERE. 449 00:17:05,776 --> 00:17:07,652 WELL, WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT. 450 00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:08,612 - [WHISTLES] - TATER! 451 00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:09,653 GET IN HERE! 452 00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:14,952 HEY, WHAT'S UP? 453 00:17:14,993 --> 00:17:16,136 - I WAS JUST ABOUT TO GO - TO BALLET CLASS FOR YOU. 454 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:17,996 FORGET THAT. 455 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,248 I NEED YOU 456 00:17:19,249 --> 00:17:20,457 TO KICK DERBY'S BUTT. 457 00:17:20,498 --> 00:17:22,250 OH, I CAN'T DO THAT. 458 00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:23,627 YOU'RE DARN RIGHT YOU CAN'T. 459 00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:28,652 NO, I MEAN, 460 00:17:28,653 --> 00:17:30,174 I CAN'T FIGHT A STUDENT. 461 00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:32,093 - I NEED TO DRAW THE LINE - SOMEWHERE. 462 00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:33,094 [BANGING FROM INSIDE LOCKER] 463 00:17:33,136 --> 00:17:34,679 [SLAM] 464 00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:35,721 QUIET, NERD, I'M TALKING! 465 00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:39,517 [SIGHS] 466 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:40,745 - WELL, I GUESS - YOU'RE GOING UP ON THE ROOF 467 00:17:40,769 --> 00:17:41,955 AND FIXING THAT HOLE YOURSELF. 468 00:17:41,979 --> 00:17:44,188 SAY GOODBYE TO THE $50,000. 469 00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:46,107 CAN I? 470 00:17:46,149 --> 00:17:48,109 - WOULD YOU LET ME HOLD IT - ONE LAST TIME? 471 00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:49,169 - MAYBE GIVE IT - A FEW LITTLE KISSES? 472 00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:50,737 NO! 473 00:17:57,118 --> 00:17:58,432 WELL, I GUESS I HAVE TO DO 474 00:17:58,433 --> 00:17:59,746 EVERYTHING AROUND HERE MYSELF. 475 00:17:59,788 --> 00:18:02,916 GOOD. BRING IT. 476 00:18:02,958 --> 00:18:05,710 YOU PRETTY CONFIDENT. 477 00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,086 - WHERE YOU LEARN - HOW TO FIGHT? 478 00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:08,713 FROM YOU! 479 00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,131 YOU'VE BEEN TRAINING ME ALL DAY. 480 00:18:10,173 --> 00:18:12,843 TO CLEAN. 481 00:18:12,884 --> 00:18:14,532 WHAT ARE YOU 482 00:18:14,533 --> 00:18:16,179 TALKING ABOUT? 483 00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:17,368 YOU SAY, "TEACH ME 484 00:18:17,369 --> 00:18:18,515 EVERYTHING YOU KNOW." 485 00:18:18,556 --> 00:18:21,184 ABOUT FIGHTING! 486 00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:23,478 OH... 487 00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:28,316 YOU NOT VERY CLEAR. 488 00:18:28,358 --> 00:18:30,276 GOOD NEWS IS, 489 00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:31,737 NOW THAT I HAVE TRAINED YOU 490 00:18:31,738 --> 00:18:33,154 IN ANCIENT WAYS... 491 00:18:33,196 --> 00:18:36,033 ONCE AGAIN, OF CLEANING... 492 00:18:36,074 --> 00:18:39,703 YOU CAN MOP UP OWN BLOOD! 493 00:18:45,042 --> 00:18:45,750 - LOOK, TATER'S TRYING TO STEAL - YOUR $50,000! 494 00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:46,835 WHAT? 495 00:18:49,212 --> 00:18:52,090 [SNORING] 496 00:18:58,596 --> 00:18:59,848 YES, ONE BAR! 497 00:19:03,601 --> 00:19:06,897 [RINGING] 498 00:19:06,938 --> 00:19:07,898 - -HELLO? - -ADAM! 499 00:19:07,939 --> 00:19:09,357 IT'S ECHO! 500 00:19:09,399 --> 00:19:11,109 - I NEED YOU - TO DO SOMETHING FOR ME! 501 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,710 - OF COURSE, - I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU. 502 00:19:13,236 --> 00:19:14,396 AFTER ALL, I AM YOUR SERVANT. 503 00:19:16,239 --> 00:19:18,199 OH, WAIT. 504 00:19:18,241 --> 00:19:21,202 BUH-BYE. 505 00:19:21,244 --> 00:19:22,203 - NO, DON'T HANG UP! - DON'T... 506 00:19:22,245 --> 00:19:23,245 [CANS CLATTERING] 507 00:19:26,249 --> 00:19:27,709 A BOOK! 508 00:19:27,751 --> 00:19:30,336 "THE WAR OF 1812." 509 00:19:30,378 --> 00:19:31,378 SOUNDS INTERESTING. 510 00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:36,718 WHERE WERE WE? 511 00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:38,237 - I WAS JUST SAYING - HOW MUCH FUN I'M HAVING. 512 00:19:38,261 --> 00:19:40,221 - I MEAN, YOU'RE SO EASY - TO TALK TO. 513 00:19:40,263 --> 00:19:41,657 - NOT A LOT OF GUYS - ARE COMFORTABLE 514 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:44,601 FLYING A KITE WITH ANOTHER DUDE. 515 00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:47,186 HEY, HUTCH. 516 00:19:47,228 --> 00:19:48,497 - I WAS WONDERING IF YOU WANTED TO - DO SOMETHING WITH ME. 517 00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,378 YEAH, I'M KIND OF 518 00:19:50,379 --> 00:19:52,233 WITH SOMEONE RIGHT NOW. 519 00:19:52,275 --> 00:19:54,235 I KNOW, 520 00:19:54,277 --> 00:19:55,862 - BUT WOULDN'T YOU RATHER - BE WITH ME? 521 00:20:01,242 --> 00:20:02,723 LOOK, IVY, 522 00:20:02,724 --> 00:20:04,203 YOU'RE A GREAT GIRL, BUT... 523 00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:05,245 WE'RE HAVING A PICNIC. 524 00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:12,378 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 525 00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:14,255 - I'M SUPPOSED TO STEAL HUTCH - AWAY FROM YOU! 526 00:20:14,297 --> 00:20:15,840 HEY, DON'T BLAME ME 527 00:20:15,841 --> 00:20:17,383 IF YOU DON'T HAVE THE GOODS. 528 00:20:17,425 --> 00:20:20,261 ARE YOU STEALING MY MAN? 529 00:20:20,303 --> 00:20:21,614 - LAST TIME I CHECKED, - HE WASN'T YOURS TO STEAL. 530 00:20:21,638 --> 00:20:22,847 THAT'S IT. 531 00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:24,766 SOMEONE HOLD MY EARRINGS. 532 00:20:24,808 --> 00:20:25,893 YEAH, AND SOMEONE HOLD 533 00:20:25,894 --> 00:20:26,977 MY CALCULATOR. 534 00:20:27,018 --> 00:20:29,854 [BLOWS THUD] 535 00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:30,939 WHAT IS GOING ON? 536 00:20:30,981 --> 00:20:31,981 OH, HEY, BETHANY. 537 00:20:36,111 --> 00:20:38,989 ANYWAY, YOU LOOK AWESOME. 538 00:20:39,030 --> 00:20:40,299 - DID YOU DO SOMETHING - TO YOUR... 539 00:20:40,323 --> 00:20:42,408 HAIR? 540 00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:43,868 [BOTH SHRIEKING]: OW! OW! 541 00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:44,786 OW, QUIT IT! 542 00:20:44,828 --> 00:20:45,828 YOU QUIT IT! 543 00:20:47,998 --> 00:20:49,058 I THOUGHT I SMELLED CHICKEN... 544 00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:50,249 FROM MY HOUSE. 545 00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:53,461 OH, NO. 546 00:20:53,503 --> 00:20:55,296 [THUD] 547 00:20:55,338 --> 00:20:57,882 OH, YEAH. 548 00:20:57,924 --> 00:20:59,425 - [GRUNTING IN PAIN, - BLOWS THUDDING] 549 00:21:04,347 --> 00:21:05,347 I DON'T HEAR ANYTHING. 550 00:21:07,976 --> 00:21:08,999 THE ALIENS MUST HAVE 551 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,020 ABDUCTED EVERYONE 552 00:21:10,061 --> 00:21:11,542 - AND RETURNED - TO THEIR HOME PLANET. 553 00:21:13,148 --> 00:21:15,316 I'M AFRAID YOU AND I 554 00:21:15,358 --> 00:21:16,878 - ARE THE LAST - HUMAN BEINGS ON EARTH. 555 00:21:18,820 --> 00:21:20,010 YEAH, I'M SURE THAT 556 00:21:20,011 --> 00:21:21,198 THAT'S IT, 557 00:21:21,239 --> 00:21:22,866 - AND NOT THAT - IT'S 9:00 AT NIGHT 558 00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:24,680 AND EVERYBODY 559 00:21:24,681 --> 00:21:26,452 WENT HOME! 560 00:21:26,494 --> 00:21:28,413 WE NEED TO GO OUT THERE 561 00:21:28,414 --> 00:21:30,331 AND REBUILD A NEW SOCIETY. 562 00:21:30,373 --> 00:21:33,877 YES, WE NEED TO GO OUT THERE! 563 00:21:33,918 --> 00:21:35,066 DO YOU REMEMBER 564 00:21:35,067 --> 00:21:36,213 WHERE THE KEY IS? 565 00:21:36,254 --> 00:21:38,297 NO, I WISH I DID. 566 00:21:38,339 --> 00:21:39,459 WE'LL HAVE TO USE THE SPARE. 567 00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:46,410 I CAN'T BELIEVE 568 00:21:46,411 --> 00:21:48,349 EVERY OTHER HUMAN BEING 569 00:21:48,391 --> 00:21:50,351 - HAS BEEN ABDUCTED - BY ALIENS, 570 00:21:50,393 --> 00:21:52,353 NEVER TO BE RETURNED! 571 00:21:52,395 --> 00:21:53,897 [CRUMBLING] 572 00:22:02,405 --> 00:22:04,282 OH, LOOK. 573 00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:05,366 THEY REJECTED THIS ONE 574 00:22:05,408 --> 00:22:06,408 FOR BEING SUBSTANDARD. 575 00:22:14,375 --> 00:22:16,377 AH... 576 00:22:16,419 --> 00:22:18,922 OH, GREAT. 577 00:22:18,963 --> 00:22:20,399 - NOW THERE'S ANOTHER MESS - TO CLEAN UP. 578 00:22:20,423 --> 00:22:21,841 YOU CALLED? 579 00:22:21,883 --> 00:22:22,883 AH! 580 00:22:28,389 --> 00:22:29,389 HI-YAH! 581 00:22:31,142 --> 00:22:33,144 [???] 582 00:22:33,194 --> 00:22:37,744 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 35441

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