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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,125 --> 00:00:06,250 [???] 2 00:00:06,292 --> 00:00:08,143 - BY USING THIS HOMEMADE - VAN DE GRAAFF GENERATOR, 3 00:00:08,167 --> 00:00:09,435 - WE CAN DEMONSTRATE - THE ATTRACTIVE POWER 4 00:00:09,459 --> 00:00:11,834 OF STATIC ELECTRICITY. 5 00:00:11,876 --> 00:00:13,393 - AT ITS LOWEST SETTING, - IT CAN ATTRACT PIECES OF LINT. 6 00:00:13,417 --> 00:00:14,626 [GENERATOR WHIRRING] 7 00:00:20,209 --> 00:00:22,751 WOW! 8 00:00:22,792 --> 00:00:24,667 - MY BELLY BUTTON HAS NEVER - BEEN THIS CLEAN. 9 00:00:24,709 --> 00:00:26,310 - YOU COULD EAT SOUP - OUT OF THIS THING. 10 00:00:26,334 --> 00:00:28,292 [CLASS GROANS IN DISGUST] 11 00:00:28,334 --> 00:00:30,584 - AT A MEDIUM SETTING, - IT CAN ATTRACT LARGER OBJECTS. 12 00:00:30,626 --> 00:00:31,959 DOES ANYONE HAVE 13 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:33,292 A SOCK WE CAN USE? 14 00:00:33,334 --> 00:00:34,355 OH, THERE'S ONE HERE 15 00:00:34,356 --> 00:00:35,375 STICKING OUT OF YOUR BAG. 16 00:00:37,334 --> 00:00:38,751 WHAT IS THIS? 17 00:00:38,792 --> 00:00:42,542 SOME SORT OF PUPPET? 18 00:00:42,584 --> 00:00:43,792 [QUICKLY] THAT'S NOTHING! 19 00:00:43,834 --> 00:00:46,417 [GENERATOR WHIRRING] 20 00:00:46,459 --> 00:00:47,476 - [DERBY]: - IT LOOKS LIKE ECHO. 21 00:00:47,500 --> 00:00:51,459 OKAY... 22 00:00:51,500 --> 00:00:53,000 I THINK WE'VE LEARNED 23 00:00:53,001 --> 00:00:54,500 ENOUGH SCIENCE FOR ONE DAY. 24 00:00:54,542 --> 00:00:55,959 EVERYONE! 25 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:58,792 I HAVE SOME EXCITING NEWS. 26 00:00:58,834 --> 00:01:00,459 MORE EXCITING THAN, 27 00:01:00,500 --> 00:01:02,226 - "WE'VE LEARNED ENOUGH - SCIENCE FOR ONE DAY?" 28 00:01:02,250 --> 00:01:04,542 AS I'M SURE YOU ALL KNOW, 29 00:01:04,584 --> 00:01:06,500 - THE LONG ANTICIPATED - MOVIE ADAPTATION 30 00:01:06,542 --> 00:01:09,500 OF "GRAVE BETRAYAL," 31 00:01:09,542 --> 00:01:11,626 - BOOK ONE OF - THE "SAND AND SOIL CHRONICLES" 32 00:01:11,667 --> 00:01:13,083 IS COMING OUT NEXT MONTH! 33 00:01:13,125 --> 00:01:14,959 I KNOW. 34 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:16,680 - I'M ON THE WAITING LIST - FOR A WRISTBAND 35 00:01:16,709 --> 00:01:18,459 - THAT PUTS YOU - ON THE WAITING LIST 36 00:01:18,500 --> 00:01:19,938 TO STAND IN LINE FOR A TICKET 37 00:01:19,939 --> 00:01:21,375 TO THE TICKET LINE. 38 00:01:21,417 --> 00:01:22,709 WAY AHEAD OF YOU, SISTER. 39 00:01:25,209 --> 00:01:27,042 BUT WE'RE NOT GONNA NEED THEM. 40 00:01:27,083 --> 00:01:28,918 - BECAUSE FINNEGAN HIGH - HAS BEEN SELECTED 41 00:01:28,959 --> 00:01:30,351 - FOR AN ADVANCE - HALLOWEEN SCREENING! 42 00:01:30,375 --> 00:01:31,535 - [STUDENTS SQUEAL] - SHUT UP! 43 00:01:33,125 --> 00:01:34,125 SIR. 44 00:01:36,375 --> 00:01:37,397 HOW MANY OF YOU 45 00:01:37,398 --> 00:01:38,417 HAVE READ THESE BOOKS? 46 00:01:40,250 --> 00:01:41,272 AND HOW MANY OF YOU 47 00:01:41,273 --> 00:01:42,292 HAVE READ THE CHAPTER 48 00:01:42,334 --> 00:01:43,355 ON ELECTRO-STATICS 49 00:01:43,356 --> 00:01:44,375 IN YOUR SCIENCE TEXTBOOK? 50 00:01:48,042 --> 00:01:49,459 I SKATED THROUGH 51 00:01:49,460 --> 00:01:50,876 HIGH SCHOOL. 52 00:01:50,918 --> 00:01:52,314 WHO WOULDN'T BE INTO 53 00:01:52,315 --> 00:01:53,709 SUCH A BEAUTIFUL LOVE STORY 54 00:01:53,751 --> 00:01:54,772 SET AGAINST THE BACKDROP 55 00:01:54,773 --> 00:01:55,792 OF AN EPIC WAR 56 00:01:55,834 --> 00:01:57,167 BETWEEN MUMMIES AND ZOMBIES? 57 00:01:57,209 --> 00:01:58,667 IT'S GOT PASSION, ROMANCE, 58 00:01:58,709 --> 00:02:01,834 SEVERED LIMBS! 59 00:02:01,876 --> 00:02:04,459 WELL, I'M CERTAINLY INTO... IT. 60 00:02:04,500 --> 00:02:06,667 COOL. 61 00:02:06,709 --> 00:02:08,059 - MAYBE WE COULD SIT TOGETHER - AT THE MOVIE TONIGHT. 62 00:02:08,083 --> 00:02:09,751 THAT'S GREAT! 63 00:02:09,792 --> 00:02:11,500 AND IF YOU GET FRIGHTENED, 64 00:02:11,542 --> 00:02:12,935 - YOU CAN BURY YOUR HEAD - IN THE POWERFUL EMBRACE 65 00:02:12,959 --> 00:02:14,042 OF MY COMFORTING ARMS. 66 00:02:14,083 --> 00:02:15,500 [STUDENTS MURMUR IN CONFUSION] 67 00:02:19,834 --> 00:02:21,147 THAT OFFER IS OPEN 68 00:02:21,148 --> 00:02:22,459 TO ALL OF YOU. 69 00:02:22,500 --> 00:02:24,125 I MAY TAKE YOU UP ON THAT. 70 00:02:25,792 --> 00:02:27,584 WELL, I'LL BE FINE. 71 00:02:27,626 --> 00:02:28,834 NOTHING SCARES ME. 72 00:02:28,876 --> 00:02:29,876 [GENERATOR WHIRRING] 73 00:02:32,834 --> 00:02:34,876 [SCREAMING] 74 00:02:34,918 --> 00:02:37,042 [???] 75 00:02:37,083 --> 00:02:39,605 ? GOODBYE, SUMMER 76 00:02:39,606 --> 00:02:42,125 HELLO, FALL ? 77 00:02:42,167 --> 00:02:43,292 ? WE'VE BEEN TRYING 78 00:02:43,293 --> 00:02:44,417 TO GET HERE ? 79 00:02:44,459 --> 00:02:46,438 ? SINCE WE BOTH 80 00:02:46,439 --> 00:02:48,417 WERE BARELY TWO FEET TALL ? 81 00:02:48,459 --> 00:02:49,689 ? WHO YOU CALLIN' KID? 82 00:02:49,690 --> 00:02:50,918 WHO YOU CALLIN' KID? ? 83 00:02:50,959 --> 00:02:54,250 ? WHO YOU CALLIN' KID? ? 84 00:02:54,292 --> 00:02:56,042 ? CAN CALL ME WHAT YOU WANT ? 85 00:02:56,083 --> 00:02:58,126 ? BUT I WON'T HEAR I WORD 86 00:02:58,127 --> 00:03:00,167 WHERE I AM HERE ? 87 00:03:00,209 --> 00:03:01,876 ? WHO YOU CALLIN' KID? ? 88 00:03:01,918 --> 00:03:02,918 [???] 89 00:03:14,125 --> 00:03:17,083 MOM... 90 00:03:17,125 --> 00:03:18,125 IS THERE SOMETHING 91 00:03:18,126 --> 00:03:19,126 YOU'D LIKE TO TELL ME? 92 00:03:19,167 --> 00:03:20,292 YES. 93 00:03:20,334 --> 00:03:22,083 THE DRYER IS BROKEN, 94 00:03:22,125 --> 00:03:24,083 - AND THIS IS THE ONLY THING - I HAVE TO WEAR. 95 00:03:24,125 --> 00:03:25,918 - I FIGURED IT WAS - SOMETHING LIKE THAT, 96 00:03:25,959 --> 00:03:27,210 AND NOT THAT 97 00:03:27,211 --> 00:03:28,459 YOU ACTUALLY LANDED A MAN. 98 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:30,167 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 99 00:03:32,209 --> 00:03:34,209 HUTCH? 100 00:03:34,250 --> 00:03:35,750 AREN'T YOU A LITTLE OLD 101 00:03:35,751 --> 00:03:37,250 FOR TRICK OR TREATING? 102 00:03:37,292 --> 00:03:38,918 - UNLESS THAT'S - A REALLY GOOD COSTUME, 103 00:03:38,959 --> 00:03:40,167 AND YOU'RE A KID SITTING 104 00:03:40,168 --> 00:03:41,375 ON ANOTHER KID'S SHOULDERS. 105 00:03:41,417 --> 00:03:42,439 ACTUALLY, I'M JUST HERE 106 00:03:42,440 --> 00:03:43,459 TO MEET IVY. 107 00:03:43,500 --> 00:03:45,083 THAT'S RIGHT. 108 00:03:45,125 --> 00:03:47,018 - I'M TAKING HUTCH OUT - FOR A BIRTHDAY SURPRISE. 109 00:03:47,042 --> 00:03:50,083 YOUR BIRTHDAY IS ON HALLOWEEN? 110 00:03:50,125 --> 00:03:51,268 - YOUR PARENTS - MUST HAVE THROWN YOU 111 00:03:51,292 --> 00:03:52,314 SOME PRETTY FUN PARTIES 112 00:03:52,315 --> 00:03:53,334 AS A KID. 113 00:03:53,375 --> 00:03:55,083 THEY WERE ALL RIGHT. 114 00:03:55,125 --> 00:03:56,834 - I MEAN, A LOT OF KIDS - SHOWED UP. 115 00:03:56,876 --> 00:03:58,435 - OF COURSE, I DIDN'T - REALLY KNOW ANY OF THEM. 116 00:03:58,459 --> 00:04:00,209 - AND THEY DIDN'T - BRING ME PRESENTS. 117 00:04:00,250 --> 00:04:02,210 - IN FACT, THEY MOSTLY JUST - TOOK CANDY AND LEFT. 118 00:04:03,209 --> 00:04:05,042 ARE YOU SURE 119 00:04:05,083 --> 00:04:06,560 - THOSE WEREN'T JUST - TRICK-OR-TREATERS? 120 00:04:06,584 --> 00:04:07,834 I DON'T THINK SO. 121 00:04:07,876 --> 00:04:09,000 THAT WOULD MEAN MY PARENTS 122 00:04:09,042 --> 00:04:10,143 - NEVER ACTUALLY THREW ME - A BIRTHDAY PARTY. 123 00:04:10,167 --> 00:04:12,292 [LAUGHING] 124 00:04:12,334 --> 00:04:14,167 [LAUGHTER TURNS TO 125 00:04:14,168 --> 00:04:16,000 [GASPING IN HORROR] 126 00:04:16,042 --> 00:04:17,226 - NO WONDER THE CLOWNS - WOULD NEVER STICK AROUND 127 00:04:17,250 --> 00:04:19,083 TO DO A SHOW! 128 00:04:25,042 --> 00:04:26,417 THIS BOOK IS SO BORING. 129 00:04:26,459 --> 00:04:28,083 I'M ON PAGE EIGHT 130 00:04:28,125 --> 00:04:29,606 - AND I'VE ALREADY TAKEN - THREE NAPS. 131 00:04:31,125 --> 00:04:32,751 THERE YOU ARE. 132 00:04:32,792 --> 00:04:35,417 HEY, MOM, GREAT COSTUME. 133 00:04:35,459 --> 00:04:40,125 BRIDE OF... NO ONE? 134 00:04:40,167 --> 00:04:42,125 I'M FORCED TO WEAR THIS, 135 00:04:42,126 --> 00:04:44,083 BECAUSE ALL MY CLOTHES ARE WET, 136 00:04:44,125 --> 00:04:45,393 - SINCE SOMEBODY - DISMANTLED THE DRYER. 137 00:04:45,417 --> 00:04:46,792 I NEEDED THE PARTS 138 00:04:46,834 --> 00:04:47,976 - TO BUILD - MY VAN DE GRAAFF GENERATOR. 139 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,143 - WELL, NOW YOU CAN USE - THE PARTS 140 00:04:49,167 --> 00:04:50,125 - FROM YOUR - VAN DE GRAAFF GENERATOR 141 00:04:50,167 --> 00:04:52,042 TO BUILD A DRYER. 142 00:04:52,083 --> 00:04:53,584 I PROMISE I'LL FIX IT LATER. 143 00:04:53,626 --> 00:04:54,810 - BUT I HAVE TO - GET TO SCHOOL. 144 00:04:54,834 --> 00:04:57,209 OH, NO. 145 00:04:57,250 --> 00:04:59,209 - YOU'RE NOT LEAVING - UNTIL YOU FIX THAT DRYER, 146 00:04:59,250 --> 00:05:00,959 - AND THE VACUUM CLEANER, - AND THE OVEN. 147 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:02,059 - WAIT, I DIDN'T - TAKE APART THE OVEN. 148 00:05:02,083 --> 00:05:05,042 I KNOW, BUT IT'S NOT WORKING. 149 00:05:05,083 --> 00:05:06,185 BUT I HAVE TO GET TO SCHOOL. 150 00:05:06,209 --> 00:05:09,083 TONIGHT'S... 151 00:05:09,125 --> 00:05:10,292 PARENT-TEACHER CONFERENCES. 152 00:05:10,334 --> 00:05:12,250 ON HALLOWEEN? 153 00:05:12,292 --> 00:05:13,894 - WHAT BETTER NIGHT - TO DELIVER SCARY NEWS 154 00:05:13,918 --> 00:05:15,584 ABOUT UNDER-ACHIEVING STUDENTS? 155 00:05:15,626 --> 00:05:16,852 - WELL, I GUESS - IF IT'S FOR WORK... 156 00:05:16,876 --> 00:05:17,876 THANKS! SEE YA. 157 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:22,876 WAIT A SECOND, 158 00:05:22,918 --> 00:05:24,022 IVY DIDN'T TELL ME ABOUT 159 00:05:24,023 --> 00:05:25,125 PARENT-TEACHER CONFERENCES. 160 00:05:29,792 --> 00:05:31,375 TRICK OR TREAT! 161 00:05:31,417 --> 00:05:32,417 I CHOOSE TREAT. 162 00:05:35,083 --> 00:05:36,876 WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? 163 00:05:36,918 --> 00:05:38,438 - I'M STARVING - AND THE OVEN'S BROKEN. 164 00:05:45,209 --> 00:05:47,417 MOVE IT, FIREMAN! 165 00:05:47,459 --> 00:05:48,459 [???] 166 00:05:54,417 --> 00:05:55,417 [SCREAMS] 167 00:05:56,792 --> 00:05:57,792 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 168 00:06:02,959 --> 00:06:05,209 SCHOOL UNDER ATTACK. 169 00:06:05,250 --> 00:06:09,167 ATTENTION, CREATURES OF NIGHT! 170 00:06:09,209 --> 00:06:12,751 THIS NOT NIGHT SCHOOL! 171 00:06:12,792 --> 00:06:13,959 WE'RE NOT REALLY 172 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:15,125 MONSTERS. 173 00:06:15,167 --> 00:06:16,435 - WE'RE JUST - DRESSED UP FOR HALLOWEEN. 174 00:06:16,459 --> 00:06:20,709 HALLOWEEN? 175 00:06:20,751 --> 00:06:21,935 - YEAH, DON'T YOU HAVE - A DAY IN VIETNAM 176 00:06:21,959 --> 00:06:23,101 - WHERE YOU GET - DRESSED UP IN COSTUMES? 177 00:06:23,125 --> 00:06:25,125 OH, YOU MEAN "DRESS UP 178 00:06:25,126 --> 00:06:27,125 LIKE LEAF MONKEY 179 00:06:27,167 --> 00:06:29,625 AND STEAL FANCY HATS BACK 180 00:06:29,626 --> 00:06:32,083 FROM REAL LEAF MONKEY DAY." 181 00:06:32,125 --> 00:06:33,792 - ON HALLOWEEN, - YOU CARVE PUMPKINS, 182 00:06:33,834 --> 00:06:35,500 YOU DRESS UP 183 00:06:35,542 --> 00:06:37,101 - AND GO DOOR TO DOOR - ASKING FOR CANDY, 184 00:06:37,125 --> 00:06:38,894 - YOU THROW EGGS WHEN YOU DON'T - GET THE GOOD KIND OF CANDY. 185 00:06:38,918 --> 00:06:40,064 THEN YOU EAT 186 00:06:40,065 --> 00:06:41,209 SO MUCH CANDY, 187 00:06:41,250 --> 00:06:42,750 YOUR TEETH ACHE, 188 00:06:42,751 --> 00:06:44,250 AND YOUR VISION BLURS, 189 00:06:44,292 --> 00:06:46,001 AND YOU SEE UNICORNS 190 00:06:46,002 --> 00:06:47,709 WHERE THERE ARE NO UNICORNS. 191 00:06:47,751 --> 00:06:50,334 OW! 192 00:06:50,375 --> 00:06:52,250 - WATCH IT WITH - THAT HORN, BUDDY! 193 00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:57,334 MR. YOUNG. 194 00:06:57,375 --> 00:06:58,167 - WHY AREN'T YOU - IN COSTUME? 195 00:06:58,209 --> 00:06:59,584 I AM. 196 00:06:59,626 --> 00:07:01,417 I'M DRESSED AS FRANKENSTEIN. 197 00:07:01,459 --> 00:07:03,125 FRANKENSTEIN? 198 00:07:03,167 --> 00:07:04,918 OH, I UNDERSTAND THE CONFUSION. 199 00:07:04,959 --> 00:07:05,876 "WHERE ARE THE BIG SHOES? 200 00:07:05,918 --> 00:07:06,876 THE BOLTS ON THE NECK?" 201 00:07:06,918 --> 00:07:08,018 I'M NOT FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. 202 00:07:08,042 --> 00:07:11,167 I'M DR. FRANKENSTEIN. 203 00:07:11,209 --> 00:07:13,167 - WELL, IT'S CASUAL FRIDAY - AT THE LAB. 204 00:07:14,751 --> 00:07:16,125 LOSER! 205 00:07:24,751 --> 00:07:28,709 ADAM! 206 00:07:28,751 --> 00:07:30,852 - WHY AREN'T YOU DRESSED LIKE - A CHARACTER FROM THE BOOK? 207 00:07:30,876 --> 00:07:32,226 - ARE YOU TEAM JOSH - OR TEAM ETHAN? 208 00:07:32,250 --> 00:07:34,125 TEAM JOSH? 209 00:07:34,167 --> 00:07:36,792 [GASPING IN HORROR] 210 00:07:36,834 --> 00:07:37,897 YOU'D CHOOSE 211 00:07:37,898 --> 00:07:38,959 THAT SKEEVY MUMMY PRINCE 212 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,542 - OVER THE NOBLE - ZOMBIE WARRIOR? 213 00:07:40,584 --> 00:07:42,500 L-LET ME FINISH. 214 00:07:42,542 --> 00:07:44,834 TEAM JOSH... PEOPLE 215 00:07:44,876 --> 00:07:46,001 AREN'T WORTH THE BANDAGES 216 00:07:46,002 --> 00:07:47,125 THEY'RE WRAPPED IN. 217 00:07:47,167 --> 00:07:48,417 WHAT DO YOU LIKE BEST 218 00:07:48,418 --> 00:07:49,667 ABOUT COMMANDER ETHAN, 219 00:07:49,709 --> 00:07:51,334 - THE LEADER - OF THE ZOMBIES? 220 00:07:51,375 --> 00:07:52,602 - WELL, I'M INTRIGUED - BY HIS AUTONOMIC MOVEMENTS 221 00:07:52,626 --> 00:07:54,000 AFTER DEATH, 222 00:07:54,042 --> 00:07:55,667 AND ITS IMPLICATIONS 223 00:07:55,709 --> 00:07:57,751 - IN THE FIELD OF - NERVE STIMULATION RESEARCH. 224 00:07:58,584 --> 00:08:00,083 I-I MEAN... 225 00:08:00,125 --> 00:08:01,542 HE'S DREAMY. 226 00:08:08,083 --> 00:08:11,083 [???] 227 00:08:11,125 --> 00:08:13,000 HELLO? 228 00:08:13,042 --> 00:08:13,876 HAPPY HALLOWEEN! 229 00:08:13,918 --> 00:08:15,209 [SCREAMS] 230 00:08:15,250 --> 00:08:17,167 DANG? 231 00:08:17,209 --> 00:08:18,500 WHERE ARE ALL THE PARENTS? 232 00:08:18,542 --> 00:08:20,334 THE PARKING LOT IS FULL OF CARS. 233 00:08:20,375 --> 00:08:22,125 DON'T ASK ME. 234 00:08:22,167 --> 00:08:23,709 I TOO BUSY 235 00:08:23,751 --> 00:08:26,876 CARVING PUMPKIN. 236 00:08:26,918 --> 00:08:30,709 I LIKE END PIECE. 237 00:08:30,751 --> 00:08:31,981 ACTUALLY, 238 00:08:31,982 --> 00:08:33,209 WHEN YOU CARVE A PUMPKIN, 239 00:08:33,250 --> 00:08:35,125 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO MAKE A FACE. 240 00:08:35,167 --> 00:08:36,375 OKAY. 241 00:08:41,584 --> 00:08:43,250 I MEANT LIKE THIS. 242 00:08:52,292 --> 00:08:53,834 NOW, I'VE BEEN 243 00:08:53,835 --> 00:08:55,375 CARVING PUMPKINS 244 00:08:55,417 --> 00:08:57,834 SINCE I WAS A LITTLE GIRL, 245 00:08:57,876 --> 00:09:00,209 - SO DON'T EXPECT TO DO ANYTHING - THIS FANCY. 246 00:09:03,125 --> 00:09:04,565 - NOW, WHY DON'T YOU - GIVE IT A TRY? 247 00:09:11,292 --> 00:09:13,042 STAND BACK. 248 00:09:16,459 --> 00:09:18,083 [GIVES WAR CRY] 249 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:34,542 DANG? 250 00:09:34,584 --> 00:09:36,209 - LOOK WHAT YOU DID - TO MY DRESS! 251 00:09:38,167 --> 00:09:39,417 IN MY DEFENSE, 252 00:09:39,459 --> 00:09:41,417 I SAID, STAND BACK. 253 00:09:47,667 --> 00:09:48,918 SO, WHAT'S 254 00:09:48,919 --> 00:09:50,167 MY BIRTHDAY SURPRISE? 255 00:09:50,209 --> 00:09:51,792 - WHAT WOULD YOU SAY - IF I TOLD YOU 256 00:09:51,834 --> 00:09:53,185 - WE WERE GOING TO SEE - THE WORLD PREMIERE 257 00:09:53,209 --> 00:09:54,167 - OF THE MOST ANTICIPATED - HALLOWEEN MOVIE 258 00:09:54,209 --> 00:09:55,959 IN DECADES? 259 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:58,709 I WOULD SAY GOODBYE. 260 00:09:58,751 --> 00:09:59,959 HALLOWEEN AND I ARE NO LONGER 261 00:09:59,960 --> 00:10:01,167 ON SPEAKING TERMS. 262 00:10:01,209 --> 00:10:02,918 WHICH IS WHY I BROUGHT YOU 263 00:10:02,919 --> 00:10:04,626 HERE FOR A PICNIC. 264 00:10:04,667 --> 00:10:05,959 OH, NO! 265 00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:07,250 I FORGOT THE BLANKET... 266 00:10:07,292 --> 00:10:09,626 AND THE FOOD... 267 00:10:09,667 --> 00:10:10,834 AND THE FACT 268 00:10:10,835 --> 00:10:12,000 THAT PICNICS ARE LAME. 269 00:10:12,042 --> 00:10:13,310 - LET'S GO TO A RESTAURANT - INSTEAD. 270 00:10:13,334 --> 00:10:16,375 WAIT. 271 00:10:16,417 --> 00:10:17,605 ARE THOSE 272 00:10:17,606 --> 00:10:18,792 HALLOWEEN COSTUMES? 273 00:10:18,834 --> 00:10:21,459 OF COURSE NOT! 274 00:10:21,500 --> 00:10:23,268 - THESE MUST BE PEOPLE - WHO WERE HORRIBLY INJURED 275 00:10:23,292 --> 00:10:25,167 IN A BUS ACCIDENT. 276 00:10:25,209 --> 00:10:27,250 - SO, WHAT DO YOU FEEL LIKE, - CHINESE? 277 00:10:27,292 --> 00:10:29,000 - I RECOGNIZE - SOME OF THE INJURED. 278 00:10:29,042 --> 00:10:30,000 THEY'RE STUDENTS HERE. 279 00:10:30,042 --> 00:10:31,083 THIS IS TERRIBLE! 280 00:10:31,125 --> 00:10:32,083 HORRIBLE. 281 00:10:32,125 --> 00:10:32,959 HEARTBREAKING. 282 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,000 ITALIAN? 283 00:10:35,584 --> 00:10:37,542 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 284 00:10:37,584 --> 00:10:38,709 TO THE NURSE'S OFFICE 285 00:10:38,710 --> 00:10:39,834 TO GET FIRST AID SUPPLIES. 286 00:10:39,876 --> 00:10:41,126 I CAN'T JUST STAND BY 287 00:10:41,127 --> 00:10:42,375 AND WATCH THESE PEOPLE SUFFER. 288 00:10:42,417 --> 00:10:45,042 I'M A TRAINED LIFEGUARD. 289 00:10:45,083 --> 00:10:46,167 I TOOK AN OATH. 290 00:10:49,167 --> 00:10:50,667 WHOA! 291 00:10:50,709 --> 00:10:52,751 WE'VE GOT A BLEEDER OVER HERE. 292 00:10:52,792 --> 00:10:54,709 - IVY, QUICK, - APPLY PRESSURE TO THE WOUND, 293 00:10:54,751 --> 00:10:56,351 - AND KEEP HIM STABLE - UNTIL I GET BACK. 294 00:10:58,209 --> 00:10:59,292 WHAT'S HE TALKING ABOUT? 295 00:10:59,334 --> 00:11:01,500 I'M NOT BLEEDING. 296 00:11:01,542 --> 00:11:02,894 - I FAINT AT THE SIGHT - OF REAL BLOOD. 297 00:11:02,918 --> 00:11:03,976 THAT LOOKS PLENTY REAL TO ME. 298 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:06,042 NO, IT DOESN'T. 299 00:11:06,083 --> 00:11:07,083 [SCREAMS] 300 00:11:11,083 --> 00:11:12,083 WHERE IS HE? 301 00:11:12,125 --> 00:11:14,250 DERBY? 302 00:11:14,292 --> 00:11:15,459 DERBY, IS THAT YOU? 303 00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:18,167 DERBY, ARE YOU IN THERE? 304 00:11:18,209 --> 00:11:18,918 - WHO ARE YOU - LOOKING FOR? 305 00:11:18,959 --> 00:11:20,083 DERBY! 306 00:11:20,125 --> 00:11:22,272 OH, DID YOU 307 00:11:22,273 --> 00:11:24,417 CHECK THAT ONE? 308 00:11:26,125 --> 00:11:27,876 THERE YOU ARE. 309 00:11:27,918 --> 00:11:30,375 OH, NICE COSTUME! 310 00:11:30,417 --> 00:11:32,375 - DR. FRANKENSTEIN - ON CASUAL FRIDAY? 311 00:11:32,417 --> 00:11:34,042 [CHUCKLES] 312 00:11:34,083 --> 00:11:35,417 I NEED YOUR HELP. 313 00:11:35,459 --> 00:11:36,834 I'M TRYING TO CONVINCE ECHO 314 00:11:36,876 --> 00:11:38,143 - I KNOW SOMETHING - ABOUT THIS STUPID BOOK. 315 00:11:38,167 --> 00:11:40,042 [EVERYONE GROWLS] 316 00:11:40,083 --> 00:11:42,709 W-WHICH IS TO SAY I LOVE IT! 317 00:11:42,751 --> 00:11:44,667 - AS IN, "YO, THIS BOOK - IS STUPID AWESOME!" 318 00:11:46,834 --> 00:11:47,959 THE PROBLEM IS... 319 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,459 I HAVEN'T READ IT. 320 00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:50,935 - I NEED YOU TO HELP ME - BE A ZOMBIE. 321 00:11:50,959 --> 00:11:53,167 [GROWLING] 322 00:11:53,209 --> 00:11:54,501 WHAT DO YOU HAVE 323 00:11:54,502 --> 00:11:55,792 AGAINST ZOMBIES? 324 00:11:55,834 --> 00:11:57,459 - WHAT DO THEY HAVE AGAINST - US MUMMIES? 325 00:11:57,500 --> 00:11:59,209 THEY EAT BRAINS. 326 00:11:59,250 --> 00:12:02,042 WE DON'T HAVE BRAINS. 327 00:12:02,083 --> 00:12:03,602 - OR ANY INTERNAL ORGANS - FOR THAT MATTER. 328 00:12:03,626 --> 00:12:05,918 WELL, EXCEPT FOR ONE. 329 00:12:05,959 --> 00:12:07,500 WE HAVE A HEART. 330 00:12:07,542 --> 00:12:09,000 YES, IT'S KEPT 331 00:12:09,042 --> 00:12:10,230 IN A CERAMIC JAR 332 00:12:10,231 --> 00:12:11,417 IN THE SARCOPHAGUS... 333 00:12:11,459 --> 00:12:14,209 BUT WE HAVE A HEART. 334 00:12:14,250 --> 00:12:15,585 I NEED YOU TO PUT ASIDE 335 00:12:15,586 --> 00:12:16,918 YOUR MUMMY LOYALTIES 336 00:12:16,959 --> 00:12:18,393 - LONG ENOUGH TO HELP ME - CONVINCE ECHO 337 00:12:18,417 --> 00:12:19,209 I'M A DEDICATED ZOMBIE. 338 00:12:19,250 --> 00:12:21,042 TELL YOU WHAT, 339 00:12:21,083 --> 00:12:22,518 - I'LL HELP YOU - WITH YOUR ECHO PROBLEM 340 00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:24,422 - IF YOU HELP ME WITH MY, UH, - UNICORN PROBLEM. 341 00:12:27,417 --> 00:12:28,918 SHOO. 342 00:12:33,834 --> 00:12:36,792 [GROANING WITH EXHAUSTION] 343 00:12:36,834 --> 00:12:38,185 - I CAN'T BELIEVE - I HAVE TO SEE IVY'S TEACHERS 344 00:12:38,209 --> 00:12:39,459 LOOKING LIKE THIS. 345 00:12:41,334 --> 00:12:42,125 TRICK OR TREAT! 346 00:12:42,167 --> 00:12:43,292 [SCREAMS] 347 00:12:43,334 --> 00:12:46,626 DANG, YOU KNOW 348 00:12:46,667 --> 00:12:48,059 - YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DRESS UP - FOR HALLOWEEN, RIGHT? 349 00:12:48,083 --> 00:12:50,250 I AM. 350 00:12:50,292 --> 00:12:53,542 THESE MY FORMAL COVERALLS. 351 00:12:53,584 --> 00:12:56,918 I MEANT, IN A COSTUME. 352 00:12:56,959 --> 00:12:59,521 WHY I NOT TALKING 353 00:12:59,522 --> 00:13:02,083 WITH KARAMEL KAPOW IN MY MOUTH? 354 00:13:02,125 --> 00:13:03,459 NOW... 355 00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:04,250 TRICK OR TREAT! 356 00:13:04,292 --> 00:13:05,292 [SCREAMS] 357 00:13:07,417 --> 00:13:08,730 I DON'T HAVE 358 00:13:08,731 --> 00:13:10,042 ANY CANDY IN MY BAG. 359 00:13:10,083 --> 00:13:11,147 WILL YOU SETTLE FOR 360 00:13:11,148 --> 00:13:12,209 VANILLA LIP BALM? 361 00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:15,959 LOOKS LIKE YOU CHOOSE TRICK! 362 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,000 UH-OH. 363 00:13:19,042 --> 00:13:20,042 [SQUEALING] 364 00:13:22,125 --> 00:13:23,584 [SCREAMS] 365 00:13:27,959 --> 00:13:29,501 LET'S GET THIS POOR GUY 366 00:13:29,502 --> 00:13:31,042 PATCHED UP. 367 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,083 HEY! 368 00:13:36,125 --> 00:13:37,292 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 369 00:13:37,334 --> 00:13:38,959 - DON'T WORRY, - I'M A LIFEGUARD. 370 00:13:40,542 --> 00:13:42,167 I'LL SEDATE HIM. 371 00:13:43,167 --> 00:13:44,167 [HISSING] 372 00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:47,375 GOOD NEWS! 373 00:13:47,417 --> 00:13:48,439 WE WERE ABLE 374 00:13:48,440 --> 00:13:49,459 TO SAVE YOUR LEG. 375 00:13:50,083 --> 00:13:51,751 - IS THIS OKAY, - OR DO YOU NEED A BAG? 376 00:13:51,792 --> 00:13:53,250 [SCREAMS] 377 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,042 [EARPIECE BEEPS] 378 00:13:56,083 --> 00:13:57,292 OKAY, DERBY, 379 00:13:57,334 --> 00:13:58,167 I'M HEADING OVER. 380 00:13:58,209 --> 00:14:00,417 OKAY, READY. 381 00:14:00,459 --> 00:14:02,000 HEY, ECHO. 382 00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:04,918 ADAM, YOU'RE BACK JUST IN TIME. 383 00:14:04,959 --> 00:14:05,876 - LET'S RE-ENACT - THE GRAVEYARD SCENE 384 00:14:05,918 --> 00:14:07,083 FROM THE BOOK. 385 00:14:07,125 --> 00:14:08,083 I'M VERONICA. 386 00:14:08,125 --> 00:14:09,042 YOU BE ETHAN. 387 00:14:09,083 --> 00:14:10,000 NO PROBLEM. 388 00:14:10,042 --> 00:14:11,042 THE GRAVEYARD SCENE. 389 00:14:12,876 --> 00:14:14,542 YOU WILL BE VERONICA. 390 00:14:14,584 --> 00:14:16,584 I WILL BE ETHAN. 391 00:14:16,626 --> 00:14:19,083 GRAVEYARD SCENE, GOT IT. 392 00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:20,602 - WE CAN'T BE CAUGHT HERE - LIKE THIS. 393 00:14:20,626 --> 00:14:22,876 IT'S... 394 00:14:22,918 --> 00:14:26,667 FORBIDDEN. 395 00:14:26,709 --> 00:14:27,894 - "BETTER TO BE CAUGHT - WITH YOU, 396 00:14:27,918 --> 00:14:29,084 THAN SPEND 397 00:14:29,085 --> 00:14:30,250 ETERNITY WITHOUT YOU." 398 00:14:30,292 --> 00:14:31,771 BETTER TO BE CAUGHT WITH YOU, 399 00:14:31,772 --> 00:14:33,250 THAN SPEND ETERNITY WITHOUT YOU. 400 00:14:33,292 --> 00:14:35,500 I'M SO HUNGRY. 401 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:36,417 "FOR LOVE?" 402 00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:37,250 FOR LOVE? 403 00:14:37,292 --> 00:14:40,292 FOR FLESH. 404 00:14:40,334 --> 00:14:41,500 OW! 405 00:14:41,542 --> 00:14:42,542 [WINCING] 406 00:14:47,417 --> 00:14:48,167 - [WHISPERING]: WHERE - IS THAT EARPIECE! 407 00:14:48,209 --> 00:14:49,834 OOH! 408 00:14:49,876 --> 00:14:50,959 ARE YOU JUMPING TO THE PART 409 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,185 - WHERE WE DIG UP - VERONICA'S FATHER, 410 00:14:52,209 --> 00:14:53,626 AND YOU ASK HIM FOR HER HAND? 411 00:14:53,667 --> 00:14:54,980 I THINK THAT'S HIM 412 00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:56,292 RIGHT THERE. 413 00:14:59,083 --> 00:15:00,980 "NOW WE CAN BE WITH EACH OTHER 414 00:15:00,981 --> 00:15:02,876 FOR ALL ETERNITY, 415 00:15:02,918 --> 00:15:04,376 BECAUSE YOU HAVE HELPED ME 416 00:15:04,377 --> 00:15:05,834 TO FULFILL MY DESTINY. 417 00:15:05,876 --> 00:15:07,667 I AM A ZOMBIE!" 418 00:15:07,709 --> 00:15:08,709 [MUMMIES GROWLING] 419 00:15:11,959 --> 00:15:13,000 NO, WAIT! 420 00:15:13,042 --> 00:15:14,667 DERBY? 421 00:15:14,709 --> 00:15:16,000 - I'M BACK! - WHAT DO I SAY NEXT? 422 00:15:16,042 --> 00:15:18,125 GOT IT! 423 00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:19,918 AH! HELP! 424 00:15:19,959 --> 00:15:21,292 STOP HITTING ME! 425 00:15:21,334 --> 00:15:22,459 NOT THE FACE! 426 00:15:29,042 --> 00:15:30,167 THANK GOODNESS. 427 00:15:30,209 --> 00:15:31,230 I FINALLY ESCAPED 428 00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:32,250 THOSE MONSTERS. 429 00:15:32,292 --> 00:15:33,167 [WHIMPERING] 430 00:15:33,209 --> 00:15:34,918 [SCREAMS] 431 00:15:34,959 --> 00:15:36,167 WHO'S THERE? 432 00:15:36,209 --> 00:15:37,375 I CAN'T SEE! 433 00:15:37,417 --> 00:15:38,959 MY EYES ARE CRUSTED SHUT. 434 00:15:42,834 --> 00:15:44,083 THAT'S BETTER. 435 00:15:44,125 --> 00:15:45,834 [BREAKERS SLAMMING SHUT] 436 00:15:51,125 --> 00:15:53,584 [SCREAMS] 437 00:15:57,792 --> 00:15:59,167 GET BACK! 438 00:15:59,209 --> 00:16:01,083 DON'T HURT ME. 439 00:16:01,125 --> 00:16:02,584 I CAN'T SEE WHERE THE STAIRS... 440 00:16:02,626 --> 00:16:03,626 [SCREAMS] 441 00:16:07,584 --> 00:16:09,709 [GROANING IN PAIN] 442 00:16:12,542 --> 00:16:17,500 YOU LIKE MY COSTUME? 443 00:16:17,542 --> 00:16:22,250 IT WAS THIS OR LOVABLE HOBO. 444 00:16:22,292 --> 00:16:24,292 WAIT... 445 00:16:24,334 --> 00:16:25,934 - WHO'S WORKING - THE BACK OF THE DRAGON? 446 00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:34,584 HEY, THAT WAS A LOT OF FUN 447 00:16:34,585 --> 00:16:36,709 CHASING THAT OTHER MUMMY AROUND. 448 00:16:36,751 --> 00:16:38,000 I'M TOTALLY NOT HIM. 449 00:16:38,042 --> 00:16:39,918 I'M A GIRL MUMMY! 450 00:16:39,959 --> 00:16:41,375 [MUMMIES GROWL SUSPICIOUSLY] 451 00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:43,167 DERBY, I NEED YOUR HELP. 452 00:16:43,209 --> 00:16:45,959 IT'S DERBETTE, 453 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,876 AND DERBY WARNED ME 454 00:16:47,877 --> 00:16:49,751 ABOUT YOU. 455 00:16:49,792 --> 00:16:52,353 - DID HE TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENS - IN THE NEXT CHAPTER OF THE BOOK? 456 00:16:54,209 --> 00:16:55,476 - WHY DON'T YOU JUST - ASK YOUR MOM? 457 00:16:55,500 --> 00:16:56,417 SHE'S OBVIOUSLY A FAN. 458 00:16:56,459 --> 00:16:57,918 MY MOM? 459 00:16:57,959 --> 00:16:59,018 - YEAH, I SAW HER - INSIDE THE SCHOOL. 460 00:16:59,042 --> 00:17:01,167 MY MOM? 461 00:17:01,209 --> 00:17:02,876 YEAH, I SAW HER 462 00:17:02,877 --> 00:17:04,542 INSIDE THE SCHOOL. 463 00:17:04,584 --> 00:17:05,959 "MY MOM?" 464 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,834 - YOU SAW HER - INSIDE THE SCHOOL? 465 00:17:07,876 --> 00:17:09,018 - ALL RIGHT, - WE'VE SWITCHED ROLES. 466 00:17:09,042 --> 00:17:10,876 I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON. 467 00:17:10,918 --> 00:17:12,209 IF SHE SEES ME HERE, 468 00:17:12,210 --> 00:17:13,500 I'M DEAD. 469 00:17:13,542 --> 00:17:15,375 - DEATH DOESN'T - HAVE TO BE THE END. 470 00:17:15,417 --> 00:17:16,939 HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED 471 00:17:16,940 --> 00:17:18,459 MUMMIFICATION? 472 00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:20,792 HUH, FREE CERAMIC JAR. 473 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:23,709 [???] 474 00:17:25,959 --> 00:17:27,250 MR. TATER? 475 00:17:27,292 --> 00:17:28,292 IS HE UNCONSCIOUS? 476 00:17:30,292 --> 00:17:33,792 I'M AFRAID SO. 477 00:17:33,834 --> 00:17:35,272 GREAT, THEN HE WON'T MIND 478 00:17:35,273 --> 00:17:36,709 IF I JUMP AHEAD OF HIM. 479 00:17:36,751 --> 00:17:37,938 I HAVE MULTIPLE CONTUSIONS 480 00:17:37,939 --> 00:17:39,125 ON MY LEFT LEG. 481 00:17:39,167 --> 00:17:40,584 - I NEED YOU - TO WRAP IT FOR ME. 482 00:17:40,626 --> 00:17:42,209 FORGET IT. 483 00:17:42,250 --> 00:17:43,959 - WE'RE JUST GETTING - READY TO LEAVE. 484 00:17:44,042 --> 00:17:45,876 IVY, I TOOK AN OATH. 485 00:17:48,959 --> 00:17:49,834 HOW'S THAT? 486 00:17:49,876 --> 00:17:51,375 BETTER. 487 00:17:51,417 --> 00:17:53,334 OH, NO. 488 00:17:53,375 --> 00:17:55,105 THE PAIN HAS TRAVELED 489 00:17:55,106 --> 00:17:56,834 TO MY OTHER LEG... 490 00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:59,018 - AND BOTH MY ARMS, MY ABDOMEN, - MY NECK, AND MY FACE. 491 00:17:59,042 --> 00:18:02,459 PERFECT. 492 00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:03,792 [GROANING GROGGILY] 493 00:18:06,375 --> 00:18:09,083 [GROANING] 494 00:18:09,125 --> 00:18:10,417 WHA... 495 00:18:10,459 --> 00:18:12,876 WHAT'S GOING ON? 496 00:18:12,918 --> 00:18:14,147 WHY HAVE YOU BEEN 497 00:18:14,148 --> 00:18:15,375 DOING THIS TO ME? 498 00:18:15,417 --> 00:18:16,560 - YOU WERE IN A TERRIBLE - BUS ACCIDENT. 499 00:18:16,584 --> 00:18:17,584 NO, I WASN'T. 500 00:18:17,626 --> 00:18:19,209 HE'S CONFUSED. 501 00:18:19,250 --> 00:18:21,209 HE'S CLEARLY BRAIN DAMAGED. 502 00:18:21,250 --> 00:18:23,018 - WE SHOULD AMPUTATE HIS HEAD - AND FREEZE IT. 503 00:18:23,042 --> 00:18:23,834 - UNTIL THEY FIND - A CURE? 504 00:18:23,876 --> 00:18:26,792 WHATEVER. 505 00:18:26,834 --> 00:18:28,334 YOU PEOPLE ARE CRAZY. 506 00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:31,375 I WAS FINE UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP. 507 00:18:31,417 --> 00:18:32,771 I DON'T EVEN KNOW 508 00:18:32,772 --> 00:18:34,125 WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 509 00:18:34,167 --> 00:18:35,876 I WAS NEVER IN 510 00:18:35,877 --> 00:18:37,584 ANY BUS ACCIDENT! 511 00:18:37,626 --> 00:18:38,727 - [BUS HORN HONKS, - BRAKES SCREECH] 512 00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:40,000 [CRASHING] 513 00:18:40,042 --> 00:18:42,834 WOW, TWICE IN ONE DAY. 514 00:18:42,876 --> 00:18:44,709 WHAT ARE THE ODDS? 515 00:18:44,751 --> 00:18:45,834 BURGERS? 516 00:18:45,876 --> 00:18:46,876 MM-HMM. 517 00:18:50,918 --> 00:18:52,167 I WONDER WHERE ADAM WENT. 518 00:18:52,209 --> 00:18:53,602 - I THOUGHT HE WAS - GOING TO SIT WITH ME. 519 00:18:53,626 --> 00:18:55,918 I'M HERE! 520 00:18:55,959 --> 00:18:57,167 EW, GET AWAY FROM ME, 521 00:18:57,168 --> 00:18:58,375 YOU STINKIN' MUMMY! 522 00:18:58,417 --> 00:18:59,560 I'M NOT GOING IN THERE WITH YOU. 523 00:18:59,584 --> 00:19:01,042 BUT I'M ADAM! 524 00:19:01,083 --> 00:19:03,125 I WONDER WHERE HE WENT. 525 00:19:03,167 --> 00:19:04,314 THE MOVIE IS PROBABLY FILLED 526 00:19:04,315 --> 00:19:05,459 WITH SCARY PARTS, 527 00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:06,894 - PERFECT FOR - HOLDING ONTO SOMEONE TIGHT. 528 00:19:06,918 --> 00:19:09,542 IT'S ME, ADAM! 529 00:19:09,584 --> 00:19:10,751 ADAM? 530 00:19:10,792 --> 00:19:11,417 YOU'RE A MUMMY? 531 00:19:11,459 --> 00:19:13,292 NO, 532 00:19:13,334 --> 00:19:14,751 I'M NOT A MUMMY. 533 00:19:14,792 --> 00:19:16,018 - I'M JUST WEARING THIS - TO HIDE FROM MY... 534 00:19:16,042 --> 00:19:19,042 THERE YOU ARE! 535 00:19:19,083 --> 00:19:20,167 DESPERATE, ANGRY 536 00:19:20,168 --> 00:19:21,250 ZOMBIE SPINSTER? 537 00:19:22,918 --> 00:19:24,500 NICE. 538 00:19:24,542 --> 00:19:26,500 THERE AREN'T ANY 539 00:19:26,542 --> 00:19:28,210 PARENT/TEACHER CONFERENCES 540 00:19:28,211 --> 00:19:29,876 TONIGHT, ARE THERE? 541 00:19:29,918 --> 00:19:31,209 SURE THERE ARE. 542 00:19:31,250 --> 00:19:33,000 - LOOK AT ALL THE MUMMIES - THAT SHOWED UP. 543 00:19:33,042 --> 00:19:34,125 [CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY] 544 00:19:34,167 --> 00:19:36,918 NOT A LOT OF DADDIES, THOUGH. 545 00:19:36,959 --> 00:19:39,834 YOU LIED TO ME. 546 00:19:39,876 --> 00:19:41,375 OKAY, TECHNICALLY, I DID, 547 00:19:41,417 --> 00:19:43,059 - BUT I WANTED TO COME - AND HANG OUT WITH MY FRIENDS. 548 00:19:43,083 --> 00:19:45,125 THIS KIND OF THING 549 00:19:45,167 --> 00:19:46,935 - IS EXACTLY THE REASON - I BECAME A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER, 550 00:19:46,959 --> 00:19:48,459 TO HAVE THESE NORMAL, 551 00:19:48,460 --> 00:19:49,959 TEENAGE EXPERIENCES. 552 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,351 - WELL, YOU'RE ABOUT TO HAVE - ANOTHER ONE. 553 00:19:51,375 --> 00:19:52,959 YOU'RE GROUNDED! 554 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,083 WAIT! 555 00:19:54,125 --> 00:19:55,834 [GROWLING IN ANGER] 556 00:19:55,876 --> 00:19:58,959 STOP! 557 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,896 HEY, THAT ZOMBIE IS ATTACKING 558 00:20:00,897 --> 00:20:02,792 ONE OF OUR BROTHERS-IN-BANDAGES. 559 00:20:02,834 --> 00:20:05,584 LET'S GET THOSE FLESH-EATERS! 560 00:20:05,626 --> 00:20:06,626 [ROARING AND MOANING] 561 00:20:08,626 --> 00:20:09,959 THE MUMMIES ARE ATTACKING! 562 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:10,959 SHOW NO MERCY. 563 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,167 WE'LL EAT THEIR FLESH 564 00:20:12,209 --> 00:20:13,709 - AND FLOSS - WITH THEIR WRAPPINGS! 565 00:20:13,751 --> 00:20:15,042 [MOANING AND GROANING] 566 00:20:19,375 --> 00:20:21,667 BRAINS... 567 00:20:21,709 --> 00:20:24,584 BRAINS! 568 00:20:24,626 --> 00:20:26,506 - WOW, ARE YOU EVER - BARKING UP THE WRONG TREE. 569 00:20:28,042 --> 00:20:31,876 [ALL GROANING AND ROARING] 570 00:20:31,918 --> 00:20:37,042 THIS GOING TO BE EPIC BATTLE... 571 00:20:37,083 --> 00:20:38,501 SOMETIME IN NEXT SIX 572 00:20:38,502 --> 00:20:39,918 TO EIGHT HOURS. 573 00:20:39,959 --> 00:20:40,959 [???] 574 00:20:48,417 --> 00:20:49,709 WELL, THAT MOVIE 575 00:20:49,710 --> 00:20:51,000 WAS STUPID. 576 00:20:51,042 --> 00:20:52,667 - YEAH, AND NOT - STUPID AWESOME. 577 00:20:52,709 --> 00:20:54,083 STUPID STUPID. 578 00:20:56,959 --> 00:20:58,709 [GROANING] 579 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:03,959 TRICK OR TREAT! 580 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:04,834 [MOANS] 581 00:21:04,876 --> 00:21:07,000 DANG... 582 00:21:07,042 --> 00:21:08,438 I HAVE THREE CRACKED RIBS 583 00:21:08,439 --> 00:21:09,834 AND A PUNCTURED LIVER. 584 00:21:09,876 --> 00:21:11,667 MM... 585 00:21:11,709 --> 00:21:13,292 THAT DOES SOUND DELICIOUS. 586 00:21:15,334 --> 00:21:16,626 BUT THAT NOT CANDY. 587 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,480 [WHIMPERING] 588 00:21:20,481 --> 00:21:21,959 I DON'T HAVE ANY CANDY. 589 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:26,667 OH, SO YOU CHOOSE TRICK! 590 00:21:26,709 --> 00:21:28,083 [YELPS] 591 00:21:28,125 --> 00:21:29,959 [GROANS IN RESIGNATION] 592 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,042 I HATE HALLOWEEN. 593 00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:35,417 I LOVE HALLOWEEN! 594 00:21:35,459 --> 00:21:36,459 [???] 595 00:21:36,509 --> 00:21:41,059 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 36824

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