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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,042 --> 00:00:06,334 JUST A REMINDER 2 00:00:06,375 --> 00:00:08,292 - ABOUT TONIGHT'S CAMP-OUT - UNDER THE STARS. 3 00:00:08,334 --> 00:00:10,459 - TRUST ME, YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS - THIS OPPORTUNITY 4 00:00:10,500 --> 00:00:12,375 TO WITNESS AN ACTUAL METEOR. 5 00:00:12,417 --> 00:00:14,185 - WILL WE BE ABLE TO SEE IT - WITH THE NAKED EYE? 6 00:00:14,209 --> 00:00:16,500 "NAKED." 7 00:00:16,542 --> 00:00:17,918 [SAPPILY]: NAKED... 8 00:00:21,334 --> 00:00:23,751 QUICK QUESTION. 9 00:00:23,792 --> 00:00:25,542 - IS THE METEOR - GONNA CRASH INTO LAND, 10 00:00:25,584 --> 00:00:27,268 - CREATING A DUST CLOUD - THAT BLOTS OUT THE SUN, 11 00:00:27,292 --> 00:00:28,667 SO WE FREEZE TO DEATH? 12 00:00:28,709 --> 00:00:30,500 OR, WILL IT SLAM INTO WATER, 13 00:00:30,542 --> 00:00:32,417 TURNING OUR OCEANS TO STEAM, 14 00:00:32,459 --> 00:00:34,001 SO WE COOK LIKE A BAG OF 15 00:00:34,002 --> 00:00:35,542 FROZEN BRUSSELS SPROUTS? 16 00:00:35,584 --> 00:00:37,334 BETTER BE THE FIRST ONE. 17 00:00:37,375 --> 00:00:39,626 I HATE BRUSSELS SPROUTS. 18 00:00:39,667 --> 00:00:41,542 NEITHER. 19 00:00:41,584 --> 00:00:43,042 THIS METEOR WILL BE 20 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:44,500 PASSING HARMLESSLY BY THE EARTH. 21 00:00:44,542 --> 00:00:45,689 OH, SURE. THAT'S WHAT 22 00:00:45,690 --> 00:00:46,834 ALL THE SCIENTISTS SAY. 23 00:00:46,876 --> 00:00:48,043 YOU HAVE NOTHING 24 00:00:48,044 --> 00:00:49,209 TO WORRY ABOUT. 25 00:00:49,250 --> 00:00:51,292 AS YOU CAN SEE, 26 00:00:51,334 --> 00:00:52,563 THE TRAJECTORY OF THE METEOR 27 00:00:52,564 --> 00:00:53,792 WILL CARRY IT PAST EARTH 28 00:00:53,834 --> 00:00:55,751 AT A DISTANCE OF WELL OVER... 29 00:00:55,792 --> 00:00:57,125 [CRASHING AND SHATTERING] 30 00:00:57,167 --> 00:00:58,500 THAT'S IT. 31 00:00:58,542 --> 00:00:59,709 WE'RE DOOMED! 32 00:01:02,500 --> 00:01:03,976 - LUCKILY, I'M PREPARED - FOR SUCH AN EVENT. 33 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:06,709 I'VE MADE A BUCKET LIST, 34 00:01:06,751 --> 00:01:08,435 - COMPRISED OF - ALL THE THINGS I WANT TO DO 35 00:01:08,459 --> 00:01:09,979 - BEFORE DEATH - RAINS DOWN FROM ABOVE. 36 00:01:11,334 --> 00:01:13,542 THIS IS YOUR BUCKET LIST? 37 00:01:13,584 --> 00:01:14,643 - IT ONLY HAS - ONE THING ON IT. 38 00:01:14,667 --> 00:01:18,042 "MAKE A BUCKET LIST." 39 00:01:18,083 --> 00:01:19,355 WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE 40 00:01:19,356 --> 00:01:20,626 I HAVE MY WORK CUT OUT FOR ME. 41 00:01:20,667 --> 00:01:23,042 FIRST, I GOT TO GET A PEN. 42 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:24,804 - OH, I SHOULD PUT THAT - ON MY BUCKET LIST! 43 00:01:26,876 --> 00:01:28,292 BUT I'LL NEED A PEN. 44 00:01:32,500 --> 00:01:34,376 ? GOODBYE, SUMMER 45 00:01:34,377 --> 00:01:36,250 HELLO, FALL ? 46 00:01:36,292 --> 00:01:38,209 - ? WE'VE BEEN TRYING - TO GET HERE ? 47 00:01:38,250 --> 00:01:40,313 ? SINCE WE BOTH 48 00:01:40,314 --> 00:01:42,375 WERE BARELY TWO FEET TALL ? 49 00:01:42,417 --> 00:01:43,959 ? WHO YOU CALLIN' KID? 50 00:01:43,960 --> 00:01:45,500 WHO YOU CALLIN' KID? ? 51 00:01:45,542 --> 00:01:48,459 ? WHO YOU CALLIN' KID? ? 52 00:01:48,500 --> 00:01:50,147 ? CAN CALL ME WHAT YOU WANT 53 00:01:50,148 --> 00:01:51,792 BUT I WON'T HEAR A WORD ? 54 00:01:51,834 --> 00:01:54,959 ? WHERE I AM HERE ? 55 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:56,834 ? WHO YOU CALLIN' KID? ? 56 00:01:56,876 --> 00:01:58,209 [???] 57 00:02:02,792 --> 00:02:04,334 STOP. 58 00:02:04,375 --> 00:02:05,602 - WHY'D YOU EVEN - GET OUT OF THE CAR 59 00:02:05,626 --> 00:02:07,042 - IF YOU WEREN'T - GOING TO HELP ME? 60 00:02:07,083 --> 00:02:08,709 OOF! 61 00:02:08,751 --> 00:02:10,125 [LAUGHING]: TO WATCH THIS. 62 00:02:11,959 --> 00:02:13,751 [GIGGLING] 63 00:02:13,792 --> 00:02:15,751 IT'S EVEN FUNNIER UP CLOSE. 64 00:02:17,792 --> 00:02:18,792 YOU CALL THAT 65 00:02:18,793 --> 00:02:19,793 A TELESCOPE? 66 00:02:19,834 --> 00:02:22,459 IT'S MORE LIKE A MICRO... 67 00:02:22,500 --> 00:02:25,167 TELESCOPE. 68 00:02:25,209 --> 00:02:27,125 SLAB? 69 00:02:27,167 --> 00:02:29,209 - IT'S NOT LIKE YOU - TO SHOW UP FOR A SCHOOL EVENT. 70 00:02:29,250 --> 00:02:32,042 OR SCHOOL. 71 00:02:32,083 --> 00:02:33,105 I'M NOT HERE 72 00:02:33,106 --> 00:02:34,125 FOR YOUR LAME CAMP-OUT. 73 00:02:34,167 --> 00:02:36,209 THIS IS WHERE I ALWAYS COME 74 00:02:36,250 --> 00:02:37,585 TO OBSERVE THE MAJESTIC TAPESTRY 75 00:02:37,586 --> 00:02:38,918 THAT IS OUR SOLAR SYSTEM. 76 00:02:40,792 --> 00:02:42,918 OH-HO-HO! 77 00:02:42,959 --> 00:02:44,335 THAT COMET 78 00:02:44,336 --> 00:02:45,709 JUST PUNCHED PLUTO IN THE FACE. 79 00:02:45,751 --> 00:02:47,709 YOU'RE INTO ASTROLOGY? 80 00:02:47,751 --> 00:02:49,292 [EXHALES] 81 00:02:49,334 --> 00:02:51,667 "ASTRONOMY" 82 00:02:51,709 --> 00:02:53,792 HAPPENS TO BE A HOBBY OF MINE. 83 00:02:53,834 --> 00:02:56,459 I ENJOY OBSERVING THE UNIVERSE. 84 00:02:59,459 --> 00:03:00,643 - WOW... HUH! - NICE TELESCOPE. 85 00:03:00,667 --> 00:03:01,667 CAN I JUST... 86 00:03:01,709 --> 00:03:03,667 [GRUNTS] 87 00:03:03,709 --> 00:03:05,042 THERE ARE THREE THINGS 88 00:03:05,083 --> 00:03:06,834 - THAT I NEVER SHARE - WITH ANYBODY. 89 00:03:06,876 --> 00:03:09,250 MY TELESCOPE, 90 00:03:09,292 --> 00:03:10,667 - MY VIEWS - ON MODERN RELIGION, 91 00:03:10,709 --> 00:03:12,751 AND STRAWS. 92 00:03:16,834 --> 00:03:18,834 THIS IS IT? 93 00:03:18,876 --> 00:03:20,042 WHERE IS EVERYBODY? 94 00:03:20,083 --> 00:03:21,417 I DON'T KNOW. 95 00:03:21,459 --> 00:03:23,292 - I WAS EXPECTING - WAY MORE PEOPLE. 96 00:03:23,334 --> 00:03:25,018 - I MEAN, WHO WOULDN'T WANT - TO SPEND THE NIGHT 97 00:03:25,042 --> 00:03:26,435 - LEARNING ABOUT - THE WONDERS OF SPACE? 98 00:03:26,459 --> 00:03:28,018 - IT'S JUST AS MUCH FUN - AS A REGULAR SCIENCE CLASS, 99 00:03:28,042 --> 00:03:29,042 ONLY WAY LONGER. 100 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:36,626 WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE? 101 00:03:36,667 --> 00:03:38,751 I'M ENJOYING THE VIEW. 102 00:03:38,792 --> 00:03:41,393 - DID YOU KNOW HUTCH ANDERSON DOES - ARM-CURLS WITH HIS BLINDS UP? 103 00:03:44,626 --> 00:03:45,773 OKAY, WHO WANTS 104 00:03:45,774 --> 00:03:46,918 TO GET THEIR LEARN ON? 105 00:03:46,959 --> 00:03:47,876 [CHUCKLES AT HIS JOKE] 106 00:03:47,918 --> 00:03:49,375 HEY THERE, PEOPLE. 107 00:03:51,709 --> 00:03:53,022 MR. TATER? 108 00:03:53,023 --> 00:03:54,334 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 109 00:03:54,375 --> 00:03:55,522 WELL, I HEARD ABOUT 110 00:03:55,523 --> 00:03:56,667 YOUR LITTLE CAMP-OUT, 111 00:03:56,709 --> 00:03:58,310 - AND I FIGURED - YOU NEEDED ADULT SUPERVISION. 112 00:03:58,334 --> 00:03:59,876 - WAIT, I THOUGHT - I WAS SUPERVISING. 113 00:03:59,918 --> 00:04:01,751 I AM A TEACHER, AFTER ALL. 114 00:04:01,792 --> 00:04:04,125 YOU'RE ALSO 14. 115 00:04:04,167 --> 00:04:05,438 THIS IS A JOB 116 00:04:05,439 --> 00:04:06,709 FOR A RESPONSIBLE ADULT. 117 00:04:06,751 --> 00:04:08,751 OKAY, PEOPLE. 118 00:04:08,792 --> 00:04:10,273 - WATER-BALLOON FIGHT - IN 20 MINUTES. 119 00:04:12,459 --> 00:04:14,310 - WE'RE HERE TO WITNESS - A MAJOR ASTRONOMICAL EVENT, 120 00:04:14,334 --> 00:04:15,918 NOT PLAY "SUMMER CAMP." 121 00:04:15,959 --> 00:04:18,959 I KNOW, BUT... 122 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:22,667 MOMMY NEVER LET ME GO TO CAMP. 123 00:04:22,709 --> 00:04:24,731 OH, SURE, WE'D SET UP A TENT 124 00:04:24,732 --> 00:04:26,751 IN THE ATTIC AND DRESS UP MY... 125 00:04:26,792 --> 00:04:28,105 HER PORCELAIN DOLLS 126 00:04:28,106 --> 00:04:29,417 IN KHAKI SHORTS, 127 00:04:29,459 --> 00:04:30,209 - AND HAVE A TUG-OF-WAR, - BUT... 128 00:04:30,250 --> 00:04:32,083 IT WAS SO UNFAIR! 129 00:04:32,125 --> 00:04:33,876 THERE WERE, LIKE, 10 OF THEM. 130 00:04:36,918 --> 00:04:38,143 - YOU KNOW, CAMPFIRES - AREN'T ALLOWED IN THE QUAD. 131 00:04:38,167 --> 00:04:40,000 BUMMER, RIGHT? 132 00:04:40,042 --> 00:04:41,560 - LUCKILY, I BROUGHT - THE NEXT BEST THING... 133 00:04:41,584 --> 00:04:42,918 AN ELECTRIC FIREPLACE. 134 00:04:46,834 --> 00:04:48,542 [SIGHS] 135 00:04:48,584 --> 00:04:50,101 - WELL, HUTCH JUST LOWERED - HIS BLINDS, 136 00:04:50,125 --> 00:04:50,918 SO I'M OUT OF HERE. 137 00:04:50,959 --> 00:04:53,751 WAIT. 138 00:04:53,792 --> 00:04:55,727 - ON YOUR WAY THROUGH THE SCHOOL, - WOULD YOU MIND PLUGGING THIS IN? 139 00:04:55,751 --> 00:04:56,834 - BUT... - OFF YOU GO. 140 00:04:59,918 --> 00:05:01,918 THEREFORE, 141 00:05:01,959 --> 00:05:03,564 ONE SHOULD BE ABLE TO MEASURE 142 00:05:03,565 --> 00:05:05,167 THE SIZE OF A METEOR 143 00:05:05,209 --> 00:05:06,935 - BY EXAMINING THE RATIO - OF TWO ISOTOPES OF OSMIUM... 144 00:05:06,959 --> 00:05:08,209 OSMIUM 187 AND... 145 00:05:08,250 --> 00:05:11,334 OSMIUM 189. 146 00:05:11,375 --> 00:05:13,083 - I'M KIDDING, OF COURSE! - [SNICKERS] 147 00:05:13,125 --> 00:05:15,334 IT'S OSMIUM 188! 148 00:05:18,792 --> 00:05:20,353 - YEAH, CAN WE SEE - THE METEOR ALREADY? 149 00:05:23,334 --> 00:05:24,894 - IT'LL BE HOURS - BEFORE WE CAN SEE IT. 150 00:05:24,918 --> 00:05:25,876 THEN WHY ARE WE HERE? 151 00:05:25,918 --> 00:05:29,000 AH... THE AGE-OLD QUESTION. 152 00:05:29,042 --> 00:05:31,162 - TOO BAD I DON'T SHARE - MY VIEWS ON MODERN RELIGION. 153 00:05:33,167 --> 00:05:35,367 - AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT - ASKING TO SHARE MY STRAW. 154 00:05:36,584 --> 00:05:38,167 [STRUMS GUITAR] 155 00:05:38,209 --> 00:05:39,709 - I'LL TELL YOU - WHY WE'RE HERE. 156 00:05:39,751 --> 00:05:41,293 FOR A CLASSIC 157 00:05:41,294 --> 00:05:42,834 CAMPFIRE SING-ALONG! 158 00:05:42,876 --> 00:05:44,956 - COME ON, EVERYBODY! - THE FIRE'S ALMOST PLUGGED IN. 159 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:52,083 [GASPS, DISORIENTED] 160 00:06:02,959 --> 00:06:05,584 YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! 161 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:11,292 [???] 162 00:06:11,334 --> 00:06:12,834 ? ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR... ? 163 00:06:12,876 --> 00:06:13,876 [SCRAPING] 164 00:06:26,584 --> 00:06:28,500 - ?...BOAT - GENTLY DOWN THE... ? 165 00:06:28,542 --> 00:06:29,918 [SCRAPING] 166 00:06:45,417 --> 00:06:46,792 ? ...STREAM ? 167 00:06:46,834 --> 00:06:47,459 ? MERRILY, MERRILY... ? 168 00:06:47,500 --> 00:06:48,918 [GRUNTS] 169 00:06:48,959 --> 00:06:49,709 ? ...MERRILY... ? 170 00:06:49,751 --> 00:06:50,876 [HEARTH CLATTERS] 171 00:07:03,042 --> 00:07:04,771 ? ...MERRILY 172 00:07:04,772 --> 00:07:06,500 LIFE IS BUT A... ? 173 00:07:06,542 --> 00:07:07,876 [SCRAPES PAVEMENT] 174 00:07:10,876 --> 00:07:12,918 WE'RE NOT MOVING AGAIN. 175 00:07:12,959 --> 00:07:14,834 [HAUGHTILY]: FINE. 176 00:07:16,584 --> 00:07:17,584 [GRUNTS] 177 00:07:24,083 --> 00:07:25,105 [YELPS]: AH! 178 00:07:25,106 --> 00:07:26,125 FAKE FIRE, REAL PAIN! 179 00:07:26,167 --> 00:07:27,792 [THUD] 180 00:07:29,375 --> 00:07:30,876 HEY! 181 00:07:32,959 --> 00:07:33,959 I USING THAT PLUG! 182 00:07:38,542 --> 00:07:39,918 [HUFFS] 183 00:07:39,959 --> 00:07:40,959 OH, GOOD. IT'S OFF. 184 00:07:43,709 --> 00:07:45,110 - MR. TATER - WANTS THAT PLUGGED IN. 185 00:07:46,959 --> 00:07:49,000 AH! 186 00:07:49,042 --> 00:07:50,500 [THUD] 187 00:07:50,542 --> 00:07:51,876 I NOT CARE! 188 00:07:51,918 --> 00:07:52,918 IN MIDDLE OF SOMETHING. 189 00:07:56,959 --> 00:07:58,119 - WELL, I'M TRYING - TO LEAVE. 190 00:08:00,834 --> 00:08:03,042 [TATER YELPS LIKE A GIRL] 191 00:08:03,083 --> 00:08:04,243 - I COULD DO THIS - ALL NIGHT. 192 00:08:07,250 --> 00:08:08,751 ME, TOO. 193 00:08:11,667 --> 00:08:12,959 [TATER YELPS LIKE A GIRL] 194 00:08:17,042 --> 00:08:18,351 - LOOKS LIKE - IT'S JUST YOU AND ME, SLAB. 195 00:08:18,375 --> 00:08:20,000 [TATER YELPS LIKE A GIRL] 196 00:08:20,042 --> 00:08:21,417 TWO GUYS 197 00:08:21,418 --> 00:08:22,792 WITH STARS IN OUR EYES, 198 00:08:22,834 --> 00:08:23,935 - AND THE SOLAR SYSTEM - COURSING THROUGH OUR... 199 00:08:23,959 --> 00:08:25,667 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 200 00:08:25,709 --> 00:08:28,334 AWAY FROM YOU. 201 00:08:28,375 --> 00:08:29,834 IT'S EITHER THAT, 202 00:08:29,835 --> 00:08:31,292 OR TEAR OUT YOUR VOCAL CHORDS. 203 00:08:31,334 --> 00:08:33,054 - DO YOU NEED ME - TO HOLD THE DOOR FOR YOU? 204 00:08:38,209 --> 00:08:39,088 THERE. 205 00:08:39,090 --> 00:08:40,257 NOW I CAN 206 00:08:40,258 --> 00:08:41,423 GET BACK TO WORK. 207 00:08:43,757 --> 00:08:44,965 [HORSE WHINNIES] 208 00:08:45,007 --> 00:08:47,007 DANG? 209 00:08:47,049 --> 00:08:49,882 DO YOU HAVE A HORSE IN THERE? 210 00:08:49,924 --> 00:08:51,507 [HORSE NEIGHS] 211 00:08:51,548 --> 00:08:54,049 WAS THAT A HORSE NEIGH, 212 00:08:54,090 --> 00:08:55,733 - OR YOU ANSWERING MY QUESTION - IN THE NEGATIVE 213 00:08:55,757 --> 00:08:57,320 WITH THE ARCHAIC FORM OF "NO"... 214 00:08:57,321 --> 00:08:58,882 "NAY?" 215 00:08:58,924 --> 00:09:00,381 [HOOVES CLOPPING] 216 00:09:00,423 --> 00:09:01,737 DANG. DID YOU 217 00:09:01,738 --> 00:09:03,049 PUT ON METAL SHOES 218 00:09:03,090 --> 00:09:04,654 TO RUN AWAY FROM ME 219 00:09:04,655 --> 00:09:06,216 TO AVOID ANSWERING MY QUESTION? 220 00:09:06,257 --> 00:09:07,674 NAY. I'M JUST PLAYING 221 00:09:07,675 --> 00:09:09,090 A JOUSTING VIDEO GAME... 222 00:09:09,132 --> 00:09:10,132 "LORD OF THE LANCE!" 223 00:09:13,423 --> 00:09:14,216 [GAME THEME PLAYS] 224 00:09:14,257 --> 00:09:16,174 HOW DO YOU PLAY? 225 00:09:16,216 --> 00:09:17,632 - I MUST - DEFEAT RED KNIGHT 226 00:09:17,673 --> 00:09:19,298 TO IMPRESS KING 227 00:09:19,340 --> 00:09:20,965 - AND WIN - HAND OF PRINCESS. 228 00:09:21,007 --> 00:09:22,924 EWW! 229 00:09:22,965 --> 00:09:24,465 WHY WOULD YOU WANT 230 00:09:24,466 --> 00:09:25,965 THE HAND OF A PRINCESS? 231 00:09:26,007 --> 00:09:27,882 - BECAUSE IT ATTACHED - TO REST OF PRINCESS! 232 00:09:30,257 --> 00:09:32,132 WAIT... 233 00:09:32,174 --> 00:09:33,548 WHY ALL THE QUESTIONS? 234 00:09:33,590 --> 00:09:35,069 DID RED KNIGHT 235 00:09:35,070 --> 00:09:36,548 SEND YOU? 236 00:09:36,590 --> 00:09:38,465 NOT TODAY, SIR DEMON! 237 00:09:40,381 --> 00:09:42,840 ["HOOVES" CLOPPING] 238 00:09:42,882 --> 00:09:45,423 [GRUNTS] 239 00:09:45,465 --> 00:09:46,882 [VIDEO HORSE NEIGHS] 240 00:09:46,924 --> 00:09:48,715 - [GAME VOICE]: - WINNER: BLUE KNIGHT! 241 00:09:48,757 --> 00:09:51,673 THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT? 242 00:09:51,715 --> 00:09:52,798 NAY! 243 00:09:52,840 --> 00:09:54,507 [CLOPPING] 244 00:09:54,548 --> 00:09:55,695 IT TAKE 245 00:09:55,696 --> 00:09:56,840 PRECISION TIMING, 246 00:09:56,882 --> 00:09:58,050 PERFECT HAND-EYE 247 00:09:58,051 --> 00:09:59,216 COORDINATION AND... 248 00:09:59,257 --> 00:10:00,840 [WHOOSH-THUD] 249 00:10:00,882 --> 00:10:02,112 [GAME VOICE]: 250 00:10:02,113 --> 00:10:03,340 WINNER: RED KNIGHT! 251 00:10:03,381 --> 00:10:04,632 THAT WAS EASY. 252 00:10:04,673 --> 00:10:06,757 WELL, SEEYA. 253 00:10:06,798 --> 00:10:09,507 NOT SO FAST! 254 00:10:09,548 --> 00:10:11,423 WELL... SEE... YA. 255 00:10:15,715 --> 00:10:17,507 [???] 256 00:10:17,548 --> 00:10:19,132 HEY, EVERYONE! 257 00:10:19,174 --> 00:10:21,298 EXCITING NEWS. 258 00:10:21,340 --> 00:10:23,025 - THE METEOR IS NOW CLOSE ENOUGH - TO SEE THROUGH THE TELESCOPE, 259 00:10:23,049 --> 00:10:24,590 AND IT LOOKS SPECTACULAR. 260 00:10:24,632 --> 00:10:27,965 [ALL MURMURING EXCITEDLY] 261 00:10:28,007 --> 00:10:30,174 SORRY. I GUESS 262 00:10:30,216 --> 00:10:31,858 - THE WONDERS OF THE UNIVERSE - ARE MORE APPEALING 263 00:10:31,882 --> 00:10:33,570 THAN A BURNT MEAT TUBE 264 00:10:33,571 --> 00:10:35,257 ON A STICK. 265 00:10:35,298 --> 00:10:37,339 - THE PORCELAIN DOLLS - NEVER CRITICIZED MY COOKING. 266 00:10:39,465 --> 00:10:41,465 - WELL, EXCEPT FOR - THAT ONE CURLY-HAIRED HARPY 267 00:10:41,507 --> 00:10:43,090 WITH THE CRACKS IN HER FACE. 268 00:10:43,132 --> 00:10:44,924 AND EVEN THEN, 269 00:10:44,965 --> 00:10:46,590 - I KNEW HER ANGER - WASN'T AIMED AT ME, 270 00:10:46,632 --> 00:10:48,340 - BUT AT - HER HIDEOUS DISFIGUREMENT. 271 00:10:50,423 --> 00:10:52,632 - ALL I SEE - IS A TINY, LITTLE DOT OF LIGHT. 272 00:10:52,673 --> 00:10:53,757 THAT'S THE METEOR! 273 00:10:53,798 --> 00:10:55,298 ISN'T IT MAGNIFICENT? 274 00:10:55,340 --> 00:10:56,840 REMEMBER THIS MOMENT, 275 00:10:56,882 --> 00:10:58,608 - SO ONE DAY YOU CAN TELL OUR KIDS - WHERE YOU WERE 276 00:10:58,632 --> 00:11:01,465 ON THIS MOST MAGICAL OF NIGHTS. 277 00:11:01,507 --> 00:11:03,798 DID YOU SAY "OUR KIDS?" 278 00:11:03,840 --> 00:11:06,049 YES. 279 00:11:06,090 --> 00:11:07,798 CALL ME A DREAMER, 280 00:11:07,840 --> 00:11:09,465 - BUT I ALWAYS ASSUMED - THAT SOMEDAY, 281 00:11:09,507 --> 00:11:11,465 YOU AND I WOULD... 282 00:11:11,507 --> 00:11:12,524 OPEN A PETTING ZOO TOGETHER... 283 00:11:12,548 --> 00:11:14,007 STRICTLY 284 00:11:14,008 --> 00:11:15,465 AS "BUSINESS PARTNERS"... 285 00:11:15,507 --> 00:11:17,441 - IN WHICH, AMONG OTHER ANIMALS, - WE WOULD HAVE BABY GOATS. 286 00:11:17,465 --> 00:11:18,673 OUR... "KIDS." 287 00:11:21,507 --> 00:11:22,882 WELL, SHOW ME A BUSINESS PLAN 288 00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:24,257 AND WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT. 289 00:11:24,298 --> 00:11:27,423 I WILL DO THAT. 290 00:11:27,465 --> 00:11:28,820 HEY, GANG, IT'S TIME 291 00:11:28,821 --> 00:11:30,174 TO PRANK THE LONER 292 00:11:30,216 --> 00:11:32,049 - WHO DOESN'T FIT IN - WITH THE COOL KIDS. 293 00:11:32,090 --> 00:11:33,798 - UNFORTUNATELY, - MR. YOUNG HERE 294 00:11:33,840 --> 00:11:35,798 - IS TECHNICALLY - A TEACHER, SO... 295 00:11:35,840 --> 00:11:37,423 - LET'S GO SMEAR - PEANUT BUTTER 296 00:11:37,465 --> 00:11:39,340 - INSIDE SOMEONE ELSE'S - SLEEPING BAG. 297 00:11:39,381 --> 00:11:40,632 [EXCITED MURMURING] 298 00:11:40,673 --> 00:11:42,049 NOT YOU GUYS, TOO! 299 00:11:44,507 --> 00:11:45,566 - "FILL SLEEPING BAG - WITH PEANUT BUTTER." 300 00:11:45,590 --> 00:11:47,715 WHAT CAN I DO? 301 00:11:49,757 --> 00:11:52,465 ECHO? A PRANK? YOU? 302 00:11:52,507 --> 00:11:54,049 WHAT WOULD OUR KIDS SAY? 303 00:11:54,090 --> 00:11:55,590 OTHER THAN... 304 00:11:55,632 --> 00:11:59,507 "BA-A-A-A-AH?" 305 00:11:59,548 --> 00:12:01,111 NO OFFENSE, BUT YOUR SPACE ROCK 306 00:12:01,112 --> 00:12:02,673 IS KIND OF BORING. 307 00:12:02,715 --> 00:12:05,965 WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT. 308 00:12:06,007 --> 00:12:07,070 PSST! 309 00:12:07,071 --> 00:12:08,132 MR. YOUNG! 310 00:12:08,174 --> 00:12:10,174 I WANT IN. 311 00:12:10,216 --> 00:12:11,691 - YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW - WHAT I'M PLANNING. 312 00:12:11,715 --> 00:12:13,090 SURE, I DO. 313 00:12:13,132 --> 00:12:14,423 YOU'RE OPENING A PETTING ZOO. 314 00:12:14,465 --> 00:12:15,465 I WANT IN. 315 00:12:17,882 --> 00:12:19,763 - I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE - WHAT OUR KIDS LOOK LIKE. 316 00:12:22,090 --> 00:12:23,590 [CLOPPING] 317 00:12:23,632 --> 00:12:25,257 PREPARE TO EAT DIRT 318 00:12:25,298 --> 00:12:26,939 - AT THE BOOTS OF - THE MIGHTY BLUE KNIGHT 319 00:12:26,965 --> 00:12:29,507 [ROARS]: HOO-WYAH! 320 00:12:29,548 --> 00:12:30,882 OH, YEAH? 321 00:12:30,924 --> 00:12:32,192 - WELL, THE FEARSOME - RED KNIGHT 322 00:12:32,216 --> 00:12:33,632 - TOOK SIX YEARS OF - RIBBON DANCE 323 00:12:33,673 --> 00:12:35,465 - AT TUMBLIN' TAMMY'S - TICKLE-TIME GYM! 324 00:12:35,507 --> 00:12:36,840 [LANCE WHOOSHING] 325 00:12:39,423 --> 00:12:40,965 - [LANCES THUDDING, - HORSE NEIGHS] 326 00:12:41,007 --> 00:12:42,632 - [GAME VOICE]: - WINNER... 327 00:12:42,673 --> 00:12:43,423 BLUE KNIGHT! 328 00:12:43,465 --> 00:12:44,548 DANG! 329 00:12:44,590 --> 00:12:45,590 IS THE WINNER! 330 00:12:48,007 --> 00:12:50,798 OKAY, YOU CAN GO NOW. 331 00:12:50,840 --> 00:12:52,799 TIME FOR CHAMPION 332 00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:54,757 TO GET KISS FROM PRINCESS. 333 00:12:54,798 --> 00:12:56,257 [SPRITZING] 334 00:12:58,423 --> 00:12:59,632 [SPRITZING] 335 00:13:01,632 --> 00:13:03,257 YOU'RE NOT THE CHAMPION. 336 00:13:03,298 --> 00:13:05,007 WE'RE TIED. 337 00:13:05,049 --> 00:13:06,066 - THE ONLY THING - YOU CAN KISS 338 00:13:06,090 --> 00:13:07,757 IS YOUR BUTT GOODBYE. 339 00:13:07,798 --> 00:13:09,465 [CLOPPING] 340 00:13:09,507 --> 00:13:11,590 [STARTS CLOPPING] 341 00:13:11,632 --> 00:13:14,673 I ACTUALLY CAN DO THAT! 342 00:13:14,715 --> 00:13:17,156 - YEARS OF MARTIAL ARTS TRAINING - HAVE MADE ME VERY FLEXIBLE. 343 00:13:20,007 --> 00:13:21,858 - [TATER CHUCKLES]: HEH. - LOOK AT ALL THAT PEANUT BUTTER. 344 00:13:21,882 --> 00:13:24,715 EXCELLENT WORK, CAMPERS. 345 00:13:24,757 --> 00:13:26,548 WAIT A MINUTE... 346 00:13:26,590 --> 00:13:29,548 THAT'S MY TENT. 347 00:13:29,590 --> 00:13:30,924 [KIDS SNICKERING] 348 00:13:30,965 --> 00:13:33,381 LISTEN UP, EVERYONE. 349 00:13:33,423 --> 00:13:34,986 IT SEEMS THE METEOR 350 00:13:34,987 --> 00:13:36,548 HAS JUST CHANGED ITS TRAJECTORY 351 00:13:36,590 --> 00:13:38,673 - AND IS NOW ON A COLLISION COURSE - WITH EARTH! 352 00:13:38,715 --> 00:13:40,132 [COLLECTIVELY GASPING] 353 00:13:40,174 --> 00:13:41,798 - EVERYONE, FOLLOW ME - TO THE TELESCOPE. 354 00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:42,924 I MEAN, WHAT COULD BE 355 00:13:42,925 --> 00:13:44,007 MORE ENTICING 356 00:13:44,049 --> 00:13:45,900 - THAN A FRONT-ROW SEAT - TO MANKIND'S EXTINCTION? 357 00:13:45,924 --> 00:13:47,798 [EXCITED MURMURING] 358 00:13:47,840 --> 00:13:49,465 WHO WANTS S'MORES? 359 00:13:49,507 --> 00:13:50,715 [EXCITED GASPING] 360 00:13:55,381 --> 00:13:57,798 [GAME MUSIC PLAYS] 361 00:13:57,840 --> 00:13:59,257 OKAY. 362 00:13:59,298 --> 00:14:01,423 KING'S FEAST OVER. 363 00:14:01,465 --> 00:14:03,590 HOW WAS YOUR TURKEY LEG? 364 00:14:03,632 --> 00:14:05,298 A LITTLE DRY. 365 00:14:05,340 --> 00:14:07,965 TOO BAD. CORN VERY SWEET. 366 00:14:08,007 --> 00:14:09,965 MUCH LIKE VICTORY! 367 00:14:10,007 --> 00:14:11,216 BACK TO BATTLE! 368 00:14:11,257 --> 00:14:12,632 [ROARS]: HUZZAH! 369 00:14:12,673 --> 00:14:14,757 [BOTH CLOPPING] 370 00:14:14,798 --> 00:14:17,257 WAIT! 371 00:14:17,298 --> 00:14:18,924 - I HAVE BIT OF CORN - STUCK IN MY TEETH. 372 00:14:21,174 --> 00:14:22,924 SLAB, I'M SO GLAD 373 00:14:22,925 --> 00:14:24,673 YOU DECIDED TO JOIN US. 374 00:14:24,715 --> 00:14:26,237 I DECIDED TO JOIN THE S'MORES. 375 00:14:26,238 --> 00:14:27,757 NOT YOU. 376 00:14:27,798 --> 00:14:29,320 WHEN THEY'RE GONE, 377 00:14:29,321 --> 00:14:30,840 SO AM I. 378 00:14:30,882 --> 00:14:32,590 EVERYONE, COME QUICK! 379 00:14:32,632 --> 00:14:34,840 UGH. DON'T LISTEN TO HIM. 380 00:14:34,882 --> 00:14:36,423 HAVE SOME MORE S'MORES. 381 00:14:36,465 --> 00:14:37,882 OH! I JUST GOT IT! 382 00:14:37,924 --> 00:14:39,798 SOME... MORES! 383 00:14:42,174 --> 00:14:43,924 LISTEN... 384 00:14:43,965 --> 00:14:46,381 - THE METEOR - IS JUST HIDING THE TRUE THREAT. 385 00:14:46,423 --> 00:14:47,691 - BEHIND IT - IS AN ALIEN SPACESHIP! 386 00:14:47,715 --> 00:14:48,715 [OVERLAPPING]: OOH! AHH! 387 00:14:52,132 --> 00:14:53,632 THEY'RE GONNA BE DISAPPOINTED 388 00:14:53,673 --> 00:14:55,049 WHEN THEY GET HERE 389 00:14:55,090 --> 00:14:56,840 - AND EARTH'S ALREADY BEEN - DESTROYED 390 00:14:56,882 --> 00:14:58,843 - BY THE VERY SAME METEOR - THEY'RE HIDING BEHIND. 391 00:14:59,174 --> 00:15:01,757 "ENJOY SOMETHING IRONIC." 392 00:15:01,798 --> 00:15:03,340 CHECK. 393 00:15:05,965 --> 00:15:07,805 - OBVIOUSLY, THEY COME - FROM A DISTANT GALAXY, 394 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:09,882 WHERE A CIVIL WAR 395 00:15:09,924 --> 00:15:11,278 HAS RENDERED THEIR PLANET 396 00:15:11,279 --> 00:15:12,632 UNINHABITABLE. 397 00:15:12,673 --> 00:15:13,841 SO THEY'VE TRAVELED 398 00:15:13,842 --> 00:15:15,007 THROUGH SPACE, 399 00:15:15,049 --> 00:15:16,466 LOOKING FOR A PLANET 400 00:15:16,467 --> 00:15:17,882 WITH A SIMILAR ATMOSPHERE, 401 00:15:17,924 --> 00:15:19,236 IN ORDER TO ENSLAVE 402 00:15:19,237 --> 00:15:20,548 THE INDIGENOUS PEOPLE. 403 00:15:20,590 --> 00:15:21,548 [PANICKED GASPING] 404 00:15:21,590 --> 00:15:23,840 WAIT A MINUTE. 405 00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:25,340 THAT'S THE PLOT OF, LIKE, 406 00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:26,798 50 SCIENCE-FICTION MOVIES... 407 00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:28,362 INDEPENDENCE DAY, 408 00:15:28,363 --> 00:15:29,882 BATTLEFIELD: EARTH, 409 00:15:29,924 --> 00:15:31,632 - SANTA CLAUS - CONQUERS THE MARTIANS... 410 00:15:31,673 --> 00:15:32,900 - DON'T TALK TO ME - ABOUT SANTA CLAUS. 411 00:15:32,924 --> 00:15:35,381 - YEAR AFTER YEAR, - I ASK HIM FOR CAMPING EQUIPMENT, 412 00:15:35,423 --> 00:15:36,590 BUT WHAT DOES HE BRING ME? 413 00:15:36,632 --> 00:15:39,216 ANOTHER PORCELAIN DOLL. 414 00:15:39,257 --> 00:15:41,715 DON'T YOU SEE WHAT'S GOING ON? 415 00:15:41,757 --> 00:15:43,548 - MR. YOUNG MADE UP THE STORY - TO SCARE US. 416 00:15:43,590 --> 00:15:44,882 HE PROBABLY MADE UP THE PART 417 00:15:44,924 --> 00:15:46,357 - ABOUT THE METEOR - HEADING FOR EARTH, TOO. 418 00:15:46,381 --> 00:15:47,632 [SCOFFS] 419 00:15:47,673 --> 00:15:49,590 MR. YOUNG! 420 00:15:49,632 --> 00:15:52,507 THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. 421 00:15:52,548 --> 00:15:54,132 WE CAN SIT AROUND THE CAMPFIRE 422 00:15:54,133 --> 00:15:55,715 TELLING SCARY STORIES! 423 00:15:55,757 --> 00:15:57,673 - AND THEY FINALLY - FOUND THE BODY 424 00:15:57,715 --> 00:15:58,715 IN THE GENERAL STORE... 425 00:15:58,757 --> 00:16:00,423 [ALL GASP] 426 00:16:00,465 --> 00:16:02,507 AND THE POST OFFICE... 427 00:16:02,548 --> 00:16:04,257 AND THE BARBERSHOP! 428 00:16:04,298 --> 00:16:05,632 [ALL GASPING] 429 00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:06,507 EXCEPT FOR THE FACE. 430 00:16:06,548 --> 00:16:07,840 [YELPS] 431 00:16:07,882 --> 00:16:10,465 THEY NEVER FOUND THE FACE. 432 00:16:13,298 --> 00:16:15,423 [PERKY]: OKAY, WHO'S NEXT? 433 00:16:15,465 --> 00:16:16,590 [TWIG SNAPS] 434 00:16:16,632 --> 00:16:17,882 WAH! IT'S HIM! 435 00:16:17,924 --> 00:16:19,924 IT'S THE FACE-STEALER. 436 00:16:19,965 --> 00:16:21,257 TAKE THE CHILDREN'S FACES! 437 00:16:21,258 --> 00:16:22,548 THEY'RE SMOOTH AND WRINKLE-FREE! 438 00:16:22,590 --> 00:16:24,298 [SQUELCHING] 439 00:16:32,673 --> 00:16:34,798 OKAY... 440 00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:36,798 - I FORGOT ABOUT - THE PEANUT BUTTER. 441 00:16:37,924 --> 00:16:39,216 [TWIG SNAPS] 442 00:16:39,257 --> 00:16:40,465 [ALL GASPING] 443 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,049 THIS IS EXACTLY 444 00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:49,257 WHAT MOMMY SAID WOULD HAPPEN! 445 00:16:49,298 --> 00:16:51,423 I'M COMING, MOMMY! 446 00:16:51,465 --> 00:16:52,798 I'M COMING! 447 00:16:55,673 --> 00:16:56,632 [TWIG SNAPS] 448 00:16:56,673 --> 00:16:57,840 WHO'S THERE? 449 00:16:57,882 --> 00:16:58,924 [???] 450 00:17:01,049 --> 00:17:02,757 AN ALIEN! 451 00:17:02,798 --> 00:17:04,049 ADAM WAS RIGHT! 452 00:17:04,050 --> 00:17:05,298 WE'RE UNDER ATTACK. 453 00:17:05,340 --> 00:17:08,257 LET ME HANDLE THIS. 454 00:17:08,298 --> 00:17:10,257 - GLAR BAKK - CHA SHAR GRAAA! 455 00:17:11,965 --> 00:17:15,174 YOU SPEAK KLINGON? 456 00:17:15,216 --> 00:17:16,757 ACTUALLY, I'M FLUENT 457 00:17:16,758 --> 00:17:18,298 IN 12 ALIEN LANGUAGES, 458 00:17:18,340 --> 00:17:19,757 INCLUDING WOOKIEE, TRIBBLE, 459 00:17:19,758 --> 00:17:21,174 MELMACIAN, AND NA'VI. 460 00:17:23,882 --> 00:17:25,483 - [ROBOTICALLY]: - GREETINGS, EARTHLINGS. 461 00:17:26,548 --> 00:17:27,924 OH, IT SPEAKS ENGLISH. 462 00:17:27,965 --> 00:17:28,965 DO YOU KNOW THAT ONE? 463 00:17:31,548 --> 00:17:33,090 - I HAVE JOURNEYED - FROM THE STARS 464 00:17:33,132 --> 00:17:35,090 WITH A SINGLE PURPOSE... 465 00:17:35,132 --> 00:17:37,507 - TO TEACH YOU - ABOUT SCIENCE AND ASTRONOMY... 466 00:17:37,548 --> 00:17:39,257 SPECIFICALLY METEORS 467 00:17:39,298 --> 00:17:40,778 AND THEIR UNIQUE 468 00:17:40,779 --> 00:17:42,257 METALLURGICAL PROPERTIES. 469 00:17:42,298 --> 00:17:43,423 WILL YOU JOIN ME 470 00:17:43,424 --> 00:17:44,548 ON THIS PATH TO DISCOVERY? 471 00:17:46,715 --> 00:17:47,715 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 472 00:17:47,757 --> 00:17:48,965 HE SEEMS HARMLESS ENOUGH. 473 00:17:49,007 --> 00:17:50,715 BORING, BUT HARMLESS. 474 00:17:52,257 --> 00:17:54,507 HARMLESS? 475 00:17:54,548 --> 00:17:56,399 - DID YOU SEE HOW THOSE MARTIANS - TREATED POOR SANTA? 476 00:17:56,423 --> 00:17:58,381 NO... 477 00:17:58,423 --> 00:17:59,924 [SLOWLY]: I COME IN PEACE. 478 00:18:02,174 --> 00:18:03,507 THAT'S ALIEN CODE 479 00:18:03,508 --> 00:18:04,840 FOR "CONQUER EARTH 480 00:18:04,882 --> 00:18:05,941 - AND USE HUMANS - AS A POWER SOURCE." 481 00:18:05,965 --> 00:18:07,298 GET HIM! 482 00:18:07,340 --> 00:18:08,924 WAIT! NO! NO... 483 00:18:08,965 --> 00:18:09,965 NO, I'M REALLY JUST... 484 00:18:13,216 --> 00:18:14,715 HE'S AWAKE. 485 00:18:14,757 --> 00:18:16,174 THEN, IT'S TIME. 486 00:18:16,216 --> 00:18:18,840 TO... LET ME GO? 487 00:18:18,882 --> 00:18:21,548 NO. FOR THE ALIEN AUTOPSY. 488 00:18:21,590 --> 00:18:23,612 NOW, HOLD OPEN HIS JAW 489 00:18:23,613 --> 00:18:25,632 SO WE CAN REMOVE HIS TONGUE. 490 00:18:25,673 --> 00:18:29,840 STOP! AH! IT'S ME, ADAM! 491 00:18:29,882 --> 00:18:31,798 - I THINK IT JUST SAID - ITS NAME IS ADAM. 492 00:18:33,548 --> 00:18:34,924 THAT'S ADAM'S NAME. 493 00:18:38,174 --> 00:18:39,528 HE'D BE PROUD OF US 494 00:18:39,529 --> 00:18:40,882 FOR DOING A DISSECTION. 495 00:18:40,924 --> 00:18:42,382 [SIGHS]: TOO BAD 496 00:18:42,383 --> 00:18:43,840 HE'S NOT HERE. 497 00:18:43,882 --> 00:18:45,965 SERIOUSLY, IT'S ME, ADAM. 498 00:18:46,007 --> 00:18:47,882 DERBY, THIS IS YOUR COSTUME. 499 00:18:47,924 --> 00:18:49,632 I GOT IT OUT OF YOUR LOCKER. 500 00:18:49,673 --> 00:18:50,820 YOU WORE IT FOR HALLOWEEN 501 00:18:50,821 --> 00:18:51,965 THREE YEARS IN A ROW. 502 00:18:52,007 --> 00:18:53,965 - WOW, YOU'VE REALLY - DONE YOUR RESEARCH. 503 00:18:54,007 --> 00:18:55,924 - I'M IMPRESSED, - STRANGE VISITOR. 504 00:18:55,965 --> 00:18:57,632 ENOUGH TALK! 505 00:18:57,673 --> 00:18:59,236 TIME TO CUT OPEN 506 00:18:59,237 --> 00:19:00,798 THIS CREATURE'S CHEST. 507 00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:01,924 [ADAM-ALIEN SCREAMS] 508 00:19:05,924 --> 00:19:08,924 [EVERYONE BUT ADAM LAUGHS] 509 00:19:08,965 --> 00:19:10,715 - WHY ARE WE - ALL LAUGHING? 510 00:19:10,757 --> 00:19:12,632 - IT'S WORSE - THAN WE THOUGHT. 511 00:19:12,673 --> 00:19:13,903 THEY CAN REMOVE THEIR SKIN 512 00:19:13,904 --> 00:19:15,132 AND LOOK LIKE US. 513 00:19:15,174 --> 00:19:17,965 VERY FUNNY. YOU GOT ME. 514 00:19:18,007 --> 00:19:20,127 - YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN - THE FEAR IN YOUR EYES. CLASSIC! 515 00:19:22,132 --> 00:19:24,423 OKAY... 516 00:19:24,465 --> 00:19:25,715 EVEN I HAVE TO ADMIT 517 00:19:25,716 --> 00:19:26,965 THAT WAS MORE EXCITING 518 00:19:27,007 --> 00:19:29,150 - THAN WATCHING A HUNK OF ROCK - FLOAT HARMLESSLY THROUGH SPACE. 519 00:19:29,174 --> 00:19:32,174 SWEET MARTIAN MAGMA! 520 00:19:32,216 --> 00:19:33,691 - THE METEOR - REALLY HAS CHANGED COURSE. 521 00:19:33,715 --> 00:19:34,632 IT'S HEADING RIGHT FOR US. 522 00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:35,673 LET ME SEE! 523 00:19:35,715 --> 00:19:37,840 OH, NO! 524 00:19:37,882 --> 00:19:39,132 - THERE MUST - BE SOME MISTAKE. 525 00:19:39,174 --> 00:19:41,007 I'LL CLEAR THIS UP. 526 00:19:44,965 --> 00:19:47,090 OH. INTERESTING. 527 00:19:47,132 --> 00:19:48,757 IT IS HEADED RIGHT FOR US. 528 00:19:48,798 --> 00:19:51,257 IT'S HEADED RIGHT FOR US! 529 00:19:51,298 --> 00:19:52,816 - BET YOU ALL WISH YOU HAD - A BUCKET LIST NOW. 530 00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:53,840 I DON'T NEED ONE. 531 00:19:53,882 --> 00:19:55,108 - THERE'S ONLY ONE THING - I WANT TO DO 532 00:19:55,132 --> 00:19:56,132 BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. 533 00:19:56,174 --> 00:19:57,757 ECHO, I LOVE... 534 00:19:57,798 --> 00:19:58,924 [THWACK] 535 00:19:58,965 --> 00:20:00,965 [THUD] 536 00:20:01,007 --> 00:20:02,091 I BET HE WAS GOING TO SAY 537 00:20:02,092 --> 00:20:03,174 "S'MORES." 538 00:20:03,216 --> 00:20:04,299 I MEAN, WHO DOESN'T 539 00:20:04,300 --> 00:20:05,381 LOVE S'MORES? 540 00:20:09,715 --> 00:20:12,025 - I GUESS THE METEOR MOSTLY BURNED - UP IN EARTH'S ATMOSPHERE. 541 00:20:12,049 --> 00:20:13,798 LUCKY FOR MR. YOUNG. 542 00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:15,632 IF IT WAS ANY BIGGER, 543 00:20:15,673 --> 00:20:16,924 IT WOULD HAVE CAVED HIS HEAD IN 544 00:20:16,925 --> 00:20:18,174 LIKE A CANTALOUPE 545 00:20:18,216 --> 00:20:19,466 AND SPLATTERED 546 00:20:19,467 --> 00:20:20,715 HIS BRAINS EVERYWHERE. 547 00:20:20,757 --> 00:20:22,882 ALTHOUGH, ON THE PLUS SIDE, 548 00:20:22,924 --> 00:20:25,404 - IT WOULD'VE HAD A GREAT STORY - TO TELL AT OUR NEXT CAMPFIRE. 549 00:20:26,007 --> 00:20:27,715 I GOTTA SAY... 550 00:20:27,757 --> 00:20:29,465 YOU SCARE ME A LITTLE. 551 00:20:36,257 --> 00:20:38,007 [CLOPPING LIGHTLY] 552 00:20:38,049 --> 00:20:40,965 YOU IN TROUBLE NOW. 553 00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:42,966 THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID 554 00:20:42,967 --> 00:20:44,924 SIX HOURS AGO. 555 00:20:44,965 --> 00:20:46,090 [LANCES THRUST] 556 00:20:46,132 --> 00:20:47,174 [ELECTRONIC FOE GRUNTS] 557 00:20:47,216 --> 00:20:49,216 [CHARACTER DIES] 558 00:20:49,257 --> 00:20:50,049 - [GAME VOICE]: - WINNER: RED KNIGHT! 559 00:20:50,090 --> 00:20:53,090 BEST 351 OUT OF 700? 560 00:20:53,132 --> 00:20:55,049 YOU'RE ON. 561 00:20:55,090 --> 00:20:56,507 - [GAME VOICE]: - GAME... OVER! 562 00:20:56,548 --> 00:20:58,049 [TRUMPET FANFARE PLAYS] 563 00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:00,423 OH, NO... 564 00:21:00,465 --> 00:21:01,715 WE MAX OUT ALL 565 00:21:01,716 --> 00:21:02,965 THE GAME LEVELS! 566 00:21:03,007 --> 00:21:05,007 NOW HOW WE DECIDE 567 00:21:05,049 --> 00:21:06,236 WHO IS TRUE... 568 00:21:06,237 --> 00:21:07,423 ? LORD OF THE LANCE? ?? 569 00:21:07,465 --> 00:21:10,007 I HAVE AN IDEA. 570 00:21:10,049 --> 00:21:12,007 [???] 571 00:21:12,049 --> 00:21:14,007 [TRUMPET FANFARE PLAYS] 572 00:21:16,132 --> 00:21:18,007 [KA-CHUNK] 573 00:21:18,049 --> 00:21:19,049 [THUD] 574 00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:42,241 - YEAH, I DON'T EVEN - WANT TO KNOW. 575 00:21:46,049 --> 00:21:47,257 [WHINNIES] 576 00:21:47,298 --> 00:21:48,924 [NEIGHS] 577 00:21:48,965 --> 00:21:50,298 [???] 578 00:21:50,340 --> 00:21:51,465 [CLANG] 579 00:21:51,507 --> 00:21:53,882 [CRASHING THUD] 580 00:21:53,924 --> 00:21:54,965 [DANG ROARS]: HUZZAH! 581 00:22:03,174 --> 00:22:04,340 [KA-CHINK] 582 00:22:04,381 --> 00:22:05,965 HA! 583 00:22:06,007 --> 00:22:07,590 I WIN! 584 00:22:07,632 --> 00:22:10,882 [SQUEALS]: PRINCESS IS MINE! 585 00:22:10,924 --> 00:22:12,298 HA! 586 00:22:12,340 --> 00:22:14,174 BEST TWO OUT OF THREE? 587 00:22:14,216 --> 00:22:16,090 OKAY. 588 00:22:16,132 --> 00:22:18,423 [LAUGHTER] 589 00:22:21,090 --> 00:22:22,090 [???] 590 00:22:22,140 --> 00:22:26,690 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 37009

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