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WHY? 6 00:00:11,292 --> 00:00:12,563 BECAUSE YOU'RE BUSY 7 00:00:12,564 --> 00:00:13,834 AFTER SCHOOL TODAY. 8 00:00:13,876 --> 00:00:15,084 EVERY FACULTY MEMBER 9 00:00:15,085 --> 00:00:16,292 HAS TO ADVISE A CLUB OR TEAM, 10 00:00:16,334 --> 00:00:19,375 AND LET'S FACE IT... 11 00:00:19,417 --> 00:00:21,138 - [LAUGHING] - YOU'RE NOT ADVISING A TEAM... 12 00:00:23,334 --> 00:00:24,894 - SO, WHAT KIND OF CLUBS - DO YOU HAVE FOR ME? 13 00:00:24,918 --> 00:00:26,250 DRAMA. 14 00:00:26,292 --> 00:00:27,250 OR? 15 00:00:27,292 --> 00:00:28,876 DRAMA. 16 00:00:28,918 --> 00:00:31,042 SO, I DON'T GET A CHOICE? 17 00:00:31,083 --> 00:00:33,375 NO. 18 00:00:33,417 --> 00:00:34,852 - I DECIDED TO ASSIGN YOU - THE SCHOOL PLAY 19 00:00:34,876 --> 00:00:36,167 AFTER GIVING THE MATTER 20 00:00:36,209 --> 00:00:37,609 - A GREAT DEAL - OF CONSIDERATION... 21 00:00:52,667 --> 00:00:54,209 SHOULDN'T THE SCHOOL PLAY 22 00:00:54,250 --> 00:00:55,268 - BE SUPERVISED BY - THE DRAMA TEACHER? 23 00:00:55,292 --> 00:00:58,542 YES, BUT AFTER BUDGET CUTBACKS, 24 00:00:58,584 --> 00:01:00,825 - WE ONLY HAVE HER FOR 45 MINUTES - ONCE EVERY 18 DAYS... 25 00:01:02,209 --> 00:01:03,417 AND SHE'S USUALLY LATE. 26 00:01:05,167 --> 00:01:06,500 HIPPIE... 27 00:01:06,542 --> 00:01:08,834 OKAY, BUT WAIT. 28 00:01:08,876 --> 00:01:10,334 - THERE'S A SCIENCE CLUB, - RIGHT? 29 00:01:10,375 --> 00:01:11,334 WHO'S THE ADVISOR FOR THAT? 30 00:01:11,375 --> 00:01:14,167 GET THESE LEECHES OFF OF ME! 31 00:01:14,209 --> 00:01:16,417 THEY'RE GOOD FOR YOU! 32 00:01:16,459 --> 00:01:17,855 WE ALL NEED A GOOD BLOODLETTING 33 00:01:17,856 --> 00:01:19,250 NOW AND THEN! 34 00:01:19,292 --> 00:01:20,980 WHY IS SHE RUNNING 35 00:01:20,981 --> 00:01:22,667 THE SCIENCE CLUB? 36 00:01:22,709 --> 00:01:24,250 COME BACK HERE, BOY, 37 00:01:24,292 --> 00:01:25,685 - SO I CAN DRILL A HOLE - IN YOUR SKULL 38 00:01:25,709 --> 00:01:28,167 AND RELEASE THE DEMON! 39 00:01:30,792 --> 00:01:32,209 SHE WAS CHOSEN 40 00:01:32,250 --> 00:01:33,811 - AFTER A GREAT DEAL - OF CONSIDERATION. 41 00:01:36,417 --> 00:01:37,334 [???] 42 00:01:37,375 --> 00:01:39,522 ? GOODBYE, SUMMER 43 00:01:39,523 --> 00:01:41,667 HELLO, FALL ? 44 00:01:41,709 --> 00:01:42,709 ? WE'VE BEEN TRYING 45 00:01:42,710 --> 00:01:43,710 TO GET HERE ? 46 00:01:43,751 --> 00:01:45,876 ? SINCE WE BOTH 47 00:01:45,877 --> 00:01:48,000 WERE BARELY TWO FEET TALL ? 48 00:01:48,042 --> 00:01:49,563 ? WHO YOU CALLIN' KID? 49 00:01:49,564 --> 00:01:51,083 WHO YOU CALLIN' KID ? 50 00:01:51,125 --> 00:01:54,000 ? WHO YOU CALLIN' KID? ? 51 00:01:54,042 --> 00:01:55,584 ? COULD CALL ME WHAT YOU WANT ? 52 00:01:55,626 --> 00:01:58,063 ? BUT I WON'T HEAR A WORD WHERE 53 00:01:58,064 --> 00:02:00,500 I AM HID ? 54 00:02:00,542 --> 00:02:02,375 ? WHO YOU CALLIN' KID? ?? 55 00:02:08,167 --> 00:02:09,626 - [DEADPAN] - "AND ALL OUR DAYS 56 00:02:09,667 --> 00:02:11,334 "OF LIGHTED POOLS. 57 00:02:11,375 --> 00:02:13,250 "THE WAY TO DUSTY DEATH. 58 00:02:13,292 --> 00:02:14,417 OUT, OUT, BRIEF CANDLE." 59 00:02:16,375 --> 00:02:18,125 THAT WAS GOOD. 60 00:02:18,167 --> 00:02:19,518 - I REALLY BELIEVED YOU WANTED - THAT BRIEF CANDLE OUT. 61 00:02:19,542 --> 00:02:20,459 WE'LL LET YOU KNOW. 62 00:02:20,500 --> 00:02:21,500 WHEN? 63 00:02:21,542 --> 00:02:22,542 YOU DIDN'T GET THE PART. 64 00:02:28,500 --> 00:02:30,226 - MAN, YOU SHOULD SEE - SOME OF THESE PEOPLE. 65 00:02:30,250 --> 00:02:31,417 WHO, FORTRAN? 66 00:02:31,459 --> 00:02:33,459 YEAH, I SAW HIM IN "LES MIZ." 67 00:02:33,500 --> 00:02:35,000 HIS JEAN VALJEAN 68 00:02:35,001 --> 00:02:36,500 WAS PEDESTRIAN AT BEST. 69 00:02:36,542 --> 00:02:38,343 - I'M STARTING TO REGRET - CHOOSING "MACBETH." 70 00:02:38,375 --> 00:02:39,685 - IS IT TOO TOUGH - FOR HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS? 71 00:02:39,709 --> 00:02:40,959 NOT AT ALL. 72 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:42,209 YOU JUST SIT BACK AND RELAX, 73 00:02:42,250 --> 00:02:43,125 - 'CAUSE YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE - TRANSPORTED 74 00:02:43,167 --> 00:02:44,167 TO ANOTHER PLACE 75 00:02:44,209 --> 00:02:46,375 AND TIME. 76 00:02:46,417 --> 00:02:48,125 YOU'RE INTO DRAMA? 77 00:02:48,167 --> 00:02:49,542 YOU MAY NOT KNOW THIS ABOUT ME, 78 00:02:49,584 --> 00:02:51,626 BUT I HAVE THE GRACE OF AN ANGEL 79 00:02:51,667 --> 00:02:52,959 AND THE SOUL OF A POET, 80 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:56,751 AND THE FEET OF A DUCK. 81 00:02:56,792 --> 00:02:58,251 MY PARENTS WERE UPSET AT FIRST, 82 00:02:58,252 --> 00:02:59,709 BUT I'M AN EXCELLENT SWIMMER. 83 00:02:59,751 --> 00:03:02,542 DERBY... 84 00:03:02,584 --> 00:03:04,106 OKAY, THE TRUTH IS, 85 00:03:04,107 --> 00:03:05,626 I NEED A NEW EXTRA-CURRICULAR. 86 00:03:05,667 --> 00:03:07,584 - IF I FALL ASLEEP - IN SCIENCE CLUB AGAIN, 87 00:03:07,626 --> 00:03:08,834 I'LL WAKE UP WITH 88 00:03:08,835 --> 00:03:10,042 A HOLE IN MY HEAD, 89 00:03:10,083 --> 00:03:11,459 AND I NEED A HOLE IN THE HEAD 90 00:03:11,460 --> 00:03:12,834 LIKE I NEED A... 91 00:03:12,876 --> 00:03:14,167 HOLE IN THE HEAD? 92 00:03:14,209 --> 00:03:16,417 WHAT? NO! 93 00:03:16,459 --> 00:03:18,084 WHY WOULD ANYONE 94 00:03:18,085 --> 00:03:19,709 NEED A HOLE IN THEIR HEAD? 95 00:03:19,751 --> 00:03:21,375 LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT. 96 00:03:25,083 --> 00:03:26,935 - "COME TO MY WOMAN'S BREASTS, AND - TAKE MY MILK FOR GALL, 97 00:03:26,959 --> 00:03:28,250 YOU MURDERING MINISTERS..." 98 00:03:28,292 --> 00:03:29,584 DERBY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 99 00:03:29,626 --> 00:03:31,000 LADY MACBETH. 100 00:03:31,042 --> 00:03:32,167 SHE'S THE BEST CHARACTER. 101 00:03:32,209 --> 00:03:33,667 SHE'S ALSO A LADY. 102 00:03:33,709 --> 00:03:35,250 HER FIRST NAME IS "LADY." 103 00:03:37,167 --> 00:03:38,000 WHEN IT COMES TO SHAKESPEARE, 104 00:03:38,042 --> 00:03:40,626 I'M A TRADITIONALIST, 105 00:03:40,667 --> 00:03:42,268 - AND IN SHAKESPEARE'S TIME, - THE CHICKS WERE PLAYED BY DUDES, 106 00:03:42,292 --> 00:03:43,500 LIKE IN VEGAS. 107 00:03:52,334 --> 00:03:53,709 "OUT, DAMNED SPOT! 108 00:03:53,751 --> 00:03:55,417 "OUT, I SAY! 109 00:03:55,459 --> 00:03:57,500 "HELL IS MURKY. 110 00:03:57,542 --> 00:04:00,500 "FIE, MY LORD, FIE! 111 00:04:00,542 --> 00:04:03,042 "WHAT NEED WE FEAR WHO KNOWS IT, 112 00:04:03,083 --> 00:04:04,167 "WHEN NONE CAN CALL 113 00:04:04,168 --> 00:04:05,250 OUR POWER TO ACCOUNT? 114 00:04:08,209 --> 00:04:10,626 "YET WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT 115 00:04:10,667 --> 00:04:12,647 THE OLD MAN TO HAVE HAD 116 00:04:12,648 --> 00:04:14,626 SO MUCH BLOOD IN HIM." 117 00:04:14,667 --> 00:04:16,542 AND... SCENE! 118 00:04:18,751 --> 00:04:20,542 WOW. 119 00:04:20,584 --> 00:04:21,626 DERBY... 120 00:04:21,667 --> 00:04:24,584 I-I HAVE CHILLS. 121 00:04:24,626 --> 00:04:26,602 - I CANNOT IMAGINE GIVING - THIS PART TO ANYONE BUT... 122 00:04:26,626 --> 00:04:27,689 IS THIS WHERE 123 00:04:27,690 --> 00:04:28,751 WE AUDITION? 124 00:04:28,792 --> 00:04:30,793 - ECHO, CONGRATULATIONS, - YOU'RE OUR LADY MACBETH! 125 00:04:36,417 --> 00:04:38,059 - WE'VE ALL EXPERIENCED - THE TERRIBLE SERVICE 126 00:04:38,083 --> 00:04:39,584 PROVIDED BY THE PONY EXPRESS, 127 00:04:39,626 --> 00:04:40,959 BUT... 128 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:43,500 THANKS TO SCIENCE, 129 00:04:43,542 --> 00:04:45,303 - WE NOW HAVE A NEW WAY - OF SENDING LETTERS. 130 00:04:45,334 --> 00:04:46,500 EMAIL? 131 00:04:46,542 --> 00:04:48,459 WHO SAID "EMU"? 132 00:04:48,500 --> 00:04:51,667 YOU'RE CLOSE! 133 00:04:51,709 --> 00:04:54,209 I'M TALKING ABOUT 134 00:04:54,210 --> 00:04:56,709 CARRIER PIGEONS! 135 00:04:56,751 --> 00:04:58,584 HERE'S A LETTER I WROTE 136 00:04:58,626 --> 00:05:00,647 TO MY GREAT AUNT FANNY 137 00:05:00,648 --> 00:05:02,667 IN CONSTANTINOPLE. 138 00:05:02,709 --> 00:05:04,549 - DERBY, REACH IN - AND GRAB YOURSELF A PIGEON. 139 00:05:06,042 --> 00:05:07,042 WHY IS IT ALWAYS DERBY? 140 00:05:12,709 --> 00:05:13,792 RELAX, THEY WON'T BITE. 141 00:05:13,834 --> 00:05:16,125 AH! AH! AH! 142 00:05:16,167 --> 00:05:17,876 THEY WILL, HOWEVER, 143 00:05:17,918 --> 00:05:19,397 GOUGE YOU 144 00:05:19,398 --> 00:05:20,876 WITH THEIR RAZOR-SHARP TALONS. 145 00:05:20,918 --> 00:05:22,667 AH! OW! OW! 146 00:05:22,709 --> 00:05:24,834 OH! OW! 147 00:05:24,876 --> 00:05:26,626 - HARD TO BELIEVE - GLOBAL COMMUNICATION 148 00:05:26,667 --> 00:05:27,772 WASN'T ALWAYS 149 00:05:27,773 --> 00:05:28,876 THIS EASY. 150 00:05:28,918 --> 00:05:30,876 - I'LL GO GET - SOMETHING 151 00:05:30,918 --> 00:05:32,626 - TO SWEEP UP - THESE FEATHERS 152 00:05:32,667 --> 00:05:33,768 WHILE THE REST OF YOU MARVEL 153 00:05:33,792 --> 00:05:35,233 - AT THE WONDERS - OF MODERN SCIENCE. 154 00:05:36,792 --> 00:05:38,500 OW! CUT IT OUT! 155 00:05:38,542 --> 00:05:39,768 - I HAVE WEBBED FEET, - I'M ONE OF YOU! 156 00:05:39,792 --> 00:05:41,125 [WHIMPERING] 157 00:05:41,167 --> 00:05:43,459 [???] 158 00:05:43,500 --> 00:05:45,226 - I'LL TRY NOT TO KEEP YOU - TOO LATE FOR REHEARSALS. 159 00:05:45,250 --> 00:05:46,417 6:00, MAYBE 7:00. 160 00:05:46,459 --> 00:05:47,685 - OH, MY MOM SAID - I COULD STAY OUT 161 00:05:47,709 --> 00:05:49,250 AS LATE AS I NEED TO. 162 00:05:49,292 --> 00:05:50,355 LIKE I SAID, 10:00, 163 00:05:50,356 --> 00:05:51,417 MAYBE 11:00... 164 00:05:51,459 --> 00:05:53,751 THIRTY. 165 00:05:53,792 --> 00:05:55,001 MR. YOUNG, I READ 166 00:05:55,002 --> 00:05:56,209 A LITTLE OF THIS "MACBETH," 167 00:05:56,250 --> 00:05:57,310 - AND WE SIMPLY CAN'T - PUT IT ON. 168 00:05:57,334 --> 00:05:59,083 WHAT? WHY? 169 00:05:59,125 --> 00:06:01,876 THE PLAY "MACBETH" IS CURSED. 170 00:06:01,918 --> 00:06:03,084 IT'S BAD LUCK TO EVEN 171 00:06:03,085 --> 00:06:04,250 SAY THE NAME "MACBETH." 172 00:06:04,292 --> 00:06:05,439 THAT'S WHY INSTEAD OF 173 00:06:05,440 --> 00:06:06,584 CALLING MACBETH, "MACBETH," 174 00:06:06,626 --> 00:06:07,959 PEOPLE CALL MACBETH, 175 00:06:07,960 --> 00:06:09,292 "THE SCOTTISH PLAY." 176 00:06:09,334 --> 00:06:10,125 - BUT YOU JUST - SAID MACBETH, 177 00:06:10,167 --> 00:06:12,042 LIKE, FIVE TIMES. 178 00:06:12,083 --> 00:06:14,459 FINE. 179 00:06:14,500 --> 00:06:16,459 - WE CAN'T PUT IT ON - BECAUSE IT'S TOO VIOLENT, 180 00:06:16,500 --> 00:06:18,334 AND I PRIDE MYSELF 181 00:06:18,375 --> 00:06:19,768 - ON KEEPING THIS SCHOOL - 100% VIOLENCE FREE. 182 00:06:19,792 --> 00:06:21,000 [PIGEON SCREECHING] 183 00:06:21,042 --> 00:06:22,751 MY EYE! 184 00:06:22,752 --> 00:06:24,459 THE PIGEON TOOK MY EYE! 185 00:06:27,500 --> 00:06:28,647 ALL RIGHT, 186 00:06:28,648 --> 00:06:29,792 THE TRUTH IS, IT'S... 187 00:06:29,834 --> 00:06:31,459 - [WHISPERING] - THE WITCHES! 188 00:06:31,500 --> 00:06:33,042 YOU'RE SCARED OF WITCHES? 189 00:06:33,083 --> 00:06:34,959 ME? NO! NO... 190 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:36,063 BUT SOME OF OUR MORE 191 00:06:36,064 --> 00:06:37,125 FRAGILE STUDENTS MIGHT BE. 192 00:06:37,167 --> 00:06:38,751 SO, NO "MACBETH." 193 00:06:38,792 --> 00:06:40,356 DO, UM, 194 00:06:40,357 --> 00:06:41,918 "ROMEO AND JULIET" INSTEAD. 195 00:06:41,959 --> 00:06:43,001 BUT ECHO IS ALREADY CAST 196 00:06:43,002 --> 00:06:44,042 AS LADY MACBETH. 197 00:06:44,083 --> 00:06:44,959 WELL, NOW SHE'S JULIET. 198 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:46,334 OOH... 199 00:06:46,375 --> 00:06:47,876 PASSION, ROMANCE... 200 00:06:47,918 --> 00:06:49,542 KISSING! 201 00:06:49,584 --> 00:06:51,709 I CANNOT WAIT TO FIND MY ROMEO! 202 00:06:51,751 --> 00:06:53,059 - I-I REALLY DON'T THINK - ANYONE IN THIS SCHOOL 203 00:06:53,083 --> 00:06:54,209 IS AFRAID OF... 204 00:06:54,250 --> 00:06:55,584 - WITCH! - [SCREAMS] 205 00:06:55,626 --> 00:06:56,959 FOUND MY BROOM. 206 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:59,459 [CACKLES] 207 00:06:59,500 --> 00:07:01,834 [CACKLING] 208 00:07:01,876 --> 00:07:03,396 - TAKE THE CHILDREN, - THEY'RE TASTIER! 209 00:07:08,667 --> 00:07:09,772 NOW, ROMEO LIVED 210 00:07:09,773 --> 00:07:10,876 IN THE 16th CENTURY, 211 00:07:10,918 --> 00:07:12,189 LONG BEFORE 212 00:07:12,190 --> 00:07:13,459 BRUSHING AND BATHING, 213 00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:14,894 - SO WE CAN ONLY ASSUME - HE WAS HIDEOUSLY UGLY, 214 00:07:14,918 --> 00:07:16,918 AND PROBABLY A LITTLE RIPE. 215 00:07:16,959 --> 00:07:18,435 - WE WANT OUR PRODUCTION - TO BE REALISTIC, DON'T WE? 216 00:07:18,459 --> 00:07:20,918 I GUESS SO. 217 00:07:20,959 --> 00:07:22,918 [SIGHS OFFICIOUSLY] 218 00:07:22,959 --> 00:07:23,959 TOO HANDSOME... 219 00:07:25,918 --> 00:07:26,918 TOO HANDSOME... 220 00:07:30,334 --> 00:07:31,334 TOO HANDSOME. 221 00:07:35,542 --> 00:07:36,810 - WELL, WE HAVE TO - CAST SOMEBODY. 222 00:07:36,834 --> 00:07:38,083 DON'T WORRY, I'M ON IT. 223 00:07:38,125 --> 00:07:42,918 JULIET, MEET YOUR ROMEO. 224 00:07:42,959 --> 00:07:44,334 UM, REALLY? 225 00:07:44,375 --> 00:07:45,626 SURE. 226 00:07:45,667 --> 00:07:47,584 BANDIT'S GOT CHOPS. 227 00:07:47,626 --> 00:07:49,209 - HEY, READY TO BE - IN A PLAY, BANDIT? 228 00:07:49,250 --> 00:07:51,876 AS LONG AS IT'S NOT " CATS." 229 00:07:51,918 --> 00:07:52,918 [LAUGHS] 230 00:07:56,334 --> 00:07:58,542 "DID MY HEART LOVE TILL NOW? 231 00:07:58,584 --> 00:08:00,918 "FORSWEAR IT, SIGHT! 232 00:08:00,959 --> 00:08:02,793 FOR I NE'ER SAW TRUE BEAUTY 233 00:08:02,794 --> 00:08:04,626 TILL THIS NIGHT." 234 00:08:04,667 --> 00:08:06,083 RUFF! 235 00:08:06,125 --> 00:08:07,518 - OH, AND HE'LL BE GREAT - FOR THE KISSING SCENE. 236 00:08:07,542 --> 00:08:09,667 [SLURPING] 237 00:08:12,792 --> 00:08:14,959 HE'S TALENTED, 238 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:16,959 - BUT I HEAR HE'S - HARD TO WORK WITH. 239 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:18,959 ALSO, HE'S A PUPPET. 240 00:08:21,042 --> 00:08:22,709 DON'T TELL ME 241 00:08:22,751 --> 00:08:24,042 - YOU STILL HAVEN'T - CAST ROMEO. 242 00:08:24,083 --> 00:08:25,188 SO, HUTCH, ARE YOU 243 00:08:25,189 --> 00:08:26,292 BUSY AFTER SCHOOL TODAY? 244 00:08:26,334 --> 00:08:27,500 NOPE. COMPLETELY AVAILABLE. 245 00:08:27,542 --> 00:08:29,459 NOT SIGNED UP 246 00:08:29,500 --> 00:08:30,522 FOR ANY EXTRACURRICULAR 247 00:08:30,523 --> 00:08:31,542 ACTIVITIES AT ALL. 248 00:08:31,584 --> 00:08:32,643 - WHAT ABOUT - HUTCH ANDERSON? 249 00:08:32,667 --> 00:08:34,083 I HEAR HE'S FREE. 250 00:08:34,125 --> 00:08:35,168 PLUS, HE'S TALL, 251 00:08:35,169 --> 00:08:36,209 HANDSOME, 252 00:08:36,250 --> 00:08:37,459 AND HE'S NOT A PUPPET. 253 00:08:37,500 --> 00:08:40,083 I DON'T THINK SO. 254 00:08:40,125 --> 00:08:41,125 WE'RE LOOKING FOR UGLY, 255 00:08:41,167 --> 00:08:43,167 AND HE'S, LIKE, 256 00:08:43,209 --> 00:08:45,083 - THE COMPLETE, - TOTAL OPPOSITE OF UGLY. 257 00:08:45,125 --> 00:08:47,125 I MEAN... 258 00:08:47,167 --> 00:08:49,000 LOOK AT HIM. 259 00:08:50,542 --> 00:08:51,667 MM... 260 00:08:51,709 --> 00:08:54,250 WELL, IT'S SETTLED. 261 00:08:54,292 --> 00:08:55,751 WE'VE FOUND 262 00:08:55,752 --> 00:08:57,209 OUR ROMEO AND JULIET. 263 00:08:57,250 --> 00:08:58,459 WHAT? 264 00:08:58,500 --> 00:08:59,834 I FEEL THE SAME WAY. 265 00:08:59,876 --> 00:09:01,709 NO, I MEANT "WHAT?" 266 00:09:01,751 --> 00:09:03,438 AS IN, "WHAT IS 267 00:09:03,439 --> 00:09:05,125 'ROMEO AND JULIET?'" 268 00:09:05,167 --> 00:09:06,897 IT'S A PLAY WITH 269 00:09:06,898 --> 00:09:08,626 LOTS OF KISSING. 270 00:09:08,667 --> 00:09:10,667 WHAT? 271 00:09:16,292 --> 00:09:17,417 [HAIRDRYER WHIRRING] 272 00:09:20,584 --> 00:09:23,125 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 273 00:09:23,167 --> 00:09:24,584 - MOM LEFT THIS LASAGNA - FOR DINNER 274 00:09:24,626 --> 00:09:26,375 - AND SAID IT NEEDED TO BE - WARMED UP. 275 00:09:26,417 --> 00:09:28,500 WANT SOME? 276 00:09:28,542 --> 00:09:31,792 I CAN ADD SOME SHAVED PARMESAN. 277 00:09:31,834 --> 00:09:33,417 I'M TOO UPSET TO EAT. 278 00:09:33,459 --> 00:09:34,727 - HUTCH AND ECHO - ARE GOING TO SPEND 279 00:09:34,751 --> 00:09:36,125 HOURS AND HOURS TOGETHER, 280 00:09:36,167 --> 00:09:37,584 - REHEARSING - THE KISSING SCENE. 281 00:09:37,626 --> 00:09:38,918 NOT IF WE HAVE 282 00:09:38,919 --> 00:09:40,209 ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT. 283 00:09:40,250 --> 00:09:41,310 - WE'RE GOING TO KEEP - THOSE TWO APART. 284 00:09:41,334 --> 00:09:43,834 WE? 285 00:09:43,876 --> 00:09:46,125 WE'VE NEVER BEEN A "WE" BEFORE. 286 00:09:46,167 --> 00:09:47,292 WELL, WE ARE 287 00:09:47,293 --> 00:09:48,417 ON THE SAME SIDE HERE. 288 00:09:48,459 --> 00:09:49,894 - ARE YOU SUGGESTING - SOME KIND OF... 289 00:09:49,918 --> 00:09:51,626 UNHOLY ALLIANCE? 290 00:09:51,667 --> 00:09:52,834 WHAT? 291 00:09:52,876 --> 00:09:55,292 NO. 292 00:09:55,334 --> 00:09:56,852 - I'M SUGGESTING TWO ORDINARILY - HOSTILE FACTIONS 293 00:09:56,876 --> 00:09:58,792 JOIN FORCES 294 00:09:58,834 --> 00:10:00,351 - IN A SINISTER CONSPIRACY - AGAINST A THIRD PARTY 295 00:10:00,375 --> 00:10:04,209 OUT OF MUTUAL SELF-INTEREST. 296 00:10:04,250 --> 00:10:05,792 MY MISTAKE. 297 00:10:17,918 --> 00:10:19,083 GOOD NEWS. 298 00:10:19,125 --> 00:10:20,083 I GAVE HUTCH A DETENTION. 299 00:10:20,125 --> 00:10:21,542 [SPLUTTERS] 300 00:10:21,584 --> 00:10:22,959 WHAT? 301 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:25,000 BUT I GOT ECHO DETENTION! 302 00:10:25,042 --> 00:10:26,375 DETENTION? 303 00:10:26,417 --> 00:10:27,292 THAT IS SO UNFAIR. 304 00:10:27,334 --> 00:10:29,250 THOSE AREN'T EVEN MINE! 305 00:10:29,292 --> 00:10:30,310 - THEY CERTAINLY AREN'T, - YOUNG LADY. 306 00:10:30,334 --> 00:10:32,584 THEY BELONG TO THE AQUARIUM, 307 00:10:32,626 --> 00:10:34,826 - AND THEY WANT THEIR ENDANGERED - SEA TURTLE EGGS BACK! 308 00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:39,167 IT SEEMED THE SIMPLEST WAY. 309 00:10:39,209 --> 00:10:40,834 ECHO. 310 00:10:40,876 --> 00:10:42,101 - SINCE WE'RE BOTH - GOING TO BE IN DETENTION, 311 00:10:42,125 --> 00:10:43,268 - WHY DON'T WE - WORK ON THE PLAY? 312 00:10:43,292 --> 00:10:44,918 AWESOME! 313 00:10:44,959 --> 00:10:47,375 I'M FEELING A LITTLE AWKWARD 314 00:10:47,417 --> 00:10:48,602 - ABOUT SOME OF - THE ROMANTIC STUFF. 315 00:10:48,626 --> 00:10:50,918 I HEAR YOU, 316 00:10:50,959 --> 00:10:52,085 BUT, IF YOU 317 00:10:52,086 --> 00:10:53,209 GET NERVOUS, 318 00:10:53,250 --> 00:10:54,125 JUST LOOK INTO MY EYES. 319 00:10:54,167 --> 00:10:55,459 [GIGGLES] 320 00:10:55,500 --> 00:10:56,500 OKAY. 321 00:11:03,626 --> 00:11:05,059 - GREAT, THEY'LL PROBABLY GO - STRAIGHT TO THE KISSING SCENE. 322 00:11:05,083 --> 00:11:06,292 WHICH SCENE? 323 00:11:06,334 --> 00:11:07,918 THERE'S A WITCH SCENE? 324 00:11:07,959 --> 00:11:08,959 [SHRIEKS IN FEAR] 325 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,292 [EGGS SMASH] 326 00:11:13,626 --> 00:11:15,751 OKAY. 327 00:11:15,792 --> 00:11:17,393 - "ROMEO AND JULIET," - THE FAMOUS BALCONY SCENE. 328 00:11:17,417 --> 00:11:18,435 - GREAT, I'LL - HEAD UP THERE NOW. 329 00:11:18,459 --> 00:11:20,459 OH, NO NEED. 330 00:11:20,500 --> 00:11:21,661 - HUTCH IS ALREADY - IN PLACE. 331 00:11:24,584 --> 00:11:26,855 BUT ISN'T JULIET SUPPOSED 332 00:11:26,856 --> 00:11:29,125 TO BE ON THE BALCONY? 333 00:11:29,167 --> 00:11:32,626 YEAH, I-I DID A LITTLE REWRITE. 334 00:11:32,667 --> 00:11:35,334 YOU REWROTE SHAKESPEARE? 335 00:11:35,375 --> 00:11:36,667 JUST A FEW NIPS AND TUCKS. 336 00:11:36,709 --> 00:11:38,459 - IRONED OUT THE ROUGH SPOTS, - NO BIG. 337 00:11:38,500 --> 00:11:40,417 - OKAY, PEOPLE, - LET'S RUN THROUGH IT. 338 00:11:44,375 --> 00:11:46,375 "WHAT'S IN A NAME? 339 00:11:46,417 --> 00:11:48,500 "THAT WHICH WE CALL A ROSE 340 00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:49,751 BY ANY OTHER WORD 341 00:11:49,752 --> 00:11:50,959 WOULD SMELL AS SWEET." 342 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,668 UH, IT SAYS HERE 343 00:11:52,669 --> 00:11:54,334 I'M SUPPOSED TO FALL? 344 00:11:54,375 --> 00:11:56,959 DON'T FORGET THE 345 00:11:56,960 --> 00:11:59,542 "TO YOUR DEATH" PART. 346 00:11:59,584 --> 00:12:01,252 IS THERE GOING TO BE 347 00:12:01,253 --> 00:12:02,918 A MAT OR SOMETHING? 348 00:12:02,959 --> 00:12:05,250 THIS IS SHAKESPEARE. 349 00:12:05,292 --> 00:12:07,167 - THE MAT WASN'T INVENTED - UNTIL 1835, 350 00:12:07,209 --> 00:12:09,042 BY A GUY NAMED... 351 00:12:09,083 --> 00:12:10,083 MATT! 352 00:12:12,375 --> 00:12:14,292 IF ROMEO DIES, 353 00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:16,292 - HE WON'T BE AROUND - FOR THE REST OF THE PLAY. 354 00:12:16,334 --> 00:12:20,125 WOW, I DID NOT THINK OF THAT. 355 00:12:20,167 --> 00:12:21,459 SURE, YOU'LL HAVE 356 00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:23,584 A BRIEF MOURNING PERIOD, 357 00:12:23,626 --> 00:12:24,709 BUT YOU'LL FIND FULFILLMENT 358 00:12:24,710 --> 00:12:25,792 WHEN YOU JOIN A NUNNERY, 359 00:12:25,834 --> 00:12:27,310 - AND SPEND THE REST OF THE PLAY - HELPING THE NEEDY, 360 00:12:27,334 --> 00:12:28,292 AND NEVER TOUCHING ANOTHER MAN, 361 00:12:28,334 --> 00:12:30,375 EVER AGAIN. 362 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,834 ADAM, THIS ISN'T RIGHT. 363 00:12:32,876 --> 00:12:34,126 ROMEO DOESN'T DIE UNTIL 364 00:12:34,127 --> 00:12:35,375 THE TOMB SCENE AT THE END. 365 00:12:35,417 --> 00:12:37,137 - WELL, WAY TO RUIN IT - FOR THE REST OF US. 366 00:12:37,167 --> 00:12:38,584 WHY DON'T YOU JUST 367 00:12:38,626 --> 00:12:40,834 CALL THIS PLAY "ROMEO AND... 368 00:12:40,876 --> 00:12:43,167 SPOILER ALERT"? 369 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,334 TODAY'S SCIENCE CLUB TOPIC 370 00:12:47,335 --> 00:12:48,667 IS THE LIFE CYCLE. 371 00:12:48,709 --> 00:12:50,292 TELL ME, 372 00:12:50,334 --> 00:12:53,250 WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SOMEONE DIES? 373 00:12:53,292 --> 00:12:54,730 PEOPLE BRING A LOT OF 374 00:12:54,731 --> 00:12:56,167 CABBAGE ROLLS TO YOUR HOUSE, 375 00:12:56,209 --> 00:12:58,167 WHICH IS GREAT, 376 00:12:58,168 --> 00:13:00,125 BECAUSE I LOVE CABBAGE ROLLS. 377 00:13:00,167 --> 00:13:02,584 HORSE PUCKY! 378 00:13:02,626 --> 00:13:04,022 WHEN WE DIE, WE GO TO MEET 379 00:13:04,023 --> 00:13:05,417 THE SUN GOD, RA... 380 00:13:08,125 --> 00:13:09,542 BUT IF HE'S GOING TO 381 00:13:09,543 --> 00:13:10,959 CHOOSE YOU AS HIS BRIDE, 382 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,584 YOU NEED TO LOOK YOUR BEST, 383 00:13:12,626 --> 00:13:13,542 AND NOTHING PRESERVES 384 00:13:13,584 --> 00:13:16,042 YOUR YOUTHFUL GLOW 385 00:13:16,083 --> 00:13:19,626 LIKE MUMMIFICATION. 386 00:13:26,292 --> 00:13:27,960 DOES THIS THING 387 00:13:27,961 --> 00:13:29,626 HAVE A FLY? 388 00:13:29,667 --> 00:13:32,792 NOW, BEFORE WE WRAP THE HEAD, 389 00:13:32,834 --> 00:13:34,083 WE NEED TO REMOVE THE BRAIN. 390 00:13:35,792 --> 00:13:36,918 WHAT? 391 00:13:36,959 --> 00:13:39,751 ONE CHUNK AT A TIME, 392 00:13:39,792 --> 00:13:41,792 THROUGH THE NOSE, 393 00:13:41,834 --> 00:13:44,250 WITH THIS HOOK. 394 00:13:44,292 --> 00:13:46,667 [SCREAMS IN PANIC] 395 00:13:46,709 --> 00:13:47,667 WOW. 396 00:13:47,709 --> 00:13:49,167 NO FLY, 397 00:13:49,209 --> 00:13:50,584 BUT CONVENIENTLY 398 00:13:50,585 --> 00:13:51,959 ABSORBENT. 399 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,500 [SCREAMING] 400 00:13:56,459 --> 00:13:59,667 DON'T WORRY, HE WON'T GET FAR. 401 00:13:59,709 --> 00:14:01,417 THE PHARAOH'S GUARDS 402 00:14:01,418 --> 00:14:03,125 ARE EVERYWHERE. 403 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,876 ALL RIGHT, 404 00:14:06,918 --> 00:14:08,101 - ROMEO MADE IT - TO THE FINAL SCENE, 405 00:14:08,125 --> 00:14:11,709 AS YOU CRY-BABIES INSISTED, 406 00:14:11,751 --> 00:14:13,563 BUT NOW JULIET WAKES UP 407 00:14:13,564 --> 00:14:15,375 AND SEES HIS DEAD BODY, 408 00:14:15,417 --> 00:14:16,976 - WHICH HAS STARTED TO ROT - AND EMIT A FOUL STENCH. 409 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:20,542 EW. 410 00:14:20,584 --> 00:14:21,935 - THAT'S EXACTLY THE ATTITUDE - I WANT YOU TO HAVE 411 00:14:21,959 --> 00:14:22,709 IN THIS SCENE... 412 00:14:22,751 --> 00:14:23,667 "EW!" 413 00:14:23,709 --> 00:14:24,709 AND, GO. 414 00:14:30,751 --> 00:14:33,626 "WHAT'S HERE? 415 00:14:33,667 --> 00:14:35,480 "A CUP CLOSED 416 00:14:35,481 --> 00:14:37,292 IN MY TRUE LOVE'S HAND? 417 00:14:37,334 --> 00:14:38,751 POISON, I SEE, 418 00:14:38,752 --> 00:14:40,167 HATH BEEN HIS TIMELESS END." 419 00:14:40,209 --> 00:14:41,250 GOOD, GOOD. 420 00:14:41,292 --> 00:14:42,292 NOW, TAKE HIS DAGGER... 421 00:14:44,292 --> 00:14:45,167 AND STAB HIM! 422 00:14:45,209 --> 00:14:46,542 STAB HIM? 423 00:14:46,584 --> 00:14:47,459 STAB HIM? 424 00:14:47,500 --> 00:14:48,918 YEAH! 425 00:14:48,959 --> 00:14:50,167 - ROMEO LEFT YOU. - YOU'RE MAD. 426 00:14:50,209 --> 00:14:51,834 BUT HE'S ALREADY DEAD. 427 00:14:51,876 --> 00:14:54,292 YEAH, I'M ALREADY DEAD. 428 00:14:54,334 --> 00:14:57,834 BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY. 429 00:14:57,876 --> 00:14:59,918 AND WE'RE STABBING. 430 00:14:59,959 --> 00:15:01,125 AND WE'RE STABBING... 431 00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:03,834 I'M SUPPOSED TO KISS HIM. 432 00:15:03,876 --> 00:15:05,252 MODERN AUDIENCES 433 00:15:05,253 --> 00:15:06,626 DON'T LIKE KISSING. 434 00:15:06,667 --> 00:15:08,293 THEY COME TO THE THEATRE 435 00:15:08,294 --> 00:15:09,918 FOR STABBING... 436 00:15:09,959 --> 00:15:11,167 THIS IS CRAZY. 437 00:15:11,209 --> 00:15:12,476 WE'RE DOING THE PLAY AS WRITTEN. 438 00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:14,000 AS WRITTEN BY ME? 439 00:15:14,042 --> 00:15:15,250 [EVERYONE]: NO! 440 00:15:20,876 --> 00:15:22,792 "BUT, SOFT! 441 00:15:22,834 --> 00:15:24,334 "WHAT LIGHT THROUGH 442 00:15:24,335 --> 00:15:25,834 YONDER WINDOW BREAKS? 443 00:15:25,876 --> 00:15:27,272 "IT IS THE EAST, 444 00:15:27,273 --> 00:15:28,667 AND JULIET IS THE SUN... 445 00:15:28,709 --> 00:15:30,542 "ARISE, FAIR SUN. 446 00:15:30,584 --> 00:15:32,000 KILL THE ENVIOUS MOON..." 447 00:15:32,042 --> 00:15:33,667 - SURE, IT'S ALL - LOVEY DOVEY NOW, 448 00:15:33,709 --> 00:15:35,125 - BUT WE KNOW - HOW THIS ENDS. 449 00:15:35,167 --> 00:15:37,209 ROMEO DIES, 450 00:15:37,250 --> 00:15:38,667 - AND I THINK - WE CAN SAFELY ASSUME 451 00:15:38,709 --> 00:15:40,376 IT'S THE WORK 452 00:15:40,377 --> 00:15:42,042 OF WITCHES. 453 00:15:42,083 --> 00:15:43,292 - "...ART MORE FAIR - THAN SHE. 454 00:15:43,334 --> 00:15:45,001 "BE NOT HER MAID 455 00:15:45,002 --> 00:15:46,667 SINCE SHE IS ENVIOUS. 456 00:15:46,709 --> 00:15:47,500 - OH, GREAT, THEY'RE - PERFECT TOGETHER. 457 00:15:47,542 --> 00:15:49,042 DON'T WORRY. 458 00:15:49,083 --> 00:15:50,792 - WHEN YOU FAILED - THE UNHOLY ALLIANCE, 459 00:15:50,834 --> 00:15:52,334 - I TOOK MATTERS - INTO MY OWN HANDS. 460 00:15:52,375 --> 00:15:53,626 MEET YOUR NEW 461 00:15:53,627 --> 00:15:54,876 MAKE-UP GIRL. 462 00:15:54,918 --> 00:15:56,834 - HOW IS THAT - GOING TO HELP? 463 00:15:56,876 --> 00:15:58,584 - SOON, HUTCH AND ECHO - ARE GOING TO KISS. 464 00:15:58,626 --> 00:16:01,292 THEN THEY'LL DATE, 465 00:16:01,334 --> 00:16:02,605 MAKE OUT BY THE LOCKERS 466 00:16:02,606 --> 00:16:03,876 IN FRONT OF MY CLASSROOM, 467 00:16:03,918 --> 00:16:04,935 - INVITE ME TO THEIR - DESTINATION WEDDING 468 00:16:04,959 --> 00:16:06,083 IN BERMUDA, 469 00:16:06,125 --> 00:16:07,351 - EVEN THOUGH THEY KNOW - THERE'S NO WAY 470 00:16:07,375 --> 00:16:08,793 I COULD TAKE THE TIME 471 00:16:08,794 --> 00:16:10,209 OFF WORK, 472 00:16:10,250 --> 00:16:11,647 BUT I GUESS I'M EXPECTED 473 00:16:11,648 --> 00:16:13,042 TO GET THEM A GIFT ANYWAY... 474 00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:17,667 - AND THEN - THEY INVITE ME OVER 475 00:16:17,709 --> 00:16:19,000 FOR CHRISTMAS DINNER, 476 00:16:19,042 --> 00:16:21,167 LIKE THEY DO EVERY YEAR, 477 00:16:21,209 --> 00:16:22,480 BECAUSE POOR, SINGLE ADAM 478 00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:23,751 HAS NOWHERE ELSE TO GO, 479 00:16:23,792 --> 00:16:25,876 AND WHO'S THE DESPERATE CAT LADY 480 00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:26,939 THEY'RE TRYING TO 481 00:16:26,940 --> 00:16:27,959 SET ME UP WITH THIS YEAR? 482 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:28,876 FINAL SCENE. 483 00:16:28,918 --> 00:16:30,792 YOU'RE UP, ROMEO. 484 00:16:30,834 --> 00:16:32,876 [AUDIENCE APPLAUDING] 485 00:16:32,918 --> 00:16:34,334 - OH, LOOK, - THERE'S THE GRAVY BOAT 486 00:16:34,375 --> 00:16:35,668 I BOUGHT THEM 487 00:16:35,669 --> 00:16:36,959 FOR THEIR WEDDING. 488 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,834 I KNOW THEY DON'T USE IT 489 00:16:38,835 --> 00:16:40,667 WHEN I'M NOT HERE. 490 00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:41,980 OH, SURE, UNCLE ADAM 491 00:16:41,981 --> 00:16:43,250 WILL BABYSIT OVER NEW YEAR'S, 492 00:16:43,292 --> 00:16:44,896 YEAH, SO YOU TWO CAN HAVE 493 00:16:44,897 --> 00:16:46,500 A ROMANTIC WEEKEND IN CABO, 494 00:16:46,542 --> 00:16:47,918 AND THE WORST PART IS, 495 00:16:47,959 --> 00:16:49,501 I LOVE SPENDING TIME 496 00:16:49,502 --> 00:16:51,042 WITH THOSE KIDS. 497 00:16:51,083 --> 00:16:52,459 SO WELL BEHAVED... 498 00:16:52,500 --> 00:16:54,959 AND BEAUTIFUL. 499 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:58,709 MAN, THEY MAKE BEAUTIFUL KIDS. 500 00:16:58,751 --> 00:17:00,251 "COME, BITTER CONDUCT, 501 00:17:00,252 --> 00:17:01,751 COME, UNSAVORY GUIDE! 502 00:17:01,792 --> 00:17:03,459 "THOU DESPERATE PILOT, 503 00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:04,727 - "NOW AT ONCE RUN ON - THE DASHING ROCKS 504 00:17:04,751 --> 00:17:07,584 THY SEASICK, WEARY BARK." 505 00:17:07,626 --> 00:17:09,083 [SIGHS] 506 00:17:09,125 --> 00:17:12,292 "HERE'S TO MY LOVE." 507 00:17:12,334 --> 00:17:13,584 [COUGHING] 508 00:17:13,626 --> 00:17:15,876 "O TRUE APOTHECARY! 509 00:17:15,918 --> 00:17:17,083 THY DRUGS ARE QUICK." 510 00:17:18,876 --> 00:17:19,959 [CHOKING BACK TEARS] 511 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,101 - EVEN THOUGH I KNEW - IT WAS COMING, 512 00:17:21,125 --> 00:17:22,834 IT STILL GOT ME. 513 00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:23,959 ROMEO'S DEAD. 514 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:27,042 HE'S GONE. 515 00:17:27,083 --> 00:17:29,042 HE'LL NEVER STIR AGAIN. 516 00:17:31,959 --> 00:17:33,334 [CROWD MURMURING] 517 00:17:37,792 --> 00:17:40,083 HE'S ALIVE! 518 00:17:40,125 --> 00:17:44,459 YOU CAN'T WRITE THIS STUFF! 519 00:17:44,500 --> 00:17:46,250 - AND AS WE SIT ACROSS - THE BRIDGE TABLE 520 00:17:46,292 --> 00:17:47,560 - IN THE NURSING HOME - WE SHARE, 521 00:17:47,584 --> 00:17:49,018 - SHE CONFESSES THAT SHE HAD - A LITTLE CRUSH ON ME 522 00:17:49,042 --> 00:17:50,167 BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL, 523 00:17:50,209 --> 00:17:51,500 BUT DIDN'T ACT ON IT 524 00:17:51,542 --> 00:17:53,101 - BECAUSE SHE ASSUMED - I HAD NO FEELINGS FOR HER! 525 00:17:53,125 --> 00:17:54,852 - OH, IF ONLY I COULD GO BACK - AND DO THINGS DIFFERENTLY, 526 00:17:54,876 --> 00:17:57,709 BUT NO, 527 00:17:57,751 --> 00:17:58,876 THE PAST IS THE PAST. 528 00:17:58,918 --> 00:17:59,792 [SLAP] 529 00:17:59,834 --> 00:18:01,792 OW! 530 00:18:01,834 --> 00:18:03,209 - WOULD YOU - SNAP OUT OF IT? 531 00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:04,543 I TOLD YOU 532 00:18:04,544 --> 00:18:05,834 I'D TAKE CARE OF IT. 533 00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:06,876 AH, A POX! 534 00:18:08,709 --> 00:18:10,125 A POX ON BOTH MY ELBOWS! 535 00:18:10,167 --> 00:18:11,209 [YELPING IN DISCOMFORT] 536 00:18:15,792 --> 00:18:17,083 ITCHING POWDER? 537 00:18:17,125 --> 00:18:18,393 - I BOUGHT IT - AT THE JOKE SHOP. 538 00:18:18,417 --> 00:18:20,417 ALONG WITH THESE X-RAY SPECS. 539 00:18:22,584 --> 00:18:25,083 [LAUGHS] 540 00:18:25,125 --> 00:18:26,918 AT LEAST YOU'RE SMART. 541 00:18:29,459 --> 00:18:30,542 SORRY, FOLKS. 542 00:18:30,584 --> 00:18:32,209 I GUESS THE SHOW IS OVER. 543 00:18:32,250 --> 00:18:33,334 [CROWD GROANS] 544 00:18:33,375 --> 00:18:34,834 AW, MAN. 545 00:18:34,876 --> 00:18:35,626 RIGHT BEFORE THE KISS! 546 00:18:35,667 --> 00:18:36,876 NO, NO! 547 00:18:36,918 --> 00:18:38,083 THE SHOW MUST GO ON! 548 00:18:40,584 --> 00:18:41,584 [ROARS IN EFFORT] 549 00:18:44,250 --> 00:18:47,751 I LIKE TO BE PREPARED. 550 00:18:47,792 --> 00:18:49,876 - DO YOU HAVE ANY - OTHER COSTUMES ON UNDER THERE? 551 00:18:51,667 --> 00:18:53,167 NOPE. 552 00:18:59,417 --> 00:19:01,709 "WHAT'S HERE? 553 00:19:01,751 --> 00:19:03,084 "A CUP, CLOSED 554 00:19:03,085 --> 00:19:04,417 IN MY TRUE LOVE'S HAND? 555 00:19:04,459 --> 00:19:06,271 POISON, I SEE, HATH BEEN 556 00:19:06,272 --> 00:19:08,083 HIS TIMELESS END." 557 00:19:11,876 --> 00:19:14,250 GIVE MY LOVE TO AUNT FANNY. 558 00:19:14,292 --> 00:19:16,375 I HOPE SHE ENJOYS THESE COOKIES. 559 00:19:18,834 --> 00:19:19,834 - [THUD] - OW! 560 00:19:21,042 --> 00:19:22,250 THAT'S THE WITCH! 561 00:19:22,292 --> 00:19:25,125 I KNEW THERE WAS A WITCH! 562 00:19:25,167 --> 00:19:27,626 THAT'S IT, I'M DONE! 563 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,250 - NO, NO, WE HAVEN'T - KISSED YET! 564 00:19:29,292 --> 00:19:31,250 WELL, FIND SOMEONE ELSE. 565 00:19:31,292 --> 00:19:32,602 - BUT NO ONE CAN PLAY JULIET - BUT YOU! 566 00:19:32,626 --> 00:19:34,459 NONSENSE. 567 00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:36,209 - LIKE YOU SAID, - THE SHOW MUST GO ON. 568 00:19:36,250 --> 00:19:37,560 - WE'LL JUST USE - THE NEXT BEST ACTRESS. 569 00:19:37,584 --> 00:19:38,584 AT YOUR SERVICE! 570 00:19:57,792 --> 00:19:59,751 "WHAT'S HERE? 571 00:19:59,792 --> 00:20:01,584 "A CUP, CLOSED 572 00:20:01,585 --> 00:20:03,375 IN MY TRUE LOVE'S HAND? 573 00:20:03,417 --> 00:20:05,147 POISON, I SEE, 574 00:20:05,148 --> 00:20:06,876 HATH BEEN HIS TIMELESS END." 575 00:20:06,918 --> 00:20:08,834 "I WILL KISS THY LIPS. 576 00:20:08,876 --> 00:20:09,876 HAPLY SOME POISON 577 00:20:09,877 --> 00:20:10,877 YET DOTH HANG ON THEM." 578 00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:15,584 MM-MM, MM-MM, MM-MM! 579 00:20:15,626 --> 00:20:16,793 [FIRMLY] 580 00:20:16,794 --> 00:20:17,959 "I WILL KISS THY LIPS." 581 00:20:22,125 --> 00:20:23,250 AND WE'RE STABBING. 582 00:20:23,292 --> 00:20:23,876 AND WE'RE STABBING... 583 00:20:23,918 --> 00:20:25,167 [SCREAMS] 584 00:20:25,209 --> 00:20:26,167 AND WE'RE STABBING, 585 00:20:26,209 --> 00:20:27,959 AND WE'RE STABBING! 586 00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:33,167 [CROWD MURMURS IN CONFUSION] 587 00:20:33,209 --> 00:20:34,667 YOU JUST CANNOT WRITE 588 00:20:34,668 --> 00:20:36,125 THIS STUFF! 589 00:20:43,334 --> 00:20:44,334 [???] 590 00:20:46,876 --> 00:20:49,334 COME ON, COME ON. 591 00:20:49,375 --> 00:20:50,375 COME ON. 592 00:20:54,334 --> 00:20:56,334 [SQUEALS] 593 00:20:56,375 --> 00:20:57,500 TRIP TO ARUBA! 594 00:20:59,417 --> 00:21:01,292 [ORGAN PLAYS A FLOURISH] 595 00:21:01,334 --> 00:21:02,667 YEAH! 596 00:21:02,709 --> 00:21:03,896 WHOO! 597 00:21:03,897 --> 00:21:05,083 WHOO-HOO-HOO! 598 00:21:08,834 --> 00:21:10,209 [FIREWORKS SIZZLE AND POP] 599 00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:11,250 YES! YES! 600 00:21:16,792 --> 00:21:17,792 WHOO! 601 00:21:23,834 --> 00:21:25,250 [MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY] 602 00:21:25,292 --> 00:21:27,042 WHAT AM I DOING? 603 00:21:27,083 --> 00:21:28,667 THE SCHOOL CAN'T AFFORD 604 00:21:28,668 --> 00:21:30,250 A TRIP TO ARUBA, 605 00:21:30,292 --> 00:21:32,773 - ESPECIALLY NOT AFTER SPENDING - ALL THAT MONEY ON THIS WHEEL. 606 00:21:38,334 --> 00:21:40,000 - [CLAPPING] - COME ON... 607 00:21:40,042 --> 00:21:41,042 [???] 608 00:21:41,092 --> 00:21:45,642 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 37606

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