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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,918 --> 00:00:08,918 IVY, WHY THE LONG FACE? 2 00:00:09,918 --> 00:00:10,751 I'M TOTALLY DEPRESSED, 3 00:00:10,792 --> 00:00:12,209 AND YOU CHOOSE NOW 4 00:00:12,250 --> 00:00:13,730 - TO CRITICIZE - THE SHAPE OF MY HEAD? 5 00:00:14,751 --> 00:00:17,250 I MEANT, WHY SO GLUM? 6 00:00:17,292 --> 00:00:19,000 - I GOT A WARNING LETTER - FROM THE SCHOOL. 7 00:00:19,042 --> 00:00:20,268 - IF I DON'T COMPLETE - MY COMMUNITY VOLUNTEER HOURS, 8 00:00:20,292 --> 00:00:21,918 I CAN'T GRADUATE. 9 00:00:21,959 --> 00:00:23,059 - HOW MANY HOURS - DO YOU HAVE LEFT? 10 00:00:23,083 --> 00:00:24,083 ALL OF THEM. 11 00:00:25,667 --> 00:00:26,768 - IT'S BEEN A SLOW - COUPLE OF YEARS 12 00:00:26,792 --> 00:00:29,042 FOR HELPING OTHERS. 13 00:00:29,083 --> 00:00:30,476 - WELL, I COULD USE - AN EXTRA SET OF HANDS 14 00:00:30,500 --> 00:00:31,292 AT THE SCHOOL CARNIVAL. 15 00:00:31,334 --> 00:00:33,709 FORGET IT. 16 00:00:33,751 --> 00:00:36,018 - I CAN'T BE SEEN HELPING OTHERS - IN FRONT OF PEOPLE I KNOW. 17 00:00:36,042 --> 00:00:37,250 YOU COULD WEAR A DISGUISE. 18 00:00:39,250 --> 00:00:40,751 - EVERY CARNIVAL - NEEDS A CLOWN, 19 00:00:40,792 --> 00:00:43,042 AND, UH... [CHUCKLES] 20 00:00:43,083 --> 00:00:44,959 - YOU ALREADY - HAVE THE EXPERIENCE. 21 00:00:47,500 --> 00:00:48,542 I'LL DO IT! 22 00:00:48,584 --> 00:00:50,000 WHAT? 23 00:00:50,042 --> 00:00:51,605 I THINK 24 00:00:51,606 --> 00:00:53,167 THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. 25 00:00:53,209 --> 00:00:55,334 - AND I KNOW JUST WHERE - TO GET THE CLOWNIEST OUTFIT 26 00:00:55,375 --> 00:00:57,167 - WITH THE MOST - RIDICULOUS COLOURS. 27 00:00:57,209 --> 00:00:59,089 - MOM, IF YOU NEED ME, - I'LL BE IN YOUR CLOSET. 28 00:01:02,334 --> 00:01:03,852 - OH, UM, YOU KNOW - I DON'T LIKE MY PANCAKES 29 00:01:03,876 --> 00:01:05,000 TOO FLUFFY. 30 00:01:05,042 --> 00:01:06,167 OH, THIS ISN'T FOR YOU. 31 00:01:06,209 --> 00:01:07,268 - IT'S A LITTLE SOMETHING - I'M WHIPPING UP 32 00:01:07,292 --> 00:01:09,083 FOR THE CARNIVAL. 33 00:01:09,125 --> 00:01:10,726 - WOW, YOU'RE REALLY INTO IT - THIS YEAR. 34 00:01:10,751 --> 00:01:12,209 MY JOB IS TO MAKE SURE 35 00:01:12,250 --> 00:01:13,584 IT'S A BIG MONEYMAKER. 36 00:01:13,626 --> 00:01:14,976 - DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE KEY - TO THAT IS? 37 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:17,334 LONG-FACED CLOWNS? 38 00:01:17,375 --> 00:01:19,417 [IVY]: I HEARD THAT! 39 00:01:19,459 --> 00:01:20,459 $40 CORN DOGS. 40 00:01:22,959 --> 00:01:24,834 - WHY WOULD ANYONE PAY $40 - FOR A CORN DOG? 41 00:01:24,876 --> 00:01:27,459 [STRAINING] THIS IS WHY. 42 00:01:27,500 --> 00:01:28,751 [SHOUTING, CRASHING] 43 00:01:28,792 --> 00:01:31,918 OW! MOM! 44 00:01:31,959 --> 00:01:33,476 - I'M SURE CORN DOGS - HAVE KILLED A LOT OF PEOPLE, 45 00:01:33,500 --> 00:01:35,351 - BUT IT'S USUALLY - MORE OF A CHOLESTEROL THING. 46 00:01:35,375 --> 00:01:37,042 OH, OW! 47 00:01:37,083 --> 00:01:38,876 [GROANING] 48 00:01:38,918 --> 00:01:40,792 - MOM, ARE YOU JUST - GOING TO STAND THERE? 49 00:01:40,834 --> 00:01:43,375 OH, OF COURSE NOT. 50 00:01:43,417 --> 00:01:44,857 - I'M GOING TO COLLECT - MY 40 BUCKS. 51 00:01:46,042 --> 00:01:47,042 [BILLS CRINKLING] 52 00:01:52,167 --> 00:01:54,584 ? GOODBYE, SUMMER 53 00:01:54,585 --> 00:01:57,000 HELLO, FALL ? 54 00:01:57,042 --> 00:01:59,000 - ? WE'VE BEEN TRYING - TO GET HERE ? 55 00:01:59,042 --> 00:02:01,105 ? SINCE WE BOTH 56 00:02:01,106 --> 00:02:03,167 WERE BARELY TWO FEET TALL ? 57 00:02:03,209 --> 00:02:04,667 ? WHO YOU CALLING "KID"? ? 58 00:02:04,709 --> 00:02:06,292 ? WHO YOU CALLING "KID"? ? 59 00:02:06,334 --> 00:02:09,417 ? WHO YOU CALLING "KID"? ? 60 00:02:09,459 --> 00:02:10,810 - ? COULD CALL ME - WHAT YOU WANT ? 61 00:02:10,834 --> 00:02:13,272 ? BUT I WON'T HEAR A WORD WHERE 62 00:02:13,273 --> 00:02:15,709 I AM HID ? 63 00:02:15,751 --> 00:02:17,417 ? WHO YOU CALLING "KID"? ?? 64 00:02:23,083 --> 00:02:24,834 FINALLY. 65 00:02:24,876 --> 00:02:26,709 - I THOUGHT YOUR CLASS - WOULD NEVER END. 66 00:02:26,751 --> 00:02:28,101 - YOU DIDN'T FIND MY LECTURE - ON SEDIMENT TRANSPORT 67 00:02:28,125 --> 00:02:29,125 EDIFYING? 68 00:02:29,167 --> 00:02:30,083 - IS THAT A FANCY - SCIENCE WORD 69 00:02:30,125 --> 00:02:31,250 FOR "BORING"? 70 00:02:31,292 --> 00:02:33,167 THEN YES, I DID. 71 00:02:33,209 --> 00:02:35,918 REALLY, REALLY EDIFYING. 72 00:02:35,959 --> 00:02:37,542 YOU NEARLY EDIFIED ME TO DEATH. 73 00:02:37,584 --> 00:02:38,584 ARE YOU TRYING 74 00:02:38,585 --> 00:02:39,585 TO TELL ME 75 00:02:39,626 --> 00:02:40,935 - THAT THE MOVEMENT - OF SOLID PARTICLES, 76 00:02:40,959 --> 00:02:42,351 - DUE TO A COMBINATION - OF THE FORCE OF GRAVITY 77 00:02:42,375 --> 00:02:43,709 ACTING ON THE SEDIMENT 78 00:02:43,751 --> 00:02:45,143 - AND / OR THE MOVEMENT - OF THE FLUID 79 00:02:45,167 --> 00:02:46,310 - IN WHICH THE SEDIMENT - IS ENTRAINED 80 00:02:46,334 --> 00:02:47,209 IS NOT ENGROSSING? 81 00:02:47,250 --> 00:02:48,876 [SNORING] 82 00:02:51,626 --> 00:02:52,751 DERBY? 83 00:02:52,792 --> 00:02:55,250 [MOANS SLEEPILY] 84 00:02:55,292 --> 00:02:56,876 - [ECHO]: HEY, CHLOE. - CHECK THIS OUT. 85 00:02:56,918 --> 00:02:58,167 - DOESN'T THIS - LOOK LIKE FUN? 86 00:02:58,209 --> 00:02:59,292 HEY, ECHO. 87 00:02:59,334 --> 00:03:01,375 OH! 88 00:03:01,417 --> 00:03:02,250 AND YOU MUST BE... 89 00:03:02,292 --> 00:03:04,125 REVERB. 90 00:03:05,584 --> 00:03:08,125 HEY, ADAM. 91 00:03:08,167 --> 00:03:09,476 - I WAS JUST SHOWING - MY LITTLE SISTER CHLOE 92 00:03:09,500 --> 00:03:10,417 AROUND THE SCHOOL. 93 00:03:10,459 --> 00:03:12,500 YOU HAVE A SISTER? 94 00:03:12,542 --> 00:03:13,935 - I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING ABOUT HER - IN YOUR FILE, 95 00:03:13,959 --> 00:03:15,268 - AND I'VE COMBED OVER THAT THING - HUNDREDS OF... 96 00:03:15,292 --> 00:03:16,417 ONCE. 97 00:03:16,459 --> 00:03:18,292 I VOLUNTEER 98 00:03:18,334 --> 00:03:20,167 - FOR THE LOCAL - BIG SISTER PROGRAM. 99 00:03:20,209 --> 00:03:21,310 - CHLOE AND I SPEND - AN EVENING TOGETHER 100 00:03:21,334 --> 00:03:22,792 EACH WEEK. 101 00:03:22,834 --> 00:03:23,935 - ECHO TOOK ME - TO SEE AVATAR. 102 00:03:23,959 --> 00:03:26,083 THEN AVATAR IN 3D. 103 00:03:26,125 --> 00:03:27,168 THEN AVATAR 104 00:03:27,169 --> 00:03:28,209 AT THE IMAX. 105 00:03:28,250 --> 00:03:29,375 TONIGHT WE'RE GOING TO WATCH 106 00:03:29,376 --> 00:03:30,500 THE BLU-RAY. 107 00:03:30,542 --> 00:03:31,710 I HEAR THERE'S SEVEN SECONDS 108 00:03:31,711 --> 00:03:32,876 OF ADDITIONAL FOOTAGE. 109 00:03:32,918 --> 00:03:34,125 WOW, THAT SOUNDS GREAT. 110 00:03:34,167 --> 00:03:36,000 [EXCITEDLY] IT IS! 111 00:03:36,042 --> 00:03:37,162 [QUIETLY, PLEADING] HELP ME. 112 00:03:40,250 --> 00:03:41,518 - I JUST LOVE - BEING A BIG SISTER. 113 00:03:41,542 --> 00:03:43,459 THAT'S WHY I DO IT! 114 00:03:43,500 --> 00:03:45,250 - [ADAM CHUCKLES - NERVOUSLY] 115 00:03:45,292 --> 00:03:46,501 I MEAN, I'M NOT A BIG SISTER, 116 00:03:46,502 --> 00:03:47,709 I'M A BIG... 117 00:03:47,751 --> 00:03:49,626 TH-THE OTHER ONE. 118 00:03:49,667 --> 00:03:50,834 BROTHER? 119 00:03:50,876 --> 00:03:51,542 THAT'S IT. 120 00:03:51,584 --> 00:03:52,584 I LOVE KIDS. 121 00:03:56,584 --> 00:03:58,626 AWESOME. 122 00:03:58,667 --> 00:04:00,476 - HEY, CHLOE AND I ARE GOING - TO THE CARNIVAL TOMORROW. 123 00:04:00,500 --> 00:04:01,602 - WHY DON'T YOU BRING - YOUR LITTLE BROTHER 124 00:04:01,626 --> 00:04:02,810 - AND WE CAN ALL - SPEND THE DAY TOGETHER? 125 00:04:02,834 --> 00:04:03,500 YES. 126 00:04:03,542 --> 00:04:07,083 YES! 127 00:04:07,125 --> 00:04:08,435 - [LAUGHS AWKWARDLY] I WILL BRING - MY LITTLE BROTHER... 128 00:04:08,459 --> 00:04:09,459 THAT I HAVE. 129 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:11,834 TO THE CARNIVAL... 130 00:04:11,876 --> 00:04:14,542 THAT I'M GOING TO. 131 00:04:14,584 --> 00:04:16,500 WITH MY LITTLE BROTHER. 132 00:04:16,542 --> 00:04:17,626 GREAT. 133 00:04:17,667 --> 00:04:19,042 WELL, SEE YOU. 134 00:04:19,083 --> 00:04:21,292 OR AS THE NA'VI SAY... 135 00:04:21,334 --> 00:04:22,459 CHLOE? 136 00:04:22,500 --> 00:04:23,500 KEE-YAY-VAH-MAY. 137 00:04:26,417 --> 00:04:28,834 SERIOUSLY, HELP ME! 138 00:04:31,417 --> 00:04:32,626 [DERBY TALKS 139 00:04:32,627 --> 00:04:33,834 [IN HIS SLEEP] 140 00:04:33,876 --> 00:04:34,959 DERBY! 141 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:36,459 [GROGGILY] HUH? 142 00:04:36,500 --> 00:04:37,810 - I NEED YOUR HELP - GETTING A LITTLE BROTHER. 143 00:04:37,834 --> 00:04:39,459 I'M GAME IF YOUR MOM IS. 144 00:04:41,792 --> 00:04:43,417 RELAX. 145 00:04:43,459 --> 00:04:44,522 ONCE WE GET THIS 146 00:04:44,523 --> 00:04:45,584 APPLICATION FILLED OUT, 147 00:04:45,626 --> 00:04:47,101 - THEY'LL MATCH YOU WITH - A LITTLE BROTHER IN NO TIME. 148 00:04:47,125 --> 00:04:48,334 NAME? 149 00:04:48,375 --> 00:04:49,250 - I DON'T KNOW, - CHIP OR SPARKY? 150 00:04:49,292 --> 00:04:50,334 SOMETHING CUTE. 151 00:04:50,375 --> 00:04:51,500 NOT THE KID'S NAME! 152 00:04:51,542 --> 00:04:52,876 YOUR NAME. 153 00:04:52,918 --> 00:04:54,417 ADAM YOUNG. 154 00:04:54,459 --> 00:04:57,000 PREOCCUPATION: ECHO. 155 00:04:57,042 --> 00:04:59,584 IT SAYS "OCCUPATION." 156 00:04:59,626 --> 00:05:00,626 OH. 157 00:05:02,709 --> 00:05:04,459 MEDICAL HISTORY? 158 00:05:04,500 --> 00:05:05,727 - WOW, I DON'T EVEN KNOW - WHERE TO BEGIN. 159 00:05:05,751 --> 00:05:07,626 I MEAN, 160 00:05:07,667 --> 00:05:08,584 - ALEXANDER FLEMING'S - DISCOVERY OF PENICILLIN 161 00:05:08,626 --> 00:05:10,334 IN 1928 162 00:05:10,375 --> 00:05:11,250 - WAS A MAJOR ACHIEVEMENT, - NO QUESTION, 163 00:05:11,292 --> 00:05:13,292 BUT FOR MY MONEY, 164 00:05:13,334 --> 00:05:14,518 - NOTHING - REVOLUTIONIZED HEALTHCARE 165 00:05:14,542 --> 00:05:15,542 LIKE HUNGARIAN PHYSICIAN 166 00:05:15,543 --> 00:05:16,543 IGNAZ SEMMELWEIS'S 167 00:05:16,584 --> 00:05:17,375 - ACCIDENTAL DISCOVERY - THAT HAND-WASHING... 168 00:05:17,417 --> 00:05:19,125 YOUR MEDICAL HISTORY! 169 00:05:19,167 --> 00:05:20,584 YOU KNOW WHAT, 170 00:05:20,626 --> 00:05:22,375 - I'LL JUST FILL IN THE REST - MYSELF. 171 00:05:22,417 --> 00:05:24,626 NO... NO... 172 00:05:24,667 --> 00:05:26,167 YES... 173 00:05:26,209 --> 00:05:27,209 HE'D BETTER NOT. 174 00:05:28,542 --> 00:05:29,584 OKAY. 175 00:05:29,626 --> 00:05:30,709 THAT SHOULD DO IT. 176 00:05:30,751 --> 00:05:32,918 AND... SENT! 177 00:05:32,959 --> 00:05:35,083 - CONGRATULATIONS, - YOU'RE OFFICIALLY A BIG BROTHER. 178 00:05:35,125 --> 00:05:36,918 - THIS IS GOING - TO BE GREAT. 179 00:05:36,959 --> 00:05:38,250 MY LITTLE BROTHER AND I 180 00:05:38,292 --> 00:05:39,376 ARE GOING TO HAVE 181 00:05:39,377 --> 00:05:40,459 NON-STOP FUN. 182 00:05:40,500 --> 00:05:41,685 - OBVIOUSLY WE'RE GOING - TO TAKE SHORT BREAKS 183 00:05:41,709 --> 00:05:43,143 - TO APPRECIATE HOW MUCH FUN - WE'RE HAVING. 184 00:05:43,167 --> 00:05:45,209 BUT THEN IT'S RIGHT BACK TO FUN. 185 00:05:47,042 --> 00:05:48,584 DERBY? 186 00:05:48,626 --> 00:05:50,226 - YOU'RE SIGNING UP - TO BE A BIG BROTHER? 187 00:05:50,250 --> 00:05:53,292 NO. A LITTLE SISTER. 188 00:05:53,334 --> 00:05:54,375 HOW DO I REQUEST A BLONDE? 189 00:05:59,444 --> 00:06:00,798 I CAN'T BELIEVE 190 00:06:00,799 --> 00:06:02,152 YOU LIKE THESE THINGS. 191 00:06:02,194 --> 00:06:04,128 - WHAT'S SO THRILLING - ABOUT BECOMING A HUMAN STAIN 192 00:06:04,152 --> 00:06:06,152 BECAUSE SOME GLASS-EYED CARNY 193 00:06:06,194 --> 00:06:07,715 FORGOT TO TIGHTEN A FEW BOLTS 194 00:06:07,716 --> 00:06:09,235 ON A DILAPIDATED RIDE? 195 00:06:09,277 --> 00:06:11,235 - NOT TO MENTION - THE GAMES ARE FIXED 196 00:06:11,277 --> 00:06:13,277 AND THE FOOD IS... HEAVY. 197 00:06:14,860 --> 00:06:16,110 STEP RIGHT UP! 198 00:06:16,152 --> 00:06:18,194 YOU WILL BE ASTONISHED 199 00:06:18,235 --> 00:06:20,651 BY THE GIANT MAN EATING CHICKEN! 200 00:06:20,693 --> 00:06:22,235 OVER SIX FEET TALL! 201 00:06:22,277 --> 00:06:23,610 ONLY $20 A HEAD! 202 00:06:23,651 --> 00:06:24,568 HOW 'BOUT YOU, SIR? 203 00:06:24,610 --> 00:06:26,277 UH, I DON'T KNOW, 204 00:06:26,319 --> 00:06:27,860 - IT DOESN'T SEEM - VERY BELIEVABLE, 205 00:06:27,902 --> 00:06:29,253 - CONSIDERING CHICKENS - AREN'T CARNIVORES 206 00:06:29,277 --> 00:06:30,631 AND, ACCORDING TO 207 00:06:30,632 --> 00:06:31,985 THIS POULTRY CHART, 208 00:06:32,027 --> 00:06:33,548 EVEN ROASTERS DON'T WEIGH MORE 209 00:06:33,549 --> 00:06:35,068 THAN SEVEN OR EIGHT POUNDS. 210 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:38,965 HEY, WHAT TIME 211 00:06:38,966 --> 00:06:40,568 IS MY BREAK? 212 00:06:40,610 --> 00:06:43,360 WHEN I SAY SO! 213 00:06:43,402 --> 00:06:44,442 - NOW, GET BACK - IN THERE. 214 00:06:47,527 --> 00:06:49,402 OHH! 215 00:06:49,444 --> 00:06:50,693 GIANT MAN. 216 00:06:50,735 --> 00:06:51,735 EATING CHICKEN. 217 00:06:53,152 --> 00:06:54,818 MOM, THAT'S A SCAM. 218 00:06:54,860 --> 00:06:56,902 SHH! KEEP IT DOWN. 219 00:06:56,943 --> 00:06:58,027 I'VE GOT A SIDESHOW TO RUN. 220 00:06:58,068 --> 00:07:00,152 NO REFUNDS. 221 00:07:00,194 --> 00:07:02,568 KEEP WALKING. 222 00:07:02,610 --> 00:07:03,794 - I CAN SEE WHERE - YOU GET YOUR GENIUS. 223 00:07:03,818 --> 00:07:05,651 I WANTED THE PINK ONE! 224 00:07:05,693 --> 00:07:07,735 HANG ON A SECOND. 225 00:07:07,777 --> 00:07:09,402 BEAT IT, 226 00:07:09,444 --> 00:07:11,068 - BEFORE I SQUASH YOU - WITH MY SIZE 25s. 227 00:07:13,568 --> 00:07:14,818 SAY "CHEESE." 228 00:07:14,860 --> 00:07:16,068 [CHUCKLING] 229 00:07:16,110 --> 00:07:17,360 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 230 00:07:17,402 --> 00:07:18,902 FOR YOUR RESUME. 231 00:07:18,943 --> 00:07:20,486 LET'S FACE IT, 232 00:07:20,527 --> 00:07:22,003 - YOUR BEST CHANCE - AT HIGHER EDUCATION 233 00:07:22,027 --> 00:07:22,735 IS CLOWN COLLEGE. 234 00:07:22,777 --> 00:07:24,527 I MEAN, 235 00:07:24,568 --> 00:07:26,193 NOT ONE OF THE GOOD 236 00:07:26,194 --> 00:07:27,818 CLOWN COLLEGES. 237 00:07:27,860 --> 00:07:28,860 A CLOWN PARTY SCHOOL. 238 00:07:31,693 --> 00:07:32,985 I SAID, BEAT IT! 239 00:07:36,777 --> 00:07:38,651 SO WHERE'S YOUR LITTLE BROTHER? 240 00:07:38,693 --> 00:07:40,128 - HE WAS SUPPOSED TO MEET ME - RIGHT HERE. 241 00:07:40,152 --> 00:07:41,610 HIS NAME IS DESMOND. 242 00:07:41,651 --> 00:07:44,194 I'M DESMOND. 243 00:07:44,235 --> 00:07:45,068 ARE YOU ADAM? 244 00:07:45,110 --> 00:07:47,943 Y-YEAH... 245 00:07:49,777 --> 00:07:50,943 YOU MUST BE MY BIG BROTHER. 246 00:07:53,818 --> 00:07:55,194 THESE ARE FOR YOU. 247 00:07:58,319 --> 00:08:00,568 YO, THANKS, BIG BRO. 248 00:08:00,610 --> 00:08:01,693 [UNCERTAIN CHUCKLE] 249 00:08:01,735 --> 00:08:03,486 THESE BALLOONS ARE TIGHT. 250 00:08:03,527 --> 00:08:05,402 - I'VE ALWAYS WANTED - A BIG BROTHER. 251 00:08:11,985 --> 00:08:13,503 - SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT - TO DO FIRST, BIG BRO? 252 00:08:13,527 --> 00:08:15,568 PUT ON COWBOY HATS? 253 00:08:15,610 --> 00:08:16,627 - TAKE AN - OLD-TIMEY PHOTO? 254 00:08:16,651 --> 00:08:18,486 COME ON, 255 00:08:18,527 --> 00:08:20,444 - YOU PROMISED ME - NON-STOP FUN. 256 00:08:20,486 --> 00:08:22,402 - YEAH... C-CAN WE JUST - HAVE A MINUTE? 257 00:08:22,444 --> 00:08:23,610 BECAUSE ONCE THE FUN STARTS, 258 00:08:23,651 --> 00:08:24,892 - THERE'LL BE NO TIME - TO STOP. 259 00:08:27,486 --> 00:08:28,919 - MY LITTLE BROTHER - IS NOT SO LITTLE! 260 00:08:28,943 --> 00:08:30,235 HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? 261 00:08:32,777 --> 00:08:34,086 - OKAY, I THINK - I SEE THE PROBLEM. 262 00:08:34,110 --> 00:08:34,985 - WHEN WE PUT - YOUR OCCUPATION DOWN 263 00:08:35,027 --> 00:08:36,402 AS TEACHER, 264 00:08:36,444 --> 00:08:37,486 THEY MUST HAVE ASSUMED 265 00:08:37,487 --> 00:08:38,527 YOU WERE OLDER. 266 00:08:38,568 --> 00:08:39,818 OR MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE 267 00:08:39,819 --> 00:08:41,068 YOU TYPED MY AGE IN AS 41 268 00:08:41,110 --> 00:08:42,110 INSTEAD OF 14. 269 00:08:43,527 --> 00:08:45,194 WHO CAN REALLY KNOW? 270 00:08:45,235 --> 00:08:46,235 ADAM! 271 00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:49,610 HEY, ECHO. 272 00:08:49,651 --> 00:08:50,777 IS THIS YOUR LITTLE BROTHER? 273 00:08:50,818 --> 00:08:52,152 NO, I'M DERBY, 274 00:08:52,194 --> 00:08:54,110 HIS LITTLE FRIEND. 275 00:08:54,152 --> 00:08:56,152 WOULD YOU BUY ME A TREAT? 276 00:08:56,194 --> 00:08:57,693 SORRY, I SPENT ALL MY MONEY 277 00:08:57,735 --> 00:08:59,544 - ON SEEING THE MAN EATING CHICKEN - THREE TIMES. 278 00:08:59,568 --> 00:09:00,527 THE FIRST TIME IS PURE SCAM. 279 00:09:00,568 --> 00:09:02,235 THE SECOND TIME, 280 00:09:02,277 --> 00:09:03,378 - YOU APPRECIATE THE AUDACITY - OF THE SCAM. 281 00:09:03,402 --> 00:09:05,110 THE THIRD TIME, 282 00:09:05,152 --> 00:09:06,715 YOU REALIZE 283 00:09:06,716 --> 00:09:08,277 THIS GUY REALLY ENJOYS CHICKEN. 284 00:09:08,319 --> 00:09:09,999 - THAT'S OKAY, - I KNOW WHERE TO GET MONEY. 285 00:09:11,610 --> 00:09:13,027 AWW... 286 00:09:14,943 --> 00:09:16,360 THANKS. 287 00:09:16,402 --> 00:09:18,319 COME ON, DERBY. 288 00:09:18,360 --> 00:09:19,152 - BRING ME BACK - THE CHANGE. 289 00:09:19,194 --> 00:09:20,257 DON'T HOLD 290 00:09:20,258 --> 00:09:21,319 YOUR BREATH. 291 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:22,152 - SO WHERE'S YOUR - LITTLE BROTHER? 292 00:09:22,194 --> 00:09:23,651 HE COULDN'T MAKE IT. 293 00:09:23,693 --> 00:09:25,068 FOUND HIS REAL FATHER. 294 00:09:25,110 --> 00:09:27,319 AMAZING TRUE STORY, 295 00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:28,586 - SOON TO BE - A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE, 296 00:09:28,610 --> 00:09:30,402 STARRING WILL AND JADEN SMITH. 297 00:09:30,444 --> 00:09:31,444 HEY, BIG BRO. 298 00:09:33,319 --> 00:09:34,777 - AND THIS IS - THE LITTLE BROTHER 299 00:09:34,818 --> 00:09:36,027 - THEY REPLACED HIM - WITH. 300 00:09:36,068 --> 00:09:37,777 DESMOND. 301 00:09:37,818 --> 00:09:39,319 NICE TO MEET YOU, DESMOND. 302 00:09:39,360 --> 00:09:40,152 [DEEP VOICE]: CALL ME DES, 303 00:09:40,194 --> 00:09:41,486 SWEET THING. 304 00:09:41,527 --> 00:09:42,669 - CAN I GET YOU - A ROOT BEER? 305 00:09:42,693 --> 00:09:43,486 SURE. 306 00:09:43,527 --> 00:09:45,068 YO, BIG BRO. 307 00:09:45,110 --> 00:09:46,444 I'MA NEED 60 BUCKS. 308 00:09:51,651 --> 00:09:52,818 [SLURPING] 309 00:09:55,735 --> 00:09:57,068 THIS WAS SUCH A MISTAKE. 310 00:09:57,110 --> 00:09:58,610 I KNOW. 311 00:09:58,651 --> 00:10:01,527 60 BUCKS FOR A SODA. 312 00:10:01,568 --> 00:10:02,777 NO, FOR ANOTHER 40, 313 00:10:02,778 --> 00:10:03,985 I COULD HAVE GOTTEN A LARGE. 314 00:10:05,693 --> 00:10:06,610 PLAY TIME! 315 00:10:06,651 --> 00:10:08,902 [ALL SCREAMING] 316 00:10:08,943 --> 00:10:10,756 NOBODY EVER JUST SAY, 317 00:10:10,757 --> 00:10:12,568 "HELLO, DANG. 318 00:10:12,610 --> 00:10:14,735 "NICE TO SEE YOU. 319 00:10:14,777 --> 00:10:17,610 NEW COVERALLS?" 320 00:10:17,651 --> 00:10:20,110 SO, WHO MAN ENOUGH 321 00:10:20,152 --> 00:10:21,777 - TO WIN STUFFED - LEAF MONKEY? 322 00:10:21,818 --> 00:10:23,693 PIECE OF CAKE. 323 00:10:23,735 --> 00:10:25,568 - THESE CARNIVAL GAMES - MAY LOOK EASY, 324 00:10:25,610 --> 00:10:27,170 - BUT THEY'RE ACTUALLY RIGGED - IN FAVOUR OF THE HOUSE. 325 00:10:27,194 --> 00:10:28,319 YOU GOT PROOF, 326 00:10:28,360 --> 00:10:29,527 SHRIMP PUFF? 327 00:10:31,235 --> 00:10:33,277 I RUN CLEAN GAME. 328 00:10:33,319 --> 00:10:35,110 SURE YOU DO. 329 00:10:35,152 --> 00:10:36,299 THE KEY TO WINNING 330 00:10:36,300 --> 00:10:37,444 A "CLEAN" GAME 331 00:10:37,486 --> 00:10:39,693 IS TO USE SCIENCE. 332 00:10:39,735 --> 00:10:41,568 - BASED ON THE DIAMETER - OF THIS BALL 333 00:10:41,610 --> 00:10:42,836 - IN RELATION - TO THE CIRCUMFERENCE 334 00:10:42,860 --> 00:10:44,568 OF THE NET'S RIM, 335 00:10:44,610 --> 00:10:46,253 - IT'S CLEAR A HIGH, - ARCING SHOT IS REQUIRED. 336 00:10:46,277 --> 00:10:47,507 NOW, IT'S A SIMPLE MATTER 337 00:10:47,508 --> 00:10:48,735 OF PHYSICS, 338 00:10:48,777 --> 00:10:49,777 FACTORING IN VELOCITY, 339 00:10:49,778 --> 00:10:50,778 ANGLE OF RELEASE, 340 00:10:50,818 --> 00:10:52,128 - TRAJECTORY - OF THE BALL, AND... 341 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:53,194 WIND. 342 00:10:57,152 --> 00:10:58,568 [GLASS SMASHING] 343 00:11:00,777 --> 00:11:02,610 NOTHIN' BUT GLASS. 344 00:11:02,651 --> 00:11:04,027 HMM. 345 00:11:04,068 --> 00:11:05,068 NO! 346 00:11:07,027 --> 00:11:08,651 THAT MY FAVOURITE WINDOW! 347 00:11:11,444 --> 00:11:12,756 I USE ONLY FINEST 348 00:11:12,757 --> 00:11:14,068 NORWEGIAN GLASS CLEANER. 349 00:11:16,568 --> 00:11:18,610 I EVEN GIVE HER NAME. 350 00:11:18,651 --> 00:11:21,152 FAREWELL, SUSAN. 351 00:11:24,402 --> 00:11:26,068 YOU LOSE. PAY UP! 352 00:11:26,110 --> 00:11:27,420 - BUT I ALREADY PAID - FOR THE THROW. 353 00:11:27,444 --> 00:11:29,444 NOT FOR THROW. 354 00:11:29,486 --> 00:11:30,860 FOR SUSAN. 355 00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:36,152 HOW ABOUT YOU, STRETCH? 356 00:11:38,818 --> 00:11:40,777 THE LADY STILL HOLD 357 00:11:40,778 --> 00:11:42,735 NO LEAF MONKEY IN HER ARMS. 358 00:11:42,777 --> 00:11:44,173 HOW SHE GO TO SLEEP 359 00:11:44,174 --> 00:11:45,568 AT NIGHT? 360 00:11:45,610 --> 00:11:46,902 I'LL GIVE IT A SHOT. 361 00:11:46,943 --> 00:11:48,486 PAY THE MAN, BIG BRO. 362 00:11:48,527 --> 00:11:49,610 [ADAM SIGHS] 363 00:11:51,735 --> 00:11:52,735 [BILLS CRINKLE] 364 00:11:54,902 --> 00:11:56,693 - GOOD LUCK, - "LITTLE BRO," 365 00:11:56,735 --> 00:11:58,055 - BUT YOU'VE GOT - NO CHANCE OF... 366 00:12:01,110 --> 00:12:02,569 WINNER, WINNER, 367 00:12:02,570 --> 00:12:04,027 CHICKEN DINNER! 368 00:12:08,985 --> 00:12:10,444 - IT'S JUST - AN EXPRESSION, TIM. 369 00:12:10,486 --> 00:12:11,818 BACK TO WORK. 370 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:17,943 THIS IS SO NICE. 371 00:12:17,985 --> 00:12:19,527 JUST THE TWO OF US, 372 00:12:19,528 --> 00:12:21,068 SHARING OUR FIRST CORN DOG. 373 00:12:21,110 --> 00:12:23,152 [CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYING] 374 00:12:23,194 --> 00:12:25,027 THIS WILL ALWAYS BE OUR SONG. 375 00:12:26,693 --> 00:12:27,902 DERBY? 376 00:12:29,693 --> 00:12:30,943 DERBY! 377 00:12:30,985 --> 00:12:33,319 DERBY! 378 00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:34,818 THERE YOU ARE! 379 00:12:34,860 --> 00:12:36,027 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? 380 00:12:36,068 --> 00:12:36,902 YOU LEFT ME ALL ALONE! 381 00:12:36,943 --> 00:12:38,144 - I JUST WENT - TO GET MUSTARD. 382 00:12:39,693 --> 00:12:41,902 I THOUGHT YOU'D LEFT ME. 383 00:12:41,943 --> 00:12:44,860 YOU'D NEVER LEAVE ME, RIGHT? 384 00:12:44,902 --> 00:12:46,943 I... GUESS... 385 00:12:49,068 --> 00:12:50,381 OH, I COULD NEVER 386 00:12:50,382 --> 00:12:51,693 STAY MAD AT YOU, 387 00:12:51,735 --> 00:12:53,486 YOU BIG SILLY. 388 00:12:56,735 --> 00:12:57,735 [CHOMPING] 389 00:13:01,152 --> 00:13:02,486 - THAT WAS THE BIGGEST - CORN DOG 390 00:13:02,527 --> 00:13:05,444 I'VE EVER EATEN. 391 00:13:05,486 --> 00:13:07,194 - DOESN'T EVEN CRACK - MY TOP 10. 392 00:13:07,235 --> 00:13:09,194 OOH, BALLOON ANIMALS! 393 00:13:09,235 --> 00:13:10,235 GOODIE! 394 00:13:11,943 --> 00:13:13,818 COME ON, HONEY. 395 00:13:13,860 --> 00:13:15,319 I WANT A BUNNY. 396 00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:16,586 - THEN ANOTHER BUNNY, - THEN A BABY BUNNY. 397 00:13:16,610 --> 00:13:17,610 I LOVE BUNNIES. 398 00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:20,360 I DON'T DO BUNNIES. 399 00:13:22,027 --> 00:13:23,777 HOW ABOUT A DOGGIE? 400 00:13:23,818 --> 00:13:24,777 THEN ANOTHER DOGGIE... 401 00:13:24,818 --> 00:13:25,943 I DON'T DO "DOGGIES." 402 00:13:27,818 --> 00:13:29,152 COME ON, IVY. 403 00:13:29,194 --> 00:13:30,568 WAIT A MINUTE. 404 00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:32,360 YOU KNOW HER? 405 00:13:32,402 --> 00:13:33,683 - WHAT'S GOING ON - WITH YOU TWO? 406 00:13:34,651 --> 00:13:36,110 NOTHING. 407 00:13:36,152 --> 00:13:37,503 - THERE'S NOTHING GOING ON - BETWEEN ME AND THIS CLOWN. 408 00:13:37,527 --> 00:13:39,943 YEAH. 409 00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:42,146 - THERE'S NOTHING GOING ON - BETWEEN ME AND THIS CLOWN. 410 00:13:44,194 --> 00:13:45,194 THERE'D BETTER NOT BE. 411 00:13:47,194 --> 00:13:48,402 CHLOE, JUST RELAX. 412 00:13:48,444 --> 00:13:49,544 - SHE'LL MAKE YOU - A BALLOON ANIMAL. 413 00:13:49,568 --> 00:13:51,110 WHAT DO YOU MAKE? 414 00:13:51,152 --> 00:13:52,985 - I DO SNAKES, - EELS, WORMS... 415 00:13:53,027 --> 00:13:53,568 CUTE LITTLE PIGLETS... 416 00:13:53,610 --> 00:13:54,943 OOH! 417 00:13:54,985 --> 00:13:56,105 IN THE FORM OF A SAUSAGE. 418 00:13:57,568 --> 00:14:00,818 ANOTHER ONE? 419 00:14:00,860 --> 00:14:02,211 - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WON - THE BASKETBALL TOSS... 420 00:14:02,235 --> 00:14:03,836 - AND THE COIN TOSS - AND THE RING TOSS AND... 421 00:14:03,860 --> 00:14:04,860 WE GET IT. 422 00:14:05,902 --> 00:14:07,735 HE'S LUCKY. 423 00:14:07,777 --> 00:14:09,985 AND IT'S TRUE, 424 00:14:10,027 --> 00:14:11,527 I HAVEN'T WON ANY OF 425 00:14:11,528 --> 00:14:13,027 THE LUCK-BASED GAMES, 426 00:14:13,068 --> 00:14:14,652 BUT WHEN IT COMES TO A 427 00:14:14,653 --> 00:14:16,235 GAME OF SKILL, LIKE... 428 00:14:16,277 --> 00:14:18,277 MILK BOTTLE TOPPLE, 429 00:14:18,319 --> 00:14:19,277 - I'M YOUR MILK-BOTTLE- - KNOCKING-DOWN 430 00:14:19,319 --> 00:14:20,735 KIND OF GUY. 431 00:14:22,777 --> 00:14:24,194 - MAYBE WE SHOULD - JUST GO EAT. 432 00:14:24,235 --> 00:14:26,110 I'M GETTING HUNGRY. 433 00:14:26,152 --> 00:14:27,736 THEY HAVE BURRITOS 434 00:14:27,737 --> 00:14:29,319 THE SIZE OF SLEEPING BAGS. 435 00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:30,235 - I'M HUNGRY, TOO... - HUNGRY FOR VICTORY, 436 00:14:30,277 --> 00:14:31,943 A HUNGER 437 00:14:31,985 --> 00:14:33,420 - THAT ONLY A POOR-QUALITY, - SWEAT-SHOP MADE, 438 00:14:33,444 --> 00:14:34,610 FLAMMABLE STUFFED TOY 439 00:14:34,651 --> 00:14:35,651 CAN SATISFY. 440 00:14:37,693 --> 00:14:39,193 SO WHAT IF DESMOND 441 00:14:39,194 --> 00:14:40,693 WON EIGHT LEAF MONKEYS? 442 00:14:40,735 --> 00:14:43,027 NINE. 443 00:14:43,068 --> 00:14:45,229 - [QUIETLY] WHICH IS HOW OLD - YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE. 444 00:14:47,110 --> 00:14:48,211 - HMM, WHERE'S THE GUY - WHO WORKS HERE? 445 00:14:48,235 --> 00:14:49,152 WANT TO TRY LUCK? 446 00:14:49,194 --> 00:14:50,194 [BOTH SCREAM] 447 00:14:51,277 --> 00:14:52,735 DANG, I THOUGHT 448 00:14:52,777 --> 00:14:53,693 - YOU WERE WORKING - THE BASKETBALL TOSS. 449 00:14:53,735 --> 00:14:54,735 I AM. 450 00:15:06,444 --> 00:15:07,644 AND I WORK MILK BOTTLE TOPPLE. 451 00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:12,110 [ADAM, HESITANTLY]: OKAY... 452 00:15:12,152 --> 00:15:13,319 HERE'S FIVE TICKETS. 453 00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:14,360 THANK YOU. 454 00:15:15,610 --> 00:15:16,919 - AREN'T YOU GOING - TO GIVE ME THE BALLS? 455 00:15:16,943 --> 00:15:19,319 OH! 456 00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:20,860 I WAS TRYING TO SHORTEN PROCESS 457 00:15:20,861 --> 00:15:22,360 BETWEEN PAYMENT AND LOSING. 458 00:15:24,943 --> 00:15:26,504 - BUT IF YOU MARRIED - TO HUMILIATION... 459 00:15:35,194 --> 00:15:37,235 NICE THROW... 460 00:15:37,277 --> 00:15:38,360 IF ARM BROKEN! 461 00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:42,943 OR MAYBE YOU JUST SO SENSITIVE 462 00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:44,756 YOU DON'T WANT TO HURT 463 00:15:44,757 --> 00:15:46,527 POOR BOTTLE? 464 00:15:48,610 --> 00:15:50,402 - THAT WAS A - PRACTICE THROW. 465 00:15:50,444 --> 00:15:52,194 YOU KNOW, 466 00:15:52,235 --> 00:15:53,753 - IF YOU WANT A LEAF MONKEY - THAT BADLY, 467 00:15:53,777 --> 00:15:54,961 - JUST GET DESMOND - TO WIN YOU ONE. 468 00:15:54,985 --> 00:15:55,651 HE WON ME NINE. 469 00:15:55,693 --> 00:15:58,402 10! 470 00:15:58,444 --> 00:16:00,527 THAT'S IT. 471 00:16:00,568 --> 00:16:02,319 - THIS ONE'S GOING - DEAD CENTRE. 472 00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:03,402 [CLINK] 473 00:16:03,444 --> 00:16:05,527 UH, WHAT... 474 00:16:05,568 --> 00:16:07,152 THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE! 475 00:16:07,194 --> 00:16:08,110 THIS GAME IS FIXED. 476 00:16:08,152 --> 00:16:10,527 NO. 477 00:16:10,568 --> 00:16:11,769 THAT GUY WON FIVE MINUTES AGO. 478 00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:18,610 [???] 479 00:16:20,693 --> 00:16:22,486 [???] 480 00:16:22,527 --> 00:16:23,888 - LET'S GET OUT OF HERE, - SWEETIE. 481 00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:27,669 - I DON'T WANT YOU HANGING AROUND - WITH THIS MAN-STEALER! 482 00:16:27,693 --> 00:16:29,486 EXCUSE ME? 483 00:16:29,527 --> 00:16:30,902 - WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, - GIRLIE? 484 00:16:30,943 --> 00:16:33,277 YOU, CLOWN. 485 00:16:33,319 --> 00:16:35,402 [DERBY]: UH... 486 00:16:35,444 --> 00:16:37,404 - CHLOE, MAYBE WE SHOULD - GET YOU BACK TO ECHO... 487 00:16:38,610 --> 00:16:40,277 - WHAT DOES DERBY - SEE IN YOU? 488 00:16:40,319 --> 00:16:41,462 - THE ONLY THING LONGER - THAN YOUR SHOES 489 00:16:41,486 --> 00:16:42,486 IS YOUR FACE. 490 00:16:45,527 --> 00:16:47,152 - OH, YOU DO NOT WANT - TO GO THERE. 491 00:16:47,735 --> 00:16:49,527 HA! 492 00:16:49,568 --> 00:16:51,049 - YOU WEREN'T EVEN CLOSE - TO MY FOOT. 493 00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:52,902 [STIFLED GROAN] 494 00:16:52,943 --> 00:16:53,943 THAT WAS A LITTLE CLOSER. 495 00:16:55,444 --> 00:16:57,277 - SO THAT'S HOW - YOU WANT TO PLAY? 496 00:16:57,319 --> 00:16:58,759 - LET'S SEE - HOW YOU DEAL WITH THIS! 497 00:16:59,902 --> 00:17:01,194 [BALLOON SQUEAKING] 498 00:17:07,194 --> 00:17:08,194 [ROARS] 499 00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:10,027 WATCH IT! 500 00:17:10,068 --> 00:17:11,651 - [THUD] HEY! - NOT THE CLOWN FACE! 501 00:17:11,693 --> 00:17:13,651 - WOW, I'VE NEVER HAD - TWO WOMEN FIGHT OVER ME 502 00:17:13,693 --> 00:17:14,527 BEFORE! 503 00:17:14,568 --> 00:17:17,068 [GRUNTING] 504 00:17:17,110 --> 00:17:18,919 - OF COURSE, ONE'S NOT A WOMAN - AND THE OTHER ONE HATES ME, 505 00:17:18,943 --> 00:17:20,277 BUT STILL... 506 00:17:20,319 --> 00:17:21,860 OW! [CLOWN HORN HONKS] 507 00:17:21,902 --> 00:17:23,651 HIT ME AGAIN. 508 00:17:23,693 --> 00:17:25,402 COME ON, ADAM, 509 00:17:25,444 --> 00:17:27,402 - I THINK WE SHOULD GO - CHECK ON CHLOE. 510 00:17:27,444 --> 00:17:28,919 - DERBY'S WITH HER. - I'M SURE SHE'S FINE. 511 00:17:28,943 --> 00:17:29,693 - WHY ARE YOU - SQUIRTING YOURSELF? 512 00:17:29,735 --> 00:17:31,194 [SQUIRT] 513 00:17:31,235 --> 00:17:31,985 - WHY ARE YOU - SQUIRTING YOURSELF? 514 00:17:32,027 --> 00:17:33,027 [SQUIRT] 515 00:17:33,693 --> 00:17:34,902 [CLINK] 516 00:17:34,943 --> 00:17:36,340 OH! DID YOU 517 00:17:36,341 --> 00:17:37,735 SEE THAT? 518 00:17:37,777 --> 00:17:39,657 - THOSE BOTTLES ARE - DEFINITELY STUCK TOGETHER! 519 00:17:40,943 --> 00:17:42,693 UH-OH. 520 00:17:42,735 --> 00:17:44,651 - I'M RIGHT, - AREN'T I? GLUE. 521 00:17:44,693 --> 00:17:45,651 NO. 522 00:17:45,693 --> 00:17:46,902 BOTTLE VERY DUSTY. 523 00:17:53,943 --> 00:17:55,819 UNTIE ME RIGHT NOW 524 00:17:55,820 --> 00:17:57,693 OR I'LL TWIST YOU INTO A... 525 00:17:57,735 --> 00:17:59,028 WELL, I CAN ONLY REALLY 526 00:17:59,029 --> 00:18:00,319 DO A SNAKE. 527 00:18:02,444 --> 00:18:03,693 [STIFLED MOANS] 528 00:18:06,402 --> 00:18:07,777 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 529 00:18:07,818 --> 00:18:10,486 THEY'RE FIGHTING OVER ME. 530 00:18:10,527 --> 00:18:12,486 - I KNOW, - I DON'T BELIEVE IT EITHER. 531 00:18:12,527 --> 00:18:14,153 I JUST WANTED 532 00:18:14,154 --> 00:18:15,777 A BALLOON ANIMAL, 533 00:18:15,818 --> 00:18:17,152 - BUT THIS CLOWN - WAS MEAN TO ME. 534 00:18:17,194 --> 00:18:18,194 [SOBBING] 535 00:18:19,444 --> 00:18:20,735 THAT'S IT. 536 00:18:20,777 --> 00:18:22,360 YOU'RE FIRED. 537 00:18:22,402 --> 00:18:23,763 - YOU DON'T DESERVE - THIS CHICKEN. 538 00:18:25,235 --> 00:18:26,235 WALK AWAY, TIM. 539 00:18:28,235 --> 00:18:29,527 WALK... AWAY. 540 00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:36,069 EASY! IT'S HARD 541 00:18:36,070 --> 00:18:37,777 TO WALK IN THESE SHOES. 542 00:18:37,818 --> 00:18:39,235 SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO 543 00:18:39,236 --> 00:18:40,651 NEXT? 544 00:18:40,693 --> 00:18:42,444 YEAH, I WAS THINKING 545 00:18:42,445 --> 00:18:44,194 OF HAVING A LITTLE ALONE TIME. 546 00:18:44,235 --> 00:18:45,985 GREAT. 547 00:18:46,027 --> 00:18:47,651 - WE CAN HAVE ALONE TIME - TOGETHER. 548 00:18:49,568 --> 00:18:52,152 SURE, JUST LET ME GET MY... 549 00:18:54,860 --> 00:18:57,152 OOH, THAT'S CUTE. 550 00:18:57,194 --> 00:18:58,381 GANGWAY! 551 00:18:58,382 --> 00:18:59,568 CLOWN BIKE COMING THROUGH! 552 00:18:59,610 --> 00:19:00,610 ME NEXT! 553 00:19:01,818 --> 00:19:02,818 DERBY? 554 00:19:02,860 --> 00:19:04,068 [RINGS BIKE BELL] 555 00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:05,503 - YOU LOOK - A LITTLE TOO COMFORTABLE 556 00:19:05,527 --> 00:19:06,735 ON THAT CLOWN'S BIKE! 557 00:19:09,194 --> 00:19:10,860 WHOO, THE SLINGSHOT. 558 00:19:10,902 --> 00:19:12,110 YOU'D NEVER CATCH ME 559 00:19:12,152 --> 00:19:13,277 ON THAT THING. 560 00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:14,360 MAYBE I'LL GIVE IT A SPIN. 561 00:19:15,985 --> 00:19:17,651 - REALLY? YOU'RE - NOT SCARED? 562 00:19:17,693 --> 00:19:18,756 THESE RIDES 563 00:19:18,757 --> 00:19:19,818 ARE PERFECTLY SAFE. 564 00:19:19,860 --> 00:19:21,336 - IT'S NOT LIKE - SOME GLASS-EYED CARNY 565 00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:22,544 - FORGOT TO TIGHTEN - A FEW BOLTS. 566 00:19:22,568 --> 00:19:23,568 YOU'RE DOING 567 00:19:23,569 --> 00:19:24,569 A GREAT JOB, CY. 568 00:19:24,610 --> 00:19:26,152 MY GLASS EYE! 569 00:19:26,194 --> 00:19:27,194 [EYEBALL BOUNCING] 570 00:19:34,818 --> 00:19:36,673 WAIT. I-I-I DON'T THINK 571 00:19:36,674 --> 00:19:38,527 I'M STRAPPED IN RIGHT. 572 00:19:38,568 --> 00:19:40,110 [MECHANISM CLUNKS] 573 00:19:40,152 --> 00:19:43,735 WHOAAA! 574 00:19:43,777 --> 00:19:45,277 [SMASH] 575 00:19:49,943 --> 00:19:51,360 OH, COME ON! 576 00:19:52,985 --> 00:19:54,319 OH, MY GOSH. 577 00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:55,027 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 578 00:19:55,068 --> 00:19:56,818 [PAINED CHUCKLE] 579 00:19:56,860 --> 00:19:58,444 I'M OKAY. 580 00:19:58,486 --> 00:20:00,444 THIS IS NOTHING. 581 00:20:00,486 --> 00:20:01,544 [STRAINING] BARELY A SCRATCH. 582 00:20:01,568 --> 00:20:03,985 LET ME GET YOU SOME ICE. 583 00:20:04,027 --> 00:20:05,027 I'MA NEED 60 BUCKS. 584 00:20:06,277 --> 00:20:08,360 OW! 585 00:20:08,402 --> 00:20:09,462 - THE LEAF MONKEY'S - FANCY HAT FEATHER 586 00:20:09,486 --> 00:20:11,818 POKED MY FINGER. 587 00:20:11,860 --> 00:20:13,194 OH, YOU POOR THING. 588 00:20:13,235 --> 00:20:15,068 - LET ME SEE THAT. - OH... [KISSES] 589 00:20:15,110 --> 00:20:18,402 [MORE KISSES] 590 00:20:18,444 --> 00:20:21,027 OH, COME ON! 591 00:20:21,068 --> 00:20:22,068 [???] 592 00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:24,360 [???] 593 00:20:25,860 --> 00:20:28,568 [MOANING] 594 00:20:28,610 --> 00:20:29,735 OH, SWEETIE, 595 00:20:29,777 --> 00:20:31,444 I KNOW YOU'RE HURTING. 596 00:20:31,486 --> 00:20:32,943 BUT THE IMPORTANT THING IS 597 00:20:32,985 --> 00:20:34,277 THE CARNIVAL MADE 598 00:20:34,278 --> 00:20:35,568 A LARGE PROFIT. 599 00:20:35,610 --> 00:20:37,527 MOST OF IT FROM YOU. 600 00:20:39,027 --> 00:20:40,110 GREAT JOB! [SLAPS] 601 00:20:40,152 --> 00:20:41,693 [MOANS] 602 00:20:45,693 --> 00:20:46,943 YOU'VE GOT TO HIDE ME! 603 00:20:46,985 --> 00:20:49,068 WHAT'S GOING ON? 604 00:20:49,110 --> 00:20:51,068 - THAT LITTLE PSYCHO CHLOE - IS STALKING ME! 605 00:20:51,110 --> 00:20:52,589 OKAY, LET'S 606 00:20:52,590 --> 00:20:54,068 GO OVER THIS AGAIN. 607 00:20:54,110 --> 00:20:55,378 - GIRLS DUCKING INTO THE BATHROOM - TO AVOID YOU 608 00:20:55,402 --> 00:20:57,943 IS NOT STALKING YOU. 609 00:20:57,985 --> 00:20:59,693 - GIRLS CROSSING - A FOUR-LANE HIGHWAY 610 00:20:59,735 --> 00:21:01,086 - BECAUSE THEY HEARD YOU - MIGHT BE COMING THEIR WAY 611 00:21:01,110 --> 00:21:02,902 IS NOT STALKING YOU. 612 00:21:02,943 --> 00:21:03,961 - GIRLS BLOCKING YOU - FROM CONTACTING THEM 613 00:21:03,985 --> 00:21:06,068 ON ALL FORMS OF SOCIAL MEDIA, 614 00:21:06,110 --> 00:21:07,444 - KNOWN - AND HERETOFORE UNKNOWN, 615 00:21:07,486 --> 00:21:09,003 - ON EARTH - AND THROUGHOUT THE UNIVERSE, 616 00:21:09,027 --> 00:21:10,048 IS, BELIEVE IT OR NOT, 617 00:21:10,049 --> 00:21:11,068 NOT STALKING YOU. 618 00:21:11,110 --> 00:21:14,527 BUT THIS ONE IS. 619 00:21:14,568 --> 00:21:16,969 - I HAD TO TAKE TO THE SEWERS - JUST TO GET HER OFF MY TRAIL. 620 00:21:18,152 --> 00:21:19,753 - BY THE WAY, THOSE STORIES - ABOUT THE ALLIGATORS? 621 00:21:19,777 --> 00:21:22,068 REAL. 622 00:21:22,110 --> 00:21:23,711 - WELL, I GUESS - YOU COULD STAY HERE A WHILE. 623 00:21:23,735 --> 00:21:24,777 GREAT! WHAT'S FOR DINNER? 624 00:21:27,235 --> 00:21:30,486 [SCREAMING] 625 00:21:30,527 --> 00:21:32,277 BALLOON BUNNY! 626 00:21:32,319 --> 00:21:35,943 [SCREAMING] 627 00:21:35,985 --> 00:21:36,985 [???] 628 00:21:37,035 --> 00:21:41,585 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 39199

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