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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,170 --> 00:00:06,883 [???] 2 00:00:06,925 --> 00:00:08,344 THIS RIB BONE WAS PRESERVED 3 00:00:08,345 --> 00:00:09,761 FOR 10,000 YEARS 4 00:00:09,802 --> 00:00:11,011 IN THE FROZEN TUNDRA. 5 00:00:12,555 --> 00:00:16,308 WOW, PREHISTORIC MAN WAS HUGE! 6 00:00:16,350 --> 00:00:17,786 - ACTUALLY, IT'S FROM - A WOOLLY MAMMOTH. 7 00:00:17,810 --> 00:00:19,311 UNLIKE DINOSAUR FOSSILS, 8 00:00:19,353 --> 00:00:20,709 THIS RARE SPECIMEN IS STILL 9 00:00:20,710 --> 00:00:22,064 COVERED IN BITS OF FLESH. 10 00:00:22,106 --> 00:00:23,106 NOT ANYMORE. 11 00:00:25,443 --> 00:00:28,863 DO YOU HAVE ANY BARBECUE SAUCE? 12 00:00:28,905 --> 00:00:30,364 SLAB, THAT'S ON LOAN 13 00:00:30,406 --> 00:00:31,950 - FROM THE MUSEUM - OF NATURAL HISTORY! 14 00:00:31,991 --> 00:00:33,326 DO THEY HAVE 15 00:00:33,327 --> 00:00:34,660 ANY BARBECUE SAUCE? 16 00:00:34,702 --> 00:00:35,828 YOU NEANDERTHAL, 17 00:00:35,870 --> 00:00:36,829 GIMME THAT. 18 00:00:36,871 --> 00:00:38,038 [ROARS] 19 00:00:40,165 --> 00:00:41,584 [ROARS] 20 00:00:41,626 --> 00:00:43,085 COULD SOMEONE HELP ME? 21 00:00:43,127 --> 00:00:44,378 I CAN'T. 22 00:00:44,420 --> 00:00:45,817 I'M BUSY DOCUMENTING THIS 23 00:00:45,818 --> 00:00:47,214 IN A CAVE PAINTING. 24 00:00:47,256 --> 00:00:48,132 WATCH IT. 25 00:00:48,173 --> 00:00:50,301 IS SLAB COOKING MR. YOUNG? 26 00:00:50,342 --> 00:00:52,053 COME ON, LIKE YOU DON'T SEE 27 00:00:52,054 --> 00:00:53,763 WHERE THIS IS GOING. 28 00:00:53,805 --> 00:00:55,097 IT'S MINE! 29 00:00:55,139 --> 00:00:56,682 [???] 30 00:00:56,724 --> 00:00:59,269 ? GOODBYE, SUMMER 31 00:00:59,270 --> 00:01:01,813 HELLO, FALL ? 32 00:01:01,854 --> 00:01:03,164 - ? WE'VE BEEN TRYING - TO GET HERE ? 33 00:01:03,188 --> 00:01:05,316 ? SINCE WE BOTH 34 00:01:05,317 --> 00:01:07,443 WERE BARELY TWO FEET TALL ? 35 00:01:07,485 --> 00:01:08,882 ? WHO YOU CALLING KID? 36 00:01:08,883 --> 00:01:10,279 WHO YOU CALLING KID? ? 37 00:01:10,321 --> 00:01:13,282 ? WHO YOU CALLING KID? ? 38 00:01:13,324 --> 00:01:15,200 - ? YOU CAN CALL ME - WHAT YOU WANT ? 39 00:01:15,242 --> 00:01:19,956 ? BUT I WON'T HEAR A WORD... ? 40 00:01:19,998 --> 00:01:21,707 ? WHO YOU CALLING KID? ?? 41 00:01:27,964 --> 00:01:29,048 JOIN NOW. 42 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:30,132 MAKE A DIFFERENCE. 43 00:01:30,174 --> 00:01:31,133 KOOK. 44 00:01:31,175 --> 00:01:33,427 TREE-KILLER! 45 00:01:33,469 --> 00:01:34,720 OKAY, WHAT IS THIS? 46 00:01:34,762 --> 00:01:35,972 IT'S THE ECO CLUB. 47 00:01:36,014 --> 00:01:37,032 - WE'RE A GROUP - OF DEDICATED STUDENTS 48 00:01:37,056 --> 00:01:38,850 WORKING TO PROTECT... 49 00:01:38,891 --> 00:01:41,036 - THAT SOUNDS LIKE A NOBLE CAUSE. - DO YOU HAVE ANY PAMPHLETS? 50 00:01:41,060 --> 00:01:42,728 WELL, WE DON'T KILL TREES 51 00:01:42,770 --> 00:01:44,456 - TO PROMOTE OUR - "DON'T KILL TREES" MESSAGE, 52 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:46,524 - SO INSTEAD OF PAPER FLYERS, - WE HAVE THIS. 53 00:01:46,565 --> 00:01:48,150 IT'S SQUID INK 54 00:01:48,192 --> 00:01:50,152 - ON PARCHMENT MADE FROM - DISCARDED CORN HUSKS. 55 00:01:50,194 --> 00:01:51,779 THAT'LL WORK. 56 00:01:53,197 --> 00:01:54,449 A GIRL JUST GAVE ME 57 00:01:54,450 --> 00:01:55,700 HER PHONE NUMBER. 58 00:01:55,741 --> 00:01:57,994 [TEARS PAPER] 59 00:01:58,036 --> 00:01:59,996 DERBY! 60 00:02:00,038 --> 00:02:01,246 THAT'S OUR ONLY COPY. 61 00:02:01,288 --> 00:02:02,749 OUR SQUID DIVER IS 62 00:02:02,750 --> 00:02:04,208 STILL IN THE HOSPITAL. 63 00:02:04,249 --> 00:02:05,543 I HAD NO CHOICE. 64 00:02:05,584 --> 00:02:06,854 - I HAD TO WRITE IT DOWN - BEFORE I FORGOT IT. 65 00:02:06,878 --> 00:02:08,192 YOU REALLY THINK 66 00:02:08,193 --> 00:02:09,505 HER PHONE NUMBER 67 00:02:09,547 --> 00:02:11,966 IS 1-800-GO-AWAY? 68 00:02:13,217 --> 00:02:14,260 YOU KNOW, THE ECO CLUB 69 00:02:14,261 --> 00:02:15,302 DOES A LOT OF GOOD WORK. 70 00:02:15,344 --> 00:02:17,137 - WE PUT THOSE - RECYCLE BINS IN. 71 00:02:17,179 --> 00:02:19,015 - NOW STUDENTS CAN - SEPARATE THEIR TRASH 72 00:02:19,057 --> 00:02:20,099 INTO PAPER, PLASTIC, 73 00:02:20,100 --> 00:02:21,141 METAL, AND COMPOST. 74 00:02:21,183 --> 00:02:22,560 THAT SEEMS EASY. 75 00:02:22,601 --> 00:02:24,204 - SO I CAN JUST PUT THIS - IN THE PLASTIC BIN? 76 00:02:24,228 --> 00:02:25,271 IF YOU WANT TO RIP OFF 77 00:02:25,272 --> 00:02:26,313 MOTHER EARTH'S HEAD 78 00:02:26,355 --> 00:02:28,566 AND POOP DOWN HER NECK. 79 00:02:28,607 --> 00:02:29,650 SURE, 80 00:02:29,692 --> 00:02:30,860 THE BOTTLE IS PLASTIC, 81 00:02:30,902 --> 00:02:31,945 BUT YOU NEED TO REMOVE 82 00:02:31,946 --> 00:02:32,987 THE PAPER LABEL FIRST, 83 00:02:33,029 --> 00:02:34,030 AND, OBVIOUSLY, 84 00:02:34,031 --> 00:02:35,031 STEAM OFF THE GLUE. 85 00:02:35,073 --> 00:02:37,992 THAT SEEMS LIKE A LOT OF WORK 86 00:02:38,034 --> 00:02:39,618 - WHEN IT'S GOING TO - END UP LIKE THAT. 87 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:40,494 MY GARBAGE! 88 00:02:40,536 --> 00:02:43,998 MY PRECIOUS, PRECIOUS GARBAGE! 89 00:02:46,042 --> 00:02:48,627 THANKS, I'LL CALL YOU LATER. 90 00:02:48,669 --> 00:02:50,088 HEY, THIS IS THE SAME NUMBER 91 00:02:50,089 --> 00:02:51,505 THAT OTHER GIRL GAVE ME. 92 00:02:51,547 --> 00:02:53,007 I GUESS THOSE TWO ARE ROOMMATES. 93 00:02:53,049 --> 00:02:54,508 SLUMBER PARTY! 94 00:02:54,550 --> 00:02:56,218 WHAT ABOUT THE MEAT? 95 00:02:56,260 --> 00:02:57,365 NO, HE DEFINITELY ATE 96 00:02:57,366 --> 00:02:58,470 ALL THE MEAT. 97 00:02:58,512 --> 00:02:59,740 - WELL, WE NEED - THAT BONE BACK. 98 00:02:59,764 --> 00:03:01,473 UM, THE BONE BACK? 99 00:03:01,515 --> 00:03:02,725 YES, DOES HE HAVE IT? 100 00:03:02,767 --> 00:03:04,018 WELL, NO. 101 00:03:04,060 --> 00:03:05,644 APPARENTLY HE'S MAKING SOUP. 102 00:03:05,686 --> 00:03:06,914 - THAT BONE'S BEEN AROUND - FOR 10,000 YEARS, 103 00:03:06,938 --> 00:03:07,960 WHICH IS A LOT LONGER 104 00:03:07,961 --> 00:03:08,981 THAN YOU'RE... 105 00:03:09,023 --> 00:03:10,250 - WHAT AM I GOING TO DO - ABOUT SLAB? 106 00:03:10,274 --> 00:03:12,026 HE'S MAKING MY LIFE MISERABLE! 107 00:03:12,068 --> 00:03:13,485 [TAUNTING] GOT YOUR BOOK... 108 00:03:13,527 --> 00:03:15,029 WHEE! 109 00:03:15,071 --> 00:03:16,280 WELL, I'VE GOT TO SAY, 110 00:03:16,281 --> 00:03:17,489 HE'S A GRACEFUL BULLY. 111 00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:20,242 ALMOST GOT IT THERE... 112 00:03:20,284 --> 00:03:21,243 THAT'S IT! 113 00:03:21,285 --> 00:03:22,703 - THE POINTED TOES, - THE PIROUETTE, 114 00:03:22,745 --> 00:03:23,975 AND WE KNOW HE KEEPS 115 00:03:23,976 --> 00:03:25,205 BALLET SLIPPERS IN HIS LOCKER. 116 00:03:25,247 --> 00:03:26,624 DO YOU SEE WHAT THIS MEANS? 117 00:03:26,665 --> 00:03:29,168 OF COURSE I DO! 118 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:30,920 - BUT I'M GOING TO LET YOU - SAY IT FIRST, 119 00:03:30,962 --> 00:03:32,901 BECAUSE I KNOW 120 00:03:32,902 --> 00:03:34,840 HOW FRAGILE YOUR EGO IS. 121 00:03:34,882 --> 00:03:37,093 SLAB SECRETLY TAKES BALLET. 122 00:03:37,135 --> 00:03:38,987 - DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE CAN DO - WITH THIS INFORMATION? 123 00:03:39,011 --> 00:03:40,805 OBVIOUSLY, 124 00:03:40,846 --> 00:03:42,848 BUT, UH, WHY DON'T 125 00:03:42,849 --> 00:03:44,850 YOU TELL ME, MR. EGO? 126 00:03:44,892 --> 00:03:46,039 WE CAN FOLLOW HIM 127 00:03:46,040 --> 00:03:47,186 TO CLASS, TAKE PICTURES, 128 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:48,789 - AND USE THEM AS LEVERAGE - TO MAKE HIM BACK OFF. 129 00:03:48,813 --> 00:03:50,314 HUH, FINALLY, 130 00:03:50,355 --> 00:03:51,587 I UNDERSTAND WHAT 131 00:03:51,588 --> 00:03:52,817 YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 132 00:03:52,858 --> 00:03:54,443 OKAY, I DON'T KNOW 133 00:03:54,444 --> 00:03:56,028 WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 134 00:03:56,070 --> 00:03:57,279 BLACKMAIL. 135 00:03:57,321 --> 00:03:59,698 OH, WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY SO? 136 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:01,013 I GOT YOUR MINI CAMERA, 137 00:04:01,014 --> 00:04:02,284 YOUR MICRO. 138 00:04:02,326 --> 00:04:03,953 - OVER HERE'S - YOUR POINT-AND-SHOOT, 139 00:04:03,995 --> 00:04:05,621 AND IF YOU'RE MAN ENOUGH, 140 00:04:05,663 --> 00:04:06,998 I GOT YOUR TEDDY CAM. 141 00:04:09,333 --> 00:04:12,128 DANG! HAVE YOU... 142 00:04:12,170 --> 00:04:14,296 OH, DANG'S NOT HERE. 143 00:04:14,338 --> 00:04:15,173 YOU LOOKING FOR ME? 144 00:04:15,214 --> 00:04:16,298 [SHRIEKS] 145 00:04:16,340 --> 00:04:18,884 WHAT WRONG? 146 00:04:18,926 --> 00:04:21,095 YOU JUMPY LIKE CRICKET 147 00:04:21,096 --> 00:04:23,263 DESTINED FOR HOT POT. 148 00:04:23,305 --> 00:04:25,641 - HAVE YOU BEEN MIXING - THE GARBAGE WITH THE RECYCLING? 149 00:04:25,683 --> 00:04:27,434 NO! NEVER! 150 00:04:29,020 --> 00:04:31,897 WELL... 151 00:04:31,939 --> 00:04:33,316 SOMETIMES I MIX 152 00:04:33,317 --> 00:04:34,692 ALUMINUM CANS AND TIN CANS, 153 00:04:34,733 --> 00:04:36,194 AND SOMETIMES 154 00:04:36,235 --> 00:04:38,737 PLASTIC BOTTLE... 155 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:41,323 AND PAPER... 156 00:04:41,365 --> 00:04:42,783 AND FOOD WASTE... 157 00:04:42,825 --> 00:04:46,286 AND RAW SEWAGE, UH, TURPENTINE, 158 00:04:46,328 --> 00:04:48,288 AND OLD CAR BATTERIES. 159 00:04:51,667 --> 00:04:54,378 BUT NEVER MEDICAL WASTE. 160 00:04:54,419 --> 00:04:56,380 UNLESS I HAVE TO THROW OUT 161 00:04:56,381 --> 00:04:58,340 MEDICAL WASTE. 162 00:04:58,382 --> 00:05:00,467 [GROANS IN FRUSTRATION] 163 00:05:00,509 --> 00:05:03,054 [???] 164 00:05:06,390 --> 00:05:08,142 - SLAB MUST ALREADY - BE IN CLASS. 165 00:05:08,184 --> 00:05:09,828 - WELL, WE'D KNOW FOR SURE - IF WE HADN'T LOST HIM. 166 00:05:09,852 --> 00:05:10,978 YOU HAD TO STOP 167 00:05:11,020 --> 00:05:12,372 - AND ASK THAT GIRL - FOR HER PHONE NUMBER. 168 00:05:12,396 --> 00:05:13,981 1-800-GO-AWAY! 169 00:05:15,399 --> 00:05:17,380 I HAD NO IDEA HOW MANY 170 00:05:17,381 --> 00:05:19,361 CUTE GIRLS LIVE TOGETHER. 171 00:05:19,403 --> 00:05:21,363 OKAY, THIS TINY CAMERA 172 00:05:21,364 --> 00:05:23,323 WILL ALLOW US TO TAKE PICTURES 173 00:05:23,365 --> 00:05:24,825 WITHOUT ANYONE NOTICING. 174 00:05:24,867 --> 00:05:25,951 AND THIS LIGHTING UMBRELLA 175 00:05:25,993 --> 00:05:27,807 WILL ENSURE WE HAVE 176 00:05:27,808 --> 00:05:29,621 SOFT, EVEN LIGHTING. 177 00:05:36,545 --> 00:05:37,755 WHERE DO YOU THINK 178 00:05:37,756 --> 00:05:38,964 YOU'RE GOING? 179 00:05:39,006 --> 00:05:40,236 WE WERE JUST HOPING TO COME IN 180 00:05:40,237 --> 00:05:41,466 AND OBSERVE CLASS. 181 00:05:41,508 --> 00:05:43,219 NYET! 182 00:05:44,428 --> 00:05:46,034 ONLY DANCERS ARE ALLOWED 183 00:05:46,035 --> 00:05:47,639 INSIDE THESE WALLS, 184 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:49,829 AND THE DELIVERY GUY 185 00:05:49,830 --> 00:05:51,977 FROM THE BORSCHT BARN. 186 00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:54,105 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS? 187 00:05:54,146 --> 00:05:55,439 YES. 188 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:57,399 - WE'LL HAVE TO LEARN - HOW TO DRIVE, 189 00:05:57,441 --> 00:05:58,901 THEN HOPE THEY'RE HIRING 190 00:05:58,902 --> 00:06:00,360 AT THE BORSCHT BARN. 191 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:03,906 THEN... 192 00:06:03,948 --> 00:06:06,951 LEARN WHAT BORSCHT IS. 193 00:06:06,992 --> 00:06:09,120 OR... 194 00:06:09,161 --> 00:06:11,080 COME ON, DERBY. 195 00:06:11,122 --> 00:06:13,498 YOU CAN DO THIS. 196 00:06:13,540 --> 00:06:15,417 WE COULD... 197 00:06:15,459 --> 00:06:18,420 DIG FOR IT. 198 00:06:18,462 --> 00:06:21,548 BECOME DANCERS? 199 00:06:21,590 --> 00:06:23,425 YES! 200 00:06:23,467 --> 00:06:25,385 GOOD DERBY... 201 00:06:29,807 --> 00:06:31,433 AND PIQUE, 202 00:06:31,475 --> 00:06:33,852 AND PIQUE, AND PIQUE, 203 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:37,648 AND PIQUE AND PIQUE... 204 00:06:39,984 --> 00:06:41,610 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - I DON'T SEE SLAB. 205 00:06:41,652 --> 00:06:42,820 YEAH, I DON'T CARE. 206 00:06:42,861 --> 00:06:45,447 [SHUTTER CLICKING RAPIDLY] 207 00:06:45,489 --> 00:06:47,449 AH... 208 00:06:47,491 --> 00:06:48,951 I SEE YOU DECIDED 209 00:06:48,952 --> 00:06:50,410 TO JOIN THE CLASS. 210 00:06:50,452 --> 00:06:51,495 WE WERE THINKING ABOUT IT, 211 00:06:51,536 --> 00:06:53,705 BUT DECIDED NOT TO. 212 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:55,291 IS THIS HOW I HOLD HER BUTT, 213 00:06:55,333 --> 00:06:56,750 OR SHOULD I USE ONE HAND? 214 00:07:00,338 --> 00:07:01,339 CANS, 215 00:07:01,380 --> 00:07:02,923 BOTTLES, NEWSPAPERS, 216 00:07:02,965 --> 00:07:06,468 THESE DON'T GO TOGETHER. 217 00:07:06,510 --> 00:07:08,950 MUCH LIKE BUN TOM GA NUONG 218 00:07:08,951 --> 00:07:11,390 AND CHOCOLATE MILK. 219 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:12,641 UCH! 220 00:07:12,683 --> 00:07:14,476 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS IS. 221 00:07:14,518 --> 00:07:15,957 THAT BUN TOM GA NUONG 222 00:07:15,958 --> 00:07:17,396 AND CHOCOLATE MILK! 223 00:07:18,563 --> 00:07:19,774 I TOLD YOU 224 00:07:19,775 --> 00:07:20,983 IT NOT GO TOGETHER. 225 00:07:21,025 --> 00:07:22,442 COMPOSTABLE. 226 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:24,800 ALL OF THIS STUFF 227 00:07:24,801 --> 00:07:25,821 NEEDS TO BE SEPARATED. 228 00:07:25,863 --> 00:07:27,489 PHONE BOOK, 229 00:07:27,531 --> 00:07:28,490 PRINTER CARTRIDGE? 230 00:07:28,532 --> 00:07:30,951 OLD TOILET SEAT... 231 00:07:30,993 --> 00:07:32,245 HEY, THIS LOOKS 232 00:07:32,246 --> 00:07:33,495 JUST LIKE THE TEDDY BEAR 233 00:07:33,537 --> 00:07:36,665 DERBY GAVE ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY. 234 00:07:38,542 --> 00:07:40,127 SEE, DANG, WE'RE MAKING 235 00:07:40,128 --> 00:07:41,712 THE WORLD A CLEANER PLACE. 236 00:07:49,887 --> 00:07:51,805 - WE WERE OBVIOUSLY - WRONG ABOUT SLAB. 237 00:07:51,847 --> 00:07:53,515 CAN WE PLEASE LEAVE? 238 00:07:53,557 --> 00:07:55,475 - LEAVE? - WHY WOULD I LEAVE? 239 00:07:55,517 --> 00:07:56,435 - I'VE FINALLY FOUND - THE HEADQUARTERS 240 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:58,854 OF 1-800-GO-AWAY! 241 00:08:00,022 --> 00:08:02,983 SLAB! 242 00:08:03,025 --> 00:08:04,526 - I'M, SORRY I'M LATE, - MADAME K., 243 00:08:04,568 --> 00:08:05,652 BUT I BROUGHT SOUP. 244 00:08:05,694 --> 00:08:06,758 [GASPS] 245 00:08:06,759 --> 00:08:07,821 FROM THE BORSCHT BARN? 246 00:08:07,863 --> 00:08:09,781 NO, I MADE IT MYSELF. 247 00:08:14,203 --> 00:08:15,203 MMM! 248 00:08:16,663 --> 00:08:18,249 DID YOU USE AGED BEEF? 249 00:08:18,290 --> 00:08:19,750 ICE AGED. 250 00:08:22,044 --> 00:08:23,503 - THERE HE IS. - TAKE SOME PICTURES. 251 00:08:25,589 --> 00:08:27,091 THE MEMORY CARD'S FULL. 252 00:08:27,132 --> 00:08:28,717 SO DELETE A FEW. 253 00:08:28,759 --> 00:08:30,552 NO. 254 00:08:30,594 --> 00:08:32,075 [ADAM, WHISPERING]: 255 00:08:32,076 --> 00:08:33,555 GIVE ME THE CAMERA! 256 00:08:33,597 --> 00:08:34,556 [DERBY]: FORGET IT! 257 00:08:34,598 --> 00:08:37,517 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 258 00:08:37,559 --> 00:08:39,103 YEAH... 259 00:08:39,144 --> 00:08:42,564 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 260 00:08:42,606 --> 00:08:44,566 Y-YOU SEE, I... 261 00:08:44,608 --> 00:08:46,026 DON'T BOTHER. 262 00:08:46,068 --> 00:08:47,188 I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON HERE. 263 00:08:49,821 --> 00:08:51,866 YOU BOTH LOVE BALLET 264 00:08:51,867 --> 00:08:53,909 AS MUCH AS I DO! 265 00:08:55,244 --> 00:08:57,246 - WE COULD BE STUCK IN - THAT BALLET CLASS FOREVER! 266 00:08:57,288 --> 00:08:58,663 WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? 267 00:08:58,705 --> 00:09:00,582 - IF I WERE YOU, I'D WORK ON - MY GRANDS JETES. 268 00:09:00,624 --> 00:09:02,105 YOU'RE ABOUT 269 00:09:02,106 --> 00:09:03,585 AS FLEXIBLE AS A PRETZEL. 270 00:09:03,627 --> 00:09:05,087 - PRETZELS ARE - VERY FLEXIBLE. 271 00:09:05,129 --> 00:09:06,922 - NOT THE SOFT KIND - YOU PUT MUSTARD ON, 272 00:09:06,964 --> 00:09:08,090 THE HARD CRUNCHY ONES 273 00:09:08,091 --> 00:09:09,216 THAT COME IN SNACK MIX. 274 00:09:09,258 --> 00:09:10,610 - YOU'RE ALSO LIKE - THE SALTED CASHEWS 275 00:09:10,634 --> 00:09:11,843 AND CHEESY GOLDFISH... 276 00:09:13,637 --> 00:09:15,407 - BUT YOU'RE NOTHING LIKE - THE WOVEN WHEAT SQUARES. 277 00:09:15,431 --> 00:09:17,662 YOU WISH YOU WERE LIKE 278 00:09:17,663 --> 00:09:19,893 THE WOVEN WHEAT SQUARES. 279 00:09:19,935 --> 00:09:21,061 ARE YOU HUNGRY, 280 00:09:21,062 --> 00:09:22,187 BY ANY CHANCE? 281 00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:24,273 YEAH, A LITTLE BIT. 282 00:09:24,315 --> 00:09:25,358 HOW ARE MY 283 00:09:25,359 --> 00:09:26,400 BALLET BUDDIES? 284 00:09:26,442 --> 00:09:27,234 GOOD. 285 00:09:27,276 --> 00:09:29,153 HUNGRY. 286 00:09:29,194 --> 00:09:30,630 - IT'S SO GREAT THAT - THERE ARE OTHER GUYS 287 00:09:30,654 --> 00:09:31,613 WHO LOVE BALLET. 288 00:09:31,655 --> 00:09:32,882 - IT MAKES ME FEEL - SO RELIEVED, 289 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:35,700 SO FREE, SO ALIVE! 290 00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:37,035 THAT'S FUNNY, 291 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,638 - BECAUSE IT MAKES ME FEEL - SO SICK, SO TRAPPED, 292 00:09:38,662 --> 00:09:40,664 SO DEAD. 293 00:09:40,705 --> 00:09:42,040 - I THINK BALLET - IS AWESOME. 294 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:43,684 - A ROOM FULL OF GIRLS - IN THOSE TIGHT... 295 00:09:43,708 --> 00:09:45,169 WHAT DO YOU CALL 'EM? 296 00:09:45,210 --> 00:09:46,210 TIGHTS? 297 00:09:47,338 --> 00:09:48,840 WELL, FOR ME, 298 00:09:48,841 --> 00:09:50,341 IT'S JUST ABOUT THE DANCE. 299 00:09:50,382 --> 00:09:51,467 SPEAKING OF WHICH, 300 00:09:51,509 --> 00:09:52,801 - I NEED TO - PRACTICE MY LIFTS. 301 00:09:52,843 --> 00:09:54,178 YOU DO THE GIRL PART. 302 00:09:56,680 --> 00:09:57,722 WOW! 303 00:09:57,764 --> 00:09:58,787 YOU'RE AS LIGHT 304 00:09:58,788 --> 00:09:59,808 AS A WOVEN WHEAT SQUARE. 305 00:09:59,850 --> 00:10:01,081 YEAH, BUT 306 00:10:01,082 --> 00:10:02,311 AS FLEXIBLE AS A PRETZEL. 307 00:10:02,353 --> 00:10:04,038 - I REALLY THINK THAT PHRASE - IS CATCHING ON. 308 00:10:04,062 --> 00:10:05,063 I'VE HEARD IT 309 00:10:05,064 --> 00:10:06,064 A COUPLE TIMES TODAY. 310 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:07,649 WHOA, WHOA! 311 00:10:07,691 --> 00:10:08,776 SLAB, 312 00:10:08,777 --> 00:10:09,860 PUT ME DOWN! 313 00:10:09,901 --> 00:10:11,653 CHECK OUT SLAB... 314 00:10:11,695 --> 00:10:12,654 [MURMURING IN CURIOSITY] 315 00:10:12,696 --> 00:10:14,072 NEXT TIME I COME TO COLLECT, 316 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:15,866 YOU HAVE YOUR LUNCH MONEY READY! 317 00:10:15,907 --> 00:10:16,907 [ADAM SCREAMS] 318 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:20,620 [GASPING IN FRIGHT] 319 00:10:23,748 --> 00:10:25,709 [ADAM WHIMPERS IN CONFUSION] 320 00:10:27,252 --> 00:10:28,253 SORRY. 321 00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:29,547 I HAVE A REPUTATION 322 00:10:29,548 --> 00:10:30,797 TO PROTECT. 323 00:10:30,839 --> 00:10:32,758 NOT EVERYONE IS 324 00:10:32,759 --> 00:10:34,676 AS EVOLVED AS WE ARE. 325 00:10:38,722 --> 00:10:40,703 DANG, I GOT YOU 326 00:10:40,704 --> 00:10:42,684 A SURPRISE. 327 00:10:42,726 --> 00:10:45,896 WHAT COULD IT BE? 328 00:10:45,937 --> 00:10:46,938 [RATTLING] 329 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:50,650 IS IT PAJAMA? 330 00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:56,323 WAIT, SAVE 331 00:10:56,324 --> 00:10:57,324 THE WRAPPING PARCHMENT! 332 00:10:57,366 --> 00:10:58,325 [YELPS IN DELIGHT] 333 00:10:58,367 --> 00:11:00,452 THE BUCKET-MASTER XL-7 DELUXE! 334 00:11:00,494 --> 00:11:02,246 [POWER SURGES] 335 00:11:02,287 --> 00:11:03,539 [GIGGLES IN DISBELIEF] 336 00:11:03,581 --> 00:11:04,748 IT THE CENTERFOLD 337 00:11:04,789 --> 00:11:06,354 IN THIS MONTH'S 338 00:11:06,355 --> 00:11:07,918 CONTEMPORARY CUSTODIAN. 339 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:11,171 YUP. 340 00:11:11,213 --> 00:11:12,423 CHECK OUT THE NO-SPLASH SPOUT. 341 00:11:12,464 --> 00:11:13,965 [GASPS] 342 00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:15,884 AND ERGONOMIC 343 00:11:15,926 --> 00:11:17,094 EASY-TOUCH WRINGER... 344 00:11:18,470 --> 00:11:19,597 NOT TO MENTION 345 00:11:19,638 --> 00:11:21,765 THE SPACE-AGE CHUNDER FILTER. 346 00:11:21,806 --> 00:11:23,267 [GASPS] 347 00:11:23,308 --> 00:11:25,727 PLUS BOTTLE OPENER! 348 00:11:25,769 --> 00:11:28,855 AND... CHECK THIS OUT. 349 00:11:28,897 --> 00:11:30,482 100% RECYCLED. 350 00:11:30,524 --> 00:11:32,798 I NOT THINK RECYCLING GOOD 351 00:11:32,799 --> 00:11:35,070 FOR ANYTHING EXCEPT MOP WATER. 352 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,575 MY GREAT, GREAT GRANDFATHER 353 00:11:39,576 --> 00:11:41,452 USED THIS WATER 354 00:11:41,493 --> 00:11:42,891 TO CLEAN EMPEROR MINH MANG'S 355 00:11:42,892 --> 00:11:44,288 OUTHOUSE. 356 00:11:47,916 --> 00:11:50,377 AAH... 357 00:11:52,087 --> 00:11:53,814 - THERE ARE LOTS OF GREAT - RECYCLED PRODUCTS. 358 00:11:53,838 --> 00:11:55,757 BROWNISH-LOOKING GREETING CARDS, 359 00:11:55,799 --> 00:11:57,593 BROWNISH-LOOKING COFFEE FILTERS, 360 00:11:57,635 --> 00:11:59,387 BROWNISH-LOOKING 361 00:11:59,388 --> 00:12:01,138 BROWN PAPER BAGS. 362 00:12:01,179 --> 00:12:03,557 YOU CONVINCE ME. 363 00:12:03,599 --> 00:12:05,934 LET US TOAST 364 00:12:05,976 --> 00:12:08,020 THE MIRACLE THAT IS 365 00:12:08,021 --> 00:12:10,063 RECYCLING... 366 00:12:10,105 --> 00:12:11,356 [CLINK] 367 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:12,838 WITH REFRESHING 368 00:12:12,839 --> 00:12:14,276 SEA URCHIN SODA! 369 00:12:23,619 --> 00:12:24,892 I HAVE SOME 370 00:12:24,893 --> 00:12:26,163 EXCITING NEWS. 371 00:12:26,204 --> 00:12:27,477 I HAVE BEEN WATCHING YOU ALL 372 00:12:27,478 --> 00:12:28,748 BLOSSOM INTO WONDERFUL DANCERS. 373 00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:32,419 WELL, MOST OF YOU. 374 00:12:33,837 --> 00:12:35,109 AND I FEEL THAT YOU ARE 375 00:12:35,110 --> 00:12:36,381 READY TO PERFORM 376 00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:39,259 IN PUBLIC. 377 00:12:39,301 --> 00:12:41,261 [ALL CLAPPING] 378 00:12:41,303 --> 00:12:43,221 - WHAT ARE YOU - SO HAPPY ABOUT? 379 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,241 - I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO KEEP - YOUR LOVE OF BALLET A SECRET. 380 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:46,975 - I DID, BUT THEN - YOU TWO MADE ME REALIZE 381 00:12:47,017 --> 00:12:48,081 THAT I HAVE NOTHING 382 00:12:48,082 --> 00:12:49,144 TO BE ASHAMED OF. 383 00:12:49,186 --> 00:12:50,812 - IF ANYONE POINTS - THEIR FINGER AT ME, 384 00:12:50,854 --> 00:12:52,231 I'LL JUST POINT 385 00:12:52,232 --> 00:12:53,607 MY TOE RIGHT BACK. 386 00:12:53,649 --> 00:12:55,150 WE WILL BE PERFORMING 387 00:12:55,192 --> 00:12:56,214 SELECTIONS 388 00:12:56,215 --> 00:12:57,235 FROM THE NUTCRACKER 389 00:12:57,277 --> 00:13:00,989 AT FINNEGAN HIGH SCHOOL. 390 00:13:01,031 --> 00:13:02,157 [APPLAUSE] 391 00:13:02,199 --> 00:13:03,742 - HEY, WE GO - TO THAT SCHOOL. 392 00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,661 OH, AND DON'T YOU 393 00:13:05,662 --> 00:13:07,538 TEACH THERE? 394 00:13:12,834 --> 00:13:15,003 [???] 395 00:13:15,045 --> 00:13:16,880 - WHAT AM I - GOING TO DO? 396 00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:18,256 I BARELY GET ANY RESPECT 397 00:13:18,257 --> 00:13:19,591 AS A TEACHER NOW. 398 00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:20,842 BARELY? 399 00:13:20,884 --> 00:13:21,989 YOU'RE GIVING YOURSELF 400 00:13:21,990 --> 00:13:23,094 WAY TOO MUCH CREDIT. 401 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:24,888 - WELL, IT'S GOING TO - BE EVEN WORSE 402 00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:25,952 IF THE ENTIRE SCHOOL 403 00:13:25,953 --> 00:13:26,973 SEES ME PRANCING AROUND 404 00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:29,434 IN A SKIN-TIGHT UNITARD. 405 00:13:30,894 --> 00:13:33,731 OW, MY LEG! 406 00:13:33,772 --> 00:13:34,898 OH! OH... 407 00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:36,691 I HAVE TORN THE MUSCLE 408 00:13:36,692 --> 00:13:38,443 AROUND MY MEDIAL MALLEOLUS! 409 00:13:40,862 --> 00:13:42,364 I'M AFRAID 410 00:13:42,365 --> 00:13:43,865 I WILL BE UNABLE TO PERFORM. 411 00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:46,577 AW... 412 00:13:46,618 --> 00:13:49,496 DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. 413 00:13:49,538 --> 00:13:50,811 BARYSHNIKOV 414 00:13:50,812 --> 00:13:52,082 ONCE PERFORMED SWAN LAKE 415 00:13:52,123 --> 00:13:53,875 WITH A FRACTURED SKULL 416 00:13:53,917 --> 00:13:56,461 AND HIS FOOT IN BEAR TRAP. 417 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:01,174 [CLAPPING FOR ATTENTION] 418 00:14:01,175 --> 00:14:02,175 CLASS! 419 00:14:02,217 --> 00:14:05,220 GATHER 'ROUND. 420 00:14:05,262 --> 00:14:07,139 I HAVE DECIDED 421 00:14:07,140 --> 00:14:09,015 WHO WILL PLAY OUR PRINCE. 422 00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:10,183 WELL, I ASSUME 423 00:14:10,184 --> 00:14:11,309 IT WILL BE THE BOY 424 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:13,291 WHO'S BEEN TAKING BALLET 425 00:14:13,292 --> 00:14:15,230 SINCE HE WAS THREE. 426 00:14:15,272 --> 00:14:17,691 OUR STAR DANSEUR WILL BE... 427 00:14:17,733 --> 00:14:18,900 SLAB! 428 00:14:18,942 --> 00:14:20,110 - YES! - I KNEW IT. 429 00:14:20,151 --> 00:14:21,528 NO, SLAB, MOVE OVER. 430 00:14:21,570 --> 00:14:23,697 YOU'RE BLOCKING OUR STAR, 431 00:14:23,739 --> 00:14:25,490 DERBY! 432 00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:27,743 [APPLAUSE] 433 00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:31,954 HAH! 434 00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:35,875 METAL! 435 00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:38,462 H'YAH! 436 00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:42,633 PLASTIC! 437 00:14:43,634 --> 00:14:45,885 HAH! 438 00:14:46,928 --> 00:14:49,473 COMPOST! 439 00:14:51,182 --> 00:14:52,892 GREAT. 440 00:14:52,934 --> 00:14:54,415 THE ONE DAY SLAB 441 00:14:54,416 --> 00:14:55,895 DOESN'T STEAL MY LUNCH. 442 00:14:57,147 --> 00:14:58,461 HEY, EVERYBODY, 443 00:14:58,462 --> 00:14:59,775 10 MINUTES TILL CURTAIN! 444 00:15:04,988 --> 00:15:06,323 NICE TRENCH COAT, 445 00:15:06,364 --> 00:15:08,325 - BUT I'M PRETTY SURE - TCHAIKOVSKY DIDN'T WRITE 446 00:15:08,366 --> 00:15:10,077 A HARD-BOILED DETECTIVE 447 00:15:10,078 --> 00:15:11,787 INTO THE NUTCRACKER. 448 00:15:11,829 --> 00:15:12,892 I'M NOT IN THE SHOW 449 00:15:12,893 --> 00:15:13,955 UNTIL THE RUSSIAN DANCE. 450 00:15:13,997 --> 00:15:15,957 I'M TRYING NOT TO BE SEEN. 451 00:15:15,999 --> 00:15:17,980 THE WAY YOU DANCE, 452 00:15:17,981 --> 00:15:19,961 I DON'T BLAME YOU. 453 00:15:20,003 --> 00:15:20,962 - JUST RELAX, - IT'S NIGHTTIME. 454 00:15:21,004 --> 00:15:22,964 - THERE'S NO ONE - FROM SCHOOL HERE. 455 00:15:23,006 --> 00:15:24,966 - IN FACT, - THERE'S BARELY ANYONE HERE. 456 00:15:25,008 --> 00:15:26,926 [SNORING] 457 00:15:31,014 --> 00:15:31,973 THANK GOODNESS. 458 00:15:32,015 --> 00:15:33,975 ADAM? 459 00:15:34,017 --> 00:15:35,977 ECHO? 460 00:15:36,019 --> 00:15:36,978 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, 461 00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:38,980 TRYING TO SOLVE A MURDER? 462 00:15:39,022 --> 00:15:40,982 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE... 463 00:15:41,024 --> 00:15:41,983 [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] 464 00:15:42,025 --> 00:15:43,485 WITH THE WHOLE CLASS? 465 00:15:43,527 --> 00:15:44,674 WE'RE SUPPOSED TO WRITE 466 00:15:44,675 --> 00:15:45,821 A REPORT FOR DRAMA. 467 00:15:45,863 --> 00:15:47,323 OH, AND TAKE 468 00:15:47,324 --> 00:15:48,782 LOTS AND LOTS OF PHOTOS. 469 00:15:48,824 --> 00:15:51,993 [SHUTTERS CLICKING] 470 00:15:52,035 --> 00:15:53,995 [???] 471 00:15:54,037 --> 00:15:55,997 [APPLAUSE] 472 00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:57,207 AND NOW, 473 00:15:57,208 --> 00:15:58,375 THE WALTZ OF THE SNOWFLAKES. 474 00:15:58,416 --> 00:16:01,002 [APPLAUSE] 475 00:16:01,044 --> 00:16:02,962 [???] 476 00:16:29,072 --> 00:16:31,115 THAT'S SLAB! 477 00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:32,742 LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GETTING 478 00:16:32,743 --> 00:16:34,327 SOME HEAVY SNOWFALL. 479 00:16:41,084 --> 00:16:42,523 OH, MY GOSH, 480 00:16:42,524 --> 00:16:43,962 IS THAT DERBY? 481 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,171 [???] 482 00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:20,039 [SCATTERED APPLAUSE] 483 00:17:21,332 --> 00:17:23,084 IS THAT ALL YOU GOT? 484 00:17:23,126 --> 00:17:25,169 WE WERE EXQUISITE! 485 00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:26,964 [FERVENT APPLAUSE] 486 00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:35,680 IN A MOMENT, 487 00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:36,911 WE WILL BEGIN 488 00:17:36,912 --> 00:17:38,099 OUR NEXT SELECTION, 489 00:17:38,141 --> 00:17:40,685 TREPAK, THE RUSSIAN DANCE. 490 00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:42,246 - UH, I'M GOING TO GO - GET US SOME MUNCHIES 491 00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:43,271 FROM THE SNACK BAR. 492 00:17:43,313 --> 00:17:44,835 BUT YOU'RE GOING TO 493 00:17:44,836 --> 00:17:46,357 MISS THE NEXT DANCE. 494 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:48,652 I WISH. 495 00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:51,404 [???] 496 00:17:54,449 --> 00:17:55,449 HERE GOES NOTHING... 497 00:18:12,509 --> 00:18:14,135 WE WERE SO MUCH BETTER. 498 00:18:14,177 --> 00:18:15,136 TRUE. 499 00:18:15,178 --> 00:18:17,096 - COULD YOU PUT ME - DOWN NOW? 500 00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:22,143 [???] 501 00:18:22,185 --> 00:18:23,645 OUCH! 502 00:18:23,687 --> 00:18:26,147 OW! 503 00:18:26,189 --> 00:18:27,357 [SHUTTERS CLICKING] 504 00:18:27,398 --> 00:18:29,275 [???] 505 00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:33,445 OOF! 506 00:18:35,699 --> 00:18:37,116 [GRUNTING] 507 00:18:42,539 --> 00:18:44,290 [KICKS THUDDING] 508 00:18:44,332 --> 00:18:45,375 STOP IT! 509 00:18:45,416 --> 00:18:46,793 AS YOU CAN SEE, 510 00:18:46,835 --> 00:18:48,254 THERE ARE MANY INTERPRETATIONS 511 00:18:48,255 --> 00:18:49,671 OF TCHAIKOVSKY'S VISION. 512 00:18:49,713 --> 00:18:51,381 - WE WILL TAKE - A SHORT INTERMISSION 513 00:18:51,422 --> 00:18:52,778 WHILE WE CHECK 514 00:18:52,779 --> 00:18:54,133 FOR INTERNAL BLEEDING. 515 00:18:59,931 --> 00:19:01,725 WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG? 516 00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:03,977 - THE LINE-UP FOR THE SNACK BAR - WENT ON FOREVER. 517 00:19:04,019 --> 00:19:05,271 I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW 518 00:19:05,272 --> 00:19:06,521 THE SCHOOL HAD A SNACK BAR. 519 00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:08,106 TURNS OUT IT DOESN'T. 520 00:19:08,189 --> 00:19:09,503 THERE WERE A LOT OF ANGRY PEOPLE 521 00:19:09,504 --> 00:19:10,817 IN THAT LINE. 522 00:19:10,859 --> 00:19:12,569 SO... 523 00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:14,404 DID I MISS ANY LAME KIDS 524 00:19:14,405 --> 00:19:16,197 DOING LAME BALLET? 525 00:19:16,239 --> 00:19:18,783 SO LAME. 526 00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:20,219 - HEY, WHAT DID YOU - THINK OF MY DANCE? 527 00:19:20,243 --> 00:19:21,536 IT WAS INCREDIBLE! 528 00:19:21,578 --> 00:19:22,621 I'VE NEVER SEEN 529 00:19:22,622 --> 00:19:23,663 THAT SIDE OF YOU BEFORE. 530 00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:25,790 THE FRONT? 531 00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,084 NO, THE SENSITIVE, 532 00:19:27,085 --> 00:19:28,334 ARTISTIC SIDE. 533 00:19:28,376 --> 00:19:29,878 I DON'T SUPPOSE 534 00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:32,463 - YOU'D BE INTERESTED IN GIVING ME - PRIVATE BALLET LESSONS? 535 00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:34,340 I WOULD LOVE TO. 536 00:19:34,382 --> 00:19:35,550 I HAVE TO WARN YOU, THOUGH, 537 00:19:35,592 --> 00:19:36,614 I'M ABOUT AS FLEXIBLE 538 00:19:36,615 --> 00:19:37,635 AS A PRETZEL. 539 00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:39,345 - I TOLD YOU IT WAS - CATCHING ON. 540 00:19:39,387 --> 00:19:40,847 NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, 541 00:19:40,889 --> 00:19:42,286 I HAVE SOME 542 00:19:42,287 --> 00:19:43,683 PHONE NUMBERS TO GET. 543 00:19:43,725 --> 00:19:45,351 - WAIT, SO YOU DON'T - THINK IT WAS LAME? 544 00:19:45,393 --> 00:19:46,310 NO. 545 00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:47,812 - I ADMIRE ANY GUY - CONFIDENT ENOUGH 546 00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:49,064 TO EXPRESS HIMSELF 547 00:19:49,065 --> 00:19:50,273 THROUGH THE ART OF BALLET, 548 00:19:50,314 --> 00:19:51,900 AND... 549 00:19:51,942 --> 00:19:53,419 - WHEN YOU FACTOR IN - THE STRENGTH AND GRACE 550 00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:56,071 OF A DANCER'S BODY... 551 00:19:56,113 --> 00:19:57,739 - YOU WOULDN'T - UNDERSTAND. 552 00:19:57,781 --> 00:19:58,698 - WHAT? - NO, NO, NO! 553 00:19:58,740 --> 00:19:59,574 NO, I-I DO UNDERSTAND! 554 00:19:59,616 --> 00:20:03,078 I TAKE BALLET, TOO! 555 00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:05,622 [SHUTTERS CLICKING] 556 00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:07,562 [SCOFFING] 557 00:20:07,563 --> 00:20:09,459 MR. YOUNG TAKES BALLET. 558 00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:10,648 WHY WERE YOU HIDING IT 559 00:20:10,649 --> 00:20:11,795 ALL THIS TIME? 560 00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:13,755 - I THOUGHT EVERYONE - THOUGHT IT WAS LAME! 561 00:20:13,797 --> 00:20:15,423 - THAT'S THE ONLY REASON - I SIGNED UP, 562 00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:16,734 - TO GET PICTURES - TO BLACKMAIL SLAB! 563 00:20:16,758 --> 00:20:17,884 WHAT? 564 00:20:17,926 --> 00:20:18,718 WHAT? 565 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,219 WHAT? 566 00:20:22,305 --> 00:20:23,449 - I'M GOING TO USE - YOUR BONES 567 00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:26,350 FOR SOUP! 568 00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:27,769 [SCREAMS] 569 00:20:30,313 --> 00:20:32,023 WHEN YOU'RE DONE, 570 00:20:32,024 --> 00:20:33,733 DON'T FORGET TO COMPOST! 571 00:20:36,277 --> 00:20:37,277 [???] 572 00:20:38,321 --> 00:20:40,281 - THAT CAN NOT - MADE OF PAPER! 573 00:20:40,323 --> 00:20:43,910 IT MADE OF... CAN. 574 00:20:43,952 --> 00:20:45,286 CAN WHICH COLLAPSE 575 00:20:45,328 --> 00:20:46,621 LIKE LUNGS OF BOY 576 00:20:46,622 --> 00:20:47,914 WHO NOT RECYCLE! 577 00:20:52,335 --> 00:20:54,087 - I'VE GOT TO SAY, - I'M IMPRESSED. 578 00:20:54,129 --> 00:20:55,254 THANKS TO YOUR EFFORTS, 579 00:20:55,296 --> 00:20:56,798 THE SCHOOL IS NOW RECYCLING 580 00:20:56,799 --> 00:20:58,299 98% OF ITS TRASH. 581 00:20:58,341 --> 00:21:00,301 - IT EASY TO - SEPARATE GARBAGE. 582 00:21:00,343 --> 00:21:02,053 ONE BIN FOR COMPOST, 583 00:21:02,054 --> 00:21:03,763 ONE BIN FOR METAL, 584 00:21:03,805 --> 00:21:05,765 ONE BIN FOR PLASTIC, 585 00:21:05,807 --> 00:21:07,308 - AND ONE BIN FOR - FAKE PHONE NUMBERS 586 00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:08,350 GIRLS GIVE DERBY. 587 00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:11,188 HERE'S ANOTHER LOAD. 588 00:21:18,361 --> 00:21:19,570 [???] 589 00:21:26,203 --> 00:21:27,455 I WONDER WHY 590 00:21:27,456 --> 00:21:28,705 HE HASN'T CALLED YET. 591 00:21:30,373 --> 00:21:31,332 OH, WELL. 592 00:21:31,374 --> 00:21:33,126 PILLOW FIGHT! 593 00:21:33,168 --> 00:21:35,419 [GIGGLING, SHRIEKING] 594 00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:37,463 [???] 595 00:21:37,513 --> 00:21:42,063 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 35922

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