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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,042 --> 00:00:05,250 [??] 2 00:00:05,292 --> 00:00:06,542 FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL. 3 00:00:06,543 --> 00:00:07,792 DON'T YOU JUST... 4 00:00:07,834 --> 00:00:10,542 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 5 00:00:10,584 --> 00:00:12,167 - I NEED TO PUT - MY GAME FACE ON. 6 00:00:12,209 --> 00:00:14,375 - HUTCH ANDERSON - BROKE UP WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND. 7 00:00:14,417 --> 00:00:15,792 [THUMP] 8 00:00:15,834 --> 00:00:17,083 WHAT WAS THAT? 9 00:00:17,125 --> 00:00:18,476 - RELAX. IT WAS JUST - A PIECE OF WOOD. 10 00:00:18,500 --> 00:00:19,709 OR A CAT. 11 00:00:19,751 --> 00:00:21,334 OR MAYBE A SLEEPING HOBO. 12 00:00:22,542 --> 00:00:23,876 [BRAKES SCREECH] 13 00:00:23,918 --> 00:00:25,293 OH! OH, WE ARE 14 00:00:25,294 --> 00:00:26,667 GOING TO DIE. 15 00:00:26,709 --> 00:00:28,059 - YOU CANNOT STEER - AND PUT ON MASCARA 16 00:00:28,083 --> 00:00:29,042 AT THE SAME TIME. 17 00:00:29,083 --> 00:00:30,042 [SIGHS] FINE! 18 00:00:30,083 --> 00:00:32,125 YOU TAKE THE WHEEL. 19 00:00:32,167 --> 00:00:33,334 WHAT? 20 00:00:33,375 --> 00:00:34,626 I'M NOT OLD ENOUGH 21 00:00:34,627 --> 00:00:35,876 TO DRIVE! 22 00:00:35,918 --> 00:00:36,959 GIVE ME 23 00:00:36,960 --> 00:00:38,000 THAT MAKEUP BAG. 24 00:00:39,375 --> 00:00:40,647 THIS HUTCH 25 00:00:40,648 --> 00:00:41,918 HAD BETTER BE WORTH IT. 26 00:00:41,959 --> 00:00:43,000 GO LIKE THIS... 27 00:00:45,375 --> 00:00:46,334 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 28 00:00:46,375 --> 00:00:47,584 BLENDING. 29 00:00:47,626 --> 00:00:49,185 - YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY SHOULD BUY - A WARMER BASE 30 00:00:49,209 --> 00:00:50,876 - IF YOU WANT - TO MAKE YOUR EYES POP. 31 00:00:53,167 --> 00:00:55,000 HERE WE ARE. 32 00:00:58,542 --> 00:01:00,167 WAIT. WHY ARE WE IN A FOREST? 33 00:01:00,209 --> 00:01:01,393 - I'M NOT GOING - TO SHOW UP AT SCHOOL 34 00:01:01,417 --> 00:01:03,042 WITH MY KID BROTHER. 35 00:01:04,209 --> 00:01:05,709 [GRUNTS] 36 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:09,584 [ANIMAL CALLS] 37 00:01:09,626 --> 00:01:10,584 IS THAT A COYOTE? 38 00:01:10,626 --> 00:01:12,125 SURE IS. 39 00:01:16,959 --> 00:01:19,667 [LAUGHING] WHAT A BOZO. 40 00:01:19,709 --> 00:01:21,459 [HONKING] 41 00:01:22,751 --> 00:01:25,584 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 42 00:01:25,626 --> 00:01:27,773 THAT'S THE LAST TIME 43 00:01:27,774 --> 00:01:29,918 I WEAR MUSK DEODORANT. 44 00:01:29,959 --> 00:01:30,959 UGH! 45 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:32,375 OW! 46 00:01:32,417 --> 00:01:33,501 ZIPPER IN THE EYE, 47 00:01:33,502 --> 00:01:34,584 ZIPPER IN THE EYE! 48 00:01:35,834 --> 00:01:37,083 DERBY? 49 00:01:37,125 --> 00:01:39,209 ADAM YOUNG? 50 00:01:39,250 --> 00:01:40,667 LONG TIME NO SEE, MAN. 51 00:01:44,209 --> 00:01:45,375 SORRY. 52 00:01:45,417 --> 00:01:46,584 SLAB PUT ME IN HERE. 53 00:01:46,626 --> 00:01:47,918 SLAB? 54 00:01:47,959 --> 00:01:48,959 WHO'S SLAB? 55 00:01:50,500 --> 00:01:52,918 IMAGINE IF GODZILLA AND BIGFOOT 56 00:01:52,919 --> 00:01:55,334 HAD A BABY. 57 00:01:55,375 --> 00:01:56,375 I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW 58 00:01:56,376 --> 00:01:57,376 THEY WERE DATING. 59 00:02:01,334 --> 00:02:02,334 HEY, HUTCH. 60 00:02:04,584 --> 00:02:05,751 UH... HI. 61 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:07,250 - I JUST THOUGHT - YOU'D WANT TO KNOW 62 00:02:07,292 --> 00:02:09,667 I'M FREE SATURDAY. 63 00:02:09,709 --> 00:02:10,960 REALLY? YOU'RE NOT BOOKED 64 00:02:10,961 --> 00:02:12,209 FOR A BIRTHDAY PARTY? 65 00:02:12,250 --> 00:02:13,125 A PARTY? 66 00:02:13,167 --> 00:02:14,226 - SURE, I'D LOVE - TO GO WITH YOU. 67 00:02:14,250 --> 00:02:15,209 WILL YOU PICK ME UP? 68 00:02:15,250 --> 00:02:16,292 WHY? 69 00:02:16,334 --> 00:02:17,834 - IS YOUR TINY CAR - IN THE SHOP? 70 00:02:17,876 --> 00:02:19,125 [LAUGHS] 71 00:02:22,667 --> 00:02:24,000 WOW. 72 00:02:24,042 --> 00:02:26,167 THAT CLOWN IS HOT. 73 00:02:26,209 --> 00:02:28,209 THAT CLOWN IS MY SISTER! 74 00:02:28,250 --> 00:02:29,792 I'M JUST SAYING, 75 00:02:29,834 --> 00:02:31,064 SHE BRINGS OUT 76 00:02:31,065 --> 00:02:32,292 THE ANIMAL IN ME... 77 00:02:32,334 --> 00:02:33,959 THE BALLOON ANIMAL. 78 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:36,250 BUT STILL, REOWWW! 79 00:02:39,626 --> 00:02:40,810 - SO, WHAT'S THE DEAL, - MR. GENIUS? 80 00:02:40,834 --> 00:02:41,856 WE WERE, LIKE, NINE 81 00:02:41,857 --> 00:02:42,876 WHEN YOU LEFT SCHOOL. 82 00:02:42,918 --> 00:02:44,435 - I HEARD YOU BECAME - A UNIVERSITY STUDENT? 83 00:02:44,459 --> 00:02:46,000 I DID. 84 00:02:46,042 --> 00:02:47,602 - WELL, I GUESS THAT - DIDN'T PAN OUT, HUH? 85 00:02:47,626 --> 00:02:48,768 - 'CAUSE HERE YOU ARE - IN HIGH SCHOOL, 86 00:02:48,792 --> 00:02:50,834 JUST LIKE ME. 87 00:02:50,876 --> 00:02:51,959 YOU'RE EVEN IN MY CLASS. 88 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:58,188 ACTUALLY, 89 00:02:58,189 --> 00:02:59,375 YOU'RE IN MY CLASS. 90 00:03:04,918 --> 00:03:07,668 ? GOODBYE, SUMMER 91 00:03:07,669 --> 00:03:10,417 HELLO, FALL ? 92 00:03:10,459 --> 00:03:12,375 - ? WE'VE BEEN TRYING - TO GET HERE ? 93 00:03:12,417 --> 00:03:14,188 ? SINCE WE BOTH 94 00:03:14,189 --> 00:03:15,959 WERE BARELY TWO FEET TALL ? 95 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:17,834 ? WHO YOU CALLING "KID"? ? 96 00:03:17,876 --> 00:03:22,792 ? WHO YOU CALLING "KID"? ? 97 00:03:22,834 --> 00:03:24,018 ? COULD CALL ME WHAT YOU WANT ? 98 00:03:24,042 --> 00:03:26,230 ? BUT I WON'T HEAR A WORD WHERE 99 00:03:26,231 --> 00:03:28,417 I AM HID ? 100 00:03:28,459 --> 00:03:30,292 ? WHO YOU CALLING "KID"? ? 101 00:03:33,834 --> 00:03:34,834 HELLO, CLASS. 102 00:03:34,876 --> 00:03:36,751 MY NAME IS MR. YOUNG. 103 00:03:36,792 --> 00:03:39,542 WELCOME TO GRADE NINE SCIENCE. 104 00:03:39,584 --> 00:03:41,688 A KITE, A STRING 105 00:03:41,689 --> 00:03:43,792 AND A KEY. 106 00:03:43,834 --> 00:03:46,194 - CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHO CONDUCTED - THIS FAMOUS EXPERIMENT? 107 00:03:46,918 --> 00:03:48,751 YOU'RE A KID. 108 00:03:50,584 --> 00:03:52,292 OKAY. 109 00:03:52,334 --> 00:03:54,500 GOOD EMPIRICAL OBSERVATION. 110 00:03:54,542 --> 00:03:55,500 NOW, BACK TO BENJAMIN FRANKLIN... 111 00:03:55,542 --> 00:03:56,834 HOW OLD ARE YOU? 112 00:03:58,918 --> 00:04:00,834 - NOT REALLY RELEVANT - TO THE LESSON, 113 00:04:00,876 --> 00:04:02,959 MR... SLABINKSY. 114 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:05,792 OH, YOU MUST BE SLAB. 115 00:04:05,834 --> 00:04:06,894 - YOU KNOW, - YOU WERE RIGHT. 116 00:04:06,918 --> 00:04:07,959 I TOTALLY SEE BIGFOOT, 117 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:09,250 ESPECIALLY AROUND 118 00:04:09,251 --> 00:04:10,500 THE UNIBROW. 119 00:04:17,500 --> 00:04:18,584 [CRACKS KNUCKLES] 120 00:04:18,626 --> 00:04:20,959 I'LL BE 15 IN MARCH. 121 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:22,417 YOU'RE KIDDING ME. 122 00:04:22,459 --> 00:04:25,334 YOU'RE ONLY... 123 00:04:25,375 --> 00:04:26,459 14. 124 00:04:26,500 --> 00:04:28,042 14? 125 00:04:28,083 --> 00:04:30,500 [ALL TALKING AT ONCE] 126 00:04:30,542 --> 00:04:31,667 HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. 127 00:04:31,709 --> 00:04:33,500 HE'S A GENIUS, ALL RIGHT? 128 00:04:33,542 --> 00:04:35,626 LIKE ALBERT FRANKENSTEIN. 129 00:04:35,667 --> 00:04:37,334 ALBERT EINSTEIN. 130 00:04:37,375 --> 00:04:38,876 WHATEVER. 131 00:04:38,918 --> 00:04:40,709 THE DUDE WHO MADE A MONSTER 132 00:04:40,710 --> 00:04:42,500 OUT OF DEAD BODY PARTS. 133 00:04:42,542 --> 00:04:44,959 CAN YOU DO THAT? 134 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:46,476 - WELL, THAT'S REALLY - JUST A STORY... 135 00:04:46,500 --> 00:04:48,685 - 'CAUSE MY NANA LOST A FOOT - IN A VACUUM CLEANER ACCIDENT, 136 00:04:48,709 --> 00:04:50,018 - AND SHE KEEPS IT - UNDER THE SINK. 137 00:04:50,042 --> 00:04:51,501 I MEAN, IT'S ALL WRINKLED 138 00:04:51,502 --> 00:04:52,959 AND CANKLY, 139 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:54,250 BUT WE ARE 140 00:04:54,251 --> 00:04:55,500 MAKING A MONSTER HERE. 141 00:04:55,542 --> 00:04:59,000 WE'RE NOT MAKING A MONSTER! 142 00:04:59,042 --> 00:05:01,000 - OKAY, LOOK, - IT'S NOT THAT BIG A DEAL. 143 00:05:01,042 --> 00:05:03,042 I SKIPPED A GRADE OR TWO... 144 00:05:03,083 --> 00:05:04,542 OR 12, 145 00:05:04,584 --> 00:05:05,643 AND GRADUATED IN THE SPRING 146 00:05:05,667 --> 00:05:06,810 - WITH A DOUBLE MAJOR - IN ASTROPHYSICS 147 00:05:06,834 --> 00:05:08,209 AND MOLECULAR BIOMECHANICS. 148 00:05:09,918 --> 00:05:11,918 [SPEAKS SLOWLY] SCIENCE. 149 00:05:11,959 --> 00:05:13,876 [CLASS]: OH... 150 00:05:13,918 --> 00:05:15,876 WHAT KIND OF "GENIUS" 151 00:05:15,877 --> 00:05:17,834 BECOMES A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER? 152 00:05:17,876 --> 00:05:19,667 I HAD OTHER OPPORTUNITIES. 153 00:05:19,709 --> 00:05:21,000 BUT I WANTED A JOB 154 00:05:21,042 --> 00:05:22,271 WHERE I COULD GET KIDS EXCITED 155 00:05:22,272 --> 00:05:23,500 ABOUT SCIENCE... 156 00:05:25,083 --> 00:05:26,584 [LAUGHTER] 157 00:05:29,918 --> 00:05:31,584 UGH... SEE? 158 00:05:31,626 --> 00:05:32,834 WE'RE LEARNING ALREADY. 159 00:05:32,876 --> 00:05:35,918 VELOCITY, ADHESION. 160 00:05:35,959 --> 00:05:38,459 MOLD GROWTH. 161 00:05:38,500 --> 00:05:39,667 HEY, DERBY. 162 00:05:39,709 --> 00:05:40,709 BIGFOOT? 163 00:05:43,709 --> 00:05:45,143 - I... I MEANT BIGFOOT - IN A FLATTERING WAY. 164 00:05:45,167 --> 00:05:47,059 - HE DOES PROTECT THE FORESTS - FROM THE INTRUSION OF MAN. 165 00:05:47,083 --> 00:05:49,626 STUDENTS, PLEASE! 166 00:05:49,667 --> 00:05:51,393 - THAT'S ENOUGH! I WANT EVERYONE - BACK IN THEIR SEATS 167 00:05:51,417 --> 00:05:52,792 BY THE TIME I COUNT TO 10. 168 00:05:52,834 --> 00:05:53,792 ONE... 169 00:05:53,834 --> 00:05:54,876 TWO... 170 00:05:54,918 --> 00:05:58,959 THREE. 171 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:00,626 OKAY. 172 00:06:00,667 --> 00:06:01,751 THAT'S MORE LIKE IT. 173 00:06:01,792 --> 00:06:04,459 NOW BACK TO ELECTRICITY... 174 00:06:04,500 --> 00:06:06,042 OOH. 175 00:06:06,083 --> 00:06:07,709 OOPS. 176 00:06:07,751 --> 00:06:08,959 HI, PRINCIPAL TATER. 177 00:06:10,959 --> 00:06:12,417 - YOU LOOK LIKE - HARRY POTTER. 178 00:06:14,334 --> 00:06:15,563 OR... OR 179 00:06:15,564 --> 00:06:16,792 "NOT-SO-HAIRY" POTTER. 180 00:06:18,626 --> 00:06:19,730 I TOLD THE SCHOOL BOARD 181 00:06:19,731 --> 00:06:20,834 IT WAS A MISTAKE 182 00:06:20,876 --> 00:06:21,918 TO HIRE A CHILD 183 00:06:21,919 --> 00:06:22,959 AS A TEACHER, 184 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:24,000 AND AS USUAL... 185 00:06:24,042 --> 00:06:25,876 WOULD YOU STOP THAT? 186 00:06:26,959 --> 00:06:28,435 - I WILL NOT LET YOU - TURN THIS SCHOOL 187 00:06:28,459 --> 00:06:29,500 INTO A CIRCUS. 188 00:06:29,542 --> 00:06:30,542 I'M NOT GOING 189 00:06:30,584 --> 00:06:32,018 - TO TURN THIS SCHOOL - INTO A CIRCUS. 190 00:06:32,042 --> 00:06:33,918 YOU DID THIS! 191 00:06:35,167 --> 00:06:36,501 OKAY, THAT 192 00:06:36,502 --> 00:06:37,834 WAS BAD TIMING. 193 00:06:42,876 --> 00:06:43,918 EVERYTHING'S FINE. 194 00:06:43,959 --> 00:06:45,918 MR. TATER JUST WANTED TO KNOW 195 00:06:45,959 --> 00:06:47,584 - WHAT KIND OF HORS D'OEUVRES - I WANT 196 00:06:47,626 --> 00:06:48,918 - FOR MY WELCOME ABOARD - PARTY. 197 00:06:49,876 --> 00:06:52,000 I KNOW I'M LATE, 198 00:06:52,042 --> 00:06:53,042 BUT I WAS ON THE BUS 199 00:06:53,083 --> 00:06:54,542 WHEN A FLOCK OF BATS 200 00:06:54,584 --> 00:06:55,751 SWOOPED DOWN AND... 201 00:06:55,792 --> 00:06:58,167 OH, GREAT. 202 00:06:58,209 --> 00:06:59,609 - THE TEACHER'S - NOT EVEN HERE YET. 203 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:02,584 HE'S RIGHT THERE. 204 00:07:02,626 --> 00:07:04,417 WHERE? 205 00:07:04,459 --> 00:07:05,459 BEHIND THAT KID? 206 00:07:07,834 --> 00:07:08,959 IT IS THE KID! 207 00:07:10,584 --> 00:07:11,584 OH. 208 00:07:12,876 --> 00:07:15,876 SORRY I'M LATE, MR. YOUNG...? 209 00:07:15,918 --> 00:07:16,918 I'M ECHO. 210 00:07:16,959 --> 00:07:20,751 ECHO. ECHO. ECHO. 211 00:07:20,792 --> 00:07:22,959 IS THERE AN ECHO IN HERE? 212 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:27,375 OR IS IT JUST YOU? 213 00:07:29,042 --> 00:07:31,584 ARE YOU SURE HE'S THE TEACHER? 214 00:07:31,626 --> 00:07:32,918 YES. 215 00:07:32,959 --> 00:07:33,918 WE'RE JUST LEARNING... 216 00:07:33,959 --> 00:07:36,959 HOW TO MAKE A MONSTER. 217 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:39,918 WE'RE NOT MAKING A MONSTER! 218 00:07:39,959 --> 00:07:43,250 WE'RE LEARNING ABOUT... 219 00:07:43,292 --> 00:07:44,751 VERY FUNNY. 220 00:07:44,792 --> 00:07:45,792 WHO TOOK ALL THE CHALK? 221 00:07:46,959 --> 00:07:47,959 [BELCHES] 222 00:07:54,667 --> 00:07:56,834 WHO HAS HEARD 223 00:07:56,835 --> 00:07:59,000 OF THE WAR OF 1812? 224 00:07:59,042 --> 00:07:59,918 UH, EXCUSE ME. 225 00:07:59,959 --> 00:08:01,250 MRS. BYRNE, RIGHT? 226 00:08:01,292 --> 00:08:02,375 OH, NO. 227 00:08:02,417 --> 00:08:03,685 - I WAS WONDERING - IF I COULD BORROW SOME... 228 00:08:03,709 --> 00:08:04,709 YOU'RE LATE! 229 00:08:04,751 --> 00:08:05,709 CHALK. 230 00:08:05,751 --> 00:08:06,709 YOU'RE LATE, CHUCK! 231 00:08:06,751 --> 00:08:07,876 TAKE YOUR SEAT! 232 00:08:07,918 --> 00:08:08,918 NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 233 00:08:08,959 --> 00:08:09,918 I'M A TEACHER. 234 00:08:09,959 --> 00:08:12,959 SURE YOU ARE. 235 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:14,834 - DO YOU THINK - I WAS BORN YESTERDAY? 236 00:08:14,876 --> 00:08:16,043 I CAN'T IMAGINE 237 00:08:16,044 --> 00:08:17,209 ANYONE THINKS THAT. 238 00:08:17,250 --> 00:08:18,751 TAKE YOUR SEAT! 239 00:08:18,792 --> 00:08:21,167 YES, MA'AM. 240 00:08:21,209 --> 00:08:23,000 THE WAR OF 1812... 241 00:08:23,042 --> 00:08:24,876 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 242 00:08:24,918 --> 00:08:27,250 - APPARENTLY, - LEARNING ABOUT THE WAR OF 1812 243 00:08:27,292 --> 00:08:28,460 FROM SOMEONE 244 00:08:28,461 --> 00:08:29,626 WHO LIVED THROUGH IT. 245 00:08:31,918 --> 00:08:33,268 - OOPS. PASS THAT - TO YOU-KNOW-WHO. 246 00:08:33,292 --> 00:08:36,500 NO PROBLEM. 247 00:08:41,876 --> 00:08:44,083 WHAT UP, BOO? 248 00:08:45,959 --> 00:08:48,042 [CLEARS THROAT] 249 00:08:48,083 --> 00:08:49,042 [SLAMS BOOK] 250 00:08:49,083 --> 00:08:50,042 WHAT IS IT, CHUCK? 251 00:08:50,083 --> 00:08:51,042 CAN I GO TO THE BATHROOM? 252 00:08:51,083 --> 00:08:52,250 NO! 253 00:08:52,292 --> 00:08:53,976 - OH, COME ON, - DON'T YOU EVER HAVE TO TINKLE? 254 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,167 EVERY NINE MINUTES. 255 00:08:56,209 --> 00:08:58,083 - BUT I DON'T LEAVE CLASS - TO DO IT. 256 00:08:58,125 --> 00:08:59,439 I WEAR 257 00:08:59,440 --> 00:09:00,751 AN ABSORBENT UNDERGARMENT. 258 00:09:00,792 --> 00:09:02,042 WANT TO SEE? 259 00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:04,083 [EVERYONE]: NO! 260 00:09:04,125 --> 00:09:05,334 [ALARM SOUNDING] 261 00:09:05,375 --> 00:09:07,000 AIR RAID! 262 00:09:07,042 --> 00:09:08,667 AIR RAID! 263 00:09:08,668 --> 00:09:10,292 MUSSOLINI FOUND US! 264 00:09:10,334 --> 00:09:11,894 - ACTUALLY, MRS. BYRNE, - THAT'S WAS JUST A CAR... 265 00:09:11,918 --> 00:09:13,980 DUCK AND COVER! 266 00:09:13,981 --> 00:09:16,042 DUCK AND COVER! 267 00:09:16,083 --> 00:09:18,167 [CAR ALARM CONTINUES] 268 00:09:24,918 --> 00:09:27,000 [CAR ALARM CHIRPS, STOPS] 269 00:09:27,042 --> 00:09:29,876 [SIGHS WITH RELIEF] 270 00:09:29,918 --> 00:09:31,335 WELL, I'M GOOD 271 00:09:31,336 --> 00:09:32,751 FOR ANOTHER NINE MINUTES. 272 00:09:42,250 --> 00:09:43,542 MY KEY! 273 00:09:45,459 --> 00:09:47,250 MY SAMMICH! 274 00:09:47,292 --> 00:09:48,542 BURN. 275 00:09:49,417 --> 00:09:50,959 BURN. 276 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:52,417 - YEAH, I GET IT, - YOU "BURNED" ME. 277 00:09:52,459 --> 00:09:53,918 - I THOUGHT YOU WERE - MY FRIEND. 278 00:09:53,959 --> 00:09:56,167 OH! OW! OH... 279 00:09:56,209 --> 00:09:57,834 MRS. BYRNE. 280 00:09:57,876 --> 00:09:59,250 OW, OW, OW! 281 00:09:59,292 --> 00:10:00,292 THIS LITTLE CHIPMUNK 282 00:10:00,293 --> 00:10:01,293 SAYS HE WORKS HERE. 283 00:10:01,334 --> 00:10:02,688 ISN'T THERE A MINIMUM AGE 284 00:10:02,689 --> 00:10:04,042 TO BE A TEACHER? 285 00:10:04,083 --> 00:10:05,772 WELL, THERE'S CERTAINLY 286 00:10:05,773 --> 00:10:07,459 NO MAXIMUM. 287 00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:10,083 MRS. BYRNE, 288 00:10:10,125 --> 00:10:11,435 - WILL YOU PLEASE GO BACK - TO YOUR CLASS? 289 00:10:11,459 --> 00:10:13,167 AAH! 290 00:10:14,083 --> 00:10:15,105 THAT'S 291 00:10:15,106 --> 00:10:16,125 A SUPPLY CLOSET. 292 00:10:16,167 --> 00:10:17,976 - WHY ARE ALL THE LIGHTS OUT - IN MY CLASSROOM? 293 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,000 [CRASHING] 294 00:10:20,042 --> 00:10:22,375 - SHOULDN'T YOU - BE GETTING BACK TO CLASS, TOO? 295 00:10:22,417 --> 00:10:23,959 RIGHT. 296 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,226 - OH, COULD I GET A SPARE KEY, - THOUGH? 297 00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:26,209 - YOU DON'T HAVE - YOUR KEY? 298 00:10:26,250 --> 00:10:27,292 WELL, ACTUALLY, I... 299 00:10:27,334 --> 00:10:28,768 - BECAUSE TEACHERS - GET A MASTER KEY 300 00:10:28,792 --> 00:10:29,976 - THAT OPENS EVERY DOOR - IN THE SCHOOL. 301 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,375 IF YOU'VE LOST THAT KEY, 302 00:10:32,417 --> 00:10:33,852 - YOU'RE GOING TO BE - THE YOUNGEST TEACHER EVER 303 00:10:33,876 --> 00:10:35,667 TO BE FIRED FROM THIS SCHOOL. 304 00:10:35,709 --> 00:10:37,250 LOST IT? PFFT. 305 00:10:37,292 --> 00:10:38,834 I'M JUST... USING IT 306 00:10:38,876 --> 00:10:40,563 TO REPLICATE 307 00:10:40,564 --> 00:10:42,250 BEN FRANKLIN'S KITE EXPERIMENT. 308 00:10:42,292 --> 00:10:43,250 FINE. 309 00:10:43,292 --> 00:10:45,125 THE JANITOR WILL LET YOU IN. 310 00:10:45,167 --> 00:10:46,876 I'LL JUST CALL DANG. 311 00:10:46,918 --> 00:10:48,250 YOU CALLED? 312 00:10:48,292 --> 00:10:50,792 [YOUNG AND TATER]: AAH! 313 00:10:50,834 --> 00:10:52,334 HOW DID YOU GET HERE? 314 00:10:52,375 --> 00:10:54,250 ON FISHING BOAT. 315 00:10:54,292 --> 00:10:56,042 HIDING IN HOLLOWED-OUT CARCASS 316 00:10:56,043 --> 00:10:57,792 OF MANATEE. 317 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:03,709 [??] 318 00:11:03,751 --> 00:11:05,500 I APPRECIATE THIS... 319 00:11:05,542 --> 00:11:06,542 DANG, WAS IT? 320 00:11:06,584 --> 00:11:08,792 YES. DANG. 321 00:11:08,834 --> 00:11:11,250 FROM DA NANG. 322 00:11:11,292 --> 00:11:13,834 SO, THEY LET YOU BE TEACHER? 323 00:11:13,876 --> 00:11:15,000 OUCH. SORRY. 324 00:11:16,500 --> 00:11:17,542 THEY MADE YOU A JANITOR, 325 00:11:17,584 --> 00:11:18,918 WHILE BACK IN VIETNAM, 326 00:11:18,959 --> 00:11:20,310 - YOU WERE PROBABLY A DOCTOR - OR A COMPUTER PROGRAMMER 327 00:11:20,334 --> 00:11:21,709 OR SOMETHING. 328 00:11:21,751 --> 00:11:23,292 NO. I WAS JANITOR. 329 00:11:23,334 --> 00:11:26,209 AT DUNG MUSEUM. 330 00:11:26,250 --> 00:11:28,626 THIS IS BIG STEP UP. 331 00:11:28,667 --> 00:11:30,230 ANYWAY, NEXT TIME 332 00:11:30,231 --> 00:11:31,792 YOU GET LOCKED OUT, 333 00:11:31,834 --> 00:11:33,792 EASY TO GET IN. 334 00:11:33,834 --> 00:11:35,250 I SHOW YOU. 335 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:54,042 DANG! 336 00:11:54,083 --> 00:11:55,083 YES? 337 00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:59,209 THAT WAS AMA... 338 00:11:59,250 --> 00:12:00,751 ZING. 339 00:12:05,959 --> 00:12:06,918 [CHUCKLES] VERY FUNNY, CLASS. 340 00:12:06,959 --> 00:12:08,334 PRANK THE NEW GUY. 341 00:12:08,375 --> 00:12:10,626 BUT I'M GOING 342 00:12:10,627 --> 00:12:12,876 TO NEED THAT KEY... BACK. 343 00:12:12,918 --> 00:12:15,459 GREAT. EVERYONE DITCHED. 344 00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:16,834 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 345 00:12:19,417 --> 00:12:20,918 ECHO! YOU CAME BACK. 346 00:12:20,959 --> 00:12:22,560 - I COULD TELL - YOU WEREN'T LIKE THE OTHERS. 347 00:12:22,584 --> 00:12:23,876 I KNEW YOU WERE DIFFERENT. 348 00:12:23,918 --> 00:12:25,584 I KNEW YOU WERE SPECIAL. 349 00:12:25,626 --> 00:12:27,084 YEAH, 350 00:12:27,085 --> 00:12:28,542 I JUST FORGOT MY BACKPACK. 351 00:12:28,584 --> 00:12:29,542 [TATER:] YOU! 352 00:12:29,584 --> 00:12:30,542 - NO RUNNING - IN THE HALLWAY. 353 00:12:30,584 --> 00:12:31,542 YOU! 354 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:33,209 PANTS ON, MISTER. 355 00:12:34,918 --> 00:12:36,834 IT'S MR. POTATO HEAD! 356 00:12:39,792 --> 00:12:40,751 AND SO, CLASS, 357 00:12:40,792 --> 00:12:41,894 - BENJAMIN FRANKLIN - WAS THE FIRST 358 00:12:41,918 --> 00:12:44,042 - TO LABEL ELECTRICAL CHARGES - AS WHAT? 359 00:12:44,083 --> 00:12:46,292 UH... ECHO? 360 00:12:47,834 --> 00:12:49,209 POSITIVE AND NEGATIVE? 361 00:12:49,250 --> 00:12:51,083 YOU'RE POSITIVELY RIGHT. 362 00:12:52,709 --> 00:12:55,334 VERY GOOD. 363 00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:56,584 OKAY... 364 00:12:56,626 --> 00:12:57,876 - FRANKLIN'S EXPERIMENT - LED US 365 00:12:57,918 --> 00:12:59,417 - TO COIN MANY WORDS - WE USE TODAY... 366 00:12:59,459 --> 00:13:02,000 BATTERY, CONDUCTOR, DISCHARGE... 367 00:13:02,042 --> 00:13:03,642 - CAN ANYONE TELL ME - WHAT DISCHARGE IS? 368 00:13:04,459 --> 00:13:05,834 OH, ECHO, YOU ALWAYS ANSWER. 369 00:13:05,876 --> 00:13:07,316 - LET'S GIVE - SOMEONE ELSE A CHANCE. 370 00:13:08,751 --> 00:13:09,876 HOW ABOUT YOU, SLAB? 371 00:13:09,918 --> 00:13:11,417 [QUIETLY] WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 372 00:13:11,459 --> 00:13:14,876 I'M WAITING, MR. SLABINSKY. 373 00:13:14,918 --> 00:13:19,459 [LOW VOICE] DUH... 374 00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:21,251 DISCHARGE IS DA GOOEY STUFF 375 00:13:21,252 --> 00:13:23,000 DAT COME OUT OF MY NOSE. 376 00:13:23,042 --> 00:13:24,762 - I LIKE TO SPREAD IT ON TOAST - AND EAT IT. 377 00:13:27,792 --> 00:13:28,918 [ZIPPER UNZIPS] 378 00:13:28,959 --> 00:13:31,000 I SAID PANTS ON! 379 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:34,834 [LAUGHING] THAT WAS AWESOME. 380 00:13:34,876 --> 00:13:35,918 YOU WERE AWESOME! 381 00:13:35,959 --> 00:13:36,918 I LOVED THE WAY... 382 00:13:36,959 --> 00:13:38,876 [BELL RINGS] 383 00:13:40,375 --> 00:13:41,542 OKAY. 384 00:13:41,584 --> 00:13:43,792 CLASS DISMISSED. 385 00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:48,018 - HEY. THANKS - FOR DITCHING MY CLASS. 386 00:13:48,042 --> 00:13:49,792 - I LEFT - IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE. 387 00:13:49,834 --> 00:13:50,894 I WENT HOME TO GET NANA'S FOOT. 388 00:13:50,918 --> 00:13:52,292 I MEAN, WE NEED IT 389 00:13:52,334 --> 00:13:53,435 - IF WE'RE GOING - TO MAKE OUR MONSTER. 390 00:13:53,459 --> 00:13:55,167 WE'RE NOT MAKING A MONSTER! 391 00:13:56,292 --> 00:13:57,959 [SIGHS] I NEED HELP. 392 00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,351 - I'VE GOT TO FIND - MY KEY BEFORE... 393 00:13:59,375 --> 00:14:00,584 [GIRLS SHRIEKING] 394 00:14:02,918 --> 00:14:04,043 BEFORE SLAB 395 00:14:04,044 --> 00:14:05,167 OPENS UP THE BIOLOGY LAB, 396 00:14:05,209 --> 00:14:06,918 - STEALS ALL - THE DISSECTION FROGS, 397 00:14:06,959 --> 00:14:08,560 - AND SETS THEM LOOSE - IN THE GIRLS' BATHROOM? 398 00:14:08,584 --> 00:14:09,959 [FROGS CROAKING] 399 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:12,375 [IVY SHRIEKING] 400 00:14:12,417 --> 00:14:13,375 HEY, IVY. 401 00:14:13,417 --> 00:14:15,709 HUTCH! 402 00:14:15,751 --> 00:14:17,042 HI! 403 00:14:17,083 --> 00:14:18,542 [LOUD CROAKING] 404 00:14:18,584 --> 00:14:20,042 WHAT... WHAT WAS THAT? 405 00:14:20,083 --> 00:14:22,001 OH, THAT WAS JUST ME... 406 00:14:22,002 --> 00:14:23,918 BELCHING. 407 00:14:23,959 --> 00:14:25,626 I HAVE A HUGE GAS PROBLEM. 408 00:14:25,667 --> 00:14:26,667 [CROAKING] 409 00:14:29,042 --> 00:14:29,918 SO, YOU BUSY AFTER SCHOOL? 410 00:14:29,959 --> 00:14:31,250 BASEBALL PRACTICE. 411 00:14:31,292 --> 00:14:32,417 YEAH, COACH WANTS ME 412 00:14:32,418 --> 00:14:33,542 TO WORK ON CATCHING FLIES. 413 00:14:33,584 --> 00:14:34,876 [CROAKING] 414 00:14:37,459 --> 00:14:39,101 - OKAY, WE'RE GOING TO - HAVE TO SEARCH SLAB'S LOCKER 415 00:14:39,125 --> 00:14:40,751 FOR THE KEY. 416 00:14:43,042 --> 00:14:44,376 IT'S LOCKED. 417 00:14:44,377 --> 00:14:45,709 WELL, WE TRIED. 418 00:14:45,751 --> 00:14:47,125 DON'T WORRY. 419 00:14:47,167 --> 00:14:48,646 THIS ELECTROMAGNET 420 00:14:48,647 --> 00:14:50,125 SHOULD GAIN US ACCESS 421 00:14:50,167 --> 00:14:51,917 BY SLOWLY DRAWING THE HINGES 422 00:14:51,918 --> 00:14:53,667 OUT OF THE LOCKER DOOR. 423 00:14:53,709 --> 00:14:54,751 OKAY, FIRE HER UP. 424 00:14:54,792 --> 00:14:57,918 [MACHINE HUMS] 425 00:15:03,792 --> 00:15:05,709 WHOA! 426 00:15:10,709 --> 00:15:12,584 TURN IT OFF, TURN IT OFF! 427 00:15:14,918 --> 00:15:15,959 WELL, IT WORKED. 428 00:15:21,083 --> 00:15:23,667 EW, GROSS! 429 00:15:23,709 --> 00:15:25,375 SAID THE MAN 430 00:15:25,417 --> 00:15:26,480 WHO HAS A SEVERED FOOT 431 00:15:26,481 --> 00:15:27,542 IN HIS LUNCH BAG. 432 00:15:27,584 --> 00:15:29,059 - THAT'S FOR SCIENCE. - WE'RE MAKING... 433 00:15:29,083 --> 00:15:30,959 - WE'RE NOT MAKING - A MONSTER! 434 00:15:40,209 --> 00:15:42,876 BALLET SLIPPERS? 435 00:15:42,918 --> 00:15:45,083 YOU DON'T THINK SLAB... 436 00:15:45,125 --> 00:15:47,667 ATE A BALLERINA? 437 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:49,918 - WHAT DO YOU THINK - YOU'RE DOING? 438 00:15:49,959 --> 00:15:51,918 I KNOW THE DRILL. 439 00:15:58,042 --> 00:16:00,334 YOU DO BALLET? 440 00:16:00,375 --> 00:16:01,709 OF COURSE NOT! 441 00:16:01,751 --> 00:16:03,727 - IT'S NOT LIKE THE REASON - I'M ANGRY ALL THE TIME 442 00:16:03,751 --> 00:16:05,000 - IS BECAUSE - MY PORTLY STATURE 443 00:16:05,042 --> 00:16:06,751 MEANS I'LL NEVER BE... 444 00:16:06,792 --> 00:16:08,792 - [VOICE BREAKING] - THE PRINCE IN SWAN LAKE. 445 00:16:08,834 --> 00:16:10,643 - LOOK, SLAB, CAN I PLEASE - JUST HAVE MY KEY BACK? 446 00:16:10,667 --> 00:16:11,626 SURE. 447 00:16:11,667 --> 00:16:12,626 REALLY? 448 00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:13,959 YEAH. 449 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,500 AFTER SCHOOL. 450 00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:16,768 - BUT YOU'RE GOING TO - HAVE TO RIP IT 451 00:16:16,792 --> 00:16:18,083 - OUT OF MY COLD, - DEAD HANDS, 452 00:16:18,125 --> 00:16:19,896 EXCEPT MY HANDS 453 00:16:19,897 --> 00:16:21,667 WILL BE ALIVE STILL, 454 00:16:21,709 --> 00:16:22,855 AND YOURS ARE GOING TO BE 455 00:16:22,856 --> 00:16:24,000 COLD AND DEAD, 456 00:16:24,042 --> 00:16:25,355 BECAUSE I'M GOING TO 457 00:16:25,356 --> 00:16:26,667 MAKE YOU NOT ALIVE ANYMORE. 458 00:16:26,709 --> 00:16:27,834 AND IT'S COLD OUT. 459 00:16:29,709 --> 00:16:30,876 WORDY, BUT I GET THE POINT. 460 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,250 GREAT. 461 00:16:34,292 --> 00:16:35,810 - WHAT ELSE IS THIS DAY - GOING TO THROW AT ME? 462 00:16:35,834 --> 00:16:38,667 [MACHINE HUMS] 463 00:16:38,709 --> 00:16:39,894 - OH, NO, I CAN'T - TURN IT OFF! 464 00:16:39,918 --> 00:16:41,626 SOMEBODY, PLEASE HELP! 465 00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:42,626 WHAT'S HAPPENING? 466 00:16:42,667 --> 00:16:43,959 [SCREAMS] 467 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,000 [METAL CLINKS] 468 00:16:48,751 --> 00:16:50,042 THIS IS SO COOL! 469 00:16:50,083 --> 00:16:51,185 - IT'S JUST LIKE - THE TRASH COMPACTOR SCENE 470 00:16:51,209 --> 00:16:52,167 FROM STAR WARS. 471 00:16:52,209 --> 00:16:53,167 [SCREAMS] 472 00:16:53,209 --> 00:16:54,542 [CRUNCHING] 473 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,000 WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? 474 00:16:57,042 --> 00:16:58,185 - IF I TELL TATER - I'M MISSING MY KEY, 475 00:16:58,209 --> 00:16:59,292 I'LL LOSE MY JOB, 476 00:16:59,334 --> 00:17:00,810 - AND IF I TRY TO GET IT BACK - FROM SLAB, 477 00:17:00,834 --> 00:17:02,792 I'LL LOSE MY LIFE. 478 00:17:02,834 --> 00:17:03,959 QUITE THE CONUNDRUM. 479 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,876 WHERE DO YOU KEEP THE BUTTER? 480 00:17:05,918 --> 00:17:07,143 - MAYBE I SHOULD - GROW A MOUSTACHE, 481 00:17:07,167 --> 00:17:08,125 CHANGE MY NAME TO PEPE, 482 00:17:08,167 --> 00:17:10,083 AND MOVE TO GUATEMALA. 483 00:17:12,417 --> 00:17:13,737 - CAN YOU EVEN GROW - A MOUSTACHE? 484 00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:16,085 I MEAN, FEEL THIS THING, 485 00:17:16,086 --> 00:17:17,334 IT'S SO SMOOTH. 486 00:17:17,375 --> 00:17:19,959 SMOOTH LIKE JAZZ. 487 00:17:21,834 --> 00:17:22,894 - I LIKE THAT - NICKNAME FOR YOU... 488 00:17:22,918 --> 00:17:23,918 JAZZ! 489 00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:25,143 - I'M GOING TO - CALL YOU JAZZ. 490 00:17:25,167 --> 00:17:26,792 WILL YOU FOCUS? 491 00:17:26,834 --> 00:17:27,834 I'M IN BIG TROUBLE! 492 00:17:28,959 --> 00:17:30,083 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 493 00:17:30,125 --> 00:17:31,501 CHILL OUT. 494 00:17:31,502 --> 00:17:32,876 I GOT YOUR BACK, JAZZ. 495 00:17:32,918 --> 00:17:34,226 - I'VE CALLED SOMEONE - WHO CAN HELP... DANG. 496 00:17:34,250 --> 00:17:35,209 HELLO. 497 00:17:35,250 --> 00:17:37,792 [TOGETHER]: AAH! 498 00:17:37,834 --> 00:17:39,042 I UNDERSTAND 499 00:17:39,043 --> 00:17:40,250 YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE TRAINED 500 00:17:40,292 --> 00:17:43,334 IN THE ART OF SELF-DEFENSE. 501 00:17:43,375 --> 00:17:45,209 - LOOK, DANG, - I APPRECIATE THE OFFER, 502 00:17:45,250 --> 00:17:46,959 BUT THERE'S NO POINT. 503 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,667 SLAB IS TWICE MY SIZE. 504 00:17:49,709 --> 00:17:50,918 BUTTERFLY CAN KILL MAN 505 00:17:50,959 --> 00:17:53,042 IF LAND IN RIGHT PLACE. 506 00:17:53,083 --> 00:17:55,250 NO! THAT STUPID. 507 00:17:55,292 --> 00:17:58,876 BUTTERFLY VERY TINY AND WEAK. 508 00:17:58,918 --> 00:18:00,855 BUT YOU CAN BRING DOWN ANY FOE 509 00:18:00,856 --> 00:18:02,792 WITH PRESSURE POINT. 510 00:18:02,834 --> 00:18:03,792 HUP! 511 00:18:03,834 --> 00:18:08,125 YOWZAMONKEYPOOP! 512 00:18:08,167 --> 00:18:09,125 COOL. 513 00:18:09,167 --> 00:18:11,000 - THEN, WHILE - ENEMY IS DAZED, 514 00:18:11,042 --> 00:18:12,500 LEAP ON BACK 515 00:18:12,542 --> 00:18:13,731 AND PULL OUT HAIR 516 00:18:13,732 --> 00:18:14,918 LIKE RICE HARVEST. 517 00:18:14,959 --> 00:18:16,876 [RIPPING] YAAH! 518 00:18:16,918 --> 00:18:19,083 ZOWIE-OWIE-OWIE! 519 00:18:19,125 --> 00:18:20,834 NICE. 520 00:18:20,876 --> 00:18:23,042 AND, FINALLY, 521 00:18:23,083 --> 00:18:25,000 BY GOING IN UNDER STERNUM, 522 00:18:25,042 --> 00:18:26,542 - YOU CAN TEAR - OUT MAN'S HEART 523 00:18:26,584 --> 00:18:27,917 AND LET HIM WATCH 524 00:18:27,918 --> 00:18:29,250 ITS FINAL BEAT. 525 00:18:29,292 --> 00:18:31,959 WHAT? 526 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,375 - I DON'T NEED - TO SHOW YOU. 527 00:18:33,417 --> 00:18:34,522 IT PRETTY 528 00:18:34,523 --> 00:18:35,626 SELF-EXPLANATORY. 529 00:18:38,459 --> 00:18:40,292 HELLO, MR. YOUNG! 530 00:18:40,334 --> 00:18:41,792 MOM? 531 00:18:41,834 --> 00:18:42,894 - WHAT ARE YOU - DOING HERE? 532 00:18:42,918 --> 00:18:44,125 THE SCHOOL CALLED ME. 533 00:18:44,167 --> 00:18:45,334 IVY'S IN THE NURSE'S OFFICE. 534 00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:46,834 IS SHE ALL RIGHT? 535 00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:48,063 DOES SHE NEED 536 00:18:48,064 --> 00:18:49,250 MOUTH-TO-MOUTH? 537 00:18:49,292 --> 00:18:51,125 I'M SURE SHE'S FINE. 538 00:18:51,167 --> 00:18:52,314 THEY JUST SAID SHE HAD 539 00:18:52,315 --> 00:18:53,459 A LITTLE FROG IN HER THROAT. 540 00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:56,000 [FROG CROAKING, IVY GROANING] 541 00:18:57,417 --> 00:18:59,250 - WELL, I SHOULD PROBABLY - GO CHECK ON IVY. 542 00:18:59,292 --> 00:19:00,375 WAIT, MOM. 543 00:19:00,417 --> 00:19:01,500 I'VE BEEN THINKING... 544 00:19:01,542 --> 00:19:03,375 - YOU KNOW HOW - YOU WERE KIND OF BUMMED 545 00:19:03,417 --> 00:19:05,042 - WHEN I DIDN'T TAKE THAT JOB - AT NASA? 546 00:19:05,083 --> 00:19:07,042 NO. I GET IT. 547 00:19:07,083 --> 00:19:08,268 - YOU WANT THE - HIGH SCHOOL EXPERIENCE 548 00:19:08,292 --> 00:19:09,500 YOU NEVER HAD... 549 00:19:09,542 --> 00:19:10,731 HANGING OUT WITH FRIENDS, 550 00:19:10,732 --> 00:19:11,918 KISSING A GIRL... 551 00:19:11,959 --> 00:19:13,459 GETTING BEAT UP BY A BULLY. 552 00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:15,876 EXACTLY! 553 00:19:15,918 --> 00:19:17,542 I'M PROUD OF YOU. 554 00:19:17,584 --> 00:19:18,792 I KNOW HOW SCARY 555 00:19:18,793 --> 00:19:20,000 HIGH SCHOOL CAN BE 556 00:19:20,042 --> 00:19:21,084 WHEN YOU'RE COOL 557 00:19:21,085 --> 00:19:22,125 AND POPULAR. 558 00:19:22,167 --> 00:19:23,689 I CAN ONLY IMAGINE 559 00:19:23,690 --> 00:19:25,209 WHAT IT'S LIKE FOR YOU. 560 00:19:29,918 --> 00:19:33,918 [??] 561 00:19:38,876 --> 00:19:39,918 MR. YOUNG? 562 00:19:39,959 --> 00:19:40,918 ARE YOU CRAZY? 563 00:19:40,959 --> 00:19:42,042 ECHO, PLEASE, 564 00:19:42,083 --> 00:19:43,834 WHEN WE'RE NOT IN CLASS, 565 00:19:43,876 --> 00:19:44,834 YOU CAN CALL ME ADAM. 566 00:19:44,876 --> 00:19:47,167 OKAY. ADAM? 567 00:19:47,209 --> 00:19:49,459 ARE YOU CRAZY? 568 00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:51,375 - YOU NEED TO - GET OUT OF HERE. 569 00:19:51,417 --> 00:19:52,918 - I CAN'T RUN AWAY. - I'M A TEACHER. 570 00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:54,292 YOU'RE A KID! 571 00:19:54,334 --> 00:19:56,417 I'M BOTH. 572 00:19:56,459 --> 00:19:58,000 THERE HE IS! 573 00:20:04,459 --> 00:20:05,626 YOU SHOWED UP. 574 00:20:05,667 --> 00:20:06,834 GUESS YOU'RE NOT SO MUCH 575 00:20:06,835 --> 00:20:08,000 OF A GENIUS AFTER ALL. 576 00:20:12,209 --> 00:20:14,042 - COME ON, SLAB, - LOOK HOW CLOUDY IT IS. 577 00:20:14,083 --> 00:20:15,042 HOW ABOUT A RAIN DELAY? 578 00:20:15,083 --> 00:20:16,834 YOU LIKE RAIN? 579 00:20:16,876 --> 00:20:19,000 SAY HELLO TO THUNDER AND... 580 00:20:19,042 --> 00:20:20,125 UMBRELLA FITZGERALD. 581 00:20:21,459 --> 00:20:23,000 OH, OOH... 582 00:20:23,042 --> 00:20:24,292 COME ON. DON'T GIVE UP! 583 00:20:24,334 --> 00:20:25,417 OH, THANKS, IVY. 584 00:20:25,459 --> 00:20:26,417 THAT MEANS A LOT. 585 00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:27,792 I WAS TALKING TO SLAB. 586 00:20:27,834 --> 00:20:28,876 [SHOUTS IN FEAR] 587 00:20:28,918 --> 00:20:30,459 [KIDS GROAN] 588 00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:32,059 - ALL RIGHT, YOU'VE - LEFT ME NO CHOICE. 589 00:20:32,083 --> 00:20:33,042 PRESSURE POINT! 590 00:20:33,083 --> 00:20:34,918 HYAH! 591 00:20:34,959 --> 00:20:37,292 HYAH! 592 00:20:37,334 --> 00:20:38,834 HYAH... 593 00:20:38,876 --> 00:20:41,334 H... HYAH? 594 00:20:41,375 --> 00:20:42,417 H-HYAH? 595 00:20:42,459 --> 00:20:44,918 [MOANS] 596 00:20:44,959 --> 00:20:46,959 [KIDS BOO] 597 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,000 [THUNDER RUMBLES] 598 00:20:49,918 --> 00:20:51,042 ANY LAST WORDS? 599 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,083 YES. 600 00:20:52,125 --> 00:20:53,751 NOW! 601 00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:00,459 WHAT IS THIS? 602 00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:02,125 [SNIFFS] STRING? 603 00:21:02,167 --> 00:21:03,751 - NOT JUST ANY STRING. - KITE STRING. 604 00:21:06,751 --> 00:21:07,897 NOW, I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO 605 00:21:07,898 --> 00:21:09,042 WANT TO HAND OVER MY KEY. 606 00:21:09,083 --> 00:21:10,083 [LAUGHS] 607 00:21:10,125 --> 00:21:11,709 YOU MEAN THIS KEY? 608 00:21:13,709 --> 00:21:15,149 - NOW, WHY WOULD I WANT - TO DO THAT? 609 00:21:20,292 --> 00:21:22,500 ASK BENJAMIN FRANKLIN. 610 00:21:22,542 --> 00:21:23,959 OR, NEXT TIME, JUST PAY 611 00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:25,375 ATTENTION IN MY CLASS. 612 00:21:25,417 --> 00:21:27,959 OW! HOT KEY! HOT KEY! 613 00:21:31,626 --> 00:21:32,709 DON'T HURT ME, 614 00:21:32,710 --> 00:21:33,792 OH POWERFUL WIZARD! 615 00:21:34,959 --> 00:21:36,918 [KIDS CHEERING] 616 00:21:38,417 --> 00:21:39,896 MR.... ADAM, 617 00:21:39,897 --> 00:21:41,375 YOU WERE INCREDIBLE! 618 00:21:43,042 --> 00:21:44,250 - YOU KNOW, - I WONDERED 619 00:21:44,292 --> 00:21:45,435 - HOW BEN FRANKLIN'S - KITE STRING 620 00:21:45,459 --> 00:21:46,876 - WAS ABLE TO CONDUCT - ELECTRICITY. 621 00:21:46,918 --> 00:21:47,959 NOW I REALIZE 622 00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:49,000 IT'S NOT THE STRING. 623 00:21:49,042 --> 00:21:50,083 IT'S THE RAIN WATER. 624 00:21:50,125 --> 00:21:51,083 - THAT'S RIGHT! - YOU'RE RIGHT! 625 00:21:51,125 --> 00:21:52,083 I LOVE YOU! 626 00:21:52,125 --> 00:21:53,626 WHAT? 627 00:21:53,667 --> 00:21:55,375 UH, I... I LOVE THAT 628 00:21:55,376 --> 00:21:57,083 YOU KNEW THAT! 629 00:21:57,125 --> 00:21:58,292 SCIENCE ROCKS! 630 00:21:58,334 --> 00:21:59,918 [LAUGHS AWKWARDLY] 631 00:21:59,959 --> 00:22:01,292 HIGH FIVE? 632 00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:08,709 [??] 633 00:22:08,751 --> 00:22:11,167 AH, MR. YOUNG. 634 00:22:11,209 --> 00:22:12,393 - I SEE YOU HAVE - YOUR KEY AFTER ALL. 635 00:22:12,417 --> 00:22:13,417 OF COURSE I DO. 636 00:22:13,459 --> 00:22:15,292 - I MAY BE A 14-YEAR-OLD - TEACHER, 637 00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:17,188 BUT YOU HAVE NOTHING 638 00:22:17,189 --> 00:22:19,042 TO WORRY ABOUT. 639 00:22:19,083 --> 00:22:21,250 HELP! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! 640 00:22:21,292 --> 00:22:22,250 [MOANING] 641 00:22:22,292 --> 00:22:24,125 [BOTH SCREAMING] 642 00:22:24,167 --> 00:22:25,500 [SHUFFLING FEET] 643 00:22:25,542 --> 00:22:28,042 DERBY, YOU MADE A MONSTER? 644 00:22:28,083 --> 00:22:30,417 MONSTER? THAT'S MY NANA. 645 00:22:30,459 --> 00:22:31,626 SHE'S MAD I STOLE HER FOOT. 646 00:22:31,667 --> 00:22:33,959 AHHH! 647 00:22:34,009 --> 00:22:38,559 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 38969

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