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I thought we'd be all
celebrating and shit.
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All the shit we've been through.
We're all here,
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all alive.
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We made it.
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I can give you your life back.
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There's this guy. He took my power.
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You sold your powers?
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Yeah, mate.
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We were given them for a reason.
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Do we have to have
the same powers as before?
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He said if we've got the money,
we can take our pick.
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OK, so who's first?
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You're all such pussies!
I'll do it.
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Right. I need to speak to the...
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cool, mysterious...
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power guy. Is he, is he in?
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What are you doing?
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Get back in here!
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Sorry!
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Wanker!
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What the fuck...
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do you think you're doing?
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Think you can get rid of me?
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I'm a part of you.
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Cool power guy with the suits,
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he could've sorted
this bullshit out,
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but you had to make a big drama!
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I won't let you bury me.
I'm staying right here.
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You're such a whiney little bitch!
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You hate me, you hate yourself.
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Nobody loves themselves more than I
do. I'd fuck myself in a heartbeat.
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So we're back to the whole
"I'm gay" thing there, aren't we?
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Why bring that up? I'm not gay.
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Remember that time in PE?
In the showers, you got turned on
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watching Richard Saunders
soap his balls?
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Oh, he's pathetic! He's sad.
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You thought about it
when screwing the fake vagina
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you made out of Mum's rubber gloves.
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You trying to fuck me?
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I'm gonna fucking kill you!
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I am you!
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You're nothing to do with me!
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Rudy!
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That could've gone
horribly wrong, that.
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You could have killed us.
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Shut up whining.
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C'mon.
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Get in here.
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Whoa!
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Argh.
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You're not going to ask
about me limp?
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No.
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No, of course not!
Cos that would be doing your job.
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I'm not sure you're cut out
to be a probation worker.
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Is that right?
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Yeah.
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If you're finished
with the careers advice,
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piss off and pick up some litter
with the other shitheads.
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Right.
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Before all the accusations,
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recriminations start flying around,
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before harmony turns to discord,
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and everyone starts shouting,
jabbing their fingers at each other,
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I just want to say for the record,
hand on heart,
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the other hand on a Bible,
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that it wasn't absolutely wasn't me
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who left the big floater
in the toilet back there.
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These are the designs for an
intercontinental ballistic missile.
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Yeah, mate.
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Check out the propulsion system.
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It's liquid nitrogen. It's wicked.
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Where did you get them?
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I drew them.
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You?
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You honestly expect me
to believe that?
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You think I nicked them?
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I fucking drew them.
They're my designs!
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Get her out of here.
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Take your hand off me, you prick!
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I'm a fucking rocket scientist!
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These new powers are bullshit.
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I thought this power would make me
dead clever,
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but all I know is
how to design rockets.
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Guess it does what it says
on the tin.
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Only there's no tin
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or instructions. No-one believes
someone like me's a rocket scientist.
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You don't exactly look
like a rocket scientist.
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Maybe I should get some glasses,
to look dead intelligent.
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Yeah, that'll do it.
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Simon?
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Hey.
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Hurry up and put some clothes on.
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I said we'd go or a drink.
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Has anyone heard from Nathan?
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He's in Vegas
with Marnie and Nathan Jr.
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They want us to go over
for the weddings.
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I'll go, if that prick pays
for my flights and my hotel.
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He's going to use his power
to cheat money out of the casino.
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You don't need to be able
to see the future
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to know that's going to end badly.
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The baby's really cute, though.
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I think she's getting broody, mate.
Better knock her up.
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Garcon!
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Talking to me?
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I believe so. It's French.
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You're not a fan of the French?
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Fair enough.
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I don't like the cunts either. Can I
have three pints of lager, please?
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What's wrong?
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Nothing.
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I'm knackered. Can we go?
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I'll come with you.
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Later.
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I'm away for a cigarette.
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Good for you.
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I just want you to know, right,
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out of the two of you,
I like you the best.
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I mean, she's all right.
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She's not ugly or anything.
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Maybe a six or seven out of ten.
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So what am I?
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I would never disrespect you
like that, or any woman,
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but if I absolutely had to,
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I'd give you a nine.
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So, mathematically,
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as the two most... attractive members
of our Community Service gang,
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I believe we are genetically
predisposed to copulate.
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Any reputable scientist
would tell you that, love.
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Well, I'm obviously
incredibly flattered...
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Thank you.
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It's just, I don't find you
even remotely attractive.
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I don't believe you.
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Why would I lie?
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I don't know. Why would you lie?
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I'm not.
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Not consciously,
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just subconsciously, you're fucking
crazy about me. Aren't you?
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To be continued.
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Thank you.
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She just totally knocked you back.
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She's playing hard to get, mate.
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She's out of your league.
She's laughing her arse off at you.
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You can't go back in there.
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You're gonna have to...
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Oh, climb through the window!
Just go. C'mon.
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No! You'd love that, wouldn't you?
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Why don't I just go home
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and spend the rest of the night
torturing myself about things I did
when I was like 14?
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You mean the thing
with the neighbour's cat?
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No!
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We do not talk about that! Right?
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Where are you going?
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Just fuck the fuck off.
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Wait for me outside.
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Honestly, you're a miserable prick.
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So...
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I believe you were just saying
how you, uh,
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wanted to have sex with me?
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What's that all about?
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Oh!
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Oh, no, ta, you're all right.
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I'm genetically predisposed
to get cancer.
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I think I'll pass.
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If you don't smoke,
why are you out here?
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I'm sick of all the wankers in there
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acting like they're
having a good time.
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So how come you're on
Community Service?
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What've you done?
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Oh, c'mon, what's your crime?
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I was with my boyfriend,
and we got stopped by the police.
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He put the drugs he was carrying
in my bag.
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I saw him, but I didn't
have time to do anything.
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You're kidding.
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No-one's ever going to do
anything like that to me again.
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People will shit all over you
any chance they get, won't they?
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I had you all wrong.
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I thought you were
a shallow little prick.
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No, it's an act. It's a front.
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I'm deeply insecure.
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Do you want to...
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go somewhere, just us?
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Let's stay here. We're just getting
to know each other, aren't we?
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We'll talk in there.
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Hey.
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This was great, wasn't it?
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What happened?
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Ah!
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You've... you've bottled me!
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What are you talking about?
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This man just bottled me!
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I didn't do anything to you!
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Me face!
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Am I still, am I still gorgeous?
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His head's cut up. I'm standing
with a broken bottle.
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I don't remember doing anything.
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That is definitely some power shit.
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What are we going to do?
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We don't have to do anything. Keep
our heads down and stay out of it.
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Cos that always works.
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This is the kind of shit where
we need that guy in the mask.
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Why do we always get involved?
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Can't we do normal stuff that normal
people do, like... go for brunch?
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What the fuck is brunch?
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Would you like a bacon sandwich?
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I would like that... very much.
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Thank you.
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You've just had unprotected
anal sex with that girl.
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I most certainly did.
And she loved it.
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What if she's got HIV?
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Cute girls don't get HIV.
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You need to take her to a clinic,
get her to have some tests,
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get her a full work-up.
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Whoa. Whoa, whoa.
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Do you know
how rare it is to find a girl
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who genuinely, honest to God,
absolutely loves it up the arse?
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Urgh.
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Can you smell that?
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That's bacon, gently sizzling
in the pan there.
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Life doesn't get any better
than this for me!
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It's as close to heaven
as I'm gonna get.
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If you don't get her
to have those tests, I will.
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Don't go near her, do you hear me?
She doesn't need to see this shit.
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I think she does. In fact, I'll go
tell her to stick some more bacon
on,
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cos that's three for breakfast.
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You have totally crossed the line!
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Rudy? Are you OK?
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Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just
washing shit off me cock.
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I'm going to tell her everything.
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All your embarrassing
little secrets.
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Who are you talking to?
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No-one! Meself.
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What're you doing in there?
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Nothing.
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Rudy!
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Just a minute! Just a minute, yeah?
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Ow!
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Fuck!
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What happened?
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Funny thing. You know how I said
I was washing me cock?
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I slipped on the soap
and impaled meself on some scissors!
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How mad's that shit?
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Actually really fucking hurts, like.
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So is this like brunch?
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Cos it feels like I'm just
eating a bacon sandwich?
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Hey. That's him. That's the guy
who said I bottled him.
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What are you smiling at?
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A gentleman never tells.
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I've just fucked her up the arse!
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Everything you said?
It was all bullshit!
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How could you do that to me?
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But I didn't do it to you...
I did it to her.
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I'm the arse man.
King of the world!
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What's she done to him?
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Are you all right?
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You're that crazy barman
who bottled me.
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I didn't bottle you.
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It must have been her.
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Why would she do that?
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Go!
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Sorry, I...
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thought you were someone else.
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Did you see a guy run down here?
263
00:20:01,793 --> 00:20:05,792
I haven't seen anyone.
264
00:20:18,273 --> 00:20:21,552
Sweet.
265
00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:27,472
I've got to stop smoking
and doing loads of speed, me.
266
00:20:29,433 --> 00:20:30,352
I thought they had you.
267
00:20:30,353 --> 00:20:34,352
No. I got away. I...
268
00:20:35,073 --> 00:20:36,952
I did my thing.
269
00:20:36,953 --> 00:20:40,952
Ah! If that's some vague reference
to all this "power" bullshit,
270
00:20:43,273 --> 00:20:47,272
then don't worry, cos I am
cool and the gang with all that.
271
00:20:50,753 --> 00:20:54,752
You're very starey.
272
00:20:58,033 --> 00:20:59,912
Ah, hey!
273
00:20:59,913 --> 00:21:02,512
Whoa, this is cool.
274
00:21:02,513 --> 00:21:06,512
Loving that lift. Look at this lift!
275
00:21:07,753 --> 00:21:11,752
Brilliant.
276
00:21:14,473 --> 00:21:16,272
So this turning into a girl thing,
277
00:21:16,273 --> 00:21:19,152
is it born out of
some sort of sexual confusion?
278
00:21:19,153 --> 00:21:22,352
There ain't no sexual confusion.
279
00:21:22,353 --> 00:21:23,512
If you say so.
280
00:21:23,513 --> 00:21:25,872
They all got their powers before me!
It was all they had left.
281
00:21:25,873 --> 00:21:29,192
He's a bit touchy, ain't he?
282
00:21:29,193 --> 00:21:31,912
So this girl he turns into...
283
00:21:31,913 --> 00:21:34,472
Would you?
284
00:21:34,473 --> 00:21:35,832
You know?
285
00:21:35,833 --> 00:21:37,392
Would you... fuck her?
286
00:21:37,393 --> 00:21:38,952
We've never seen her.
287
00:21:38,953 --> 00:21:40,712
Oh.
288
00:21:40,713 --> 00:21:43,312
Oh.
289
00:21:43,313 --> 00:21:45,112
I've always wanted me own vagina.
290
00:21:45,113 --> 00:21:48,432
Not to keep. Cos I've heard
they require a lot of maintenance.
291
00:21:48,433 --> 00:21:50,912
Upkeep, like cleaning, polishing,
292
00:21:50,913 --> 00:21:54,912
things like that.
293
00:22:07,113 --> 00:22:11,112
Oh, it's... it's you.
294
00:22:14,033 --> 00:22:17,032
Do you two know each other?
295
00:22:17,033 --> 00:22:21,032
We went to the same college.
296
00:22:24,593 --> 00:22:26,992
This has been brilliant... ain't it?
297
00:22:26,993 --> 00:22:30,392
Ah, I really have to go, I've got
things... got to do stuff and that.
298
00:22:30,393 --> 00:22:33,272
You all right, mate?
299
00:22:33,273 --> 00:22:35,392
How does this fucking lift work?
300
00:22:35,393 --> 00:22:37,752
Who has a lift in their flat, man?
301
00:22:37,753 --> 00:22:39,712
Come on! Piece of shit!
302
00:22:39,713 --> 00:22:43,352
Fuck!
303
00:22:43,353 --> 00:22:47,352
Nice one.
304
00:22:48,433 --> 00:22:50,112
Why's he here?
305
00:22:50,113 --> 00:22:52,072
What's going on?
306
00:22:52,073 --> 00:22:53,912
We were brunching.
307
00:22:53,913 --> 00:22:57,912
And then it just kicked off.
308
00:23:25,673 --> 00:23:29,672
It's her.
309
00:23:40,993 --> 00:23:43,512
Look at it.
310
00:23:43,513 --> 00:23:47,512
Look at it!
311
00:23:53,593 --> 00:24:01,312
What are we going to do?
312
00:24:04,313 --> 00:24:07,752
Every power known to mankind seems
to be floating out there somewhere.
313
00:24:07,753 --> 00:24:09,752
Someone must have it!
314
00:24:09,753 --> 00:24:13,752
I don't care how long it takes,
you keep looking until you find it.
315
00:24:24,033 --> 00:24:25,432
And what can I do for you?
316
00:24:25,433 --> 00:24:27,392
There's this girl on the estate.
317
00:24:27,393 --> 00:24:30,152
She used a power to make it look
like we trashed a car.
318
00:24:30,153 --> 00:24:31,152
The police are after us.
319
00:24:31,153 --> 00:24:33,952
And you're telling me because...?
320
00:24:33,953 --> 00:24:37,072
I thought you could do something.
Take her power or something.
321
00:24:37,073 --> 00:24:38,312
Oh, did you?
322
00:24:38,313 --> 00:24:41,112
I'll just find my cape and tights
and get on it.
323
00:24:41,113 --> 00:24:43,472
You think this is funny?
D'you see me laughing?
324
00:24:43,473 --> 00:24:45,112
I've never seen you smile.
325
00:24:45,113 --> 00:24:48,552
You always sit there with a massive
shit-eating grin on your face.
326
00:24:48,553 --> 00:24:52,552
Mister Fucking Happy!
327
00:24:54,073 --> 00:24:58,072
Look, are you going to do something
about this girl or not?
328
00:24:59,353 --> 00:25:01,592
I really don't see that happening.
329
00:25:01,593 --> 00:25:03,992
You don't give a shit about anyone,
do you?
330
00:25:03,993 --> 00:25:07,992
I give a shit about me.
331
00:25:08,433 --> 00:25:10,632
And just so you know,
this new power?
332
00:25:10,633 --> 00:25:11,832
It's rubbish.
333
00:25:11,833 --> 00:25:13,352
But you're a rocket scientist.
334
00:25:13,353 --> 00:25:17,232
Yeah, and you're a dick!
335
00:25:17,233 --> 00:25:18,472
Come by any time.
336
00:25:31,873 --> 00:25:35,872
Little bastards.
337
00:25:39,273 --> 00:25:42,752
Which one of you fuckers
took the dog?
338
00:25:42,753 --> 00:25:43,992
What dog? Was there even a dog?
339
00:25:43,993 --> 00:25:46,312
The charity box, for the blind?
340
00:25:46,313 --> 00:25:49,552
The Labrador, Retriever, whatever
the fuck it was. Who nicked it?
341
00:25:49,553 --> 00:25:52,032
What? I don't know nothing
about no dog, man.
342
00:25:52,033 --> 00:25:56,032
Was there a dog?
Where is there a dog?
343
00:25:56,553 --> 00:25:59,792
Who took it?
344
00:25:59,793 --> 00:26:01,672
Right.
345
00:26:01,673 --> 00:26:03,312
I really hate to be a grass,
346
00:26:03,313 --> 00:26:06,472
but I did see
that strangely intense girl
347
00:26:06,473 --> 00:26:09,912
with slightly inadequate breasts -
she was carrying something heavy
348
00:26:09,913 --> 00:26:12,512
and dog-shaped
over to her locker before...
349
00:26:12,513 --> 00:26:13,672
Which one?
350
00:26:13,673 --> 00:26:17,672
It's number 43.
351
00:26:19,113 --> 00:26:23,112
Ow.
352
00:26:39,033 --> 00:26:40,352
Hey.
353
00:26:40,353 --> 00:26:44,352
Come here. Mm, come here.
354
00:26:46,033 --> 00:26:49,712
The probation worker's
looking for you.
355
00:26:49,713 --> 00:26:50,832
And why's that?
356
00:26:50,833 --> 00:26:53,032
Because he seems to be
under the impression
357
00:26:53,033 --> 00:26:55,312
that you've stolen
a dog-shaped charity box,
358
00:26:55,313 --> 00:26:57,912
on account of him having
found it in your locker.
359
00:26:57,913 --> 00:26:59,312
Mm!
360
00:26:59,313 --> 00:27:02,672
You fuck with me, I'll fuck you
right back with a cherry on top.
361
00:27:02,673 --> 00:27:05,272
You have no idea
what I can do to you.
362
00:27:05,273 --> 00:27:08,672
You think you can use
your little power to fi...
363
00:27:08,673 --> 00:27:09,912
..ix this.
364
00:27:09,913 --> 00:27:13,272
You're too late,
because he's already reported you.
365
00:27:13,273 --> 00:27:16,752
And the cops are already coming.
366
00:27:16,753 --> 00:27:19,032
You're going down, sweet child.
Don't mess with the assman!
367
00:27:20,913 --> 00:27:24,352
You!
368
00:27:24,353 --> 00:27:28,352
Office. Now.
369
00:27:32,273 --> 00:27:34,552
Control, this is
Charlie-Echo-Two-Three.
370
00:27:34,553 --> 00:27:37,952
We've got the suspect, heading back
to station. 15 minutes ETA.
371
00:27:37,953 --> 00:27:41,352
'Charlie-Echo-Two-Three, 15 minutes ETA. Please confirm.'
372
00:27:42,513 --> 00:27:44,072
Yeah, I can confirm...
373
00:27:44,073 --> 00:27:47,632
'Charlie-Echo-Two-Three,
can you confirm?'
374
00:27:47,633 --> 00:27:51,632
'Charlie-Echo-Two-Three,
repeat, come in.'
375
00:27:52,433 --> 00:27:56,432
'Come in.'
376
00:28:01,033 --> 00:28:03,552
You have to let Alisha know
what she did to you,
377
00:28:03,553 --> 00:28:06,952
or you'll never get over it.
You have to confront her.
378
00:28:06,953 --> 00:28:10,392
Why d'you need to dig this shit up?
It's old news. I'm over it!
379
00:28:10,393 --> 00:28:12,592
You think about her all the time.
380
00:28:12,593 --> 00:28:16,312
No. You think about her.
381
00:28:16,313 --> 00:28:18,352
It's the same thing.
382
00:28:18,353 --> 00:28:21,872
You know what?
I think about loads of things.
383
00:28:21,873 --> 00:28:24,352
I think about shagging supermodels.
384
00:28:24,353 --> 00:28:26,352
I think about shagging
normal models.
385
00:28:26,353 --> 00:28:29,912
I think about how sad it is
that the polar bears are drowning
386
00:28:29,913 --> 00:28:32,432
because all the ice is melting.
387
00:28:32,433 --> 00:28:35,312
That doesn't mean I have
to do anything about it, though.
388
00:28:35,313 --> 00:28:36,832
Mm?
389
00:28:36,833 --> 00:28:38,872
Now, c'mon. Get in here.
390
00:28:38,873 --> 00:28:41,952
We have beers to drink,
and anuses to violate.
391
00:28:41,953 --> 00:28:45,952
Oh...
392
00:28:56,553 --> 00:28:58,992
Is he fingering her?
393
00:28:58,993 --> 00:29:01,992
I think he might be.
394
00:29:01,993 --> 00:29:05,992
I'll get them in, hm?
395
00:29:15,993 --> 00:29:19,992
That's thirsty work, that.
396
00:29:20,793 --> 00:29:24,232
Same again, please.
397
00:29:24,233 --> 00:29:26,352
So you're with Alisha, aren't you?
398
00:29:26,353 --> 00:29:27,872
That's great, man.
399
00:29:27,873 --> 00:29:31,872
I'm with that beautiful,
innocent-looking girl down there.
400
00:29:31,873 --> 00:29:35,232
She absolutely loves it up the arse!
401
00:29:35,233 --> 00:29:38,232
I know! We're all pussying around,
aren't we?
402
00:29:38,233 --> 00:29:39,672
"Should I slip it up there?"
403
00:29:39,673 --> 00:29:43,592
"You can't. That's where she
makes her toilet." Turns out...
404
00:29:43,593 --> 00:29:45,632
Come here. Turns out...
405
00:29:45,633 --> 00:29:48,032
it's also the way
to a woman's heart.
406
00:29:48,033 --> 00:29:50,632
You stick anything up my arse,
I'll break your face.
407
00:29:50,633 --> 00:29:53,752
It's just the posh ones.
Just the posh ones. Listen...
408
00:29:53,753 --> 00:29:57,032
Just so you know, don't worry
about that girl who screwed with us,
409
00:29:57,033 --> 00:30:01,032
cos your uncle Rudy is all over
it like a motherfuckeeeerrrrr!
410
00:30:04,193 --> 00:30:05,432
Oh!
411
00:30:05,433 --> 00:30:07,192
Argh!
412
00:30:07,193 --> 00:30:08,472
Rudy?
413
00:30:08,473 --> 00:30:09,992
Is he having a fit or something?
414
00:30:09,993 --> 00:30:12,352
I'm fine. Nothing to see here.
415
00:30:12,353 --> 00:30:14,112
Oh... Hurgh!
416
00:30:16,473 --> 00:30:18,472
Ohh...
417
00:30:18,473 --> 00:30:20,272
Right, just so you know,
418
00:30:20,273 --> 00:30:22,912
this doesn't change
how I feel about you,
419
00:30:22,913 --> 00:30:24,032
or the thing with the thing...
420
00:30:24,033 --> 00:30:25,952
Um, what the fuck is going on?
421
00:30:25,953 --> 00:30:28,592
I can't believe there's two of you!
422
00:30:28,593 --> 00:30:31,192
It's like he came out of
inside of you!
423
00:30:31,193 --> 00:30:33,232
What?
424
00:30:33,233 --> 00:30:34,472
You know what you did.
425
00:30:34,473 --> 00:30:36,352
What did she do?
426
00:30:36,353 --> 00:30:38,312
Let's just go. Come on! Let's go.
Wagons, roll!
427
00:30:38,313 --> 00:30:40,392
We had sex together.
428
00:30:40,393 --> 00:30:41,752
You had sex with her?
429
00:30:41,753 --> 00:30:45,752
Not recently. I don't even
remember it. So many fannies, right?
430
00:30:45,873 --> 00:30:47,832
Big ones. Small ones. Hairy ones.
431
00:30:47,833 --> 00:30:51,472
Floppy, great, big, flappy fannies...
432
00:30:51,473 --> 00:30:54,112
We were at a party.
433
00:30:54,113 --> 00:30:56,752
I'd fancied you for two years.
434
00:30:56,753 --> 00:31:00,752
She took my virginity. It was
the happiest moment of my life.
435
00:31:00,793 --> 00:31:03,952
For me, it was getting a handjob
on the Vortex at Thorpe Park.
436
00:31:03,953 --> 00:31:05,932
Can we just go?
437
00:31:05,993 --> 00:31:08,752
I told all my friends
I was seeing you, you know.
438
00:31:08,753 --> 00:31:11,992
The next day,
you looked right through me.
439
00:31:11,993 --> 00:31:15,192
I loved you,
and you wouldn't even look at me.
440
00:31:15,193 --> 00:31:16,952
This is piss under the bridge.
441
00:31:16,953 --> 00:31:19,032
I had to watch you going
with all them other boys.
442
00:31:19,033 --> 00:31:21,312
Why are you doing this?
443
00:31:21,313 --> 00:31:23,152
It's drugs. He's on drugs.
444
00:31:23,153 --> 00:31:26,232
Do you know
what they used to call you?
445
00:31:26,233 --> 00:31:27,872
The Co... The Cockmonster.
446
00:31:27,873 --> 00:31:29,592
Just leave it, yeah? Just fuck off.
447
00:31:29,593 --> 00:31:31,872
Why did they call you
The Cockmonster?
448
00:31:31,873 --> 00:31:33,152
You have to ask?
449
00:31:33,153 --> 00:31:34,472
I tried to kill myself!
450
00:31:34,473 --> 00:31:36,792
Oi! You shut your fucking mouth!
451
00:31:36,793 --> 00:31:38,352
I wanted to die because of you.
452
00:31:38,353 --> 00:31:39,712
Ohh...
453
00:31:39,713 --> 00:31:43,712
It's not my fault you're so messed
up that you tried to kill yourself.
454
00:31:44,993 --> 00:31:48,392
Fuck you, and your sad little
fantasies! This is bullshit!
455
00:31:48,393 --> 00:31:52,392
You're denying it happened...
you're doing it again.
456
00:31:59,673 --> 00:32:05,072
Last orders.
457
00:32:22,153 --> 00:32:23,912
I'm not that person any more.
458
00:32:23,913 --> 00:32:26,432
I know.
459
00:32:26,433 --> 00:32:28,312
I never wanted you to hear
those things about me...
460
00:32:28,313 --> 00:32:30,392
It doesn't matter...
461
00:32:30,393 --> 00:32:32,432
It doesn't matter that
your girlfriend
462
00:32:32,433 --> 00:32:36,432
used to be called
"the cock-monster"?
463
00:32:36,913 --> 00:32:40,912
We've all got a past.
I've got two pasts.
464
00:32:42,953 --> 00:32:46,952
All that matters is us, here... now.
465
00:32:55,193 --> 00:32:59,192
Do you know what they used
to call me at school...?
466
00:33:01,873 --> 00:33:05,552
The pussy meister.
467
00:33:05,553 --> 00:33:06,752
Shut up!
468
00:33:06,753 --> 00:33:10,472
I was getting so much pussy,
I didn't know what to do with it.
469
00:33:10,473 --> 00:33:13,592
Just loads of pussy, everywhere...
470
00:33:13,593 --> 00:33:17,592
Will you stop saying "pussy"?!
471
00:33:53,073 --> 00:33:56,152
How have you got in here...?
472
00:33:56,153 --> 00:33:57,312
Broke a window.
473
00:34:01,153 --> 00:34:05,152
D'you know, this isn't working out
for either of us.
474
00:34:07,033 --> 00:34:10,592
I think we should stay split.
475
00:34:10,593 --> 00:34:12,712
Per-Permanently...?
476
00:34:12,713 --> 00:34:15,032
Why not? You've had
your moment in the sun.
477
00:34:15,033 --> 00:34:19,032
You've got it all off your chest.
Consider me humiliated.
478
00:34:22,113 --> 00:34:26,032
You're your own man now. We can go
our separate ways. Separate lives.
479
00:34:26,033 --> 00:34:30,032
We don't need to see each other
ever again. What d'you say?
480
00:34:33,233 --> 00:34:34,912
You could move to Wales,
481
00:34:34,913 --> 00:34:37,152
I've no fucking intention
of going there!
482
00:34:37,153 --> 00:34:39,832
So you can walk around like
you're happy all the time?
483
00:34:39,833 --> 00:34:41,192
It works for me.
484
00:34:41,193 --> 00:34:44,912
I don't need you turning up
every time I feel down,
485
00:34:44,913 --> 00:34:47,592
reminding me of everything that
makes me feel shit about myself.
486
00:34:47,593 --> 00:34:49,672
But it's a part of who you are...
487
00:34:49,673 --> 00:34:53,672
No. It's a part of who you are.
All this fighting, arguing.
488
00:34:54,313 --> 00:34:57,632
Nobody wants to get stabbed in the
shoulder with a pair of scissors.
489
00:34:57,633 --> 00:35:01,632
It's not cool, and it hurts.
490
00:35:02,593 --> 00:35:06,592
C'mon, man.
Let's just stay split.
491
00:35:15,113 --> 00:35:19,112
I'm going to take
your moody silence as a "yes".
492
00:35:19,153 --> 00:35:23,152
Try not to break another window
on your way out.
493
00:36:46,833 --> 00:36:47,912
Jesus!
494
00:36:47,913 --> 00:36:51,472
I thought you were
at the police station...?
495
00:36:51,473 --> 00:36:52,792
The police are going to have
496
00:36:52,793 --> 00:36:56,792
a lot more important things to do
than look for me.
497
00:37:34,233 --> 00:37:38,232
Oh, Jesus.
498
00:37:39,193 --> 00:37:43,192
It wasn't me...
499
00:37:46,553 --> 00:37:49,352
What did you do...?
500
00:37:49,353 --> 00:37:53,352
I didn't do anything.
501
00:38:31,793 --> 00:38:32,872
Oh!
502
00:38:32,873 --> 00:38:36,872
Jesus! Shit!
503
00:38:39,073 --> 00:38:40,312
Well, this isn't good, is it?
504
00:38:40,313 --> 00:38:42,632
Why's she doing this?
505
00:38:42,633 --> 00:38:44,912
I honestly have no idea.
506
00:38:44,913 --> 00:38:47,232
I'll find out where she is.
507
00:38:47,233 --> 00:38:50,072
Oh, brilliant. We'll just untie
your hands, slip off the noose,
508
00:38:50,073 --> 00:38:51,152
and away you go.
509
00:38:51,153 --> 00:38:54,912
No... my power! I can put myself
in other people's shoes.
510
00:38:54,913 --> 00:38:56,712
See what they see
through their eyes.
511
00:38:56,713 --> 00:38:59,112
Do you have to be
wearing their shoes?
512
00:38:59,113 --> 00:39:03,112
No. Right. That'd be
ridiculous, wouldn't it?
513
00:39:13,633 --> 00:39:14,592
She's writing our suicide notes!
514
00:39:14,593 --> 00:39:18,592
Fuck...
515
00:39:21,833 --> 00:39:23,552
You don't have to do this!
516
00:39:23,553 --> 00:39:26,632
Well, someone's going to get
blamed for stabbing Charlie.
517
00:39:26,633 --> 00:39:28,632
And it's not going to be me.
518
00:39:28,633 --> 00:39:32,512
What if we promise
not to tell anyone...?
519
00:39:32,513 --> 00:39:35,792
But... if this is suicide,
520
00:39:35,793 --> 00:39:39,512
how d'you explain our hands
being tied behind our backs?
521
00:39:39,513 --> 00:39:41,992
I'll untie them when you're dead.
522
00:39:41,993 --> 00:39:44,752
Hm. I'm glad you've
thought of everything.
523
00:39:44,753 --> 00:39:48,752
Or should I say,
nearly everything?
524
00:39:49,273 --> 00:39:50,672
No, you're bluffing.
525
00:39:50,673 --> 00:39:51,832
Am I?
526
00:39:51,833 --> 00:39:53,192
Yeah!
527
00:39:53,193 --> 00:39:55,272
I really wouldn't do that
if I were you. It's up to you.
528
00:39:55,273 --> 00:39:57,952
Ooh, the irony.
529
00:39:57,953 --> 00:40:00,792
You're gonna kick yourself.
530
00:40:00,793 --> 00:40:02,672
What the fuck are you talking about?
531
00:40:02,673 --> 00:40:03,792
It's hilarious. It's too funny.
532
00:40:03,793 --> 00:40:06,912
What is it?
533
00:40:06,913 --> 00:40:07,952
Tell me!
534
00:40:07,953 --> 00:40:11,952
All right. It's this...
535
00:40:16,953 --> 00:40:18,712
Rudy!
536
00:40:18,713 --> 00:40:19,832
Wrap your legs round me.
537
00:40:19,833 --> 00:40:23,192
I'll take your weight! Wrap
your legs around me! Come on!
538
00:40:23,193 --> 00:40:25,432
I didn't mean to kill her!
539
00:40:25,433 --> 00:40:26,632
You can't hold us...
540
00:40:26,633 --> 00:40:29,672
Just hold on.
541
00:40:29,673 --> 00:40:31,792
No point in us both dying.
542
00:40:31,793 --> 00:40:34,072
Just hold on!
543
00:40:34,073 --> 00:40:35,552
You broke my heart...
544
00:40:35,553 --> 00:40:37,112
I know.
545
00:40:37,113 --> 00:40:39,512
I lied.
546
00:40:39,513 --> 00:40:42,192
I do remember you.
547
00:40:42,193 --> 00:40:45,592
I was a bitch. I didn't care
who I hurt, but I've changed.
548
00:40:45,593 --> 00:40:49,512
I'm not that person any more!
549
00:40:49,513 --> 00:40:52,872
I hate myself for
what I did to you.
550
00:40:52,873 --> 00:40:53,992
I'm sorry.
551
00:40:53,993 --> 00:40:57,352
That's good enough.
552
00:40:57,353 --> 00:40:59,872
No! Rudy!
553
00:40:59,873 --> 00:41:02,832
Rudy! Help!
554
00:41:02,833 --> 00:41:04,792
Somebody help us...!
555
00:41:34,193 --> 00:41:38,192
I thought you'd gone to Wales?
556
00:41:45,353 --> 00:41:48,752
I've got to tell you, guys...
I'm kind of freaking out here,
557
00:41:48,753 --> 00:41:52,072
all this killing
and burying and dying.
558
00:41:52,073 --> 00:41:54,432
Just, I'm outside
my comfort zone.
559
00:41:54,433 --> 00:41:58,432
If it makes you feel any better,
we've done a couple of people too.
560
00:41:59,513 --> 00:42:01,552
Shit just happened.
561
00:42:01,553 --> 00:42:05,032
You bury 'em,
just get on with your life.
562
00:42:05,033 --> 00:42:09,032
I just... keep seeing this image
of her cute little face,
563
00:42:10,153 --> 00:42:14,152
she's biting down
on the mattress, there.
564
00:42:14,873 --> 00:42:18,872
She absolutely loved it
up the arse.
565
00:42:18,873 --> 00:42:22,872
God rest her beautiful soul.
566
00:42:23,073 --> 00:42:27,072
Amen.
567
00:42:39,953 --> 00:42:43,712
Well, that could've
gone a lot worse, you know?
568
00:42:43,713 --> 00:42:46,392
For me.
569
00:42:46,393 --> 00:42:47,672
A new day tomorrow.
570
00:42:47,673 --> 00:42:50,032
Who knows what it holds
for all of us.
571
00:42:52,113 --> 00:42:53,152
Shit...
572
00:42:53,153 --> 00:42:54,032
Just stay cool.
573
00:42:54,033 --> 00:42:56,952
Don't get upset,
but this isn't exactly my car.
574
00:42:56,953 --> 00:42:57,672
Whose car is it?
575
00:42:57,673 --> 00:42:59,072
Nicked it off a man with a perm.
576
00:42:59,073 --> 00:43:02,152
A man, with a perm.
What's that about?
577
00:43:02,153 --> 00:43:05,352
We can't get caught in no nicked
car. We're all on probation.
578
00:43:05,353 --> 00:43:09,352
Maybe they'll let you off
with a warning, love.
579
00:43:11,193 --> 00:43:12,712
Honestly, guys...
580
00:43:12,713 --> 00:43:16,192
I thought they'd let you off
with a warning.
581
00:43:25,593 --> 00:43:29,472
That didn't take you long,
did it? Congratulations.
582
00:43:29,473 --> 00:43:31,992
You haven't changed.
583
00:43:31,993 --> 00:43:35,992
That's where you're wrong, because
I've found a new dedication
584
00:43:36,513 --> 00:43:40,512
to ensuring your complete
and total rehabilitation.
585
00:43:42,833 --> 00:43:45,792
I'll get started, right after I've
watched Homes Under the Hammer.
586
00:43:45,793 --> 00:43:49,792
Ooh! Can we watch that
with you?
587
00:43:49,873 --> 00:43:53,472
You lot can piss off
and do some work.
588
00:43:53,473 --> 00:43:57,472
Chop chop.
589
00:44:28,113 --> 00:44:29,112
What you doing?
590
00:44:29,113 --> 00:44:31,032
Designing a new
propulsion system.
591
00:44:31,033 --> 00:44:32,032
Why?
592
00:44:32,033 --> 00:44:34,792
Because I'm a fucking
rocket scientist.
593
00:44:34,793 --> 00:44:37,992
Ah, are we doing catchphrases?
594
00:44:37,993 --> 00:44:41,992
Maybe we could all have one.
Mine could be, "Now you see me,
595
00:44:42,113 --> 00:44:43,712
"Now you see two of me".
596
00:44:43,713 --> 00:44:45,192
Why do we need catchphrases?
597
00:44:45,193 --> 00:44:49,192
You know... for when
shit goes down, man.
598
00:44:50,113 --> 00:44:53,272
C'mon. D'you really think we're
going to spend the next seven weeks
599
00:44:53,273 --> 00:44:55,032
ambling around,
picking up litter?
600
00:44:55,033 --> 00:44:56,032
He's got a point.
601
00:44:56,033 --> 00:44:58,832
Maybe it'll be different
this time.
602
00:44:58,833 --> 00:45:01,472
Maybe there won't be
any shit going down.
603
00:45:01,473 --> 00:45:04,272
Oh, trust me.
There'll be shit.
604
00:45:04,273 --> 00:45:08,272
It's in the air.
605
00:45:08,473 --> 00:45:12,472
I can smell it.
606
00:45:25,113 --> 00:45:27,152
So do you want to tell me
what's going on?
607
00:45:27,153 --> 00:45:29,872
Why are we following him?
Oh, my God.
608
00:45:29,873 --> 00:45:31,232
You fancy him!
609
00:45:31,233 --> 00:45:33,672
You're Curtis Donovan,
aren't you?
610
00:45:33,673 --> 00:45:34,592
So what is there to do
round here?
611
00:45:34,593 --> 00:45:35,832
Have you just had a shag?
612
00:45:35,833 --> 00:45:37,072
Something like that.
613
00:45:37,073 --> 00:45:38,872
Who's the lucky girl?
614
00:45:38,873 --> 00:45:40,192
You don't know her.
615
00:45:40,193 --> 00:45:42,232
This was the worst sex
I have ever had.
616
00:45:42,233 --> 00:45:45,192
When we were together,
was I...?
617
00:45:45,193 --> 00:45:46,712
What? Was I shit?
618
00:45:46,713 --> 00:45:49,272
What are you doing?
That's Curtis's locker.
619
00:45:49,273 --> 00:45:51,392
It's me, Curtis.
620
00:45:51,393 --> 00:45:53,255
This is how I look
when I'm a girl.
621
00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:58,580
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