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In the storm, I lost my memory.
Forgot everything.
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What's this? What am I looking at?
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It's a support group.
It's for people with powers.
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I think we should go.
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Did you get community service
for fucking him up the arse
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or breaking into
the Community Centre?
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Breaking and entering.
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I knit the future. Thanks.
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Are we gonna become
proper superheroes?
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So, what did she look like?
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Right, well, try to imagine,
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if an orang-utan and a bulldog,
they spawned a child, yeah?
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Now try and imagine,
that bloody child grows up
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and impregnates a pig. Eurgh.
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This pig-dog-monkey hybrid thing
would be a thing of beauty in comparison.
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Dude, honestly, this girl, man,
she was so physically ugly,
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it pained me
when I came on her face.
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Brilliant.
Seriously, she were minging, dude.
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If she was so hideously ugly,
why did you have sex with her?
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Really? Do you know,
this... this is just...
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this is the problem, isn't it, when
you're having sex with ugly birds?
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You're damned if you do, and you're
damned if you don't. I suppose
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you only have sex with people
you find physically attractive?
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It's a weird rule that I have.
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Well, that's a bit shallow, isn't
it? That's very shallow, Jess.
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What about you, Ab?
Have you ever done an ugly?
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Does he count?
No, I don't count!
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Trust me. You count.
Twice. Double points.
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Why am I double points?
Cos you're short.
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Oh, shit! No, no, no, no, no way!
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Has he seen me? Who?
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It's my dad. It's my frigging dad.
What's he doing here?
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Why are you hiding from your dad?
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He thinks I'm at university,
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doing a bloody Master's degree
in computer science.
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Do you know I'm actually...
I'm President of the Student Union
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and I'm captain of the rowing team?
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And I actually nearly made it
to the Olympics Squad by that much.
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Dude, your mum and dad
are proper going for it.
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No, they're not. My mum's classy. She
wouldn't do shit like that. Not in public.
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Oh shit! That's not my... that's
not my mum! That's not my mum!
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Is he fingering her? No!
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It's either that or he's lost
something in her vagina.
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Finley! It's my mum
you're talking about!
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You just fucking hit me?
Yeah, well, I'm very upset, Finley.
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Shit! Oh, fuck! Is he...
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Did he see me then?
Is he looking now?
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I think I'm going to cry.
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We have to tell Mum. You know, she...
she needs to know what's going on.
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No, man!
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But Dad is cheating on her, man!
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He's not, he's not cheating!
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He's...
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He is... he's fingering,
is what he's doing.
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It's not really cheating, man.
It's... it's more playful.
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Mum has a right to know
what's going on here.
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I won't do it! Stop saying.
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I won't do it. I won't do that to her.
I'm not going to break her frigging heart.
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Shit! I'm gonna have to
sort it, aren't I?
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What do you mean?
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I'm going to go round there, right,
and I'm going to say,
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"You frigging... you harlot!
You harlot. You're a home-wrecker!"
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You know, I just... I... I will not
come from a broken home!
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I won't be one of them kids
who's still pissing himself
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in his early-to-mid teens.
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You were one of them kids.
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I had a bladder infection.
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Right. I'll see you later.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa! Where you going?
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I...I have to...
I have to be somewhere, don't I?
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Where have you got to be?
You never have to be anywhere.
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What do you know about my life?
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What do you think?
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I'm going to put them up
around the estate.
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You're not really missing,
cos you're sat there.
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Maybe it should just say "found".
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Dog seeks owner. Not dog.
Girl. Girl seeks owner.
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Yeah, cos that wouldn't
attract any perverts.
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What about,
"Girl seeks self-identity"?
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We're not at art school.
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I'm going to think about this
while I change my tampon.
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Alex?
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Now you're part of the gang,
do we get free drinks?
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No.
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Well, what time does it start?
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No. I'm... yeah, I'm just leaving.
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I'll see you there?
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OK. OK.
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Bye.
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Jess! Aah!
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Jess!
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Stop!
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You gonna do that?
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Fuck's sake.
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Ah. Buzzing.
Listen, what are you doing...
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Ooh. What you doing right now?
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I'm going for a facial.
I'll give you a facial.
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Excuse me? Ha-ha-ha!
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Sorry. I disgust myself
when I'm nervous.
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Fuck, it's small in here.
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What I meant to say was,
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would you mind giving me a lift
to my dad's harlot's flat, please?
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Why can't Finn do it?
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Because Finn doesn't have any respect for the
institution of marriage, it would appear.
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And he doesn't have a car.
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So... wagons roll!
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Right.
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How's that?
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You're not going on a date with her.
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Well, actually, yes,
she is going on a date.
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She's going on a date with destiny.
No-one fucks with my family.
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No-one fucks members of my family.
Apart other members of my family.
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Your dad's here.
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Shit! Right, start the engine!
This was a terrible idea!
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You never should have made me
come here. You're a fool!
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This is a perfect opportunity
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for you to talk to both of them
without your mum being around.
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You should confront him.
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Will you come with me, please?
No.
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Oh, well, what a selfish cunt.
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Really? No.
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Not at all. I can't do this.
I can't do it on my own.
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I'm not... I'm not mature enough.
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You know what?
I might have a big lush pubic bush,
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but that does not maketh me a man.
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I'm a child. I'm masquerading
in a man's body back here.
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All right. Just stop talking
about your lush pubic bush.
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I'll come with you.
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I use a volumising conditioner,
in case you're wondering.
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No, no! What are you doing?
DOORBELL RINGS
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I'm mentally preparing myself,
you fool. What...
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What?
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Bonjour.
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I am French, and I am selling...
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la cheese.
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You're selling cheese?
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No, it is, um... how would you say?
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La fromage
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avec la milk...
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..of la monkey francais.
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Fuck off.
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Shit.
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You're selling...
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monkey cheese?
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So, no, no, no.
I fucking panicked, didn't I?
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It was the first thing
that sprung to mind. Shit!
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Monkey cheese?
Well, you think of summat, then!
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Double glazing.
Oh, well, really?
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Really? That's original, isn't it?
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She already has it. She has
double glazing. So, that's no sale.
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D'you want to try again? No,
I don't. Don't. Try again? Christ.
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I can't tell her I'm not
a French monkey-cheese salesman.
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I'm gonna look
fucking ridiculous, aren't I?
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Right, and we wouldn't
want that, would we?
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I'm not that guy, am I?
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What guy?
A French monkey-cheese salesman?
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No, not a frigging
French monkey-cheese...
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The guy who does good
noble shit and saves his...
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saves his parents' marriage.
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Well, you... you might be that guy.
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Maybe you just need
a bit of practice.
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Don't you walk away from me!
You don't ever do that!
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I can't do this any more!
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I told you. I told you what I'd do
if you ever tried to leave me.
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Geoff, please, don't.
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I will find you and I will hurt you.
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Please.
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Why do you do this?
You make me like this.
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You're playing games with me.
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You think you can play games?
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Try it.
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Clean yourself up.
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You're fucking disgusting.
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Are you all right?
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I always wanted to be him.
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You know.
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Be like him.
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I...I thought that my dad was
the greatest man on earth,
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him and Roy Castle.
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But my dad was always edging it.
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Now I don't know him.
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Will you take me home, please?
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So, there's this stuff going on
with our parents and...
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he won't let me in,
he won't listen to me.
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It's like I don't even exist.
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Something happened to us.
Something happened to all of us.
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We didn't ask for it.
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We didn't ask for it so why should
we be ashamed of who we are?
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Why should we have to hide away?
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It's not fair.
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It's not fair.
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Has either of you seen Rudy?
He is on the roof.
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Staring at the distance.
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Has this look on his face like...
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Did you talk to him?
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No, I just crept away
before he could see me.
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Are you all right?
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No, I'm not. I'm very fucking far
from being all right.
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What are you going to do?
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I'm going to go round
my parents' house,
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and as soon as my dad
answers the door,
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I'm going to punch him
in his shitty little face.
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That's what I'm going to do.
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Fuck!
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Fuck you! Oh! Mum.
Aaah! Oh!
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What the hell are you doing?
Oh.
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Classic.
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Your face then. Ah.
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You scared the shit out of me.
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Hilarious.
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I thought you'd gone mental again.
What do you mean, mental again?
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Mental again? What do you mean,
again?
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I thought you were at work.
Yeah, I've got the day off.
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Fancied doing the garden.
Here he is.
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All right, son?
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All right, Dad?
How's the rowing?
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I thought you were in Spain,
at that training camp?
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Yes, I was in Spain at the training
camp. Do you know what, though?
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They said there was nothing more
they could teach me so I just rowed home.
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Oh, right.
From Spain?
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No, bloody hell,
don't be ridiculous.
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Like, I dunno, two thirds
of the way.
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Do you want to stay for tea, son?
I'm not hungry.
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So, how are you, Dad?
Oh, you know, keeping busy.
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Oh, busy? Been busy?
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Busy doing what, exactly? What
exactly are you busy doing, Dad?
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Are you all right?
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Dad, I'm all right.
I'm all right. Yeah, I'm all right.
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The question is, really, are you?
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Are you all right, Dad?
Yeah.
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Are you?
I'm fine, aye.
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Rudy, what is it?
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There's something I have to tell
you, Mum, and it's killing me, all right?
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What is it, son?
I'm sorry. Oh, fuck off!
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You know!
Don't make me say it, when you know!
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You're gay, aren't you?
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Oh, my God.
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It's OK. We've always suspected it.
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Well, I'm not gay, so...
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Well, there was all that trouble
with the Boy Scouts.
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Fucking hell! That was
an experimental stage, weren't it?
243
00:15:01,159 --> 00:15:05,159
No-one judged Isaac Newton when he
were friggin' wanking on apples, did they?
244
00:15:05,679 --> 00:15:08,198
Yeah, well, apples aren't the same
as 12-year-old boys.
245
00:15:08,199 --> 00:15:09,478
Yeah, maybe not to you, Mum.
246
00:15:09,479 --> 00:15:13,479
And maybe that's why you never discovered
the fucking... the laws of gravity.
247
00:15:13,559 --> 00:15:17,318
Well, you know, you never had
a girlfriend so we assumed...
248
00:15:17,319 --> 00:15:18,598
That I was a big gay.
249
00:15:18,599 --> 00:15:21,598
Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you
but I've had loads of birds.
250
00:15:21,599 --> 00:15:23,518
I'm disgusting, I'll do anything.
251
00:15:23,519 --> 00:15:26,038
I've... I've got a reputation
as a total slag.
252
00:15:26,039 --> 00:15:28,518
Mum, I am quite the slut.
253
00:15:28,519 --> 00:15:30,598
How come we've not met any of them,
then?
254
00:15:30,599 --> 00:15:34,278
Because, I am, erm... Fuck it.
I'm embarrassed of you both!
255
00:15:34,279 --> 00:15:38,279
Look at you both. Look at you right
now. You are an embarrassment.
256
00:15:38,359 --> 00:15:40,918
I'm ashamed.
Deep shame for the pair of you.
257
00:15:40,919 --> 00:15:43,758
Oh, thanks for those kind words.
258
00:15:43,759 --> 00:15:46,358
Fuck.
It's OK.
259
00:15:46,359 --> 00:15:49,878
We love you just how you are.
Look at you.
260
00:15:49,879 --> 00:15:53,198
You're so handsome. Get your good
looks from his dad, doesn't he?
261
00:15:53,199 --> 00:15:57,199
Oh, you smooth talker, you.
262
00:15:58,439 --> 00:16:02,439
So, if, er... you're not gay, what
did you want to talk to us about, son?
263
00:16:04,719 --> 00:16:06,038
Erm...
264
00:16:06,039 --> 00:16:08,238
No.
265
00:16:08,239 --> 00:16:10,838
I just... I can't... I can't do it.
266
00:16:10,839 --> 00:16:14,839
We're going to have to go
for plan B.
267
00:16:35,039 --> 00:16:36,318
You all right?
268
00:16:36,319 --> 00:16:38,878
I'm fighting it.
269
00:16:38,879 --> 00:16:41,518
Every day's a battle.
270
00:16:41,519 --> 00:16:45,278
I...I feel like I'm slipping back
into the game world.
271
00:16:45,279 --> 00:16:47,198
But I can't go back. I can't!
Hey.
272
00:16:47,199 --> 00:16:49,238
Man, it's all right.
273
00:16:49,239 --> 00:16:52,758
Can we meet up some time?
274
00:16:52,759 --> 00:16:55,398
I have to talk to someone, man.
I feel like I'm losing my mind.
275
00:16:55,399 --> 00:16:58,398
Of course.
276
00:16:58,399 --> 00:17:01,358
Whenever you want.
I'm here for you, yeah?
277
00:17:01,359 --> 00:17:05,359
Thanks.
No worries.
278
00:17:13,479 --> 00:17:14,798
Go in there.
279
00:17:14,799 --> 00:17:17,638
You tell her you know exactly
what your dad's doing to her
280
00:17:17,639 --> 00:17:20,998
and you tell her to leave the
bastard.
281
00:17:20,999 --> 00:17:24,999
Yeah.
282
00:17:39,599 --> 00:17:43,599
I'm fucking getting sick
of all this. Cow!
283
00:17:44,719 --> 00:17:45,999
Shit.
284
00:17:52,439 --> 00:17:54,478
Fucking bitch!
285
00:17:54,479 --> 00:17:57,758
What's he doing?
Cow!
286
00:17:57,759 --> 00:17:59,518
He's burning her clothes.
287
00:17:59,519 --> 00:18:03,038
Why is he burning her clothes?
Fucking...
288
00:18:03,039 --> 00:18:06,479
Er...
289
00:18:14,159 --> 00:18:18,159
Oh, fuck.
290
00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:20,919
Fuck it.
291
00:18:45,679 --> 00:18:48,438
I'm just going to say it.
Don't.
292
00:18:48,439 --> 00:18:50,798
That looked like blood on the carpet.
293
00:18:50,799 --> 00:18:52,878
Fuck! Fuck! Oh!
294
00:18:52,879 --> 00:18:55,078
You broke my CD player!
295
00:18:55,079 --> 00:18:57,638
Well, who the frigging hell
plays CDs any more?
296
00:18:57,639 --> 00:19:00,318
It's ridiculous!
297
00:19:00,319 --> 00:19:02,838
Call your dad and ask him
if he wants to meet you for a beer.
298
00:19:02,839 --> 00:19:03,878
What do you mean?
299
00:19:03,879 --> 00:19:06,798
My dad's murdered his girlfriend.
You want me to take him for a beer?
300
00:19:06,799 --> 00:19:09,998
Why don't I just throw in some
ten-pin bowling and a fucking foot massage?
301
00:19:09,999 --> 00:19:13,038
While you're buying him the beer,
I will break into the flat
302
00:19:13,039 --> 00:19:17,039
and see if I can find out if your dad
has actually murdered her.
303
00:19:25,119 --> 00:19:28,038
Cheers, son.
Mm-hm.
304
00:19:28,039 --> 00:19:32,039
Yeah.
305
00:20:16,199 --> 00:20:20,158
One sec.
306
00:20:20,159 --> 00:20:21,198
Yes?
307
00:20:21,199 --> 00:20:23,718
He's here. Your dad's back.
308
00:20:23,719 --> 00:20:26,638
No, he's not. He, erm...
309
00:20:26,639 --> 00:20:29,278
The ostrich is in the coop.
310
00:20:29,279 --> 00:20:31,918
The fucking ostrich
is sat right in front of me.
311
00:20:31,919 --> 00:20:34,358
He's drinking a bottle
of Continental lager.
312
00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:38,359
Then who's here in the flat?
313
00:20:38,959 --> 00:20:41,678
One sec.
314
00:20:41,679 --> 00:20:43,118
Just a hypothetical question.
315
00:20:43,119 --> 00:20:47,119
You... you don't... do you have a twin
brother you've never told me about?
316
00:20:53,759 --> 00:20:55,638
There was a storm.
317
00:20:55,639 --> 00:20:59,639
Shit.
318
00:21:04,359 --> 00:21:06,838
I know it's going to sound crazy
but I split into two.
319
00:21:06,839 --> 00:21:09,398
I guess he was the part of me
I wasn't proud of.
320
00:21:09,399 --> 00:21:13,399
I haven't always been a nice person.
I hid it from you.
321
00:21:13,999 --> 00:21:16,358
I was a shit. A nasty shit.
322
00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:19,518
That... that part of me is gone.
323
00:21:19,519 --> 00:21:23,518
It's all in him.
324
00:21:23,519 --> 00:21:27,519
Shit! Jess... Jess?
325
00:21:54,879 --> 00:21:56,158
Oh!
326
00:21:56,159 --> 00:21:57,828
Who the fuck are you?
327
00:22:02,843 --> 00:22:06,395
Jessica! I've come here...
I've come here to save you! I'm...
328
00:22:06,995 --> 00:22:10,995
Ow! Fucking hell!
329
00:22:11,370 --> 00:22:12,570
Hello, son.
330
00:22:13,425 --> 00:22:16,565
Has he touched you? If you so much
as fucking touched her, mate...
331
00:22:16,624 --> 00:22:18,468
Did he touch you?
Have you fucking touched her?
332
00:22:18,492 --> 00:22:20,721
Rudy? I'm fine.
333
00:22:20,745 --> 00:22:22,865
We were just having a friendly
chat.
334
00:22:22,941 --> 00:22:24,461
We weren't having a friendly
anything.
335
00:22:24,509 --> 00:22:26,929
He said he wouldn't let me go
until I tell him where Tina is.
336
00:22:26,974 --> 00:22:28,611
We thought you'd bloody murdered
her. Do you know that?
337
00:22:28,612 --> 00:22:30,532
She's gone. She's left me.
338
00:22:30,584 --> 00:22:31,983
Good! Good for her!
339
00:22:31,984 --> 00:22:34,143
Cos you know my dad, my real dad?
340
00:22:34,144 --> 00:22:37,583
Mate, he's told me everything. You
absolutely... you disgust me, mate.
341
00:22:37,584 --> 00:22:40,183
I'm your dad too. Well, part of him.
342
00:22:40,184 --> 00:22:42,983
Maybe we should go for a drink
some time, you know.
343
00:22:42,984 --> 00:22:44,903
Get to know each other properly.
344
00:22:44,904 --> 00:22:48,904
Yeah, lets go for a drink! You're
nothing to me, you moron. Nothing.
345
00:22:49,144 --> 00:22:52,183
Honestly, pal, you are...
346
00:22:52,184 --> 00:22:54,423
Come on, now. Were going. Lets go.
347
00:22:54,424 --> 00:22:57,743
Oh, get your fucking hand
off my shoulder now, pal.
348
00:22:57,744 --> 00:23:00,303
Come around, any time.
Get it off.
349
00:23:00,304 --> 00:23:03,303
Fucking get off. Cunt.
350
00:23:03,304 --> 00:23:07,304
Prick.
351
00:23:39,184 --> 00:23:40,263
Oh, Jesus!
352
00:23:40,264 --> 00:23:43,503
What the fuck are you doing?
You scared the shit out of me.
353
00:23:43,504 --> 00:23:45,383
What... What are you doing?
354
00:23:45,384 --> 00:23:48,983
Showering.
355
00:23:48,984 --> 00:23:52,984
I like to shower
before community service.
356
00:23:56,144 --> 00:23:58,143
Why don't you shower at home?
357
00:23:58,144 --> 00:24:00,303
Why don't I shower at home?
358
00:24:00,304 --> 00:24:04,223
It's a good question.
359
00:24:04,224 --> 00:24:06,943
Water's off.
360
00:24:06,944 --> 00:24:08,783
No water.
361
00:24:08,784 --> 00:24:12,143
It's dry... it's as dry
as a badger's...
362
00:24:12,144 --> 00:24:16,144
Dry.
363
00:24:19,504 --> 00:24:23,504
Can I have my towel?
364
00:24:46,024 --> 00:24:49,103
Will you stop sniffing that scarf?
365
00:24:49,104 --> 00:24:51,343
There's something about the smell of
her.
366
00:24:51,344 --> 00:24:53,743
I keep asking girls in the bar
if it's theirs,
367
00:24:53,744 --> 00:24:55,103
and none of them are her.
368
00:24:55,104 --> 00:24:57,183
She's like Cinderella.
369
00:24:57,184 --> 00:25:01,184
This Cinderella, did you shag her?
370
00:25:02,024 --> 00:25:03,503
What? No.
371
00:25:03,504 --> 00:25:07,504
Cinderella, like in the fairy tale.
372
00:25:09,504 --> 00:25:11,343
Pumpkin.
373
00:25:11,344 --> 00:25:15,344
Fairy godmother.
374
00:25:15,624 --> 00:25:19,624
She had a glass slipper.
375
00:25:22,744 --> 00:25:26,744
Fucking start, you piece of shit!
376
00:25:29,104 --> 00:25:30,943
No, wait, it's you!
377
00:25:30,944 --> 00:25:34,183
You're the monkey-cheese guy.
378
00:25:34,184 --> 00:25:36,743
Why are you looking at me like that?
379
00:25:36,744 --> 00:25:40,744
Because you know my dad, don't you?
380
00:25:41,104 --> 00:25:45,104
He split in two?
There's two of him?
381
00:25:45,784 --> 00:25:47,983
You got the shitty end of the stick,
mate.
382
00:25:47,984 --> 00:25:51,223
Well, the shitty end of the dad.
383
00:25:51,224 --> 00:25:55,224
Is there somewhere you can go,
away from here, away from him?
384
00:25:56,024 --> 00:25:58,463
Your dad. Geoff.
385
00:25:58,464 --> 00:26:01,583
He took all my money. Oh, no.
386
00:26:01,584 --> 00:26:04,903
He's got it all in his bank account.
387
00:26:04,904 --> 00:26:08,904
Everything's in his name.
I can't get to it.
388
00:26:10,024 --> 00:26:11,063
Your dad can.
389
00:26:11,064 --> 00:26:13,983
Mm? Your other dad.
390
00:26:13,984 --> 00:26:15,423
He can get the money.
391
00:26:15,424 --> 00:26:19,424
Whoa! Yes, yes, yes!
No, my... my other dad!
392
00:26:21,384 --> 00:26:24,583
He can... he can get her money back,
cant he?
393
00:26:24,584 --> 00:26:28,584
That's what it is.
394
00:26:29,184 --> 00:26:31,423
Shit, man, I'm not sure how, like.
395
00:26:31,424 --> 00:26:35,424
Is it cos...
396
00:26:35,504 --> 00:26:37,783
Its your idea, innit?
397
00:26:37,784 --> 00:26:39,943
Its her idea.
398
00:26:39,944 --> 00:26:41,223
We'll get it.
399
00:26:41,224 --> 00:26:42,863
Monkey cheese? Is that even a thing?
400
00:26:42,864 --> 00:26:44,623
Monkeys give milk to their young.
401
00:26:44,624 --> 00:26:46,583
So I guess you could make
cheese out of it.
402
00:26:46,584 --> 00:26:48,823
Hold him, man!
403
00:26:48,824 --> 00:26:51,783
Turn him round, man!
404
00:26:51,784 --> 00:26:53,303
See, I wish Jess was here,
405
00:26:53,304 --> 00:26:55,223
cos girls can intervene
in this kind of thing
406
00:26:55,224 --> 00:26:56,943
without getting their heads kicked
in.
407
00:26:56,944 --> 00:26:59,303
Hey!
408
00:26:59,304 --> 00:27:02,023
Why don't you just leave him
the fuck alone, yeah?
409
00:27:02,024 --> 00:27:04,063
Are you talking to us?
410
00:27:04,064 --> 00:27:06,623
Yeah, I'm talking to you. Do you
really think you're a big man
411
00:27:06,624 --> 00:27:08,463
cos there's three of you taking on
one kid?
412
00:27:08,464 --> 00:27:10,743
Come on, come on.
413
00:27:10,744 --> 00:27:14,744
He's joking, he's joking.
Hey, just live... live and let live.
414
00:27:15,544 --> 00:27:16,863
I'm gonna shank you!
415
00:27:16,864 --> 00:27:19,143
Me? Why me? Shank him!
416
00:27:19,144 --> 00:27:21,823
Finn!
417
00:27:21,824 --> 00:27:25,303
Take one more step.
418
00:27:25,304 --> 00:27:26,823
Do... Whoa!
419
00:27:26,824 --> 00:27:28,943
What you gonna do, little man?
420
00:27:28,944 --> 00:27:32,943
You want to see what I can do?
421
00:27:32,944 --> 00:27:34,783
Show me.
422
00:27:34,784 --> 00:27:36,623
You will shit in your pants.
423
00:27:36,624 --> 00:27:40,624
You got jokes, innit?
424
00:27:54,704 --> 00:27:58,704
What the fuck?
425
00:28:00,024 --> 00:28:01,663
I'll see you around, innit?
426
00:28:01,664 --> 00:28:05,664
Yeah. Whatever, mate.
427
00:28:11,144 --> 00:28:15,144
Sucker!
428
00:28:18,464 --> 00:28:22,464
Where's the kid?
429
00:28:23,664 --> 00:28:26,103
See, this is why you
shouldn't help people out.
430
00:28:26,104 --> 00:28:27,143
Not so much as a...
431
00:28:27,144 --> 00:28:29,503
a "Thanks, here's a 20,
have a few drinks on me."
432
00:28:29,504 --> 00:28:31,423
Just...
433
00:28:31,424 --> 00:28:35,424
ungrateful little shit.
434
00:28:36,184 --> 00:28:40,184
Stepping up like that, though,
that... that was kind of superhero.
435
00:28:59,664 --> 00:29:01,303
Hi. Hello, Dad.
436
00:29:01,304 --> 00:29:03,263
Rudy told me everything.
437
00:29:03,264 --> 00:29:07,264
I'm so sorry for what he did to you.
438
00:29:07,624 --> 00:29:09,023
I feel responsible.
439
00:29:09,024 --> 00:29:10,663
It wasn't you.
440
00:29:10,664 --> 00:29:14,664
It used to be. Part of me.
441
00:29:15,024 --> 00:29:19,024
I'm sorry.
442
00:29:46,664 --> 00:29:50,063
The things I did when he was inside
me.
443
00:29:50,064 --> 00:29:52,903
Lying, and cheating.
444
00:29:52,904 --> 00:29:56,143
To think I could do that to your mum.
445
00:29:56,144 --> 00:29:58,023
It would break her heart if she knew.
446
00:29:58,024 --> 00:30:00,583
I know. We've all done
horrible shit, haven't we?
447
00:30:00,584 --> 00:30:03,903
This was a good thing we did.
Weren't it?
448
00:30:03,904 --> 00:30:06,223
Mm?
449
00:30:06,224 --> 00:30:08,103
What?
450
00:30:08,104 --> 00:30:10,743
I'm proud of you. Huh.
451
00:30:10,744 --> 00:30:13,543
I'm going fishing on Sunday.
452
00:30:13,544 --> 00:30:15,823
Why don't you come round
and keep your mum company?
453
00:30:15,824 --> 00:30:18,903
I'm sure she'll cook you a roast.
Yeah? Bring someone.
454
00:30:18,904 --> 00:30:22,383
A girlfriend. A boyfriend.
455
00:30:22,384 --> 00:30:25,263
What do you mean? No.
For fuck's sake, I'm not gay, Dad!
456
00:30:25,264 --> 00:30:27,183
You might be.
457
00:30:27,184 --> 00:30:31,184
Oh...!
458
00:30:48,344 --> 00:30:52,223
It's you.
459
00:30:52,224 --> 00:30:53,823
Were you smelling me?
460
00:30:53,824 --> 00:30:56,263
Mm.
461
00:30:56,264 --> 00:31:00,264
I found your scarf in the toilets.
462
00:31:02,384 --> 00:31:06,183
Thank you.
I thought I'd lost that. Thanks.
463
00:31:06,184 --> 00:31:10,184
How do you smell so nice?
464
00:31:12,144 --> 00:31:15,743
I don't know.
465
00:31:15,744 --> 00:31:18,503
Perfume? Regular showering?
466
00:31:18,504 --> 00:31:21,783
Yeah? Hm.
467
00:31:21,784 --> 00:31:24,663
Can I get you a drink?
468
00:31:24,664 --> 00:31:25,703
Oh... It's OK.
469
00:31:25,704 --> 00:31:29,183
I'm not going to drug you
and take you to my basement
470
00:31:29,184 --> 00:31:32,423
and rape you
with a massive strap-on.
471
00:31:32,424 --> 00:31:36,424
I live in a flat,
and it doesn't have a basement.
472
00:31:37,984 --> 00:31:40,543
I'm not being funny,
but you're really strange.
473
00:31:40,544 --> 00:31:43,423
Mm. It's cos I don't know who I am.
474
00:31:43,424 --> 00:31:45,983
What do you mean,
you don't know who you are?
475
00:31:45,984 --> 00:31:49,583
Well, I lost my memory
in that weird freak storm.
476
00:31:49,584 --> 00:31:53,183
I've tried to find out who I am,
but no-one's looking for me.
477
00:31:53,184 --> 00:31:56,224
Maybe no-one ever cared about me.
I don't know.
478
00:32:00,384 --> 00:32:02,743
I'm Laura.
479
00:32:02,744 --> 00:32:04,463
I'm Abby,
480
00:32:04,464 --> 00:32:08,464
and you are the nicest-smelling
person in the world.
481
00:32:32,664 --> 00:32:34,287
Hello, Geoff.
482
00:32:37,568 --> 00:32:40,469
Can you smell that, man? That smells
like a brand-new day, that does.
483
00:32:42,128 --> 00:32:44,047
It smells disgusting.
What have you been eating?
484
00:32:44,048 --> 00:32:48,048
It smells like Dad, our dad, our real
dad, isn't a murderous woman-beater.
485
00:32:48,288 --> 00:32:52,288
It smells like he uses his fists for
better things, things like, erm...
486
00:32:56,368 --> 00:32:59,127
I can't really think of anything good
a fist is used for.
487
00:32:59,128 --> 00:33:02,847
There is that certain section of the, er...
lesbian community that seem to enjoy it.
488
00:33:02,848 --> 00:33:05,687
You got to admire their fortitude,
really, haven't you? Full fist.
489
00:33:05,688 --> 00:33:08,007
Oh, mate, it smells like
possibilities.
490
00:33:08,008 --> 00:33:10,447
It smells like one of Mum's roast
dinners. Lamb or beef?
491
00:33:10,448 --> 00:33:14,207
I'm going to go with lamb. Baa!
492
00:33:14,208 --> 00:33:15,647
I want... I want to meet 'em.
493
00:33:15,648 --> 00:33:17,287
Eh?
494
00:33:17,288 --> 00:33:21,288
I want to meet Mum and Dad,
as... as me, outside of you.
495
00:33:22,288 --> 00:33:23,607
They're my parents as well.
496
00:33:23,608 --> 00:33:26,727
I've got all the same feelings
and memories as you have, you know.
497
00:33:26,728 --> 00:33:30,207
No, they're not your parents.
Dude, Mum gave birth to me. Me.
498
00:33:30,208 --> 00:33:31,727
You never even touched her vagina,
499
00:33:31,728 --> 00:33:34,167
and I'll tell you something else,
you never will.
500
00:33:34,168 --> 00:33:35,887
You never will touch it.
501
00:33:35,888 --> 00:33:38,767
Strike that image.
Get rid of it. It's awful.
502
00:33:38,768 --> 00:33:42,768
I...I just... I wanted to meet 'em.
I wanted to meet 'em as myself.
503
00:33:43,808 --> 00:33:47,367
You know, and Dad's going to understand.
He's been through thesame thing. So...
504
00:33:47,368 --> 00:33:51,368
What? And I suppose if Dad... Dad had
cancer, you'd want that too, would you?
505
00:33:52,688 --> 00:33:55,447
How have you got to cancer?!
Because that's what you are.
506
00:33:55,448 --> 00:33:58,847
You're a friggin' horrible cancerous
tumour thing, just growing in...
507
00:33:58,848 --> 00:34:00,367
You feed off me.
508
00:34:00,368 --> 00:34:02,407
You just hold me back and stuff,
don't ya?
509
00:34:02,408 --> 00:34:05,727
Is that really...
Is that really how you see me?
510
00:34:05,728 --> 00:34:07,847
Only sometimes,
when you're being a total dick.
511
00:34:07,848 --> 00:34:11,527
Come on, man. Just forget about
all the silly nonsense about cancer.
512
00:34:11,528 --> 00:34:14,087
Get in here and let's go.
Come on, man.
513
00:34:14,088 --> 00:34:17,767
Smell the lamb, smell it.
514
00:34:17,768 --> 00:34:18,807
Or beef.
515
00:34:18,808 --> 00:34:22,808
No. No, I either go as me,
or I'm not going at all.
516
00:34:22,968 --> 00:34:24,967
Just have a little think about it,
cos, er...
517
00:34:24,968 --> 00:34:28,327
No! Fuck off!
No roast dinner for you, moron.
518
00:34:28,328 --> 00:34:31,167
But you can't... you can't deny me
for ever, you know.
519
00:34:31,168 --> 00:34:35,168
Well, denied, mate.
520
00:34:41,248 --> 00:34:45,248
Oh, shit.
521
00:34:48,248 --> 00:34:52,248
He'll be all right.
522
00:34:52,568 --> 00:34:56,568
Oh, honestly, Mum, this is...
oh, this is top-notch.
523
00:34:56,728 --> 00:34:59,487
There's someone coming round later
and I want you to meet 'em.
524
00:34:59,488 --> 00:35:03,488
Who is it?
It's a bit of a surprise, actually.
525
00:35:14,368 --> 00:35:15,607
Rudy?
526
00:35:15,608 --> 00:35:19,608
What is it?
527
00:35:20,608 --> 00:35:23,407
It's nothing.
528
00:35:23,408 --> 00:35:27,408
It's nothing. I'm... I'm all right.
529
00:35:30,088 --> 00:35:32,927
Going to get involved
in a bit of this.
530
00:35:32,928 --> 00:35:35,767
Mm.
531
00:35:35,768 --> 00:35:37,127
Plenty of that.
532
00:35:37,128 --> 00:35:40,407
Can I have some more mint sauce,
please, Mum? Haven't you got enough?
533
00:35:40,408 --> 00:35:43,887
Well, you can never have enough mint
sauce, really, can you, with lamb?
534
00:35:43,888 --> 00:35:45,807
Cheers, thanks, Mum.
535
00:35:45,808 --> 00:35:48,447
Cheers.
536
00:35:48,448 --> 00:35:51,087
What the friggin' hell
are you doing here?
537
00:35:51,088 --> 00:35:53,247
Me and your dad had an agreement.
538
00:35:53,248 --> 00:35:55,207
We agreed to stay away
from each other.
539
00:35:55,208 --> 00:35:59,208
And then someone who looks like me walks
into the bank and clears my bank account.
540
00:36:00,408 --> 00:36:03,527
He broke the agreement.
And now I'm breaking it too.
541
00:36:03,528 --> 00:36:06,087
What fucking agreement?
Oh, here she is.
542
00:36:06,088 --> 00:36:10,088
Do you know... do you know what
I'd really like with this right now?
543
00:36:10,448 --> 00:36:13,767
It's going to freak you out.
Horseradish sauce.
544
00:36:13,768 --> 00:36:16,327
What, with lamb?
I know! Please. Yes, please.
545
00:36:16,328 --> 00:36:19,287
It'd be awesome, cheers. It'd be
nice, it'd be just... just... that's all.
546
00:36:19,288 --> 00:36:22,807
I'm just thinking, just to take the edge
of the mint. You know what I mean?
547
00:36:22,808 --> 00:36:25,847
Cheers, Mum. Ha-ha. OK.
548
00:36:25,848 --> 00:36:28,047
Oh.
549
00:36:28,048 --> 00:36:29,967
Get out now, dickhead.
550
00:36:29,968 --> 00:36:32,367
I'm not going anywhere.
Fuck.
551
00:36:32,368 --> 00:36:34,647
I'm very comfortable
in the bosom of my family.
552
00:36:34,648 --> 00:36:37,007
It isn't your family!
553
00:36:37,008 --> 00:36:38,967
Get the fuck off out
of my bosom, dickhead.
554
00:36:38,968 --> 00:36:41,447
Oh, here she is.
555
00:36:41,448 --> 00:36:44,847
Oh, give me that, give me that.
556
00:36:44,848 --> 00:36:48,848
Mm. Oh, yeah.
557
00:36:54,128 --> 00:36:57,287
Mustard?
558
00:36:57,288 --> 00:37:01,288
You won't be able to taste your food.
Yeah, well, good. Cos it's disgusting.
559
00:37:01,728 --> 00:37:05,728
It disgusts me.
Rudy? Don't be so rude.
560
00:37:06,008 --> 00:37:09,087
Please can I just have
a little bit of mustard, please?
561
00:37:09,088 --> 00:37:11,527
Sorry, Mum. Cheers, Mum.
562
00:37:11,528 --> 00:37:13,487
Thank you.
563
00:37:13,488 --> 00:37:16,207
You have got exactly three seconds
to get out of this house
564
00:37:16,208 --> 00:37:19,407
or I swear to God I will not be held
responsible for my actions, boyo.
565
00:37:19,408 --> 00:37:23,408
One.
566
00:37:23,808 --> 00:37:27,007
Fucking two.
567
00:37:27,008 --> 00:37:29,807
Two and... and a half.
568
00:37:29,808 --> 00:37:32,167
Two and three quarters.
569
00:37:32,168 --> 00:37:35,567
Three. Dick.
570
00:37:35,568 --> 00:37:39,007
Don't you fucking touch my mum.
Seriously. Don't you fucking touch my mum.
571
00:37:39,008 --> 00:37:40,487
Oh, I'm going to touch her.
572
00:37:40,488 --> 00:37:43,807
I am going to fuck her brains out.
573
00:37:43,808 --> 00:37:47,807
And then I'm going to take that pathetic
excuse for a man she calls a husband
574
00:37:47,808 --> 00:37:49,887
and I'm going to cave
his fucking skull in!
575
00:37:49,888 --> 00:37:51,727
My dad?
What have you done with my dad?
576
00:37:51,728 --> 00:37:53,687
I am your dad.
577
00:37:53,688 --> 00:37:57,527
If you say anything to your mum,
I'll hurt her.
578
00:37:57,528 --> 00:38:01,007
I'll really hurt her.
579
00:38:01,008 --> 00:38:03,247
There's your mustard.
Give me that.
580
00:38:03,248 --> 00:38:07,248
Give me that right now. Yes.
581
00:38:15,128 --> 00:38:18,647
Can I have mine later and maybe have
pudding now and have this later?
582
00:38:18,648 --> 00:38:21,327
Not until you've finished
what's on your plate.
583
00:38:21,328 --> 00:38:25,328
Oh?
Tuck in, son.
584
00:38:27,088 --> 00:38:31,088
All right.
585
00:38:32,248 --> 00:38:36,248
Mm, mm.
586
00:38:42,248 --> 00:38:45,567
Oh! Rudy? You're going to make
yourself sick. No, I won't.
587
00:38:45,568 --> 00:38:49,568
It's delicious.
588
00:38:53,688 --> 00:38:55,767
Can I have some pudding, please?
589
00:38:55,768 --> 00:38:57,407
Can't you wait?
590
00:38:57,408 --> 00:39:00,687
No. Can't wait.
591
00:39:00,688 --> 00:39:04,688
Can I just have a little bit
of ice cream, Mum? Please?
592
00:39:07,208 --> 00:39:11,208
Oh...
593
00:39:22,328 --> 00:39:25,127
Where's Rudy?
Oh, he's gone. Huh!
594
00:39:25,128 --> 00:39:29,128
Said he wasn't feeling well.
I think it was all that mustard. Ha-ha!
595
00:39:29,488 --> 00:39:31,927
Do you know, I said to him
he was going to make himself sick.
596
00:39:31,928 --> 00:39:35,928
Heh-heh-heh. Ah.
Oh.
597
00:39:36,448 --> 00:39:40,448
You look beautiful today.
598
00:39:43,128 --> 00:39:47,128
Let's go to bed.
599
00:40:49,488 --> 00:40:53,488
Oh! Oh.
600
00:41:02,368 --> 00:41:04,607
Shit.
601
00:41:04,608 --> 00:41:06,847
Oh, fuck!
602
00:41:06,848 --> 00:41:09,807
Oh, no!
Rudy!
603
00:41:09,808 --> 00:41:13,487
Get off my mum!
Rudy! Rudy! What are you doing?
604
00:41:13,488 --> 00:41:16,607
It's not Dad! It's not Dad!
He's gone mental again!
605
00:41:16,608 --> 00:41:19,967
Stop it! Rudy, stop it!
606
00:41:19,968 --> 00:41:22,687
Geoff! Geoff! No!
607
00:41:22,688 --> 00:41:26,688
Oh! Geoff!
Look, you've hurt him!
608
00:41:28,328 --> 00:41:29,727
Geoff? Geoff, what are you doing?
609
00:41:29,728 --> 00:41:33,287
The little shit
needs to learn some respect.
610
00:41:33,288 --> 00:41:36,487
Geoff! Don't you touch him!
611
00:41:36,488 --> 00:41:38,807
Aah!
No, no, no!
612
00:41:38,808 --> 00:41:42,727
Mum! Mum! Mum!
613
00:41:42,728 --> 00:41:45,167
I know what you need, both of you.
614
00:41:45,168 --> 00:41:49,047
You need a fucking good beating.
615
00:41:49,048 --> 00:41:52,287
Aah!
Whoa!
616
00:41:52,288 --> 00:41:54,447
Are you all right?
Yeah.
617
00:41:54,448 --> 00:41:57,487
What is going on?
It isn't Dad!
618
00:41:57,488 --> 00:42:01,488
That's not Dad. Yeah, it is.
It is Dad but it's not.
619
00:42:01,848 --> 00:42:05,848
It's just... it's better if Dad
explains it, Mum. Christ.
620
00:42:06,448 --> 00:42:08,847
And who are you?
Er...
621
00:42:08,848 --> 00:42:12,848
That's Jessica, my girlfriend, Mum.
622
00:42:12,928 --> 00:42:15,487
Mum, this is Jessica.
Jessica, this is my mum.
623
00:42:15,488 --> 00:42:17,008
Hi.
624
00:42:32,008 --> 00:42:34,807
He told me everything.
625
00:42:34,808 --> 00:42:38,808
All the flings. All the affairs.
626
00:42:41,408 --> 00:42:45,408
There's nothing you can say
to hurt me.
627
00:42:45,688 --> 00:42:49,688
You come anywhere near my husband
or my son again and I'll kill you.
628
00:42:58,688 --> 00:43:02,688
It's so nice to finally meet
one of Rudy's girlfriends.
629
00:43:03,248 --> 00:43:05,647
We thought he was gay.
Rudy?
630
00:43:05,648 --> 00:43:07,407
Gay?
631
00:43:07,408 --> 00:43:11,408
He's a total slag.
632
00:43:12,008 --> 00:43:14,167
Erm... not... not a slag.
633
00:43:14,168 --> 00:43:16,567
I mean... I mean, he's lovely.
634
00:43:16,568 --> 00:43:20,568
Yes.
635
00:43:28,808 --> 00:43:31,407
She's lovely.
Yeah, she is.
636
00:43:31,408 --> 00:43:34,007
She's very lovely indeed, actually.
637
00:43:34,008 --> 00:43:36,367
She's...
638
00:43:36,368 --> 00:43:38,807
Are you in love with her?
Whoa! No, shut up, Dad.
639
00:43:38,808 --> 00:43:41,727
No, I'm not in love with her.
Listen to me, seriously.
640
00:43:41,728 --> 00:43:43,687
Jess is only here
pretending to be my girlfriend
641
00:43:43,688 --> 00:43:45,727
so that you and Mum
don't think I'm a gaylord.
642
00:43:45,728 --> 00:43:49,327
Oh, right. Whatever you say.
643
00:43:49,328 --> 00:43:53,328
Huh. Knob.
644
00:44:52,648 --> 00:44:55,887
Do you want to say something?
645
00:44:55,888 --> 00:44:59,888
You don't have to.
646
00:45:04,328 --> 00:45:06,567
Hi.
647
00:45:06,568 --> 00:45:09,767
My name's Sam.
648
00:45:09,768 --> 00:45:13,768
I can fly.
649
00:45:17,848 --> 00:45:19,447
He made me sing with him,
650
00:45:19,448 --> 00:45:22,167
in what can only be described
as a very rapey duet.
651
00:45:22,168 --> 00:45:24,887
Dance with me.
652
00:45:24,888 --> 00:45:28,247
I need to speak to you!
653
00:45:28,248 --> 00:45:30,327
About a jumper!
654
00:45:30,328 --> 00:45:32,327
Has anyone seen Abby?
655
00:45:32,328 --> 00:45:36,328
I'm holding each and every one of
you personally responsible for her.
656
00:45:40,288 --> 00:45:42,393
Scary's coming.
657
00:45:42,418 --> 00:46:22,230
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