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Oh, come on. We had
ye olde pizza last week!
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What? That was like
72 hours ago.
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It's not still in my stomach.
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I want a corn dog!
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Do you know
what a corn dog is?
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Well, apparently it's
ground pig meat
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shoved in
a sheep's intestine
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dipped in corn batter
and deep fried.
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Well, I guess you do!
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DAKOTA:
Get me one while you're...
Wait... Wait, uh, look out!
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(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
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Aah!
Argh...
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Here we go again.
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Did you see that guy
get crushed?
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Yeah, yeah,
I'm workin' on it.
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MAN: Look out, look out!
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(NARRATOR READING)
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Oh come on. We had
ye olde pizza last week!
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What? That was like
72 hours ago.
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It's not still
in my stomach.
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(SHUSHING)
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Hey, Cavendish, could you
go close the top?
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Oh, certainly.
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Really?
Yup.
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A/C unit,
right on the head.
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Here, send me
a postcard.
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Yeah, thanks.
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So anyway, what do you
want to eat?
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I want a corn dog!
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I'm way ahead of you.
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Ta-da!
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Excellent!
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When did you get these?
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When you weren't looking.
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Gosh, how fortunate.
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You could have been hurt.
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Yeah, I coulda been hurt.
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That's the take away here.
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Hmm, all right,
I guess it's my turn.
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ZACK:
Are you guys ready to go?
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Hamosaur 2 waits for no man!
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I'm two T-shirt excited!
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It'll be downtown today
from 2:00 to 2:15
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as part of its official
Hamosaur 2 tour.
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Since the original Hamosaur
disappeared earlier this year
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under mysterious
circumstances.
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No big mystery.
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It chased me into
the Colorado River.
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(GROANS)
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ALL: Oh, no, Hamosaur!
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Hold up. You saw
the original Hamosaur?
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It's a long story.
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How long?
About eleven minutes.
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Well, Hamosaur 2's
gonna be even better.
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As soon as we find
my shoes, we're gone!
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(BLOWS)
These should do it.
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Uh, I... I can't really wear
sneakers with laces.
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Wait, what? Why not?
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I... I feel like I should know
the answer to this and don't.
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Give.
Okay, um...
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Have either of you guys
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ever seen a pair of
lace-up sneakers
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over a telephone wire
or on the side of the road?
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Here, how about you
explain on the way?
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Don't want to be late!
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Well, um, maybe.
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I'm gonna order a new pair
of shoes now
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in case mine really are lost.
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Same day delivery guaranteed.
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Those are some fast shoes.
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Not fast enough!
Let's go!
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You see, I'm a time traveler,
and my partner Cavendish
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died on the job. So I went
back in time and saved him.
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But now that means
there's two me's,
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two Dakotas in
this time period
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and only one Cavendish,
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and you can't do that.
You can't do that?
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No way. Big no-no.
so, I'm sending myself away.
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To an island. Yeah,
not quite sure
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what I'm gonna find
when I get there...
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Except for a bunch of me's.
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This happens much more
often than you'd think.
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Me first!
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(EXCLAIMING AND LAUGHING)
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(GROANING)
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Me first!
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No no, this way.
Over here.
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(SCREAMING)
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(SCREAMS)
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(NEIGHS)
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You must really care about him
to make that kind of
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metaphysical sacrifice of your
alternate time-line self...
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He's Cavendish.
What are you gonna do?
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Good luck on your island,
Dakota!
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Thanks, Francis,
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and don't worry
about your grandson!
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I'm sure
it's just a phase!
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Nah, he's a bad seed.
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Uh, may I help you?
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Uh yeah, I think I'm supposed
to travel on this ship?
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Uh, please may I take
a look at your ticket?
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You've booked
one-way passage
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to the unknown island
shrouded in mystery.
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Your room for the trip
is on deck Y
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next to the cargo hold.
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You may hear the sounds of
caged, wild exotic animals,
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but your room comes with
a complimentary bottle
of water and satellite TV.
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Um...
Who are you?
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I'm the captain.
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Of this boat?
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Oh. I see.
Is it my appearance?
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The shirt?
Would you prefer
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I wore a rugged turtle neck?
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And that I wore
a dirty old captain's hat?
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No I... I...
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Maybe a permanent 5 o'clock
shadow of a beard
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and a Russian accent?
No, I... I didn't mean to...
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A piece of wood for a leg?
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No-no, I, uh...
Would that satisfy you?
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I just thought...
Only some salty old sea dog
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is qualified to be
captain of a ship like this?
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No, I... I didn't...
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Sir, I graduated
top of my class
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at Naval Academy,
and for 11 years
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I've lead this crew
to the darkest parts
of the ocean.
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But that's probably not
enough for some people.
I didn't mean to...
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I'm sorry.
I never meant any...
We sail in an hour.
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Right up the ramp, sir.
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Gee, I... I...
Please watch your step.
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Uh, thanks.
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(SCREECHING)
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That's okay, Gary.
We won't that judgmental man
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ruin a perfectly good
Wednesday.
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How much further
is it to Hamosaur?
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I don't know.
I can't think.
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I'm wearing two T-shirts.
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So, Milo, what was the deal
with the sneakers
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and the telephone wires?
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Laces and I
just don't get along.
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You just have
to try, Milo.
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The rabbit goes
into his house.
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It doesn't make any sense!
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This doesn't make any sense!
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I know!
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(ALL SCREAM)
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I hope your stay
was satisfactory.
Good day to you, sir.
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Gee, I... I...
I'm sorry, I didn't...
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(PARROT SCREECHING)
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Gary, we're better than that.
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Leave the judgmental man
alone
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as he rows off to his doom.
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I never meant any...
Bottle of water?
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Thanks.
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(PARROT SCREECHING)
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No, Gary, let
the doomed man be.
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(PARROT SCREECHING)
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Gary, rise above it.
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Uh, hello?
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(GRUNTS)
Oh, sorry.
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I... I'm...
I'm looking for...
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Well, I... I'm looking for
myself, actually.
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Have you seen anyone
who looks like me?
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MEN: (CHANTING) We-go!
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This was not
in the brochure!
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ALL: (CHANTING) We-go!
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Help!
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ALL: Zoo-oh!
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I'm not even cold, really.
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ALL: (CHANTING)
We're going to the zoo!
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I'm... I'm...
ALL: We're going to the zoo!
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ALL: And then we're gonna
see some animals!
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Oh, oh!
I get it!
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PAST DAKOTA:
Hi, hi, you guys.
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CROWD: Hello.
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Bienvenido.
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Welcome to the island
of lost Dakotas!
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Forgive the initiation.
you know.
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We get bored. But we're
not gonna cook you.
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Aw, man...
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(PHONE BEEPS)
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Ah, my new shoes have shipped!
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Well, that's a relief!
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Hey, look!
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Hamosaur 2!
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Uh-oh.
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(ALL SCREAM)
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Hey!
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Hey, you kids, get away
from my trailer
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before you damage
something back there!
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Hi, folks. Welcome to
the 5th street
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rededication ceremony.
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We all remember the events
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of the runaway antique
fire truck
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and the damage it caused here.
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But as your mayor,
I'm proud to say we're back!
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Businesses are open.
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(RUMBLING)
And...
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Is there something behind me?
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Is it one of the Murphys?
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Murphys... Yeah, yeah.
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Out of control water truck?
Giant boulder?
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No, no... Oh, yeah!
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Giant dinosaur-like creature
of some kind!
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Yeah, oh, th-that's nice,
yeah, there it goes, yeah.
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Yeah. Get that mailbox.
Yeah.
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I love being mayor here.
I love it.
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I love it.
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You know, this seems like
a lot of shoe lace
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for just two sneakers.
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There are no applicable
physics for this!
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Look!
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Uh...
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Ah-ha!
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Oh, would you
look here, folks!
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Here it comes again!
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Oh, Murphy's got it
moon-walking somehow.
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Real nice, Murphy!
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You missed a lamp post.
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No! I love being mayor here.
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No!
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Did you guys know
those plastic things
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on the ends of shoelaces
are called aglets?
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DAKOTA LEADER:
Yeah, we had you going.
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Yeah, I was
really worried. Yeah.
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Seemed like were,
you know, you gonna...
Gonna eat me.
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Us? No.
We would never.
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I mean, Cannibal Dakota,
he woulda eaten you.
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But we keep him
on a tight leash.
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I cannot believe this.
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How did you do this?
All of this?
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Well, we keep busy.
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We manufacture
and export.
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We got a factory
that makes sodas
and girdles.
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We got a factory
that makes shoes.
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We couldn't get
the aglets right
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so we just make slip-ons.
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The latest order just
went out when you came in.
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Should be delivered
right about now.
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Hmm!
Right on time!
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You know, this place
is amazing!
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It is. The only problem,
besides Cannibal Dakota,
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Really-smelly Dakota
and Birthday-suit Dakota...
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BIRTHDAY SUIT DAKOTA:
It's my birthday!
Put on some pants!
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The only problem is that
Cavendish can never know
about this place, or us.
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Yeah, I know.
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Come on.
It's movie night.
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We've tapped into closed
circuit security cameras
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all over time and space,
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so we can keep an eye
on us and Cavendish.
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We record it and watch
it later for fun.
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Selfish?
I'm selfish?
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But I... Ugh.
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But I saved you...
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The last corndog.
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Here it is.
Huh. Well. Thank you.
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ALL: Aww!
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I'm just thinking,
what did Cavendish do
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to deserve
all this effort?
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He's Cavendish.
Whatya gonna do?
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Whatya gonna do?
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ALL: Whatya gonna do?
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CANNIBAL DAKOTA:
I'm still hungry!
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DAKOTA: Back in your cage,
Cannibal Dakota.
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♪ We're all livin' in it
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♪ Go, Milo
Go, Milo, go
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♪ Oh, thanks, everybody
That is so motivational
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♪ Go, Milo
Go, Milo, go
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♪ Whoa
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♪ Whoa
♪ I'm not sitting here
watching the world turn
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♪ You know I'd rather spin it
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♪ Go, Milo
Go, Milo, go
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♪ It's my world
and we're all livin' in it ♪
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