All language subtitles for Kolotrec

[soft music playing]

Hi, I'm Brittany. I'm 22 years
old and I'm from Miami, Florida.

Hi, I'm Serena. I'm 19
from Riverside, California.

Hi, guys. My name is Savana
Anna and I'm from Texas.

Hi, boys, or should I say men 'cause
that's exactly why I'm here, to find a man.

My name is Clarissa.

I'm looking for a gentleman who loves
his little Russian princess. [chuckles]

I'm a singer, dancer, actress, you
name it. Entertainment is my thing.

I don't really usually do
this, so this is new for me.

I'm looking for a lovely
gentleman with big old heart.

I am 23 years young and I am
ready to mingle with the right guy.

I love to be spoiled. I love
travelling. I love shopping.

I don't like just staying
home and watching movies.

No offense, but that just
sounds a little cliché to me.

Someone that has
a little more wisdom

and, uh, little more, you know,
thicker wallet maybe. [chuckles]

I went on one of these dates and this guy
went Dutch on me and I was not having it.

I prefer older men because
they tend to have more money

because they have
their priorities in line.

I'm just looking for a guy who's
really nice, fun, good personality

and can take me
on a really nice date.

I don't cook or clean.
Your maid can do that.

I like going to Vegas. I
want a reason to dress up.

I love dressing up. I love
shopping. I like looking good.

[suspenseful music playing]

Your little Russian princess.
So, swipe right if you like me.

If you like what
you see, swipe right.

Swipe right and maybe you and I
could be right for each other. [chuckles]

If you like what you see,
you can just swipe left.

Um, or, no, I
think it was right.

[tense music playing]

[camera shutter clicking]

[Kimberly] It all starts
with the perfect selfie.

If you're serious about
being a sugar baby,

you need to treat
it like a full-time job.

[camera shutter clicking]

[cars passing by]

Candy. Candy.

Excuse me, Candy,
listen, it is not...

[scoffs] It's not my fault that you
chose to give a client a discount.

And I'm certainly not going to lose
money because you made a stupid choice.

Hold on a second.
Are you Kimberly?

- Yeah, it's me.
- Just give me one second.

If you want to play
housewife, I suggest you

take a baking class
and quit the business

and leave the money
making to the professionals.

In the meantime, pay
me my fucking money.

Can I get you something?

Water.

- [waitress] Got it.
- [beeps]

- Please, I can't with you.
- [gasps]

I'm sorry. Really sorry.

- I just...
- Don't be.

Did I hear you say discount?

Because does she
know that she's only worth

what her cheapest
client is willing to pay her?

Oh, my God! I'm
going to write that down.

I can tell we're gonna
get along amazing.

[Kimberly] Raquelle proceeded to tell me
about this dating app she was launching.

It matches really attractive
girls like me with rich guys.

He called it Batters and Babes.

The best part is it's legal.

There's never an
agreement of sex for money.

We all know what the game is
but since it's never actually said.

It's genius.

Mm-Hm.

And that way, when the girl actually
gets it up, he feels like he's scoring.

And what is it with men and their
obsession for scoring, sports and sex?

You need an app? I know a guy.

[crickets chirping]

[Ted] The internet has been invaluable
in terms of what it's done for sex.

First, it's revolutionized porn.

As a kid, I would jerk off to
Victoria's Secrets catalog.

These millennials don't
know how good they have it.

And thanks to the prevalence of porn,
the quality of sex has also improved.

It used to be you
were lucky to get head.

Now, it's not even foreplay
unless you're getting at least that-

Now, there are these
sugar daddy sites.

Craigslist and Tinder were an
okay start, guys looking to get laid,

girls who wanted to
make some extra cash.

These sites cut
through all the bullshit.

It's a pure business
arrangement...

hot, young girls and rich guys
looking to exploit each other.

Let the games begin.

[soft music playing]

- It's a beautiful night.
- Yeah, it is.

Hey, uh, do you think that we could
stop at the Apple store on our way home?

Uh, why?

Well, the new
iPhones just came out.

Didn't I just buy you a new phone
and a new computer last month?

- Yeah.
- Is it really that much different?

Paul, please.

I promise we can go back to your
place and I'll make it worth your while.

Come on.

[Ted] So, here's
how this game works.

The girls try to drag as much
money as they can from a guy

while the guys grab as much pussy
as possible without going broke.

Thank you again for
the watch. It's beautiful.

It was my pleasure.
It's beautiful on you.

Also, I hope you don't think
I'm awful but, uh, tuition is due.

Of course, I got you.

[Ted]And believe me, these
girls will try every trick in the book.

[soft music playing]

How's that?

Whenever you guys are
ready. Thanks for stopping in.

Thanks. You got it.

Oh, uh, at least
let me get the tip.

I mean, you've
done so much for me.

Well, yeah, thank you.

[sighs]

- What's this?
- It's a Tip N Split.

It's a... a light, a
calculator, and a magnifier.

It's set specifically
for tipping. It's genius.

- Okay.
- Did you know the average American wastes

almost a thousand dollars
a year in overtipping?

I mean, I have expensive taste
but I don't believe in wasting money.

So, it's 17.85?

Oh, I will even... even
18. I'm not heartless.

Clearly.

So, what do you want to do now?

Ah, we go for a ride.

- We'll pull over, have a bottle of wine.
- Yeah.

Let's go.

[car rumbling]

[ominous music playing]

[Kimberly] Getting money out
of Paul was becoming annoying.

I don't know if he was having
financial problems but it was clear.

I am so over this relationship.

So, what do you think?

Yeah, the screen is so much bigger and
the camera totally kicks ass. So worth it.

Well, how about we
put this away for a while

and we can talk about how you're
gonna show me your appreciation.

[Kimberly] Yep, I'm done.

[chuckles]

[crickets chirping]

[moans]

You know what, this wine
is going right through me.

Let me go to the bathroom
real fast. I'll be right back.

Hurry back.

[moaning]

- One moment.
- Okay.

Be right back.

Hey, do we have any more wine?

[Ted] Yeah, I have... I
have some wine in the truck.

I'll get it. Just give
me one second.

[car door opens]

[groans]

[car door closes]

[car door opens]

[suspenseful music playing]

What in the holy fuck?

I wish you hadn't had done that.

Jesus, Ted, you scared me.

Obviously.

- What is all this?
- [thunder rumbles]

It was supposed to be a
surprise but you ruined it.

- Ted, that's not funny.
- I'm not laughing.

Stay away from me,
you fucking psycho.

Oh, you got spirit. I like that.

Most girls just curl
up into a little ball.

It's gonna be a lot of fun.

Stay away from me, you
ass, or I'll fucking kill you.

Give it a shot.

You fucking...
- [inaudible]. -[screaming]

We both knew this time
was coming. This run is over.

[inaudible].

Now, it's my turn for some fun.

[whimpers]

[screaming]

Help! No! Fuck!

[suspenseful music playing]

[moaning]

Oh!

Don't make me come on
that huge cock of yours.

[moaning]

Oh, crazy, babe. [chuckles]

[panting]

You want to go again?

Uh, yeah, just, uh... just
give me a few minutes, okay?

[laughs] Okay.

How about I go get us some
wine and you try and get it up?

Perfect.

[puffs breath]

[Kimberly]Paul is really nice. I
sort of hated to see things end.

Inorganic mercury.

It's used to make batteries
and is deadly when ingested.

It's cheap and super
easy to get your hands on.

[suspenseful music playing]

[sloshes]

I was watching a true
crime story on A&E.

One of the stories was
about a woman who

killed her boyfriend for
the insurance money.

I didn't even know you
could take out an insurance

policy on someone
you weren't married to.

That was a game changer.

[Ted]Believe it or not,
I was gonna miss Lisa.

But I found the best thing
to do after a relationship

like this is to get
right back out there.

Technology also makes it incredibly
easy to take on different identities

which comes in
very handy at times.

I just heard about this new app.

The girls on here are
supposed to be insanely hot.

Hello, who do we have
here? You look like fun.

[upbeat music playing]

[Kimberly] This guy is hot.

If you're gonna have to fuck a
guy for a while, it's definitely a plus.

[pop music playing]

- Hi, guys, welcome.
- Hey.

- Did you find everything okay?
- I did, thank you.

Oh, this is so cute.

- Isn't it so cute?
- [Becky] Yeah.

I'm going to Coachella, so I
thought it would be perfect.

Oh, that's gonna... This is
gonna be great for Coachella.

- Have you been before?
- I have, yeah. It's so much fun.

This is my first time,
so I'm really excited.

Oh, you'll have a blast.

So, 35.82 is your total.

So how do you meet
these guys anyway?

It's the digital age,
how do you think?

You mean, like Craigslist?

Because you know
people get killed on there.

Oh, don't be silly, Annie.

- All right, have so much fun.
- Thank you so much.

- [Becky] Bye.
- Bye.

That's so cute. Do
you want to try it on?

Um... [clear throats]

You know, it might
be a little too short.

You know, you always want
to leave the guys wanting more.

[chuckles] It's a good
point. I hadn't thought of that.

So what, like, Tinder?

Yeah, something like that.

It's a little more exclusive and
tailored towards wealthy men.

Yes, I love that.

- Do you want to try it on?
- Yeah.

Perfect. Right this way.

[door opens]

So, wait, you don't actually have
sex for money with these guys, do you?

Annie, we all have sex
for money and the guys

have to provide if
they want us to provide.

I just think you should
value yourself a little more.

- That's all I'm saying.
- [sighs]

Excuse me, sweetie, can I ask
you how much you make a month?

Oh, um, I don't know, it
just depends on commission.

The first year, I made 50,000 and that
was going on two or three dates a week.

And this year, I wouldn't be surprised
if I cleared a hundred thousand.

And the guys aren't that ugly.

- Here you go.
- Thank you.

[Becky] Mm-Hm.

Aren't you worried about what
people are gonna think of you?

- [Becky] Excuse me.
- Yeah.

What did you say the
name of that app was?

- It's Batters and Babes.
- Thanks.

[upbeat music playing]

[Kimberly]First, you
really have to vet them.

Of course, this guy's going to try and
impress you with how much money he has.

So, it's really important
to see if that's real.

Also, it's not just about
how much money he has

but how much he is
willing to spend on you.

So, Ted, I'm surprised that you
managed to stay single for so long.

It's, obviously, not because
you can't find someone.

Well, I've had my fair share of women
but, uh, it just never seems to last.

What usually goes wrong?

I don't know.

I mean, for example, I
just got out of a relationship

and, uh, we had a good run but,
uh, things... things had run its course.

It's hard to explain.
You just get something,

you get... kind of
get a feeling for it.

[phone rings]

I went through
something similar myself.

[phone rings]

They must really want to talk to
you, they keep calling. [chuckles]

[chuckles]

- I'm so sorry.
- That's okay. You can take it.

- Really?
- [Ted] Yeah.

Okay. Hello.

Can you excuse me for a second?

Yeah, how can I
help you, Detective?

I'm afraid I have some bad news.

You knew Mr. Paul Sandberg?

Uh, yeah, of course.
Him and I were dating.

I'm sorry to tell you this but, uh,
Mr. Sandberg was found dead in his house

a few hours ago.

Oh, my God! Uh, what happened?

[Det. Bryce] Well,
we're not sure yet.

I think it might
be a heart attack.

[suspenseful music playing]

Hi.

Hey, can I get you
anything else right now?

- No, I'm okay.
- You sure?

- Yeah.
- All right, great.

Hey, what happened
to your foot by the way?

Oh, I, uh, I got into a...
a rock climbing accident.

So, you rock climb?

- I... I did, yeah.
- [Ted] Not anymore, huh?

Not anymore. Not for the moment.

Nice. You gotta be
pretty strong for that, huh?

Yeah. Do you climb?

No, I've always been
interested though.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

Me and one of the cooks,
we, uh, we... we climb.

I'd love to... to... maybe you'd
like to come with us one day.

- Your boyfriend?
- No, he's not.

I'm... I'm single.
He's just a friend.

Nice. Nice. I'm just on
a first date over here.

- Ah, first dates.
- Yes.

- I was wondering.
- Yes. You know, nice girl.

- How's it going?
- She's very nice. Very nice person.

- Yeah.
- Sounds like it's going well.

- Yeah.
- Good.

- I'm, uh, I'm Ted.
- I'm Caitlin.

- Caitlin. Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.

We'll go rock climbing sometime
when you're on the... on the mend here.

[laughs] That sounds like fun.

- I'll... I'll be right back.
- Okay.

Uh, would you be willing
to meet up with me?

I need to ask you a few
questions. Just routine stuff.

Yeah, yeah, of course.

Um, I'm... I'm busy tonight, but I can
come by first thing tomorrow morning.

Oh, yeah, that'd
be great. Thank you.

[beeping]

- Hi. Everything okay?
- [sighs] Yeah.

It was my landlord and, um, there's
a leak in the apartment above me.

So, it's fine.

So, where are you
taking me tonight?

There is this underground
speakeasy downtown.

- We got some jazz. Sound good?
- Perfect.

All right.

So, you guys ready
for some dessert?

We have an amazing peach
cobbler. It's homemade.

Is it gluten-free?

It's peach cobbler.

- We'll just take the check.
- Great.

- There you go.
- Thank you.

Have a nice day.

[car door closes]

A heart attack? I
mean... [clears throat]

I shouldn't be surprised
he did eat like shit.

No, it wasn't his diet, suicide.

He left a note.

It was written to you.

Really? What does it say?

"Dear Kimberly, by
the time you read this

I will have already
crossed over the other side.

I'm sorry to leave you in this
dark cruel world without me.

But just know that you
made it a better place for me.

I love you and I hope you find
happiness like I found with you.

Love eternally, Paul." [sobbing]

Forensics confirmed
it's his handwriting.

As you can probably imagine,
his wife didn't take it very well.

[sighs] My God! Poor Paul.

[dramatic music playing]

[door opens]

It's been a while
since you've been in.

Yeah, I'm... I'm sorry
about that, I got really busy.

Well, I understand.

Um, last time you were
in was, um, August 6th.

How's the Xanax working for you?

Yeah, I didn't actually take it.

Why is that?

Well, I was reading online about some of
the side effects and I had some concerns.

Like... what?

Well, it says it causes
confusion and memory loss

and there was this
woman online who said she

called her mom and
forgot about it the next day.

Do me a favor,
stay off the internet.

If you have any questions,
call me. Get right back to you.

I think that we can make
progress by... by talking

and you letting me know your
feelings about the situation.

[sighs]

You mean, this stuff with
my mom's ex-boyfriend

'cause I don't really want
to talk about that. It was...

- Yeah.
- A long time ago.

I know, I know. I understand.

And, um, it's... it's
never easy to talk about.

But, uh, you know, if
we don't talk about it

and you don't start dealing with
it, it's never going to go away.

And this is probably
where your...

A lot of this anxiety,
a lot of these

problems that you've
talked to me about having

is stemming from.

And I think, the more
that you can talk about it,

and this is... this does not leave
this room, this is me and you,

and the more that you can talk
about it, the easier it'll be for you.

[sniffles]

Imagine that the one person

that's supposed to protect you,

she doesn't even believe you.

[soft music playing]

So, that every time you said no,

he made it that much worse.

Would you want
to think about that?

No. No.

But I have spoken to a lot of
young girls who have dealt with it

and the best thing I can suggest
is for you to start talking about it.

So, if you can talk to me about
it, the way it made you feel,

I think it can make you better.

I think I can help
you. I really do.

Maybe I'll try the
Xanax another time.

Okay. All right.

[Kimberly]Fred is a guy I found to
help me with the financial arrangements.

He has some great
connections that are morally

pliable and don't ask
too many questions.

I give him a third of the cut
and I let him have sex with me.

I know. But it was the only
way he would agree to it.

Two hundred and fifty thousand minus
eighty-two thousand five hundred for me.

I gotta say, we make
a pretty good team.

Team? What do you mean by team?

I just mean we work well
together and I look out for you.

- You look out for me?
- Yeah.

Yeah, we do make a good
team but this is just business.

I know.

Okay, good because I don't
need you falling in love with me.

I'm not.

But, you know,
would that be so bad?

Fred, we've been over
this. This is business.

I know. I'm... I'm just
saying, hypothetically,

if something were to
happen between us.

Would that be such a bad thing?

You're married.

And you kill guys for money, so,
you know, let's not be judgmental.

[sighs] Okay,
let's just drop it.

Okay, you're my business
partner and you get to fuck me,

- so that's as good as it gets, okay?
- Whatever.

[sniffles] So, what's
this new guy like?

He's okay. I mean, he is kind of a loner
and good-looking and he fucks me good.

What's that supposed to
mean, he fucks you good?

[laughs] It means he has a
cock and knows how to use it.

[chuckles]

[sighs] Is he better than me?

You don't want me to
answer that, do you?

So, hey, how's your guy
coming with the new policy?

So, what's it like
doing it? Is it hard?

- Killing the guys?
- Yeah.

[sighs] Yeah, the first one
was hard but it gets easier.

Key is not to let it get too
easy so I don't get sloppy.

Hey, I got a question.

How in the hell did you get that
last guy to write a suicide note?

[scoffs] That was
fucking brilliant.

[suspenseful music playing]

You know, Dr. Harris told me
something very interesting today.

Yeah? What's that?

Well, he told me about this exercise he has
people do in his couple therapy session.

Mm-Hm. What kind of exercise?

He has them write
letters to each other.

Um, yeah, my first
wife and I did that.

It did not work out.

No, but Dr. Harris
has an interesting twist.

He has them imagine that
they've died and gone to heaven.

- You believe in heaven?
- Paul, that's not the point.

Okay, okay, fine. Go on.

So you imagine that you're in heaven and
you have one last chance to write a letter

to the one person you loved.

- Isn't that romantic?
- Yeah, if you say so.

It sounds a little
didactic for my taste.

Okay, whatever, I didn't
mean to be didactic.

What? I'm just saying
it's not for me. That's all.

[clears throat] Okay, well, I
should sleep in my own bed tonight.

Wait, wait, okay,
okay, let's do it.

- What?
- Let's do it. Let's write the letters.

No, you're just
saying like that.

No, it... it sounded weird
at first but I... It could be fun.

Really? You would
do that for me?

Of course, I'd do that for you.

Here, I'll go get
the pen and paper.

[soft music playing]

Done.

"Dear, Kimberly, by
the time you read this

I will have already
crossed over the other side.

See, everything out of context
sounds exactly like a suicide note

- and he didn't suspect a thing.
- Jesus.

Remind me never to
get on your bad side.

Well, just keep these checks
coming and you'll be fine.

Fair enough.

- Wanna go fuck?
- Ugh, do we have to?

You don't have to
sound so excited.

Well, do you want
to do it or not?

Yeah, no, let's go.

So, you know how
you're gonna do this guy?

Um, well, I'm
still figuring it out.

You know, I'm learning about a lot of
interesting non-traceable lethal chemicals.

You know, I think I have a
knack for this sort of thing.

If I had applied myself, I would
have done much better in chemistry.

Well, you're applying yourself
now. It's all that matters.

That's true. Thanks, Fred.

Just don't be an idiot and do any
research on your home computer.

Well, if the Casey Anthony thing
taught us anything it was that.

[chuckles]

Yeah, I always use a cheap
tablet, free Wi-Fi at a coffee shop

- and then toss it.
- Good girl.

Yeah, so, uh, I still have 30 minutes
before I gotta go. You want to go again?

Um... [clears throat]

Sweetie, if you want more sex than you're
getting, we're gonna have to discuss.

You getting a lower
percentage of your cut.

[scoffs]

You can't blame
a guy for trying.

- [Ted] There you are.
- Hi.

How you doing?

Wow.

- [laughs]
- [car door closes]

- Good to see you.
- You, too. You look stunning.

- What, thanks.
- Very welcome.

- You look good, too.
- Well, thank you.

[suspenseful music playing]

I don't know, is it just me or
is this place a little creepy?

I don't think so.

Besides, you're here with me.
What could possibly go wrong?

[laughs] That's true.

- Do you... do you like the wine?
- Yeah, I like it.

Really? It's a little
tannic for my taste.

But I have a great
Pinot. You wanna try it?

- Sure.
- Here.

[ominous music playing]

[car door opens]

It's getting chilly out here.

- [Ted] You cold?
- Yeah.

Let's just have a little more
wine then we'll go back.

- How you doing tonight, Ma'am?
- [sighs] Good.

- Are we not supposed to be here?
- No, you're fine.

Just, uh, you might
want to keep an eye out.

There was a murder here
a couple of weeks ago.

[car door closes]

Is everything okay, Sir?

Yes, I was just telling the miss here that
we had a murder a couple of weeks ago.

Yeah, I heard about
that. That was right here?

Yep, the police suspect
we're dealing with a serial killer.

They tend to always return to
the same place for more victims.

You said we. Are you
involved in the investigation?

Well, not technically,
but this is my territory,

so I'm doing my part to keep the
police informed, warn the public.

- That sort of thing.
- [Ted] I see.

Well, thanks for giving us the heads
up and, uh, good luck with your case.

See, I told you this
place was creepy?

You got great instincts. You were
right. Come on, let's get out of here.

Well, you folks
have a good evening.

[Ted] You too, Sir.
Thank you. Come on.

Bye.

[car door closes]

[suspenseful music playing]

[sighs]

Goddamn fucking cryptids!

Fucking hooker,
whore, slut fucking bitch!

What do we have here?

Excuse me, I don't mean to
bother you but I'm a little lost here.

Uh, sure, where are you going?

Well, my client's having
a party around here

but the guy's not picking up the
phone and I can't find the address.

- What street does he live on?
- Let's see.

I think it's, um, Dickens.

That's on the other
side of Ventura.

Of course. This guy wouldn't
live on the north side of Ventura.

[laughing]

What are you, like a
lawyer or something?

Worse actually. I'm a talent
agent. I represent actors.

Really?

Yeah, this guy's TV
show got picked up.

He's having a little
party to celebrate.

I really hate going
to these things

but it would be bad for him if I didn't
show up since I'm taking ten percent.

Right. [chuckles]

- Well, thank you for your help.
- Yeah, no problem.

All right. Hey, I don't mean
to sound, uh, too forward

but you wouldn't want to come hang with a
bunch of superficial TV people, would you?

That actually sounds really fun.

- Great.
- [laughs]

[car door opens]

- [car door opens]
- Hi. I'm Seth.

Hi. I'm Nancy. Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you, Nancy.
And what do you do?

Uh, you're not gonna believe
this, but I am an actress.

- Get out of here. What a coincidence.
- Yeah.

- Do you have an agent?
- Uh, no, actually not yet.

How about, uh, a
reel? You have a reel?

Yeah, I just, uh,
finished a short film.

- Fantastic. I'd love to see it.
- Really?

- Yeah, you have a great look.
- Thank you.

You're welcome. I've
good eye for these things.

[chuckles]

[door opens]

[suspenseful music playing]

[car door opens]

[car door closes]

[ominous music playing]

[suspenseful music playing]

It's the fourth one this month.

It's the worst one yet.

- [Janet] Hey, Kimberly, did you hear?
- Hear what, Janet?

Nancy, the actress, that lives
across the way, she was murdered.

Wait, when, what happened?

They found her body
up by Topanga Canyon.

They think it
was a serial killer.

I was just up there.

Oh, no.

Yeah, the ranger came by and said
that they found another girl's body there.

Oh, my God! I don't know
what this world is coming to.

People are so heartless.

- I have to go, Janet.
- [Janet] Oh.

- I'll... I'll call you later?
- Okay.

I like the new signature.

And somehow you manage to
keep them all looking differently.

It's all about the details.

Speaking of details, so does
he really fuck better than I do?

Jesus, Fred, obsessed much?

Well, does he?

He's got 20 years of experience.

But don't worry, it gives you
something to work towards

and there's really not much
you can do about that cock thing.

[scoffs] That's cold.

You asked.

[car door opens and closes]

Can you believe it,
we were just up there?

Yeah, that is eerie.

And that girl, she
lives so close to me.

I hope they catch
this son of a bitch.

It's fucking scary.

Listen, I gotta run but,
uh, I'll see you later, right?

- [Kimberly] Yeah, okay.
- Okay, bye.

[beeps]

[Ted]Damn it, that
was too impulsive.

What was I fucking thinking
picking up a random girl off the street,

especially in Kimberly's
neighborhood?

I'm gonna have to find
a new spot for next time.

[soft music playing]

And it happened right
in my neighborhood,

it's... I get so freaked out
at any little noise I hear,

I feel like someone's
breaking in.

I don't think you have
anything to worry about.

I mean, it seems like
this guy's luring them

in secluded areas
and then killing them,

he's not breaking
into homes, okay?

If it makes you feel any better,
you can stay here with me tonight.

Thanks, Ted.

- I do feel safer here.
- Good.

[moaning]

[Ted] Oh, fuck.

[Ted puffs breath]

Uh, that was amazing.

You should teach
guys how to fuck.

You could charge a fortune.

[sighs] Thank you.

You're good, too.

Fuck.

[groans]

[sighs]

Well, you smoke?

Why? Does it bother
you? I don't have to.

Oh, fuck. My doctor
says I should quit.

That's good advice.

Yeah, I had some
problems with my liver.

I was drinking a
bottle of scotch a night.

But since I quit it went away.

Just have a couple of
glasses of wine at night now.

So, you're like an alcoholic?

No, I was just bored.

Now, I've got some new hobbies.

- Like fucking young girls.
- For example.

Well, I'm glad I could
keep you healthy.

[laughs] Me, too.

[soft music playing]

[clanking]

[suspenseful music playing]

[Kimberly] There is a breed of
mushrooms that when cooked,

they look and taste
like regular mushrooms.

These, however,
are highly toxic.

As little as one ounce is
enough to kill someone.

- Eat up.
- This is great.

Mmm. Delicious.

- Good.
- I'm impressed.

[crickets chirping]

Oh, God!

[groans]

Oh, my God!

[groans]

- [cellphone beeping]
- [groans]

- [line ringing]
- [screams]

[woman] 911, state
your emergency.

I... I need an ambulance
right away, please.

[Dr. Harris] So,
how you been doing?

Good.

Yeah, this week
was a little tough

but I was seeing this guy
and we went out a few times.

And how was that?

It was really great, but I
sort of put an end to things.

Why?

I don't know. I didn't want
it to get too complicated.

Considering what
you've been through,

you're probably afraid of
letting a man get too close to you.

Maybe. I never
thought about it like that.

Might be worth the risk.

Well, I'll keep that
in mind for the future

but pretty sure this
relationship was over.

You never know. Sometimes these
things aren't as final as you think.

Mm... Yeah, that's true.

- But not this one. Yeah.
- All right.

I don't understand.
How did he pull through?

I told you, he's like
freakishly healthy.

This is gonna be a lot
harder than I thought.

- Or maybe...
- What?

Maybe you're starting to
have feelings for this guy.

Yeah, I like Ted.

I also liked Paul. But I still
acted like a professional.

I don't know.

I think it's different
with this guy.

What are you talking about?

Well, you're always talking
about how good he is in bed

and how hot he is and
how he takes care of himself.

[scoffs] Are you jealous, Fred?

[scoffs] No. No.

I just think, maybe subconsciously,
you didn't want to kill him.

Let's get something
straight right now.

I don't really want to kill anyone,
okay? And I don't really enjoy it.

But that doesn't mean
that I'm not going to do it.

Yeah, I like Ted, but
business is business.

You're right, I... I'm sorry, I didn't
mean to question your professionalism.

I'm just trying to make sure
your head's still in the game.

Yeah, don't worry
where my head is at.

You take care of things on your
end and I'll take care of the rest.

- I'm sorry.
- I think you should go.

[stammers] I...
I said I'm sorry.

I'm the one taking all the risk here,
okay? I don't need you questioning me.

You're right. I apologize.

- I was thinking, uh, maybe we could...
- No.

Okay, I have a date with Ted
later and I want to be well-rested.

- Well-rested up for your epic sex?
- Exactly.

[scoffs]

[cars passing by]

It's really cool.

-Yeah, it's really nice of you.
[laughs] -You have a great laugh.

No.

- It's true. It's true.
- Stop.

- How you two doing?
- Good, my friend.

- Would you like some wine?
- Yeah.

- And you, Sir?
- Yes, please. Thank you.

You know, I was thinking... maybe we
can get out of town this weekend, you know?

It sounds nice. What
did you have in mind?

Yeah. Maybe we'd go to like a small
town somewhere, something secluded,

I don't know, like a log cabin.

It sounds cozy.

My friend has a place
a few hours up north.

We leave on Friday, maybe
get brunch on Saturday,

bring a bottle of
wine, go for a hike.

- I am in.
- Great.

Oh, I have a therapy session at 3
PM, um, maybe we can leave after that.

That works. By the
way, how's that going?

Well, it's going good. I think
I'm having some breakthroughs.

Really? What kind
of breakthroughs?

Well, Dr. Harris seems
to think that these kind

of relationships are
leaving me feeling numb.

Hmm. What do you think?

I think that the idea of having something
stable and more long term has its appeal.

What about you?

Oh, I mean, yeah, that
would... sounds nice.

[scoffs] I just, uh, I have some... I
have some things in my personal life

that I don't think would go over
too well on a long-term relationship.

Like what?

Just some hobbies that I have.

What could you possibly
do in your spare time

that would interfere with
a relationship like forever?

No. No.

[sighs] I'll tell you what, I
could show you this weekend.

It sounds adventurous.
I'm intrigued.

You have no idea.

[chuckles]

[crickets chirping]

I don't know, it just
sounds too risky.

Why? Don't you trust me?

Yes, I trust you, but involving another
person, it just complicates things.

And why do you want
to be involved now?

You never wanted
to be involved before.

Well, I'm just thinking he... he
already survived one poison attempt.

If he's poisoned again, it
could look very suspicious.

Yeah, but you're talking
about a botched robbery.

I mean, have you ever shot
someone or fired a gun? [chuckles]

I've never killed anyone
but I know I could do it.

And, yes, I fired a gun.

My dad used to take me to the
shooting range every Sunday.

I'm a pretty good shot.

Okay, shooting someone is a lot
different than shooting at a target.

Look, I'm telling
you, I could do it.

Okay. How would it go down?

There's a mini mart on the way to
the cabin, the bathroom's in the back.

You just tell him that
you need to take a leak.

And when you go into
the bathroom, you just wait.

After a few minutes,
call him on his cell phone

and tell him that there's no
toilet paper in the bathroom,

that you need him
to bring you some.

When he steps around the
corner, I'll be waiting there.

I'll put two in his head
and one in his chest.

[laughs] It just
sounds too risky.

I... I've already
done some recon.

There are no cameras back there and
hardly anyone ever goes to this place.

All you have to do is make sure
no one's around when you call him

and then just give me some time to
make it to the freeway and we're home free.

You really think
you could do it?

- You think you could pull the trigger?
- I know I could.

[soft music playing]

You okay? You
seem a little quiet.

Yeah, I'm fine.

Uh, so how far
away is this place?

Uh, it's like two and a half hours,
maybe a little bit more with traffic.

If... if you're tired, take
a nap, seat goes back.

Okay.

You sure you don't
want anything to drink?

- Mm-Hm, I'm good.
- Okay. I'll be right back.

- [car door opens]
- Lock the doors.

[car door closes]

[beeps]

[phone rings]

Hey, Fred, it's me.

Um, yeah, we have to... we
have to call the whole thing off.

I have a really bad
feeling about this.

Goddamn it, Kimberly.
Everything is already in place.

No, trust me, it's
not gonna happen.

I knew you were
falling in love with him.

I'll call you later.

[sighs]

Fucking asshole.

I can't wait to kill your ass.

[car revs, beeps]

[car door opens]

- Did I scare you?
- Yeah.

Oh.

- Whoa.
- I told you to lock the door. Here.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

Don't say I never
got you anything.

It's okay, well, you know
what, I am kind of hungry, so.

Okay, I'll feed you.

- What are you in the mood for?
- Anything. Sushi?

- You like sushi?
- Yeah.

Okay, good, it's a good
sushi place on the way.

Okay.

Right after my dad
left, my mom lost her job

and then she had to go on
unemployment and then food stamps.

It was just so embarrassing.

Then my mom would
sell them for really

cheap so she could
buy booze and cigarettes.

You can't buy that
stuff with food stamps.

- Makes sense why you're so ambitious.
- Yeah.

Uh, I remember standing
in line in the grocery

store and my mama will
whip out the food stamps.

I just felt like everyone
was staring at us.

From that point on, I swore that
I would never be a loser like that.

You're the farthest
thing from a loser.

I'm just happy we
were getting away.

Me, too. I'm glad
you wanted to come.

[suspenseful music playing]

Is this it?

Yeah, I know, it doesn't look
like much but it's on the inside.

It looks kind of scary.

Yeah, let me get the lights on,
you'll warm up too, I promise.

[moans]

Hey, how did you sleep?

Uh, surprisingly well.

It's really quiet here, right?
There's nobody around for miles.

Now, you want to head into
town and get some breakfast?

Hmm, yeah, I just have
to hop in the shower.

- You want to join me?
- Definitely.

You know, this isn't
a place I normally

come, but I gotta say
it's kind of charming.

Good. I'm glad you like it.

We've got some fun
things planned for us.

Ooh. Intriguing.

How are you guys doing?
Can I get you anything else?

- Oh, we're good. Just the check, please.
- Okay, be right back.

Hey, you know, is there a
hardware store around here?

Oh, yeah, right up the street
like three-quarters of a block up

you take a right, it's called Johnson's,
run by Bobby and his son Earl Jr.

- Thank you.
- [giggles]

I gotta grab a couple of things for
the house. Shouldn't be too long.

You mind waiting
here for a minute?

Yeah, that's fine.

Beautiful. Don't go anywhere.

[suspenseful music playing]

What the fuck are you doing here?
Are you trying to sabotage this?

- I need to talk to you.
- No, you don't.

I told you it was off and I'll
call you when I get back to L.A.

So, you're not gonna do it?

I am going to do it. I
just need more time.

[scoffs] I don't
think that's it.

I... I think there's something
else going on here.

Fred, I'm only
gonna say this once.

Back the fuck off!

This is my business
and you work for me.

I don't think you fully
appreciate what I contribute.

Okay, you wouldn't even
have a business without me.

Okay, you're not the only
person that sells life insurance.

Are you threatening
to cut me out?

Because that would
be a very bad idea.

I'm not threatening you.

I'm just merely pointing out the fact
that compared to what I have to do,

your job is very easy.

Hey, I'm offering to be more
involved, to share more of the risk here.

I appreciate that,
but I work alone.

You're in love with
him, aren't you?

Fred.

Look, it's okay if you are.
Just, you know, tell me.

Be... be straight about it.

And if you want to
call it off, we can.

Just don't jerk me around.

I'm not in love with
anyone. I'm going to do it.

Okay. If you say so.

Yeah, I say so.

Now, you need to leave
before Ted comes back.

I'm only trying to help.

You can help by going home.

Fine.

If you need me, I'll be around.

No, don't be around,
Fred. Go home.

Hello. Anyone here?

- Hey, how you doing, Sir?
- Nice to see you, my friend.

- How you doing?
- Excellent. What can we do for you?

So, I'm having a little
issue back at the house, uh,

a dead deer is entangled
in my fence there.

You have anything that
could possibly cut through it?

- Yeah, bone you say, huh?
- That's the worst.

That's tough. Uh, ax
saw, that'll do the trick.

- Perfect.
- Yeah, I got a bunch of them in the back.

Oh, great, great. Do you have
anything for any clogged pipes?

Oh, yeah, I mean, I
got a Liquid-Plumr.

You need something
stronger than that?

You know what, it's
really, really backed up.

You happen to have anything with
some hydrochloric acid by any chance?

I might, I'm not sure, but
we can go check in the back.

Okay, cool.

Right this way, Sir.
Hey, watch your step.

[suspenseful music playing]

Hi, Dr. Harris. Um, I'm sorry
to bother you on the weekend.

It's no problem,
Kimberly. What's going on?

I'm just having some really bad
anxiety border-lining on panic.

Go on. And?

I'm just having some really weird feelings
and I just don't know what's going on.

What kind of feelings?

Feelings for a person.

Okay, I'm listening.

I mean, on one hand, I'm really happy
with the way the relationship is going

and on the other,
I'm really conflicted.

And that makes you uneasy?

Yeah, like... like, I'm losing myself
and I can't get my emotions under control

and I just... I don't know
what's wrong with me.

Nothing is wrong
with you, Kimberly.

Sounds to me
like you are in love.

What? I am?

Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

Oh, well, that...
that's not good.

[Dr. Harris] Why not?

Well, it really
screws up my plans.

[laughs] Welcome to being
in love. You just gotta go for it.

Uh, I don't know,
Dr. Harris, I... I really

don't think I am ready
for that sort of thing.

[Dr. Harris] This is a
breakthrough for you, Kimberly.

Give it a chance.

Okay.

Uh, thank you. I... I gotta go.

[beeps]

[sighs]

[Ted]I felt things with Kimberly had
gone as far as they were gonna go,

so I planned some
fun farewell games.

Well, fun for me anyway.

But then something caught
me completely off guard.

[laughs]

Ted, there's something
I... I have to tell you.

And this is a first for
me, so keep that in mind.

What is it?

I'm just gonna be
really honest with you.

[laughs] Okay, now I'm scared.

You should be.

When we first started dating, I was
only interested in you for your money.

Oh, we met on a sugar
daddy app. It's not a newsflash.

Yeah. [chuckles]

I just... I've just been
through a lot of guys

and with you it's...

It's different with me?

Yeah.

I... This isn't
supposed to happen.

What is it?

I don't know, it's... your
eyes or that you're really hot

or you're really good in bed

or that you're really smart

and you make me laugh.

[tongue clicks]

I am falling for you.

You don't seem
too happy about that.

I'm not.

But maybe... maybe it's you.

- It's my fault?
- Yeah.

[groans]

I don't really believe in love.

But maybe we're like soul mates.

I just had to get
that off my chest.

I'm glad you told me.

Okay.

What is it that you
wanted to show me?

Oh, you know what not
today. Maybe tomorrow.

What? You're gonna
make me wait for that?

You'll be glad I did. Come here.

[soft music playing]

- Hey, are you getting hungry?
- Yeah, I could eat actually.

Well, the place across
the street looks pretty good.

Oh, this place is good.
You want to go there?

Yeah.

I'm gonna go in
the shop real quick.

Do you want to get us a table?

- Sounds good.
- Okay.

- Thanks, Ted.
- You're welcome. Take the umbrella.

- I'll be right over here.
- Okay.

[Ted] That was the second time
I saw that guy hanging around.

First, I thought he might have
just been checking Kimberly out,

but then I thought it
might be something more.

When I saw him the second time, I
knew for sure he definitely knew her,

probably her boyfriend.

Not that I really give a fuck.

I can't believe I actually sort of
believed Kimberly's bullshit earlier.

I got it. A gas leak.

What the fuck are
you doing here?

I followed you guys up to
the cabin you're staying at.

And after you guys
went on your little picnic,

I picked the lock and I
checked the place out.

That old stove
would work perfectly.

What the fuck are you
doing? Stalking us? Come on.

[groans]

Just... just listen to me, okay.

All you have to do
is just wait till Ted's

asleep and then just
turn one of those knobs,

a quarter turn to the right
and then just tiptoe out of there.

I'll have my car parked
up the street always.

He'll be dead by morning.

Okay, what if he gets up, sees
I'm not there and smells the gas?

What then, genius?

Okay, okay.

Well, uh, I... I
still have the gun.

I could just wait inside the cabin and
pop him when you walk through the door.

Fred, I swear to God.

I knew you were
falling in love with him.

I'm getting really
fucking sick of this, okay.

You... you have to leave.

Just... just tell me you're not
in love with him and I'll leave.

- Why?
- Because I'm in love with you.

I want to be with you.

Jesus Christ, Fred. I really
can't deal with this now.

Ted is waiting for
me. I have to leave.

Okay, fine.

I'm staying at the Pine Tree and if... if
you need anything, if you change your mind.

Go home.

I'll leave my cell on.

So, we're pretty beat.

- You want to head to bed?
- Yeah.

Um, give me a minute. I have
something I want to put on for you.

Beautiful.

[moans]

Don't be too long.

[ominous music playing]

[phone vibrating]

[Ted] There was definitely
something going on here.

I don't know what game
these two are playing

but I had some games of my
own that I was looking forward to.

[phone vibrating]

[suspenseful music playing]

[gasps]

Did you sleep good?

Look, I... I don't know
what Fred told you

but I... I told him not
to go through with it.

What are you talking about?

[sniffles]

Fred, he was... he was gonna try and kill
you but I... I called the whole thing off.

- He was gonna kill me?
- Yeah.

At the gas station, he's
gonna shoot you but

I told him to not go
through with the plan.

What plan?

What plan?

[crying] Fred, he
sells life insurance

and he takes out
policies on the guys.

It was really easy.

And I just... I kept
doing it and I'm sorry.

[suspenseful music playing]

You kill guys for money.

[sniffles]

And you were going to kill me.

Yeah. But I... [laughing]

I meant what I
said the other night.

[sniffles]

You are a fucking filthy vile
whore piece of fucking trash.

I am gonna rid the
world of all of you.

I am here to do the devil's
work, do you understand?

Please, please don't do this.
You don't have to. Please.

I remember begging like
that when I was five years old

and I begged my
father not to kill my dog.

And you know what
he did, he slit his throat.

Oh, yeah, I should have fucking
killed you quick like the rest of them.

There was just
something about you.

You're the serial killer?

I'm surprised it took you
this long to figure it out.

You killed my neighbor that
night you dropped me off?

That was supposed to be you.
That park ranger interrupted.

I was falling in love with you,

and to think I was feeling
guilty for trying to poison you.

Poison me?

That night with the
spaghetti and the mushrooms.

That was you?

Yeah.

Bullshit.

You have your
juice this morning?

You're bluffing.

And if you're
fucking lying to me,

I'm gonna cut your
tongue out and then I'm

going to cut from here
all the way to here,

and then I'm going
to cut this eye out.

And then, I'm going to slit
your throat until you fucking die

while you watch
me with this eye.

So, let's go get the antidote.

How are you feeling?

Still a little
queasy but better.

I'm really sorry.

I'm sorry for scaring you.

You must think I'm a monster.

No, I... I don't.

I appreciate that.

Why do you do it?

I've asked myself that
thousands of times.

All I could tell you is that I'm
wired different than most people.

Well, maybe I am, too.

We both kill. Just
for different reasons.

Yeah.

Does it have to be women?

Why?

I don't know, I was...

I was thinking that this
doesn't have to be the end,

like maybe we could come
up with an arrangement.

Go on.

Maybe I could throw
some men your way

and we already know
each other's secrets, so...

- Sex is good.
- Yeah.

I'm willing to give
it a shot if you are.

[soft music playing]

[phone rings]

It's Fred.

[footsteps approaching]

[suspenseful music playing]

What do you have to say
now? Nothing. Nothing.

You don't kill me. I kill you.

[screams]

Never fuck with me. My
mother fucked with me.

My dad fucked with me. You don't
fuck with me anymore. Anymore.

[jarring indication]

[light music playing]