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Episode 30

Can you go ask the neighbors if we can borrow some fish?

Just one?

I need to use your bathroom.

Our toilet got clogged after Ha Sun used it. I'm about to go crazy.

Then go crazy.

Why are you wearing sunglasses?

I got pink eye.

Pink eye? That's contagious!

Don't worry, it's almost all better.

He acts like such a neat freak but he's got a dirty side to him.

Hello. Mr. Yoon, is home, right?

-Hi. -Hey.

Uncle Ji Suk went to the store really quick. He said to tell you to wait a bit.

-Oh really? -You!

You're really pretty.

Are you crazy?

Thank you. It's my first time ever hearing that.

Hey! How come you talk comfortably with me but use proper language with him?

- He's the same age as me. - Because.

I can sit here and wait for a bit, right?

Are you going to just stand there if I say no?

No.

You're just watching this movie?

So what if I am?

I already saw you Jin Hee!

Why do you keep running away from me?

If it's because you're embarrassed about what happened, don't be.

I stupidly got attacked by a bear and I'm still walking around with a smile on my face.

I heard you were hurt pretty bad, are you okay?

As you can see.

I'm okay.

By the way, we plan on doing another round of hiring soon so study hard and get in this time.

Good luck.

Ha Sun are you home?

I'll tell her later.

Should I borrow a couple beers too?

Dang he's got skills! How can he do that so well?

It's not the actor actually doing it. They just show his face and someone else does that.

Someone else does do it but the actor also practiced and did quite a bit of tight rope walking too.

They're just saying that. Tight rope walking isn't something you just pick up from practicing.

Can't you learn from practicing?

Learn from practicing?

Then why don't you practice and try. See if it works.

I should be able to do it if I practice.

If you practice? If you can teach yourself how to do it I will bow down to you.

Really? Alright. I'll do it.

What? You're really going to do it?

I did ballet when I was younger so I have a good sense of balance.

So I think if I practice for about 15 days I can walk across the rope.

What if you can't?

If I can't...you said you want my scooter, right? You can have it.

Seriously? You promised!

You heard her right? You're the witness.

You can't go back on your words later.

But in return bowing to me is too boring so you have to do whatever I ask you to do.

Fine. You promised to give me your scooter, don't change your words later.

You don't change your words.

Jin Hee, you must be day drinking these days too.

What? Why would I drink during the day? I don't.

I bought a 6 pack during the day and drank 2 cans. There's only one left now.

I didn't drink any.

Really? You're the only other person who drinks beer in this house.

I seriously didn't drink it.

I promised that I wouldn't touch anything in the house and help save money,

so why would I just drink that?

Ha Sun did you by chance...

drink it?

No. Did you maybe drink it in your sleep?

I didn't even take a nap during the day today!

It really isn't me! Do you want to smell my breath?

Smell my breath, smell it!

-What are you doing? -Jin Hee really didn't drink it.

Right right? Did you maybe drink it?

It's not like that. If you drank it, then there should be empty cans,

but I just emptied the trash cans in all the rooms and there weren't any beer cans.

There weren't even cans sitting around in the rooms.

Then who drank it?

I ran into the man next door in the tunnel earlier today.

Maybe he was on his way over to our house.

Then Nae Sang?

See I told you! It's not me!

Jin Hee, I'm sorry I accused you.

What's wrong with that man? Why is he taking other people's things without asking?

Wow, you're doing a great job.

You can call me Master of Tightrope Walking Kim Ji Won with 18 years of experience.

I'm kind of getting a sense of how to do this now.

Is that so? I get a strong sense that your scooter will soon become mine.

See! I've improved, right?

You're not as smart as you seem.

This isn't the same as walking on a rope. A rope moves when you walk on it.

Won't it be the same if I find my center of gravity?

Good luck. If you say something like you were joking about the bet later, you're gonna die.

Okay. By the way, I've decided.

What?

What you're going to do for me if I win.

What is it?

It's hard to describe so I sent you an email.

Check for yourself later on.

What is this?!

This is unbelievable...

Amazing. You're really going to wear that outfit and dance?

Do I look like I would?

You're gonna have to if she really succeeds.

You promised her.

She won't be able to do it, it's impossible.

Just think of where you want to go when I get that scooter.

Don't be so confident. The impossible is often possible.

What do you mean?

Well anyways, what are you going to do if she really does it?

What do you mean what if? I'm telling you, it won't happen.

What's wrong? Why are you rubbing your eyes so much?

I don't know, I woke up and it's been itchy. Maybe I'm getting pink eye...

Pink eye?

Julien came over yesterday and he has pink eye. Did you get it from him?

Did I?

You should ask Gye Sang to take a look at it. If you have pink eye, our whole family can get it.

Go give this to the neighbors and thank them for letting us borrow their's yesterday.

It's like I'm your slave...

Jin Hee, glad I ran into you.

I was on my over to give this to you guys.

-To us? -Yup.

Here. No one was home yesterday but I borrowed some scallions and--

This isn't all that you borrowed.

Why are you glaring at me like that?

You also took some beer.

I did, that's why just now I was saying,

"I borrowed some scallions and--" to tell you I borrowed a few cans of beer.

You're not just saying it because I brought it up?

What? Why are you acting like this?

Why are you treating me like a criminal?

It's not that but I'm just saying. Why do you just take things from us without asking?

I was accused of stealing because of you!

I told you, no one was home.

If no one's home then you shouldn't have taken it.

I know we come and go through the tunnel but you can't just barge in and take whatever you want.

Why do you have to say it like that?

Then why do people in your house come to our house and spread dirty and contagious diseases?

When did we spread dirty and contagious diseases?

Last time Ha Sun came with a runny nose my wife had a runny nose for two weeks.

And this time Ji Suk has serious pink eye because of Julien.

Why are you trying to shift the blame when you came into our home and took our things?

When did I do that?

You're making quite a big deal over a few cans of beer.

Fine fine! How much is it? How much do you want?

Did I ask you to pay for the beer?

I will pay for the beer if it's the--

I'll give it to you next time!

Those dirty disease spreading people!

If anything we're more at a loss because of the disease they spread coming to and from that tunnel!

He's a complete thief!

Nonetheless thief is a bit harsh.

How is that harsh? If you come and take someone's stuff without asking that's a thief!

How dare he get mad at me!

You're going home, right? Take my bag with you.

Okay. Sure.

Is that what you thought I'd say?

Can't you just take it home for me? I have to go somewhere with the girls.

It's a favor for your one and only sister. You really can't do it?

I can't. Get out of my face.

I heard you're going to dress up as Madonna if you lose your bet with Kim Ji Won.

I hope you lose and dance to Madonna in front of the entire school.

I'm going to stream it live online and show the entire world!

You brat!

Sounds like lots of fun!

Seriously that brat!

Aren't I really good at this now? Now that I can balance myself it's pretty easy to do.

Look, I'm not falling!

Try it then and see if it works.

-You were home? -Yes. What are you doing here without notice?

What do you mean? I asked if anyone was home multiple times.

Are you going deaf at a young age?

Why did you come?

To get my toolbox. You should have returned it as soon as you were done with it.

I shouldn't have to come to get my own toolbox that I let you borrow.

I'm sorry. But if you came to get your toolbox why are you coming out of the kitchen?

I was checking to see if the screwdriver on the sink is ours. Is there a problem?

Really?

Why do you keep treating me like a thief?

Do you want me to empty all my pockets and show you?

Fine. Here. Look. Look.

What's there?

Oh my. There's dust. I almost stole the dust from our house.

Okay?

-Why is your flannel so chunky? -My flannel?

Oh right, I had a flannel on too. Here.

Heaven forbid I take the air from this house. Let me air it all out.

Are you satisfied now?

What? What else?

My slippers? Of course I need to show you them as well.

-Here, take a look. -Oh, alright.

-It's fine. -No, it's not fine.

Aren't you going to make sure I didn't put anything down my pants?

Should I take my pants off too?

Will you believe me if I take this off?

Take it off?

It's fine. I'm sorry.

Seriously, I'm seriously speechless.

What's wrong?

I just went next door and had my body searched.

Who is she?

You had a body search?

Who?

Who else other than that dirty, unemployed freeloader Baek Jin Hee.

Seriously unbelievable.

What's wrong with her? She seems nice and innocent to me.

Lift your feet.

Nice my booty!

She humiliated me.

You wait and see, I will make her feel the same exact way.

Dude, that girl next door is intense.

Why?

She set up a rope in her front yard to practice. I saw on my way in.

What?

Look.

Of course.

She can last a while on there.

She saw us.

What is she saying?

She said something about Madonna, right?

I have a bad feeling about this.

Bad feeling...

Alright, eye for an eye.

Everyone let's talk for a bit.

-Why? -What is it?

Everyone help me for a bit.

-With what? -It's not much but

each person please call one person from next door and ask them to come over.

Why?

Don't ask why. Who's close with whom?

Ji Suk you call the female teacher.

You the student.

And where's Ahn Soo Jung?

If she's not here then honey, you call Julien.

And Gye Sang you call that Baek Jin Hee girl.

Now everyone text their person and ask them to come over through the tunnel.

Hurry hurry!

-I have no reason to call Ha Sun over. -What is it for?

Don't ask why and just cooperate.

If you don't want to text them give me your cellphones, I'll send the texts.

And Seung Yun, you help me.

With what?

Jin Hee will you come over to our house really quick?

-Are you going next door? -Yes, Ji Suk asked to see me.

Are you going too?

Yes, Yoo Sun asked me to come and take the food containers back.

Are you going next door? Let's go together.

Me too!

Hello.

Hold on a second there.

-Yes? -Pardon me.

Starting today, we're going to have to set up a process when you come over.

A process?

Yes. There's been side effects to us just coming and going freely between the two households,

so I think that it'll be best if we set up a certain process when you come to our house.

Ha Sun why aren't you going up?

Nae Sang says there's a process.

Process? What process?

-What's the matter? -Get down, get down!

One person at a time!

-Stand in line! -What's going on?

I don't know, he's telling us to stand in line.

Stand in line?

What is the purpose of your visit?

Purpose of my visit? So is this like a foreign customs questioning right now?

Only it's a home so a household customs questioning?

Exactly.

You're really funny.

My purpose is to visit Ji Suk and tour the home.

Tour?

Do you have any contagious diseases such as a cold or pink eye?

Nope. I don't have a fever and my eyes are normal.

Okay! Have a nice trip!

Cleared.

Next person.

He's doing a customs questioning?

So you're saying you came to pick up the food containers.

So the purpose of your visit is not vacation but business.

Nae Sang what are you doing?

You have pink eye, right?

He has a contagious disease. Sterilize him.

Yes. I will sanitize you.

Nae Sang what the heck is going on?

It's part of our system so please cooperate.

Sanitize.

I'm sorry!

Cleared

I'm sorry, Nae Sang bugged me to send you a text.

No it's okay. He must have felt really angry over what happened at our house.

You should...go now.

Yeah...By the way, you didn't wait long for me at the baseball game that day, right?

No, I didn't.

That's a relief. I was worried that you missed the game because you were waiting for me.

Who did you watch the game with?

With a friend.

Wasn't it fun? I'm sure it was crazy at the stadium.

It was amazing of course.

Cleared.

Next person.

Please put your belongings in here.

My belongings? Why?

I'm afraid odd materials might be spread in our home so please cooperate.

-The reason for your visit? -To see Dr. Yoon.

How long do you plan on being here?

I don't know.

Do you have any contagious diseases?

I don't! What are you doing?!

Why did you call me over?

I didn't. My dad sent the text.

Really? I thought maybe you texted me because you saw me tightrope walking.

What? You did it?

Well it's only about 1 meter right now but you can look forward to it.

I might be able to show you more than just walking across that rope.

She couldn't...

Why are you exhibiting such uncooperative behavior? Hand over your belongings.

You're getting revenge on me right now. That's why.

Revenge, what nonsense!

This is simply a process.

It's not like I'm entering a different country, this doesn't make sense.

What doesn't make sense about it?

We have our own rules in this house.

What rules...frankly, this isn't even your house. It's Dr. Yoon's.

What?

Clearance denied.

Few days later

Meet me at the elementary school nearby.

What is it?

Jong Suk!

Jong Suk!

It can't be--

Watch.

Finally. Tada!!

It's void if you fall!

Madonna!

Madonna!

Mom, Jong Suk ran away from home!

The stupid ran away from home.

He lost his bet with Kim Ji Won next door and ran away.

How embarrassing.

Is he crazy?

The neighbors invited us over for dinner.

Anything good?

They're making crab casserole because Dr. Yoon brought home a case of it.

Sounds incredible!

Crab casserole...

Jin Hee, you're coming with us.

I'm not allowed in that house.

Are you still banned from entering the house?

Yes...

Jin Hee, why don't you just fill out the form and go with us.

You just have to fill out your basic information like name and age, add your picture and submit it.

The pictures must be from the last 6 months and both ears must be visible on a white background.

What the heck am I doing?

I don't know why I'm doing this...

Ji Suk, I'll void Madonna so just come home.

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