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[ Crowd Roaring ]
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GO ON, STJEPAN!
GO ON, MY BOY!
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WATCH YOUR BROTHER.
THE GREATEST SOCCER HERO
IN ALL OF YUGOSLAVIA.
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YOU WATCH, YOU LEARN!
I'M TRYING, PAPA.
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[ Crowd Cheering Wildly ]
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[ Crowd ]
GOAL! GOAL! GOAL!
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AAH!
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[ Goats Bleating ]
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AWW.
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WATCH THIS, GUS.
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- OHH!
- ANDY! ANDY!
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ANDY! ANDY!
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ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
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GIVE ME
YOUR HAND, SON.
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[ Grunts ]
[ Sighs ]
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[ Coughs ]
[ Sighs ]
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SEE, MAMA?
NOW WE HAVE
TWO HEROES.
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ONE SOCCER HERO
AND ONE DEEP-SEA
DIVER. BAH!
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ANDY. OH,
BE A GOOD BOY.
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STAY WITH BUTTERFLY
COLLECTION, HUH?
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[ Cries ]
[ Coughs ]
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AH, I GIVE UP.
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I WISH I NEVER HAD TO SEE
A SOCCER BALL AGAIN
AS LONG AS I LIVE.
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[ Whinnies ]
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[ Ball Whistling ]
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GUS? COULD YOU
DO THAT AGAIN?
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[ Neighs ]
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READY, GUS. OICH!
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[ Ball Whistling ]
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MY FATHER GETS THE PAPER
FROM YUGOSLAVIA. I THOUGHT
THAT WAS PRETTY FUNNY.
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YEAH. YEAH. THANKS,
DEBBIE, BUT EVEN IF
I WAS YUGOSLAVIAN,
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I'D HAVE TROUBLE
LAUGHING THESE DAYS.
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BUT A MULE THAT KICKS
100-YARD SOCCER GOALS IS KINDA
TERRIFIC, DON'T YOU THINK?
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YEAH. ESPECIALLY SINCE
WE GOT NOBODY THAT CAN KICK
ANY KIND OF BALL FIVE YARDS.
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[ Door Closes ]
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THIS IS MONAGHAN, MR. COOPER,
AGAINST THE PACKERS.
[ Sniffs ]
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[ Crowd Cheering ]
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[ Whistle Blowing ]
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[ Whistle Blowing ]
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[ Grunts, Groans ]
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THAT ONE COST US
A 15-YARD PENALTY,
IF I REMEMBER.
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YEAH. THAT WAS
THE SMALLEST LOSS
WE HAD ALL DAY.
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[ Crowd Booing ]
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[ Grunts, Groans ]
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- [ Whistle Blowing ]
- UH, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO
ABOUT MONAGHAN, MR. COOPER?
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TRADE HIM TO THE PACKERS.
THEY OUGHTA LOVE HIM.
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HE PLAYED A BETTER GAME
FOR THEM THAN HE DID FOR US.
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[ Laughs ]
YES, SIR.
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OH, UH, THIS IS LINDSTROM,
AGAINST THE RAMS.
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[ Crowd Cheering ]
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[ Whistle Blowing ]
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WHAT WAS HE DOIN'?
WAVIN' TO HIS GIRLFRIEND
IN THE STANDS?
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WELL, I DON'T THINK SO,
MR. COOPER. UH,
LINDSTROM'S MARRIED.
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MM.
THAT'S PROBABLY WHY
HE'S ASKING FOR MORE MONEY.
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WHAT? HE MUST BE
OUT OF HIS HEAD.
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AND THAT WAS
THE BLOW THAT DID IT.
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UH, THIS IS ZEBROWSKI,
MR. COOPER.
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WHAT DO WE DO ABOUT
ZEBROWSKI, MR. COOPER?
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- TRY THE FALCONS.
- UH, THEY DON'T WANT HIM.
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UH, I DON'T THINK WE GOT
ANYBODY THEY WANT.
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COACH, WE GOT
NOBODY WE WANT.
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[ Laughs ]
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UH, HERE'S, UH,
VANOWEN, MR. COOPER.
[ Laughs ]
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[ Cooper ]
HE'S THE ONLY BRIGHT SPOT
IN OUR ENTIRE OFFENSE.
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[ Crowd Cheers ]
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WELL, I WAS THINKING,
MAYBE IF, UH,
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THE OTHER PLAYERS
PROMISE NOT
TO CONGRATULATE SO HARD,
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WE COULD COAX HIM
OUT OF RETIREMENT?
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[ Projector Clicks ]
[ Cooper ] DEBBIE?
WOULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR?
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I BROUGHT YOUR ASPIRIN,
MR. COOPER.
OH, GOOD.
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YOU'VE SEEN THESE
FILM CLIPS, HAVEN'T YOU?
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MR. COOPER, I SAW
ALL THE GAMES.
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MM-HMM.
[ Swallows, Exhales ]
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ALL RIGHT, OUTSIDE OF ROB CARGIL
AT MIDDLE LINEBACKER,
WHAT HAVE WE GOT?
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OH, WE GOT A PRETTY GOOD
DEFENSE, MR. COOPER.
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OUR BOYS HAVE LEARNED
HOW TO HIT A FEW PEOPLE.
[ Sniffs, Laughs ]
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[ Groaning ]
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[ Crowd Booing ]
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IF WE CAN ONLY TEACH 'EM
WHICH TEAM TO HIT--
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* [ "Washington Post March" ]
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MEN, WE'RE COMIN' OFF
A TOUGH SEASON,
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BUT THIS YEAR'S GONNA BE
A WHOLE NEW BALL GAME.
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NOW, AS WE OPEN
TRAINING CAMP,
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I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE
SOME OF MY NEW COACHES--
SOME OF MY ASSISTANTS.
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NOW, WITH THE HELP
OF THESE MEN,
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I'M GONNA TURN
THE CALIFORNIA ATOMS
INTO A SOLID BALL TEAM.
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I SEE YA GOT
THE SAME OLD FACES
BEHIND THOSE BATONS.
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WELL, A LOT OF THOSE ATOMETTES
HAVE BEEN WITH THE ORGANIZATION
A FEW YEARS, MR. COOPER.
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IT'S PRETTY TOUGH TO JUST,
YOU KNOW, LET 'EM GO.
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ESPECIALLY WHEN
THEY'RE GETTIN' SO CLOSE
TO THEIR PENSIONS.
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[ Laughs ]
BUT LISTEN TO THIS.
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I'VE BEEN GIVING IT A LOT
OF THOUGHT, AND I HAVE COME UP
WITH A CLEVER NEW IDEA.
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YOU'RE REDECORATIN'
THEIR WHEELCHAIRS.
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NO. NO, NO, NO, LISTEN.
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STARTING THIS FALL,
FOR ALL ATOMETTES,
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IF YOU'RE TEN YEARS MARRIED
OR GOT THREE KIDS, YOU'RE OUT.
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* [ "Washington Post March"
Continues ]
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ONE THING, THIS BAND SOUNDS
BETTER THAN THE ONE LAST YEAR.
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IT CERTAINLY DOES.
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*
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[ Yelling, Crying ]
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* [ Music Continues ]
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[ Needle Scrapes,
Music Stops ]
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ONE THING I THOUGHT
I COULD COUNT ON WAS
A DECENT HALFTIME SHOW...
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THAT WOULD PULL IN
A FEW PEOPLE.
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WHEN A MAN'S RELATIVES STOP
ASKING FOR FREE PASSES,
HE'S IN TROUBLE.
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BUT I GOT LOTS MORE TALENT
FOR YOU TO SEE, MR. COOPER.
WAIT'LL YOU SEE THIS.
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- UH, ELIZABETH?
- ONE, TWO! ONE, TWO!
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ELIZABETH?
YEAH?
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DO SOME OF THOSE WONDERFUL
LITTLE FLIP-FLOPS
FOR MR. COOPER.
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OH, SURE, MR. BARNSDALE.
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[ Band Laughing ]
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VERY NICE, ELIZABETH.
VERY NICE.
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THAT SHOULD BRING IN
A FEW PEOPLE,
ESPECIALLY DOCTORS.
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I GOT SOME OTHER
GREAT IDEAS, MR. COOPER.
I SAW THIS ACT ON TV.
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THIS ELEPHANT
ACTUALLY TWIRLS A BATON
WITH ITS TRUNK.
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NOW I FIGURE WE JUST
DRESS HIM UP LIKE--
JOE, IF I WANTED AN ANIMAL ACT,
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I'D GET THAT
YUGOSLAVIAN MULE WHO KICKS
100-YARD SOCCER GOALS.
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OH, YEAH. DEBBIE SHOWED ME
THAT STORY. EVEN I'D PAY
TO SEE THAT, I THINK.
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MIGHT BE WORTH A LOOK,
IF IT'S FOR REAL.
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ALL IT TAKES IS A ROUND-TRIP
TICKET TO YUGOSLAVIA
FOR ME TO FIND OUT.
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NO, NO. TAKES MORE THAN THAT.
TAKES SOMEONE TO LOAN ME
THE MONEY TO BUY YOU THE TICKET.
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COACH LOOMIS:
LINEMAN'S CALISTHENICS.
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COACH MEADOWS:
BLACKBOARD DRILL.
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COACH BRODY:
POSTGAME FILMS.
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ALL RIGHT, I GUESS
THAT ABOUT COVERS IT
FOR THE COACHES.
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- NOW, HOW MANY PLAYERS
WE GOT HERE?
- NONE.
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- NONE?
- THEY'RE NOT DUE
TILL TOMORROW.
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OH, WELL, THEN
WE'LL JUST, UH--
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ALL RIGHT, LET'S
GO TO WORK, MEN.
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UNBELIEVABLE.
UN-BE-LIEV-ABLE!
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THAT'S RIGHT, OPERATOR.
TO THOUSAND OAKS, CALIFORNIA.
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THE MESSAGE READS,
"MULE FOR REAL.
NEVER MISSES AT 100 YARDS."
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UH, OPERATOR?
"SOMETIMES MISSES AT 110."
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- HOO-HOO-HOO!
- WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK,
MR. COOPER?
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IT MIGHT JUST BE
AN EXPENSIVE BOMB.
I'M NOT SURE I'M THAT DESPERATE.
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MR. COOPER?
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I THINK WE'VE GOT IT.
AAH! AAH!
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WIRE JOE.
SIGN THAT MULE.
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[ Sighs ]
DO YOU WANT
THAT CARD, ROB?
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[ Rings ]
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HELLO?
OH, HI, MR. COOPER.
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HOW WOULD YOU LIKE
TO BABY-SIT A YUGOSLAVIAN
MULE AND HIS TRAINER?
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THEY SIGNED!
GOT HIS HOOFPRINT
RIGHT ON THE DOTTED LINE.
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THEY SIGNED THE MULE
FOR THE HALFTIME SHOW.
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OH, BOY, THE FANS'LL SURE
GET A KICK OUT OF THAT.
[ Laughs ]
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BUT I GOTTA ASK YA
A FAVOR, DEBBIE.
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SINCE THE TRAINER'S
YUGOSLAVIAN,
AND YOU'RE YUGOSLAVIAN--
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WELL,
MY PARENTS ARE--
CLOSE ENOUGH.
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I'M PUTTIN' YOU ON DETACHED DUTY
AND ASSIGNING YOU TO THIS KID,
ANDY, FOR A WEEK OR SO...
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TO KEEP HIM
FROM GETTIN' HOMESICK.
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WELL, I HAVEN'T DONE
ANY FOLK DANCING,
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BUT I'LL DO MY BEST TO
MAKE HIM FEEL AT HOME. OKAY?
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- BYE.
- BYE.
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WHAT ARE YOU PROMISIN', ANYWAY?
ARE WE GOIN' TOGETHER OR NOT?
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WELL, IT'S ONLY
FOR A WEEK OR SO.
MR. COOPER'S ORDERS.
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[ P.A. Announcer ]
ALL INCOMING PASSENGERS FROM
TRANS WORLD
AIRLINES FLIGHT702,
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PLEASE CLAIM YOUR BAGGAGE
AT THE STREET ENTRANCE.
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- ANDY?
- YES, ANDY.
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- DEBBIE!
- UH, GUS.
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UH, WELL, I'LL
SEE YA IN A MINUTE.
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[ Coaches Shouting ]
COME ON. LET'S GO.
TUCK IN THAT BALL.
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FOLLOW THROUGH ON THAT BALL.
WAY TO GO!
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INTRODUCING THE GREATEST
HALFTIME ACT IN ALL OF
PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL,
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DIRECT FROM YUGOSLAVIA.
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HEY, ROB.
THROW ANDY A BALL.
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YES, SIR, MR. COOPER.
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HERE YOU GO, KID.
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- [ Groaning ]
- WELCOME TO THE NFL.
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YOU OKAY, KID?
O-OH, Y-YES, SIR.
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M-MY BROTHER DOES IT
A-ALL THE TIME.
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OKAY. NOW, I WANT YOU
TO SEE THAT MULE
KICK THIS BALL.
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UH, MR. COOPER?
HMM?
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- GUS HAS NEVER KICKED
A BALL LIKE THIS BEFORE.
- CAN'T YOU GET HIM TO TRY?
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FOR THE KIND OF MONEY
I LAID OUT, I'M AT LEAST
ENTITLED TO SEE HIM MISS.
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GO AHEAD, ANDY.
JUST TRY IT.
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[ Sighs ]
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GO ON.
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[ Coaches Chattering ]
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WITH YOUR FINGER.
HOLD IT WITH
YOUR FINGER, KID.
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[ Cooper ]
THERE. OKAY.
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- NOW, HOW DO YOU
GET HIM TO KICK?
- I USUALLY JUST YELL, "OICH."
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[ Whistling ]
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AH-HA-HA!
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RIGHT. IF THAT'S NO FLUKE,
YOU MIGHT HAVE COME UP
WITH A WINNER, HANK.
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YEAH. A HALFTIME SHOW
THAT'LL LET THE ATOMS FANS
FORGET ABOUT THE TEAM.
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WELL, SO FAR, IN THEIR
OPENING EXHIBITION GAME,
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THE ATOMS HAVEN'T
DISAPPOINTED US
A BIT, FOLKS.
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TWENTY SECONDS TO GO
IN THE FIRST HALF.
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IT'S THE CLEVELAND BROWNS 27,
THE CALIFORNIA ATOMS 0.
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MANDERS IN KICK FORMATION
FOR CLEVELAND.
HE STANDS ON HIS OWN 30.
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THERE'S THE SNAP. IT'S--
OH, IT'S OVER HIS HEAD!
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IT'S TRICKLING BACK
TO THE 25, THE 20, THE 15!
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A SCRAMBLE FOR THE BALL--
AND ROB CARGIL HAS IT
FOR THE ATOMS!
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THAT'S THE WAY YOU DO IT!
THAT'S THE WAY.
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FIELD GOAL TEAM,
FIELD GOAL TEAM.
EVERYONE, OUT OF THE WAY!
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UH-- WAY TO GO,
BIG FELLA! NICE GOIN'!
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OKAY. GARCIA,
WHY AREN'T YOU IN UNIFORM?
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OH, THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU'RE ONE OF THE COACHES.
OKAY, O'BRIEN! O'BRIEN!
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00:16:46,273 --> 00:16:49,376
WHERE'S MY PLACEKICKER?
HE JUST WENT OUT TO KICK
A FIELD GOAL, COACH.
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OH. YEAH. GOOD.
THANKS. OKAY.
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THIS WILL BE THE ATOMS'
FIRST SCORE OF THE BALL GAME.
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LET'S SEE. IT'S, UH, O'BRIEN.
O'BRIEN LINES UP FOR WHAT
SHOULD BE AN EASY THREE POINTS.
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- [ Whistling ]
- [ Crowd Laughing ]
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[ Announcer ]
NOW, FOLKS, THE MOMENT
YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR.
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YOU'VE READ ABOUT THEM
IN THE PAPERS. NOW YOU'RE
GOING TO SEE THEM IN PERSON.
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HERE THEY ARE, DIRECT
FROM YUGOSLAVIA, ANDY...
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AND HIS MIRACLE MULE, GUS!
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* [ Fanfare ]
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[ Announcer ]
I'LL SAY THIS, FOLKS.
IF ANDY AND HIS FRIEND GUS...
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ARE HALF AS GOOD
AS THEIR PRESS NOTICES,
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00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:46,666
THE FANS HERE WILL GET
A LOT MORE TO CHEER ABOUT THAN
THEY DID IN THAT FIRST HALF!
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S-SO MANY PEOPLE.
I DON'T THINK I CAN
GO THROUGH WITH THIS.
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00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:54,807
[ Crowd Groaning ]
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00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:02,048
WHAT'S HE DOIN' TO ME?
IT'S THE CROWD, MR. COOPER.
I THINK HE'S FRIGHTENED.
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WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON HIM,
I'LL GIVE HIM SOMETHING
TO BE FRIGHTENED ABOUT.
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00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:08,121
DAH!
[ Crowd Booing ]
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00:18:08,155 --> 00:18:11,291
CAN WE HELP YOU, MR. COOPER?
YEAH, GET OUT THERE
AND DO SOMETHING.
219
00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:15,462
THE PYRAMID?
YEAH, THE LEANING TOWER,
ANYTHING. GO ON, GO ON!
220
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ALL RIGHT, GIRLS.
FORM IT UP.
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AND, UH, ONE AND TWO
AND ONE AND TWO--
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[ Braying ]
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MR. COOPER!
THEY'RE COMING BACK!
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[ Crowd Cheering ]
225
00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:40,187
WELL, AT LEAST THE CROWD'S
LAUGHING, MR. COOPER.
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00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:42,555
THEY'RE GONNA LAUGH ME
RIGHT INTO BANKRUPTCY.
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00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:47,294
[ Drumroll ]
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00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:52,765
NOW, REMEMBER, GIRLS.
THIS ONE'S FOR MR. COOPER.
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00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:56,035
YEAH, FOR MR. COOPER.
[ Grunting, Groaning ]
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IT'S ALL RIGHT, GUS.
I FEEL BETTER NOW. THANKS.
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00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,210
[ Screaming ]
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00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:08,515
- READY, GUS?
- [ Brays ]
233
00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:14,020
- OICH!
- [ Whistling ]
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00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:16,556
TA-DA!
235
00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:19,326
- OH! OH!
- [ Crowd Applauds ]
236
00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:22,329
- GREAT!
- [ Shrieking ]
237
00:19:25,265 --> 00:19:29,536
[ Screaming, Laughter ]
238
00:19:29,569 --> 00:19:33,039
WELL, THERE'S A NEW WRINKLE
IN ATOMLAND. NOT THE ATOMS.
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00:19:33,072 --> 00:19:37,877
THEY HAVE THE SAME OLD ONES,
AND THE OLD WRINKLES LOST
TO THE BROWNS 41 TO ZIP TONIGHT.
240
00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:41,914
BUT THAT HALFTIME SHOW,
WITH ANDY AND THE MULE GUS,
THAT WAS SOMETHING ELSE AGAIN.
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00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:45,718
AFTER A SHAKY START,
THE FOUR-LEGGED ATOM
PUT THREE 100-YARD KICKS...
242
00:19:45,752 --> 00:19:47,520
STRAIGHT THROUGH THE UPRIGHTS.
243
00:19:47,554 --> 00:19:50,390
HANK COOPER MAY HAVE FOUND
HIMSELF A REAL DRAWING CARD.
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00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:54,661
QUESTION IS, WILL IT BE ENOUGH
TO PULL THE EX-GARBAGE KING
OUT OF THE DUMPS?
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00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:59,266
FINANCIAL, THAT IS.
THIS SPORTSCASTER
DOESN'T THINK SO.
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00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:06,205
- CIGAR, CHARLIE?
- HANK, WHENEVER YOU
OFFER ME A CIGAR,
247
00:20:06,239 --> 00:20:09,709
OLD FRIENDS START
TO BECOME CUNNING ENEMIES.
248
00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:13,880
CHARLIE, CHARLIE, CHARLIE!
249
00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:16,683
HOW LONG
WE BEEN PLAYIN'
POKER TOGETHER?
250
00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:20,753
TWENTY YEARS? TWENTY-FIVE?
SURE, THAT'S HOW I GOT
TALKED INTO THE NOTE.
251
00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:23,256
WELL, WHAT
I'M GETTIN' AT,
CHARLIE, IS THIS.
252
00:20:23,290 --> 00:20:29,095
YOU'RE A MAN WHO LIKES
TO TAKE A CHANCE, AND
I THINK I GOT A DEAL FOR YA.
253
00:20:29,128 --> 00:20:33,633
- LIKE WHAT?
- LIKE, SAY,
WE MAKE A BET.
254
00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:38,070
LIKE, SAY, IF I WIN,
I KEEP THE CLUB.
255
00:20:38,104 --> 00:20:42,409
IF I LOSE, YOU BUY IT--
AT YOUR PRICE.
256
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:48,281
WELL, NOW, THAT
SOUNDS INTERESTING.
WHAT'S YOUR WAGER?
257
00:20:48,315 --> 00:20:51,584
[ Puffing ]
I SAY... THE ATOMS...
258
00:20:51,618 --> 00:20:55,221
WIN... HALF
THEIR BALL GAMES.
259
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,123
WHA-- SEVEN GAMES?
260
00:20:57,156 --> 00:21:00,293
- [ Guffaws ]
- [ Guffaws ]
261
00:21:00,327 --> 00:21:04,230
TH-THAT'S MORE THAN THEY WON
IN THE LAST TEN YEARS
PUT TOGETHER.
262
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:07,233
- NOT A BAD BET, HUH?
- YE-- WELL, NOW WAIT A MINUTE.
263
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,502
WAIT A MINUTE.
WHAT'S THE CATCH?
264
00:21:09,536 --> 00:21:13,440
- NO CATCH.
- WHAT ARE YOU,
SOME SORT OF A NUT?
265
00:21:13,473 --> 00:21:16,309
CHARLIE, I'M
UP THE CREEK.
266
00:21:16,343 --> 00:21:19,479
FLAT. ZIPPO.
267
00:21:19,512 --> 00:21:22,382
HOW 'BOUT IT?
IS IT A BET?
268
00:21:24,317 --> 00:21:28,120
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT,
HANK.
HUH?
269
00:21:28,154 --> 00:21:30,156
I GOT A BETTER BET
FOR YA.
270
00:21:30,189 --> 00:21:35,495
WHAT'S THAT?
ANY TEAM THAT CAN GO
FROM ZERO TO SEVEN WINS...
271
00:21:35,528 --> 00:21:37,830
CAN GO FROM ZERO
TO THE SUPER BOWL.
272
00:21:37,864 --> 00:21:41,200
THE SUPER BOWL?
THE BET WAS
YOUR IDEA, HANK.
273
00:21:41,233 --> 00:21:43,470
IF YOU WANNA HANG ON
TO YOUR TEAM--
274
00:21:45,237 --> 00:21:47,674
- THE SUPER BOWL?
- I'LL REFINANCE YOU
FOR ONE YEAR.
275
00:21:47,707 --> 00:21:53,380
YOU HAVE TO GET
TO THE SUPER BOWL AND WIN IT
OR YOU LOSE THE TEAM.
276
00:21:53,413 --> 00:21:57,384
CH-CHARLIE,
I WANNA HANG ON TO THAT TEAM,
BUT YOU'RE DIGGIN' MY GRAVE.
277
00:21:57,417 --> 00:22:00,219
HANK.
WHAT ARE FRIENDS FOR?
278
00:22:01,921 --> 00:22:04,691
HI, ANDY.
HOW DO YOU LIKE
LUKOM'S RANCH?
279
00:22:04,724 --> 00:22:07,193
VERY MUCH.
IT REMINDS ME
OF HOME.
280
00:22:07,226 --> 00:22:10,196
WELL, A LETTER
FROM YUGOSLAVIA
CAME TO THE OFFICE.
281
00:22:10,229 --> 00:22:12,865
MY FAMILY!
MAYBE PAPA GOT
THE CLIPPING.
282
00:22:12,899 --> 00:22:15,334
OH, BOY, I BET
THEY'RE PROUD OF YOU.
283
00:22:17,236 --> 00:22:19,406
OH, COULD I HAVE
THE STAMP?
SURE.
284
00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:27,480
BAD NEWS?
GOOD NEWS, ABOUT
MY BROTHER, STJEPAN,
285
00:22:27,514 --> 00:22:30,383
AND PAPA SAYS THAT
HE PLAYED BRILLIANTLY
AGAINST BRAZIL.
286
00:22:30,417 --> 00:22:35,087
STJEPAN KICKED
FOUR GOALS AND WON
THE GAME SINGLE-HANDED.
287
00:22:36,589 --> 00:22:39,859
THAT'S GREAT, BUT WH--
WHERE DOES IT MENTION YOU?
288
00:22:41,928 --> 00:22:44,263
IN THE P.S.
289
00:22:44,296 --> 00:22:47,333
"WE RECEIVED YOUR
NEWSPAPER CLIPPING
BUT COULD NOT READ IT...
290
00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:49,335
"BECAUSE OF THE CAVIAR
THAT WAS SPILLED ON IT...
291
00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:52,104
DURING STJEPAN'S
VICTORY CELEBRATION."
292
00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:55,808
[ Andy ]
SAME OLD PAPA.
293
00:22:56,909 --> 00:22:58,845
ISN'T THERE
SOMETHING I COULD DO?
294
00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:01,047
HOW ABOUT WRITING YOU
A CHEERFUL LETTER?
295
00:23:02,415 --> 00:23:06,453
OR MAYBE GOING
OUT TO DINNER
WITH ME TONIGHT?
296
00:23:06,486 --> 00:23:09,856
OHH. I MADE A DATE
WITH ROB.
297
00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:13,192
- OH.
- YOU KNOW, I HAVEN'T
SEEN HIM VERY MUCH LATELY,
298
00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:15,094
AND I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW
I COULD BREAK IT.
299
00:23:15,127 --> 00:23:19,265
- YEAH. I UNDERSTAND.
- OTHERWISE I'D LOVE TO.
300
00:23:19,298 --> 00:23:20,933
[ Andy ]
YEAH.
[ Groans ]
301
00:23:22,268 --> 00:23:26,238
- GUS! WHAT IS IT?
- [ Groaning ]
302
00:23:26,272 --> 00:23:28,107
I'LL CALL THE VET
AND CANCEL
THE DATE WITH ROB.
303
00:23:28,140 --> 00:23:29,609
OH, NO, NO. YOU GO AHEAD.
I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.
304
00:23:29,642 --> 00:23:32,812
DON'T BE SILLY.
IF GUS IS SICK,
I WANT TO BE HERE.
305
00:23:34,313 --> 00:23:36,516
- IT'S OKAY. YOU'LL BE OKAY.
- [ Groaning Continues ]
306
00:23:39,351 --> 00:23:42,822
I'D LIKE TO SAY
I CURED HIM,
307
00:23:42,855 --> 00:23:45,124
BUT THIS MULE'S
HEALTHY AS A HORSE.
308
00:23:45,157 --> 00:23:46,292
I'LL SEE YOU FOLKS.
309
00:23:46,325 --> 00:23:49,328
IT WAS LIKE A MIRACLE
THAT HE RECOVERED.
310
00:23:49,361 --> 00:23:51,163
YES.
[ Laughs ]
311
00:23:51,197 --> 00:23:54,967
YOU KNOW, IN MY COUNTRY,
WHEN A DINNER DATE
IS CANCELED, IT'S CANCELED.
312
00:23:55,001 --> 00:23:57,504
I THINK I LIKE
YOUR CUSTOMS.
313
00:23:57,537 --> 00:23:59,138
AND YOUR MIRACLES.
314
00:23:59,171 --> 00:24:01,307
[ Laughing ]
[ Laughing ]
315
00:24:04,110 --> 00:24:08,581
I DON'T BELIEVE IT. THAT DEBBIE
STOOD ME UP FOR TWO HOURS IN
FRONT OF A CHINESE RESTAURANT.
316
00:24:08,615 --> 00:24:11,250
AND I DON'T EVEN LIKE
CHINESE FOOD!
317
00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:15,988
HEY, SHE CALLED AND ASKED ME
TO GIVE YOU A MESSAGE, BUT
I DIDN'T KNOW WHERE YOU'D GONE.
318
00:24:16,022 --> 00:24:19,659
SAID SOMETHING ABOUT
GUS THE MULE BEING SICK
AND HER TAKING CARE OF HIM.
319
00:24:19,692 --> 00:24:24,497
GUS THE MULE?
I GOT THAT YUGOSLAV
COMIN' OUTTA MY EARS.
320
00:24:24,531 --> 00:24:26,833
HELLO. IS DEBBIE THERE?
321
00:24:26,866 --> 00:24:29,969
- NO, SHE ISN'T.
- WHERE IS SHE?
OUT BACK WITH THE MULE?
322
00:24:30,002 --> 00:24:34,473
NO, SHE'S OUT WITH ANDY.
LEFT FOR THE DRIVE-IN MOVIE
ABOUT AN HOUR AGO.
323
00:24:34,507 --> 00:24:39,311
- ANY MESSAGE?
- YEAH, BUT I'LL
DELIVER IT MYSELF.
324
00:24:44,851 --> 00:24:46,586
[ Tires Squealing ]
325
00:25:17,584 --> 00:25:22,354
DEBBIE? DEBBIE,
WOULD YOU MIND
STEPPIN' OUT?
326
00:25:22,388 --> 00:25:25,491
DEBBIE, I KNOW
YOU'RE IN THERE.
327
00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:29,696
ALL RIGHT, IF YOU
WON'T COME OUT, THEN
I'M COMIN' IN. AAH.
328
00:25:31,263 --> 00:25:35,434
I THOUGHT
WE HAD A DA--
I-- SORRY.
329
00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:43,442
I AM REALLY SORRY.
330
00:25:46,746 --> 00:25:49,381
OH, BOY,
AM I SORRY.
331
00:25:50,583 --> 00:25:53,219
* OH, SAY, DOES THAT
332
00:25:53,252 --> 00:25:57,757
* STAR-SPANGLED BANNER
333
00:25:57,790 --> 00:26:02,962
* YET WAVE
334
00:26:02,995 --> 00:26:09,035
* O'ER THE LAND OF THE FREE
335
00:26:09,068 --> 00:26:14,807
* AND THE HOME OF THE BRAVE
336
00:26:14,841 --> 00:26:17,443
[ Applause ]
337
00:26:17,476 --> 00:26:21,113
IT'S THE HOME OF THE BRAVE, ALL
RIGHT. CAN'T BE MORE THAN A
HANDFUL OF PEOPLE HERE TONIGHT.
338
00:26:21,147 --> 00:26:23,249
WELL, WE SAW WHAT
THE FANS THOUGHT OF THE MULE.
339
00:26:23,282 --> 00:26:25,652
NOW I GUESS WE'RE SEEING
WHAT THEY THINK OF THE TEAM.
340
00:26:25,685 --> 00:26:28,955
THIS IS JOHNNY UNITAS,
AND HERE'S MY GOOD
FRIEND AND COHORT--
341
00:26:28,988 --> 00:26:31,557
WELL, HOWDY THERE,
FOOTBALL FANS.
YOU, TOO, MOTHER.
342
00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:34,326
PEPPER ALLEN HERE.
JUST DOWN ON THE FIELD
COLLECTING SOME STATS.
343
00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:36,963
AND IT'S JUST ABOUT
KICKOFF TIME.
344
00:26:36,996 --> 00:26:39,498
TIME TO WELCOME
THE OLD PEPPER POT
INTO YOUR LIVING ROOMS...
345
00:26:39,531 --> 00:26:43,335
FOR ANOTHER SEASON OF
GREAT, GREAT FOOTBALL
ON FOOTBALL NIGHT OF THE WEEK.
346
00:26:43,369 --> 00:26:48,340
WEEK AFTER WEEK,
I'LL BE WITH YA, STEP BY STEP,
NAME BY NAME, GAME BY GAME,
347
00:26:48,374 --> 00:26:51,978
AND, OF COURSE, SITTIN'
RIGHT HERE BESIDE ME, I'LL HAVE
MY OLD BUDDY JOHNNY UNITAS.
348
00:26:52,011 --> 00:26:55,581
HE'LL BE CARRYIN' THE BALL
RIGHT ALONG WITH ME,
RIGHT, JOHN? RIGHT.
349
00:26:55,614 --> 00:27:00,352
BUT DON'T YOU WORRY, FANS.
THE OLD PEPPER POT WILL BE RIGHT
HERE TO FALL ON ANY FUMBLES.
350
00:27:00,386 --> 00:27:04,691
[ Guffaws ] YEAH, WE'RE GONNA
BE WATCHIN' A VERY INTERESTING
TEAM HERE TONIGHT, FOLKS,
351
00:27:04,724 --> 00:27:07,927
'CAUSE THIS ATOM BALL CLUB
HAS NOWHERE TO GO BUT UP!
352
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:12,464
I MEAN, IT'S A TEAM THAT, DURING
THE ENTIRE EXHIBITION SEASON,
THEY DIDN'T WIN A SINGLE GAME!
353
00:27:12,498 --> 00:27:16,268
STRIKE THAT!
THEY DIDN'T SCORE
A SINGLE TOUCHDOWN.
354
00:27:16,302 --> 00:27:19,806
STRIKE THAT!
COULDN'T BUY
A SINGLE POINT.
355
00:27:19,839 --> 00:27:24,343
AND IF YOU CAN'T GO UP FROM
THERE, FOOTBALL FANS, I DON'T
KNOW WHERE YOU CAN GO UP FROM.
356
00:27:24,376 --> 00:27:26,345
RIGHT, JOHNNY?
RIGHT.
357
00:27:26,378 --> 00:27:29,181
HEY, HAVE WE GOT SOME
INTERESTING MATCH-UPS
FOR YOU TONIGHT.
358
00:27:29,215 --> 00:27:32,785
THROUGH THE MAGIC OF
PEPPER'S PROFILES, I'M
GONNA GIVE YOU AN INSIGHT...
359
00:27:32,819 --> 00:27:36,222
ON SOME OF THE PLAYERS
WHO'LL BE MAKIN' IT HAPPEN
RIGHT DOWN THERE ON THE FIELD.
360
00:27:36,255 --> 00:27:39,125
WOULD YOU ROLL
THAT FILM, PLEASE,
BACK THERE?
361
00:27:39,158 --> 00:27:41,360
EXCUSE ME, PEPPER.
THEY'RE ABOUT TO KICK OFF.
362
00:27:41,393 --> 00:27:43,229
WHO? OH!
363
00:27:43,262 --> 00:27:45,364
THE GREEN BAY PACKERS, FOLKS.
THEY'RE LINING UP.
364
00:27:45,397 --> 00:27:46,733
AND WE'RE READY TO GO.
365
00:27:48,067 --> 00:27:51,537
[ Whistle, Drumroll,
Crowd Shouting ]
366
00:27:51,570 --> 00:27:54,240
ROY REALLY GOT HIS TOE
INTO THAT ONE. RIGHT
IN AND OUT OF THE END ZONE.
367
00:27:54,273 --> 00:27:57,209
YEAH! THE ATOMS
GET THE FIRST BREAK
OF THE BALL GAME.
368
00:27:57,243 --> 00:28:01,047
THEY DON'T HAVE
TO RUN IT BACK!
[ Laughing ]
369
00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:05,651
ALL RIGHT, OFFENSE!
OFFENSE! GET IN THERE
AND STICK IT TO 'EM!
370
00:28:05,684 --> 00:28:10,089
YEAH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A
JOHNNY UNITAS TO KNOW THAT THE
ONLY CHANCE THOSE ATOMS HAVE...
371
00:28:10,122 --> 00:28:11,590
IS TO PASS THAT BALL,
RIGHT, JOHNNY?
372
00:28:11,623 --> 00:28:13,860
RIGHT. TAKE IT
FROM THE OLD PEPPER.
373
00:28:13,893 --> 00:28:15,895
NOW, IF I WERE THAT
QUARTERBACK, I-I'D
COME RIGHT OUT THROWIN'!
374
00:28:15,928 --> 00:28:18,831
THROW, THROW,
THROW!
375
00:28:18,865 --> 00:28:22,701
FOUR! 68! HUT!
[ Players Grunt,
Referee Blows Whistle ]
376
00:28:24,436 --> 00:28:26,438
THEY CAME OUT THROWING,
ALL RIGHT.
377
00:28:26,472 --> 00:28:29,675
THEY GOT THROWN BACK
FOR FOUR YARDS,
MAKING IT SECOND AND 14.
378
00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:33,412
GET SET!
53! 41! HUT!
379
00:28:33,445 --> 00:28:35,681
[ Grunts, Groans ]
380
00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:37,884
[ Crowd Groaning ]
381
00:28:37,917 --> 00:28:40,419
[ Whistle Blowing ]
382
00:28:40,452 --> 00:28:42,789
[ Crowd Booing, Heckling ]
383
00:28:46,425 --> 00:28:50,797
ELLIS IS DROPPING BACK. LOOKS
LIKE THEY'RE TAKING YOUR ADVICE,
PEPPER. THEY'RE GONNA PASS.
384
00:28:50,830 --> 00:28:53,565
[ Players ]
OH, NO!
385
00:28:53,599 --> 00:28:56,969
- [ Crowd Applauds ]
- WELL, IT'S FOURTH DOWN AND 18.
I GUESS WE BETTER PUNT.
386
00:28:57,003 --> 00:29:00,139
HOLD IT!
UH, YOU DON'T WANT
TO PUNT, MR. COOPER?
387
00:29:00,172 --> 00:29:03,475
WE'RE GOING FOR
THE FIELD GOAL, COACH.
FROM OUR OWN 12 YARD LINE?
388
00:29:03,509 --> 00:29:07,146
IF O'BRIEN TURNED AROUND
AND KICKED THE OTHER WAY, HE
COULDN'T MAKE A FIELD GOAL.
389
00:29:07,179 --> 00:29:10,749
IT'S A FIELD GOAL,
COACH.
390
00:29:12,318 --> 00:29:15,454
- YEAH, BUT WHA--
- [ Mule Snorts ]
391
00:29:16,789 --> 00:29:20,092
[ Crowd Laughs ]
392
00:29:20,126 --> 00:29:22,461
UH-OH. A LITTLE
CONFUSION DOWN THERE.
393
00:29:22,494 --> 00:29:25,164
THE MULE HAS ROMPED
ONTO THE FIELD.
394
00:29:27,466 --> 00:29:30,269
[ Whistle Blowing ]
395
00:29:30,302 --> 00:29:31,971
YOU'RE GONNA DO WHAT?
396
00:29:32,004 --> 00:29:35,741
MR. COOPER'S ORDERS.
SOMEONE THROWS ME
THE BALL, AND I HOLD IT.
397
00:29:35,774 --> 00:29:39,245
THEN GUS KICKS IT,
AND THEN WE SCORE
A TOUCHDOWN.
398
00:29:39,278 --> 00:29:43,983
NOT A TOUCHDOWN,
YOU YUGOSLAVIAN MIDGET.
A FIELD GOAL. THREE POINTS?
399
00:29:44,016 --> 00:29:47,319
IF THEY'RE CRAZY ENOUGH
TO LET US GET AWAY WITH IT.
400
00:29:47,353 --> 00:29:50,156
NOW YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE TO GET THAT MULE
OFF THE FIELD, MR. COOPER,
401
00:29:50,189 --> 00:29:51,824
UNLESS YOU WANNA
FORFEIT THE GAME.
402
00:29:51,858 --> 00:29:54,426
OH, NO, WE DON'T WANT
TO FORFEIT THE GAME,
DO WE, MR. COOPER?
403
00:29:54,460 --> 00:29:57,163
WE'RE NOT
FORFEITING
ANYTHING.
404
00:29:57,196 --> 00:30:00,299
THE MULE
STAYS IN,
AND HE KICKS.
405
00:30:02,701 --> 00:30:04,871
THERE'S NO WAY
THEY'RE GONNA LET
THAT MULE KICK.
406
00:30:04,904 --> 00:30:09,208
THE REFEREE IS TALKING
TO SOMEONE ON THE
FIELD PHONE, PEPPER.
407
00:30:09,241 --> 00:30:13,012
JOHNNY, PLEASE, STICK WITH
THE MONEY, JOHN. WAS THE OLD
PEPPER POT EVER WRONG?
408
00:30:13,045 --> 00:30:16,782
TAKE IT FROM ME.
IF THE ATOMS THINK THEY'RE
GOING TO LET THAT MULE KICK,
409
00:30:16,815 --> 00:30:18,717
IT'S PIE IN THE SKY,
AND I NEVER LIE!
410
00:30:18,750 --> 00:30:20,686
HEH-HEH, THERE'S
JUST NO WAY!
411
00:30:20,719 --> 00:30:23,389
HOW 'BOUT THIS WAY--
THERE'S NO WAY!
412
00:30:23,422 --> 00:30:27,793
[ Public Address ] LADIES
AND GENTLEMEN, MAY I HAVE
YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE?
413
00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:29,695
I HAVE BEEN ASKED
TO READ A BULLETIN.
414
00:30:29,728 --> 00:30:32,831
ACCORDING TO
THE OFFICIAL RULES OF
THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE,
415
00:30:32,865 --> 00:30:34,666
RULE 5, SECTION 1,
416
00:30:34,700 --> 00:30:38,637
THE GAME IS TO BE
PLAYED BY TWO TEAMS
OF 11 PLAYERS EACH.
417
00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:40,406
THE RULE BOOK DOES NOT
DEFINE THE WORD "PLAYER."
418
00:30:40,439 --> 00:30:43,809
THEREFORE, A PLAYER
COULD BE A MAN, A WOMAN...
419
00:30:43,842 --> 00:30:46,378
OR ANYONE A TEAM CHOOSES
TO REPRESENT THEM ON THE FIELD.
420
00:30:46,412 --> 00:30:51,683
AND SO, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN, THE MULE "GUS"
WILL BE ALLOWED TO PLAY.
421
00:30:51,717 --> 00:30:56,855
AND AS YOU SAY, PEPPER,
"THERE'S NO WAY."
422
00:30:56,889 --> 00:30:58,925
[ Cheering ]
423
00:31:09,201 --> 00:31:12,371
[ Braying ]
424
00:31:12,404 --> 00:31:13,705
[ Grunting ]
OICH!
425
00:31:13,739 --> 00:31:15,307
[ Whistling ]
426
00:31:16,742 --> 00:31:18,677
[ Grunts ]
427
00:31:18,710 --> 00:31:21,580
[ Cheering ]
* [ Band Playing ]
428
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:38,264
HANK, THAT MULE
WAS A CHEAP TRICK.
429
00:31:38,297 --> 00:31:41,633
WHAT TRICK? YOU SHOVED
AN IMPOSSIBLE BET UP MY ARMPIT.
430
00:31:41,667 --> 00:31:44,570
- I STUCK YOU WITH A MULE.
- WELL, YOU'LL NEVER GET
AWAY WITH IT, HANK.
431
00:31:44,603 --> 00:31:47,739
YOU WOULDN'T LIKE TO MAKE
A LITTLE BET ON THAT, TOO,
WOULD YOU, CHARLIE?
432
00:31:51,643 --> 00:31:55,714
ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL EVENING
HERE IN ADAMS STADIUM
AND ANOTHER CAPACITY CROWD.
433
00:31:55,747 --> 00:31:58,717
THE FANS IN THESE PARTS
HAVE GONE BANANAS.
434
00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:01,253
FOUR WEEKS INTO THE SEASON,
AND WHO IS UNDEFEATED,
435
00:32:01,287 --> 00:32:03,755
AND WHO'S IN A TIE
FOR FIRST PLACE
IN THE WESTERN DIVISION?
436
00:32:03,789 --> 00:32:07,893
YES, SIR, OUR OWN
ASTOUNDING CALIFORNIA ATOMS.
437
00:32:07,926 --> 00:32:10,896
NOW LET'S GO
DOWN TO THE FIELD
FOR THE INTRODUCTIONS.
438
00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:14,133
[ Drumroll ]
AT 229, NUMBER 50,
439
00:32:14,166 --> 00:32:17,403
FRED STILLWELL.
440
00:32:17,436 --> 00:32:21,073
* [ Fanfare ]
AT 235, NUMBER 61,
441
00:32:21,107 --> 00:32:22,908
MARVIN SCHNALL.
442
00:32:22,941 --> 00:32:25,511
* [ Fanfare ]
AT 250, NUMBER 57,
443
00:32:25,544 --> 00:32:27,946
ROB CARGIL.
* [ Fanfare ]
444
00:32:27,980 --> 00:32:31,950
AND WEIGHING IN
AT 1,374 POUNDS,
445
00:32:31,984 --> 00:32:35,687
NUMBER DOUBLE ZERO,
GUS PETROVIC.
446
00:32:35,721 --> 00:32:39,125
* [ Fanfare ]
[ Crowd Cheering ]
447
00:32:39,158 --> 00:32:40,659
* [ Band Playing ]
448
00:32:40,692 --> 00:32:43,862
ALL RIGHT, MEN,
THIS IS ANOTHER
TOUGH ONE.
449
00:32:43,895 --> 00:32:46,698
I WANT YOU
TO GET OUT THERE
AND STICK IT RIGHT TO 'EM.
450
00:32:48,134 --> 00:32:51,537
THIS IS A 40-MAN TEAM,
AND I WANT A 40-MAN EFFORT.
451
00:32:51,570 --> 00:32:56,275
ARE YOU WITH ME?
[ Team ]
YEAH!
452
00:32:56,308 --> 00:32:58,877
[ Braying ]
453
00:33:03,715 --> 00:33:05,684
HERE COMES THE ATOMS'
THIRD-DOWN PLAY.
454
00:33:05,717 --> 00:33:08,620
ELLIS IS BACK TO PASS.
RECEIVERS ARE WELL-COVERED.
HE LOOKS, HE LOOKS--
455
00:33:08,654 --> 00:33:11,023
OH, HE'S SMOTHERED.
IT'S ANOTHER BIG LOSS,
456
00:33:11,057 --> 00:33:14,293
AND LISTEN TO THOSE
ATOMS FANS CHEER!
457
00:33:14,326 --> 00:33:16,695
NEVER HEARD A TEAM CHEERED
FOR LOSING GROUND BEFORE,
458
00:33:16,728 --> 00:33:19,065
BUT YOU'RE GOING
TO BE HEARING IT
ALL EVENING, FOLKS,
459
00:33:19,098 --> 00:33:24,636
'CAUSE WITH FOURTH AND 24
ON THEIR OWN NINE YARD LINE,
HERE COMES THE REASON.
460
00:33:24,670 --> 00:33:27,739
[ Drums Playing,
Crowd Cheering ]
GO GET 'EM, GUS!
461
00:33:33,912 --> 00:33:35,547
READY, GUS?
462
00:33:39,285 --> 00:33:41,387
OICH!
463
00:33:41,420 --> 00:33:43,522
[ Ball Whistling ]
464
00:33:45,957 --> 00:33:49,361
[ Cheering ]
* [ Band Playing ]
465
00:33:49,395 --> 00:33:51,697
*
466
00:33:54,100 --> 00:33:56,935
[ Debbie ]
THAT'S THE WAY
TO GO, ANDY!
467
00:34:05,611 --> 00:34:07,446
SAN FRANCISCO'S BALL,
GOOD FIELD POSITION.
468
00:34:07,479 --> 00:34:09,448
REMEMBER, TUCKER
LIKES TO THROW THE BALL.
469
00:34:11,049 --> 00:34:12,618
YES, HE'S BACK TO PASS.
IT LOOKS. LIKE A SCREEN
470
00:34:16,054 --> 00:34:18,023
AND CARGIL IS
OVER FAST TO COVER.
471
00:34:18,056 --> 00:34:19,725
[ Grunts ]
[ Whistle Blowing ]
472
00:34:21,460 --> 00:34:24,230
[ Crowd Booing ]
473
00:34:24,263 --> 00:34:27,799
KID. KID!
SAY SOMETHIN'.
474
00:34:29,768 --> 00:34:32,771
I DID IT
ALL FOR YOU, PAPA.
475
00:34:40,512 --> 00:34:42,681
* [ Drumbeat ]
476
00:34:44,850 --> 00:34:46,818
[ Brays ]
[ Crowd Cheers ]
477
00:34:46,852 --> 00:34:49,321
HERE COMES GUS
TROTTING OUT
ON THE FIELD ONCE AGAIN.
478
00:34:49,355 --> 00:34:52,824
THE QUESTION NOW IS,
WHO IS GOING
TO HOLD FOR HIM?
479
00:34:56,762 --> 00:34:59,131
I HAVE SEEN EVERYTHING.
480
00:34:59,165 --> 00:35:02,100
I'VE SEEN MANY PLAYERS
CARRIED OFF THE FIELD
ON STRETCHERS, FOLKS,
481
00:35:02,134 --> 00:35:04,703
BUT I'VE NEVER SEEN
ANYTHING LIKE THIS.
482
00:35:11,343 --> 00:35:13,279
[ Whistle
Blowing ]
483
00:35:16,648 --> 00:35:18,284
[ Whispers ]
OICH.
484
00:35:18,317 --> 00:35:21,553
[ Whistling ]
485
00:35:23,189 --> 00:35:24,623
* [ Band Playing ]
486
00:35:27,159 --> 00:35:28,627
[ Cheering ]
487
00:35:30,496 --> 00:35:33,999
CARGIL! CARGIL!
488
00:35:36,535 --> 00:35:38,837
CARGIL!
489
00:35:38,870 --> 00:35:41,673
YOU-- YOU'RE
TRYING TO RUIN ME.
490
00:35:41,707 --> 00:35:43,475
I SAW WHAT HAPPENED!
IT WAS A DELIBERATE HIT.
491
00:35:43,509 --> 00:35:45,677
MR. COOPER, I'M TELLIN' YA.
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
492
00:35:45,711 --> 00:35:49,047
THEN IT'S
A $1,000 ACCIDENT, BECAUSE
THAT'S WHAT IT'S COSTIN' YA.
493
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:52,318
ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS.
494
00:35:52,351 --> 00:35:54,320
AND A NEW SUIT!
495
00:35:55,854 --> 00:35:57,856
AND A BOX OF CIGARS!
496
00:36:03,429 --> 00:36:06,832
DON'T WORRY.
CAL, THEY'VE WON
FOUR IN A ROW.
497
00:36:06,865 --> 00:36:09,901
THEY'RE TIED
FOR FIRST PLACE!
RELAX, WILL YOU?
498
00:36:09,935 --> 00:36:13,539
WHAT CHANCE HAVE THEY GOT
TO GET TO THE SUPER BOWL
ANYWAY?
499
00:36:13,572 --> 00:36:17,309
[ Snorts ] WHAT CHANCE? WITH
THAT FOUR-LEGGED GEORGE BLANDA
KICKING FIELD GOALS,
500
00:36:17,343 --> 00:36:19,545
IT IS A DEFINITE POSSIBILITY!
501
00:36:19,578 --> 00:36:23,882
ALL RIGHT. SO WHAT
WE NEED IS AN EDGE.
502
00:36:23,915 --> 00:36:25,884
YOU GOT SOMETHIN'
IN MIND?
503
00:36:28,887 --> 00:36:31,257
I'LL WORK ON IT.
504
00:36:43,569 --> 00:36:48,073
SPINNER, CRANKCASE, I'VE
SPENT TEN YEARS OF MY LIFE
OBSERVING YOU TWO MEN.
505
00:36:48,106 --> 00:36:50,108
I'VE SEEN YOU
COME IN TOGETHER
AND GO OUT TOGETHER.
506
00:36:50,141 --> 00:36:53,779
I'VE SEEN YOU
COME BACK IN TOGETHER
AND GO BACK OUT TOGETHER,
507
00:36:53,812 --> 00:36:54,780
AND I'VE SEEN YOU
COME BACK IN--
508
00:36:54,813 --> 00:36:56,582
YEAH, YEAH, WARDEN.
WE KNOW.
509
00:36:56,615 --> 00:36:59,885
YOU SEEN US
COME IN TOGETHER, AND YOU
SEEN US GO BACK OUT TOGETHER.
510
00:36:59,918 --> 00:37:04,290
FOR THE LAST TIME!
WE'RE SPLITTIN' UP.
511
00:37:04,323 --> 00:37:06,525
WELL, I'M DELIGHTED.
512
00:37:06,558 --> 00:37:10,161
THEN I WISH YOU GENTLEMEN
BOTH A HAPPIER
AND HEALTHIER TOMORROW.
513
00:37:11,663 --> 00:37:14,400
THANK YOU, WARDEN.
GOOD LUCK.
514
00:37:25,844 --> 00:37:27,979
[ Car Passing ]
515
00:37:36,622 --> 00:37:38,357
[ Brakes Squeal ]
516
00:38:04,616 --> 00:38:08,687
SLAYKO, LESTER SLAYKO. SPORTS
COLUMNIST FOR UNITED PRESS
INTERNATIONAL, MR. LUKOM?
517
00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:11,289
WE THOUGHT
THERE'D BE A NICE, WARM
HUMAN INTEREST STORY...
518
00:38:11,323 --> 00:38:15,160
ABOUT THE RANCH WHERE
GUS THE MULE IS STAYING.
519
00:38:15,193 --> 00:38:19,431
AND OF COURSE ABOUT
THE MAN WHO BOARDS HIM.
[ Chuckles ]
520
00:38:19,465 --> 00:38:24,269
OH, GOOD, GOOD. WELL, NOW,
WOULD YOU MIND IF I ASKED YOU
A COUPLE OF QUESTIONS?
521
00:38:24,302 --> 00:38:29,207
OH, GOOD, GOOD.
NOW, I GATHER THAT GUS
SLEEPS IN A BARN. HMM?
522
00:38:29,240 --> 00:38:34,145
HIS OWN STALL?
WITH SECURITY,
I ASSUME?
523
00:38:34,179 --> 00:38:37,383
NO SECURITY AS YET.
UH-HUH.
524
00:38:37,416 --> 00:38:40,886
NOW, DO YOU DRIVE HIM
TO THE STADIUM
BEFORE THE GAME?
525
00:38:40,919 --> 00:38:44,723
GORDON HORSE VANS.
526
00:38:44,756 --> 00:38:46,892
UH-HUH.
527
00:38:51,997 --> 00:38:56,435
YEAH, NOW, TH-THAT'S,
UH, G-O-R-D-O-N?
528
00:38:57,903 --> 00:39:01,239
YEAH.
[ Whispers ]
CAPITAL G-O-R--
529
00:39:11,116 --> 00:39:15,253
WOW. THAT'S
THE FAMOUS MULE, HUH?
530
00:39:15,286 --> 00:39:16,822
WELL, I HEARD A LOT
ABOUT YA, ANDY--
531
00:39:16,855 --> 00:39:19,591
OH, NO, I'M ANDY.
THIS IS GUS.
532
00:39:19,625 --> 00:39:24,496
OH. YE-- YAH, WELL--
OH, WELL, PARDON ME. I'M NOT
TOO GOOD AT NAMES OR FACES.
533
00:39:24,530 --> 00:39:26,331
HAVE YOU
DRIVEN US BEFORE?
534
00:39:26,364 --> 00:39:29,701
NO, I JUST GOT OUT.
I MEAN, UH, TO THESE PARTS.
535
00:39:29,735 --> 00:39:31,937
YEAH. NO.
536
00:39:31,970 --> 00:39:35,106
WELL, Y-YOU DO KNOW
THE WAY TO THE STADIUM.
OH, SURE, SURE, SURE.
537
00:39:35,140 --> 00:39:37,943
I'LL GET YOU THERE
IN PLENTY OF TIME FOR THE GAME.
YEAH. I KNOW A SHORTCUT.
538
00:39:37,976 --> 00:39:41,212
IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT.
UH, WANNA LOAD HIM UP?
539
00:40:01,299 --> 00:40:03,569
CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT.
THAT SHORTCUT DISAPPEARED.
540
00:40:03,602 --> 00:40:06,738
PERHAPS IF WE TOOK
THE LONGCUT IT WOULDN'T
USE SO MUCH GASOLINE.
541
00:40:06,772 --> 00:40:08,940
OH, YOU'RE
A WORRIER, KID.
542
00:40:08,974 --> 00:40:12,811
BY GAME TIME, YOU AND I
WILL BE THERE WATCHIN'
THAT MULE IN ACTION.
543
00:40:24,790 --> 00:40:28,259
UH, MR. COOPER?
MR. LUKOM SAID THEY LEFT
ABOUT THREE HOURS AGO.
544
00:40:28,293 --> 00:40:30,729
BY DOG SLED?
WELL, MAYBE THEY GOT CAUGHT
IN A TRAFFIC JAM.
545
00:40:30,762 --> 00:40:34,800
JOE, THEY COULD HAVE
BEEN HERE THREE HOURS AGO
IF GUS HAD RIDDEN IN ON ANDY.
546
00:40:34,833 --> 00:40:37,636
YEAH, YOU WERE RIGHT
ABOUT THE GAS, BUT I WAS
RIGHT ABOUT THE MULE.
547
00:40:37,669 --> 00:40:40,606
IT'S GAME TIME, AND
WE'RE WATCHIN' HIM
IN ACTION.
548
00:40:43,308 --> 00:40:46,978
DID YA HEAR ABOUT WHAT
HAPPENED YESTERDAY, CHARLIE?
YEAH, HANK.
549
00:40:47,012 --> 00:40:50,816
IT'S A SHAME.
MULE MISSED THE
WHOLE GAME, HUH?
550
00:40:50,849 --> 00:40:54,953
YEAH. YEAH!
IT WAS THE DARNDEST THING!
551
00:40:54,986 --> 00:40:58,857
SEEMS LIKE SOMEBODY
SLIPPED IN A PHONY DRIVER.
552
00:40:58,890 --> 00:41:00,458
OH, HANK,
DELIBERATELY?
553
00:41:00,492 --> 00:41:03,762
NOW, AREN'T YOU EXAGGERATING
JUST A LITTLE BIT?
554
00:41:03,795 --> 00:41:07,699
MAYBE I AM, CHARLIE,
BUT I TELL YOU THIS:
555
00:41:07,733 --> 00:41:12,638
IF IT HAPPENS AGAIN,
WHOEVER DID IT IS GOING TO GET
HIS TAIL FULL OF BUCKSHOT.
556
00:41:13,839 --> 00:41:16,508
MEN, THIS IS A PROUD TEAM.
557
00:41:16,542 --> 00:41:19,377
THIS SEASON, WE'VE WON
FOUR TIMES TOGETHER.
558
00:41:19,410 --> 00:41:21,647
NOW, LAST WEEK,
WE WENT DOWN TOGETHER,
559
00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:25,450
BUT THE MARK OF A GREAT TEAM
IS WHETHER THEY CAN
COME BACK TOGETHER!
560
00:41:25,483 --> 00:41:28,353
[ Players ]
YEAH!
ALL RIGHT!
561
00:41:28,386 --> 00:41:30,488
NOW, FIRST PLACE
IS WAITIN' FOR US, MEN.
562
00:41:30,522 --> 00:41:33,491
SO THIS WEEK,
WE'RE GONNA GET OFF THE GROUND,
563
00:41:33,525 --> 00:41:36,361
AND WE'RE GONNA GO OUT THERE
AND WE'RE GONNA WIN TOGETHER!
564
00:41:36,394 --> 00:41:39,397
ARE YOU WITH ME?
[ Players Cheering ]
565
00:41:50,776 --> 00:41:53,545
[ Andy ]
OICH!
[ Whistling ]
566
00:41:53,579 --> 00:41:56,347
[ Crowd Cheers ]
[ Whistle Blowing ]
567
00:42:02,287 --> 00:42:05,023
[ Cheering, Noisemaker Blowing ]
568
00:42:09,761 --> 00:42:13,264
LET'S COUNT OUR BLESSINGS.
569
00:42:13,298 --> 00:42:17,402
IN A WORLD SAGGING UNDER THE
BURDEN OF WAR, ENERGY CRISIS,
570
00:42:17,435 --> 00:42:20,906
BIGOTRY, OVERPOPULATION,
CRIME AND INFLATION,
571
00:42:20,939 --> 00:42:24,743
IT'S A COMFORT
TO HAVE ANDY AND GUS.
572
00:42:24,776 --> 00:42:26,845
THE MULE IS A WINNER!
573
00:42:26,878 --> 00:42:29,380
[ Chattering, Toasting ]
HE'S SOMETHING WE NEED
IN OUR DAILY LIFE.
574
00:42:29,414 --> 00:42:34,519
IF HE HADN'T JUST HAPPENED,
WE WOULD HAVE HAD TO INVENT
HIM.
575
00:42:34,552 --> 00:42:37,288
[ Baby Crying ]
FOR MAN NEEDS HOPE...
576
00:42:37,322 --> 00:42:39,791
AND THE ASSURANCE
THAT SOMEHOW, SOME WAY,
577
00:42:39,825 --> 00:42:42,360
THINGS ARE GOING TO WORK OUT
FOR THE BETTER--
578
00:42:42,393 --> 00:42:45,597
THAT WE'RE ALL
GOING TO BE WINNERS!
579
00:42:45,631 --> 00:42:49,901
AND IT'S TAKEN A SIMPLE
MULE FROM YUGOSLAVIA...
580
00:42:49,935 --> 00:42:54,439
TO MAKE THIS
AMERICAN DREAM COME TRUE
FOR THE CALIFORNIA ATOMS,
581
00:42:54,472 --> 00:42:59,978
WHO ARE NOW TEN AND ONE
AND TIED FOR FIRST PLACE
IN THE WESTERN DIVISION.
582
00:43:00,011 --> 00:43:02,580
AND HOW WOULD YOU LIKE
TO MEET THE YOUNG MAN
WHO, WITH HIS MULE,
583
00:43:02,614 --> 00:43:06,217
HAS HELPED BRING
THE PEOPLES OF THESE
TWO GREAT COUNTRIES,
584
00:43:06,251 --> 00:43:09,120
AMERICA
AND YUGOSLAVIA, TOGETHER?
585
00:43:09,154 --> 00:43:12,624
OUR CANDIDATES FOR
GOODWILL AMBASSADORS
OF THE YEAR:
586
00:43:12,658 --> 00:43:15,961
GUS AND HIS CO-HERO,
ANDY PETROVIC.
[ Whinnies ]
587
00:43:15,994 --> 00:43:20,565
ANDY, YOU'VE
CAPTURED THE HEART
AND THE IMAGINATION...
588
00:43:20,598 --> 00:43:22,768
OF ALL AMERICA.
589
00:43:24,836 --> 00:43:27,272
I FEEL VERY PROUD.
590
00:43:27,305 --> 00:43:32,243
I WOULD LIKE TO THANK
MR. HANK COOPER AND EVERYONE
ELSE WHO HAS HELPED ME,
591
00:43:32,277 --> 00:43:36,347
AND MOST OF ALL,
I WOULD LIKE
TO THANK GUS.
592
00:43:36,381 --> 00:43:39,350
ANDY, WE HAVE
A SURPRISE FOR YOU.
593
00:43:39,384 --> 00:43:41,486
THROUGH THE MAGIC OF TELSTAR,
594
00:43:41,519 --> 00:43:45,323
WE ARE GOING TO TAKE YOU BACK
TO A SMALL FARM IN YUGOSLAVIA,
595
00:43:45,356 --> 00:43:49,160
WHERE A PROUD FAMILY IS WAITING
TO BE REUNITED WITH YOU.
596
00:43:49,194 --> 00:43:51,997
COME IN, YUGOSLAVIA!
597
00:43:52,030 --> 00:43:56,201
- ANDY!
- MAMA! PAPA!
598
00:43:56,234 --> 00:43:59,805
IT MUST MAKE YOU VERY PROUD
TO HAVE A SON WHO'S A HERO
LIKE ANDY, MR. PETROVIC.
599
00:44:02,407 --> 00:44:04,609
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
WHAT HERO?
600
00:44:04,642 --> 00:44:08,546
THE MULE KICKS,
AND ANDY HOLDS
THE BALL.
601
00:44:08,579 --> 00:44:10,648
A FINGER
IS A HERO?
602
00:44:10,682 --> 00:44:12,517
YOU WANT
TO SEE A HERO?
603
00:44:12,550 --> 00:44:15,286
I'LL SHOW YOU
A HERO. HAH!
604
00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:16,855
MY BROTHER, STJEPAN.
605
00:44:16,888 --> 00:44:21,359
THE GREATEST
SOCCER PLAYER
IN ALL OF EUROPE.
606
00:44:21,392 --> 00:44:25,230
FINE, BUT THIS IS
A SALUTE TO ANDY
AND-- AND GUS.
607
00:44:25,263 --> 00:44:29,067
GOOD. WHILE YOU'RE
SALUTING A FINGER,
608
00:44:29,100 --> 00:44:32,670
MAYBE ALSO YOU
SHOULD SALUTE
A HERO!
609
00:44:35,373 --> 00:44:37,843
[ Announcer ]
UH, WELL, THANK YOU FOR THE
VISIT, MR. AND MRS. PETROVIC.
610
00:44:39,911 --> 00:44:43,481
WHAT SOCCER IS
TO THE REST OF THE WORLD,
FOOTBALL IS TO AMERICA.
611
00:44:43,514 --> 00:44:49,721
AND WE CAN ALL PAY TRIBUTE
TO THESE NEWLY CROWNED AMERICAN
HEROES TOMORROW-- SUNDAY--
612
00:44:49,755 --> 00:44:52,924
NOW OFFICIALLY
CALLED "GUS DAY."
613
00:44:52,958 --> 00:44:57,729
AND AS WE CHEER FOR GUS
TOMORROW, WE'LL BE CHEERING...
614
00:44:57,763 --> 00:45:01,499
FOR THE MULE IN ALL OF US.
615
00:45:01,532 --> 00:45:04,402
A PRIVILEGE TO MEET YOU,
INSPECTOR HENDERSON.
616
00:45:04,435 --> 00:45:07,272
MAY I ASK THE REASON
FOR THE VISIT?
617
00:45:07,305 --> 00:45:10,608
JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE
YOUR BOYS ARE ON THEIR TOES,
THAT'S ALL.
618
00:45:10,641 --> 00:45:13,278
WE PEMBERTONS
ARE NEVER OFF THEM, SIR.
619
00:45:13,311 --> 00:45:15,513
WE HAVE GUS
SECURED IN HIS STABLE,
620
00:45:15,546 --> 00:45:18,683
ALL READY FOR
HIS BIG NIGHT TONIGHT.
621
00:45:18,716 --> 00:45:22,587
WELL, THEN, CAPTAIN, PERHAPS
YOU HAVE AN EXPLANATION
FOR THAT, HUH?
622
00:45:22,620 --> 00:45:24,422
HUH? HUH?
623
00:45:27,058 --> 00:45:29,795
[ Whistle Blowing ]
[ Captain ]
MEN!
624
00:45:53,985 --> 00:45:55,353
SHH!
625
00:46:09,167 --> 00:46:12,370
[ Screaming ]
626
00:46:17,675 --> 00:46:19,444
[ Whinnies ]
627
00:46:24,682 --> 00:46:28,353
DRINK UP, GUS.
TODAY'S YOUR DAY.
628
00:46:30,889 --> 00:46:36,694
* [ Band Playing ]
629
00:46:39,197 --> 00:46:45,136
WELCOME, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN, TO THE BIGGEST
CELEBRATION OF THE YEAR.
630
00:46:45,170 --> 00:46:49,174
IT LOOKS LIKE THE WHOLE CITY
HAS TURNED OUT TO HONOR
ITS FAVORITE TWO CITIZENS.
631
00:46:49,207 --> 00:46:53,845
I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING
LIKE IT. THIS STADIUM IS
ROCKING WITH GUS FANS!
632
00:46:53,879 --> 00:46:56,848
AND LET ME TELL YA.
THE SPIRIT IS CATCHING, FOLKS.
633
00:46:56,882 --> 00:47:00,185
AND I DO MEAN CATCHING.
634
00:47:00,218 --> 00:47:02,453
WELL, THERE ARE DIGNITARIES
FROM ALL OVER THE STATE.
635
00:47:02,487 --> 00:47:04,956
THEY'VE COME HERE
FOR THE PRE-GAME CEREMONY.
636
00:47:04,990 --> 00:47:08,826
LET'S SEE. THERE'S THE
HONORABLE MAYOR, TOM LANSING,
AND HIS LOVELY WIFE, LORETTA,
637
00:47:08,860 --> 00:47:13,231
AND REPRESENTATIVES
OF BOY AND GIRL SCOUTS...
638
00:47:15,934 --> 00:47:19,270
AND OUR OWN
BEAUTEOUS ATOMETTES.
639
00:47:20,171 --> 00:47:22,040
[ Crowd Cheering ]
640
00:47:22,073 --> 00:47:24,375
LET'S SEE. THAT ROAR
FROM THE CROWD CAN MEAN
ONLY ONE THING, FOLKS.
641
00:47:24,409 --> 00:47:29,014
* [ Fanfare ]
YES, HERE COMES ANDY AND GUS
IN THEIR PROUDEST MOMENT.
642
00:47:29,047 --> 00:47:31,416
[ Cheering ]
643
00:47:44,262 --> 00:47:45,763
[ Hiccups ]
644
00:47:56,607 --> 00:47:59,377
- [ Hiccups ]
- [ Crowd Laughing ]
645
00:48:01,779 --> 00:48:03,281
[ Hiccups ]
646
00:48:07,118 --> 00:48:09,287
[ Hiccups ]
647
00:48:13,458 --> 00:48:15,460
[ Hiccups ]
[ Crowd Laughing ]
648
00:48:17,095 --> 00:48:19,630
COME ON, GUS.
SHAPE UP.
649
00:48:26,004 --> 00:48:27,772
[ Grunting ]
650
00:48:33,144 --> 00:48:37,082
LET'S SEE. THE MAYOR
IS NOW STEPPING FORWARD
TO MAKE THE PRESENTATION.
651
00:48:41,319 --> 00:48:43,254
[ Mule Braying,
Mayor Shrieking ]
652
00:48:43,288 --> 00:48:46,891
WHOA! HELP!
SOMEONE, HELP!
653
00:48:46,924 --> 00:48:51,997
- GUS!
- WHA-- [ Gasping ]
HELP! GET ME UP, SOMEBODY!
654
00:48:52,030 --> 00:48:53,664
WHOA! WHOA!
WHOA!
655
00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:56,701
[ Screaming ]
656
00:49:02,974 --> 00:49:04,775
[ Laughing ]
657
00:49:04,809 --> 00:49:08,980
- GUS!
- STOP! STOP!
658
00:49:12,650 --> 00:49:13,451
WHOA!
659
00:49:13,484 --> 00:49:17,422
COME BACK, GUS!
660
00:49:17,455 --> 00:49:19,690
[ Screaming ]
661
00:49:33,671 --> 00:49:35,873
AAH!
662
00:49:46,384 --> 00:49:50,321
WELL, WE'RE SET TO GO, FOLKS.
THE EAGLES HAVE WON THE TOSS,
AND GUS WILL KICK OFF...
663
00:49:50,355 --> 00:49:54,359
AND IF GUS PLAYS WITH
HALF THE SPIRIT HE'S SHOWN
DURING THE PREGAME CEREMONIES,
664
00:49:54,392 --> 00:49:56,827
WATCH OUT, EAGLES!
665
00:49:56,861 --> 00:49:59,097
[ Drumroll ]
666
00:50:00,198 --> 00:50:01,932
OICH!
667
00:50:05,603 --> 00:50:08,739
- [ Pop ]
- [ Braying ]
668
00:50:13,578 --> 00:50:17,182
TSK. SHAME TO SEE YA DROP
TO SECOND PLACE, HANK.
669
00:50:17,215 --> 00:50:19,450
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MULE?
WAS HE SICK OR WHAT?
670
00:50:20,585 --> 00:50:23,488
YOU KNOW DARN WELL
WHAT HAPPENED.
671
00:50:23,521 --> 00:50:27,858
WE RAN HIS OATS
THROUGH A LAB AND MADE
AN INTERESTING DISCOVERY.
672
00:50:27,892 --> 00:50:29,894
HOW'D YA LIKE TO TRY
A FEW OF THOSE OATS,
CHARLIE?
673
00:50:29,927 --> 00:50:32,230
OR DON'T YA DRINK
BEFORE BREAKFAST?
674
00:50:32,263 --> 00:50:37,535
WELL, ALL I KNOW IS I'VE GOT
A FRIEND WHO HAS PROBLEMS,
675
00:50:37,568 --> 00:50:38,903
SO I CAME HERE
WITH AN OLIVE BRANCH.
676
00:50:40,471 --> 00:50:42,940
WHADDYA GOT ON IT,
ARSENIC?
677
00:50:42,973 --> 00:50:46,010
HANK, I'M MEETING
THE OTHER OFFERS
FOR THE TEAM--
678
00:50:46,043 --> 00:50:47,912
IF YOU SELL RIGHT NOW.
679
00:50:47,945 --> 00:50:50,915
YOUR OFFER COULDN'T HAVE
BEEN BETTER TIMED, CHARLIE.
680
00:50:50,948 --> 00:50:55,720
- NOW I KNOW YOU'RE SWEATIN'.
- HANK, YOU'RE PLAYING WITH
A COLD DECK.
681
00:50:55,753 --> 00:50:57,755
COME ON.
HOW ABOUT IT?
682
00:50:57,788 --> 00:51:01,459
SORRY, CHARLIE.
THERE'S AN OLD
YUGOSLAVIAN EXPRESSION.
683
00:51:01,492 --> 00:51:04,562
NEVER SWITCH MULES
IN THE MIDDLE
OF A SHAVE.
684
00:51:12,603 --> 00:51:16,907
WELL, THE ATOMS REALLY
SHOWED 'EM HOW IT'S DONE
HERE IN BUFFALO TODAY, FOLKS.
685
00:51:16,941 --> 00:51:19,744
IT WAS GUS 30, THE BILLS 27.
686
00:51:19,777 --> 00:51:24,549
THAT MOVES THE CALIFORNIA CLUB
INTO A FIRST-PLACE TIE WITH
THE RAMS, WHO LOST TODAY,
687
00:51:24,582 --> 00:51:27,285
AND IT SETS UP THE REALLY
BIG ONE FOR NEXT WEEK,
688
00:51:27,318 --> 00:51:30,888
WHEN THE ATOMS PLAY
THOSE SAME LOS ANGELES RAMS
FOR THE DIVISIONAL TITLE.
689
00:51:30,921 --> 00:51:33,791
INCIDENTALLY, FOR WIVES
AND SWEETHEARTS WHO WANT
TO MEET THE TEAM,
690
00:51:33,824 --> 00:51:37,462
THE ATOMS' PLANE WILL ARRIVE
AT 10:30 TONIGHT IN LOS ANGELES.
691
00:51:37,495 --> 00:51:39,497
[ Cheering ]
692
00:51:44,469 --> 00:51:47,505
[ Squealing ]
HOW ARE YOU?
693
00:52:12,163 --> 00:52:14,432
- OICH!
- [ Thudding, Groaning ]
694
00:52:14,465 --> 00:52:18,303
[ Whistling ]
695
00:52:18,336 --> 00:52:21,672
TWO THINGS HAPPENED
TO ROB CARGIL, THE ATOMS'
STAR LINEBACKER TODAY:
696
00:52:21,706 --> 00:52:25,376
HE WENT TO THE HOSPITAL, AND HE
WENT TO THE MICHIGAN MAMMOTHS.
697
00:52:25,410 --> 00:52:28,879
TOO LATE TO HELP 'EM MUCH
THIS YEAR, EVEN IF THEY
MAKE IT TO THE SUPER BOWL,
698
00:52:28,913 --> 00:52:30,981
UNLESS YOU MAKE TACKLES
FROM A WHEELCHAIR.
699
00:52:31,015 --> 00:52:34,519
THE RUMOR IS THAT ROB WAS
THE THIRD SIDE OF ONE OF THOSE
ETERNAL TRIANGLES,
700
00:52:34,552 --> 00:52:38,456
AND THERE'S BEEN
BAD BLOOD BETWEEN HIM
AND ANDY PETROVIC ALL SEASON.
701
00:52:38,489 --> 00:52:41,526
AS FOR ANDY,
HE HASN'T GOT A PROBLEM
IN THE WORLD THESE DAYS,
702
00:52:41,559 --> 00:52:46,030
AS HE AND GUS LEAD THE ATOMS
INTO THE DIVISIONAL
TITLE GAME THIS SUNDAY.
703
00:52:47,998 --> 00:52:50,034
YES, THIS IS HE
SPEAKING.
704
00:52:50,067 --> 00:52:53,238
[ Yiddish Accent ]
THIS IS MEMORIAL HOSPITAL,
MR. PETROVIC.
705
00:52:53,271 --> 00:52:57,242
YES?
I'VE BEEN INSTRUCTED TO CALL YOU
BY A MISS DEBBIE KOVACS.
706
00:52:57,275 --> 00:52:59,710
DEBBIE?
UH, WHAT'S HAPPENED
TO DEBBIE?
707
00:52:59,744 --> 00:53:04,014
WELL, THERE'S BEEN
AN ACCIDENT, BUT SHE'S
IN VERY GOOD HANDS.
708
00:53:04,048 --> 00:53:07,151
- UH, WHO IS THIS?
- I'M DR. ERNEST GOLDMAN.
709
00:53:07,184 --> 00:53:10,388
SEE, IT WAS
A TWO-CAR COLLISION.
WHAT A MESS!
710
00:53:10,421 --> 00:53:13,391
BUT YOU'RE NOT TO WORRY.
THOSE WERE HER VERY WORDS.
711
00:53:13,424 --> 00:53:17,728
SHE KNOWS YOU GOT A CRUCIAL GAME
TO PLAY TODAY, AND SHE WANTS
YOU SHOULDN'T MISS IT.
712
00:53:17,762 --> 00:53:20,398
UH, WHERE IS
MEMORIAL HOSPITAL?
713
00:53:20,431 --> 00:53:25,403
- OH, YOU'RE NOT TO COME
DOWN HERE, SIR.
- H-HOW DO I FIND THE HOSPITAL?
714
00:53:25,436 --> 00:53:28,172
YOU TAKE
THE SANTA ANA FREEWAY
TO THE ORANGE GROVE OFF-RAMP.
715
00:53:28,205 --> 00:53:31,642
TURN LEFT AT BEACH BOULEVARD
ABOUT FOUR MILES.
THEN TAKE A RIGHT.
716
00:53:33,644 --> 00:53:37,315
[ Paging Operator ]
DR. WYLIE. DR. WYLIE.
CALL SURGERY.
717
00:53:42,587 --> 00:53:45,022
MR. PETROVIC?
DR. GOLDMAN?
718
00:53:45,055 --> 00:53:49,294
- RIGHT THIS WAY, PLEASE.
- [ Paging Operator ]
DR. DANBRY. CALL X RAY.
719
00:53:50,561 --> 00:53:52,963
[ Clears Throat ]
720
00:53:58,303 --> 00:54:00,738
NOW IF YOU'LL NOTICE
RIGHT HERE, THE--
[ Laughs ]
721
00:54:00,771 --> 00:54:03,941
I COULDN'T EXPECT
A LAYMAN LIKE YOU
TO BE ABLE TO READ THIS,
722
00:54:03,974 --> 00:54:06,977
BUT, UH,
TO THE PRACTICED EYE,
IT'S QUITE OBVIOUS.
723
00:54:07,011 --> 00:54:11,316
NOW, YOU SEE THE PRESSURE
IN THE VENTRICULAR GLOBULE
IN THE TERTIARY GLAND?
724
00:54:11,349 --> 00:54:15,420
WELL, THAT'S CAUSING AN
OBSTRUCTION IN THE, UH,
LUMBAR COLUMBADO REGION.
725
00:54:15,453 --> 00:54:17,021
[ Andy ]
OHH.
726
00:54:24,495 --> 00:54:27,632
UH, AHEM,
ROOM'S READY, DOCTOR.
THANK YOU, DOCTOR.
727
00:54:27,665 --> 00:54:32,770
[ Paging Operator ]
DR. DELOO. DR. DELOO.
CALL INHALATION THERAPY.
728
00:54:32,803 --> 00:54:34,439
OH, WHERE'S DEBBIE?
SHE'S FINE.
729
00:54:34,472 --> 00:54:36,907
RIGHT NOW, SHE
NEEDS AN IMMEDIATE
BLOOD TRANSFUSION.
730
00:54:36,941 --> 00:54:39,243
WHAT TYPE BLOOD
YOU GOT?
UH, I-I'M NOT SURE.
731
00:54:39,276 --> 00:54:41,512
PERFECT. JUST
THE KIND SHE NEEDS.
HERE YOU ARE.
732
00:54:41,546 --> 00:54:43,648
CHANGE INTO THESE.
WAIT HERE.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
733
00:54:43,681 --> 00:54:47,017
- BUT, DR. GOLDMAN, I--
- I SAID I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
734
00:54:50,821 --> 00:54:54,091
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
HE ISN'T WITH YA?
WE JUST BROUGHT THE MULE.
735
00:54:54,124 --> 00:54:57,194
WE THOUGHT ANDY
WAS WITH YOU.
YOU THOUGHT?
736
00:54:57,227 --> 00:54:59,664
YOU THOUGHT?
I HIRED YOU GUYS
FOR MUSCLE.
737
00:54:59,697 --> 00:55:02,733
IF I WANTED SOMEBODY
TO THINK, I'D HAVE HIRED
THE SUPREME COURT!
738
00:55:07,872 --> 00:55:11,008
[ Knocking ]
739
00:55:11,041 --> 00:55:12,977
OH, HOW'S DEBBIE?
740
00:55:13,010 --> 00:55:15,179
I'VE BEEN WAITING HERE
FOR THE TRANSFUSION,
BUT NOBODY'S COME IN.
741
00:55:15,212 --> 00:55:17,815
PATIENCE, PATIENCE,
MY BOY. EVERYTHING'S
GOING ALONG PERFECTLY.
742
00:55:17,848 --> 00:55:21,852
SHE SENT YOU A MESSAGE.
SHE SAID, "EVERYTHING'S
GOING ALONG PERFECTLY.
743
00:55:21,886 --> 00:55:24,188
JUST KNOWING YOU'RE HERE
EASES THE PAIN."
744
00:55:24,221 --> 00:55:27,024
OH, IF ONLY I COULD SEE HER!
WILL YOU RELAX,
SONNY BOY?
745
00:55:27,057 --> 00:55:30,795
YOU'LL GET YOUR BLOOD ALL
BUBBLY, AND THAT WOULDN'T DO YOU
ANY GOOD FOR THE TRANSFUSION.
746
00:55:30,828 --> 00:55:35,332
WHERE ARE YOU TAKING THOSE?
WELL, I'M TAKING THESE
TO THE TRANSFUSION ROOM.
747
00:55:35,366 --> 00:55:37,368
YOU SEE, THE MINUTE
YOU'RE FINISHED, YOU JUST
SLIDE OFF THE TABLE,
748
00:55:37,402 --> 00:55:40,070
SLIP INTO THESE
AND YOU'RE ON YOUR WAY
TO THE GAME.
749
00:55:44,409 --> 00:55:47,645
YOU KEEP YOUR EYE ON
'IM WHILE I DUMP THESE.
750
00:55:47,678 --> 00:55:49,547
WHAT IF SOMEBODY
WANTS TO COME IN?
751
00:55:49,580 --> 00:55:53,518
TELL 'EM YA GOT AN
EXTREME CASE OF
DEMENTIA PRAECOX IN THERE.
752
00:55:53,551 --> 00:55:54,752
WHAT KIND OF PEACOCK?
753
00:55:54,785 --> 00:55:56,687
[ Sighs ]
YOU KNOW--
754
00:55:56,721 --> 00:55:59,023
OH, YOU MEAN
THE PEACOCK'S CUCKOO?
755
00:56:00,224 --> 00:56:02,660
[ Paging Operator ]
DR. GRAY. DR. GRAY--
756
00:56:02,693 --> 00:56:07,364
EXCUSE ME.
UH, MR. COOPER?
I JUST HEARD FROM ANDY.
757
00:56:07,398 --> 00:56:09,400
WHERE IS HE?
WELL, THERE'S BEEN
SOME KIND OF EMERGENCY.
758
00:56:09,434 --> 00:56:11,802
HE SAID HE'D BE HERE
AS SOON AS HE GIVES
DEBBIE A TRANSFUSION.
759
00:56:13,938 --> 00:56:16,907
DOES THAT GIRL LOOK LIKE
SHE NEEDS A TRANSFUSION?
760
00:56:16,941 --> 00:56:18,943
OH, UH, NO.
NO, NO, NOT AT ALL.
761
00:56:18,976 --> 00:56:21,512
YOU--
GREAT SHAPE!
762
00:56:21,546 --> 00:56:26,584
DR. TERUSSA. CALL RADIOLOGY.
UH, EXCUSE ME.
YOU CAN'T GO IN THERE.
763
00:56:26,617 --> 00:56:30,087
- PARDON ME.
- OH, NO. YOU SEE, WE HAVE
A DEMENTED PEACOCK IN THERE.
764
00:56:30,120 --> 00:56:32,523
- A WHAT?
- UH, UH, A, UH---
765
00:56:32,557 --> 00:56:36,927
WHAT ABOUT MY TRANSFUSION?
I HAVE TO HURRY. I'M PLAYING
A VERY IMPORTANT FOOTBALL GAME.
766
00:56:36,961 --> 00:56:40,097
FOOTBALL? OH, SURE, YEAH.
I'LL TELL YA WHAT. WHY DON'T WE
BRING THE GOALPOSTS HERE, GUS?
767
00:56:40,130 --> 00:56:44,735
OH, NO. NO, I-I'M NOT GUS.
I'M ANDY. YOU MUST BELIEVE ME.
WE DO.
768
00:56:44,769 --> 00:56:47,772
YEAH, WE DO. YEAH. SURE,
YOU CAN BE ANYBODY YOU WANT
HERE. MAN O' WAR, RIN TIN TIN.
769
00:56:47,805 --> 00:56:51,408
HOW ABOUT DUMBO,
THE FLYING ELEPHANT?
[ Whooshes, Laughs ]
770
00:56:51,442 --> 00:56:53,778
HASN'T GOT BOTH OARS
IN THE WATER.
771
00:56:53,811 --> 00:56:55,980
MM-HMM.
[ Paging Operator Continues ]
772
00:56:58,516 --> 00:57:01,719
IT'S FOURTH DOWN, MR. COOPER.
GUESS WE OUGHTA PUNT, HUH?
EXCUSE ME.
773
00:57:01,752 --> 00:57:04,589
I'VE CHECKED EVERY HOSPITAL
IN TOWN, MR. COOPER.
NO SIGN OF ANDY.
774
00:57:04,622 --> 00:57:06,624
WELL, WE'RE GOIN' FOR
THE FIELD GOAL, ANYWAY.
775
00:57:06,657 --> 00:57:09,627
O'BRIEN?
GET READY TO GO IN THERE
AND HOLD FOR GUS.
776
00:57:09,660 --> 00:57:13,330
STRETCHER BEARERS,
GET READY TO GO
IN THERE FOR O'BRIEN.
777
00:57:37,722 --> 00:57:40,625
[ Andy Yells ]
778
00:57:50,668 --> 00:57:53,037
[ Crankcase Yelling ]
779
00:57:55,540 --> 00:57:57,374
[ Muttering ]
780
00:58:00,545 --> 00:58:02,346
THEN THERE'S NO
DEBBIE KOVACS REGISTERED?
781
00:58:02,379 --> 00:58:04,549
NO, SIR. I'M SORRY.
THERE ISN'T.
782
00:58:17,261 --> 00:58:19,730
[ Coach Yelling ]
OKAY, GET IT!
783
00:58:19,764 --> 00:58:22,232
I'VE HEARD OF A ONE-MAN DOG,
BUT HOW COULD I WIND UP
WITH A ONE-MAN MULE?
784
00:58:22,266 --> 00:58:25,169
WELL, THERE'S STILL
A CHANCE, MR. COOPER.
THERE'S A WHOLE QUARTER LEFT.
785
00:58:25,202 --> 00:58:29,707
AH, DEBBIE, WE COULD HAVE TWO
WEEKS LEFT, BUT WITHOUT ANDY
HOLDING FOR GUS, WE'RE DEAD.
786
00:58:29,740 --> 00:58:32,509
[ Crowd Chattering, Yelling ]
787
00:58:35,746 --> 00:58:40,618
[ Woman On P.A. ]
DR. CARLISLE. DR. CARLISLE.
CALL 2411.
788
00:58:47,892 --> 00:58:50,494
[ Cat Meows ]
789
00:58:50,527 --> 00:58:52,597
SHHH.
790
00:59:12,449 --> 00:59:14,985
[ Cat Meows ]
791
00:59:29,433 --> 00:59:32,637
[ Cat Meowing,
Andy Grunting ]
792
00:59:34,471 --> 00:59:36,440
[ Spinner Yells ]
793
00:59:48,986 --> 00:59:51,622
[ Yelling ]
794
00:59:52,657 --> 00:59:54,625
[ Yelling ]
795
00:59:57,828 --> 01:00:02,599
OH, MY. WELL, FOLKS,
ANY DREAMS THE ATOMS HAD
OF GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL...
796
01:00:02,633 --> 01:00:05,803
HAVE VANISHED
ALONG WITH THEIR LITTLE
PLACEKICK HOLDER, ANDY.
797
01:00:05,836 --> 01:00:10,307
EIGHTEEN SECONDS TO GO.
ATOMS' BALL ON THEIR OWN 48.
798
01:00:10,340 --> 01:00:12,342
USUALLY AN AUTOMATIC
FIELD GOAL FOR GUS,
799
01:00:12,376 --> 01:00:16,313
BUT HE REFUSES TO KICK
FOR ANYBODY BUT ANDY.
800
01:00:19,049 --> 01:00:21,318
GUS IS OUT THERE,
MR. COOPER.
801
01:00:21,351 --> 01:00:24,254
THE QUESTION IS,
WHO ARE WE GONNA SEND
OUT THERE WITH HIM?
802
01:00:24,288 --> 01:00:28,793
[ Crowd Cheering ]
803
01:00:28,826 --> 01:00:31,528
* [ Drums ]
804
01:00:31,561 --> 01:00:34,364
[ Cheering Continues ]
805
01:00:38,803 --> 01:00:40,570
[ Whistle Blows ]
806
01:00:44,308 --> 01:00:46,176
[ Man ]
ALL RIGHT, BLOCK THAT KICK!
807
01:00:46,210 --> 01:00:49,346
[ Crowd Chanting ]
BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK
THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!
808
01:00:49,379 --> 01:00:52,649
OICH! PLEASE, GUS,FOR ANDY!
809
01:00:55,720 --> 01:00:59,656
[ Crowd Cheering ]
810
01:01:02,492 --> 01:01:05,129
- [ Blows Whistle ]
- [ Gunshot ]
811
01:01:05,162 --> 01:01:09,566
* [ Band Playing ]
812
01:01:09,599 --> 01:01:12,169
[ Crowd Cheering ]
813
01:01:22,913 --> 01:01:25,315
ANDY!
814
01:01:25,349 --> 01:01:27,051
MY PAPA WAS RIGHT.
815
01:01:27,084 --> 01:01:31,088
I'M SOME HERO WHEN-- WHEN
ANYBODY CAN TAKE MY PLACE.
816
01:01:39,196 --> 01:01:40,831
[ Snoring ]
817
01:01:40,865 --> 01:01:45,069
[ Man ]
WELL, IF THIS WERE
MY OLD AUNT HATTIE,
818
01:01:45,102 --> 01:01:48,105
I'D CALL IT THE VAPORS.
819
01:01:48,138 --> 01:01:52,743
I HAVE A FEELING IF ANDY
WALKED THROUGH THAT DOOR,
THE VAPORS WOULD DISAPPEAR.
820
01:01:52,777 --> 01:01:54,444
GUS IS PROBABLY MORE
WORRIED THAN ANY OF US.
821
01:01:54,478 --> 01:01:57,581
NOT ANY MORE WORRIED
THAN I AM.
822
01:01:57,614 --> 01:02:00,584
WHERE DOES A YUGOSLAVIAN KID
GO TO DROWN HIS SORROWS?
823
01:02:02,386 --> 01:02:04,822
I THINK I KNOW.
824
01:02:06,824 --> 01:02:10,795
[ Woman On P.A. ]
TWA FLIGHT 615 NOW DEPARTING.
825
01:02:12,797 --> 01:02:16,801
HEY, ANDY! CONGRATULATIONS.
I WAS AT THE GAME TODAY.
THAT WAS A GREAT WIN.
826
01:02:16,834 --> 01:02:19,103
YEAH, YOU'RE PUTTIN' US
RIGHT ON TOP, ANDY.
827
01:02:19,136 --> 01:02:20,237
ALL RIGHT, ANDY.
RIGHT UP THERE, HUH?
828
01:02:20,270 --> 01:02:22,472
ANDY, WHERE'S GUS?
829
01:02:22,506 --> 01:02:25,442
NEVER MIND.
CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?
I MEAN, FOR MY KID.
830
01:02:25,475 --> 01:02:28,946
WHAT KID? IT'S FOR YOU.
AND GET ONE FOR ME, TOO, HARV.
831
01:02:28,979 --> 01:02:31,949
ANDY, ARE YOU GOING
BACK TO NEW YORK?
NO, B-BACK TO YUGOSLAVIA.
832
01:02:31,982 --> 01:02:34,718
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE PLAY-OFFS
AND THE SUPER BOWL?
833
01:02:34,751 --> 01:02:36,921
GUS WILL DO VERY WELL
WITHOUT ME.
834
01:02:36,954 --> 01:02:40,090
[ Debbie ]
NO, HE WON'T.
835
01:02:40,124 --> 01:02:42,326
NOR WILL AN AWFUL LOT
OF OTHER PEOPLE.
836
01:02:46,864 --> 01:02:51,635
DEBBIE, I'M SORRY.
I DIDN'T PLAN FOR IT
TO HAPPEN THIS WAY.
837
01:02:51,668 --> 01:02:53,804
IT JUST HAPPENED.
I HAVE TO GO.
838
01:02:53,838 --> 01:02:57,574
OKAY. YOU HAVE TO GO,
BUT CAN'T WE JUST TALK
FOR A MINUTE?
839
01:02:57,607 --> 01:02:59,877
ALL RIGHT,
FOR JUST A MINUTE.
840
01:03:07,384 --> 01:03:11,788
ANDY--
DEBBIE, BEFORE YOU START, I KNOW
NOW THAT MY PAPA WAS RIGHT.
841
01:03:11,822 --> 01:03:15,926
YOUR PAPA? YOUR PAPA?
MY PAPA WAS RIGHT
ALL ALONG, DEBBIE.
842
01:03:15,960 --> 01:03:20,865
I WAS NEVER REALLY A PLAYER.
IF IT WEREN'T FOR GUS, I--
843
01:03:20,898 --> 01:03:22,266
ANDY, LISTEN TO ME.
844
01:03:22,299 --> 01:03:24,368
IT ISN'T YOUR PAPA.
IT'S YOU.
845
01:03:24,401 --> 01:03:26,670
YOU'VE GOTTA BE SOMETHING
IN YOUR OWN EYES...
846
01:03:26,703 --> 01:03:28,705
BEFORE YOU CAN BE ANYTHING
TO ANYBODY ELSE.
847
01:03:28,738 --> 01:03:32,943
SURE. IN THE MEANTIME,
MY BROTHER STJEPAN'S THE HERO.
848
01:03:32,977 --> 01:03:36,881
HERO? WHO CARES
IF YOU'RE A HERO OR NOT...
849
01:03:36,914 --> 01:03:39,316
IF YOU'RE NOT MAN ENOUGH
TO STAY HERE AND FIGHT...
850
01:03:39,349 --> 01:03:41,886
FOR SOMETHING OR SOMEBODY
YOU CARE ABOUT?
851
01:03:45,822 --> 01:03:48,025
OKAY, GO.
852
01:03:48,058 --> 01:03:50,194
GO AHEAD. RUN AWAY.
853
01:03:50,227 --> 01:03:54,698
YOU'RE JUST GOING TO PROVE
TO EVERYBODY THAT THAT ZERO
ON YOUR UNIFORM IS RIGHT.
854
01:03:57,101 --> 01:03:58,936
[ Sighs ]
855
01:04:04,909 --> 01:04:09,313
TO YUGOSLAVIA?
YOU TOLD HIM OFF?
COULDN'T YOU JUST STOP HIM?
856
01:04:09,346 --> 01:04:12,216
[ Andy ]
SHE DID, MR. COOPER.
HI, KID.
857
01:04:12,249 --> 01:04:15,252
THAT MULE IS NOTHIN'
WITHOUT HIM, DEBBIE.
NOTHIN'!
858
01:04:15,285 --> 01:04:17,421
ONCE HE'S
ON THAT PLANE--
859
01:04:20,424 --> 01:04:22,559
WHERE YOU BEEN, HUH?
WELL, I--
860
01:04:22,592 --> 01:04:25,062
NEVER MIND WHERE YOU BEEN.
I'LL TELL YOU WHERE YOU'RE
GONNA BE FROM NOW ON!
861
01:04:25,095 --> 01:04:29,566
ANYWHERE YOU SAY, MR. COOPER.
I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT
I'M SORRY FOR ALL THE TROUBLE.
862
01:04:29,599 --> 01:04:32,769
UH-HUH.
I WANT TO APOLOGIZE TO YOU
AND-AND TO DEBBIE--
863
01:04:32,802 --> 01:04:34,538
OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
864
01:04:34,571 --> 01:04:37,274
YOU JUST WIN THE PLAY-OFFS
AND THE SUPER BOWL,
AND ALL IS FORGIVEN.
865
01:04:37,307 --> 01:04:40,244
RIGHT NOW, YOU AND GUS
ARE GOING INTO HIDIN'.
IT'S ALL ARRANGED.
866
01:04:40,277 --> 01:04:43,680
YES, SIR. WHATEVER YOU SAY.
BUT RIGHT NOW,
I'VE GOTTA SEE DEBBIE.
867
01:04:43,713 --> 01:04:46,183
NAW, NAW, NAW, NAW, NAW.
NOTHING DOING.
868
01:04:46,216 --> 01:04:48,919
NOBODY'S GOIN' NEAR YOU
TILL AFTER THE SUPER BOWL.
869
01:04:48,953 --> 01:04:51,388
N-NOT EVEN DEBBIE?
870
01:04:51,421 --> 01:04:53,390
NOT EVEN NOBODY.
871
01:04:54,891 --> 01:04:58,428
[ Cheering ]
872
01:05:03,100 --> 01:05:05,635
YEAH, WELL, MIAMI WAS TOUGH.
IT WAS REAL TOUGH,
873
01:05:05,669 --> 01:05:08,638
BUT I, I HAD A GUT FEELING
THAT WE'D TAKE 'EM IF WE JUST,
874
01:05:08,672 --> 01:05:12,109
YOU KNOW, RAN RIGHT INTO THEIR
STRENGTH AND, AND PASSED
RIGHT INTO THAT ZONE...
875
01:05:12,142 --> 01:05:14,044
AND SWEPT RIGHT
AROUND THOSE ENDS.
876
01:05:14,078 --> 01:05:17,114
UH, HOW ABOUT
THE 14 FIELD GOALS BY GUS?
877
01:05:17,147 --> 01:05:19,149
OH, YEAH, WELL,
THEY HELPED TOO.
878
01:05:19,183 --> 01:05:21,718
[ Laughter ]
WELL, THANK YOU,
COACH VENNER.
879
01:05:21,751 --> 01:05:24,321
AND GOOD LUCK
IN THE SUPERBOWL,
ALL YOU ATOMS.
880
01:05:24,354 --> 01:05:27,924
[ Players Cheering ]
881
01:05:27,958 --> 01:05:30,794
[ Cooper ]
GOOD GAME. WAY TO GO.
NICE GAME.
882
01:05:30,827 --> 01:05:32,729
REALLY GOOD.
THAT'S THE WAY TO DO IT,
ISN'T IT? HUH?
883
01:05:32,762 --> 01:05:35,299
GOOD GAME, FELLAS.
KEEP IT UP, GUYS.
KEEP IT UP.
884
01:05:35,332 --> 01:05:37,834
HEY, HANK, YOU'RE
LOOKIN' LIKE A WINNER.
GENTLEMEN--
885
01:05:37,867 --> 01:05:40,104
CONGRATULATIONS.
LOOKIN' LIKE A WINNER.
886
01:05:40,137 --> 01:05:42,639
WELL, WE'LL KNOW IN TWO WEEKS,
WON'T WE, CHARLIE?
OH, COME ON.
887
01:05:42,672 --> 01:05:46,243
WITH GUS AND ANDY IN THERE,
HEH, THE MAMMOTHS
DON'T STAND A CHANCE.
888
01:05:46,276 --> 01:05:49,746
BY THE WAY, WHERE IS ANDY?
I'D LIKE TO CONGRATULATE
HIM TOO.
889
01:05:49,779 --> 01:05:53,850
OH, I'M SURE YOU WOULD,
BUT YOU'D NEED A FAST CAR.
890
01:05:53,883 --> 01:05:56,920
CAR?
OR PLANE.
891
01:05:56,953 --> 01:05:59,156
MAYBE EVEN A BOAT.
892
01:05:59,189 --> 01:06:03,593
[ Laughs ]
HANK, I JUST WANT
TO CONGRATULATE HIM.
893
01:06:03,627 --> 01:06:08,832
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
I'LL ARRANGE A SPECIAL
INTERVIEW WITH HIM...
894
01:06:08,865 --> 01:06:10,967
RIGHT AFTER WE WIN
THE SUPER BOWL.
895
01:06:11,001 --> 01:06:13,370
[ Laughs ]
896
01:06:16,006 --> 01:06:18,042
[ Nervous Chuckle ]
897
01:06:19,909 --> 01:06:22,012
[ Debbie On Speaker ]
ANDY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
898
01:06:22,046 --> 01:06:24,681
[ Andy On Speaker ]
NO. IT IS MY HEART.
899
01:06:24,714 --> 01:06:27,951
YOUR HEART?
YES. IT IS
VERY LONELY.
900
01:06:27,984 --> 01:06:33,523
MINE TOO. ANDY...
I REALLY MISS YOU.
901
01:06:33,557 --> 01:06:38,995
ME TOO.
YOU WOULD LOVE IT HERE.
902
01:06:39,029 --> 01:06:43,333
WHEN YOU CLIMB
TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN,
YOU CAN SEE THE OCEAN.
903
01:06:43,367 --> 01:06:46,370
[ Debbie ]
OH, IT SOUNDS BEAUTIFUL.
904
01:06:46,403 --> 01:06:48,705
UH-HUH.
905
01:06:48,738 --> 01:06:52,876
CAN SEE THE OCEAN?
CAN SEE THE--
906
01:06:52,909 --> 01:06:55,479
WAIT A MINUTE. SURE!
907
01:06:55,512 --> 01:06:58,715
HANK COOPER'S GOT A CABIN
IN THE MALIBU MOUNTAINS IN L.A.
908
01:06:58,748 --> 01:07:03,187
[ Laughing ]
NOW, CAL, IF I WAS
A BETTING MAN--
909
01:07:26,410 --> 01:07:30,114
[ Horn Honks ]
910
01:07:30,147 --> 01:07:32,116
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
911
01:07:34,118 --> 01:07:38,288
OH, I AM JUST SO SORRY
THAT MY BOYS AREN'T HERE
TO HELP ME.
912
01:07:38,322 --> 01:07:40,624
YOU SEE, I WAS TRYING
TO TURN THE BUS AROUND,
AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED.
913
01:07:40,657 --> 01:07:42,592
COULD YOU LEND ME
A HAND, PLEASE?
914
01:07:42,626 --> 01:07:45,462
WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
I THINK--
GUS CAN HELP. HE'S STRONG.
915
01:07:45,495 --> 01:07:48,098
NOT ON YOUR LIFE.
ANYTHING HAPPENS TO HIM,
IT'LL BE MY LIFE.
916
01:07:48,132 --> 01:07:52,936
BACK ON OUR FARM
WHEN WAGON IS STUCK,
WE USE A LEVER.
917
01:07:52,969 --> 01:07:55,139
I'LL SHOW YOU.
[ Sighs ]
918
01:07:55,172 --> 01:07:58,108
WELL, WE MIGHT AS WELL.
WE CAN'T GET BY YOU ANYWAY.
919
01:08:02,312 --> 01:08:04,448
[ Trailer Door Opening ]
920
01:08:04,481 --> 01:08:09,253
EXCUSE ME, GUS.
WE'LL BE ON OUR WAY
IN JUST A MINUTE.
921
01:08:09,286 --> 01:08:11,121
[ Mule Neighs ]
922
01:08:15,459 --> 01:08:17,727
OKAY.
923
01:08:17,761 --> 01:08:21,097
[ Bus Engine Starts ]
924
01:08:21,131 --> 01:08:24,968
NO, YOU'RE NOT LOOKIN'
AT A MIRROR, GUS. THAT'S JUST
THE WORLD'S GREATEST PAINT JOB.
925
01:08:25,001 --> 01:08:29,639
NOW, WE'RE GONNA PLAY
A LITTLE MUSICAL MULE,
SO COME ON, OUT YOU GO.
926
01:08:29,673 --> 01:08:34,144
IT'S JUST THE TWO OF US,
AND WE'D LIKE TWIN
DOUBLE BEDS, PLEASE.
927
01:08:34,178 --> 01:08:37,581
YES, SIR.
ROOM 319.
928
01:08:37,614 --> 01:08:41,117
THANK YOU.
OOPSY-DAISY!
929
01:08:41,151 --> 01:08:44,020
- WELL, WHAT'S THE MATTER?
- IT'S MY CONTACT LENSES.
930
01:08:44,053 --> 01:08:47,824
THEY'RE ALWAYS DROPPING OUT, AND
THEY BOUNCE ALL OVER THE PLACE.
931
01:08:47,857 --> 01:08:51,761
[ Chuckles ]
WELL, LET ME HELP.
I'VE GOT 20/20 VISION.
932
01:08:51,795 --> 01:08:53,863
VERY KIND OF YOU.
933
01:08:55,031 --> 01:08:57,434
[ Lilting ]
NOW, YOU HAVE
TO BE CAREFUL.
934
01:08:57,467 --> 01:09:00,036
YEAH.
TRY OVER THERE.
935
01:09:14,651 --> 01:09:16,786
FOUND IT.
HUH?
936
01:09:16,820 --> 01:09:18,955
WHERE?
I DON'T SEE IT.
937
01:09:18,988 --> 01:09:23,227
OH, YOU OUGHTA
HAVE YOUR EYES CHECKED.
YOU NEED THESE WORSE THAN I DO.
938
01:09:26,863 --> 01:09:29,032
YOU'VE BEEN VERY HELPFUL.
939
01:09:33,102 --> 01:09:35,071
PRESS THREE.
940
01:09:57,227 --> 01:09:59,229
[ Gasping ]
941
01:09:59,263 --> 01:10:01,197
[ Screaming ]
942
01:10:04,468 --> 01:10:06,903
YOU KNOW,
THIS IS CRAZY, SPINNER.
943
01:10:06,936 --> 01:10:09,406
WE SHOULDN'T HAVE BROUGHT,
UH, YOU-KNOW-WHO HERE.
944
01:10:09,439 --> 01:10:11,775
WE SHOULD HAVE GONE
RIGHT TO MEXICO.
945
01:10:11,808 --> 01:10:15,912
WITH THE MOST FAMOUS MULE
IN THE COUNTRY? NOW, SUPPOSE
THE COPS WOULD'VE CAUGHT US?
946
01:10:15,945 --> 01:10:18,515
YEAH, MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.
947
01:10:18,548 --> 01:10:22,252
HEY, I WONDER IF THAT
COOPER AND COMPANY FOUND OUT
THEY GOT THE WRONG MULE YET.
948
01:10:22,286 --> 01:10:26,089
WELL, HOW WOULD I KNOW?
THE WHOLE THING WENT OFF
WITHOUT A HITCH.
949
01:10:26,122 --> 01:10:29,225
NOW, WILL YOU
GET SOME SLEEP?
[ Groans ]
950
01:10:29,259 --> 01:10:33,129
TOMORROW, RIGHT AFTER THE GAME,
WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE.
951
01:10:41,170 --> 01:10:43,807
[ Gus Grunting ]
952
01:10:43,840 --> 01:10:46,276
IS THAT YOU, SPINNER?
953
01:10:46,310 --> 01:10:48,812
[ Spinner ]
WHAT?
954
01:10:48,845 --> 01:10:51,415
SOMEBODY JUST CRAWLED
IN BED WITH ME.
955
01:10:51,448 --> 01:10:53,950
[ Sighs ]
956
01:10:55,585 --> 01:10:59,456
WELL, I GUESS
HE HAD TO SLEEP SOMEWHERE.
YEAH, BUT WHY WITH ME?
957
01:10:59,489 --> 01:11:03,126
WELL, HOW SHOULD I KNOW?
MAYBE YOU REMIND HIM
OF HIS MOTHER.
958
01:11:03,159 --> 01:11:04,828
NOW GO TO SLEEP.
959
01:11:09,198 --> 01:11:11,234
HMM.
960
01:11:11,267 --> 01:11:13,102
[ Neighs ]
HEY!
961
01:11:15,472 --> 01:11:18,007
[ Neighs, Groans ]
962
01:11:27,717 --> 01:11:31,321
[ Gus Snoring ]
NIGHT.
963
01:11:31,355 --> 01:11:34,190
[ Snoring Continues ]
964
01:11:36,893 --> 01:11:37,994
HOW'D HE SLEEP LAST NIGHT?
965
01:11:38,027 --> 01:11:40,330
NEVER BETTER, MR. COOPER.
966
01:11:40,364 --> 01:11:45,301
BUT YOU KNOW SOMETHING?
HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S PUT ON
A FEW POUNDS, ALMOST OVERNIGHT.
967
01:11:45,335 --> 01:11:48,271
WELL, AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED,
HE CAN LOOK LIKE A WHALE...
968
01:11:48,304 --> 01:11:51,274
AS LONG AS HE DOESN'T GO
OUT THERE AND KICK LIKE ONE.
969
01:11:51,307 --> 01:11:53,843
[ Players Chattering ]
970
01:11:53,877 --> 01:11:56,913
[ Mule Neighs ]
971
01:12:00,884 --> 01:12:03,186
WANNA ORDER
OF TWO GLASSES
OF ORANGE JUICE,
972
01:12:03,219 --> 01:12:06,723
TWO ORDERS OF TOAST--
ONE WHOLE WHEAT, ONE RYE--
973
01:12:06,756 --> 01:12:09,693
AN ORDER OF SCRAMBLED
EGGS AND BACON,
974
01:12:09,726 --> 01:12:12,462
AN ORDER OF, UH,
EGGS OVER WITH SAUSAGE.
975
01:12:12,496 --> 01:12:15,331
OH, UH,
YOU GOT ANY OATMEAL?
976
01:12:15,365 --> 01:12:18,201
WELL, SEND UP A BUCKET.
977
01:12:18,234 --> 01:12:20,904
RAW.
978
01:12:20,937 --> 01:12:24,140
SAME TO YOU.
979
01:12:24,173 --> 01:12:26,543
YES, SIR.
HERE WE ARE, FOLKS.
THE OLD PEPPER POT,
980
01:12:26,576 --> 01:12:28,978
PEPPER ALLAN AND
HIS FAVORITE SIDEKICK,
JOHNNY UNITAS.
981
01:12:29,012 --> 01:12:32,716
WE'RE HERE
IN THE CITY OF THE ANGELS
ON A RAINY SUPER BOWL SUNDAY.
982
01:12:32,749 --> 01:12:34,551
GAME AFTER GAME,
WEEK AFTER WEEK,
983
01:12:34,584 --> 01:12:37,521
THE STRUGGLE,
THE ANGUISH, THE HEARTBREAK
OF THE WHOLE SEASON...
984
01:12:37,554 --> 01:12:39,523
HAS UNFOLDED
BEFORE YOUR EYES.
985
01:12:39,556 --> 01:12:42,592
AND I'VE BROUGHT YOU
SOME GREAT ONES, HAVEN'T I?
YOU BET I HAVE.
986
01:12:42,626 --> 01:12:46,062
I'VE GIVEN YOU
THE HIGHLIGHTS, THE INSIGHTS
AND EVEN THE HINDSIGHTS,
987
01:12:46,095 --> 01:12:50,333
BUT THE STORY OF THE YEAR
HAS GOT TO BE THIS AMAZING
CALIFORNIA ATOMS TEAM...
988
01:12:50,366 --> 01:12:52,669
AND THEIR MIRACLE
MULE, GUS.
989
01:12:52,702 --> 01:12:56,406
THEY'VE GONE FROM
THE BOTTOM OF THE PILE
TO WINNERS BY A MILE.
990
01:12:56,440 --> 01:12:59,409
AND NOW WHAT
ARE THEY GONNA DO TO THOSE
MICHIGAN MAMMOTHS, JOHNNY?
991
01:12:59,443 --> 01:13:01,545
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT
THEY'RE GONNA DO.
992
01:13:01,578 --> 01:13:03,112
AS SURE AS THERE'S
CLOUDS IN THE SKY
AND RAIN IN YOUR EYE,
993
01:13:03,146 --> 01:13:06,750
IT'S MONEY IN THE BANK
FOR THE ATOMS.
994
01:13:06,783 --> 01:13:09,352
THEY MAY BE SHORT-CHANGED
TODAY, PEPPER.
THE SUN'S COMING OUT.
995
01:13:09,385 --> 01:13:13,122
WELL, SUN OR NO SUN, FOLKS,
A MUDDY FIELD MEANS
TURNOVER TIME,
996
01:13:13,156 --> 01:13:15,525
AND LET ME TELL YOU
WHAT TURNOVER MEANS
TO THOSE ATOMS.
997
01:13:15,559 --> 01:13:17,761
THEY'VE LIVED BY
THE TURNOVER ALL YEAR LONG,
998
01:13:17,794 --> 01:13:21,965
AND THE QUESTION IS,
WILL THEY LIVE OR DIE
BY THE TURNOVER TODAY?
999
01:13:21,998 --> 01:13:23,433
WHILE YOU'RE WORKING
ON THE ANSWER, PEPPER,
1000
01:13:23,467 --> 01:13:25,368
WE'VE GOT SOME GUESTS
FROM OVERSEAS IN THE BOOTH,
1001
01:13:25,401 --> 01:13:27,370
AND WE'D BETTER INTRODUCE THEM
BEFORE THEIR VISAS RUN OUT.
1002
01:13:27,403 --> 01:13:30,574
YOU BET WE HAVE, JOHNNY.
FLOWN IN ALL THE WAY
FROM YUGOSLAVIA--
1003
01:13:30,607 --> 01:13:35,111
AT NO SMALL EXPENSE
TO OUR NETWORK--
MAMA AND PAPA PETROVIC.
1004
01:13:35,144 --> 01:13:38,615
IT MUST BE A THRILL FOR YOU
TO BE HERE THIS AFTERNOON
TO SEE YOUR SON ANDY PERFORM.
1005
01:13:38,648 --> 01:13:41,284
ANDY GOOD BOY.
GOOD FARMER.
1006
01:13:41,317 --> 01:13:44,220
GOATS AND PIGS
NOT THE SAME SINCE HE LEFT.
1007
01:13:44,253 --> 01:13:46,456
MR. PETROVIC,
THERE MAY BE PANIC
IN THE PIG PEN,
1008
01:13:46,490 --> 01:13:48,825
BUT WE'RE TALKIN' ABOUT
A GREAT AMERICAN HERO.
1009
01:13:48,858 --> 01:13:51,127
OH, THE FINGER, YEAH.
1010
01:13:51,160 --> 01:13:53,630
PAPA, MAYBE ANDY IS A HERO.
1011
01:13:53,663 --> 01:13:58,401
A MAN WHO HOLDS THE BALL
FOR A MULE TO KICK?
WE'LL SEE.
1012
01:13:58,434 --> 01:14:01,070
WE'LL ALL SEE.
YES, INDEED, FOLKS,
'CAUSE HERE THEY COME.
1013
01:14:01,104 --> 01:14:04,808
BOTH TEAMS OUT
ON THE RAIN-SOAKED FIELD,
AND THE DREAM GAME...
1014
01:14:04,841 --> 01:14:08,512
THAT 100 MILLION FANATIC FANS
HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR
IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN...
1015
01:14:08,545 --> 01:14:11,314
AND OLD PEPPER
IS GONNA BRING IT TO YA
RIGHT INTO YOUR LIVING ROOM.
1016
01:14:11,347 --> 01:14:14,317
AND HERE'S
A LITTLE SCOOP FOR YOU
RIGHT FROM THE PEPPER POT.
1017
01:14:14,350 --> 01:14:16,986
ROB CARGIL,
THE EX-ATOM MEAT GRINDER,
1018
01:14:17,020 --> 01:14:18,988
IS SUITED UP AND SITTING
ON THE MICHIGAN BENCH,
1019
01:14:19,022 --> 01:14:21,190
SPLINTS AND ALL,
READY IF NEEDED.
1020
01:14:21,224 --> 01:14:26,195
LET ME TELL YA, FOLKS,
RIGHT NOW HE'S THE MEANEST
MACHINE YOU'VE EVER SEEN.
1021
01:14:26,229 --> 01:14:29,132
[ Laughing ]
1022
01:14:31,868 --> 01:14:34,504
- WELL, HERE COMES THE KICKOFF.
- [ Whistle Blows ]
1023
01:14:34,538 --> 01:14:38,474
- ARE YOU READY, GUS?
- [ Mule Braying ]
1024
01:14:38,508 --> 01:14:40,644
OICH!
1025
01:14:42,045 --> 01:14:44,881
[ Crowd Groaning ]
1026
01:14:44,914 --> 01:14:48,317
WHAT HAPPENED?
HUH?
1027
01:14:49,919 --> 01:14:52,856
GUS, WHAT'S THE MATTER?
1028
01:14:52,889 --> 01:14:55,825
[ Crowd Booing ]
1029
01:14:55,859 --> 01:14:59,729
GUS? ARE YOU GUS?
1030
01:14:59,763 --> 01:15:02,732
YOU'RE NOT GUS!
1031
01:15:02,766 --> 01:15:06,536
[ Braying ]
HEY, THAT MULE'S GONE APE.
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH HIM?
1032
01:15:06,570 --> 01:15:08,404
WHATEVER IT IS, STAY AWAY
FROM HIS HIND LEGS...
1033
01:15:08,437 --> 01:15:11,040
UNLESS YOU WANNA WIND UP
LOOKIN' LIKE THAT TV SET.
1034
01:15:11,074 --> 01:15:13,910
[ Braying Continues ]
1035
01:15:17,547 --> 01:15:19,415
[ Mutters ]
HEY!
1036
01:15:23,419 --> 01:15:28,091
WHAT'S GOIN' ON OUT THERE?
WHERE'D THAT WHITE SPOT
COME FROM?
1037
01:15:28,124 --> 01:15:30,594
SOMETHING MUST'VE
RUBBED OFF, MR. COOPER.
1038
01:15:30,627 --> 01:15:33,396
YOU KNOW,
I GOT A SISTER-IN-LAW
WHO HAD A NOSE JOB.
1039
01:15:33,429 --> 01:15:36,833
MAYBE WE'VE GOT A--
A MULE WITH A PAINT JOB.
[ Chuckles ]
1040
01:15:36,866 --> 01:15:38,868
NO, JUST KIDDING.
1041
01:15:38,902 --> 01:15:41,437
THAT'S NOT EVEN GUS,
YOU NINCOMPOOP!
1042
01:15:46,976 --> 01:15:50,313
[ Car Horns Honking ]
1043
01:15:54,784 --> 01:15:56,720
HEY!
1044
01:15:56,753 --> 01:16:00,223
IT'S A FRAUD!
THE OLD SHELL GAME, FOLKS.
1045
01:16:00,256 --> 01:16:04,260
HANK COOPER AND
THE MISSING MULE HAVE MADE
JACKASSES OF ALL OF YOU.
1046
01:16:04,293 --> 01:16:07,430
I TRIED TO TELL YOU.
DIDN'T I, JOHNNY?
YOU BET I DID.
1047
01:16:07,463 --> 01:16:09,432
THE BUBBLE
HAD TO BURST SOMETIME,
1048
01:16:09,465 --> 01:16:11,868
AND THE BUBBLE BURST
RIGHT IN THE FIRST HALF.
1049
01:16:11,901 --> 01:16:14,904
SO FAR, THIS SUPER BOWL
HAS BEEN A LAUGHER
FOR THE MAMMOTHS,
1050
01:16:14,938 --> 01:16:17,641
BUT I DON'T SEEM
TO HEAR ANY LAUGHIN',
DO YOU, JOHNNY?
1051
01:16:17,674 --> 01:16:20,610
NO, I DON'T EITHER.
ESPECIALLY FROM THE ATOMS.
1052
01:16:20,644 --> 01:16:23,713
'CAUSE TAKE IT FROM US,
FOLKS, THERE'S NO MORE GUS.
1053
01:16:23,747 --> 01:16:26,616
MR. COOPER,
THEY'VE SPOTTED GUS.
WHERE IS HE?
1054
01:16:26,650 --> 01:16:29,452
SOMEWHERE NEAR TOPANGA CANYON,
BUT THEY LOST HIM.
LET'S GO, KID.
1055
01:16:29,485 --> 01:16:31,487
BUT WHERE?
HOW DO I KNOW?
WE'RE GONNA FIND HIM,
1056
01:16:31,520 --> 01:16:33,623
AND IF WE DON'T,
NOBODY BETTER FIND
THE TWO OF US.
1057
01:16:42,832 --> 01:16:45,001
SEE ANYTHING,
MR. COOPER?
1058
01:16:45,034 --> 01:16:48,104
SAME THING YOU DO, KID.
NOTHING.
1059
01:16:48,137 --> 01:16:50,674
THAT HALF-TIME
MUST BE ALMOST OVER.
1060
01:17:14,898 --> 01:17:18,134
UH, EXCUSE ME.
[ Mutters ]
1061
01:17:51,534 --> 01:17:54,971
[ Panting ]
LISTEN, NO MULE
IS GONNA OUTSMART US.
1062
01:17:55,004 --> 01:17:58,041
YEAH? WELL, HE'S DOING
A PRETTY GOOD JOB SO FAR.
1063
01:17:58,074 --> 01:18:00,209
THIS PLACE IS AS GOOD
AS ANY CORRAL.
1064
01:18:00,243 --> 01:18:02,678
NOW, YOU ROUND HIM UP,
AND I'LL LASSO HIM.
YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THAT?
1065
01:18:02,712 --> 01:18:05,248
OH, YEAH, YEAH.
I USED TO BE A BUS BOY
ON A DUDE RANCH.
1066
01:18:27,270 --> 01:18:29,205
I GOT HIM!
1067
01:18:29,238 --> 01:18:32,608
[ Gus Braying ]
1068
01:19:13,149 --> 01:19:15,151
[ Exhales ]
1069
01:19:49,986 --> 01:19:53,857
SPINNER! I GOT HIM!
I GOT HIM!
1070
01:19:59,195 --> 01:20:00,964
HI.
1071
01:20:03,699 --> 01:20:05,801
[ Groans ]
1072
01:20:05,835 --> 01:20:08,704
OH... OH.
1073
01:20:18,047 --> 01:20:21,484
HELLO.
[ Gasps ]
1074
01:20:21,517 --> 01:20:24,753
AM I IN YOUR WAY?
[ Yells ]
1075
01:20:28,992 --> 01:20:31,694
WHOOAAHH!
1076
01:20:44,107 --> 01:20:48,244
[ Braying ]
1077
01:21:30,786 --> 01:21:32,755
[ Crankcase Grunts ]
1078
01:21:34,557 --> 01:21:37,927
I GOT HIM.
OH. I GOT HIM.
1079
01:21:37,961 --> 01:21:40,529
WHOA. WHOA.
1080
01:21:40,563 --> 01:21:42,331
WHOA THERE.
WHOA. WHOA.
1081
01:21:44,300 --> 01:21:46,669
STEADY NOW, GUS.
HOLD IT. WHOA.
1082
01:21:52,341 --> 01:21:56,079
[ Both Grunting ]
1083
01:21:56,112 --> 01:21:58,914
[ Muttering ]
LET GO OF ME!
1084
01:21:58,948 --> 01:22:02,952
OHHH!
1085
01:22:02,986 --> 01:22:04,453
[ Gus Braying ]
1086
01:22:09,292 --> 01:22:10,559
WHO WAS THAT?
1087
01:22:10,593 --> 01:22:12,895
OH, YES.
WE PACKAGE IT
ALL OURSELVES.
1088
01:22:12,928 --> 01:22:16,299
THAT'S HOW WE BUILT
OUR REPUTATION FOR HAVING
THE FRESHEST MEAT IN TOWN.
1089
01:22:16,332 --> 01:22:19,302
HEY! HEY!
1090
01:22:19,335 --> 01:22:20,836
FRESHEST MEAT!
1091
01:22:23,672 --> 01:22:25,774
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT.
1092
01:22:25,808 --> 01:22:28,444
LOOK, CRANKCASE,
YOU GO HAVE A LOOK
OVER THERE, HUH?
1093
01:22:28,477 --> 01:22:29,945
YEAH.
HEY.
1094
01:22:29,979 --> 01:22:32,515
HUH?
AND TRY AND BE
A LITTLE MORE DISCREET.
1095
01:22:35,318 --> 01:22:38,887
[ Women Screaming ]
1096
01:22:49,032 --> 01:22:51,000
GET HIM! GET HIM!
1097
01:22:54,003 --> 01:22:55,071
OHHH.
1098
01:22:58,641 --> 01:23:01,877
OHHH! HELP!
AAAH! WHOA!
1099
01:23:03,579 --> 01:23:06,649
- OHHH.
- HEY, MOM, LOOK AT THAT!
1100
01:23:11,387 --> 01:23:12,855
[ Grunts ]
1101
01:23:15,591 --> 01:23:19,528
- [ Grunts ]
- [ Laughing ]
1102
01:23:19,562 --> 01:23:21,197
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IN THERE, HUH?
1103
01:23:21,230 --> 01:23:23,066
[ Grunts ]
1104
01:23:31,707 --> 01:23:34,743
HEY, DON'T--
DON'T DO THAT!
1105
01:23:34,777 --> 01:23:36,779
[ Braying ]
1106
01:23:38,547 --> 01:23:41,417
[ Groans ]
[ Woman Screams ]
1107
01:23:43,852 --> 01:23:47,090
[ Grunting ]
1108
01:23:50,426 --> 01:23:51,960
[ Laughing ]
1109
01:24:06,041 --> 01:24:09,112
[ Groaning ]
1110
01:24:09,145 --> 01:24:10,579
[ Laughing ]
1111
01:24:10,613 --> 01:24:13,916
ALL RIGHT,
QUIT FOOLIN' AROUND.
HUH?
1112
01:24:13,949 --> 01:24:16,119
STAY CLOSE.
1113
01:24:22,158 --> 01:24:24,793
WHICH--
1114
01:24:25,828 --> 01:24:28,531
[ Groaning,
Bones Cracking ]
1115
01:24:28,564 --> 01:24:31,100
WHICH WAY DID HE GO?
1116
01:24:31,134 --> 01:24:35,271
I DON'T KNOW, BUT
I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING. I'D
SETTLE FOR GOIN' BACK TO JAIL.
1117
01:24:35,304 --> 01:24:39,142
NOT WITH 25 G's AT STAKE.
1118
01:24:39,175 --> 01:24:42,778
NOW, YOU GO OVER THERE.
I'M GOIN' UP HERE
FOR A BETTER LOOK.
1119
01:24:43,812 --> 01:24:46,449
OH, WAIT A MINUTE.
HERE.
1120
01:24:46,482 --> 01:24:50,486
GET ME A BOTTLE OF ASPIRIN.
I GOT AN AWFUL HEADACHE.
1121
01:25:16,111 --> 01:25:17,646
[ Yells ]
1122
01:25:19,148 --> 01:25:22,818
[ Screaming ]
1123
01:25:25,554 --> 01:25:28,524
AAAAAH! NO!
1124
01:25:30,359 --> 01:25:33,696
[ Braying ]
1125
01:25:33,729 --> 01:25:37,666
[ Shoppers Laughing ]
[ Screaming ]
1126
01:25:41,637 --> 01:25:43,206
[ Screaming ]
1127
01:25:56,252 --> 01:25:59,688
WHOA.
1128
01:25:59,722 --> 01:26:02,057
WHOA, GUS. WHOA.
WHOA. WHOA. WH--
1129
01:26:02,090 --> 01:26:05,127
WHOA. WHOA!
1130
01:26:05,160 --> 01:26:08,631
OH.
1131
01:26:08,664 --> 01:26:11,367
SPINNER, I GOT HIM!
1132
01:26:11,400 --> 01:26:13,236
TSK. REALLY!
1133
01:26:14,570 --> 01:26:17,139
[ Crankcase Screaming ]
1134
01:26:17,172 --> 01:26:23,145
[ Screaming, Muttering ]
OH, MY GOODNESS!
I'M A MESS!
1135
01:26:23,178 --> 01:26:25,381
[ Gus Braying ]
1136
01:26:25,414 --> 01:26:27,216
[ Shouting, Muttering
Continues ]
1137
01:26:32,020 --> 01:26:34,557
[ Woman ]
GIVE HIM ROOM!
GET OUT OF THE WAY!
1138
01:26:34,590 --> 01:26:37,125
GIVE HIM SOME ROOM!
SOMEBODY STOP HIM! NO!
1139
01:26:40,796 --> 01:26:44,600
SORRY, MR. COOPER.
THERE'S NO SIGN OF HIM AT ALL.
1140
01:26:44,633 --> 01:26:47,703
AND IT'S ONE HOUR
TILL DOOMSDAY.
1141
01:26:47,736 --> 01:26:49,872
NOT YET!
LOOK DOWN THERE!
IT'S GUS!
1142
01:26:54,943 --> 01:26:58,080
ANOTHER
OF PEPPER'S PREDICTIONS
WAS RIGHT AGAIN, FOLKS.
1143
01:26:58,113 --> 01:27:01,049
SAFE AND SOUND,
GUS HAS BEEN FOUND!
1144
01:27:01,083 --> 01:27:04,553
AND THE MULE-NAPPERS
ARE ON THEIR WAY
TO THE ROCK PILE.
1145
01:27:04,587 --> 01:27:07,055
AH, BUT BEFORE YOU START
CHEERIN' FOR THE ATOMS,
1146
01:27:07,089 --> 01:27:11,527
REMEMBER IT'S A LONG WAY
FROM TOPANGA CANYON
TO THE COLISEUM.
1147
01:27:11,560 --> 01:27:15,698
AND THERE IS NO WAY--
NO WAY THEY CAN GET HIM
HERE ON TIME.
1148
01:27:15,731 --> 01:27:17,700
UH, PEPPER,
THERE'S ONE WAY.
1149
01:27:17,733 --> 01:27:20,769
JOHNNY, THERE IS NO WAY.
1150
01:27:22,771 --> 01:27:26,809
UNLESS-- UNLESS THEY
BRING HIM IN BY HELICOPTER,
1151
01:27:26,842 --> 01:27:29,244
AND IF THEY LISTEN
TO THE OLD PEPPER POT,
1152
01:27:29,278 --> 01:27:31,747
THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT THEY'LL DO.
1153
01:27:35,318 --> 01:27:39,422
[ Crowd, Players Cheering ]
1154
01:27:43,326 --> 01:27:45,160
[ Cheering Continues ]
1155
01:28:28,537 --> 01:28:30,138
OICH!
1156
01:28:45,688 --> 01:28:46,822
OICH!
1157
01:28:46,855 --> 01:28:48,991
[ Whistle Blows ]
1158
01:28:57,032 --> 01:28:59,435
[ Whistle Blows ]
1159
01:29:05,273 --> 01:29:07,643
[ Whistle Blows ]
1160
01:29:07,676 --> 01:29:11,179
UNBELIEVABLE!
INCONCEIVABLE!
1161
01:29:11,213 --> 01:29:12,981
[ Voice Breaking ]
WHAT A COMEBACK, FOLKS!
1162
01:29:13,015 --> 01:29:15,518
FIVE CONSECUTIVE
FIELD GOALS!
1163
01:29:15,551 --> 01:29:18,987
THE ATOMS HAVE BEEN
STICKIN' AND THE MULE
HAS BEEN KICKIN'.
1164
01:29:19,021 --> 01:29:22,057
AND WITH TWO MINUTES
TO PLAY, DON'T GO AWAY!
1165
01:29:22,090 --> 01:29:24,527
[ Voice Failing ]
THE OLD PEPPER POT...
1166
01:29:24,560 --> 01:29:27,396
WOULDN'T MISS BRINGIN' THIS
TO YOU FOR A-- FOR--
1167
01:29:27,430 --> 01:29:30,399
WELL, AT LAST,
IT'S NICE TO COME INTO
YOUR LIVIN' ROOM, EVERYBODY.
1168
01:29:30,433 --> 01:29:32,668
IF YOU THINK YOU'VE SEEN
A MIRACLE ON THE FIELD,
1169
01:29:32,701 --> 01:29:35,003
WE'VE BEEN TREATED
TO AN EVEN BIGGER ONE
HERE IN THE BOOTH.
1170
01:29:35,037 --> 01:29:37,906
THE OLD PEPPER HEAD'S
GROUND TO A HALT.
[ Gasps ]
1171
01:29:37,940 --> 01:29:39,942
BUT I THINK I KNOW
WHAT HE'D LIKE TO SAY.
1172
01:29:39,975 --> 01:29:42,044
WEEK AFTER WEEK,
GAME AFTER GAME,
1173
01:29:42,077 --> 01:29:44,379
PLAY AFTER PLAY,
HAVE I EVER BEEN WRONG?
[ Gasping ]
1174
01:29:44,413 --> 01:29:48,417
AND NOW, WITH ALL MY INSIGHT,
HINDSIGHT AND FORESIGHT,
LET ME TELL YOU, MOTHER,
1175
01:29:48,451 --> 01:29:51,420
THIS IS THE GREATEST
COMEBACK IN THE HISTORY
OF AMERICAN SPORTS.
1176
01:29:51,454 --> 01:29:54,056
WIN OR LOSE, THE ATOMS
HAVE MADE IT A GAME.
1177
01:29:54,089 --> 01:29:56,459
AND I TOLD YOU ALL ALONG,
AND I'M TELLING YOU AGAIN,
1178
01:29:56,492 --> 01:29:59,027
THE MULE IS THE TEAM
AND THE TEAM'S ON THE BEAM.
1179
01:29:59,061 --> 01:30:02,097
YES, SIRREE.
AND HOW HAVE THE ATOMS
BEEN DOING IT, FOLKS?
1180
01:30:02,130 --> 01:30:04,867
NO MUSS, NO FUSS,
JUST GUS.
1181
01:30:04,900 --> 01:30:07,770
RIGHT, PEPPER?
RIGHT.
[ Squealing ]
1182
01:30:07,803 --> 01:30:10,939
THERE! FIVE THREE!
1183
01:30:10,973 --> 01:30:14,577
ONE, TWENTY-NINE,
AND... HUT!
1184
01:30:14,610 --> 01:30:17,980
[ Grunting ]
1185
01:30:18,013 --> 01:30:20,382
[ Whistle Blowing ]
1186
01:30:20,415 --> 01:30:22,718
[ Crowd Cheering ]
1187
01:30:22,751 --> 01:30:26,388
WELL, IT LOOKS AS IF
YOU'VE WON YOURSELF
A BALL TEAM, CHARLIE.
1188
01:30:26,421 --> 01:30:31,126
AND THE FIRST THING YOU'RE
GONNA DO IS TO GET THAT MULE'S
HOOFPRINT ON A CONTRACT.
1189
01:30:31,159 --> 01:30:33,796
BETTER WORK ON OUR
GOAL LINE DEFENSE.
PRESCOTT.
1190
01:30:33,829 --> 01:30:37,399
WITH TEN SECONDS LEFT,
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE IF THEY
WIN BY ONE OR A HUNDRED?
1191
01:30:37,432 --> 01:30:42,471
WELL, LOSING BY ONE POINT
ISN'T BAD AT ALL, MR. COOPER.
IT'S SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF.
1192
01:30:42,505 --> 01:30:47,876
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
I'VE LOST THE TEAM.
1193
01:30:49,377 --> 01:30:52,014
WELL, IT'S SOMETHING
FOR THE NEXT OWNER
TO BE PROUD OF.
1194
01:30:54,483 --> 01:30:58,020
ANDY, YOU AND GUS
HAVE COME SO CLOSE,
I'M SURE YOUR PAPA REALIZES.
1195
01:30:58,053 --> 01:31:02,491
HE MUST BE PROUD OF YOU.
IT ISN'T PAPA
I'M WORRIED ABOUT.
1196
01:31:02,525 --> 01:31:06,361
TO HIM I'LL ALWAYS BE
A HALF A HERO.
IT'S MR. COOPER.
1197
01:31:06,394 --> 01:31:10,499
[ Whistle Blowing ]
I'M SORRY WE COULDN'T
WIN IT FOR HIM.
1198
01:31:14,336 --> 01:31:17,039
WELL, HERE THEY GO,
MR. COOPER.
1199
01:31:17,072 --> 01:31:19,842
OH, GOOD IDEA.
I CAN'T WATCH EITHER.
1200
01:31:19,875 --> 01:31:22,177
I'M PRAYING.
1201
01:31:22,210 --> 01:31:26,048
OH. WELL, IF YOU'RE
PRAYING FOR RAIN, WE'VE HAD
PLENTY OF THAT ALREADY.
1202
01:31:26,081 --> 01:31:28,183
I'M PRAYING FOR A--
1203
01:31:29,752 --> 01:31:31,019
[ Coach Venner ]
FUMBLE!
1204
01:31:31,053 --> 01:31:33,522
[ Crowd Cheering ]
1205
01:31:37,660 --> 01:31:41,229
* [ Band Playing ]
1206
01:31:43,766 --> 01:31:47,469
IT'S A FUMBLE!
ANDY, YOU AND GUS GET OUT THERE
AND DO YOUR STUFF!
1207
01:31:47,502 --> 01:31:49,705
BUT WE HAVE TO KICK
FROM THE END ZONE,
MR. COOPER,
1208
01:31:49,738 --> 01:31:52,575
AND GUS ISN'T TOO ACCURATE
OVER A HUNDRED YARDS.
1209
01:31:52,608 --> 01:31:55,043
KID, KID, JUST RELAX.
1210
01:31:55,077 --> 01:31:57,880
BE CALM.
DON'T THINK ABOUT A THING.
1211
01:31:57,913 --> 01:32:02,084
FORGET THAT AN OLD MAN'S LIFE
OR DEATH DEPENDS UPON THIS KICK,
AND GET OUT THERE!
1212
01:32:03,518 --> 01:32:06,254
GO, ANDY!
GO, GUS!
[ Crowd Cheering ]
1213
01:32:09,892 --> 01:32:11,894
HOLY TOLEDO!
LOOK WHO'S COMIN' IN!
1214
01:32:11,927 --> 01:32:13,629
[ Clock Buzzing ]
1215
01:32:20,068 --> 01:32:23,572
WHILE YOU'RE DOWN THERE,
SAY A LITTLE PRAYER, RUNT,
'CAUSE WHEN THE BALL'S SNAPPED,
1216
01:32:23,606 --> 01:32:25,974
I'M TURNING THAT SPOT INTO
A YUGOSLAVIAN BURIAL GROUND.
1217
01:32:30,913 --> 01:32:35,083
WE'VE GONE THIS FAR, GUS.
NOW WE'RE GOING ALL THE WAY.
1218
01:32:35,117 --> 01:32:37,052
[ Neighs ]
1219
01:32:42,925 --> 01:32:45,160
[ Andy ]
OICH! GUS!
1220
01:32:47,830 --> 01:32:50,866
[ Gus Groans ]
1221
01:32:50,899 --> 01:32:52,668
[ Andy Screams ]
1222
01:32:58,506 --> 01:33:01,276
GO, ANDY!
1223
01:33:25,968 --> 01:33:28,136
[ Snorting ]
1224
01:33:33,676 --> 01:33:36,712
[ Cheering, Shouting ]
1225
01:33:55,130 --> 01:33:57,332
[ Crowd Groaning ]
1226
01:34:00,302 --> 01:34:01,737
HE FUMBLED.
OH, NO!
1227
01:34:11,379 --> 01:34:13,148
GET IT!
1228
01:34:19,922 --> 01:34:22,825
HE'S GOT IT!
1229
01:34:22,858 --> 01:34:24,159
GO, ANDY!
1230
01:34:28,496 --> 01:34:31,233
[ Cheering, Shouting
Continues ]
1231
01:34:54,089 --> 01:34:57,092
* [ Band Playing ]
1232
01:35:09,071 --> 01:35:11,539
[ Braying ]
1233
01:35:15,443 --> 01:35:18,747
YEA!
[ Cheering ]
1234
01:35:22,985 --> 01:35:27,122
[ Clock Buzzing ]
1235
01:35:46,641 --> 01:35:50,645
THIS IS MY BOY!
IS REAL HERO, HUH?
1236
01:36:20,508 --> 01:36:24,346
WELL, GUS, YOUR OTHER HALF
STOLE THE THUNDER,
1237
01:36:24,379 --> 01:36:26,314
BUT DON'T LET IT
GET YOU DOWN.
1238
01:36:26,348 --> 01:36:29,217
EVEN THE BEST OF THEM
SLIP ONCE IN A WHILE.
1239
01:36:33,355 --> 01:36:37,960
SLIP, GUS?
COME ON.
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