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Hello, Vintage Fashion Forum.
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I have an emergency on my hands.
Pun intended.
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Please help date these gloves, ASAP.
Pics attached.
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Those gloves are the bee's knees,
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the cat's pajamas,
and the duckling's waddle all in one!
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Def from 1950s.
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Watch the caps lock, Skirt_Russell.
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The pattern on the cuff means they're
from the '30s.
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To shop TimesAndTreasures, click here.
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As the moderator, I must remind you
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that this thread is only to talk about
our decline in sales.
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ItTakesAVintage, please start
a separate thread for your gloves,
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which are from the '40s
and are clearly Nazi gloves.
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Great find.
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Good eye, Gail,
and even better moderating.
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Thanks, Frederick.
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We have fun here.
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Can we please ban GIFs?
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They're more distracting
than they are cute.
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Plus, they trigger my epilepsy.
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Separate thread.
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As I was saying, we have all been hit
by a lull in sales the past few months.
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And I don't think it's a coincidence that
it started when you-know-who showed up.
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Spot on again, Gail.
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Nasty Girl has sullied the sanctity
of vintage fashion.
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Like slapping a butt patch
on a pair of gabardine slacks.
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BRB! Gonna see
if my hummingbirds came back.
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Made a homemade suet...
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First off, it's Nasty Gal.
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Second, this message board should be
called David Lynch's Elephant Man,
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because it's full of freaks
and sad as fuck.
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You all saw that post, right?
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It's gone now, but I saw it.
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Was that the Nasty Gal?
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She called us freaks.
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Even worse, she completely missed
the point of The Elephant Man.
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Everybody, stop.
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She's reading all these posts,
laughing her rear end off.
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We are not freaks.
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Let's not give her any ammunition
to make fun of us.
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No hummies, guys.
Hope my cat didn't eat them again.
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What'd I miss?
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Fine, fine, I deleted it.
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Do not engage.
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You do not come across fun online.
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It wasn't even my best burn.
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I got good ones.
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Ones so mean,
they make you cry with your mouth open.
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No! Let sleeping dogs lie.
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I never got that saying.
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If I come upon sleeping dogs,
I'm gonna wake them up.
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It's 2:00 p.m., dogs.
Why you sleeping so much?
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Oh, they are still talking shit about me.
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Skirt_Russell just Photoshopped my head
onto an ostrich's body.
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- What?
- Even their insults are weak.
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Basically, they're saying I'm long, lean,
have nice bone structure, run really fast.
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Lay the dopest eggs.
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I don't care.
I can't have these dick licks
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putting neggy vibes out there about me.
It affects my business.
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Oh! Sorry, vintage fashion nerds.
Get out your aloe vera
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'cause you about to get hit
with a third-degree burn!
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Sophia! Do not engage!
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The Internet is the most powerful force
in the universe.
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You're right.
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I won't engage.
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I'll just silently observe
until the hatred boils inside of me
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and gives me severe acid reflux
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and I can't enjoy
my favorite foods anymore.
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Hey! So, I took it upon myself
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to organize your inventory binders.
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Ooh! Nice.
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You make this place look cool as shit.
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Oh, stop.
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But keep going, and slowly,
'cause I like it.
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I'll finish the rest after my shift.
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We need something over here.
I'll know it when I see it.
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Get it, girl, money's no object.
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Hey, don't forget. Today's the last day
to ship that order to London.
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Yes.
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Solid reminder.
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Can you believe it? We inter-natch.
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We inter-natch for days.
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We inter-natch for datch!
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We inter-natch for datch, batch!
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- Love you, in case I die.
- Love you, in case I die.
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Yo, Annie! Jump in!
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No, thanks. I'm a responsible adult
on her way to work.
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The last thing I have time for is...
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this!
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Who wants to see some fly shit?
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Here's the fly shit. Here's the fly shit.
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Here's the fly shit. Here's the fly shit.
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Ooh! Yeah! Here it comes!
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Here it comes!
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Here it comes!
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Bye, Annie!
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Hey, Pilar.
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Question.
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Do you think I should take...
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urban dance classes?
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No one's gonna think you're racist
if you use the word "urban."
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But I can't say churro?
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That's different. In the context
you used it, it sounded very racist.
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- Receipt's in the bag.
- Thank you.
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So, I got the call.
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You got the Amazing Race?
Who's your partner?
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Don't take your busted mom.
She's just gonna drag you down.
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No, it's better than that.
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I got promoted.
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Pilar!
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Congratulations.
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- Can I help you with something?
- Moisturizers.
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Aisle one.
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- Walk with me.
- Where?!
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Here's the thing.
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I'm getting a new office over at 525,
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which is what us in corporate
call the place we work.
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- I don't even know what street it's on.
- Mm.
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And when I go,
I want you to take over my job.
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Be the new manager.
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Wait, for real? Me?
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Duh, you were born to manage people.
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And I'm sure as shit
not gonna promote Gina.
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Man, going on birth control did not have
the desired effect on her social life.
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Yesterday, I saw her alone in her car
eating an ear of corn.
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What?
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So, what do you say?
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Mm.
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Me as manager?
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Yeah, I think I can see it.
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I always wanted to be drunk on power.
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Hey, Gina! Unpack those new eyeliners
and spit that gum out of your mouth!
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I'm sorry.
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Oh, oh, God, no.
No, no. That felt terrible.
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But also kind of great.
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You'll get used to it.
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I mean, I personally
would have let the gum thing go.
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But you'll learn
what hills are worth dying on.
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Having met Sophia,
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I wouldn't be surprised if there's
shill bidding going on at Nasty Gal.
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"Shill bidding," for any newbs,
is when you have friends
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enter fake auction bids
to drive up the price on real bidders.
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"Newbs" is Internet slang for new people.
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The Internet is... Hee-hee, JK,
we have fun here.
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Gail, you met Nasty Gal?
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Catch up, Betsy.
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I met her a while ago.
There's a whole other thread about this.
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HTTP, colon, back slash, back slash,
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www.forums.VFforum,
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back slash threads, back slash 6834.
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Sorry, one sec.
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Wow, I just read the whole thing!
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Caps lock.
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So, get this. I just got back
from my ear, nose and throat specialist,
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and he said I have problems in all three.
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That's unfortunate,
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but what's most unfortunate
is that it's off-topic.
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Now, who out there has evidence
of Nasty Gal's shill bidding?
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Oh, no. Not cool.
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Forgive me, Father, for I must engage.
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Hi. Long-time lurker here.
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I just wanted to tell you how much light
and beauty you've brought into my life.
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You all sell with such integrity.
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As the moderator,
I must note this is off-topic.
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But thank you.
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This is the forum to discuss
Nasty Gal's ethics or lack thereof.
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If you have a civilized way to bash her,
lock and load!
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Nasty Gal.
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I feel like I need to scrub
my browser history
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every time I visit her site.
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LOL. LOL.
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LOL. LOL.
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LOL. LOL.
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But I don't think she's shill bidding.
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I was once the only bid
on a Nasty Gal top,
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and I got it for a very low price, $69.
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Sixty-nine? That's very fair.
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Yes, 69 is fair for both parties.
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Agreed.
Both parties were completely satisfied.
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With all due respect,
this is your first time on this forum
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and you're immediately defending
the enemy. It seems suspicious.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I thought you were a group
of like-minded individuals
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who might embrace someone
with a wallflower lifestyle.
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I just have a hard time connecting
with people.
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I spent all morning
practicing my hello to the mailman,
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but when he came by, he was just so fast.
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Just threw the Valpak in there and ran.
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Silver lining:
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if anyone's looking to install
an above-ground pool,
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I have a 20-percent-off coupon.
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- If you're not gonna use it...
- If we're being honest,
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I bought a pencil skirt from Nasty Gal
at a reasonable price.
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Maybe we've been too hard on her?
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Maybe.
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I wouldn't wanna be a part
of an Internet witch hunt.
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Right, Sharon?!
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Me, neither.
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Shouldn't this be a safe space
to talk about our passions?
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AnnieGreenGables,
welcome to the forum for 'em.
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9-11 was an inside job!
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- Troll!
- Mods!
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Nerds. Uggos. Pwned!
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Banned him.
Let's continue our civilized discussion.
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I mean, it's possible that Building 7
was a controlled demolition.
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No. Locking the thread.
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- Hey, you wanna go eat?
- Totally. I'm starving.
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Hey, Gina, you wanna come to lunch?
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Is it far?
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It is, but I'll grab you some Sun Chips.
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If they don't have Harvest Cheddar,
I'm not interested.
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Okay.
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Sucks they only had original.
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Hey, can we stop at Walgreens
on the way back? Gina really needs a win.
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Sure. She's your problem now.
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Yeah, I don't know. I've been thinking.
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I'm not sure about being manager.
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It's a big commitment.
A lot more hours, more responsibility.
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Since when have you been afraid of work?
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Don't you want a shot at an actual career?
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Ah, maybe someday.
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If I have a career before I get married,
then I become unmarriable.
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You don't actually think that.
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No.
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I'm just afraid that if I become manager,
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it'll force me
to give up working at Nasty Gal.
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Your friend's eBay store?
What do you even do there?
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A lot. I organize the whole office,
I do makeup on all her shoots,
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I basically run the PR Department.
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It's fun,
and I get to work with my best friend.
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I don't wanna give that up.
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If that's the case,
why not work at Nasty Gal full-time?
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'Cause it's not even,
like, a real job yet.
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Sophia doesn't even pay me.
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I mean, she totally could.
I've never asked her.
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- I should ask her.
- Yeah, you should.
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Then again, a career in makeup
has always been my dream.
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I just don't know what to do.
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This is your Sliding Doors moment.
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You know, I never saw that movie.
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I bought a ticket and then didn't go.
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I always wondered
where my life would be if I'd seen it.
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Well, just... think about
what makes you happy.
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Then you'll know what to do.
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00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:10,229
How about this marketing idea:
free samples at the DMV.
247
00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:13,107
Then every time they look
at their kick-ass driver's license,
248
00:12:13,191 --> 00:12:16,986
they'll say, "Damn,
those products make me look good."
249
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:18,988
Hey, look at this little guy.
250
00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:29,916
Annie? Annie, I need your help.
251
00:12:30,824 --> 00:12:33,653
Right here, Sophia.
252
00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:35,338
I've got all this vintage stuff.
253
00:12:39,801 --> 00:12:42,553
Singapore called.
They need a million more blazers.
254
00:12:42,637 --> 00:12:44,180
Typical Singapore.
255
00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:45,098
Don't worry.
256
00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:51,980
I just filled the order.
They should be getting them... now.
257
00:12:52,063 --> 00:12:54,357
Annie, what will I ever do without you?
258
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,818
Oh, it's not like I'm a hero.
259
00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:12,417
You just saved Nasty Gal.
260
00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:14,961
Someone's getting another raise.
261
00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:17,797
Annie. Let's get married on horseback,
262
00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:21,634
which, contrary to what I've been saying,
is really cool.
263
00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:24,303
Oh!
264
00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:41,029
She only took one urban dance class.
265
00:13:45,783 --> 00:13:48,870
Annie, come on. I don't like
to leave Gina alone for too long.
266
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:50,413
Okay, just one sec.
267
00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:55,043
- Hey.
- Hey.
268
00:13:55,126 --> 00:14:00,298
I can't find the extra shipping labels.
Oh, my God. Are those meditating frogs?
269
00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:02,216
- Are they too much?
- Too much?
270
00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:04,969
If those Zen motherfuckers are wrong,
I don't wanna be right.
271
00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:08,598
One of them has a gimpy foot and I didn't
have the heart to leave her there.
272
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:09,807
So, I got 'em both.
273
00:14:09,891 --> 00:14:11,434
I had to. They're best friends.
274
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:14,812
- They're our amphibian doppelgangers.
- Exactly.
275
00:14:15,646 --> 00:14:17,648
So, Sophia.
276
00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:21,361
There is something
I wanna talk to you about.
277
00:14:21,444 --> 00:14:25,156
Anything to do with the shipping labels,
specifically their current location?
278
00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:28,868
No. I mean, they're, um, on your desk.
They've been there the whole time.
279
00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:31,037
But, no, it's something else.
280
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:35,750
- I've been promoted to manager at work.
- Annie, that's great!
281
00:14:36,501 --> 00:14:40,588
Holy crap. Look at us, we own this town.
Suck it, Nash Bridges.
282
00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:42,215
Yeah, but, um...
283
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:43,925
I'm not gonna take it,
284
00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:47,095
because I'd rather work here with you.
285
00:14:47,178 --> 00:14:49,889
Aw, that's sweet.
I like working with you, too.
286
00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:51,933
I mean, for real.
287
00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:53,518
Yeah, totes for real.
288
00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:56,020
Hey, can you grab me
those shipping labels?
289
00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:56,979
Um...
290
00:14:57,271 --> 00:15:00,900
Sophia, I'm trying to say that I wanna
work here with you officially.
291
00:15:01,442 --> 00:15:02,443
As an employee.
292
00:15:03,778 --> 00:15:05,905
You mean, like I... I pay you money?
293
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:08,157
You have a job.
294
00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:13,204
Yes, and I would like to have a new one,
where we work here together.
295
00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:18,501
There's no job for you here.
296
00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:22,839
Why not?
297
00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:25,633
I know you can afford me and...
298
00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:28,594
it's not like I'm not already
doing everything.
299
00:15:31,889 --> 00:15:32,807
Well...
300
00:15:33,307 --> 00:15:36,352
if it's really about the money,
maybe you should take that promotion.
301
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:37,478
Oh...
302
00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:41,107
Okay. Yeah, I get it. Good to know.
303
00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:44,068
You know what, I have an appointment
with a vendor, so...
304
00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:45,862
I gotta go.
305
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:47,864
Are we cool?
306
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,532
Yeah, totes cool.
307
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:55,121
Bye.
308
00:16:00,543 --> 00:16:02,920
Now, technically,
the rules of eBay do state
309
00:16:03,004 --> 00:16:05,673
we should not be linking
to external websites.
310
00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:08,426
I'm totally with Gail on this one.
That is what the rules say.
311
00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:12,638
But it is a gray area since we all do it,
including you, Frederick.
312
00:16:12,722 --> 00:16:15,558
Couldn't agree more.
Glad you called me out. I deserved that.
313
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:18,186
Seeing as we all do it on eBay,
I see no reason
314
00:16:18,269 --> 00:16:21,981
to stop TimesandTreasures from linking
to their site on this message board.
315
00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:25,026
Thank you. To shop TimesandTreasures,
click here.
316
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:29,280
I will not click there.
I beg you to reconsider, mod.
317
00:16:29,739 --> 00:16:32,658
Apologies.
I know how you dislike getting off-topic,
318
00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:35,912
but I must take back everything I said
about Nasty Gal.
319
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:38,581
As moderator, I will let it slide.
Please continue.
320
00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:39,916
A friend of mine,
321
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:42,001
we'll call her Ramona Quimby,
322
00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:44,587
just had a horrible encounter
with Nasty Gal.
323
00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:48,257
So, I can no longer vouch for her
as a seller or as a person.
324
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,176
This is what I've been saying all along.
325
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:54,972
Hey, totally normal people
leading totally interesting lives.
326
00:16:55,056 --> 00:16:57,266
Just making an unbiased observation here.
327
00:16:57,350 --> 00:17:01,521
AnnieGreenGables praised Nasty Gal
earlier and now she's flip-flopping.
328
00:17:01,604 --> 00:17:03,606
Why should we believe anything she says?
329
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:06,317
This is a safe place in which people
are allowed to change their minds,
330
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,945
especially when it's pointing
out the shortcomings of Nasty Gal.
331
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,781
I just think, again,
as an unbiased observer,
332
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:14,492
that you're all ganging up on Nasty Gal
for no reason.
333
00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:18,412
Don't know why you're defending Nasty Gal.
She can defend herself.
334
00:17:18,496 --> 00:17:21,374
She can do everything herself.
335
00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:25,920
I'm sure she can. She certainly
wouldn't turn to you, Internet stranger.
336
00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:28,881
No one cares when they use all caps?
337
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:36,430
What was that all about?
338
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,558
I am away from my computer right now.
339
00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:42,061
Hello?
340
00:17:43,271 --> 00:17:44,897
Come on. Where are you?
341
00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:48,359
What's up, girl?
It's Jake from high school.
342
00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:49,277
Been a minute.
343
00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:51,529
Still as hot as I remember?
344
00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:54,907
I know you're there.
345
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:56,576
So, what's your sitch?
346
00:17:57,118 --> 00:17:58,828
Single? It's complicated?
347
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:01,163
'Cause we can make it complicated.
348
00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:04,709
Oh, that's real nice. Go invisible on me.
349
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:07,003
You're like a six at best.
350
00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:09,922
I'm here now. What do you want?
351
00:18:10,715 --> 00:18:11,882
What do I want?
352
00:18:11,966 --> 00:18:14,385
Are you seriously that upset
about me not hiring you?
353
00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:16,804
Sophia, I help you with everything.
354
00:18:18,848 --> 00:18:20,016
I'm sorry.
355
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,351
I thought you were helping me
because you're my friend.
356
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,103
Of course I was.
357
00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:27,690
But I thought that you, as a friend,
would want me, your friend,
358
00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:29,442
to be a part of Nasty Gal.
359
00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:31,193
But Nasty Gal is my thing.
360
00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:33,696
You haven't been doing it alone
and you know it.
361
00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:35,239
What are you talking about?
362
00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:37,575
"You've made this place look cool as shit.
363
00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:40,286
Thanks for always having my back.
364
00:18:40,369 --> 00:18:41,954
We inter-natch."
365
00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:44,582
I'm the one who created this company
from nothing.
366
00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:47,752
I'm the vision. I'm Nasty Gal.
367
00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:50,129
Everything you do could be done
by an intern.
368
00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:51,422
I'm sorry, but you're...
369
00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:54,175
Watch it.
370
00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:56,594
Replaceable.
371
00:18:59,430 --> 00:19:00,264
What?
372
00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:01,641
Just say it.
373
00:19:02,725 --> 00:19:03,559
Fuck you.
374
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,187
Fuck me? Fuck you.
375
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:08,147
No. Fuck you.
376
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:09,231
Fuck you!
377
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:13,819
- I quit.
- You can't quit a job that you don't have.
378
00:19:14,445 --> 00:19:16,697
No, I quit this.
379
00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:18,449
Us.
380
00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:48,604
You wanna leave? Great.
381
00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:51,649
I don't need someone hanging on
to my coattails.
382
00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:54,193
I was fine before you,
and I'll be fine after you.
383
00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:18,801
ItTakesAVintage,
if you are cleaning your gloves
384
00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:23,347
with anything other than a damp cloth,
you are, quite frankly, a monster.
385
00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:26,600
Ditto. And don't get me started
on proper storage.
386
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:28,102
Not again.
387
00:20:28,185 --> 00:20:29,895
Do not get him started!
388
00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:33,065
All right, jabronis. Let's do this.
389
00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:36,152
- Sophia.
- OMFT.
390
00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:39,447
Sorry, typo. I meant, oh, my fucking God.
391
00:20:39,530 --> 00:20:40,656
Yeah, it's your gal.
392
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:44,368
Your Nasty Gal. And I don't give two shits
what you all think.
393
00:20:44,452 --> 00:20:46,704
Honestly, I'd be worried
if you weren't hating on me.
394
00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:49,165
Because I know every second
that you spend thinking about me
395
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:51,542
comes from a deep-rooted fear
that you'll never be me.
396
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,169
You think your sales are low now?
397
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,171
I'm gonna go
through your seller feedback,
398
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:56,797
track down each of your customers
399
00:20:56,881 --> 00:20:59,425
and add them to my ever-growing list
of Myspace friends,
400
00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:01,469
which is currently at 67,000.
401
00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:04,013
And all it takes is one post
from me to make sure
402
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:06,807
none of you ever have another sale
in the 21st century.
403
00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:09,643
Where did she get that self-esteem?
404
00:21:09,727 --> 00:21:11,187
I am closing this thread.
405
00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:18,110
Remember, this is a private thread
no one else can see. So, speak freely.
406
00:21:18,194 --> 00:21:21,572
I avoid driving downtown
because it scares me!
407
00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:23,240
About Nasty Gal.
408
00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:26,577
What are we going to do about her?
409
00:21:27,036 --> 00:21:29,205
She's threatening our livelihoods.
410
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:31,165
She's completely lost her mind.
411
00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:33,334
We all eventually lose our minds.
412
00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:36,462
Did no one read the link I sent
about chemtrails?
413
00:21:36,545 --> 00:21:39,548
Find another outlet, Sharon.
We're all worried about you.
414
00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:42,718
BRB, my cat's caught
in the recliner again.
415
00:21:43,928 --> 00:21:46,222
Maybe we just ignore her
and hope for the best?
416
00:21:47,890 --> 00:21:52,311
- To shop TimesandTreasures, click here.
- Okay, enough TimesandTreasures.
417
00:21:52,394 --> 00:21:54,897
I don't care if we all link
to our sites on eBay.
418
00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:56,232
The rules say we shouldn't,
419
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:58,567
and we shouldn't be
allowed to here either.
420
00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:02,154
Hold the vintage rotary phone,
that gives me an idea.
421
00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:04,031
Gail, I think we're thinking
the same thing.
422
00:22:04,114 --> 00:22:07,284
What if we all took down our site links
on our eBay listings?
423
00:22:07,368 --> 00:22:09,119
We strangle her with a phone cord.
424
00:22:13,249 --> 00:22:14,834
Let's do Gail's thing.
425
00:22:16,585 --> 00:22:20,422
That way, Sophia would be the only one
linking to an external website.
426
00:22:20,756 --> 00:22:24,844
So, when we all report her,
eBay will have to reprimand her.
427
00:22:25,469 --> 00:22:26,303
I'm in.
428
00:22:27,304 --> 00:22:28,389
I'm also in.
429
00:22:29,139 --> 00:22:29,974
In.
430
00:22:31,308 --> 00:22:32,184
In.
431
00:22:32,851 --> 00:22:35,604
A little Vaseline
and she popped right out.
432
00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:36,730
What'd I miss?
433
00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:39,567
Gosh darn it, Betsy. Scroll up!
434
00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:41,569
I'm in.
435
00:23:05,509 --> 00:23:06,385
What the...?
436
00:23:07,761 --> 00:23:09,430
"Dear Nasty Girl Vintage,
437
00:23:09,513 --> 00:23:11,140
after reviewing your eBay account,
438
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:13,601
we have found violations
of the User Agreement.
439
00:23:14,518 --> 00:23:17,021
As a result,
we have taken the following actions.
440
00:23:17,104 --> 00:23:20,316
Your eBay account has been
suspended indefinitely.
441
00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:24,069
Please be advised, you are prohibited
from using eBay in any way.
442
00:23:25,195 --> 00:23:28,115
This includes the registering
of a new account."
443
00:23:29,783 --> 00:23:30,618
No.
444
00:23:31,452 --> 00:23:32,620
This can't be right.
34335
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