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That's great, Bettina, making
this dress look like a million bucks.
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- Where'd you find her?
- Myspace.
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She said she'd work for free
if I made her prints for her portfolio.
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So, she wasn't sent down by aliens
to seduce mankind?
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Mankind should be so lucky.
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Yeah, I don't trust her.
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It's like if you cut her open,
purple goo would come out.
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Come on, she's a normal girl.
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Her profile says she's into Bowie
and cycle-riding.
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Okay, Bowie?
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Notorious extraterrestrial,
probably her brother,
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assuming their pods divide that way.
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And what human being refers to biking
as "cycle-riding"?
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Ooh, yeah, yup. Hold it there.
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Yeah!
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Tell me you saw her eat that bug.
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- I'm sure it flew away.
- No, I know what I saw.
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Just get in there.
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No.
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- Come on, do something...
- What?
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- Get in there.
- Ow! Fine.
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One sec.
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Hi.
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Do you think I'm pretty?
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Yeah. Yeah, I think
you're very, very, very pretty,
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but, um... not into ladies.
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I'm into everything.
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Sophia...
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Hey, Google, uh,
"Are aliens living among us?"
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Not doing that.
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Okay, Google "Is Bettina from space?"
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Don't forget the quotes.
It's the only way to get accurate results.
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Busy working.
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Okay, but vintage clothes
aren't gonna matter
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when her kind takes over.
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It's gonna be baggy jumpsuits
for all of us unlucky enough to survive.
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Get a grip, girl.
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You get a grip... on a pickax
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when you're down in the crystal mines
fighting all the Bettina ali...
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Whoa!
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How do you have 5000 Myspace friends?
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Ladyshopper99 posted photos of herself
in the wedding dress
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that was linked to my page.
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So, then I get a shit-ton
of friend requests,
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which got me thinking,
more friends equals more customers.
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So, I bought an illegal bot off
of Craigslist.
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- You bought a bot.
- I bought a bot.
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- You bought a bot.
- I bought a bot.
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Bot. I bought a bot.
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Okay, what is a bot?
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Bot is a computer program
that takes friends of friends, and then...
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- What the fuck?
- No, that ad's a trick.
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You're not gonna win a free Sidekick
by clicking on JLo's eyes.
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No, no, no. Your top eight.
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There's no Annie.
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Oh, yeah. I had to bump you.
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Sophia, putting people in your top eight
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is the only public way to show
that someone matters to you.
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And I'm using mine
to get Nasty Gal out there.
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Put me back in.
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Nope.
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Come on, it's easy.
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Just drag my picture
in one of those boxes there.
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You may not be in my top eight, but you're
in my apartment. Isn't that enough?
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Sophia, I'm... I'm telling you
that I care about this.
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I'm telling you that it's stupid
that you care about this.
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Okay. Whatever, dude.
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Annie, come on.
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No, I know.
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Yeah, you think I'm overreacting,
and that sucks.
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And it sucks
that I'm not in your top eight.
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And you know what sucks most of all
is that you don't seem to get any of this.
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Whole thing sucks. It sucks.
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You can't keep me in here!
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Wanna bet? You basically started a riot
over that ball you're holding.
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It belongs to a five-year-old kid.
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No, I caught it.
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You ripped it out
of his weak little hands.
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That whiny little brat dropped it.
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This is a classic
finders-keepers situation.
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I find you very unpleasant.
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You know, I don't deserve
to be lumped in here with all these drunks
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and a slut who flashed her yabos
all over the Jumbotron.
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- What's your name?
- Me? Annie.
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Old Annie here probably scarred
thousands of kids.
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All I did was outhustle one.
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What's your name?
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Sophia.
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Well, for your information, Sophia,
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I wasn't trying to show
a bunch of kids my yabos.
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I was trying to show Barry Bonds my yabos.
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Hm.
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My dad says Barry's on steroids
or doing the juice, you know,
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but I think everyone's just pissed
'cause he's awesome and he knows it.
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Baseball's boring as shit,
but I love Barry.
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Oh, my God. I hate baseball, too.
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But then, I saw B. Bonds in person,
and I was instantly like:
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"That man is my soul mate."
I don't care how shriveled his nuts are.
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So, you showed him your boobs.
Totally makes sense.
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Yeah. I wanted him to see
what he was getting.
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When he saw these tatas, he hit a tater.
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If anything, that ball you're holding
should be mine.
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No, you're never getting this thing.
It's a part of history.
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- And I bet you I can get two large for it.
- Ooh. I got two large right here.
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Ba-ba.
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We're letting you two go,
just not back inside the park.
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Okay.
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I wanna hear a judge say I'm innocent.
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And I wanted to hear
the police academy say, "You passed,"
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but life is a winding road.
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Now, scram.
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So, what do you do?
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Used to be a sandwich artist.
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Oh, hey, I'm in a creative field, too.
I'm studying cosmetology.
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Hair mostly, but I wanna get into makeup.
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You go to school?
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- Hell, no.
- Yeah.
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There was a time when I couldn't wait
to get out of school,
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and now I'm back taking classes.
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Weird.
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It's just something to do, I guess.
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Really thought
you would have, uh... peeled off
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by the time I finished that thought.
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What else?
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What else?
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Well, um, I'm this way, so...
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All right, I'm...
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Yo! It's that punk kid
who made that little boy cry.
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Boo her, honey.
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- Boo.
- Boo!
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- Boo. You suck.
- Boo!
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- Boo!
- Okay, all right.
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You would have done the same thing, okay?
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- Give it to us. We'll take it to the kid.
- Yeah.
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- Bend over and I'll give it to you.
- Or we'll just take it.
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- Get off of me!
- Give her the ball. She'll kick your ass.
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Just give it to me! Give it to me!
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Give it!
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- Hop on.
- You bitch! Boo!
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- Boo!
- Hey, hey, hey.
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- Okay, okay, okay.
- Boo!
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You know, I didn't need your help.
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Yeah, but you took it.
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Really never thought I'd see Daly City.
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Man, you do not care about stop signs.
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Yeah, can I use your bathroom?
Because I really have to pee,
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and it's either that or the hedges.
Your choice.
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- Yeah, sure, I guess.
- Thank you.
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Hold on. You're gonna need the keys.
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Come on.
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Hey, thanks.
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Disaster was barely averted.
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Don't mention it.
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Oh, wow.
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Okay.
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I did not see this coming.
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Hey, is that your dad in all those pics?
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'Cause if it is, he is super-bangable.
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Where is he?
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Uh, I thought he would be here.
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Part of the reason why I went to the game.
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- So, it's just you and him?
- I'm only crashing here temporarily.
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I was up in Washington before this.
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Things got, like... poor.
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Mm.
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Ooh.
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Okay.
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Wow.
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Wish I could wear boots like these.
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You can.
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You don't have to do the Britney thing
because everyone else is.
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I guess, but a person's look
isn't all who they are.
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It's just what they want people
to see of them.
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You know, like my look says
this girl can move.
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And your look is that,
and that's why you're alone.
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- I'm not alone.
- Really?
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Everything I've learned
about you today says otherwise.
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Do you like my hair?
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Uh, no. It's terrible, actually.
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Looks like a janitor cleaned out
a locker room shower
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and then just dumped it
right on your head.
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It doesn't frame your face at all.
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You're so cool and beautiful,
and you're hiding it from the world.
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And I guarantee that if you weren't,
no one would've been mad
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that you stole a ball from a kid.
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Well, I've said more than my share.
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Hey!
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Will you...
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cut my hair sometime?
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Sure.
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I just need a trim.
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You need more than a trim.
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Annie.
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Mm?
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I don't wanna upset you,
but... I don't know if I wanna go tonight.
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Not go to oldies night?
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You smack yourself in the face,
and you smack yourself good.
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I might be over it.
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No. Okay.
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Give me those.
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Yeah.
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This is the raddest pic we have ever taken
together in our entire lives.
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This is our Destiny's Child album cover.
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Yeah, and Veronica's the third one
that no one remembers.
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Veronica's harmless.
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She calls me Coach.
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I don't know why, but it's
a really aggressive move on her part.
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Maybe she thinks you're the coach
of Team Friendship.
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You don't think it's weird
that she's never given us drink tickets?
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Why does she get to choose who's worthy
all because she's got these little stubs
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in her kangaroo pouch of power?
I mean, come on.
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Fanny packs are out, bitch.
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Like it or not, she runs oldies night,
and there's nothing more fun.
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So, you have got to dig deep
and switch that sitch.
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Attagirl.
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♪ I know I'll see her around all night ♪
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♪ And I need my babyTo hold me tight ♪
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♪ Lord knows I'm so weakDown on my knees ♪
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Hey, my Annie!
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Coach!
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- Hella psyched you guys made it.
- We wouldn't miss it, Neeks.
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- Yeah, Neeks.
- Well, we're just getting started.
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Lots of old-school Otis Redding.
None of that stuff they play on the radio.
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You mean like his hits?
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You're the funniest fucking chick
on the planet.
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Seriously, I can listen to you all night.
So fucking funny.
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I don't know about you, Annie,
but I could really use a drink.
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Yeah. Hit that bar.
Drink it up, drink it down.
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- Drink it all around.
- That's so fucking funny!
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Shmemily, you made it.
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Where's Power Tits tonight, the library?
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All right, come on.
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♪ Wondering where did I ever go wrong? ♪
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♪ Because you've been gone so long ♪
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♪ Somebody gotta help me now ♪
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♪ I got to see my baby ♪
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♪ I better be moving on ♪
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- I have to go to the bathroom.
- What?
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What? No, no, I can't hear you.
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Hey, let's go to the bathroom!
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♪ ...sweet thingEverything I need ♪
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Hey, turn around. This isn't Europe.
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- Okay.
- Pervert.
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That I am.
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♪ Here's to moving on ♪
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♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
248
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♪ Here's to moving on ♪
249
00:12:29,540 --> 00:12:30,375
Hey!
250
00:12:30,792 --> 00:12:33,711
Not that you're not the most important
person here tonight, Coach,
251
00:12:33,795 --> 00:12:36,297
but this is the VIP section.
252
00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:37,548
Yeah, I know.
253
00:12:37,632 --> 00:12:38,925
No one's been in here.
254
00:12:39,008 --> 00:12:40,843
But the sign says reserved.
255
00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:43,304
So, if you wanna sit,
there's always the bar.
256
00:12:43,388 --> 00:12:44,597
This is ridiculous.
257
00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:48,017
Section's been empty all night.
Hell, it's always empty.
258
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,435
And I'm Coach.
259
00:12:49,519 --> 00:12:52,730
So, give me some of them drink tickets
and take a lap already.
260
00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:54,607
Come on!
261
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,151
That's why I call you Coach.
262
00:12:57,235 --> 00:13:00,863
Because the night I met you, you sort
of started telling everyone what to do.
263
00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:01,906
Oh, God.
264
00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:05,076
Well, I don't mean
to be a threat to you, grand poo-bah.
265
00:13:05,159 --> 00:13:06,536
Okay, that's not funny.
266
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:09,872
Holder of the drink tickets
that I never get.
267
00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:14,210
The drink tickets are meant as a reward
for those who bring in other people,
268
00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:17,171
and you two are always
by yourselves, okay?
269
00:13:17,255 --> 00:13:19,590
Now, I really need you
to just clear the area,
270
00:13:19,674 --> 00:13:22,176
because I've been talking to you
for way too long.
271
00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:23,386
Hey.
272
00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:24,637
- Hey.
- Is everything okay?
273
00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:26,639
- Yeah.
- I have no idea what she just said,
274
00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:30,143
but I'm 100 percent sure
she just called me a piece of shit.
275
00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:31,686
- What?!
- She said that to you?
276
00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:33,521
- I didn't say that to her.
- Fuck this!
277
00:13:33,604 --> 00:13:37,233
- I didn't say that to you. Oh, my God, no!
- Drink tickets for everyone!
278
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,987
No! No. Drop the tickets.
279
00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:42,572
♪ Keep up the decoy ♪
280
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:43,489
Whoo!
281
00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:06,888
- Where you ladies headed?
- Indio, off the 10 east.
282
00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:08,806
- You going that way?
- Yes, I am.
283
00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:12,143
Before we get in, though, what's your name
and what are you hauling?
284
00:14:12,226 --> 00:14:15,438
My name's George, and the trucker's code
dictates that you never tell,
285
00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:17,398
but it rhymes
with "frozen hamburger tatties."
286
00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:22,904
Look, look, look,
there are lowlifes everywhere.
287
00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:24,989
I just wouldn't be able to live
with myself
288
00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:28,868
knowing that maybe the wrong guy
picked up you defenseless little girls.
289
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:30,495
Good enough.
290
00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:31,412
Let's ride.
291
00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:32,789
Yeah? Okay, come on.
292
00:14:33,498 --> 00:14:36,584
But just so you know,
we are not defenseless little girls.
293
00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:38,544
Help me up. It's too high.
294
00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:41,631
- Ready?
- Yup.
295
00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:51,474
Breaker-breaker one-nine,
who's got a 20 on Smokey?
296
00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:54,435
- Get back, over.
- That's not a toy.
297
00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:57,897
Everyone thinks it is,
but it's a tool of my job.
298
00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:01,651
Hey, George.
299
00:15:04,445 --> 00:15:06,447
If you're in the truck,
it's not that fun.
300
00:15:06,531 --> 00:15:08,157
- Oh, come on, just do it.
- Come on!
301
00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:11,786
Yeah!
302
00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:14,288
- Yeah.
- All right, all right, it is. It is.
303
00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:16,082
So, what's in Indio?
304
00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:18,543
Coachella.
It's a music festival in the desert.
305
00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:21,337
Mm-hmm. I have the perfect plan.
306
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,257
First, we're gonna hitchhike
without getting murdered.
307
00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:26,592
- So far, so good, right, George?
- Mm-mm.
308
00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:30,388
Then we're gonna get there
and share a hotel room for two nights.
309
00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:33,558
This thing is stocked with four
peanut butter and honey sandwiches,
310
00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:36,519
ten granola bars,
and one sleeve of original Pringles.
311
00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:38,896
Hey, George.
312
00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:39,856
Hm?
313
00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:50,324
So, what now?
314
00:15:50,408 --> 00:15:51,742
Just find another ride?
315
00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:53,953
Yup, plan stays the same.
316
00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:55,204
I gotta go pee.
317
00:15:57,874 --> 00:15:58,708
Hm.
318
00:15:59,167 --> 00:16:00,585
I see you looking at me.
319
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:04,630
Probably 'cause I'm like a supernova
of good vibes, right?
320
00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:06,591
- Hot enough for you?
- Yeah.
321
00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:08,301
I mean me, not the desert.
322
00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:09,594
Oh.
323
00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:13,723
♪ Have to get homeOut of the way ♪
324
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:16,726
♪ With someone new tuned in ♪
325
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:20,688
♪ You sing to meThere's got to be ♪
326
00:16:20,771 --> 00:16:23,274
♪ A better way to go ♪
327
00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:28,029
Hey, great news. I got us a ride
with some cute guys headed to Coachella.
328
00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:30,490
And they were super-nice. Probably Mormon.
329
00:16:30,573 --> 00:16:33,201
- Are you gonna steal that monkey?
- Where's the backpack?
330
00:16:33,284 --> 00:16:34,327
In the car. Why?
331
00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:49,967
Maybe they're coming back.
332
00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:57,934
It's getting dark out.
No one is gonna stop for us.
333
00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:01,938
I'm pretty fucking scared of coyotes,
you know?
334
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:05,191
Mainly because of the biting, sure,
335
00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:08,236
but also because they're highly organized
in their attacks.
336
00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:10,446
I don't know if you knew that, which...
337
00:17:10,988 --> 00:17:13,824
yeah, just leads back to the biting, so...
338
00:17:15,409 --> 00:17:20,164
Come on, Sophia. It might be time
to rethink the whole Coachella plan.
339
00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:23,209
Plan stays the same.
340
00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:27,046
Uh-huh.
341
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:30,800
Right. Well, the tooth fairy
doesn't have to give that much, Daphne.
342
00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:32,260
Is it a molar?
343
00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:35,930
Couple of girls just walked in.
344
00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:37,348
They got dirty necks.
345
00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:40,184
I'll have to call you back. No.
346
00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:42,436
No more than a dime per tooth.
347
00:17:44,689 --> 00:17:45,690
Hi.
348
00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:48,985
My friend and I, we've been walking
out in the cold for miles,
349
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:52,488
and our stuff was stolen.
Money, food, everything.
350
00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:54,490
Could you help us?
351
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:57,326
We're just two defenseless little girls.
352
00:17:57,410 --> 00:18:00,496
Now, this motel may not look pretty
from the interstate
353
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:03,416
and we might have creepers
in the bathtubs...
354
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,376
but we're not free.
355
00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:07,086
We're just kind of in a jam here.
356
00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:10,464
A jam is having two sons
who won't speak to each other.
357
00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:14,218
A jam is a cyst on your foot
so you can't wear flip-flops anymore.
358
00:18:14,302 --> 00:18:16,804
Those do sound like problems.
359
00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:20,641
But notice,
I'm not making my problems yours,
360
00:18:20,725 --> 00:18:23,811
so, I'd ask that you not make yours mine.
361
00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:26,522
So, you're just gonna kick us out?
Right into the cold?
362
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:29,358
- Nice.
- Hon, I'm running a business here.
363
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:33,237
So, you and your sweet-cheek little friend
can just entertain your johns
364
00:18:33,321 --> 00:18:34,989
at some other establishment.
365
00:18:37,908 --> 00:18:40,328
Oh. Oh... Okay.
366
00:18:43,581 --> 00:18:44,415
Yeah.
367
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:47,668
Sophia, stop.
368
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:51,047
I know this is all my fault,
but I can fix it.
369
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:52,465
How?
370
00:18:52,757 --> 00:18:55,926
I'll call my parents
and have them come pick us up.
371
00:18:56,010 --> 00:18:58,304
We don't have anywhere to stay.
372
00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:02,725
No! I am going to Coachella.
I'm gonna see the Polyphonic Spree.
373
00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:05,227
I'm gonna meet them,
and I'm gonna join them on tour.
374
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:07,688
They're not even gonna notice.
There's tons of them.
375
00:19:07,772 --> 00:19:10,858
I'll have to learn how to play the violin,
but I'll mostly fake it.
376
00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:13,444
I mean, fuck, they can't all be playing!
377
00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:17,156
And then I'm gonna do that
until I decide to do something else.
378
00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:20,201
This whole time, that was your plan?
379
00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:23,788
That doesn't make any sense.
Where was I supposed to go?
380
00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:25,956
This is insane. We have to go home.
381
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:27,958
No, I don't wanna go home, Annie!
382
00:19:28,292 --> 00:19:30,670
And I sure as hell don't wanna go back
to Daly City!
383
00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:35,508
I was only supposed to be at my dad's for
two weeks. I've been there for two years.
384
00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:40,221
I can't do it anymore.
So, you can do whatever you wanna do.
385
00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:43,516
But I'm not going back.
Not tonight, not ever.
386
00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:37,945
It's gonna be okay.
387
00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:39,822
I'm here.
388
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:44,243
We're just gonna figure it out
tomorrow morning.
389
00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:52,877
I love you.
390
00:20:54,712 --> 00:20:55,546
You know...
391
00:20:57,381 --> 00:20:59,592
in case we die here tonight.
392
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,097
I love you, in case we die.
393
00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:10,519
Don't ever leave me, okay?
394
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:13,105
I won't.
395
00:21:14,982 --> 00:21:15,941
I promise.
396
00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:07,326
Hey.
397
00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:09,870
Thank you.
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