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SUN. 10 00:01:24,917 --> 00:01:28,457 GOODY, GOODY, GOODY! 11 00:01:30,208 --> 00:01:32,918 FELICITATIONS, FELLOW CHILDREN OF THE CUL-DE-SAC. 12 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:35,580 - Kevin: FELICITATIONS TO YOU, TOO, DEAR JIMMY. 13 00:01:35,667 --> 00:01:38,707 - Nazz: YOUR COWLICK LOOKS SO DIVINE TODAY, JIMMY. 14 00:01:38,792 --> 00:01:41,422 - Rolf: ROLF HAS MUCH ADMIRATION FOR HE WHO CAN LICK A 15 00:01:41,500 --> 00:01:42,330 COW. 16 00:01:42,417 --> 00:01:43,997 - Jimmy: A COMPLIMENT, I'M SURE. 17 00:01:44,083 --> 00:01:45,963 SORRY TO SAY I'M ON MY WAY. 18 00:01:46,042 --> 00:01:46,632 TOODLE-OO! 19 00:01:46,708 --> 00:01:47,828 - Nazz: TA-TA! 20 00:01:47,917 --> 00:01:49,037 - Kevin: CHEERIO! 21 00:01:49,125 --> 00:01:51,075 - Rolf: LATER, ALLIGATOR! 22 00:01:51,167 --> 00:01:55,167 [ WHISTLE BLOWS ] - Jimmy: NICE RIDING YOU, 23 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:57,830 MR. CATERPILLAR. 24 00:01:59,875 --> 00:02:02,325 HIDY-HI, CUL-DE-SAC CASTAWAYS. 25 00:02:02,417 --> 00:02:03,827 I SEE DOLLY NO-NO. 26 00:02:03,917 --> 00:02:08,627 SHE'S KEEPING YOU FROM WREAKING HAVOC ON THIS FINE DAY. 27 00:02:08,708 --> 00:02:10,378 - Eddy: HAVOC? 28 00:02:10,458 --> 00:02:12,128 OH, LIKE THE FISH. 29 00:02:12,208 --> 00:02:14,878 - Edd: THAT'S HADDOCK, EDDY. 30 00:02:14,958 --> 00:02:17,878 - Ed: MY BOTTOM'S GOT A HADDOCK. 31 00:02:17,958 --> 00:02:22,038 - Jimmy: YOU THREE ARE SO KOOKY. 32 00:02:26,208 --> 00:02:29,208 - Eddy: DARN IT, I LOVE HIS COWLICK. 33 00:02:38,083 --> 00:02:40,883 - Jimmy: THERE SHE IS -- MY UMBER-HAIRED ANGEL, MY 34 00:02:40,958 --> 00:02:43,668 PUMMELING PROTECTOR. 35 00:02:45,708 --> 00:02:48,328 [ LAUGHING ] - Sarah: HELP, JIMMY! 36 00:03:19,958 --> 00:03:22,078 - Jimmy: WHAT'S HAPPENING? 37 00:03:22,167 --> 00:03:25,667 AHHH! 38 00:03:25,750 --> 00:03:30,130 - Sarah: JIMMY! 39 00:03:30,208 --> 00:03:32,078 - Jimmy: SARAH, ROBOT WIGGLY! 40 00:03:32,167 --> 00:03:35,577 ROBOT WIGGLY! 41 00:03:37,750 --> 00:03:40,040 - Sarah: HELP ME, JIMMY! 42 00:03:49,792 --> 00:03:51,542 - Jimmy: SARAH! SARAH! 43 00:03:51,625 --> 00:03:53,205 AHHH! 44 00:03:53,042 --> 00:03:54,832 OH, NO! OH, NO! 45 00:03:54,917 --> 00:03:57,207 - Sarah: TAKE MY HAND, JIMMY! 46 00:03:57,042 --> 00:03:58,542 - Jimmy: I'M TRYING, SARAH! 47 00:03:58,625 --> 00:04:01,785 I CAN'T REACH YOU! 48 00:04:07,875 --> 00:04:11,875 - Sarah: JIMM-Y-Y-Y-Y! 49 00:04:17,125 --> 00:04:23,035 - Jimmy: SARA-A-A-A-H! 50 00:04:32,083 --> 00:04:35,173 SARAH? 51 00:04:35,250 --> 00:04:37,250 - Sarah: BOY, I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER WAKE UP. 52 00:04:37,333 --> 00:04:40,253 - Jimmy: OH, SARAH, WHAT A HORRIBLE DREAM! 53 00:04:40,333 --> 00:04:43,383 THESE HERCULEAN MECHANICAL PINCERS DROPPED FROM THE SKY, 54 00:04:43,458 --> 00:04:45,958 ALL WIGGLY-LIKE, AND SNATCHED YOU AWAY. 55 00:04:46,042 --> 00:04:49,292 - Sarah: HOW MANY BELLY BOMB BONBONS DID YOU EAT BEFORE BED, 56 00:04:49,375 --> 00:04:50,245 MISTER? 57 00:04:50,333 --> 00:04:52,583 YOU KNOW THEY GIVE YOU NIGHTMARES. 58 00:04:52,667 --> 00:04:55,627 - Jimmy: UM, MAYBE ONE OR TWO. 59 00:04:55,708 --> 00:04:57,958 [ CLANGING ] OKAY, GUILTY AS CHARGED. 60 00:05:04,875 --> 00:05:06,825 I'M A PIGGY. 61 00:05:06,917 --> 00:05:13,877 [ LAUGHTER ] ♪ LA LA LA LA-LA LA-LA 62 00:05:13,958 --> 00:05:22,788 ♪ LA-LA-LA-LA LA LA LA LA [ HUMMING ] 63 00:05:22,875 --> 00:05:25,035 OH, LOOK. 64 00:05:25,125 --> 00:05:25,915 A POSTCARD. 65 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:27,290 I LOVE POST... 66 00:05:38,708 --> 00:05:39,748 TAKE MY HAND. 67 00:05:39,833 --> 00:05:43,133 JIMM-Y-Y-Y-Y! 68 00:05:45,292 --> 00:05:48,172 JIMMY? 69 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:52,170 BOY, YOU SURE ARE ACTING WEIRD TODAY. 70 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:58,170 - Jimmy: OWIE! SARAH! 71 00:05:58,250 --> 00:05:59,630 - Jonny: RIGHT ON! 72 00:05:59,708 --> 00:06:02,958 WAIT TILL EVERYBODY SEES OUR HAPPENING HARVEST HATS AT THE 73 00:06:03,042 --> 00:06:05,212 SADIE HAWKINS DANCE. 74 00:06:05,292 --> 00:06:09,502 WHAT DO WE NEED NOW, BUDDY? 75 00:06:09,583 --> 00:06:11,713 WHAT THE HECK'S A RUTABAGA? 76 00:06:11,792 --> 00:06:15,172 I BET YOU ROLF'S GOT ONE OF THOSE THINGS. 77 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,080 HE'S KIND OF NUTTY THAT WAY. 78 00:06:17,167 --> 00:06:20,037 [ GRUNTING ] [ WHIRRING ] 79 00:06:20,125 --> 00:06:22,285 OW! 80 00:06:22,375 --> 00:06:25,375 HEY, ROLF, WHAT YOU DOING? 81 00:06:31,208 --> 00:06:33,128 - Sarah: COME ON, JIMMY. 82 00:06:33,208 --> 00:06:35,128 SNOW ANGELS ARE FUN. 83 00:06:35,208 --> 00:06:40,248 - Jimmy: ROBOT CLAWS FROM THE SKY. 84 00:06:40,333 --> 00:06:45,673 THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE US AWAY. 85 00:06:47,417 --> 00:06:49,077 - Sarah: GET OVER IT, WILL YA? 86 00:06:49,167 --> 00:06:50,287 IT WAS JUST A DREAM. 87 00:06:50,375 --> 00:06:52,325 - Jimmy: I CAN'T CONTROL MYSELF, SARAH. 88 00:06:52,417 --> 00:06:55,127 IT SEEMED SO REAL, AS THOUGH IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED. 89 00:06:55,208 --> 00:06:58,378 - Sarah: WELL, THAT'S JUST PLAIN STUPID, SILLY. 90 00:06:58,458 --> 00:07:03,038 - Jimmy: I FEEL SO ICKY, SARAH. 91 00:07:04,042 --> 00:07:06,582 - Edd: AND THEREFORE, AN INTEGER OF 4 ADDED INTO THE 92 00:07:06,667 --> 00:07:10,537 EQUATION YIELDS A MUCH MORE READILY DECIPHERABLE HOT POTATO. 93 00:07:10,625 --> 00:07:15,205 KNOWING "Q" IS A CONSTANT IN THE QUOTIENT, WE CAN DEDUCE THAT "P" 94 00:07:15,292 --> 00:07:16,382 IS EQUAL TO 72. 95 00:07:16,458 --> 00:07:18,328 ANY QUESTIONS, EDDY? 96 00:07:18,417 --> 00:07:20,207 EDDY? 97 00:07:20,042 --> 00:07:25,042 [ CHATTERING ] - Eddy: CHECK IT OUT, SOCKHEAD. 98 00:07:25,125 --> 00:07:26,875 THE PLAY-DOH HEAD'S BUSTING AN ARTERY. 99 00:07:26,958 --> 00:07:28,328 [ LAUGHS ] WHAT AN IDIOT! 100 00:07:28,417 --> 00:07:30,167 - Jonny: YOU GOT TO BELIEVE US, GUYS. 101 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:31,000 WE'RE ALL DEAD DUCKS. 102 00:07:31,083 --> 00:07:34,383 DEAD DUCKS, I TELL YOU! 103 00:07:34,458 --> 00:07:36,168 - Nazz: DUDE, HARSH SUNBURN. 104 00:07:36,250 --> 00:07:37,790 YOU NEED SOME ALOE VERA. 105 00:07:37,875 --> 00:07:39,035 - Edd: PARDON ME. 106 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:42,995 IF IT'S NOT TOO MUCH TO ASK, COULD YOU KEEP YOUR VOICES DOWN? 107 00:07:43,083 --> 00:07:48,083 EDDY'S TUTORING REQUIRES -- - Jonny: YOU WILL BELIEVE ME! 108 00:07:48,167 --> 00:07:51,577 THERE'S FLESH-EATING ALIENS INVADING ROLF'S HOUSE, DOUBLE D! 109 00:07:51,667 --> 00:07:53,417 HE SAID SO! HE DID! 110 00:07:53,500 --> 00:07:57,210 - Eddy: OH, THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD. 111 00:07:57,042 --> 00:07:59,002 - Kevin: FLESH-EATING ALIENS, HUH? 112 00:07:59,083 --> 00:08:00,333 YEAH, RIGHT. 113 00:08:00,417 --> 00:08:03,037 AND I GOT A RUSSIAN PLATE-TWIRLING TEAM CAMPING OUT 114 00:08:03,125 --> 00:08:04,915 IN MY BACKYARD. 115 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:09,420 [ LAUGHTER ] - Jonny: THEY DON'T BELIEVE US, 116 00:08:09,500 --> 00:08:10,040 BUDDY. 117 00:08:10,125 --> 00:08:11,665 THEY DON'T BELIEVE US! 118 00:08:11,750 --> 00:08:14,000 - Jimmy: I BELIEVE YOU, JONNY. 119 00:08:14,083 --> 00:08:16,923 [ LAUGHTER ] - Sarah: HA HA HA! 120 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:19,460 OH, JIMMY, YOU'RE SUCH A KIDDER. 121 00:08:19,542 --> 00:08:22,212 WHAT THE HECK'S WRONG WITH YOU? 122 00:08:22,042 --> 00:08:23,462 GET REAL, JIMMY. 123 00:08:23,542 --> 00:08:26,422 - Jimmy: I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE REAL IN ALL MY LIFE, SARAH. 124 00:08:26,500 --> 00:08:28,830 MY DREAM HAS COME TRUE. 125 00:08:28,917 --> 00:08:32,077 GIANT BLADES WILL FALL, SLICING THROUGH THE EARTH LIKE A 126 00:08:32,167 --> 00:08:33,417 DEEP-DISH FLAN. 127 00:08:33,500 --> 00:08:36,500 IT'S THE END OF HUMANITY! 128 00:08:36,583 --> 00:08:38,253 OHHH. 129 00:08:38,333 --> 00:08:39,213 - Eddy: SWEET. 130 00:08:39,292 --> 00:08:40,292 - Nazz: INTENSE. 131 00:08:40,375 --> 00:08:41,745 - Kevin: GIVE ME A BREAK. 132 00:08:41,833 --> 00:08:43,133 - Eddy: OH, COME ON. 133 00:08:43,208 --> 00:08:46,628 YOU CAN'T GO GET ME SOME MARSHMALLOWS? 134 00:08:46,708 --> 00:08:50,458 - Sarah: WHERE'S MY STUPID BROTHER?! 135 00:08:50,542 --> 00:08:52,882 - Edd: HE DID LEAVE THIS NOTE ON HIS BEDROOM DOOR THIS 136 00:08:52,958 --> 00:08:53,458 MORNING. 137 00:08:53,542 --> 00:08:55,252 - Sarah: LET ME SEE. 138 00:08:55,333 --> 00:08:56,213 "AT ROLF'S. 139 00:08:56,292 --> 00:08:57,582 NEEDS HELP." 140 00:08:57,667 --> 00:09:01,537 - Nazz: DUDE, ALIENS OR NOT, SOMETHING'S SERIOUSLY UP. 141 00:09:01,625 --> 00:09:04,245 - Edd: DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE BLOWING THIS OUT OF PROPORTION 142 00:09:04,333 --> 00:09:05,633 JUST A LITTLE? 143 00:09:05,708 --> 00:09:08,378 ED'S NO DOUBT ASSISTING ROLF WITH SOME FARMYARD DUTIES. 144 00:09:08,458 --> 00:09:09,958 IT WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME. 145 00:09:10,042 --> 00:09:13,042 - Jonny: OR MAYBE ED'S HELPING ROLF FIGHT OFF THOSE ALIENS AS 146 00:09:13,125 --> 00:09:14,325 WE SPEAK! 147 00:09:14,417 --> 00:09:17,497 - Kevin: YO, PUT AN END TO IT AND JUST GO CHECK HIS HOUSE OUT 148 00:09:17,583 --> 00:09:19,543 ALREADY. 149 00:09:26,625 --> 00:09:29,745 - Edd: WELL, IT HARDLY APPEARS TO BE THE STRONGHOLD OF SOME 150 00:09:29,833 --> 00:09:32,963 ALIEN ENCROACHMENT, NOW, DOES IT? 151 00:09:33,042 --> 00:09:36,332 GOODNESS. IS IT ME, OR IS IT SUDDENLY BECOMING UNBEARABLY 152 00:09:36,417 --> 00:09:37,537 WARM? 153 00:09:37,625 --> 00:09:41,165 - Eddy: MAN, I'M FRYING LIKE AN EGG OVER HERE. 154 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:42,420 - Edd: STRANGE. 155 00:09:42,500 --> 00:09:45,540 HOW COULD THE LAND TEMPERATURE CHANGE SO DRASTICALLY FROM ONE 156 00:09:45,625 --> 00:09:47,285 AREA TO THE NEXT? 157 00:09:47,375 --> 00:09:49,705 - Jonny: SEE? I TOLD YOU! 158 00:09:56,708 --> 00:10:00,998 - Sarah: HOLY MAN! 159 00:10:01,083 --> 00:10:02,673 - Edd: THE PLAYGROUND. 160 00:10:02,750 --> 00:10:05,960 - Kevin: FOLLOW ME. 161 00:10:06,042 --> 00:10:07,672 - All: UGH! 162 00:10:24,667 --> 00:10:26,877 - Edd: WHAT IN HEAVEN'S NAME IS THAT? 163 00:10:26,958 --> 00:10:30,538 - Kevin: WHATEVER IT IS, IT REEKS. 164 00:10:30,625 --> 00:10:33,165 - Nazz: AHH! AHHH! 165 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:35,880 [ ALL SCREAMING ] - Kevin: IT HATCHED, MAN! 166 00:10:55,292 --> 00:11:04,082 [ SQUEAKING ] [ SQUEAKING STOPS ] 167 00:11:04,167 --> 00:11:09,707 - Eddy: LET'S MAKE A BREAK FOR IT. 168 00:11:09,792 --> 00:11:12,832 - Both: AHHH! 169 00:11:12,917 --> 00:11:14,667 - Eddy: ED? 170 00:11:14,750 --> 00:11:17,080 - Ed: [ BABBLING ] SQUEEZED. 171 00:11:17,167 --> 00:11:18,077 CHEEKS PINCHED. 172 00:11:18,167 --> 00:11:19,457 RIBS PRODDED. 173 00:11:19,542 --> 00:11:23,082 GRIZZLY BEAST BEINGS THAT SMELL LIKE MOTHBALLS! 174 00:11:23,167 --> 00:11:25,747 I AM SO POOPED. 175 00:11:31,958 --> 00:11:35,328 - Jonny: THE ALIENS EXPERIMENTED ON ED. 176 00:11:35,417 --> 00:11:38,707 - Ed: PROTECT YOURSELF, LARGE-NOGGINED ONE, AS THEY 177 00:11:38,792 --> 00:11:42,712 WILL USE YOU AS AN OTTOMAN FOR THEIR SCALY FEET! 178 00:11:42,792 --> 00:11:45,502 - Jonny: NO, NOT THE OTTOMAN! 179 00:11:45,583 --> 00:11:46,923 - Kevin: THAT'S IT. 180 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,500 WE'RE STORMING THAT HOUSE. 181 00:11:49,583 --> 00:11:50,673 - Eddy: HOLD THE PHONE. 182 00:11:50,750 --> 00:11:53,170 WHO MADE YOU COMMANDER IN CHUMP, BOXHEAD? 183 00:11:53,250 --> 00:11:57,250 WANT TO GO IN THE HOUSE FIRST, HUH, 184 00:11:57,333 --> 00:11:59,083 DORKY? 185 00:12:02,792 --> 00:12:06,292 - Eddy: KEV, THE LEADER -- GREAT IDEA. 186 00:12:06,375 --> 00:12:08,535 - Edd: I'LL RESEARCH ED'S TAWDRY EXTRATERRESTRIAL 187 00:12:08,625 --> 00:12:09,915 MATERIAL. 188 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:12,040 THERE MAY BE VITAL CLUES ON HOW TO DEAL WITH THE ALIEN 189 00:12:12,125 --> 00:12:14,125 INSURGENCY. 190 00:12:23,250 --> 00:12:25,210 [ BLEATING ] 191 00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:32,883 - Edd: HMM. 192 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,380 "SQUARE DANCERS FROM THE OUTER REACHES"? 193 00:12:36,458 --> 00:12:37,998 COLORFUL. 194 00:12:38,083 --> 00:12:41,173 "ATTACK OF THE SPACE NOSE MINERS"? 195 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,250 DEVIATING. 196 00:12:42,333 --> 00:12:46,043 "INAPPROPRIATE PINCHERS FROM BEYOND"? 197 00:12:46,125 --> 00:12:49,205 HMM. 198 00:12:49,042 --> 00:12:50,332 HEAT VISION? 199 00:12:50,417 --> 00:12:53,707 "EXTRATERRESTRIAL BEINGS ARE KNOWN TO PRODUCE ELEVATED 200 00:12:53,792 --> 00:12:58,382 TEMPERATURES OF HEAT." 201 00:12:58,458 --> 00:13:00,828 COINCIDENCE? 202 00:13:00,917 --> 00:13:04,037 [ CREAKING ] HELLO? 203 00:13:04,125 --> 00:13:11,035 [ CLANK ] HUH? 204 00:13:11,125 --> 00:13:16,455 [ CREAKING ] AHH! 205 00:13:16,542 --> 00:13:18,042 OH, FOR GOODNESS' SAKE. 206 00:13:18,125 --> 00:13:20,125 [ CRASHING ] - Ed: PASSWORD? 207 00:13:26,625 --> 00:13:28,125 - Edd: PASSWORD? 208 00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:31,708 I WASN'T INFORMED OF ANY PASSWORD. 209 00:13:34,125 --> 00:13:36,285 HELLO? 210 00:13:36,375 --> 00:13:39,325 AHH! 211 00:13:39,417 --> 00:13:43,167 - Ed: I SEE THROUGH YOUR DISGUISE, CREATURE FROM BEYOND 212 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,130 OUR STARS! 213 00:13:44,208 --> 00:13:50,418 - Edd: ED, IT'S ME -- DOUBLE...D! 214 00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:57,540 - Ed: DOUBLE D, YOU'RE ALIVE! 215 00:13:57,625 --> 00:14:00,995 - Kevin: WHILE THE ALPHA TEAM CIRCLES THE PERIMETER HERE AND 216 00:14:01,083 --> 00:14:04,253 HOOKS UP WITH THE OMEGA TEAM HERE, THAT'S WHEN WE TAKE THEM. 217 00:14:04,333 --> 00:14:08,083 ANY QUESTIONS? 218 00:14:08,167 --> 00:14:10,627 - Eddy: YAWN! 219 00:14:10,708 --> 00:14:11,708 JIMMY? 220 00:14:11,792 --> 00:14:14,172 - Jimmy: THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 221 00:14:14,250 --> 00:14:19,080 [ SMOOCHING ] - Kevin: RIGHT. 222 00:14:19,167 --> 00:14:20,707 START BUILDING YOUR WEAPONS. 223 00:14:20,792 --> 00:14:24,502 DOUBLE D, WHAT'D YOU FIND OUT, MAN? 224 00:14:24,583 --> 00:14:27,293 - Edd: MY INFORMATION GATHERING POINTS TO ALIEN BEINGS 225 00:14:27,375 --> 00:14:30,535 DISPERSING HEAT THROUGH THEIR VISION. 226 00:14:30,625 --> 00:14:33,995 - Kevin: HEAT VISION, HUH? 227 00:14:34,083 --> 00:14:37,423 - Edd: WITH THAT, I TOOK THE LIBERTY OF DEVELOPING A SUB-ZERO 228 00:14:37,500 --> 00:14:40,500 BATTLE SUIT WHICH SHOULD EFFECTIVELY PROTECT US FROM 229 00:14:40,583 --> 00:14:44,963 THEIR DETONATION OF HEAT. 230 00:14:45,042 --> 00:14:49,132 [ WOLF WHISTLE ] - Kevin: NICE. 231 00:14:49,208 --> 00:14:52,458 JIMMY, CURLERS DON'T COUNT AS WEAPONS. 232 00:14:52,542 --> 00:14:54,462 - Eddy: HOLD THIS. 233 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,460 - Ed: DO IT AGAIN! 234 00:15:02,542 --> 00:15:05,832 [ LAUGHS ] - Eddy: [ LAUGHS ] 235 00:15:05,917 --> 00:15:09,207 - Edd: EDDY, I'M A TAD SUSPECT THAT THIS WILL PROVIDE YOU 236 00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:10,042 ADEQUATE DEFENSE. 237 00:15:10,125 --> 00:15:11,665 - Eddy: DEFENSE, SCHMEFENSE. 238 00:15:11,750 --> 00:15:13,580 I'M GONNA BE SWIMMING IN MOOLA. 239 00:15:13,667 --> 00:15:17,417 ONCE I BAG ONE OF THOSE ALIENS, I'LL BE FAMOUS. 240 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:20,080 - Edd: WELL, JUST LET ED OUT WHEN YOU'RE DONE, THEN. 241 00:15:20,167 --> 00:15:21,457 - Ed: PULL MY FINGER, EDDY. 242 00:15:21,542 --> 00:15:25,962 [ FARTING ] - Kevin: READY? 243 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,170 - Jonny: READY, RIGHT, BUDDY? 244 00:15:30,250 --> 00:15:31,330 - Nazz: READY, ALMOST. 245 00:15:31,417 --> 00:15:32,997 - Ed: DON'T LOOK AT THE CAMERA. 246 00:15:33,083 --> 00:15:34,003 DON'T LOOK AT THE CAMERA. 247 00:15:34,083 --> 00:15:35,173 - Jimmy: READY. 248 00:15:35,250 --> 00:15:37,710 - Sarah: THIS STINK JUICE WILL BURN THEIR NOSTRILS OFF. 249 00:15:37,792 --> 00:15:40,212 - Jimmy: BUT, SARAH, YOU SAID YOU LOVED MY HOMEMADE DANDELION 250 00:15:40,292 --> 00:15:41,542 PERFUME. 251 00:15:41,625 --> 00:15:44,375 - Edd: IT IS HERE, DEAR FRIENDS, ON THE THRESHOLD OF 252 00:15:44,458 --> 00:15:48,208 FATE, WHERE WE STARE INTO THE GAPING MOUTH OF UNCERTAINTY. 253 00:15:48,042 --> 00:15:51,082 IN THIS, OUR DARKEST HOUR, I WISH TO EXPRESS MY -- 254 00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:54,037 - Kevin: ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP. 255 00:15:54,125 --> 00:15:57,205 THESE SPACE DWEEBS MADE A BIG MISTAKE INVADING OUR 256 00:15:57,042 --> 00:15:59,252 NEIGHBORHOOD AND TAKING OUR PAL. 257 00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:03,133 WHAT SAY WE GIVE THEM A GOOD OLD PEACH CREEK WELCOME? 258 00:16:03,208 --> 00:16:04,498 - All: YEAH! 259 00:16:04,583 --> 00:16:10,633 [ CHEERING ] - Kevin: LET'S DO THIS. 260 00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:15,128 WE'RE COMING FOR YOU, ROLFIE BOY! 261 00:16:21,375 --> 00:16:26,495 - Jimmy: [ PANTING ] WHOA! 262 00:16:28,333 --> 00:16:30,423 - Kevin: [ WHISTLES ] 263 00:16:46,833 --> 00:16:49,133 - Sarah: TAKE A WHIFF OF THIS, 264 00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:52,038 YOU BAD ALIENS! 265 00:16:52,125 --> 00:16:54,875 I DID IT, JIMMY! 266 00:16:54,958 --> 00:17:00,128 WHOA! THEY GOT ME. 267 00:17:00,208 --> 00:17:04,168 - Ed: ED IS COMING, BABY SISTER. 268 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,000 - Eddy: ED, WAIT! 269 00:17:06,083 --> 00:17:07,173 ARE YOU NUTS? 270 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:12,380 THOSE ALIENS WILL SUCK YOUR BRAIN OUT. 271 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:16,960 - Jimmy: OUCH. 272 00:17:17,042 --> 00:17:23,462 [ MOANING ] - Kevin: [ WHISTLES ] 273 00:17:25,208 --> 00:17:28,128 - Jonny: WATCH MY BACK, PLANK. 274 00:17:28,208 --> 00:17:30,208 YEAH, BABY! 275 00:17:39,583 --> 00:17:42,173 - Eddy: [ LAUGHING ] - Edd: THAT ISN'T FUNNY, EDDY. 276 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,130 - Kevin: LOOK ALIVE. 277 00:17:43,208 --> 00:17:45,168 HERE, COVER ME. 278 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:48,040 YOU, COME WITH ME. 279 00:17:48,125 --> 00:17:50,245 EAT THIS, YOU OUTER-SPACE FREAKS. 280 00:17:50,333 --> 00:17:53,003 FEED ME SOME AMMO, DORKO. 281 00:17:53,083 --> 00:17:54,253 MOVE IT! 282 00:17:54,333 --> 00:18:01,883 - Ed: GO BACK FROM WHENCE YOU CAME, ALIENS FROM THE UNKNOWN. 283 00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:05,538 GUTTER BALL! 284 00:18:05,625 --> 00:18:08,035 - Edd: I HOPE YOU'RE GOING TO PICK THOSE UP. 285 00:18:08,125 --> 00:18:10,955 - Kevin: YOU GUYS ARE USELESS. 286 00:18:11,042 --> 00:18:12,132 EVERYBODY'S ON THEIR OWN. 287 00:18:12,208 --> 00:18:13,078 I'VE HAD IT. 288 00:18:13,167 --> 00:18:14,127 - Jimmy: MY DREAM! 289 00:18:14,208 --> 00:18:16,038 WE'LL BE SENT UP INTO THE SKY. 290 00:18:16,125 --> 00:18:17,325 - Nazz: CHILL OUT, KEVIN. 291 00:18:17,417 --> 00:18:18,327 - Sarah: YEAH. 292 00:18:18,417 --> 00:18:20,827 WE GOT TO GET ROLF OUT OF THAT HOUSE. 293 00:18:20,917 --> 00:18:25,207 - Ed: ISSUE 14, "ZOMBIE ALIENS FROM PLANET RHUBARB," STATES 294 00:18:25,042 --> 00:18:29,082 MORE THAN OFTEN IT IS REQUIRED TO BAIT SAID ALIENS WITH A HUMAN 295 00:18:29,167 --> 00:18:32,037 FEMALE TO LURE POTENTIAL FLESH-CONSUMING 296 00:18:32,125 --> 00:18:36,035 EXTRATERRESTRIALS FROM THEIR LAIR. 297 00:18:36,125 --> 00:18:38,785 - Nazz: THAT'S SO DUMB. 298 00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:47,833 - Edd: DEAREST NAZZ, FIND IT IN YOUR HEART TO FORGIVE ME. 299 00:18:47,917 --> 00:18:53,327 PERHAPS IT'S BEST TO THINK OF IT AS A SELFLESS ACT TO SAVE -- 300 00:18:55,792 --> 00:19:08,332 [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ] [ WHIRRING ] 301 00:19:08,417 --> 00:19:10,957 [ WHIRRING STOPS ] - [ SQUEALING ] 302 00:19:24,208 --> 00:19:25,878 - Kevin: WHOA. 303 00:19:25,958 --> 00:19:29,918 - Sarah: [ GASPING ] - Eddy: THERE'S SO MANY OF 304 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:30,580 THEM. 305 00:19:30,667 --> 00:19:33,787 I'M GONNA BE SUPER RICH! 306 00:19:48,375 --> 00:19:51,125 - Nazz: PLEASE, DON'T EAT ME! 307 00:19:51,208 --> 00:19:52,998 - All: [ SCREAMING ] - Eddy: 7-FIGURE BRACKET, HERE 308 00:19:58,042 --> 00:19:59,132 I COME! 309 00:19:59,208 --> 00:20:03,708 - Rolf: HELLO, FELLOW NEIGHBORHOOD NOTHINGS. 310 00:20:03,792 --> 00:20:05,082 - Nazz: ROLF? 311 00:20:05,167 --> 00:20:10,127 - Eddy: GERONIMO! 312 00:20:10,208 --> 00:20:11,628 - Rolf: OH HO HO! 313 00:20:11,708 --> 00:20:13,418 YOU HAVE COME TO JOIN THE CELEBRATION. 314 00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:15,130 - Both: CELEBRATION? 315 00:20:15,208 --> 00:20:20,748 - Eddy: YOU AIN'T AN ALIEN FROM OUTER SPACE. 316 00:20:20,833 --> 00:20:23,213 - Rolf: ROLF'S SKIN WEEPS WITH TEARS OF IMPURITY AS HIS 317 00:20:23,292 --> 00:20:26,172 RELATIVES TURN THE FURNACE UP TO HIGH. 318 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:29,540 - Jonny: THAT'S WHAT HE SAID, BUDDY -- RELATIVES. 319 00:20:29,625 --> 00:20:32,125 - Rolf: RELATIVES, YES. 320 00:20:32,208 --> 00:20:35,418 ROLF'S BROOD FROM THE OLD COUNTRY. 321 00:20:37,042 --> 00:20:38,382 - Edd: OF COURSE. 322 00:20:38,458 --> 00:20:40,168 IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW. 323 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:43,040 ROLF ISN'T LITERALLY BEING INVADED BY ALIENS. 324 00:20:43,125 --> 00:20:47,245 IT'S JUST HIS FAMILY VISITING FROM HIS NATIVE LAND. 325 00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:51,043 - Ed: THEY ARE SO OTHERWORLDLY. 326 00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:54,205 - Rolf: FARGA AND UNCLE YORNIK THANK YOU FOR LETTING THEM USE 327 00:20:54,042 --> 00:20:58,792 YOUR CLOTHES AS EMERGENCY BIBS, LONE TOTEM-POLED BOY. 328 00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:03,205 COME, FICKLE FRIENDS OF THE CUL-DE-SAC, JOIN ROLF'S FAMILY 329 00:21:03,042 --> 00:21:07,042 IN THE FESTIVITIES. 330 00:21:07,125 --> 00:21:09,165 WHOA. 331 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,380 - Rolf: HA HA! 332 00:21:10,458 --> 00:21:12,788 ROLF SUSPECTS LITTLE COUSIN BASTIAN WANTS A KISS UNDER THE 333 00:21:12,875 --> 00:21:15,075 MEMBRANE OF A YAK, SHE WHO GIVES MIGRAINES. 334 00:21:15,167 --> 00:21:17,667 - Sarah: AHHH! 335 00:21:17,750 --> 00:21:24,790 - Jonny: [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ] - Rolf: YOU MUST STAY. 336 00:21:24,875 --> 00:21:27,035 NANA SEES THE FOOTREST POTENTIAL IN YOUR "FLAT AS A PANCAKE" 337 00:21:27,125 --> 00:21:29,995 HEAD. 338 00:21:30,083 --> 00:21:31,043 - Eddy: AHH! 339 00:21:31,125 --> 00:21:32,205 NO, LET ME GO. 340 00:21:32,042 --> 00:21:34,042 I DON'T WANT TO BE AN OTTOMAN! 341 00:21:34,125 --> 00:21:38,375 HELP, ED, DOUBLE D! 342 00:21:38,458 --> 00:21:39,828 ISN'T IT EXCITING, ED? 343 00:21:39,917 --> 00:21:43,077 WE FINALLY HAVE A CHANCE TO MEET ROLF'S ENIGMATIC FAMILY. 344 00:21:43,167 --> 00:21:46,077 OH, THE QUESTIONS ABOUT THE CULTURE AND STRANGE AFFINITY TO 345 00:21:46,167 --> 00:21:48,037 ANIMAL BY-PRODUCTS ARE ENDLESS. 346 00:21:48,125 --> 00:21:50,245 SHALL WE? 347 00:21:50,333 --> 00:21:56,133 - Ed: NO MORE CHEEK PINCHING FOR ED, DOUBLE D. 348 00:21:56,208 --> 00:22:00,128 - Nazz: HELLO! 349 00:22:00,208 --> 00:22:02,128 A LITTLE HELP HERE? 350 00:22:02,208 --> 00:22:04,578 GUYS! 351 00:22:10,708 --> 00:22:12,708 [ BEEPING ] 24471

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