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- [ WHISTLING ]
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- Edd: BRBRBRBRB, YEAH!
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- Jimmy: GOOD DAY, WORLD.
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♪ LA LA LA LA-LA LA-LA
♪ LA-LA-LA-LA LA LA LA LA
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[ LAUGHS ]
WHO'S THERE?
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- [ WOLF-WHISTLES ]
- Jimmy: I'M SO AWESOME.
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[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]
[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]
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- GOOD DAY, JIMMY.
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- Jimmy: GOOD DAY, MR. SUN.
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GOODY, GOODY, GOODY!
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FELICITATIONS, FELLOW CHILDREN
OF THE CUL-DE-SAC.
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- Kevin: FELICITATIONS TO YOU,
TOO, DEAR JIMMY.
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- Nazz: YOUR COWLICK LOOKS SO
DIVINE TODAY, JIMMY.
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- Rolf: ROLF HAS MUCH
ADMIRATION FOR HE WHO CAN LICK A
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COW.
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- Jimmy: A COMPLIMENT, I'M
SURE.
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SORRY TO SAY I'M ON MY WAY.
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TOODLE-OO!
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- Nazz: TA-TA!
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- Kevin: CHEERIO!
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- Rolf: LATER, ALLIGATOR!
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[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]
- Jimmy: NICE RIDING YOU,
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MR. CATERPILLAR.
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HIDY-HI, CUL-DE-SAC CASTAWAYS.
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I SEE DOLLY NO-NO.
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SHE'S KEEPING YOU FROM WREAKING
HAVOC ON THIS FINE DAY.
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- Eddy: HAVOC?
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OH, LIKE THE FISH.
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- Edd: THAT'S HADDOCK, EDDY.
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- Ed: MY BOTTOM'S GOT A
HADDOCK.
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- Jimmy: YOU THREE ARE SO
KOOKY.
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- Eddy: DARN IT, I LOVE HIS
COWLICK.
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- Jimmy: THERE SHE IS -- MY
UMBER-HAIRED ANGEL, MY
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PUMMELING PROTECTOR.
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[ LAUGHING ]
- Sarah: HELP, JIMMY!
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- Jimmy: WHAT'S HAPPENING?
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AHHH!
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- Sarah: JIMMY!
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- Jimmy: SARAH, ROBOT WIGGLY!
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ROBOT WIGGLY!
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- Sarah: HELP ME, JIMMY!
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- Jimmy: SARAH! SARAH!
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AHHH!
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OH, NO! OH, NO!
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- Sarah: TAKE MY HAND, JIMMY!
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- Jimmy: I'M TRYING, SARAH!
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I CAN'T REACH YOU!
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- Sarah: JIMM-Y-Y-Y-Y!
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- Jimmy: SARA-A-A-A-H!
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SARAH?
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- Sarah: BOY, I THOUGHT YOU'D
NEVER WAKE UP.
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- Jimmy: OH, SARAH, WHAT A
HORRIBLE DREAM!
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THESE HERCULEAN MECHANICAL
PINCERS DROPPED FROM THE SKY,
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ALL WIGGLY-LIKE, AND SNATCHED
YOU AWAY.
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- Sarah: HOW MANY BELLY BOMB
BONBONS DID YOU EAT BEFORE BED,
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MISTER?
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YOU KNOW THEY GIVE YOU
NIGHTMARES.
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- Jimmy: UM, MAYBE ONE OR TWO.
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[ CLANGING ]
OKAY, GUILTY AS CHARGED.
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I'M A PIGGY.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
♪ LA LA LA LA-LA LA-LA
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♪ LA-LA-LA-LA LA LA LA LA
[ HUMMING ]
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OH, LOOK.
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A POSTCARD.
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I LOVE POST...
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TAKE MY HAND.
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JIMM-Y-Y-Y-Y!
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JIMMY?
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BOY, YOU SURE ARE ACTING WEIRD
TODAY.
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- Jimmy: OWIE! SARAH!
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- Jonny: RIGHT ON!
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WAIT TILL EVERYBODY SEES OUR
HAPPENING HARVEST HATS AT THE
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SADIE HAWKINS DANCE.
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WHAT DO WE NEED NOW, BUDDY?
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WHAT THE HECK'S A RUTABAGA?
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I BET YOU ROLF'S GOT ONE OF
THOSE THINGS.
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HE'S KIND OF NUTTY THAT WAY.
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[ GRUNTING ]
[ WHIRRING ]
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OW!
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HEY, ROLF, WHAT YOU DOING?
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- Sarah: COME ON, JIMMY.
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SNOW ANGELS ARE FUN.
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- Jimmy: ROBOT CLAWS FROM THE
SKY.
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THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE US AWAY.
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- Sarah: GET OVER IT, WILL YA?
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IT WAS JUST A DREAM.
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- Jimmy: I CAN'T CONTROL
MYSELF, SARAH.
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IT SEEMED SO REAL, AS THOUGH IT
ACTUALLY HAPPENED.
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- Sarah: WELL, THAT'S JUST
PLAIN STUPID, SILLY.
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- Jimmy: I FEEL SO ICKY, SARAH.
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- Edd: AND THEREFORE, AN
INTEGER OF 4 ADDED INTO THE
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EQUATION YIELDS A MUCH MORE
READILY DECIPHERABLE HOT POTATO.
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KNOWING "Q" IS A CONSTANT IN THE
QUOTIENT, WE CAN DEDUCE THAT "P"
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IS EQUAL TO 72.
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ANY QUESTIONS, EDDY?
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EDDY?
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[ CHATTERING ]
- Eddy: CHECK IT OUT, SOCKHEAD.
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THE PLAY-DOH HEAD'S BUSTING AN
ARTERY.
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[ LAUGHS ]
WHAT AN IDIOT!
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- Jonny: YOU GOT TO BELIEVE US,
GUYS.
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WE'RE ALL DEAD DUCKS.
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DEAD DUCKS, I TELL YOU!
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- Nazz: DUDE, HARSH SUNBURN.
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YOU NEED SOME ALOE VERA.
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- Edd: PARDON ME.
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IF IT'S NOT TOO MUCH TO ASK,
COULD YOU KEEP YOUR VOICES DOWN?
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EDDY'S TUTORING REQUIRES --
- Jonny: YOU WILL BELIEVE ME!
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THERE'S FLESH-EATING ALIENS
INVADING ROLF'S HOUSE, DOUBLE D!
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HE SAID SO! HE DID!
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- Eddy: OH, THIS IS GONNA BE
GOOD.
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- Kevin: FLESH-EATING ALIENS,
HUH?
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YEAH, RIGHT.
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AND I GOT A RUSSIAN
PLATE-TWIRLING TEAM CAMPING OUT
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IN MY BACKYARD.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
- Jonny: THEY DON'T BELIEVE US,
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BUDDY.
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THEY DON'T BELIEVE US!
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- Jimmy: I BELIEVE YOU, JONNY.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
- Sarah: HA HA HA!
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OH, JIMMY, YOU'RE SUCH A KIDDER.
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WHAT THE HECK'S WRONG WITH YOU?
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GET REAL, JIMMY.
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- Jimmy: I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE
REAL IN ALL MY LIFE, SARAH.
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MY DREAM HAS COME TRUE.
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GIANT BLADES WILL FALL, SLICING
THROUGH THE EARTH LIKE A
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DEEP-DISH FLAN.
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IT'S THE END OF HUMANITY!
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OHHH.
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- Eddy: SWEET.
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- Nazz: INTENSE.
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- Kevin: GIVE ME A BREAK.
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- Eddy: OH, COME ON.
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YOU CAN'T GO GET ME SOME
MARSHMALLOWS?
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- Sarah: WHERE'S MY STUPID
BROTHER?!
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- Edd: HE DID LEAVE THIS NOTE
ON HIS BEDROOM DOOR THIS
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MORNING.
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- Sarah: LET ME SEE.
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"AT ROLF'S.
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NEEDS HELP."
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- Nazz: DUDE, ALIENS OR NOT,
SOMETHING'S SERIOUSLY UP.
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- Edd: DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE
BLOWING THIS OUT OF PROPORTION
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JUST A LITTLE?
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ED'S NO DOUBT ASSISTING ROLF
WITH SOME FARMYARD DUTIES.
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IT WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME.
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- Jonny: OR MAYBE ED'S HELPING
ROLF FIGHT OFF THOSE ALIENS AS
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WE SPEAK!
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- Kevin: YO, PUT AN END TO IT
AND JUST GO CHECK HIS HOUSE OUT
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ALREADY.
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- Edd: WELL, IT HARDLY APPEARS
TO BE THE STRONGHOLD OF SOME
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ALIEN ENCROACHMENT, NOW, DOES
IT?
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GOODNESS. IS IT ME, OR IS IT
SUDDENLY BECOMING UNBEARABLY
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WARM?
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- Eddy: MAN, I'M FRYING LIKE AN
EGG OVER HERE.
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- Edd: STRANGE.
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HOW COULD THE LAND TEMPERATURE
CHANGE SO DRASTICALLY FROM ONE
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AREA TO THE NEXT?
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- Jonny: SEE? I TOLD YOU!
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- Sarah: HOLY MAN!
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- Edd: THE PLAYGROUND.
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- Kevin: FOLLOW ME.
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- All: UGH!
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- Edd: WHAT IN HEAVEN'S NAME IS
THAT?
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- Kevin: WHATEVER IT IS, IT
REEKS.
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- Nazz: AHH! AHHH!
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[ ALL SCREAMING ]
- Kevin: IT HATCHED, MAN!
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[ SQUEAKING ]
[ SQUEAKING STOPS ]
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- Eddy: LET'S MAKE A BREAK FOR
IT.
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- Both: AHHH!
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- Eddy: ED?
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- Ed: [ BABBLING ]
SQUEEZED.
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CHEEKS PINCHED.
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RIBS PRODDED.
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GRIZZLY BEAST BEINGS THAT SMELL
LIKE MOTHBALLS!
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I AM SO POOPED.
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- Jonny: THE ALIENS
EXPERIMENTED ON ED.
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- Ed: PROTECT YOURSELF,
LARGE-NOGGINED ONE, AS THEY
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WILL USE YOU AS AN OTTOMAN FOR
THEIR SCALY FEET!
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- Jonny: NO, NOT THE OTTOMAN!
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- Kevin: THAT'S IT.
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WE'RE STORMING THAT HOUSE.
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- Eddy: HOLD THE PHONE.
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WHO MADE YOU COMMANDER IN CHUMP,
BOXHEAD?
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WANT
TO GO IN THE HOUSE FIRST, HUH,
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DORKY?
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- Eddy: KEV, THE LEADER --
GREAT IDEA.
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- Edd: I'LL RESEARCH ED'S
TAWDRY EXTRATERRESTRIAL
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MATERIAL.
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THERE MAY BE VITAL CLUES ON HOW
TO DEAL WITH THE ALIEN
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INSURGENCY.
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[ BLEATING ]
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- Edd: HMM.
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"SQUARE DANCERS FROM THE OUTER
REACHES"?
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COLORFUL.
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"ATTACK OF THE SPACE NOSE
MINERS"?
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DEVIATING.
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"INAPPROPRIATE PINCHERS FROM
BEYOND"?
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HMM.
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HEAT VISION?
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"EXTRATERRESTRIAL BEINGS ARE
KNOWN TO PRODUCE ELEVATED
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TEMPERATURES OF HEAT."
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COINCIDENCE?
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[ CREAKING ]
HELLO?
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[ CLANK ]
HUH?
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[ CREAKING ]
AHH!
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OH, FOR GOODNESS' SAKE.
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[ CRASHING ]
- Ed: PASSWORD?
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- Edd: PASSWORD?
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I WASN'T INFORMED OF ANY
PASSWORD.
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HELLO?
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AHH!
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- Ed: I SEE THROUGH YOUR
DISGUISE, CREATURE FROM BEYOND
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OUR STARS!
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- Edd: ED, IT'S ME --
DOUBLE...D!
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- Ed: DOUBLE D, YOU'RE ALIVE!
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- Kevin: WHILE THE ALPHA TEAM
CIRCLES THE PERIMETER HERE AND
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HOOKS UP WITH THE OMEGA TEAM
HERE, THAT'S WHEN WE TAKE THEM.
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ANY QUESTIONS?
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- Eddy: YAWN!
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JIMMY?
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- Jimmy: THANK YOU, THANK YOU,
THANK YOU.
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[ SMOOCHING ]
- Kevin: RIGHT.
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START BUILDING YOUR WEAPONS.
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DOUBLE D, WHAT'D YOU FIND OUT,
MAN?
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- Edd: MY INFORMATION GATHERING
POINTS TO ALIEN BEINGS
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DISPERSING HEAT THROUGH THEIR
VISION.
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- Kevin: HEAT VISION, HUH?
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- Edd: WITH THAT, I TOOK THE
LIBERTY OF DEVELOPING A SUB-ZERO
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BATTLE SUIT WHICH SHOULD
EFFECTIVELY PROTECT US FROM
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THEIR DETONATION OF HEAT.
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[ WOLF WHISTLE ]
- Kevin: NICE.
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JIMMY, CURLERS DON'T COUNT AS
WEAPONS.
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- Eddy: HOLD THIS.
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- Ed: DO IT AGAIN!
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[ LAUGHS ]
- Eddy: [ LAUGHS ]
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- Edd: EDDY, I'M A TAD SUSPECT
THAT THIS WILL PROVIDE YOU
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ADEQUATE DEFENSE.
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- Eddy: DEFENSE, SCHMEFENSE.
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I'M GONNA BE SWIMMING IN MOOLA.
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ONCE I BAG ONE OF THOSE ALIENS,
I'LL BE FAMOUS.
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- Edd: WELL, JUST LET ED OUT
WHEN YOU'RE DONE, THEN.
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- Ed: PULL MY FINGER, EDDY.
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[ FARTING ]
- Kevin: READY?
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- Jonny: READY, RIGHT, BUDDY?
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- Nazz: READY, ALMOST.
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- Ed: DON'T LOOK AT THE CAMERA.
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DON'T LOOK AT THE CAMERA.
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- Jimmy: READY.
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- Sarah: THIS STINK JUICE WILL
BURN THEIR NOSTRILS OFF.
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- Jimmy: BUT, SARAH, YOU SAID
YOU LOVED MY HOMEMADE DANDELION
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PERFUME.
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- Edd: IT IS HERE, DEAR
FRIENDS, ON THE THRESHOLD OF
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FATE, WHERE WE STARE INTO THE
GAPING MOUTH OF UNCERTAINTY.
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IN THIS, OUR DARKEST HOUR, I
WISH TO EXPRESS MY --
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- Kevin: ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP.
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THESE SPACE DWEEBS MADE A BIG
MISTAKE INVADING OUR
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NEIGHBORHOOD AND TAKING OUR PAL.
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WHAT SAY WE GIVE THEM A GOOD OLD
PEACH CREEK WELCOME?
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- All: YEAH!
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[ CHEERING ]
- Kevin: LET'S DO THIS.
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WE'RE COMING FOR YOU,
ROLFIE BOY!
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- Jimmy: [ PANTING ]
WHOA!
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- Kevin: [ WHISTLES ]
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- Sarah: TAKE A WHIFF OF THIS,
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YOU BAD ALIENS!
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I DID IT, JIMMY!
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WHOA! THEY GOT ME.
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- Ed: ED IS COMING, BABY
SISTER.
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- Eddy: ED, WAIT!
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ARE YOU NUTS?
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THOSE ALIENS WILL SUCK YOUR
BRAIN OUT.
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- Jimmy: OUCH.
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[ MOANING ]
- Kevin: [ WHISTLES ]
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- Jonny: WATCH MY BACK, PLANK.
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YEAH, BABY!
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- Eddy: [ LAUGHING ]
- Edd: THAT ISN'T FUNNY, EDDY.
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- Kevin: LOOK ALIVE.
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HERE, COVER ME.
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YOU, COME WITH ME.
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EAT THIS, YOU OUTER-SPACE
FREAKS.
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FEED ME SOME AMMO, DORKO.
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MOVE IT!
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- Ed: GO BACK FROM WHENCE YOU
CAME, ALIENS FROM THE UNKNOWN.
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GUTTER BALL!
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- Edd: I HOPE YOU'RE GOING TO
PICK THOSE UP.
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- Kevin: YOU GUYS ARE USELESS.
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EVERYBODY'S ON THEIR OWN.
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I'VE HAD IT.
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- Jimmy: MY DREAM!
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WE'LL BE SENT UP INTO THE SKY.
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- Nazz: CHILL OUT, KEVIN.
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- Sarah: YEAH.
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WE GOT TO GET ROLF OUT OF THAT
HOUSE.
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- Ed: ISSUE 14, "ZOMBIE ALIENS
FROM PLANET RHUBARB," STATES
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MORE THAN OFTEN IT IS REQUIRED
TO BAIT SAID ALIENS WITH A HUMAN
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FEMALE TO LURE POTENTIAL
FLESH-CONSUMING
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EXTRATERRESTRIALS FROM THEIR
LAIR.
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- Nazz: THAT'S SO DUMB.
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- Edd: DEAREST NAZZ, FIND IT IN
YOUR HEART TO FORGIVE ME.
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PERHAPS IT'S BEST TO THINK OF IT
AS A SELFLESS ACT TO SAVE --
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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
[ WHIRRING ]
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[ WHIRRING STOPS ]
- [ SQUEALING ]
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- Kevin: WHOA.
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- Sarah: [ GASPING ]
- Eddy: THERE'S SO MANY OF
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THEM.
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I'M GONNA BE SUPER RICH!
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- Nazz: PLEASE, DON'T EAT ME!
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- All: [ SCREAMING ]
- Eddy: 7-FIGURE BRACKET, HERE
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I COME!
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- Rolf: HELLO, FELLOW
NEIGHBORHOOD NOTHINGS.
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- Nazz: ROLF?
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- Eddy: GERONIMO!
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- Rolf: OH HO HO!
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YOU HAVE COME TO JOIN THE
CELEBRATION.
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- Both: CELEBRATION?
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- Eddy: YOU AIN'T AN ALIEN FROM
OUTER SPACE.
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- Rolf: ROLF'S SKIN WEEPS WITH
TEARS OF IMPURITY AS HIS
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RELATIVES TURN THE FURNACE UP TO
HIGH.
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- Jonny: THAT'S WHAT HE SAID,
BUDDY -- RELATIVES.
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- Rolf: RELATIVES, YES.
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ROLF'S BROOD FROM THE OLD
COUNTRY.
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- Edd: OF COURSE.
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IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.
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ROLF ISN'T LITERALLY BEING
INVADED BY ALIENS.
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IT'S JUST HIS FAMILY VISITING
FROM HIS NATIVE LAND.
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- Ed: THEY ARE SO OTHERWORLDLY.
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- Rolf: FARGA AND UNCLE YORNIK
THANK YOU FOR LETTING THEM USE
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YOUR CLOTHES AS EMERGENCY BIBS,
LONE TOTEM-POLED BOY.
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COME, FICKLE FRIENDS OF THE
CUL-DE-SAC, JOIN ROLF'S FAMILY
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IN THE FESTIVITIES.
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WHOA.
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- Rolf: HA HA!
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ROLF SUSPECTS LITTLE COUSIN
BASTIAN WANTS A KISS UNDER THE
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MEMBRANE OF A YAK, SHE WHO GIVES
MIGRAINES.
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- Sarah: AHHH!
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- Jonny: [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
- Rolf: YOU MUST STAY.
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NANA SEES THE FOOTREST POTENTIAL
IN YOUR "FLAT AS A PANCAKE"
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HEAD.
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- Eddy: AHH!
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NO, LET ME GO.
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I DON'T WANT TO BE AN OTTOMAN!
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HELP, ED, DOUBLE D!
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ISN'T IT EXCITING, ED?
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WE FINALLY HAVE A CHANCE TO MEET
ROLF'S ENIGMATIC FAMILY.
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OH, THE QUESTIONS ABOUT THE
CULTURE AND STRANGE AFFINITY TO
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ANIMAL BY-PRODUCTS ARE ENDLESS.
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SHALL WE?
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- Ed: NO MORE CHEEK PINCHING
FOR ED, DOUBLE D.
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- Nazz: HELLO!
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A LITTLE HELP HERE?
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GUYS!
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[ BEEPING ]
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