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>> BBBBBB-YEAH.

[LAUGHING] [SIGHS]

>> WOW!

ARE YOU GUYS BUZZ BOYS OR SOMETHING?

>> JONNY, QUICK!

OH, LOOK!

KEVIN'S BEING ATTACKED BY A RABID RAKE!

>> HOLY MACKEREL, PLANK!

KEVIN'S IN TROUBLE.

WATCH OUT FOR THOSE GEESE!

>> OH!

>> AH, TAKE THIS!

>> UNBELIEVABLE.

[LAUGHING] >> GERONIMO!

[LAUGHING] [LAUGHING]

>> I'M ON TO YOU, DORKS.

TRY THAT AGAIN AND I'LL POUND YOU.

>> OH, FOR GOODNESS...

MY APOLOGIES ONCE AGAIN, KEVIN.

>> AAH!

WE'LL SAVE YOU, KEV.

[LAUGHING] >> ARE WE QUITE PLEASED WITH

OURSELVES, GENTLEMEN?

I'M SURE KEVIN'S PATIENCE WITH THIS RANDOM FOLIAGE FOLEY IS

WEARING THIN.

>> KEV'S A PHOEBE.

LET'S HIT HIM AGAIN, LUG NUT!

>> HIT HIM AGAIN!

HIT HIM AGAIN!

HIT HIM AGAIN!

HA HA HA!

I FORGOT WHAT I SAID!

HA HA HA HA!

>> LISTEN TO ROLF CAREFULLY.

A BRICK SHY OF A FULL LOAD, THAT BOY.

>> THAT'S ME.

>> YOU MUST GLANCE THE BOVINE HOOFS AT 3 PM.

NOT 2, 3.

WILLA WILL PROVIDE THE REFUSE.

VICTOR MUST PURGE, AND WATCH THE CHICKENS AS THEY DO NOT LIKE

TO BE SEPARATED EXCEPT FOR BRIDGET WHO PREFERS SOLITUDE.

>> I CAN DO THAT, ROLF, FOR I AM THE BEST JOB I CAN BE.

I CAN CHECK ON HOG...

>> OH, MUST GO NOW OR NANA WILL GIVE ROLF A

FOOT-BEATING LIKE NO OTHER!

>> BREAK LIKE THE WIND, ROLFY!

>> WHAT'S WITH ROLF'S VON-STUPID CLOTHES?

>> ROLF'S GOT TO GO TO A FAMILY REUNION, AND I, ED, AM

RESPONSIBLE FOR HIS MANY FURRY FRIENDS.

[LAUGHING] >> YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?

[GASPS] [PLAYING FLUTE]

[MOOING] [CLUCKING, BLEATING]

[MOOING] [CLUCKING, BLEATING]

>> OK, SOCK HEAD.

THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU HAVE SOME BIG-WORD SMART-GUY WAY FOR

US TO GET OUT OF THESE STUPID SITUATIONS.

GO FOR IT.

>> NOT THIS TIME, EDDY.

ED'S GIVEN ROLF HIS WORD, AND AS AS HIS FRIENDS, WE HAVE AN

OBLIGATION TO SUPPORT HIS DISCONNECTED DECISION AND DO OUR

PART.

>> DON'T WORRY, JIMMY.

JUST KEEP IT DRY, AND WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T SCRATCH IT.

[SHATTERING] I'LL CALL YOU BACK.

ED!

YOU BETTER GET THESE ANIMALS OUT OF THIS HOUSE, MISTER, OR I'M

TELLING MOM!

>> OH, ANIMALS HERE ALL CRAMP IN MY RUMP, SISTER 'O MINE.

>> NO, STUPID HEAD!

>> NO, STUPID HEAD!

>> SARAH DOES HAVE A POINT, ED.

>> BUT DOUBLE D!

THEY ARE SO CUTE AND CUDDLY.

>> MY FAVORITE SHIRT SHOT!

THROW HIM OUT, EDD.

WHO NEEDS HIM?

>> INKY DINKY, STINKY YOU.

AAH!

[SIREN] >> ED, HUSH.

FOR GOODNESS SAKE, SARAH'S GOING TO HEAR YOU.

>> IT'S A 4-SAUSAGE FIRE, DOUBLE D.

EVERYBODY HOP ABOARD THE ED TRAIN.

>> ED!

JUST WATCHING TV, SARAH.

NOTHING'S GOING ON HERE.

SEE?

>> YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR STEP, MISTER.

>> WE SURE FOOLED HER, HUH, GUYS?

HA HA HA HA!

HA HA HA HA!

>> HONESTLY, IF THIS IS HOW YOU'RE GONNA HELP, I MAY AS WELL

BE DOING THIS MYSELF.

MESSY, MESSY.

JUST LOOK AT THIS FILTH!

OUR 4-LEGGED GUESTS AREN'T GONNA CLEAN UP AFTER THEMSELVES, YOU

KNOW?

>> SAY PARTY A-GO-GO!

[BLEATING] >> HOT COCOA AND POTATO SALAD!

WHO'S WITH ME?

>> ED!

THERE'S SOMETHING FISHY GOING ON HERE.

>> SHH.

>> A-HA!

>> A-HA!

>> OK, EVERYBODY OUT OF THE POOL!

UGH!

>> EDWARD, THIS CHARADE OF LIES IS IN DANGER OF ACCOUNTABILITY.

PERHAPS YOU SHOULD CONSIDER CARING FOR ROLF'S ANIMALS

ELSEWHERE?

>> HOLD THAT THINK!

HA HA HA!

>> THAT'S IT!

I'M BLOWING THIS BARN FEST.

>> EDDY, PLEASE!

>> ROLF HAS RETURNED.

>> HELLO, HE WHO RESEMBLES A SWOLLEN THUMB, ED BOY.

HELLO, EVERYONE.

ONCE AGAIN A FAMILY FRACAS HAS ENDED THE MIRTH OF ROLF'S FAMILY

GATHERING.

OH, WELL.

TIME TO GO, YES?

PLEASE PASS ON ROLF'S GRATITUDE TO THE LUCKY BOY.

GOOD-BYE.

>> WHO'S UP FOR SOME HOCKEY?

FOUR!

[LAUGHING] WHERE DID EVERYBODY GO?

OH, I GET IT.

HIDE AND SEEK.

OK!

READY OR NOT, HERE I COME!

HELLO?

OK, FURRY FRIENDS.

YOU WIN.

COME OUT, COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE!

>> UM, EXCUSE ME, ED, BUT IT SEEMS ROLF RETURNED UM, WELL,

EARLY, AND GATHERED HIS-- >> YEAH, HE TOOK ALL HIS PESTS

AND BROUGHT THEM BACK TO HIS DUMP.

>> SAY IT ISN'T SO!

[CRYING] COME BACK LITTLE ONES!

I MISS MY FURRY FRIENDS, GUYS.

>> NAH, YOU'RE BETTER OFF WITHOUT THEM, BLUBBER PUSS.

>> DON'T TALK TO ME.

>> EDDY, CAN'T YOU SEE ED HAS DEVELOPED A BOND OF FRIENDSHIP

WITH ROLF'S CREATURES?

[CRYING] WE OWE IT TO HELP HIM THROUGH

THIS DIFFICULT TIME OF SEPARATION.

>> WHAT, AGAIN?

HOW ABOUT MY DIFFICULT TIME OF HAVING YOU ON MY BACK THROUGH

THIS WHOLE SHOW!

HEY, I GOT AN IDEA OF A FRIEND WHO CAN HELP OLD SAD SACK HERE.

>> DO TELL, EDDY.

>> HUH?

WHAT I TELL YOU, ED?

IS HE FUZZY AND CUDDLY OR WHAT?

>> CAN I KEEP HIM, EDDY?

>> AH HA HA.

YES, VERY GOOD, EDDY.

I THINK YOU'VE MADE YOUR POINT QUITE CLEAR.

OH, I'LL ADMIT I MAY HAVE BEEN A TAD OVERBEARING TODAY, BUT NOT

WITHOUT GOOD INTENTIONS AND CONCERN FOR ED'S STATE OF WELL--

>> HUG THE BUNNY.

HUG THE BUNNY.

OH, LOOK, HE LIKES ME, EDDY!

PURR LIKE A BUNNY.

PURR LIKE A BUNNY.

PURR LIKE A BUNNY.

>> RABBITS DON'T PURR, ED.

WAIT, DON'T LEAVE ME, EDDY!

>> NOT THIS TIME, SOCK HEAD!

I GOT AN OBLIGATION.

[LAUGHING] PET THE BUNNY!

ONLY 25 CENTS.

>> EDDY! [LAUGHING]

WHY, EDDY?

WHY, I ASK YOU?

YET ANOTHER DETENTION FOR YOU AND I.

IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL ACADEMIC GRADES FALL, MISTER!

>> YAH, LIGHTEN UP.

IT BUILDS CHARACTER, SOCK HEAD.

DID YOU SEE HOW BIG THAT THING GOT ON THE TEACHER'S HEAD WHEN

HE STARTED YELLING?

HA HA HA!

MAN, I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BUST.

>> THE TEACHER HAD EVERY RIGHT TO BE UPSET, EDDY.

WHY JUST THE ELECTRICAL REWIRING OF THAT CLASSROOM ALONE WILL

TAKE WEEKS.

>> AH HA HA HA!

YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE, SOCK HEAD.

>> AND DID YOU SEE THE LOOK ON EDD'S FACE?

I ALMOST WET MY EYEBROW, GUYS.

CHUMP HERE SURE KNOWS FUNNY, BOY.

[LAUGHING] >> WHO YOU CALLING CHUMP?

OW!

[GROANING] >> LOOK.

"EDDY IS A NO NECK CHUMP!" CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?

>> GOOD LORD!

WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD DEFACE A SANCTUM OF EDUCATION?

>> SOMEBODY WHO'S OUT TO RUIN MY GOOD NAME.

THAT'S WHO.

IT'S A SMEAR CAMPAIGN, I TELL YOU.

>> OH, COME NOW, EDDY.

THIS IS IN NO WAY A GREATER SCHEME TO RUIN YOUR REPUTATION.

WHY I THINK YOU'VE DONE A GOOD JOB OF THAT ON YOUR OWN.

ONE WELL-WORN SNEAKER, ONE KNIT SCARF...

ONE BROWN PENCIL CASE.

>> OH, BOY!

OH, BOY!

OH-- >> WHAT IN HEAVEN'S NAME ARE YOU

DOING?

FILCHING FROM THE LOST AND FOUND?

HAS THIS WHOLE SCHOOL GONE MAD?

>> NOT ME, DOUBLE D.

I'M IN MY HAPPY PLACE 'CAUSE CHUMPY, THE "NO NECK EDDY," HAS

A PLAN.

>> JUST WAIT TILL I GET MY HANDS ON THE JERK WHO WROTE THOSE

LIES!

WHY, I'LL-- >> REPORT THEM TO THE SCHOOL

AUTHORITIES?

>> TOO EASY.

I'M GOING INCOGNITO, SOCK HEAD, WITH A SUPER DISGUISE.

I'LL CREATE AN ALTER EGO THAT'LL LET ME SCHMOOZE AND MINGLE AMONG

THOSE RATS WITHOUT THEM KNOWING IT'S ME!

AND THEN WHEN I FIND OUT WHO DID IT, BAM!

HA HA HA HA!

NO PEEKING!

>> WELL, HE CERTAINLY HAS THE EGO.

HAVE YOU EVER HAD ONE OF THOSE DAYS, ED?

>> EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE, DOUBLE D.

>> HUH?

SO?

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

MY OWN MOTHER WOULDN'T RECOGNIZE ME.

>> EDDY, IT'S PAINFULLY OBVIOUS YOU'RE STILL YOU.

>> LOOK!

A NEW KID!

MY NAME IS ED, FRIEND.

WELL, IT'S JUST ED, NOT ED-FRIEND.

I AM ED, AND YOU ARE FRIEND, SO--

>> HOWDY, ED.

MY NAME'S UM...

CARL!

MY FAMILY JUST FLEW IN FROM ECUADOR.

>> EDDY'S GONNA LIKE YOU, CARL.

>> BINGO.

>> OH, EDDY!

COME AND MEET CARL, EDDY!

EDDY?

>> THIS ALPHABET "F" CONFOUNDS ROLF TO NO END!

PHOOEY!

ROLF WOULD NOT LINE WILFRED'S PEN WITH SUCH DRIBBLE.

>> HOWDY!

I'M NEW IN TOWN, AND...

WAS WONDERING IF-- >> ROLF SHARES IN YOUR

AWKWARDNESS.

AS ROLF, TOO, IS A STRANGER IN THIS STRANGE LAND.

A SON OF A SHEPHERD CAST ADRIFT ON THE FAR DISTANT SHORE.

>> ROLF, HAVE YOU SEEN THIS NO NECK CHUMP?

>> THE SNAKE IN THE GRASS ED-BOY IS MISSING?

>> YUP.

IF YOU SEE HIM, BIND HIM WITH DUCT TAPE AS HE DOES NOT PLAY

WELL WITH OTHERS AND HAS BEEN KNOWN TO DRIBBLE.

>> IS THIS SO?

>> DUDE, GOOD HANDS!

COME ON!

WE NEED A RECEIVER, MAN.

>> ME?

A RECEIVER?

>> YOU MUST BE NEW, DUDE.

THE NAME'S KEVIN.

>> MY NAME'S CARL.

>> MY NAME'S JONNY, AND THIS HERE'S MY BUDDY PLANK.

WE'RE PLAYING HOCKEY, AND YOU CAN BE SHORT STOP!

>> DON'T LISTEN TO CLUELESS, CARL.

SO, YOU GOOD FOR SOME EXTRA YARDS AFTER THAT CATCH, BRO?

>> PLANK SAYS WE NEED TO BREAK THE NEW KID IN.

>> RIGHT.

DOG PILE ON THE NEW KID!

RIGHTEOUS!

>> YEAH!

>> PILE ON THE NEW KID!

[LAUGHING] >> DID YOU HEAR MY BACK CRACK?

>> ISN'T THIS FUN?

HI, I'M NAZZ.

WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

>> UM...

I FORGET.

NO, WAIT.

I'M CARL...

YEAH.

>> HEY, PULL!

I HAVE LOST MY EDDY.

>> AAH!

>> TRIP YOU MIGHT OVER HIM AS HE IS SHORT AND SQUIRRELS LIKE TO

PELT HIM WITH NUTS.

>> MY WISH HAS COME TRUE, SARAH.

EDDY'S DISAPPEARED.

>> GOOD RIDDANCE!

>> SO, KEVIN, WHO IS THIS GOOD-LOOKING EDDY KID ANYWAY?

>> DON'T SWEAT IT, CARL.

SOMETHING YOU'LL NEVER BE: A DORK!

>> THANKS, GUY.

>> WATCH ME, CARL!

ONE POTATO, 2 POTATO, 3 POTATO, 4.

IT'S A HOME RUN, BUDDY!

>> CARL, HELP ME LUMP THIS GUY.

>> WELL, CARL, HAVE YOU FOUND THIS PERPETRATOR OF YOUR SMEAR

CAMPAIGN YET?

>> DOUBLE D, SOMETHING'S REALLY MESSED UP HERE.

THEY'RE ALL BEING NICE.

TOO NICE.

FEELS LIKE THEY'RE SETTING ME UP FOR SOMETHING.

>> AS FOREIGN AS IT MAY SOUND TO YOU, IT'S CALLED ACCEPTANCE,

CARL.

UNLIKE EDDY, CARL HAS DONE NOTHING TO OSTRACIZE HIMSELF

FROM THE GROUP DYNAMIC.

CARL HAS A CLEAN SLATE, IF YOU WILL.

>> NO FOOLIN'?

>> HAVE YOU SEEN MY EDDY?

HIS TURN ONS ARE FULL-LENGTH MIRRORS, GREASY HAIR PRODUCTS,

AND YELLING.

LOTS OF YELLING!

>> HE LOOKS LIKE A LOSER TO ME.

>> BUT THAT LOSER IS YOU, EDDY.

>> NOT ANYMORE, KID.

THAT DORK'S HIT THE TRAIL.

FROM NOW ON, IT'S THE GOOD LIFE WITH CARL, KID.

THAT'S ME; NICE GUY.

>> BUT EDDY, THERE IS NO CARL!

>> WHOA, CARLSTER.

YOU KNOW THESE 2 DORKS?

>> NOT LIKELY, FRIEND.

I WOULDN'T HANG WITH THESE WASHOUTS IF THEY WERE THE LAST 2

DORKS ON EARTH.

>> HA HA HA!

RIGHT ON!

YOU'RE AWESOME, MAN.

>> WELL, I NEVER.

OF ALL THE NO-GOOD-- ED, EDDY'S TOSSED US ASIDE.

THE SHALLOW ALLURE OF THE IN-CROWD.

>> I MISS MY EDDY, DOUBLE D.

>> WORRY NOT, DEAR ED.

I HAVE A SUSPICION EDDY WILL BE BACK SOONER THAN HE THINKS.

>> HA HA.

NO, REALLY.

SO THEN I SMOOTHED THE TEACHER OVER AND GAVE HIM PROPS ON HIS

TOUPEE, AND THE GUY GIVES ME A "B" ON THE QUIZ.

I SWEAR!

[LAUGHING] >> HA HA HA!

HA HA HA!

GOOD ONE, KEV.

>> "CARL IS A NONECK CHUMP!" [LAUGHING]

>> HEY, CARL, IS SOMETHING THE MATTER, DUDE?

[LAUGHING] >> HEY, CARL!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

>> SOMEWHERE, MY EDDY IS COLD AND ALONE AND WILL SOON HAVE TO

RESORT TO HAVING TO EAT HIS OWN BODY PARTS IN ORDER TO SURVIVE,

DOUBLE D.

>> PERHAPS A REST FROM TELEVISION TONIGHT, YES, ED?

>> THEY THINK THEY CAN PUT ONE OVER ON ME?

GOOD LUCK, 'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS ONE STEP AHEAD, BABY.

A-HA!

WAIT'LL THEY MEET ME.

HEY, KIDS, I'M FRESH TO THIS SCHOOL.

I'M HUGO.

WHAT'S UP?

>> HUH?

HUGO?

THAT HUGO.

WHAT A NO NECK CHUMP.

HI, I'M SUZETTE AND JUST STARTED HERE.

>> MAN, WHAT'S WITH ALL THE NEW KIDS?

>> KIND OF NICE.

THE MORE, THE MERRIER.

>> I BET THEY'RE GONNA TAKE OVER AND GET US EXPELLED.

>> DO YOU THINK, SARAH?

>> JONNY'S AN IDIOT, JIMMY.

>> SAY, WHOSE AWESOME HANDWRITING IS THIS?

IT'S SO SMART AND NEATO.

I BET IT WAS THE CUTE GUY IN THE RED HAT.

[CHATTERING] >> NICE TO MEET YOU, DORK ED.

MAN, YOU'RE SO DESPERATE.

[LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING]

>> OH, YEAH?

THINK I CARE?

WHO NEEDS YOU.

GO ON, BELIEVE WHAT YOU WANT.

I'M BULLET PROOF, BABY.

>> TROUBLE IN PARADISE, EDDY?

OR SHOULD I SAY CARL?

HUGO?

OR IS IT SUZETTE?

>> MY EDDY!

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, MISTER?

I HAVE BEEN WORRIED SICK ABOUT YOU.

>> FRIENDSHIP RESTORED.

THANK GOODNESS FOR WATER-SOLUBLE MARKERS.

>> AND HE'S GOT BIG HAIR.

WAIT TILL YOU MEET CARL, EDDY.

HE'S FROM ECUADOR.

FANCY.

>> YOU'RE GIVING ME A HEADACHE, ED.

[WHISTLING]

>> "ED, EDD, N EDDY!" >> BBBBBB-YEAH.

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