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BL-BL-BL-BL-BL YEAH!
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[PANTING]
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ED, BEHAVE.
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HA HA HA.
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SHH!
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[YAWN]
[POP]
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[TICKING SLOWLY]
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[BELL RINGS]
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[WHISTLE BLOWS]
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LISTEN UP.
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HERE'S THE PLAN.
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WE'RE BUSTING OUT OF THIS JOINT.
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BUSTING OUT?
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YEAH, BUSTING OUT.
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I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS SCHOOL
STUFF.
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GRAMMAR WHO'S-ITS, MATH
WHAT'S-ITS, SCIENCE, SOCIAL
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STUDIES, GEOGRAPHY.
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WHO CARES?!
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LOOK SHARP.
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TEACHER, GUYS.
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[WHISTLE BLOWS]
[GRUNTING]
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[WHISTLE BLOWS]
[GRUNTING]
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OK.
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HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO.
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WHEN THE TEACHER TURNS AROUND...
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WE MAKE A RUN FOR IT.
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YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!
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SHH.
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THERE ARE SEVERE CONSEQUENCES
TO...SKIPPING SCHOOL.
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YEAH, EDDY.
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THE SCHOOL WILL TELL SARAH, AND
SARAH WILL TELL MOM, AND MOM
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WILL TELL DAD, AND DAD WILL JUST
SIT THERE AND WATCH TV!
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BUT JUST THINK OF IT, LUMPY.
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ALL DAY: MONSTER MOVIES, COMICS,
AND ALL THE GRAVY YOU CAN
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STOMACH.
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[SQUEAKING]
[DING]
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IT'S TOTALLY WORTH IT,
DOUBLE D!
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[WHISTLE BLOWS]
OH, FOR GOODNESS' SAKE.
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[WHISTLE BLOWS]
OH, FOR GOODNESS' SAKE.
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YOU CAN'T JUST RUN FOR IT, EDDY.
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A SUCCESSFUL ESCAPE DURING
SCHOOL HOURS WILL TAKE CAREFUL
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PLANNING WITH FLAWLESS
EXECUTION.
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PLANNING I WANT NO PART OF.
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THANK YOU.
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OH, YES, YOU DO, OR ED HERE
IS GONNA WRITE YOUR LOCKER
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COMBINATION ON THE GIRLS'
BATHROOM WALL.
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YOU WOULDN'T DARE.
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[SNIFFING]
WHO SENT YOU?
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WHAT'D YOU HEAR?
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IT WASN'T ME, EDDY.
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HONEST.
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IT'S PLANK.
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HE WANTS TO ESCAPE, TOO!
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NO WAY, JOSE.
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PLANK SAYS HE'LL SQUEAL,
EDDY!
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WHY THAT DIRTY--LET ME AT
HIM!
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I'LL...I'LL...
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OK, FINE.
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BUT IF I HEAR ONE PEEP OUT OF
EITHER OF YOU, YOU'RE GONZO.
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I THINK I TINKLED, PLANK.
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[WHISTLE BLOWS]
[GRUNTING]
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[WHISTLE BLOWS]
[GRUNTING]
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COUNT ME IN.
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CURSE PHYSICAL EDUCATION.
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WE'LL RENDEZVOUS AT LUNCH HOUR.
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IT'S THE ONLY TIME WE CAN MOVE
FREELY ABOUT THE SCHOOL.
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SYNCHRONIZE YOUR WATCHES,
GENTLEMEN.
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WHAT WATCHES?
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AN OMEN, I'M SURE.
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[BELL RINGS]
[WHISTLING]
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[BELL RINGS]
[WHISTLING]
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[BELL RINGS]
[WHISTLING]
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[CAMERA CLICKING]
[CLANGING]
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[CAMERA CLICKING]
[CLANGING]
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[CAMERA CLICKING]
[CLANGING]
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[CAMERA CLICKING]
[CLANGING]
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HA HA HA!
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MOVE IT, MOVE IT.
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SO, HOW ARE WE BUSTING OUT OF
THIS BOOBY HATCH, PROFESSOR?
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PLANK SAYS IT'S A DRAGON,
RIGHT?
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A HAMBURGER BY ANY OTHER NAME
WOULD BE AS CHEESY.
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KEEP IT DOWN, NUMBSKULLS.
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WE'RE TRYING TO BE SNEAKY HERE.
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IS IT A HAMBURGER, EDDY?
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HARDLY, ED.
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I'VE CONSTRUCTED YOUR WINGED
WISH, YOUR SOARING SKEDADDLE,
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YOUR FLYING FLEE TO FREEDOM,
GENTLEMEN.
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WOW!
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WHAT ARE WE LOOKING AT, GUYS?
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OK, BREAK IT UP.
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MOVE IT BEFORE THE SCREWS FIND
OUT WE'RE MISSING.
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OH, BOY, OH, BOY.
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OH, BOY, OH, BOY.
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UM, DOUBLE D.
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I WAS KIND OF WONDERING IF YOU'D
SIGN MY PETITION.
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IT'S FOR, LIKE, CUTER GUYS FOR
SCHOOL JANITORS.
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WOULDN'T THAT BE COOL?
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DOUBLE D.
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ARE YOU OK, DUDE?
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[SIREN]
WE'VE BEEN MADE!
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IT'S NOW OR NEVER, BOYS!
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WAIT!
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I'M NOT FINISHED!
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I'M NOT FINISHED!
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ABORT THE ESCAPE, EDDY.
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THIS CRAFT IS NOT YET AIR
WORTHY!
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[PANTING]
ABORT!
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WE'RE FREE, BABY!
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TO THE CUL-DE-SAC!
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PINCH ME, PLANK!
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WE'RE FUGITIVES!
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[ENGINE SPUTTERING]
DOUBLE D!
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WHAT'S HAPPENING?
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OH, DEAR.
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WE'RE LOSING ALTITUDE, EDDY!
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WE'RE CARRYING TOO MUCH WEIGHT.
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WHAT?
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NO OVERSIZED NOGGINS, JONNY.
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AIRLINE POLICIES.
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HEY, YOU!
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IT'S WORKING!
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DOUBLE D!
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HA HA HA!
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MY NAME IS ED!
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FLY ME!
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AAH!
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[BELL RINGS]
[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
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LET'S GO TO MY PLACE FOR AN
AFTER-SCHOOL SNACK.
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SOUNDS COOL, KEVIN.
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ROLF WILL JOIN YOU.
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3's A CROWD, DUDE.
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ARE WE FREE YET?
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THIS IS YOUR FAULT, SOCKHEAD.
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WHAT WAS I THINKING, EDDY?
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OHH...
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[MICROPHONE SQUEAKING]
[HUMMING]
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YOU HAVEN'T GOT A CHANCE THIS
YEAR, DOUBLE D.
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PLANK'S BEEN TRAINING.
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HA HA HA!
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W-O-T-H.
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RESPUCK.
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I CAN'T FEEL MY TOES ANYMORE,
ROLF.
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WE'VE BEEN PRACTICING FOR HOURS.
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WHAT PRAYER DOES ROLF HAVE
AGAINST THIS, THIS...
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TOO SMART FOR HIS HEART ED BOY?
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YES, WELL, GOOD LUCK,
GENTLEMEN.
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I'M SURE ALL WILL BE WELL.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THAT POOR
DEFENSELESS DICTIONARY?
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WHAT'S IT LOOK LIKE?
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ED'S CRAMMING FOR THE SPELLING
BEE.
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FEELING SMARTER, ED?
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WHAT?
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AS PROUD AS I AM THAT ED
DECIDED TO PARTICIPATE, I FEAR
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THE COMPETITION MAY BE A TAD
OVER HIS, UM, HEAD?
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AH, DON'T YOU WORRY YOUR
LITTLE EGGHEAD ABOUT ED, 'CAUSE
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YOU'LL BE GOING DOWN IN THE
THIRD ROUND, RIGHT?
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I BEG YOUR PARDON?
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I MADE A BIG BET WITH KEV
THAT MONOBROW IS GONNA WIN IN
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THE THIRD.
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SO STICK AROUND A ROUND OR TWO
SO IT LOOKS GOOD.
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THEN BAM!
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TAKE A DIVE.
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SURELY YOU JEST, EDDY.
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HOW COULD YOU ASK ME TO
DISENGAGE THE RULES OF LITERACY,
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TO SQUANDER THE VALUES OF
SCHOLASTIC TRADITION, TO SPIT
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UPON THE VERY FOUNDATIONS OF
WHAT OUR LANGUAGE IS BUILT ON?
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SO YOU'RE SAYING YOU WON'T DO
IT?
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WHAT?
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[APPLAUSE]
GOOD EVENING.
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[MICROPHONE SQUEAKING]
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, DUDES AND
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BABES, WELCOME TO THE EIGHTH
ANNUAL PEACH CREEK SPELLING BEE.
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[APPLAUSE]
LET'S BEGIN, SHALL WE?
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DOUBLE D, YOUR WORD TO SPELL IS
CERE...CERE-AB...
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NAZZ, ARE YOU PRONOUNCING
"CEREBRAL"?
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YEAH, DUDE.
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TOTALLY.
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[APPLAUSE]
CEREBRAL.
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C-E-R-E-B-R-A-L.
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CEREBRAL.
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THAT'S CORRECT.
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AAH!
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I'M RUINED, TAPPED OUT, BUSTED!
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UH...
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PLANK?
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OK.
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YOUR WORD IS DECI...DECIDA...
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DECIDI...
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PARDON ME ONCE AGAIN.
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DO YOU MEAN "DECIDUOUS"?
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YEAH, THAT'S IT.
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THANKS.
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[BUZZER]
OH, SORRY, DUDE.
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YOU RAN OUT OF TIME.
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WHAT ARE YOU, DEAF?
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HE GOT IT RIGHT!
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I'VE GOT MY EYE ON YOU.
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WOOD-HATER.
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BOY, THAT WAS CREEPY.
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NEXT IS ROLF, AND YOUR WORD IS,
UM, COL...ON...I...
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COLONIAL?
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RIGHT ON, DOUBLE D.
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[APPLAUSE]
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
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ROLF'S MIND GOT BLANK.
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[BREATHING HEAVILY]
COLONIAL.
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POPPYCOCK!
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CURSE THIS MONKEY RITUAL OF
ENGLISH WORDS!
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[SPARSE APPLAUSE]
THANK YOU, NANA!
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UM, ED.
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YOUR WORD TO SPELL IS
EEK-TO-PLA-ASM?
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[SIGH]
ECTOPLASM?
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I THINK SO.
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OH, MAN.
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GET READY TO COUGH UP, LOSER,
'CAUSE MY BOAT JUST CAME IN.
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OH, OH!
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I KNOW!
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I SAW IT IN A MOVIE ONCE.
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ECTOPLASM.
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E-C-T-O-P-L-A-S-M.
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ECTOPLASM.
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[DING DING]
CORRECT.
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[APPLAUSE AND WHISTLING]
AWESOME!
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YOU TWO ARE, LIKE, TIED.
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LOOKS LIKE THAT BOAT'S ON THE
OTHER FOOT, HUH, KEV?
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COME ON, DOUBLE DWEEB.
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YOU PULL THROUGH, MAN.
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OK, DOUBLE D.
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YOUR FINAL WORD IS "GRAVY."
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HEY, I GOT IT.
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BETTER LUCK NEXT YEAR, ED.
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[APPLAUSE]
AHEM.
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GRAVY.
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G-R-A-V-I.
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NO, Y!
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"Y" IS WHAT I MEANT TO SAY.
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OH, DUDE.
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YOU KNOW THE RULES.
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OVER TO YOU, ED.
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CAN YOU SPELL GRAVY?
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GRAVY.
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G-R-A-V-Y.
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GRAVY.
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YUM.
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[APPLAUSE]
THIS YEAR'S WINNER OF THE
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PEACH CREEK SPELLING BEE IS ED!
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[CAMERAS CLICKING]
SURE STINKS TO LOSE, HUH,
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KEV?
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00:17:00,208 --> 00:17:02,498
YOU'D KNOW, DOOFUS.
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00:17:02,583 --> 00:17:05,173
MAN, HAVE YOU LOST IT.
249
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:09,130
I LOST A BUNDLE ON YOU, DOUBLE
HAS-BEEN.
250
00:17:09,208 --> 00:17:13,998
KEV, WAIT UP.
251
00:17:14,083 --> 00:17:24,083
WOOD-HATER.
252
00:17:24,167 --> 00:17:29,827
WOOD-HATER.
253
00:17:29,917 --> 00:17:38,707
[OWL HOOTS]
[BELL RINGS]
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00:17:38,792 --> 00:17:40,922
YOU SEE NOTHING, DOUBLE D.
255
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:43,380
ED, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
256
00:17:43,458 --> 00:17:46,538
UH-OH.
257
00:17:46,625 --> 00:17:54,745
THERE YOU ARE.
258
00:17:54,833 --> 00:17:56,883
OK, SMARTY-PANTS.
259
00:17:56,958 --> 00:18:01,038
JIMMY WANTS TO KNOW IF "X" IS
"Y," HOW MUCH IS "P"?
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00:18:01,125 --> 00:18:07,375
SARAH ASKING ED FOR ACADEMIC
ASSISTANCE?
261
00:18:07,458 --> 00:18:09,628
25 CENTS OR FLUNK, SQUIRTS.
262
00:18:09,708 --> 00:18:12,038
OH, NEVER YOU MIND HIM.
263
00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:15,075
I'LL BE GLAD TO ASSIST YOU BOTH
FREE OF CHARGE.
264
00:18:15,167 --> 00:18:20,207
YEAH, RIGHT, MR. I CAN'T EVEN
SPELL GRAVY.
265
00:18:20,292 --> 00:18:23,332
HEH HEH HEH HEH!
266
00:18:23,417 --> 00:18:24,287
UH-HUH.
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00:18:24,375 --> 00:18:25,325
UH-HUH.
268
00:18:25,417 --> 00:18:28,327
YES, WELL, TO "P" OR NOT TO "P".
269
00:18:28,417 --> 00:18:30,247
THAT IS THE QUESTION.
270
00:18:30,333 --> 00:18:33,253
THAT'S THE STUPIDEST THING
I'VE HEARD.
271
00:18:33,333 --> 00:18:34,333
SAYS YOU.
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00:18:34,417 --> 00:18:36,747
GIVE ME MY QUARTER BACK, YOU
FATHEAD!
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00:18:36,833 --> 00:18:37,793
SARAH, SARAH, WAIT.
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00:18:37,875 --> 00:18:39,995
ED'S RIGHT.
275
00:18:40,083 --> 00:18:42,253
IF YOU TAKE THE "P" OUT OF
THE EQUATION, THE DIFFERENCE IS
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00:18:42,333 --> 00:18:43,213
THE ANSWER.
277
00:18:43,292 --> 00:18:44,002
HE'S MINE!
278
00:18:44,083 --> 00:18:45,333
I SAW HIM FIRST!
279
00:18:45,417 --> 00:18:46,127
HA HA HA!
280
00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:50,288
GO, BRAIN, GO, BRAIN, GO!
281
00:18:50,375 --> 00:18:52,575
[BELL RINGS]
MAN, AM I GLAD IT'S STUDY
282
00:18:52,667 --> 00:18:54,127
PERIOD.
283
00:18:54,208 --> 00:18:56,498
LIKE, I GOT SO MUCH HOMEWORK TO
DO, IT AIN'T FUNNY 'CAUSE I'M,
284
00:18:56,583 --> 00:18:58,833
LIKE, TOTALLY WORKING OUT.
285
00:18:58,917 --> 00:18:59,827
YEAH.
286
00:18:59,917 --> 00:19:02,877
I HEARD YOU THE FIRST 4 TIMES,
KEVIN.
287
00:19:02,958 --> 00:19:05,998
STEP RIGHT UP, FOLKS, AND
BEHOLD--ED!
288
00:19:06,083 --> 00:19:07,673
THAT'S ONE "D," NOT TWO.
289
00:19:07,750 --> 00:19:11,040
THIS EGGHEAD EL GRANDE SHALL DOT
YOUR T's AND CROSS YOUR I's AND
290
00:19:11,125 --> 00:19:12,915
GET YOU A's AND THAT'S NO LIE.
291
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,750
JUST 25 CENTS PER QUESTION.
292
00:19:15,833 --> 00:19:16,793
CHEAP.
293
00:19:16,875 --> 00:19:20,165
EDDY, THIS IS HAPPENSTANCE AT
BEST.
294
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,170
WHAT?
295
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,960
LIKE WE'RE SUPPOSED TO LISTEN TO
YOU?
296
00:19:23,042 --> 00:19:24,672
BURNOUT.
297
00:19:24,750 --> 00:19:25,750
I'M IN.
298
00:19:25,833 --> 00:19:27,713
I'VE GOT SOME HOMEWORK THAT
NEEDS DOING.
299
00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:28,582
HELLO.
300
00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:30,127
ROLF REQUIRES ASSISTANCE, YES?
301
00:19:30,208 --> 00:19:31,708
I COULD USE SOME HELP, TOO.
302
00:19:31,792 --> 00:19:33,042
WELL, MAYBE A LOT.
303
00:19:33,125 --> 00:19:34,165
OH, DEAR.
304
00:19:34,250 --> 00:19:36,750
CERTAINLY THERE'S SOMETHING I
CAN DO.
305
00:19:41,667 --> 00:19:47,247
[TICKING]
LOCKED?
306
00:19:47,750 --> 00:19:48,790
HELLO?
307
00:19:48,875 --> 00:19:50,205
ANYONE?
308
00:19:50,042 --> 00:19:53,502
[GRUNTING]
MAY I AID YOU?
309
00:19:53,583 --> 00:19:55,753
AS I AM A GOOD SPELLER.
310
00:19:55,833 --> 00:19:56,673
SEE?
311
00:19:56,750 --> 00:19:58,170
P-U-L-L.
312
00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,790
PULL.
313
00:20:03,208 --> 00:20:04,498
EGGHEAD ED HELPED YOU.
314
00:20:04,583 --> 00:20:06,083
COUGH UP A QUARTER.
315
00:20:06,167 --> 00:20:08,537
[SIGH]
I REMINISCE THOSE DAYS WHEN IT
316
00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:11,285
WAS MY INTELLECT YOU EXPLOITED
FOR YOUR OWN MONETARY GAIN,
317
00:20:11,375 --> 00:20:12,455
EDDY.
318
00:20:12,542 --> 00:20:16,212
ALAS, THEY'RE JUST BITTERSWEET
MEMORIES NOW.
319
00:20:16,292 --> 00:20:17,172
YEAH, YEAH.
320
00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:19,210
JUST LET ME SEE THE CASH,
HAMLET.
321
00:20:19,292 --> 00:20:22,832
[CASH REGISTER RINGS]
HA HA HA HA!
322
00:20:22,917 --> 00:20:24,167
I'M RICH!
323
00:20:24,250 --> 00:20:26,420
CANDY STORE, HERE I COME!
324
00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:29,080
WAIT FOR EGGHEAD ED, EDDY!
325
00:20:29,167 --> 00:20:34,247
HA HA HA!
326
00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:37,083
WHAT?
327
00:20:37,167 --> 00:20:38,377
WE FLUNKED OUT!
328
00:20:38,458 --> 00:20:39,828
ALL F's.
329
00:20:39,917 --> 00:20:41,247
WE GOT RIPPED OFF!
330
00:20:41,333 --> 00:20:42,423
WE FAILED EVERYTHING.
331
00:20:42,500 --> 00:20:43,710
WOE IS ME.
332
00:20:43,792 --> 00:20:45,132
EGGHEAD ED'S A FAKE.
333
00:20:45,208 --> 00:20:48,128
HE'S JUST PLAIN STUPID!
334
00:20:48,208 --> 00:20:48,998
LOOK!
335
00:20:49,083 --> 00:20:51,423
THERE HE IS!
336
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:53,040
RUN AWAY!
337
00:20:53,125 --> 00:20:55,575
A LESSON MUST BE TAUGHT!
338
00:20:55,667 --> 00:21:06,707
[SHOUTING]
FENCE!
339
00:21:06,792 --> 00:21:09,082
WE WANT OUR MONEY!
340
00:21:09,167 --> 00:21:16,877
[SHOUTING]
SURE STINKS TO LOSE, HUH,
341
00:21:16,958 --> 00:21:20,288
DORKY?
342
00:21:20,375 --> 00:21:21,915
HOLD IT!
343
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,380
I EARNED THAT FAIR AND SQUARE!
344
00:21:24,458 --> 00:21:27,788
DOUBLE D, DO SOMETHING, WILL
YOU?
345
00:21:27,875 --> 00:21:31,285
WHY NOT ASK EGGHEAD ED?
346
00:21:31,375 --> 00:21:34,705
BREADSTICKS HURT MY GUMS.
347
00:21:34,792 --> 00:21:39,172
[CHUCKLING]
WAIT UP, EVERYBODY!
348
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,210
LET'S SPLIT THE CASH, OK?
349
00:21:41,292 --> 00:21:45,292
ED, I WANT YOU TO KNOW I'M
VERY PROUD OF YOU AND YOUR
350
00:21:45,375 --> 00:21:49,535
PERFORMANCE AT THE SPELLING BEE.
351
00:21:49,625 --> 00:21:53,995
[GRUNTING]
COOKIES AT MY HOUSE, DOUBLE
352
00:21:54,083 --> 00:21:57,133
D, WITH LOTS OF MAYONNAISE.
353
00:21:57,208 --> 00:22:00,078
THAT'S NOT REALLY NECESSARY,
ED.
354
00:22:00,167 --> 00:22:00,997
HELLO?
355
00:22:01,083 --> 00:22:02,883
ANYBODY THERE?
356
00:22:02,958 --> 00:22:04,498
GOT YOU THIS TIME.
357
00:22:04,583 --> 00:22:06,133
WOOD-HATER.
358
00:22:06,208 --> 00:22:07,248
JONNY.
359
00:22:07,333 --> 00:22:11,173
YOU SCARED ME.
360
00:22:11,250 --> 00:22:14,710
AW, WHO COULD STAY MAD AT
YOU?
361
00:22:14,792 --> 00:22:16,332
YOU WANT TO HOLD HANDS?
362
00:22:16,417 --> 00:22:17,377
UGH!
363
00:22:17,458 --> 00:22:19,168
IN YOUR DREAMS.
364
00:22:19,250 --> 00:22:20,040
WHAT?
365
00:22:20,125 --> 00:22:22,825
YOU HATE BALD KIDS, TOO?
366
00:22:41,542 --> 00:22:42,542
ED, EDD N' EDDY!
367
00:22:42,625 --> 00:22:44,415
BL-BL-BL-BL-BL YEAH!
368
00:22:44,500 --> 00:22:45,540
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TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
369
00:22:45,625 --> 00:22:46,625
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370
00:22:46,708 --> 00:22:48,168
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