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>> BL-BL-BL-BL-BL YEAH!
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>> [PANTING]
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>> ED, BEHAVE.
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>> HA HA HA.
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>> SHH!
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>> [YAWN]
[POP]
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[TICKING SLOWLY]
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[BELL RINGS]
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[WHISTLE BLOWS]
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>> LISTEN UP.
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HERE'S THE PLAN.
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WE'RE BUSTING OUT OF THIS JOINT.
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>> BUSTING OUT?
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>> YEAH, BUSTING OUT.
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I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS SCHOOL
STUFF.
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GRAMMAR WHO'S-ITS, MATH
WHAT'S-ITS, SCIENCE, SOCIAL
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STUDIES, GEOGRAPHY.
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WHO CARES?!
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>> LOOK SHARP.
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TEACHER, GUYS.
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[WHISTLE BLOWS]
>> [GRUNTING]
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[WHISTLE BLOWS]
>> [GRUNTING]
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>> OK.
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HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO.
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WHEN THE TEACHER TURNS AROUND...
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WE MAKE A RUN FOR IT.
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>> YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!
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>> SHH.
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>> THERE ARE SEVERE CONSEQUENCES
TO...SKIPPING SCHOOL.
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>> YEAH, EDDY.
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THE SCHOOL WILL TELL SARAH, AND
SARAH WILL TELL MOM, AND MOM
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WILL TELL DAD, AND DAD WILL JUST
SIT THERE AND WATCH TV!
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>> BUT JUST THINK OF IT, LUMPY.
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ALL DAY: MONSTER MOVIES, COMICS,
AND ALL THE GRAVY YOU CAN
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STOMACH.
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[SQUEAKING]
[DING]
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>> IT'S TOTALLY WORTH IT,
DOUBLE D!
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[WHISTLE BLOWS]
>> OH, FOR GOODNESS' SAKE.
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[WHISTLE BLOWS]
>> OH, FOR GOODNESS' SAKE.
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YOU CAN'T JUST RUN FOR IT, EDDY.
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A SUCCESSFUL ESCAPE DURING
SCHOOL HOURS WILL TAKE CAREFUL
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PLANNING WITH FLAWLESS
EXECUTION.
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PLANNING I WANT NO PART OF.
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THANK YOU.
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>> OH, YES, YOU DO, OR ED HERE
IS GONNA WRITE YOUR LOCKER
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COMBINATION ON THE GIRLS'
BATHROOM WALL.
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>> YOU WOULDN'T DARE.
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[SNIFFING]
>> WHO SENT YOU?
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WHAT'D YOU HEAR?
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>> IT WASN'T ME, EDDY.
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HONEST.
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IT'S PLANK.
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HE WANTS TO ESCAPE, TOO!
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>> NO WAY, JOSE.
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>> PLANK SAYS HE'LL SQUEAL,
EDDY!
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>> WHY THAT DIRTY--LET ME AT
HIM!
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I'LL...I'LL...
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OK, FINE.
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BUT IF I HEAR ONE PEEP OUT OF
EITHER OF YOU, YOU'RE GONZO.
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>> I THINK I TINKLED, PLANK.
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[WHISTLE BLOWS]
>> [GRUNTING]
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[WHISTLE BLOWS]
>> [GRUNTING]
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>> COUNT ME IN.
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CURSE PHYSICAL EDUCATION.
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WE'LL RENDEZVOUS AT LUNCH HOUR.
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IT'S THE ONLY TIME WE CAN MOVE
FREELY ABOUT THE SCHOOL.
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SYNCHRONIZE YOUR WATCHES,
GENTLEMEN.
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>> WHAT WATCHES?
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>> AN OMEN, I'M SURE.
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[BELL RINGS]
>> [WHISTLING]
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[BELL RINGS]
>> [WHISTLING]
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[BELL RINGS]
>> [WHISTLING]
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[CAMERA CLICKING]
[CLANGING]
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[CAMERA CLICKING]
[CLANGING]
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[CAMERA CLICKING]
[CLANGING]
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[CAMERA CLICKING]
[CLANGING]
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>> HA HA HA!
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>> MOVE IT, MOVE IT.
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SO, HOW ARE WE BUSTING OUT OF
THIS BOOBY HATCH, PROFESSOR?
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>> PLANK SAYS IT'S A DRAGON,
RIGHT?
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>> A HAMBURGER BY ANY OTHER NAME
WOULD BE AS CHEESY.
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>> KEEP IT DOWN, NUMBSKULLS.
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WE'RE TRYING TO BE SNEAKY HERE.
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>> IS IT A HAMBURGER, EDDY?
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>> HARDLY, ED.
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I'VE CONSTRUCTED YOUR WINGED
WISH, YOUR SOARING SKEDADDLE,
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YOUR FLYING FLEE TO FREEDOM,
GENTLEMEN.
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>> WOW!
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>> WHAT ARE WE LOOKING AT, GUYS?
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>> OK, BREAK IT UP.
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MOVE IT BEFORE THE SCREWS FIND
OUT WE'RE MISSING.
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OH, BOY, OH, BOY.
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OH, BOY, OH, BOY.
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>> UM, DOUBLE D.
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I WAS KIND OF WONDERING IF YOU'D
SIGN MY PETITION.
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IT'S FOR, LIKE, CUTER GUYS FOR
SCHOOL JANITORS.
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WOULDN'T THAT BE COOL?
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DOUBLE D.
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ARE YOU OK, DUDE?
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[SIREN]
>> WE'VE BEEN MADE!
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IT'S NOW OR NEVER, BOYS!
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>> WAIT!
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I'M NOT FINISHED!
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I'M NOT FINISHED!
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ABORT THE ESCAPE, EDDY.
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THIS CRAFT IS NOT YET AIR
WORTHY!
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[PANTING]
ABORT!
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>> WE'RE FREE, BABY!
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TO THE CUL-DE-SAC!
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>> PINCH ME, PLANK!
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WE'RE FUGITIVES!
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[ENGINE SPUTTERING]
>> DOUBLE D!
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WHAT'S HAPPENING?
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>> OH, DEAR.
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WE'RE LOSING ALTITUDE, EDDY!
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WE'RE CARRYING TOO MUCH WEIGHT.
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>> WHAT?
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>> NO OVERSIZED NOGGINS, JONNY.
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AIRLINE POLICIES.
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>> HEY, YOU!
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>> IT'S WORKING!
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DOUBLE D!
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HA HA HA!
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>> MY NAME IS ED!
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FLY ME!
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>> AAH!
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[BELL RINGS]
[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
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>> LET'S GO TO MY PLACE FOR AN
AFTER-SCHOOL SNACK.
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>> SOUNDS COOL, KEVIN.
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>> ROLF WILL JOIN YOU.
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>> 3's A CROWD, DUDE.
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>> ARE WE FREE YET?
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>> THIS IS YOUR FAULT, SOCKHEAD.
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>> WHAT WAS I THINKING, EDDY?
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OHH...
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[MICROPHONE SQUEAKING]
>> [HUMMING]
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>> YOU HAVEN'T GOT A CHANCE THIS
YEAR, DOUBLE D.
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PLANK'S BEEN TRAINING.
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HA HA HA!
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>> W-O-T-H.
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RESPUCK.
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>> I CAN'T FEEL MY TOES ANYMORE,
ROLF.
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WE'VE BEEN PRACTICING FOR HOURS.
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>> WHAT PRAYER DOES ROLF HAVE
AGAINST THIS, THIS...
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TOO SMART FOR HIS HEART ED BOY?
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>> YES, WELL, GOOD LUCK,
GENTLEMEN.
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I'M SURE ALL WILL BE WELL.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THAT POOR
DEFENSELESS DICTIONARY?
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>> WHAT'S IT LOOK LIKE?
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ED'S CRAMMING FOR THE SPELLING
BEE.
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FEELING SMARTER, ED?
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>> WHAT?
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>> AS PROUD AS I AM THAT ED
DECIDED TO PARTICIPATE, I FEAR
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THE COMPETITION MAY BE A TAD
OVER HIS, UM, HEAD?
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>> AH, DON'T YOU WORRY YOUR
LITTLE EGGHEAD ABOUT ED, 'CAUSE
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YOU'LL BE GOING DOWN IN THE
THIRD ROUND, RIGHT?
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>> I BEG YOUR PARDON?
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>> I MADE A BIG BET WITH KEV
THAT MONOBROW IS GONNA WIN IN
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THE THIRD.
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SO STICK AROUND A ROUND OR TWO
SO IT LOOKS GOOD.
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THEN BAM!
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TAKE A DIVE.
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>> SURELY YOU JEST, EDDY.
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HOW COULD YOU ASK ME TO
DISENGAGE THE RULES OF LITERACY,
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TO SQUANDER THE VALUES OF
SCHOLASTIC TRADITION, TO SPIT
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UPON THE VERY FOUNDATIONS OF
WHAT OUR LANGUAGE IS BUILT ON?
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>> SO YOU'RE SAYING YOU WON'T DO
IT?
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>> WHAT?
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[APPLAUSE]
>> GOOD EVENING.
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[MICROPHONE SQUEAKING]
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, DUDES AND
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BABES, WELCOME TO THE EIGHTH
ANNUAL PEACH CREEK SPELLING BEE.
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[APPLAUSE]
LET'S BEGIN, SHALL WE?
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DOUBLE D, YOUR WORD TO SPELL IS
CERE...CERE-AB...
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>> NAZZ, ARE YOU PRONOUNCING
"CEREBRAL"?
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>> YEAH, DUDE.
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TOTALLY.
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[APPLAUSE]
>> CEREBRAL.
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C-E-R-E-B-R-A-L.
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CEREBRAL.
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>> THAT'S CORRECT.
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>> AAH!
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I'M RUINED, TAPPED OUT, BUSTED!
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>> UH...
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PLANK?
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OK.
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YOUR WORD IS DECI...DECIDA...
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DECIDI...
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>> PARDON ME ONCE AGAIN.
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DO YOU MEAN "DECIDUOUS"?
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>> YEAH, THAT'S IT.
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THANKS.
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[BUZZER]
OH, SORRY, DUDE.
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YOU RAN OUT OF TIME.
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>> WHAT ARE YOU, DEAF?
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HE GOT IT RIGHT!
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I'VE GOT MY EYE ON YOU.
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WOOD-HATER.
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>> BOY, THAT WAS CREEPY.
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NEXT IS ROLF, AND YOUR WORD IS,
UM, COL...ON...I...
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>> COLONIAL?
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>> RIGHT ON, DOUBLE D.
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[APPLAUSE]
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
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>> ROLF'S MIND GOT BLANK.
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[BREATHING HEAVILY]
COLONIAL.
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POPPYCOCK!
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CURSE THIS MONKEY RITUAL OF
ENGLISH WORDS!
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[SPARSE APPLAUSE]
THANK YOU, NANA!
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>> UM, ED.
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YOUR WORD TO SPELL IS
EEK-TO-PLA-ASM?
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>> [SIGH]
ECTOPLASM?
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>> I THINK SO.
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>> OH, MAN.
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>> GET READY TO COUGH UP, LOSER,
'CAUSE MY BOAT JUST CAME IN.
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>> OH, OH!
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I KNOW!
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I SAW IT IN A MOVIE ONCE.
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ECTOPLASM.
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E-C-T-O-P-L-A-S-M.
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ECTOPLASM.
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[DING DING]
>> CORRECT.
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[APPLAUSE AND WHISTLING]
AWESOME!
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YOU TWO ARE, LIKE, TIED.
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>> LOOKS LIKE THAT BOAT'S ON THE
OTHER FOOT, HUH, KEV?
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>> COME ON, DOUBLE DWEEB.
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YOU PULL THROUGH, MAN.
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>> OK, DOUBLE D.
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YOUR FINAL WORD IS "GRAVY."
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HEY, I GOT IT.
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>> BETTER LUCK NEXT YEAR, ED.
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[APPLAUSE]
AHEM.
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GRAVY.
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G-R-A-V-I.
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NO, Y!
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"Y" IS WHAT I MEANT TO SAY.
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>> OH, DUDE.
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YOU KNOW THE RULES.
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OVER TO YOU, ED.
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CAN YOU SPELL GRAVY?
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>> GRAVY.
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G-R-A-V-Y.
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GRAVY.
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YUM.
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[APPLAUSE]
>> THIS YEAR'S WINNER OF THE
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PEACH CREEK SPELLING BEE IS ED!
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[CAMERAS CLICKING]
>> SURE STINKS TO LOSE, HUH,
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KEV?
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>> YOU'D KNOW, DOOFUS.
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MAN, HAVE YOU LOST IT.
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I LOST A BUNDLE ON YOU, DOUBLE
HAS-BEEN.
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>> KEV, WAIT UP.
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>> WOOD-HATER.
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>> WOOD-HATER.
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[OWL HOOTS]
[BELL RINGS]
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>> YOU SEE NOTHING, DOUBLE D.
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>> ED, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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>> UH-OH.
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>> THERE YOU ARE.
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OK, SMARTY-PANTS.
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JIMMY WANTS TO KNOW IF "X" IS
"Y," HOW MUCH IS "P"?
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>> SARAH ASKING ED FOR ACADEMIC
ASSISTANCE?
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>> 25 CENTS OR FLUNK, SQUIRTS.
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>> OH, NEVER YOU MIND HIM.
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I'LL BE GLAD TO ASSIST YOU BOTH
FREE OF CHARGE.
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>> YEAH, RIGHT, MR. I CAN'T EVEN
SPELL GRAVY.
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>> HEH HEH HEH HEH!
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>> UH-HUH.
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UH-HUH.
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YES, WELL, TO "P" OR NOT TO "P".
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THAT IS THE QUESTION.
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>> THAT'S THE STUPIDEST THING
I'VE HEARD.
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>> SAYS YOU.
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>> GIVE ME MY QUARTER BACK, YOU
FATHEAD!
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>> SARAH, SARAH, WAIT.
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ED'S RIGHT.
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>> IF YOU TAKE THE "P" OUT OF
THE EQUATION, THE DIFFERENCE IS
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THE ANSWER.
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>> HE'S MINE!
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I SAW HIM FIRST!
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HA HA HA!
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>> GO, BRAIN, GO, BRAIN, GO!
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[BELL RINGS]
>> MAN, AM I GLAD IT'S STUDY
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PERIOD.
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LIKE, I GOT SO MUCH HOMEWORK TO
DO, IT AIN'T FUNNY 'CAUSE I'M,
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LIKE, TOTALLY WORKING OUT.
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>> YEAH.
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I HEARD YOU THE FIRST 4 TIMES,
KEVIN.
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>> STEP RIGHT UP, FOLKS, AND
BEHOLD--ED!
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THAT'S ONE "D," NOT TWO.
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THIS EGGHEAD EL GRANDE SHALL DOT
YOUR T's AND CROSS YOUR I's AND
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GET YOU A's AND THAT'S NO LIE.
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JUST 25 CENTS PER QUESTION.
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CHEAP.
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>> EDDY, THIS IS HAPPENSTANCE AT
BEST.
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>> WHAT?
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LIKE WE'RE SUPPOSED TO LISTEN TO
YOU?
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BURNOUT.
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I'M IN.
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I'VE GOT SOME HOMEWORK THAT
NEEDS DOING.
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>> HELLO.
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ROLF REQUIRES ASSISTANCE, YES?
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>> I COULD USE SOME HELP, TOO.
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WELL, MAYBE A LOT.
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>> OH, DEAR.
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CERTAINLY THERE'S SOMETHING I
CAN DO.
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[TICKING]
LOCKED?
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HELLO?
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ANYONE?
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[GRUNTING]
>> MAY I AID YOU?
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AS I AM A GOOD SPELLER.
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SEE?
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P-U-L-L.
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PULL.
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>> EGGHEAD ED HELPED YOU.
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COUGH UP A QUARTER.
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>> [SIGH]
I REMINISCE THOSE DAYS WHEN IT
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WAS MY INTELLECT YOU EXPLOITED
FOR YOUR OWN MONETARY GAIN,
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EDDY.
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ALAS, THEY'RE JUST BITTERSWEET
MEMORIES NOW.
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>> YEAH, YEAH.
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JUST LET ME SEE THE CASH,
HAMLET.
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[CASH REGISTER RINGS]
HA HA HA HA!
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I'M RICH!
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CANDY STORE, HERE I COME!
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>> WAIT FOR EGGHEAD ED, EDDY!
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>> HA HA HA!
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WHAT?
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>> WE FLUNKED OUT!
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>> ALL F's.
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>> WE GOT RIPPED OFF!
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>> WE FAILED EVERYTHING.
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>> WOE IS ME.
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>> EGGHEAD ED'S A FAKE.
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>> HE'S JUST PLAIN STUPID!
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>> LOOK!
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THERE HE IS!
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>> RUN AWAY!
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>> A LESSON MUST BE TAUGHT!
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[SHOUTING]
>> FENCE!
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>> WE WANT OUR MONEY!
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[SHOUTING]
>> SURE STINKS TO LOSE, HUH,
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DORKY?
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>> HOLD IT!
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I EARNED THAT FAIR AND SQUARE!
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DOUBLE D, DO SOMETHING, WILL
YOU?
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>> WHY NOT ASK EGGHEAD ED?
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>> BREADSTICKS HURT MY GUMS.
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>> [CHUCKLING]
>> WAIT UP, EVERYBODY!
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LET'S SPLIT THE CASH, OK?
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>> ED, I WANT YOU TO KNOW I'M
VERY PROUD OF YOU AND YOUR
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PERFORMANCE AT THE SPELLING BEE.
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[GRUNTING]
>> COOKIES AT MY HOUSE, DOUBLE
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D, WITH LOTS OF MAYONNAISE.
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>> THAT'S NOT REALLY NECESSARY,
ED.
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>> HELLO?
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ANYBODY THERE?
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>> GOT YOU THIS TIME.
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WOOD-HATER.
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>> JONNY.
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YOU SCARED ME.
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>> AW, WHO COULD STAY MAD AT
YOU?
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YOU WANT TO HOLD HANDS?
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>> UGH!
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IN YOUR DREAMS.
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>> WHAT?
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YOU HATE BALD KIDS, TOO?
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>> ED, EDD N' EDDY!
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>> BL-BL-BL-BL-BL YEAH!
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