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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:41,875 --> 00:00:42,825 >> HURRY, KEVIN! 2 00:00:42,917 --> 00:00:43,497 COME QUICK! 3 00:00:43,583 --> 00:00:45,713 IT'S BEGINNING! 4 00:00:45,792 --> 00:00:49,042 >> SO, ROLF, THIS BEAUTY PAGEANT THING--HOT BABES, RIGHT? 5 00:00:49,125 --> 00:00:50,125 >> NO BABIES, KEVIN. 6 00:00:50,208 --> 00:00:52,128 THIS IS A BIG TO-DO IN ROLF'S HOMELAND. 7 00:00:52,208 --> 00:00:55,078 THE MISS ARDUOUS FIELD-WORKER PAGEANT! 8 00:00:55,167 --> 00:00:56,997 >> FIELD WORKER? 9 00:00:57,083 --> 00:01:00,503 >> ONLY ROLF MAY WEAR THE FIST OF PAGEANTRY. 10 00:01:00,583 --> 00:01:01,543 LOOK, KEVIN. 11 00:01:01,625 --> 00:01:02,575 HAVE YOU SEEN GRETCHEN? 12 00:01:02,667 --> 00:01:05,457 SHE'S MUCH FAVORED IN THE CALLUS TOSS. 13 00:01:05,542 --> 00:01:07,042 >> CALLUS TOSS? 14 00:01:07,125 --> 00:01:08,125 >> AGAIN?! 15 00:01:08,208 --> 00:01:09,788 WHY DO YOU ANSWER ROLF WITH QUESTIONS? 16 00:01:09,875 --> 00:01:13,125 DO YOU HAVE POTATOES IN YOUR EARS? 17 00:01:13,208 --> 00:01:15,418 >> SEEN IT. 18 00:01:15,500 --> 00:01:18,170 SEEN IT. 19 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:20,040 SEEN IT. 20 00:01:20,125 --> 00:01:22,075 SEEN IT. 21 00:01:22,167 --> 00:01:24,127 SEEN IT. 22 00:01:24,208 --> 00:01:25,208 >> JEEZ, EDD. 23 00:01:25,292 --> 00:01:28,082 YOU GOT ANY REAL MAGAZINES WITH SOME REAL PICTURES? 24 00:01:28,167 --> 00:01:30,167 >> SEEN IT! 25 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:32,880 >> YOU KNOW, EDDY, WHEN I AGREED TO THIS HOME-STUDY GROUP, IT 26 00:01:32,958 --> 00:01:36,168 WAS WITH THE UNDERSTANDING THAT EVERYONE WOULD DO THEIR FAIR 27 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:37,380 SHARE. 28 00:01:37,458 --> 00:01:39,078 >> IF ME AND ED DID ANY WORK, YOU'D BE KISSING THAT GRADE 29 00:01:39,167 --> 00:01:40,627 AVERAGE GOOD-BYE. 30 00:01:40,708 --> 00:01:42,878 >> SEEN IT! 31 00:01:42,958 --> 00:01:47,418 >> WHY ME? 32 00:01:47,500 --> 00:01:48,130 >> HEY! 33 00:01:48,208 --> 00:01:50,288 WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHT? 34 00:01:50,375 --> 00:01:54,995 >> SEEN IT. 35 00:01:55,083 --> 00:01:58,003 >> IT SEEMS THE ENTIRE CUL-DE-SAC IS WITHOUT LIGHT. 36 00:01:58,083 --> 00:02:00,083 IT'S A POWER OUTAGE, EDDY. 37 00:02:00,167 --> 00:02:01,497 >> WHAT'S THAT? 38 00:02:01,583 --> 00:02:04,383 [CAT SCREECHES] >> SOMEONE TAKING A PROACTIVE 39 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:09,998 APPROACH, I ASSUME. 40 00:02:10,083 --> 00:02:10,923 >> WHERE YOU GOING? 41 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:12,290 DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE! 42 00:02:12,375 --> 00:02:14,825 >> SEEN IT! 43 00:02:14,917 --> 00:02:17,457 SEEN IT. 44 00:02:17,542 --> 00:02:21,002 DIDN'T SEE THAT. 45 00:02:21,083 --> 00:02:22,633 >> GOOD EVENING, NAZZ. 46 00:02:22,708 --> 00:02:24,578 >> LIKE, WHAT'S SO GOOD ABOUT IT? 47 00:02:24,667 --> 00:02:27,207 THERE'S NO ELECTRICITY, DOUBLE D. 48 00:02:27,292 --> 00:02:29,752 [MUMBLING] >> NOTHING TO FEAR. 49 00:02:29,833 --> 00:02:33,963 JUST THE RESULT OF A SUDDEN POWER SURGE, I SUSPECT. 50 00:02:34,042 --> 00:02:35,132 >> ED, YOU IDIOT! 51 00:02:35,208 --> 00:02:36,708 >> WORKING ON IT, EDDY! 52 00:02:36,792 --> 00:02:38,172 OH, BRAIN FOOD. 53 00:02:38,250 --> 00:02:39,130 >> IS THIS A JOKE? 54 00:02:39,208 --> 00:02:41,208 >> YEAH, 'CAUSE I AIN'T LAUGHING. 55 00:02:41,042 --> 00:02:43,042 >> THE CALM OF DARKNESS SCARES ME, SARAH. 56 00:02:43,125 --> 00:02:45,125 >> I'M SCARED, TOO, JIMMY. 57 00:02:45,208 --> 00:02:47,998 >> UH, SO WHOSE HOUSE ARE WE ALL SLEEPING AT? 58 00:02:48,083 --> 00:02:50,173 >> PEOPLE, PLEASE. 59 00:02:50,250 --> 00:02:51,170 STAY CALM. 60 00:02:51,250 --> 00:02:52,460 THERE'S NOTHING TO FEAR. 61 00:02:52,542 --> 00:02:56,752 ELECTRICAL GRID FAILURE... 62 00:02:56,833 --> 00:03:00,923 FAILURES, OR BLACKOUTS, AS... 63 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:03,830 AS THEY'RE MORE COMMONLY KNOWN, ARE MORE OFTEN THAN NOT 64 00:03:03,917 --> 00:03:05,827 TEMPORARY. 65 00:03:05,917 --> 00:03:07,377 >> BLACKOUT? 66 00:03:07,458 --> 00:03:08,628 >> OK. 67 00:03:08,708 --> 00:03:10,418 SO, HOW ABOUT WE HOLD HANDS AND WHISTLE A SONG? 68 00:03:10,500 --> 00:03:13,130 >> GANG-HO! 69 00:03:13,208 --> 00:03:17,208 THIS IS THE WORK OF THE CANNIBAL UNDERGROUND MOLE MUTANTS! 70 00:03:17,292 --> 00:03:21,332 THEY HAVE SUCKED THE SURFACE WORLD OF ITS POWER... 71 00:03:21,417 --> 00:03:25,207 AND NOW WILL HUNT US DOWN FOR SUNDAY SUPPER. 72 00:03:25,042 --> 00:03:28,292 >> ENCHANTING, ED, BUT DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE UNDERGROUND MOLE 73 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:31,375 MUTANTS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS? 74 00:03:31,458 --> 00:03:33,128 >> WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! 75 00:03:33,208 --> 00:03:39,038 [SCREAMING] >> WE MUST USE THE DOOHICKEY OF 76 00:03:39,125 --> 00:03:41,785 THE WHATCHAMACALLIT THAT CREATES LIGHT AND ENTERTAINMENT. 77 00:03:41,875 --> 00:03:43,745 >> YOU MEAN, LIKE, A GENERATOR? 78 00:03:43,833 --> 00:03:45,133 >> IS THIS A TEST? 79 00:03:45,208 --> 00:03:50,828 [SCREAMING] >> HEY, WHERE'D KEV AND ROLF GO? 80 00:03:50,917 --> 00:03:52,957 >> THEY WERE HERE A SECOND AGO. 81 00:03:53,042 --> 00:03:56,172 >> FREEZE-DRIED AND MECHANICALLY DEBONED. 82 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,670 THEY ALWAYS CAPTURE THE STRONGEST FIRST. 83 00:03:58,750 --> 00:03:59,750 >> I'M SCARED. 84 00:03:59,833 --> 00:04:02,503 >> ROLF AND KEVIN WERE MERE APPETIZERS. 85 00:04:02,583 --> 00:04:03,633 >> BUT I'M SO PETITE! 86 00:04:03,708 --> 00:04:05,038 THEY'LL EAT ME LAST! 87 00:04:05,125 --> 00:04:07,495 I'D BE THE RASPBERRY SWIRL PARFAIT! 88 00:04:07,583 --> 00:04:11,463 [SOBBING] >> IT SAYS OVERRIPE BANANAS AND 89 00:04:11,542 --> 00:04:15,082 DAY-OLD HOT-DOG BUNS WILL MAKE THEM GO BACK FROM WHENCE THEY 90 00:04:15,167 --> 00:04:16,037 CAME. 91 00:04:16,125 --> 00:04:18,075 >> OH, THIS LOOKS GOLD, DOUBLE D. 92 00:04:18,167 --> 00:04:19,417 >> GOLD? 93 00:04:19,500 --> 00:04:21,750 DON'T TELL ME YOU WOULD THINK OF FANNING THESE FLAMES OF PARANOID 94 00:04:21,833 --> 00:04:24,083 FEAR, EDDY. 95 00:04:24,167 --> 00:04:25,667 >> OK. I WON'T. 96 00:04:25,750 --> 00:04:27,380 HA HA HA! 97 00:04:27,458 --> 00:04:28,668 >> COME, KEVIN. 98 00:04:28,750 --> 00:04:30,630 WE MUST POWER THE DOOJIGGER OF ENERGY IN THE WELL. 99 00:04:30,708 --> 00:04:37,998 [GRUNTING] SO AS NOT TO DISTURB NANA. 100 00:04:38,083 --> 00:04:39,083 >> RIGHT. 101 00:04:39,167 --> 00:04:46,747 [OWL HOOTING] WHAT? 102 00:04:46,833 --> 00:04:48,133 >> THAT LID. 103 00:04:48,208 --> 00:04:49,878 PRY OPEN THE LID! 104 00:04:49,958 --> 00:04:51,378 MUST I DO EVERYTHING? 105 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:53,248 >> OH, MAN! 106 00:04:53,333 --> 00:04:55,833 >> GET A STICK, NINCOMPOOP. 107 00:04:55,917 --> 00:05:02,207 >> THIS FIELD-WORKER THING'S GOT YOU TIED IN A KNOT. 108 00:05:02,042 --> 00:05:05,132 >> STEP RIGHT UP AND GET YOUR MOLE MUTANT REPELLENT. 109 00:05:05,208 --> 00:05:06,328 >> EDDY, PLEASE! 110 00:05:06,417 --> 00:05:07,457 REFRAIN. 111 00:05:07,542 --> 00:05:08,922 DESIST. 112 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:11,960 >> ONE-STOP SHOPPING FOR ALL YOUR CANNIBALISTIC MOLE MUTANT 113 00:05:12,042 --> 00:05:12,672 NEEDS. 114 00:05:12,750 --> 00:05:13,420 >> I'LL TAKE SOME BANANAS! 115 00:05:13,500 --> 00:05:15,000 >> DAY-OLD HOT DOGS FOR ME! 116 00:05:15,083 --> 00:05:16,043 >> OVER HERE, EDDY! 117 00:05:16,125 --> 00:05:23,375 [YELLING] >> FOUND ONE. 118 00:05:23,458 --> 00:05:27,378 [GRUNTING] >> MAKE HASTE, KEVIN... 119 00:05:27,458 --> 00:05:30,248 AS ROLF DOES NOT WISH TO MISS THE TULIP COMPETITION OF THE 120 00:05:30,333 --> 00:05:31,213 PAGEANT. 121 00:05:31,042 --> 00:05:32,332 >> YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT? 122 00:05:32,417 --> 00:05:33,127 >> PUT THIS IN. 123 00:05:33,208 --> 00:05:34,208 WATCH YOUR BACK. 124 00:05:34,292 --> 00:05:35,082 DON'T DROP IT! 125 00:05:35,167 --> 00:05:37,787 >> WHOA! 126 00:05:37,875 --> 00:05:39,075 >> HOLY TOLEDO! 127 00:05:39,167 --> 00:05:41,417 PLANK'S GONE! 128 00:05:41,500 --> 00:05:44,540 >> THEY HAVE TAKEN PLANK FOR FIBER TO HELP WITH THEIR 129 00:05:44,625 --> 00:05:46,495 IRREGULARITY! 130 00:05:46,583 --> 00:05:48,003 A PORTAL. 131 00:05:48,083 --> 00:05:51,173 THEY HAVE DRAGGED OUR COMRADES TO THEIR LAIR TO EAT! 132 00:05:51,250 --> 00:05:53,540 BE SCARED. 133 00:05:53,625 --> 00:05:56,995 [SCREAMING] >> ALL RIGHT. 134 00:05:57,083 --> 00:05:59,423 I'VE HAD QUITE ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE. 135 00:05:59,500 --> 00:06:01,420 MOLE MUTANTS, INDEED. 136 00:06:01,500 --> 00:06:04,080 I SEE IT'S UP TO ME TO PROVE ONCE AND FOR ALL... 137 00:06:04,167 --> 00:06:05,167 UM, EDDY? 138 00:06:05,250 --> 00:06:07,000 >> DON'T BUG ME. 139 00:06:07,083 --> 00:06:10,083 >> THAT THERE ARE NO MOLE MUTANTS, CANNIBALISTIC OR 140 00:06:10,167 --> 00:06:14,997 OTHERWISE. 141 00:06:15,083 --> 00:06:16,423 >> AAH! 142 00:06:16,500 --> 00:06:17,790 >> PLANK?! 143 00:06:17,875 --> 00:06:20,125 >> I BELIEVE THIS BELONGS TO YOU. 144 00:06:20,208 --> 00:06:25,498 >> AND TO THINK YOU ALMOST BECAME MOLE LAXATIVE. 145 00:06:25,583 --> 00:06:27,043 >> STOP, DOUBLE D! 146 00:06:27,125 --> 00:06:29,995 THEY WILL DINE ON YOU WITH FAST-FOOD UTENSILS. 147 00:06:30,083 --> 00:06:32,083 >> ED, HUSH. 148 00:06:32,167 --> 00:06:38,667 >> DOUBLE D IS MAD. 149 00:06:38,750 --> 00:06:48,750 [FAR-OFF VOICES] >> OH, I'M COVERED IN FILTH! 150 00:06:48,833 --> 00:06:55,333 [FAR-OFF VOICES] >> OH, I'M COVERED IN FILTH! 151 00:06:55,417 --> 00:06:56,537 I'M SOAKED! 152 00:06:56,625 --> 00:06:58,125 HELP! 153 00:06:58,208 --> 00:07:00,038 >> THEY GOT DOUBLE D! 154 00:07:00,125 --> 00:07:04,785 [YELLING] >> WHAT'S THAT, BUDDY? 155 00:07:04,875 --> 00:07:07,785 WHAT PLAN? 156 00:07:07,875 --> 00:07:09,125 I'LL TELL 'EM, BUDDY. 157 00:07:09,208 --> 00:07:10,998 HEY, EVERYBODY! 158 00:07:11,083 --> 00:07:13,133 PLANK'S GOT A BRAINSTORM. 159 00:07:13,208 --> 00:07:18,128 GIVE IT TO 'EM STRAIGHT, BUDDY. 160 00:07:18,208 --> 00:07:19,038 >> HELP! 161 00:07:19,125 --> 00:07:20,625 >> YO, WHAT WAS THAT? 162 00:07:20,708 --> 00:07:23,078 >> ONLY ROLF LISTENS, YES? 163 00:07:23,167 --> 00:07:23,957 HELLO? 164 00:07:24,042 --> 00:07:25,132 COME AGAIN? 165 00:07:25,208 --> 00:07:25,918 >> HURRY, PLEASE! 166 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:27,210 ASSISTANCE! 167 00:07:27,292 --> 00:07:29,212 >> TURN AROUND, KEVIN! 168 00:07:29,292 --> 00:07:31,002 MAKE LIKE THE WIND! 169 00:07:31,083 --> 00:07:35,173 A DAMSEL IN NEED REQUESTS ROOM SERVICE! 170 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:43,920 >> IT'S SEEPING INTO MY SHOES! 171 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:46,920 >> EVERYBODY IN POSITION? 172 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,250 >> I GUESS SO. 173 00:07:48,333 --> 00:07:49,833 >> READY! 174 00:07:49,917 --> 00:07:52,537 >> DEATH TO THE MOLE MUTANTS! 175 00:07:52,625 --> 00:07:54,825 >> I HOPE THAT HUNK OF WOOD KNOWS WHAT IT'S DOING. 176 00:07:54,917 --> 00:07:57,957 >> PLANK SAYS ON THE COUNT OF 3 WE ALL FLUSH. 177 00:07:58,042 --> 00:08:00,422 FLUSH LIKE YOU'VE NEVER FLUSHED BEFORE! 178 00:08:00,500 --> 00:08:01,830 1... 179 00:08:01,917 --> 00:08:03,417 2... 180 00:08:03,500 --> 00:08:05,000 3! 181 00:08:05,083 --> 00:08:06,923 FLUSH! 182 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:08,330 >> BLESS YOU, BLESS YOU, ROLF. 183 00:08:08,417 --> 00:08:10,417 CURSE ED'S OVERACTIVE IMAGINATION. 184 00:08:10,500 --> 00:08:13,380 HONESTLY, HE HAD EVERYONE CONVINCED THAT MOLE MUTANTS 185 00:08:13,458 --> 00:08:15,458 SWARM-- >> KEV BOY! NO! 186 00:08:15,542 --> 00:08:17,502 AY YI YI! 187 00:08:17,583 --> 00:08:20,083 [KEVIN PANTING] LOOK WHAT YOU'RE DOING! 188 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:22,577 WE CAN LET POWER RISE ABOVE SAID BABY. 189 00:08:22,667 --> 00:08:24,497 WE MUST HAVE GOOD ENOUGH! 190 00:08:24,583 --> 00:08:32,753 >> GOT YOU. 191 00:08:32,833 --> 00:08:33,583 DUDE. 192 00:08:33,667 --> 00:08:34,627 >> DUCK. 193 00:08:34,708 --> 00:08:36,878 >> YOU MEAN DUDE, MAN. 194 00:08:36,958 --> 00:08:42,628 >> NO! ROLF MEANS-- >> IT'S WORKING, PLANK! 195 00:08:42,708 --> 00:08:45,828 WHOO-HOO! 196 00:08:45,917 --> 00:08:52,287 >> YEAH! 197 00:08:52,375 --> 00:08:54,705 I GOT YOU, EDDY! 198 00:08:54,792 --> 00:08:57,252 I GOT YOU! 199 00:08:57,333 --> 00:08:58,083 >> WAIT. 200 00:08:58,167 --> 00:09:02,497 ROLF FALLS FIRST. 201 00:09:02,583 --> 00:09:03,213 >> ALL RIGHT. 202 00:09:03,292 --> 00:09:04,922 WHO'S THE WISE GUY? 203 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:06,460 >> IT WAS PLANK'S IDEA! 204 00:09:06,542 --> 00:09:09,792 ♪ HE SAVED THE CUL-DE-SAC FROM THE MOLE MUTANTS ♪ 205 00:09:09,875 --> 00:09:12,205 HA! HE'S A HERO! 206 00:09:12,292 --> 00:09:15,212 [CHEERING] >> BRAVO! 207 00:09:15,292 --> 00:09:19,382 [CHEERING] LOOK AT ME! YAY! 208 00:09:19,458 --> 00:09:21,498 >> CURLING TONGS, HERE I COME! 209 00:09:21,583 --> 00:09:22,583 >> HERO, HERO... 210 00:09:22,667 --> 00:09:24,997 >> NOW I CAN FINISH MY POTPOURRI, SARAH. 211 00:09:25,083 --> 00:09:28,003 >> WHAT DO YOU SAY WE CHILL OVER THAT FIELD-WORKER PAGEANT THING, 212 00:09:28,083 --> 00:09:29,383 ROLF? 213 00:09:29,458 --> 00:09:36,458 >> ROLF PUSHES. 214 00:09:36,542 --> 00:09:37,922 >> EDDY, LOOK. 215 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:41,710 DOUBLE D IS DOUBLE DONE FOR. 216 00:09:41,792 --> 00:09:44,582 >> BUT IT'S THE END OF THE SHOW, ED. 217 00:09:44,667 --> 00:09:46,287 >> I KNOW, EDDY. 218 00:09:46,375 --> 00:09:48,785 >> I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 219 00:09:48,875 --> 00:09:51,035 I STILL GOT CASH, BUDDY BOY! 220 00:09:51,125 --> 00:09:53,995 FOR ONCE IN MY STINKING LIFE, I'M IN THE BLACK! 221 00:09:54,083 --> 00:09:55,133 CHA-CHING! 222 00:09:55,208 --> 00:09:56,038 HA HA HA! 223 00:09:56,125 --> 00:10:03,125 [ROAR] >> MOLE MUTANT! 224 00:10:03,208 --> 00:10:08,958 >> MY MONEY. 225 00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:10,252 >> ED... 226 00:10:10,333 --> 00:10:11,833 >> RUN AWAY! 227 00:10:11,917 --> 00:10:15,037 IT WILL EAT US! 228 00:10:15,125 --> 00:10:16,825 >> LET ME OUT OF HERE! 229 00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:18,167 I GOTTA GET MY MONEY! 230 00:10:18,250 --> 00:10:20,170 >> LET'S FIGHT THIS ONE, EDDY! 231 00:10:20,250 --> 00:10:24,170 >> LET ME OUT, OR I'LL-- >> CAN'T DO THAT, EDDY. 232 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:28,210 NOT WHILE ONE MOLE MUTANT WALKS THIS EARTH DROOLING FOR ITS NEXT 233 00:10:28,292 --> 00:10:29,132 VICTIM. 234 00:10:29,208 --> 00:10:34,628 [ROARING] IT HAS FOUND US, EDDY! 235 00:10:34,708 --> 00:10:40,578 [GARGLING] >> MOLE MUTANT! 236 00:10:40,667 --> 00:10:42,127 >> AH...AH... 237 00:10:42,208 --> 00:10:42,998 CHOO! 238 00:10:43,083 --> 00:10:44,133 BLESS ME. 239 00:10:44,208 --> 00:10:46,128 >> IT'S JUST SOCKHEAD, STUPID. 240 00:10:46,208 --> 00:10:47,418 >> DOUBLE D! 241 00:10:47,500 --> 00:10:50,000 UNCHUCKED AND UNDIGESTED! 242 00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:53,133 WE ARE AS ONCE TWICE AGAIN. 243 00:10:53,208 --> 00:10:54,788 >> MY HAT, THANK YOU. 244 00:10:54,875 --> 00:10:56,165 I'M GOING HOME NOW. 245 00:10:56,250 --> 00:10:59,080 I HAVE A STRICT DECONTAMINATION REGIMEN TO IMPLEMENT. 246 00:10:59,167 --> 00:11:00,497 >> OH, NO, YOU'RE NOT! 247 00:11:00,583 --> 00:11:03,503 WE'RE GOING BACK INTO THAT SEWER TO GET MY CASH. 248 00:11:03,583 --> 00:11:04,173 GOT IT? 249 00:11:04,250 --> 00:11:05,880 >> NOT SO FAST, BUCKOS! 250 00:11:05,958 --> 00:11:09,878 IT MAY BE DAYS BEFORE IT IS SAFE TO GO, UM... 251 00:11:09,958 --> 00:11:11,208 OUTSIDE. 252 00:11:11,292 --> 00:11:15,752 AS WE WILL BE THE LAST HUMANS ON EARTH LIVING ON GRUBS AND STALE 253 00:11:15,833 --> 00:11:16,673 MARSHMALLOWS. 254 00:11:16,750 --> 00:11:18,080 >> GIVE ME THAT STUPID THING! 255 00:11:18,167 --> 00:11:19,167 >> RUN AWAY! 256 00:11:19,250 --> 00:11:20,420 >> YOU BETTER RUN. 257 00:11:20,500 --> 00:11:22,460 >> OH, FOR PETE'S SAKE. 258 00:11:22,542 --> 00:11:25,172 >> BUT, EDDY, IT'S A COLLECTOR'S ISSUE! 259 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:25,880 >> YEAH? 260 00:11:25,958 --> 00:11:27,168 WELL, COLLECT THIS! 261 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,750 HEY, WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHT? 262 00:11:39,667 --> 00:11:42,537 [SNORING] 263 00:11:53,208 --> 00:11:55,498 >> HEY, RIP VAN WINKLE! 264 00:11:55,583 --> 00:11:56,213 GET CRACKING, BOY-O. 265 00:11:56,292 --> 00:11:57,422 WE'RE LATE FOR SCHOOL. 266 00:11:57,500 --> 00:12:01,040 >> AN EARLY BIRD CATCHES THE PEANUT, DOUBLE D. 267 00:12:01,125 --> 00:12:02,245 >> SCHOOL? 268 00:12:02,333 --> 00:12:06,213 I HATE TO BE THE BEARER OF BAD NEWS, GENTLEMEN, BUT TODAY'S 269 00:12:06,292 --> 00:12:08,422 SATURDAY. 270 00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:09,580 >> SATURDAY?! 271 00:12:09,667 --> 00:12:10,957 ED, YOU DOLT! 272 00:12:11,042 --> 00:12:13,962 YOU WOKE ME UP FOR SCHOOL ON A SATURDAY? 273 00:12:14,042 --> 00:12:16,172 >> IT WASN'T MY FAULT, EDDY. 274 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:19,130 MY BELLY TOLD ME IT WAS BOTTOMLESS GRAVY DAY IN THE 275 00:12:19,208 --> 00:12:22,128 CAFETERIA. 276 00:12:22,208 --> 00:12:24,828 BAD BELLY. 277 00:12:24,917 --> 00:12:25,747 BAD! 278 00:12:25,833 --> 00:12:28,713 >> GRR! 279 00:12:28,792 --> 00:12:30,502 YOUR HEAD'S BOTTOMLESS! 280 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:31,753 >> BELLY BAD, EDDY! 281 00:12:31,833 --> 00:12:33,753 >> COME HERE, YOU LITTLE-- >> BELLY! 282 00:12:33,833 --> 00:12:35,173 >> LOVABLE OAF. 283 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:35,960 OH, WELL. 284 00:12:36,042 --> 00:12:40,132 BEST BEGIN MY DAY, I SUPPOSE. 285 00:12:43,042 --> 00:12:53,212 [BEEPING] [HUMMING] 286 00:13:06,250 --> 00:13:08,290 AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST... 287 00:13:08,375 --> 00:13:11,705 THE SHOWER. 288 00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:16,922 OH, HOW I ADORE ITS SPRINKLING SPLENDOR, ITS CASCADING 289 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,380 CLEANSING, ITS STEAMY SERENADE. 290 00:13:19,458 --> 00:13:22,128 AN IMPERATIVE STEP TO EACH AND EVERY DAY. 291 00:13:22,208 --> 00:13:26,208 AAH! 292 00:13:26,042 --> 00:13:28,672 MY BATHROOM! 293 00:13:28,750 --> 00:13:29,460 DEMOLISHED! 294 00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:30,332 DISMEMBERED! 295 00:13:30,417 --> 00:13:32,827 DISINTEGRATED! 296 00:13:32,917 --> 00:13:36,377 A STICKY NOTE. 297 00:13:36,458 --> 00:13:40,998 "DEAR EDWARD, THE SHOWER IS OUT OF ORDER DUE TO RENOVATIONS. 298 00:13:41,083 --> 00:13:42,043 HAVE A NICE DAY. 299 00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:45,455 LOVE, MOTHER AND FATHER." 300 00:13:45,542 --> 00:13:51,172 OH, DEAR! 301 00:13:51,250 --> 00:13:58,290 >> SCRAM, ED! 302 00:13:58,375 --> 00:13:59,785 >> NO LIE, EDDY! 303 00:13:59,875 --> 00:14:02,165 IT WASN'T MY FAULT. 304 00:14:02,250 --> 00:14:04,040 >> BEAT IT! 305 00:14:04,125 --> 00:14:05,325 WEEKEND WRECKER. 306 00:14:05,417 --> 00:14:08,877 >> OF ALL THE INCONSIDERATE-- WITHOUT EVEN A WORD, MOTHER AND 307 00:14:08,958 --> 00:14:12,038 FATHER, IN ALL THEIR WISDOM, FELT IT NECESSARY TO RENOVATE 308 00:14:12,125 --> 00:14:13,375 OUR BATHROOM. 309 00:14:13,458 --> 00:14:19,128 I ASK YOU, DO I EVEN EXIST? 310 00:14:19,208 --> 00:14:20,668 >> EDDY! 311 00:14:20,750 --> 00:14:22,250 THE BELLY IS EVIL! 312 00:14:22,333 --> 00:14:25,133 THE BELLY IS CRUEL! 313 00:14:25,208 --> 00:14:30,458 [RINGING] >> EDDY, I KNOW THIS MAY BE 314 00:14:30,542 --> 00:14:33,332 DIFFICULT, AND NORMALLY I WOULDN'T ASK THIS OF YOU, BUT 315 00:14:33,417 --> 00:14:34,917 MAY I USE YOUR SHOWER? 316 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,580 I TOOK THE LIBERTY OF BRINGING MY OWN TOILETRIES. 317 00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:39,537 MIND YOU, I WILL REQUIRE A CLEAN TOWEL, PREFERABLY COTTON, AS 318 00:14:39,625 --> 00:14:42,415 POLYBLENDS IRRITATE MY SKIN. 319 00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:45,380 >> HIT THE ROAD! 320 00:14:45,458 --> 00:14:50,288 WINDBAG. 321 00:14:50,375 --> 00:14:55,575 >> DID YOUR BELLY LIE, TOO, DOUBLE D? 322 00:14:55,667 --> 00:14:58,577 >> NOT TO BE RUDE, ED, BUT I DESPERATELY NEED TO FIND A 323 00:14:58,667 --> 00:14:59,247 SHOWER. 324 00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:01,503 OH, MESSY, MESSY, MESSY. 325 00:15:01,583 --> 00:15:08,043 >> EDDY! 326 00:15:08,125 --> 00:15:12,075 >> OH, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE. 327 00:15:12,167 --> 00:15:14,037 LE JIMMY'S BEE-YOOTY SALON? 328 00:15:14,125 --> 00:15:16,075 HOW FORTUITOUS. 329 00:15:16,167 --> 00:15:20,247 JIMMY'S A YOUNG MAN OF UPSTANDING HYGIENIC CALIBER. 330 00:15:20,333 --> 00:15:25,133 [HUMMING] >> VOILA! 331 00:15:25,208 --> 00:15:28,378 >> I FEEL WEIRD. 332 00:15:28,458 --> 00:15:30,168 HMM. 333 00:15:30,250 --> 00:15:31,210 WOWSERS! 334 00:15:31,042 --> 00:15:33,502 THAT SURE LOOKS SNAZZY, JIMMY! 335 00:15:33,583 --> 00:15:35,133 >> THAT'S LE JIMMY. 336 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,000 NOW SIT STILL. 337 00:15:36,083 --> 00:15:37,503 YOU'RE RUINING MY VISION OF YOU. 338 00:15:37,583 --> 00:15:41,963 >> WELCOME TO LE JIMMY'S, WHERE WE HAVE A COMB AND YOU DON'T. 339 00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:44,042 WE HAVE DUCT-TAPE WAXING. 340 00:15:44,125 --> 00:15:45,665 ONLY JIMMY'S SPECIALTY. 341 00:15:45,750 --> 00:15:50,420 KETCHUP AND MUSTARD MANICURES AND SPAGHETTI RELAXATION BATHS. 342 00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:53,250 >> ROCK AND ROLL, HUH, PLANK? 343 00:15:53,333 --> 00:15:57,883 >> YES. WELL, THIS ALL SOUNDS VERY LUXURIOUS, SARAH, BUT ALL 344 00:15:57,958 --> 00:16:00,458 I REQUIRE TODAY IS A SHOWER. 345 00:16:00,542 --> 00:16:06,462 >> IS THAT RIGHT? 346 00:16:06,542 --> 00:16:10,132 LE JIMMY HAS AN OPENING IN 3 WEEKS. 347 00:16:10,208 --> 00:16:11,578 >> 3 WEEKS? 348 00:16:11,667 --> 00:16:12,827 OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 349 00:16:12,917 --> 00:16:14,207 I'M AFRAID YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 350 00:16:14,042 --> 00:16:18,002 I NEED A SHOWER IMMEDIATELY. 351 00:16:18,083 --> 00:16:20,043 >> 3 WEEKS, BUB! 352 00:16:20,125 --> 00:16:21,705 TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT! 353 00:16:21,792 --> 00:16:23,382 >> WELL, UM, OK. 354 00:16:23,458 --> 00:16:24,458 THANK YOU, SARAH. 355 00:16:24,542 --> 00:16:26,632 UM, YOU'VE CERTAINLY MADE YOUR POINT. 356 00:16:26,708 --> 00:16:27,958 YES, INDEEDY. 357 00:16:28,042 --> 00:16:32,462 UM, WITH THAT, I'LL BE SURE TO, UH, COOPERATE FULLY. 358 00:16:32,542 --> 00:16:35,042 YES? 359 00:16:35,125 --> 00:16:36,125 SHOWER, SHOWER, SHOWER! 360 00:16:36,208 --> 00:16:40,578 >> HEY! 361 00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,917 >> JIMMY, I BESEECH YOU. 362 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,080 PLEASE... 363 00:16:44,167 --> 00:16:46,167 [COUGHING] A FAVOR. 364 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:49,040 ALL I ASK FOR IS A SHOWER. 365 00:16:49,125 --> 00:16:51,125 FIND IT IN YOUR HEART, LAD. 366 00:16:51,208 --> 00:16:54,168 AT THIS VERY MOMENT, THERE ARE MILLIONS OF DEAD SKIN CELLS 367 00:16:54,250 --> 00:16:57,960 AMASSING UNDER THE THREADS OF MY ROBE! 368 00:16:58,042 --> 00:16:59,502 >> GO AWAY. 369 00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:03,423 >> STOP THAT! 370 00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:04,880 PLEASE FORGIVE ME. 371 00:17:04,958 --> 00:17:09,328 I LOVE MYSELF. 372 00:17:09,417 --> 00:17:11,457 >> YOU ATTACKED SARAH IN COLD BLOOD. 373 00:17:11,542 --> 00:17:18,962 DON'T HIT ME! 374 00:17:19,042 --> 00:17:26,042 [WHIMPERING] >> IS LE JIMMY'S A SCREAM OR 375 00:17:26,125 --> 00:17:27,125 WHAT? 376 00:17:27,208 --> 00:17:29,878 >> JONNY, MAY I USE YOUR SHOWER? 377 00:17:29,958 --> 00:17:32,078 >> NO. 378 00:17:32,167 --> 00:17:38,707 >> THEY RUINED MY SALON, SARAH. 379 00:17:38,792 --> 00:17:40,082 >> LOOK AT ME! 380 00:17:40,167 --> 00:17:44,997 IS A SHOWER TOO MUCH TO ASK? 381 00:17:45,083 --> 00:17:48,173 [GROWLING] >> YOU'RE ON, PLANK. 382 00:17:48,042 --> 00:17:50,962 I'LL TAKE THE DIRTY KID FOR A QUARTER. 383 00:17:51,042 --> 00:18:00,922 >> AAH! 384 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,380 >> ROLF. 385 00:18:02,458 --> 00:18:05,628 FINALLY, SOMEONE WILL UNDERSTAND MY PLIGHT. 386 00:18:05,708 --> 00:18:08,668 SOMEONE WHO CAN SYMPATHIZE WITH THE SOILED SUFFERING I'VE 387 00:18:08,750 --> 00:18:10,330 ENDURED. 388 00:18:10,417 --> 00:18:12,417 UM, ROLF. 389 00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:13,830 EXCUSE ME. 390 00:18:13,917 --> 00:18:18,207 A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME? 391 00:18:18,042 --> 00:18:22,922 MAY I TROUBLE YOU FOR THE USE OF YOUR SHOWER SO I CAN START MY 392 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:29,880 DAY ON THE RIGHT FOOT? 393 00:18:29,958 --> 00:18:33,078 ROLF! 394 00:18:33,167 --> 00:18:33,917 OH, DEAR! 395 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,500 ROLF, STOP! 396 00:18:35,583 --> 00:18:48,133 YEOW! 397 00:18:48,208 --> 00:18:49,958 [SNIFFS] >> AH, TOO EARLY, YES? 398 00:18:50,042 --> 00:18:59,922 THE FERMENTING HAS YET TO BEGIN. 399 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:08,500 [MOO] >> THE MILK OF HUMAN KINDNESS 400 00:19:08,583 --> 00:19:11,833 HAS ABANDONED ME! 401 00:19:11,917 --> 00:19:13,287 SHOWER, SHOWER, SHOWER. 402 00:19:13,375 --> 00:19:15,205 SHOWER, SHOWER, SHOWER. 403 00:19:15,042 --> 00:19:16,792 SHOWER, SHOWER, SHOWER. 404 00:19:16,875 --> 00:19:18,285 SHOWER, SHOWER, SHOWER. 405 00:19:18,375 --> 00:19:19,745 SHOWER, SHOWER, SHOWER. 406 00:19:19,833 --> 00:19:21,083 SHOWER, SHOWER, SHOWER. 407 00:19:21,167 --> 00:19:32,917 SHOWER, SHOWER, SHOWER! 408 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,080 GREETINGS, MICROORGANISMS. 409 00:19:35,167 --> 00:19:36,707 HOP ABOARD. 410 00:19:36,792 --> 00:19:38,632 WELCOME, BACTERIA. 411 00:19:38,708 --> 00:19:41,788 OH, HAPPY DAY. 412 00:19:41,875 --> 00:19:44,455 >> EDWARD! 413 00:19:44,542 --> 00:19:48,172 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 414 00:19:48,250 --> 00:19:51,290 >> DIVE IN, OLD VISION OF MY FORMER SELF. 415 00:19:51,375 --> 00:19:55,495 THERE IS MORE THAN ENOUGH FILTH TO GO AROUND. 416 00:19:55,583 --> 00:19:58,543 >> I'LL HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR SELF-DEGRADATION, THANK 417 00:19:58,625 --> 00:20:03,205 YOU, AS I STAND FOR CLEANLINESS, MORAL FIBER, AND ALL THAT IS 418 00:20:03,292 --> 00:20:06,292 DECENT AND NEATLY FOLDED. 419 00:20:06,375 --> 00:20:09,125 >> ZIPPITY DO DAH! 420 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,078 >> STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT! 421 00:20:11,167 --> 00:20:14,997 GET A GRIP ON YOURSELF, MISTER. 422 00:20:15,083 --> 00:20:17,793 THAT'S DISGUSTING! 423 00:20:17,875 --> 00:20:22,995 >> MAY I USE YOUR SHOWER? 424 00:20:23,083 --> 00:20:26,333 >> GOOD LORD. 425 00:20:26,417 --> 00:20:31,167 STINKY, STINKY, STINKY. 426 00:20:31,250 --> 00:20:34,460 >> NO SHOWER FOR ME! 427 00:20:34,542 --> 00:20:39,792 [GRUNTING] >> HA HA HA! 428 00:20:39,875 --> 00:20:40,665 FOR ME? 429 00:20:40,750 --> 00:20:44,130 OH, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE. 430 00:20:44,208 --> 00:20:47,668 >> DOUBLE D, IS THAT YOU? 431 00:20:47,750 --> 00:20:50,130 >> NO, NOT REALLY. 432 00:20:50,208 --> 00:20:53,878 >> NO OFFENSE, DUDE, BUT YOU COULD REALLY USE A SHOWER. 433 00:20:53,958 --> 00:20:58,128 LET'S GET YOU A WASHCLOTH, OK? 434 00:20:58,208 --> 00:21:05,788 >> A S-SHOWER? 435 00:21:05,875 --> 00:21:07,915 >> THE BATHROOM'S THROUGH HERE. 436 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:11,630 SEE? 437 00:21:11,708 --> 00:21:15,748 >> A RADIANT ANGEL HAS SMILED DOWN UPON ME. 438 00:21:15,833 --> 00:21:18,083 >> WHATEVER. 439 00:21:18,167 --> 00:21:19,957 HERE YOU GO. 440 00:21:20,042 --> 00:21:30,002 NOW, DON'T FORGET TO WASH BEHIND YOUR EARS. 441 00:21:30,083 --> 00:21:35,383 NOW, DON'T FORGET TO WASH BEHIND YOUR EARS. 442 00:21:35,458 --> 00:21:36,708 >> OH, YEAH, BABY. 443 00:21:36,792 --> 00:21:40,132 NOTHING LIKE A SHOWER TO GET YOU READY FOR A NEW DAY. 444 00:21:40,208 --> 00:21:44,668 WHAT THE-- >> LOOK WHAT I FOUND ON NAZZ'S 445 00:21:44,750 --> 00:21:45,710 LAWN, EDDY. 446 00:21:45,792 --> 00:21:53,542 IT LOOKS A LOT LIKE DOUBLE D. 447 00:21:53,625 --> 00:21:54,915 >> P.U.! 448 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,710 YOU REEK, SOCKHEAD. 449 00:21:56,792 --> 00:22:00,502 >> HE SMELLS WORSER THAN THE SANDWICH UNDER MY BED, EDDY. 450 00:22:00,583 --> 00:22:01,503 >> HA HA HA! 451 00:22:01,583 --> 00:22:03,333 YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, LUMPY. 452 00:22:03,417 --> 00:22:05,997 MORE LIKE ONE OF YOUR 3-MONTH-OLD GYM SOCKS. 453 00:22:06,083 --> 00:22:10,043 >> OH, OH, LIKE MY HEAD ON A RAINY DAY, HUH, EDDY? 454 00:22:10,125 --> 00:22:11,035 HA HA! 455 00:22:11,125 --> 00:22:11,785 >> HA HA! 456 00:22:11,875 --> 00:22:12,915 VERY FUNNY. 457 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:18,500 CAN WE GET ON WITH THIS, PLEASE? 458 00:22:18,583 --> 00:22:24,333 >> LET'S GET THAT CUSTARD OUT OF YOUR BELLYBUTTON, MISTER. 459 00:22:24,417 --> 00:22:24,997 >> WAIT, ED. 460 00:22:25,083 --> 00:22:26,423 LET ME GO GET A CAMERA. 461 00:22:26,500 --> 00:22:28,790 HA HA HA! 462 00:22:29,583 --> 00:22:30,963 [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] 463 00:22:31,042 --> 00:22:32,132 [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE 464 00:22:32,208 --> 00:22:33,708 --www.ncicap.org--] 465 00:22:46,542 --> 00:22:47,582 >> ED, EDD, N' EDDY! 466 00:22:47,667 --> 00:22:48,827 >> BRRRRRR YEAH! 31538

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