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[WHISTLING]

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

MM-HMM! [GIGGLING]

CHECKMATE!

BOY, PLANK, YOU SURE HAVE LOST YOUR FINISH.

THAT'S HOME PLATE AND HERE'S THE BANANA!

BANANA?

RUN, JONNY, RUN!

UM, OK. WHERE TO?

HIT THE BULL'S-EYE, JONNY!

SQUEEZE THE BANANA AND HIT THE BULL'S-EYE!

DO IT! HURRY! HIT IT, HIT IT!

HA! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

HERE'S THE PEAS AND HERE'S THE STRAW!

COME ON, JONNY! GET A LEAD OUT!

SHOOT THE BALLOONS! SHOOT THE BALLOONS!

DON'T LOOK AT ME! SHOOT THE BALLOONS!

[POW POW]

Jonny: OH, BOY!

DON'T DROP THE MARSHMALLOWS!

QUIT LOOKING AT ME! HURRY, JONNY, MOVE IT!

WHAT DO I DO, EDDY?

FEED DOUBLE D!

FEED HIM, JONNY! HURRY!

OH!

Eddy: THAT-A-BOY, JONNY!

WHOO HOO HOO!

TOUCH HOME PLATE! TOUCH IT, TOUCH IT!

I SEE IT, EDDY!

Eddy: GO! RUN! HURRY!

Ed/Edd/Eddy: RUN, JONNY, RUN!

OH...

TOUCH IT! TOUCH IT!

HURRY, JONNY! TOUCH HOME PLATE!

GO, JONNY, GO!

HUH? WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?

YOU'RE ALMOST THERE, JONNY!

OH! LOOK AT JONNY CRAWL!

TOUCH IT! I DID IT!

QUICK! PUT A QUARTER IN THE JAR, JONNY!

HURRY, JONNY, HURRY!

PUT THE QUARTER IN THE JAR!

JUST DROP IT IN, JONNY!

DROP IT IN!

NICE TRY, EDDY!

RRR!

I HELPED, TOO, JONNY!

I WAS THE BALLOON GUY!

PERHAPS WE SHOULD DESIGN A GAME FOR ROLF.

WHAT'S THE USE?

LOOK AT HIM HANGING LAUNDRY--BORING!

AND KEVIN'S FIXING HIS BIKE--SNORESVILLE!

NAZZ IS LOUNGING AND THE TWERPS ARE PLAYING BLOCKS!

DID I MENTION NAZZ LOUNGING?

WHAT A GAGGLE OF SAD SACKS!

IT'S THE CURSE OF SUBURBAN LIVING, EDDY.

WE'RE JUST TOO DISTANT FROM THE HUSTLE AND BUSTLE OF THE BIG CITY.

I LOVE THE CITY!

IF YOU CAN MAKE IT THERE, YOU CAN MAKE IT ANYWHERE!

LET'S NOT FORGET THE POTPOURRI OF URBAN CULTURE--

MUSEUMS, THEATER, AND MY FAVORITE-- LIBRARIES!

OH! AND WHEN YOU BUMP INTO CARS,

THEY GO, "WHOO WHOO! BAH! BAH!"

HA HA! YOU CAN MAKE BIG BUCKS IN THE BIG CITY!

LET'S DRIVE TO THE CITY, FELLAS!

WE'RE TOO YOUNG TO DRIVE, ED.

MY DAD HAS A SHOVEL!

WELL, I SAY IF WE CAN'T GO TO THE CITY,

LET'S BRING THE CITY TO THE CUL-DE-SAC.

I SUPPOSE I SHOULD FIND SOME TAPE.

NOT TO MENTION A DUCK!

Rolf: AH!

THE MERCILESS BEATING WITH A STICK

HAS CLEANSED MAMA'S PANTALOONS. FRESH!

[MACHINERY BUZZING]

WHAT IS THIS THAT FOULS THE CALM OF THE CUL-DE-SAC?

HEY, ROLF!

YOUR DAD SHEARING SHEEP AGAIN?

KEEP IT DOWN!

THIS SOUND IS A MYSTERY TO ROLF,

AS IS YOUR MOCKERY OF MY FATHER'S LEISURELY LIFE.

HEY!

KEEP IT DOWN OR I'M CALLING THE COPS!

HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO PLAY WITH ALL THIS RACKET?!

I THINK IT'S COMING FROM THE LANE.

Kevin: I BET THOSE EDS ARE UP TO SOMETHING!

AWESOME!

Nazz: WE'VE GOT OUR OWN CITY!

JA, JA!

HOO-RAH!

THE DORKS DID SOMETHING COOL FOR ONCE!

EVERYTHING'S SO BIG AND TALL!

LET'S STROLL DOWN THE BOULEVARD OF DREAMS.

Jonny: NO, WAIT!

DON'T GO IN THERE!

Rolf: LOOK!

THE CITY'S A BAD PLACE!

THE CITY'S SCARY AND SMELLY!

IT'S TRUE! ASK PLANK!

CITY PEOPLE IGNORE YOU.

THEY'RE TOO BUSY AND WALK RIGHT PAST YOU,

WITHOUT EVEN SO MUCH AS A "HOWDY DO."

[LAUGHTER] HUH? GUYS?

Jonny: DID YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID?

HEY!

BOY, PLANK, EVER FEEL LIKE YOU MIGHT AS WELL

BE TALKING TO A PIECE OF WOOD?

PLANK?

PLANK?

NOT YOU, TOO!

Jimmy: I'M TINGLY ALL OVER!

Sarah: I'VE NEVER BEEN TO THE CITY!

GOOD DAY, MRS. LADY.

HELLO, MR. FANCY PANTS.

GREETINGS, CITY STRANGER.

THEY'RE CARDBOARD, ROLF. GET A GRIP.

Sarah: GO!

Rolf: HMM. WHAT BARBARIAN WOULD HANG

THE MILK BOX FROM A STRING?

JEEZ, ROLF! THAT'S A TRAFFIC SIGNAL.

[HORN HONKS]

COME ON! I AIN'T GETTIN' ANY YOUNGER!

MOVE IT!

EDDY! IF YOU BLOW THAT HORN ONE MORE TIME--

[LOUD HONK]

WHAT THE-- GET BACK HERE, DORK!

[COUGHING] THE CITY AIR IS THICK LIKE NANA'S TOENAIL.

WHERE'D EVERYBODY GO?

WAIT TILL I FIND THAT DORK!

Ed: BEEP BEEP! WHOA, WHOA!

I'M A TRUCK! 10-4!

BEARING ON YOUR CRUMPET THING.

THEY'RE JUST TRYING TO BUG ME,

AND IT WORKED!

[GROWLING]

YOU CUT ME OFF, DOUBLE DWEEB!

I BEG TO DIFFER, KEVIN.

MY SAFETY BAG WOULD NOT HAVE DEPLOYED IF YOU HADN'T REAR-ENDED ME.

I CANNOT SEE PAST ED BOY'S SWOLLEN BACK!

Eddy: WHAT IS THIS--A FUNERAL?

LET'S GO, GRANDMA!

STAY CALM. IGNORE THE PEANUT GALLERY.

[DING]

DON'T STOP. YES, GO! LOOK OUT!

THIS GUY'S A HOOT.

CAN YOU SEE MY HAND SIGNAL?

BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO MAKE A TURN.

THAT'S IT! STAND BACK, FOLKS!

EHH!

ROAD RASH! HA HA HA!

Ed: SMOKEY'S ON MY TAIL!

[ENGINE ROARING, SIREN BLARING]

PLANK! OH, PLANK!

WHERE ARE YOU, BUDDY?

Ed: HEY, JONNY BOY! WHAT'S THE MATTER?

LOOKING FOR SOMETHING?

PLANK RAN OFF, EDDY!

HE'S ALL ALONE IN THIS CARDBOARD JUNGLE!

SEEN HIM?

HMM. PLANK, PLANK, PLANK.

A-ABOUT THIS TALL, SMILES A LOT?

YOU SAW HIM?

I CAN'T SEEM TO REMEMBER.

HOW'S ABOUT REFRESHING MY MEMORY, HUH?

DID YOU SEE HIM OR NOT?!

NOPE. HAVEN'T SEEN HIM. BEATS ME.

PLANK! OH, PLANK!

HOW'S A GUY SUPPOSED TO MAKE A LIVING?

BRIGHT LIGHTS AND SKYSCRAPERS! WHEE!

PINCH ME, SARAH! I'M DREAMING!

SARAH?

EH...PARDON ME.

HAVE YOU SEEN MY FRIEND SARAH?

[LAUGHTER] SIR?

TOO MANY PEOPLE!

I FEEL SO CONGESTED!

OH, LOOK--A SHOE STORE.

♪ LA DA DA DA DA...

OH! HERE WE GO!

SHINE YOUR SHOES, CITIZEN?

W-WHAT?

FOOT, PLEASE.

YEAH, YEAH, FINE.

WE CERTAINLY HAVE BEEN HAVING SOME FINE WEATHER,

HAVEN'T WE, SIR?

ENOUGH SMALL TALK. WHAT'S THE DAMAGE?

THE CUSTOMER'S ALWAYS RIGHT.

ALL DONE. THAT WILL BE 25 CENTS.

UM, KEVIN, YOU SEEM TO HAVE GIVEN ME A BOTTLE CAP.

LIFE IN THE BIG CITY, PAL. HA HA!

KEVIN SEEMS TO HAVE ADAPTED QUITE WELL.

[NAZZ HUMMING]

MAY I HELP YOU WITH THOSE?

COO COO COO COO!

OINK OINK!

PIGEONS DON'T GO "OINK," ED!

I'M A GAZELLE! OINK!

NAZZ, WAIT!

HEY, YOU!

OH, MY!

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE--

LOOK OUT!

[LAUGHING]

COO COO!

QUACK QUACK!

ED! YOU'RE GOING TO HURT SOMEBODY!

THIS AIN'T A CARTOON!

DOUBLE D, LET GO!

[BOTH GRUNTING]

GET OFF!

HAI-YAAH!

CURSE MY CHIVALROUS WAYS.

♪ COME OUT, COME OUT, WHEREVER YOU ARE ♪

[SQUISH]

FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

[ENGINE ROARING] HUH? PLANK!

MY BUDDY! HUH?

PLANK! LOOK WHAT THE CITY'S DONE TO YOU!

[HORN HONKS] PLANK!

Sarah: LINE-UPS AND MORE LINE-UPS!

WHAT'S WITH ALL THE LINE-UPS?

THAT'S WHAT YOU DO IN THE BIG CITY, SARAH.

OH, MY--

JIMMY?

I GOT A TATTOO, SARAH!

IS THAT WHAT THIS LINE IS FOR?

ONLY 25 CENTS AT ED'S TATTOO PARLUR.

[KEVIN GROANING]

GET ON WITH IT, DORK!

CRY ME A RIVER--

Sarah: HEY!

YOU BUTTED IN LINE, ROLF!

GET LOST!

HEE!

HAVE MERCY, RABBIT EARS!

SARAH'S IN TROUBLE, AND NEEDS THE HELP

OF THE BOY WITH THE SNAKE ON HIS FACE!

SSSSS!

Rolf: ASSISTANCE, PLEASE!

HUNHH!

SECURITY! BREAK IT UP, WILL YOU?

BUT, EDDY, SITUATIONS SUCH AS THESE TEND TO WORK THEMSELVES--

GET OUT THERE! THEY'RE SCARING OUR CUSTOMERS!

MAMA, SAVE ME. RUN!

[SARAH GRUNTS]

Edd: PEOPLE, PLEASE! CONTROL--

JIMMY, CAREFUL OF HIS HAIRY BACK!

HOLD HIM FOR ME!

[PUNCHING, YELLING]

Nazz: HI, JONNY.

OH, YEAH? WELL, WHAT'S 2 PLUS 2?

HEY, HEY, HEY!

ANY OF THAT CRYSTAL BALL STUFF WILL COST YOU EXTRA!

Eddy: HIYA, JONNY! WANT A TAT?

YOUR CITY'S CORRUPTED THE MIND OF MY PAL PLANK!

Jonny: SURRENDER, URBAN FIEND!

[GRUNTING, PUNCHING]

Eddy: HELP! I'M BEING MUGGED!

[JONNY LAUGHING]

DID YOU SEE THAT?

THAT BALD KID TOOK MY MONEY!

TELL SOMEONE WHO CARES!

ED, DO SOMETHING!

CAN I CATER A PARTY?

RRRR!

[GRUNTING]

Sarah: WHAT'S HE DOING?

YOU BETTER FIND MY PLANK!

WE'LL NEED SOME TIME, JONNY!

WHAT?

JONNY, WAIT!

BACK OFF, EDDY, OR IT'S CURTAINS

FOR YOUR DIRTY MONEY!

DON'T EVEN KID ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE THAT!

Edd: HEY, YOU, UP THERE!

YES, YOU-- WITH THE JAR!

SOMEONE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU!

[MICROPHONE FEEDBACK]

PLANK, IS THAT YOU?

SEE? PLANK'S OK!

NOW, ABOUT THAT JAR, PAL--

SHUSH! WHAT?

REALLY? DO YOU THINK I SHOULD?

SHOULD WHAT? WHAT?

OK, YOU BRAT, YOU!

JONNY, NO!

MY MONEY!

Kevin: SCRAMBLES!

[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

Nazz: COOL! MONEY!

HEY, DON'T TOUCH THAT! PUT IT DOWN!

OOH!

[EDDY GRUNTING]

[LAUGHTER]

THAT'S CITY PROPERTY!

[YELLING INDISTINCTLY]

YOU'RE WELCOME.

DOUBLE D, TELL ME YOU SAVED SOME!

TELL ME WE'RE OK!

EDDY! IT WAS HORRIBLE, EDDY!

LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO MY SHIRT!

AAHH!

OK, LUMMOX! DID YOU GET ANY COIN?

DID YOU, HUH?

YEAH, I GOT A BUNCH!

THAT-A-BOY, ED! GIMME, GIMME, GIMME!

A WORM?!

IRONIC, DON'T YOU THINK?

I WAS TOO FAST FOR THEM, EDDY!

MY CITY!

Ed: DOMINOES! LET'S DO IT AGAIN!

HERE--HOLD THIS.

ED, I DON'T WANT IT!

DOUBLE D! GET A NET!

IT'S CRAWLING!

HA HA HA! YOU KNOW, EDDY,

CEASELESS TOIL AND BROKEN DREAMS ARE THE ESSENCE OF URBAN LIVING! HEH!

Jonny: AH! TAKE A DEEP BREATH, PLANK!

YOU CAN SMELL PEACE, LOVE, AND TRANQUILITY!

I MISSED YOU, TOO, BUDDY,

BUT IF YOU EVER DO THAT AGAIN, I'LL GLUE YOU TO A ROCK!

IT'S A JOKE, PLANK!

HA HA HA HA...

[BOING]

[CHUCKLING]

ED, PLEASE?

THE VIBRATION FROM THE RUBBER BAND COULD INTERFERE

WITH THE GYROS OF OUR JAWBREAKER SURVEILLANCE SATELLITE!

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU JUST SAID, DOUBLE D!

CAN I WIND IT UP NOW, PLEASE?

CAN I, HUH? OH, COME ON!

HANG ONTO YOUR NECK, ORVILLE!

DOUBLE D, TELL ME AGAIN! I'M DROOLING!

WELL, EDDY, WITH THE PROPER ATMOSPHERIC CONDITIONS,

OUR SATELLITE WILL BE ABLE TO PINPOINT EVERY JAWBREAKER

WITHIN A 4-BLOCK RADIUS OF THE CUL-DE-SAC.

REALLY?

Ed: CONTACT! HUH?

OH, DEAR! ED!

LET GO OF THAT PROPELLER!

ROGER, EDDY!

ED, NO! REVERSE THAT!

GRAB HOLD OF THE PROPELLER!

IN YOUR HAT, DOUBLE D!

NOW WHAT?

AAAHHH....

ED!

AH! LOOK AT IT GO, GUYS!

Edd: OH, DEAR! OH, DEAR!

[SIGHS]

OH, WELL.

JUST ONCE, I'D LIKE SOMETHING TO GO RIGHT.

[HONK]

HELLO!

LUCKY FOR US, I CAN TRACK ITS EVERY WHEREABOUTS.

[BEEPING]

HMM!

HA HA HA HA...

WAIT UP!

WAFFLE!

YOUR TURN, SARAH.

LEAPFROG!

YOU'RE SO NIMBLE, SARAH.

MY TURN!

OF ALL THE DARN LUCK! EH!

SPACE JUNK ATTACK!

DARN! MY PERFECTLY MANICURED NAILS!

HEY...

IF MY CALCULATIONS ARE CORRECT,

IT SHOULD LAND-- [CRASH]

IN THAT TREE.

DAMAGED, FRACTURED, AND OUT OF ORDER.

SMOOTH MOVE, LUMPY.

FIRST ONE THERE IS A ROTTEN EGG!

Edd: NO, WAIT! PLEASE, ED!

SEND AN IMPULSE TO YOUR BRAIN AND STOP!

OH!

ED, ARE YOU STANDING ON MY SHIRT WITH YOUR FILTHY SHOES?

Eddy: DOGPILE!

FOR PETE'S SAKE!

WE'RE NOT ALLOWED ON THE GRASS!

WHO SAYS?

PLEASE READ THE SIGN.

"KEEP OFF." SO WHAT?

EDDY, YOU MUST OBSERVE AND OBEY THE SIGN.

SIGNS ARE IN PLACE SO THAT ORDER IS MAINTAINED

IN AN OTHERWISE UNCULTIVATED SOCIETY.

AND I, FOR ONE, UPHOLD THESE SILKSCREEN POLICIES!

Eddy: DON'T YOU KNOW ADULTS COME UP WITH THAT STUFF JUST TO BUG US?

SEE? I STEP ON THE GRASS AND NOTHING HAPPENS.

HAVE YOU NO MORAL FIBER?!

BE A REBEL! TRY IT!

IT'S JUST A DUMB SIGN!

I'M SMARTER THAN A SIGN!

LOOK AT ME! HA HA HA!

HELLO?

GO ON! TOUCH IT!

I CAN'T! IT'S NOT IN ME, EDDY!

THINK OF THE MELEE AND--

EXCUSE ME, BUT HAS MY SHIRT BECOME A DOORMAT

FOR EVERYONE'S FILTHY SHOES?

[ED GRUNTING]

BOING!

WELL, I SUPPOSE,

TECHNICALLY THAT'S NOT THE GRASS

Ed: AAHH!

[COUGHING]

I'M A WOODPECKER...

'CEPT WITH DIRT.

[GRUNTING]

LET'S FIND SOME MORE SIGNS!

[CHILDREN GROANING]

PLANK SAYS HE'S ALMOST GOT IT.

RATS!

THAT COULD HAVE BEEN US!

GOOD THING PLANK READ THE SIGN!

Eddy: IF SOMEONE TOLD YOU TO JUMP OFF

THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING, WOULD YOU?

Edd: DON'T JUMP, EDDY, DON'T!

OH, YOU'RE SO STUBBORN.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING, DORK?

I'M FOLLOWING MY RULES, KEV.

IF YOU WANT THE BALL, JUST GET IT!

HA!

OH, YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE, ED!

AH! RULES ARE FOR LOSERS!

I'M AN ANGEL, SARAH!

HEH HEH HEH!

WHAT A COUPLE OF SCREWBALLS!

TRY TO TALK SOME SENSE INTO THEM!

THEY'RE LOOSE CANNONS, READY TO BLOW!

I'LL GIVE YOU 3 TO LET GO OF ME!

LET'S HAVE SOME DESSERT BEFORE DINNER

AND EAT IT WITH OUR HANDS...

THEN TALK WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL!

EDDY'S THE MAN!

MOM IS GOING TO BE SO MAD, ED!

YOU KIDS STILL LISTEN TO MOMMY AND DADDY? TOO BAD!

I GUESS YOU WON'T BE JOINING US FOR AN AFTER-DINNER SWIM!

YOU CAN'T DO THAT, EDDY!

WE CAN DO WHATEVER WE WANT, JONNY BOY!

BUT YOU'LL GET A CRAMP.

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT ADULTS YOU TO THINK.

OK! THIS HAS GONE FAR ENOUGH--

CAN ME AND PLANK GO TO BED WITHOUT BRUSHING OUR TEETH?

OH!

LET 'EM ROT, JONNY BOY!

CAN I STAY UP LATE?

CAN I WEAR SHOULDER PADS?

KNOCK YOURSELF OUT!

YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO GET US IN TROUBLE, AREN'T YOU?

HELP, HELP! KEVIN'S BEATING ME UP!

OH!

IS THE FUZZ ON ITS WAY?

I THINK NOT.

LIVE BY THE RULES, JUST LIKE DOUBLE D.

BUT RULES ARE A JOY TO UPHOLD!

DORK ALERT!

RULES ARE FOR LOSERS!

HA HA HA HA!

Ed: WHAT DO I WIN?

A 5-FINGER SANDWICH, YOU BIG--

COOCHIE COOCHIE COOCHIE!

QUIT IT! [LAUGHING]

EH! COME, WILFRED. WE HAVE MUCH TO DO.

Eddy: HEY, ROLFIE!

ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY!

WHO IS THIS JACK? I KNOW NO JACK.

DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, ROLF!

EDDY ONLY WISHES TO EVISCERATE

SOCIAL ORDER AS WE KNOW IT!

ED ON A PIG!

ED! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!

TAKE A BREAK, WILL YOU? RELAX!

WOULDN'T YOU RATHER BE SLOSHING AROUND IN SOME WET CEMENT?

WHY DO YOU HINDER ROLF'S DRUDGERY, 3-HAIRED ED BOY?

IF MY CHORES ARE NOT COMPLETE,

I WILL BE BANISHED TO THE...CUPBOARD!

WHO'S GOING TO KNOW?

COME ON! THERE'S A CLOD WITH YOUR NAME ON IT.

[LAUGHTER]

OW!

ROLF IS HUMBLED BY THE CEMENT.

IT MAKES HIM YEARN FOR THE LIFE OF LEISURE.

[PIG OINKING]

HA HA! WHAT A PIG!

GIVE IT UP FOR ROLF, EVERYBODY!

[CHEERING]

WELL, IT SEEMS YOU'VE CONVINCED ALL BUT ONE, EDDY,

THAT RULES NEED NOT APPLY IN THIS CUL-DE-SAC.

WELL, MISTER, I REMAIN AN ANCHORED SHIP TO THOSE RULES--

TERRA FIRMA, BABY!

HMM!

A PENNY FOR YOUR THOUGHTS?

NOT GOOD.

"NO RULES" RULE, DOUBLE D!

HA HA HA HA...

ARF!

[OINKING]

Edd: AAAHHH! EDDY, STOP!

WHAT IN THE SAM HILL ARE YOU DOING?

I PRECISELY ALPHABETIZED THOSE BOOKS FOR IMMEDIATE REFERENCE!

ALPHABETS ARE FOR SOUP!

WHAT'S THIS-- "JOYS OF RULES"?

MAN, GET A LIFE, DOUBLE D!

NO!

OK, THAT'S IT!

I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU SUCH A THRASHING!

HUH?

JEEZ, LOUISE!

COOL!

IF YOU SAY ONE WORD TO ANYONE,

I'LL NEVER SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN!

Ed: I AM DEAD FROM THE NECK UP.

I'LL JUST SAVE IT AND USE IT FOR AMMO

WHEN I NEED TO, DOUBLE D.

EDDY'S ALWAYS A STEP AHEAD.

OOH! LOOK AT THIS THING!

EDDY, DON'T YOU DARE REMOVE THAT!

OR WHAT?

♪ I FEEL MY HAND SLIPPING

[RIPPING]

NO, EDDY! YOU CAN'T!

[RRRRRRIP]

HA HA! I'M SUCH A BAD BOY!

Edd: YOU'VE BROKEN ME, EDDY.

HMM?

SET ME FREE, AND I'LL JOIN YOU IN DESTROYING EVERYTHING

THAT SEPARATES US FROM THE PRIMATES.

WE'RE MAKING PROGRESS!

YUM! LIKE CHEESE?

NO, ED. "PROGRESS," NOT--

"PROCESS!"

PUT THEM DOWN, ED! YOU LEAVE MY ANTS ALONE!

[GASPS]

5,239 ANTS, ED!

PICK THEM UP, PICK THEM UP!

SLOW DOWN, DOUBLE D.

[GAGGING] I'M SORRY.

Edd: WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?

GET BACK IN HERE!

5,230--OOH!

[CRASH]

[CHICKENS CACKLING]

[OINKING]

HI, ROLF!

CHICKENS!

HOW'S IT GOIN', STRETCH?

[SIGHS]

NO MORE CHORES FOR ROLF.

I AM A LAZY GOOD-FOR-NOTHING,

JUST LIKE THE OTHERS.

HA HA HA HA...

SAY GOOD-BYE TO DIRTY DISHES!

HA HA HA HA!

Kevin: AWESOME, HEY, NAZZ?

[LOUD BURP]

GOOD ONION.

"NO RULES" RULE!

[GIGGLES]

FEEL THE WIND, PLANK!

Sarah: VANILLA, CHOCOLATE FUDGE!

AND GERMAN SORBET!

MEET YOU AT THE BOTTOM!

[SLURPING]

[GIGGLING]

Jimmy: WHEEE!

I LOVE ICE CREAM! YUMMY!

ISN'T THIS COOL, ED?

WE CAN DO WHATEVER WE WANT!

LET'S FLY!

Edd: ATTENTION, PLEASE.

UH, YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE!

WHY IS DOUBLE D WEARING PANTYHOSE ON HIS HEAD?

I HAVE GOOD NEWS FOR US ALL.

I HAVE TAKEN THE LIBERTY OF PHONING ALL YOUR PARENTS!

Kevin: WHAT?! OH, MAN!

YOU DIDN'T!

YOU'RE BLUFFING!

NO, REALLY!

THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY HOME RIGHT NOW.

NO THANK-YOUs ARE NECESSARY.

Eddy: HE FLIPPED!

AM I IN TROUBLE NOW?

Rolf: AAHH! HOME, WILFRED, QUICKLY!

SCOOP FASTER, JIMMY!

MY TUMMY HURTS.

GET OFF!

I CAN'T FIND MY CLOTHES!

Edd: NO NEED TO PANIC,

AS ORDER WILL SOON BE RESTORED--WHOOP!

WE HAVE TO DO WHAT GROWN-UPS TELL US TO AGAIN!

Kevin: DOUBLE DORK!

YOU BROKE THE NUMBER-ONE RULE--

DON'T SQUEAL!

Rolf: WILFRED IS A VERY QUIET PIG, KEVIN.

HOLD IT, ROLF!

GIVE ME A HAND HERE.

YES! THE CLOSET CAN WAIT!

I'VE GOT GOOSE BUMPS!

UM, SEE? DOUBLE D JUST BROKE A RULE LIKE US, GUYS.

NO, I DIDN'T. UH--

HE'S DELUSIONAL.

A-AND THE PANTYHOSE IS TOO TIGHT.

HIS BRAIN IS SQUISHED.

Kevin: I THINK IT'S TIME FOR A LITTLE ORDER.

JA, JA!

[CHILDREN LAUGHING]

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TOLD ON US!

I APOLOGIZE. I--I'M NOT SURE WHAT CAME OVER ME.

THE--THE FLAGRANT DISREGARD FOR RULES

MUST HAVE CAUSED ME TO GO, UH, TEMPORARILY INSANE.

SOMEBODY'S COMING!

HEY, OVER HERE!

[WHISTLES]

YOO HOO! UP HERE!

Ed: JUST A SQUIRT?

Rolf: YOU CRAZY?

CAN'T YOU READ?!

SIGNS ARE MEANT TO BE READ!

THERE'S JONNY!

HEY, UP HERE!

HELP US OUT!

BE A REBEL! COME ON!

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY

TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

ED, EDD N EDDY!

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