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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
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YEAH!
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[DOG BARKING]
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[HUMMING]
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EDDY, YOU'RE SUCH A DOG.
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[IMITATES JIMMY]
I WANT TO GROW UP TO
BE JUST LIKE JIMMY!
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JIMMY! YEAH, RIGHT!
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HA HA HA HA!
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HEY, MOM,
IS IT DINNER YET?
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HEY, MOOOM!
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ANYBODY HOME?
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[ECHO] HOME...HOME...
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I'M ALL BY MYSELF!
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AAH!
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[RINGING]
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HUH?
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[RING]
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COOL BONE, DOUBLE-D!
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[RING]
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HMM...
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ED, CAN YOU PLEASE
ANSWER THE PHONE?
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CHAIN ME,
DOUBLE-D!
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ARF! ARF!
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FOR ALL OUR SAKES,
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LET'S HOPE YOU'RE
HOUSEBROKEN, ED.
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DOUBLE-D's ROOM.
DOUBLE-D SPEAKING.
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Eddy: HI, DOUBLE-D.
WHAT'S UP?
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HELLO, EDDY.
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JUST REVISITING
MY FILES,
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DILLYDALLYING
WITH ALPHANUMERIC
CATEGORIZATION.
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THRILLING.
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YEAH, UH, LISTEN,
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WHY DON'T YOU GUYS
COME ON OVER?
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GOSH, EDDY.
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A TAD LATE,
DON'T YOU THINK?
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I MEAN, ED WAS
FINALLY GOING TO--
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PLEASE LET GO OF
MY LEG, ED.
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OH, LOOK!
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THERE'S A HUGE SPUMONI SNAKE
CRAWLING UNDER MY BED!
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HELP ME!
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[CHOKING NOISE]
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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BINGO!
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HEY, GUYS,
WHAT TOOK YOU?
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SORRY I'M LATE, EDDY.
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I GUESS YOUR MOM AND DAD
ALREADY WENT OUT.
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POOR EDDY.
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I'LL JUST GET YOUR DINNER
STARTED, OK?
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THE SNAKE!
WHERE'S THE SNAKE?
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BE GENTLE WITH IT, ED.
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[KNOCK KNOCK]
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HI, EDDY.
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[CRASH]
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EDDY SEEMS
A LITTLE GROGGY.
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THE SNAKE BIT EDDY!
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I MUST EXTRACT
THE VENOM
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BEFORE IT SPREADS
THROUGH HIS VEINS!
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LIKE IN THE MOVIES.
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[SLURPING]
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HUH?
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EEW!
WHAT ARE YOU, ED?
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[RUMMAGING IN KITCHEN]
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QUICK, COME HERE,
QUIET.
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[HUMMING]
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LOOK WHO'S GRATING CHEESE
IN MY KITCHEN!
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SO...DINNER AT 7:00,
AND IN BED BY 9:00.
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EASY.
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[WHIMPERS]
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QUITE A PICKLE.
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WHAT MAY I ASK IS NAZZ
DOING IN YOUR HOME?
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WHAT DO I KNOW?
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SHE JUST SWAGGERED
IN AND STARTED
MAKING ME DINNER!
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CULINARY DELIGHTS?
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EDDY, YOU DON'T SUPPOSE
THAT THIS COULD BE A...
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DATE?
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OF COURSE! A DATE!
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[THUD]
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NAZZ FINALLY GAVE IN
TO EDDY BOY'S CHARM.
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I GOT A DATE
WITH NAZZ.
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I'VE READ ABOUT
THESE ENCOUNTERS.
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ITS MANEUVERS
ARE QUITE TRICKY.
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AT LEAST,
THAT'S WHAT I'VE READ.
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NO TIME FOR
KID GAMES, DOUBLE-D.
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I HAVE TO GO GET
READY FOR MY DATE.
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WITH NAZZ.
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AWW...
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IT SAYS A DATE BEGINS
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WITH WITTY AND HUMOROUS
CONVERSATION
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IN ORDER TO DISCOVER
COMPATIBILITY.
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IN YOUR DREAMS!
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MY BROTHER TOLD ME
THAT CHICKS ARE WILD
ABOUT ONLY ONE THING:
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CASH.
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Edd: THAT'S SO
SUPERFICIAL, EDDY.
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FEMALES ADMIRE MORE
MEANINGFUL THINGS.
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LIKE SINCERITY, RESPECT,
AND GOOD GROOMING.
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AND POTATO CHIPS!
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DO I LOOK LIKE
20 BUCKS OR WHAT?
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"OR WHAT" IS
A GOOD QUESTION.
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BUT I FEEL THE PIPE
IS A BIT MUCH.
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YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
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IT'LL DISTRACT HER FROM
MY DEVILISH GOOD LOOKS.
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EDDY, MAY I SUGGEST
WRITING NAZZ A POEM?
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AN ODE COMPARING HER EYES
TO BOTTOMLESS POOLS OF BEAUTY!
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OR A SONNET DETAILING
YOUR BOUNDLESS ADMIRATION
OF HER PERSONAL HYGIENE!
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HAIRCUT?
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YOU GUYS ARE CLUELESS.
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EVERYONE KNOWS I'VE GOT
THAT OLD BLACK MAGIC.
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SUPPER'S READY,
EDDY.
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WHA?
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Eddy:
YOU GUYS GOT
TO HELP ME!
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WHAT IS WRONG,
EDDY?
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NAZZ SCARES ME.
THE DATE'S OFF!
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FORGET IT.
I AIN'T MOVING!
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[DING DING]
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HOPE YOU'RE HUNGRY, EDDY.
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IT'S MY FAVE.
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HUH?
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AAH!
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NO DRESSERS
AT THE TABLE, EDDY.
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YOU'RE SO FUNNY.
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PSST!
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YOU HEARD HER, EDDY.
WE HAVE TO LOSE THE DRESSER.
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Ed: I WILL
CLOSE MY EYES.
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HELP ME!
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"A" IS FOR HELPING,
WHICH COMES FROM A TREE.
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UH-OH.
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"B" IS FOR LIFTING
EDD AND EDDY.
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"C" IS FOR GRAPEFRUIT,
WHICH I DON'T LIKE ONE BIT.
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EXCEPT WITH CRANBERRY RELISH
AND A SPRIG OF--
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Ed: SHE'S
COMING BACK!
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I HOPE YOU LIKE
MY MACARONI AND CHEESE.
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I MADE IT ESPECIALLY
FOR YOU.
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WHY DOESN'T
HE SAY SOMETHING?
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PSST! EDDY--
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COMPLIMENT NAZZ
ON HER COOKING.
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GO ON--SAY IT!
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UH--
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[GIBBERISH]
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HMM?
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[GIGGLES]
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OH, DEAR!
A FAUX PAS!
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WHY-MAY M-NE,
I SAY, EDD.
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HMM?
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COOL!
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WEIRD.
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REMEMBER YOUR MANNERS, ED.
BE CONFIDENT.
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SMALL FORK, THEN NAPKIN.
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PAUSE, THEN CHEW,
THEN NAPKIN.
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HMM?
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EDDY, LOOK AT YOU!
YOU'RE A MESS!
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[NERVOUS GIGGLE]
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[GIGGLES]
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I THINK IT'S TIME
SOMEONE HAD A BATH.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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HUH?
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I'LL GET IT WHILE
YOU GET READY.
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BATH TIME FOR EDDY!
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LOOK AT THAT
MACARONI BEHIND
YOUR EARS, MISTER.
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I'M READY TO EMBRACE
A STALEMATE, GENTLEMEN.
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Rolf: GOOD DAY,
MRS. EDDY'S MOTHER.
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WE REPRESENT THE URBAN RANGERS.
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AS YOU CAN SEE, WE ARE
PROUD TO OFFER YOU--
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A BLOCK OF ICE!
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YES, IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
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LET US DEMONSTRATE
ITS USES.
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HUH?
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HI, ROLF.
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HMM.
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RANGER JONNY,
BRING ME THE MAP.
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YOU CLAIM THIS IS
EDDY'S HOUSE--
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YET I SEE GO-GO
NAZZ GIRL AT THE DOOR.
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NO BADGE FOR YOU!
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Kevin: HEY, ROLF--
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CAN I BE AN URBAN LOSER?
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HA HA!
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WHY DO YOU MOCK US
AT EVERY TURN?
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HI, KEVIN!
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WHOA! HEY, NAZZ.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING
AT EDDY'S?
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I'M BABY-SITTING WHILE
HIS PARENTS ARE OUT.
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NO WAY!
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WHERE IS
THE LITTLE DORK?
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Edd: JUST A SLIGHT
ADJUSTMENT...
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AND YOUR BATH AWAITS.
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GET OVER IT,
DOUBLE-D.
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BUT EDDY,
NAZZ EXPECTS--
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BUT NOTHING!
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I AIN'T GETTING
IN THE BATH!
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I'LL LET YOU BORROW
MY LOOFAH.
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YOU ACTUALLY
CARRY AROUND A--
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Nazz: I HOPE YOU'RE
IN THAT TUB, YOUNG MAN.
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OH, DEAR--
SHE SOUNDS ANNOYED.
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PLEASE, EDDY,
IMMERSE YOURSELF.
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NOPE.
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EXCUSE ME,
BUT IS THAT A WORD?
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EDDY, DON'T FORGET
THE FOUNDATIONS OF
COURTSHIP.
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NEED
A BATH!
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DATE!
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AT LEAST I CAN GET ONE!
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[GASP]
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TOUCHE, EDDY.
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BUT I HAVE AN ACE
UP MY SLEEVE.
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[SNAP]
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[GRUNT]
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SKIP TO MY LOU,
MY DARLING.
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Eddy: HEY, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING? STOP THAT!
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WHOA, ED! NO!
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Ed: AND THIS LITTLE
PIGGY WENT HOME.
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I LEFT YOUR CLOTHES
ON THE COUNTER.
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GOOD LUCK.
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DON'T FORGET TO WRITE!
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THIS IS GOING JUST LIKE
MY BROTHER SAID IT WOULD.
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Rolf: LOOK, LEARN,
AND BE AMAZED, KEVIN BOY.
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ONLY IN THE URBAN RANGERS
WILL YOU LEARN THE CRAFT
OF ICE SCULPTURE.
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BEHOLD! A CHICKEN!
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OOH, A CHICKEN!
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STOP! DO NOT TOUCH
THE ICE FOWL!
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I L-L-LOVE CH-CH-CHICKENS.
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I'M GOING TO
PUT ON SOME TUNES.
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I'D BETTER CHECK
ON EDDY.
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OH, DEAR--SHE'S
SKIPPING A CHAPTER.
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MOOD MUSIC!
I'D BETTER--
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Nazz: EDDY!
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HOW YOU DOING
UP THERE?
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FINE! FINE! I'M OK.
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[FOOTSTEPS]
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WAIT--SHE'S COMING UP.
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I'M NAKED!
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MY CLOTHES!
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[GRUNTING]
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AAH!
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JUST ONE MINUTE!
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EDDY, LOOK!
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ROLF MADE A CHICKEN!
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ED?
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AAH!
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ANYWAY, I--
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AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
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[MOANING]
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CHICKEN HEAD!
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OH!
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WHAT'S EVERYBODY DOING
IN MY HOUSE?
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THIS IS NOT COOL!
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BEDTIME NOW, MISTER!
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BEDTIME?
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YOU HAVE TO DO
WHAT I SAY.
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THAT'S WHAT
YOUR PARENTS
HIRED ME FOR.
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MY PARENTS HIRED YOU
TO DATE ME?
249
00:10:00,208 --> 00:10:05,498
DATE? THEY HIRED ME
TO BABY-SIT YOU, DUDE.
250
00:10:05,583 --> 00:10:06,503
BABY-SIT?
BABY-SIT?
251
00:10:06,583 --> 00:10:10,173
DORKY THOUGHT
HE HAD A DATE
WITH NAZZ!
252
00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:10,960
[LAUGHING]
253
00:10:11,042 --> 00:10:13,332
IS ROLF'S NANA NEXT?
254
00:10:13,417 --> 00:10:16,377
[LAUGHING]
255
00:10:17,792 --> 00:10:22,132
BOY, EDDY, I WOULD BE
SO EMBARRASSED.
256
00:10:22,208 --> 00:10:24,288
AAAAH!
257
00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:26,828
AH, YES, GOOD.
258
00:10:26,917 --> 00:10:29,077
ROLF'S THIRST
IS ONLY COMPARABLE
259
00:10:29,167 --> 00:10:31,787
TO THE DRYNESS OF
PAPA'S CHAFED ELBOW.
260
00:10:31,875 --> 00:10:33,785
CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK!
261
00:10:33,875 --> 00:10:36,415
[ROCK AND ROLL PLAYING]
262
00:10:36,500 --> 00:10:39,130
HAS ANYBODY
SEEN MY EGG?
263
00:10:39,208 --> 00:10:40,958
[SOUNDS OF PARTYING]
264
00:10:42,875 --> 00:10:44,495
GRRR!
265
00:10:49,167 --> 00:10:50,997
GRRR!
266
00:10:51,083 --> 00:10:51,673
YO, NAZZ!
267
00:10:51,750 --> 00:10:53,380
CAN I CRANK
THESE TUNES OR WHAT?
268
00:10:53,458 --> 00:10:56,918
I FIGURE I'D BETTER ASK
THE BABY-SITTER.
269
00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:58,040
HA HA HA HA!
270
00:10:58,125 --> 00:10:59,375
SURE, HANG ON.
271
00:10:59,458 --> 00:11:02,538
LET ME JUST CLOSE
EDDY'S DOOR.
272
00:11:02,625 --> 00:11:03,665
YEEEOW!
273
00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:05,790
WE HAVE WOKEN
THE BABY!
274
00:11:05,875 --> 00:11:10,575
OK, BACK TO BED,
M-M-MISTER!
275
00:11:12,500 --> 00:11:13,210
AUGH!
276
00:11:13,042 --> 00:11:15,082
OPEN THE DOOR!
I'M STUCK!
277
00:11:15,167 --> 00:11:17,917
YOU'RE RIGHT. IT'S
PROBABLY A GAS BUBBLE.
278
00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,380
SPILLAGE EMERGENCY!
279
00:11:20,458 --> 00:11:21,998
HUH?
280
00:11:22,458 --> 00:11:23,708
BABY MADE A MESS.
281
00:11:23,792 --> 00:11:27,212
Eddy: OPEN THE DOOR, ED!
282
00:11:40,042 --> 00:11:41,542
[BUBBLING]
283
00:11:41,625 --> 00:11:43,325
HMM...
284
00:11:45,083 --> 00:11:48,333
WHAT ARE YOU?
SOME KIND OF TROLL
OR SOMETHING?
285
00:11:48,417 --> 00:11:50,207
EDDY, TURN OUT
THAT LIGHT!
286
00:11:50,292 --> 00:11:55,212
THIS MIXTURE IS
VERY SENSITIVE.
287
00:11:55,417 --> 00:11:56,377
THANK YOU, EDDY.
288
00:11:56,458 --> 00:11:59,038
BY MULTIPLYING THE ISOLATED
BUBBLE OF CARBON GAS,
289
00:11:59,125 --> 00:12:03,375
I'VE INVENTED A SODA THAT
WILL NEVER LOSE ITS FIZZ.
290
00:12:03,458 --> 00:12:04,538
YUMMY!
291
00:12:04,625 --> 00:12:06,075
GIVE ME A TASTE,
WILL YOU?
292
00:12:06,167 --> 00:12:06,997
I LOVE POP!
293
00:12:07,083 --> 00:12:08,463
NO, WAIT, EDDY!
294
00:12:08,542 --> 00:12:12,422
LIKE A SPONGE,
THIRSTY I AM!
295
00:12:12,750 --> 00:12:13,750
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!
296
00:12:13,833 --> 00:12:15,503
I HAVEN'T TESTED ITS STABILITY!
297
00:12:15,583 --> 00:12:17,543
IT REMAINS UNPREDICTABLE!
298
00:12:17,625 --> 00:12:18,495
[BURP]
299
00:12:18,583 --> 00:12:21,383
WAS PREDICTABLE.
ED, YOU PIG!
300
00:12:21,458 --> 00:12:24,078
FREEZE, MISTER!
301
00:12:24,167 --> 00:12:25,747
DON'T MAKE ANY
SUDDEN MOVEMENTS.
302
00:12:25,833 --> 00:12:28,133
JUST THE SLIGHTEST
TWITCH MAY SET OFF
303
00:12:28,208 --> 00:12:30,538
THE MIXTURE'S
VOLATILE NATURE.
304
00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:32,825
AND WE WOULDN'T WANT
THAT TO HAPPEN,
305
00:12:32,917 --> 00:12:34,287
NOW WOULD WE?
306
00:12:34,375 --> 00:12:36,125
HA HA HA HA!
307
00:12:36,208 --> 00:12:38,128
QUIT IT, EDDY!
308
00:12:38,208 --> 00:12:40,128
STOP!
309
00:12:40,750 --> 00:12:43,290
HALT! ABSTAIN!
310
00:12:43,375 --> 00:12:44,825
DESIST!
311
00:12:44,917 --> 00:12:46,417
ENOUGH ALREADY!
312
00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:48,580
DON'T HAVE A BIRD,
DOUBLE-D.
313
00:12:48,667 --> 00:12:51,577
[RUMBLING]
314
00:13:00,625 --> 00:13:03,125
GASSY!
315
00:13:04,333 --> 00:13:07,583
YOU GOT TO BLINK
SOMETIME,
316
00:13:07,667 --> 00:13:10,247
YOU RASCAL, YOU!
317
00:13:10,917 --> 00:13:12,707
GESUNDHEIT!
318
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:15,422
AAH! OH! OOF!
319
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,170
HEY, FUNNEL-FACE!
320
00:13:17,250 --> 00:13:20,040
DOUBLE-D SAID DON'T MOVE!
321
00:13:20,125 --> 00:13:21,375
DID I GO
SOMEWHERE?
322
00:13:21,458 --> 00:13:24,628
NAH. JUST REST THAT
EMPTY LITTLE HEAD, ED.
323
00:13:24,708 --> 00:13:25,998
Edd: LOOK!
I FOUND A KEY!
324
00:13:26,083 --> 00:13:29,503
KEYS HAVE QUITE A HISTORY OF
UNLOCKING THE MYSTERIES OF TIME.
325
00:13:29,583 --> 00:13:32,173
WHY, JUST THINK HOW TANGLED
ONE'S LIFE BECOMES
326
00:13:32,250 --> 00:13:35,380
BY LOSING SOMETHING
AS PRIMITIVE AS A KEY.
327
00:13:35,458 --> 00:13:37,168
POOR SOUL.
328
00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:40,080
LET ME SEE THAT KEY,
DOUBLE-D.
329
00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:43,997
I BET THAT KEY UNLOCKS
BIG GATES OF MOLTEN LAVA,
330
00:13:44,083 --> 00:13:47,173
RELEASING THE DEMONS
FROM A BOX OF OAT BREAD
331
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:50,330
ON THE SHELF OF
A MUTANT TRUCK STOP!
332
00:13:50,417 --> 00:13:53,417
OH, ED--
GO GET THE KEY!
333
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,670
TABLE FOR TWO!
334
00:13:55,750 --> 00:13:56,500
[GIGGLES]
335
00:13:56,583 --> 00:13:58,833
I BE THIS KEY COULD OPEN
KING TUT'S TOMB!
336
00:13:58,917 --> 00:13:59,877
OR AL CAPONE'S WALLET!
337
00:13:59,958 --> 00:14:02,458
OR SOME EXPLOITED
CARTOON CHARACTER
THEME PARK!
338
00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:04,462
IT'S OURS FOR
THE PICKING, BOYS!
339
00:14:04,542 --> 00:14:07,252
PARDON MY ENGLISH,
BUT GET REAL, EDDY!
340
00:14:07,333 --> 00:14:11,793
I SUGGEST WE RETURN THE KEY
TO ITS RIGHTFUL OWNER.
341
00:14:11,875 --> 00:14:12,705
OF COURSE YOU DO!
342
00:14:12,792 --> 00:14:15,042
IT'S THE KEY TO
THE OYSTER, DOUBLE-D!
343
00:14:15,125 --> 00:14:17,125
LET'S FIND THE PEARL!
344
00:14:17,208 --> 00:14:18,248
WHY,
THANK YOU, ED.
345
00:14:18,333 --> 00:14:21,963
DOES AL CAPONE'S WALLET
HAVE PICTURES, EDDY?
346
00:14:22,042 --> 00:14:24,172
LOVABLE OAF.
347
00:14:24,542 --> 00:14:27,632
I HOPE THIS SAND
DOESN'T GET IN MY LOAFERS.
348
00:14:27,708 --> 00:14:28,328
HEY!
349
00:14:28,417 --> 00:14:30,077
HONEST, MISTER,
I'M JUST A KID!
350
00:14:30,167 --> 00:14:30,997
I'M BROKE!
351
00:14:31,083 --> 00:14:33,923
HOLD STILL, SQUIRT!
I NEED TO SEE SOMETHING!
352
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,540
EDDY!
353
00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:39,075
MMM! AAH!
354
00:14:39,875 --> 00:14:41,415
FOR PETE'S SAKE,
EDDY--
355
00:14:41,500 --> 00:14:42,540
JIMMY'S RETAINER?
356
00:14:42,625 --> 00:14:45,075
TOO TIGHT! TOO TIGHT!
357
00:14:45,167 --> 00:14:46,247
SARAH!
358
00:14:46,333 --> 00:14:49,003
THIS KEY'S
USELESS.
359
00:14:49,083 --> 00:14:49,963
OH, I KNOW!
360
00:14:50,042 --> 00:14:52,042
LET ME TRY, EDDY!
361
00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:54,460
[COW MOOS]
362
00:14:54,542 --> 00:14:56,212
HERE WE GO!
363
00:14:56,042 --> 00:14:57,002
[MOO]
364
00:14:57,083 --> 00:14:58,713
TRICKY.
365
00:14:59,167 --> 00:15:01,167
I THINK ED'S
ON TO SOMETHING.
366
00:15:01,042 --> 00:15:02,252
DON'T YOU, EDDY?
367
00:15:02,333 --> 00:15:03,003
COME ON, EDDY.
368
00:15:03,083 --> 00:15:06,213
SOMEONE IS REALLY
MISSING THIS KEY.
369
00:15:06,042 --> 00:15:07,542
HA HA!
370
00:15:07,625 --> 00:15:08,575
Eddy: IT'S A KEY!
371
00:15:08,667 --> 00:15:10,877
IT'S SUPPOSED TO
OPEN SOMETHING!
372
00:15:10,958 --> 00:15:11,708
THAT'S RIGHT,
EDDY--
373
00:15:11,792 --> 00:15:13,422
SOMETHING
DEAR AND PERSONAL,
374
00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:14,920
LIKE A BOX OF
PHOTOGRAPHS.
375
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:17,710
OR A DIARY WITH PAGES
OF TRUTH AND DURATION.
376
00:15:17,792 --> 00:15:19,832
OR AS SIMPLE AS
A LOCKET OF LOVE.
377
00:15:19,917 --> 00:15:24,877
IT'S OUR RESPONSIBILITY
TO SEE THIS KEY RETURNS
TO ITS FORSAKEN OWNER
378
00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:27,248
SO LIFE CAN--
379
00:15:29,083 --> 00:15:30,253
MORTIFIED? YES.
380
00:15:30,333 --> 00:15:32,383
BUT I WON'T LET
MYSELF FALL PREY
381
00:15:32,458 --> 00:15:34,328
TO SUCH SHALLOW
EMOTION.
382
00:15:34,417 --> 00:15:35,207
NOT NOW.
383
00:15:35,292 --> 00:15:37,212
THERE'S A FELLOW
HUMAN CRYING
FOR HELP,
384
00:15:37,292 --> 00:15:40,002
TRYING TO MEND
THE UNRAVELED
BALL OF YARN
385
00:15:40,083 --> 00:15:41,423
HANDED TO THEM.
386
00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:44,130
MAYBE THAT'S THE KIND
WISH TO
LIVE IN, EDDY--
387
00:15:44,208 --> 00:15:46,288
WHERE THE UNYIELDING
AND THE INDIFFERENT
388
00:15:46,375 --> 00:15:48,285
SUPERSEDE THE BENEVOLENT.
389
00:15:48,375 --> 00:15:49,165
I SAY--
390
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,460
SHUT UP,
DOUBLE-D!
391
00:15:50,542 --> 00:15:54,082
ED, YOU UNDERSTAND
ANYTHING DOUBLE-D
SAID?
392
00:15:54,167 --> 00:15:55,037
PASS THE MUSTARD.
393
00:15:55,125 --> 00:15:57,285
THERE'S NO NEED
TO RAISE YOUR
VOICE, EDDY.
394
00:15:57,375 --> 00:15:59,745
YOU'RE RIGHT,
DOUBLE-D.
395
00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:00,463
I'M SORRY.
396
00:16:00,542 --> 00:16:01,962
APOLOGY ACCEPTED, EDDY.
397
00:16:02,042 --> 00:16:05,712
ED, EDDY'S MADE A VERY
IMPORTANT FIRST STEP, AND--
398
00:16:05,792 --> 00:16:06,422
EDDY!
399
00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:08,170
MY FOOT APOLOGIZES,
TOO, DOUBLE-D!
400
00:16:08,250 --> 00:16:12,830
CAREFUL, AS THE DOGS
HAVE HAD THEIR WAY
WITH THAT WATER PUMP.
401
00:16:12,917 --> 00:16:14,207
DID YOU SEE THAT
CASE?
402
00:16:14,292 --> 00:16:17,172
I BET THIS KEY
IS FOR THAT CASE!
403
00:16:17,667 --> 00:16:20,167
SO I FEEL MANKIND
SHOULD REASSESS
404
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,830
ITS POSITION ON
THE DARWIN GRAPH
405
00:16:21,917 --> 00:16:24,457
BEFORE TOTAL
SOCIAL ABANDONMENT.
406
00:16:24,542 --> 00:16:26,882
[GRUNT]
407
00:16:26,958 --> 00:16:28,828
YOU NEED TO EAT
MORE FIBER,
408
00:16:28,917 --> 00:16:30,417
HEAD-AND-SOCK ED BOY.
409
00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:32,130
HMM?
410
00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:34,208
YOU WANT TO SEE,
YES?
411
00:16:34,042 --> 00:16:36,132
UM...YEAH, SURE, ROLF.
412
00:16:36,208 --> 00:16:39,998
IT HAS BEEN
PASSED DOWN MANY
GENERATIONS.
413
00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:41,003
BEHOLD!
414
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:42,003
IT'S A WHATCHAMACALLIT.
415
00:16:42,083 --> 00:16:46,583
NOT EVEN CLOSE, SQUARE-PEG-IN-
ROUND-HOLE ED BOY.
416
00:16:46,667 --> 00:16:47,787
A KAZOO!
417
00:16:47,875 --> 00:16:50,535
NO. THE ACCORDION, YES?
418
00:16:50,625 --> 00:16:53,205
[PLAYING POLKA]
419
00:16:56,875 --> 00:16:58,325
I'M OUT OF HERE!
420
00:16:58,417 --> 00:16:59,287
POLKA TIME!
421
00:16:59,375 --> 00:17:01,455
♪ YOU'RE TOO FAT
FOR ME ♪
422
00:17:01,542 --> 00:17:03,582
♪ I'M TOO FAT
FOR YOU ♪
423
00:17:03,667 --> 00:17:05,457
WHAT? NO FLOWERS?
424
00:17:05,542 --> 00:17:08,582
♪ YOU'RE TOO FAT FOR ME
425
00:17:09,167 --> 00:17:11,167
EVERYBODY NOW!
426
00:17:11,250 --> 00:17:13,250
HMM?
427
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:16,043
ED...BOYS?
428
00:17:18,042 --> 00:17:18,632
HA HA!
429
00:17:18,708 --> 00:17:20,628
THIS KEY'S GOT
TO OPEN SOMETHING!
430
00:17:20,708 --> 00:17:23,998
EDDY, LET'S RETURN
THE KEY TO WHOMEVER
LOST IT.
431
00:17:24,083 --> 00:17:25,633
THEN WE'LL KNOW
WHAT IT OPENS.
432
00:17:25,708 --> 00:17:29,378
WHAT? AND RUIN
ALL THIS FRUSTRATION?
433
00:17:30,167 --> 00:17:33,167
THINK OF IT, EDDY.
THERE MAY BE A REWARD.
434
00:17:33,250 --> 00:17:34,420
HUH? HUH?
435
00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:36,380
LIKE CASH?
436
00:17:36,458 --> 00:17:38,038
BOOTY, EDDY.
437
00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:38,915
HEE HEE HEE!
438
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,290
I WISH I HAD
A TURTLE SHELL.
439
00:17:41,375 --> 00:17:43,995
FOLLOW MY LEAD.
440
00:17:44,083 --> 00:17:46,173
[WHISPERING]
441
00:17:49,875 --> 00:17:50,875
[CAMERA CLICKING]
442
00:17:50,958 --> 00:17:52,788
Jimmy: THE FALL COLLECTION
SCREAMS, "COLOR ME BRIGHT"
443
00:17:52,875 --> 00:17:54,785
AT THE HOUSE OF SARAH'S DESIGN.
444
00:17:54,875 --> 00:17:56,075
YES, WELL,
445
00:17:56,167 --> 00:17:58,077
I'M TIRED OF THIS,
JIMMY.
446
00:17:58,167 --> 00:18:01,037
DON'T STOP NOW.
YOU'RE FAMOUS.
447
00:18:01,125 --> 00:18:03,125
I AM?
448
00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:03,878
MY EYE!
449
00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:06,128
WHO'S THE WISE GUY?
450
00:18:06,208 --> 00:18:08,208
IT'S A NOTE.
451
00:18:08,042 --> 00:18:09,752
HUH?
452
00:18:13,250 --> 00:18:16,420
"WE HAVE WHAT
YOU LOST..."
453
00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:17,880
"IF YOU
WANT IT BACK,
454
00:18:17,958 --> 00:18:20,208
BE IN THE LANE
AT 3:00..."
455
00:18:20,292 --> 00:18:24,212
"AND BRING A BAG
OF JAWBREAKERS."
456
00:18:24,042 --> 00:18:25,172
SWINDLERS!
457
00:18:25,250 --> 00:18:28,540
HOLDING THE KEY FOR RANSOM
ISN'T WHAT I HAD IN MIND, EDDY!
458
00:18:28,625 --> 00:18:31,075
GOT THAT RIGHT.
IT'S BETTER!
459
00:18:31,167 --> 00:18:31,877
OOF!
460
00:18:31,958 --> 00:18:34,128
WHAT'S WITH
JONNY?
461
00:18:34,208 --> 00:18:35,168
MUST BE 3:00.
462
00:18:35,250 --> 00:18:37,210
JONNY ALWAYS NAPS
AT 3:00.
463
00:18:37,292 --> 00:18:42,212
ISN'T JONNY SCARED
THE VULTURES
WILL GET HIM?
464
00:18:42,042 --> 00:18:43,132
THE GUY'S A HAZARD.
465
00:18:43,208 --> 00:18:45,788
COME ON,
WE'RE WASTING TIME.
466
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:47,705
ED!
467
00:18:50,583 --> 00:18:53,753
AW, HE'S DROOLING.
468
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,673
HA! IT'S KEVIN!
469
00:18:55,750 --> 00:18:58,290
THIS MUST BE THE KEY
TO HIS BIKE LOCK!
470
00:18:58,375 --> 00:19:00,075
Rolf: SO! IT IS YOU!
471
00:19:00,167 --> 00:19:00,877
ROLF?
472
00:19:00,958 --> 00:19:01,918
YOU HAVE BROKEN
THE TRUST
473
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,130
OF A SOLEMN
SHEPHERD!
474
00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:04,578
ME? GET OVER IT!
475
00:19:04,667 --> 00:19:05,877
YOU BLEW IT, MAN!
476
00:19:05,958 --> 00:19:09,128
CONFESS TO YOUR CRIMES,
STALE END PIECE
OF WHITE BREAD!
477
00:19:09,208 --> 00:19:11,038
RETURN MY EGGPLANT CUPS!
478
00:19:11,125 --> 00:19:13,285
LOOK WHO'S TALKING!
479
00:19:13,375 --> 00:19:15,785
IT'S AN INTERNATIONAL
INCIDENT.
480
00:19:15,875 --> 00:19:17,915
COUGH UP
MY HEADPHONES!
481
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:18,750
Sarah: HEY!
482
00:19:18,833 --> 00:19:21,083
WHO'S THE ONE THAT
TOOK JIMMY'S SHAMPOO?
483
00:19:21,167 --> 00:19:24,077
WHOSE BRIGHT IDEA
WAS THIS?
484
00:19:24,167 --> 00:19:25,457
Jimmy:
WAIT A MINUTE.
485
00:19:25,542 --> 00:19:26,332
[SNIFF SNIFF]
486
00:19:26,417 --> 00:19:28,037
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
487
00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:31,575
YOUR HAIR SMELLS
SUSPICIOUSLY HERBAL FRESH.
488
00:19:31,667 --> 00:19:34,207
USE IT OR LOSE IT, MISSY.
489
00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:36,960
HOLY MACKEREL!
490
00:19:37,042 --> 00:19:39,172
[SHOUTING]
491
00:19:39,958 --> 00:19:42,378
WHAT THE HECK
ARE THEY DOING?
492
00:19:42,458 --> 00:19:43,878
HEY, HEY, HEY!
493
00:19:43,958 --> 00:19:44,998
I'M THE ONE
WITH THE KEY!
494
00:19:45,083 --> 00:19:47,463
WHO CARES ABOUT
THAT STUPID KEY?
495
00:19:47,542 --> 00:19:48,922
Rolf: TOE JAM!
496
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:49,710
WELL, EDDY,
497
00:19:49,792 --> 00:19:51,922
IT SEEMS YOUR KEY
DID OPEN ONE THING:
498
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,750
THE PARANOIA
AND HOSTILITY
499
00:19:53,833 --> 00:19:55,173
FESTERING BENEATH
THE SURFACE
500
00:19:55,250 --> 00:19:57,630
OF OUR FORMERLY CALM
CUL-DE-SAC.
501
00:19:57,708 --> 00:19:59,128
DO YOU EVER TURN OFF?
502
00:19:59,208 --> 00:20:00,998
IT'S A CURSE,
I'M AFRAID.
503
00:20:01,083 --> 00:20:05,213
FIGHT!
FIGHT!
FIGHT!
504
00:20:05,292 --> 00:20:06,502
KANKERS.
505
00:20:06,583 --> 00:20:10,083
A NEIGHBORHOOD RUMBLE,
AND WE WEREN'T INVITED!
506
00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:10,827
AAH!
507
00:20:10,917 --> 00:20:13,997
HI, EDDY.
WANT TO FIGHT?
508
00:20:14,083 --> 00:20:15,003
[NERVOUS LAUGH]
509
00:20:15,083 --> 00:20:16,793
HEY! WHAT YOU
GOT BACK THERE?
510
00:20:16,875 --> 00:20:20,625
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
511
00:20:22,375 --> 00:20:23,165
NOTHING, SEE?
512
00:20:23,250 --> 00:20:25,380
GIVE HIM THE
LIP-LOCK, LEE.
513
00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:27,998
TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT!
514
00:20:29,708 --> 00:20:30,498
EDDY!
515
00:20:30,583 --> 00:20:32,133
[PANT PANT]
516
00:20:32,208 --> 00:20:34,128
DOES THIS GUY SLEEP
THROUGH THE WHOLE SHOW?
517
00:20:34,208 --> 00:20:37,918
LOOK WHAT THEY'RE DOING
TO POOR, DEFENSELESS ED!
518
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,420
I KNEW HIM WELL.
519
00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:43,000
AAH! AUGH! UGH!
520
00:20:43,083 --> 00:20:44,043
COUGH IT UP, ED.
521
00:20:44,125 --> 00:20:47,455
THIS BOY'S GOT
A BIG APPETITE.
522
00:20:48,292 --> 00:20:50,582
IT'S A KEY, LEE!
523
00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:51,627
MY KEY!
524
00:20:51,708 --> 00:20:53,668
[YAWN]
525
00:20:55,542 --> 00:20:57,042
HEY, KANKERS!
526
00:20:57,125 --> 00:20:58,745
TRADE YA!
527
00:20:58,833 --> 00:21:00,713
HEADS UP!
528
00:21:03,125 --> 00:21:04,125
I GOT THE KEY!
529
00:21:04,208 --> 00:21:05,828
GET THIS THING OFF ME!
530
00:21:05,917 --> 00:21:08,787
LOOK AT THE SIZE
OF HIS HEAD!
531
00:21:08,875 --> 00:21:09,745
MOVE IT, MARIE!
532
00:21:09,833 --> 00:21:12,083
YEAH, YEAH, QUIT
FLAPPING YOUR YAP!
533
00:21:12,167 --> 00:21:13,787
YUCK!
534
00:21:13,875 --> 00:21:14,665
GROSS!
535
00:21:14,750 --> 00:21:17,130
IS IT REAL?
536
00:21:18,750 --> 00:21:20,170
[GRUNT]
537
00:21:20,708 --> 00:21:22,668
THANK YOU, ED!
538
00:21:23,042 --> 00:21:24,582
[SHOUTING]
539
00:21:24,667 --> 00:21:25,997
OPEN THE DOOR, DOUBLE-D!
540
00:21:26,083 --> 00:21:28,423
THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART.
541
00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:31,000
[GIGGLING]
542
00:21:31,167 --> 00:21:32,247
Edd: IT'S LOCKED!
543
00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:33,293
COME ON, WILL YOU?
544
00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:34,665
IT'S LOCKED,
I TELL YOU!
545
00:21:34,750 --> 00:21:36,960
OUT OF MY WAY,
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!
546
00:21:37,042 --> 00:21:37,752
[GRUNT]
547
00:21:37,833 --> 00:21:40,003
ED, YOUR DOOR'S LOCKED!
548
00:21:40,083 --> 00:21:42,133
GET THE DOOR, ED!
549
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,170
NO PROBLEM, I HAVE A KEY.
550
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:47,250
I THINK IT FELL OUT OF
THIS HOLE IN MY PANTS.
551
00:21:47,333 --> 00:21:48,883
HUH?
552
00:21:49,333 --> 00:21:53,043
ED! YOU IDIOT!
KEY!
553
00:21:53,125 --> 00:21:55,665
HAVE WE GOT
PLANS FOR YOU!
554
00:21:55,750 --> 00:21:58,290
[GIGGLING]
555
00:22:01,500 --> 00:22:03,250
May: YOU'RE SUCH
A SLUG, MARIE.
556
00:22:03,333 --> 00:22:07,173
YOU BOYS ARE IN FOR
THE RIDE OF YOUR LIVES.
557
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,000
A NAKED FOOT?
558
00:22:09,083 --> 00:22:11,793
I'M TOO YOUNG!
AND HANDSOME!
559
00:22:11,875 --> 00:22:14,125
READY, GIRLS?
560
00:22:14,208 --> 00:22:16,458
YOU WOULDN'T DARE!
561
00:22:16,542 --> 00:22:18,422
DON'T EVEN FEEL!
562
00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:20,380
HAVE MERCY!
563
00:22:20,458 --> 00:22:21,078
NO!
564
00:22:21,167 --> 00:22:23,377
FOOTSIES!
FOOTSIES!
565
00:22:23,458 --> 00:22:25,748
AAH!
AAH!
566
00:22:25,833 --> 00:22:27,503
CLAMMY.
567
00:22:44,958 --> 00:22:46,498
ED, EDD, AND EDDY!
568
00:22:46,583 --> 00:22:47,633
YEAH!
569
00:22:47,708 --> 00:22:50,128
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
570
00:22:50,208 --> 00:22:52,708
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
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