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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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OK, BOYS, IT'S TIME
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FOR THE WELCOME WAGON
TO PAY A VISIT.
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CAREFUL, ED.
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KNOCK, KNOCK.
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[BATS HITTING HIVE]
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Ed: HUH?
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AAH!
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Ed and Edd: WHO-O-OA!
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[ALL YELLING]
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[BREATHING HEAVILY]
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AAH!
AAH!
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AAH!
AAH!
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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HMM?
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UM, EDDY,
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COULD WE DO
SOMETHING ELSE?
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WHAT'S WITH THIS HEAT?!
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SHADE.
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I NEED SHADE.
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THERE!
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AHH.
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OW!
OW!
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Together: SHADE.
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SUN.
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OH, THIS CAN'T BE GOOD.
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WE NEED TO FIND
SOME MORE SHADE FAST.
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All: AAH! OH!
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AAH! OH!
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HEY, I KNOW WHERE
WE CAN COOL OFF.
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AND I'M DESPERATE ENOUGH
TO BELIEVE YOU.
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All: OW! OOH!
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ICE!
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I NEED ICE!
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HUH?
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W-W-W-W-WATER.
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H20, PLEASE.
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GRAVY.
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I'M FRYING.
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THE FAT LADY
JUST SANG, BOYS.
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Ed: MY LIFE IS FLASHING
BEFORE MY EYES.
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Eddy: WHAT LIFE?
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WHAT ARE
YOU GUYS DOING?
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WHAT?
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Ed, Edd, and Eddy:
UH, NOTHING.
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DORKS.
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DORKS?
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KEVIN, WHERE
ARE YOU GOING?
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TO NAZZ'S
SPRINKLER PARTY.
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SPRINKLER PARTY?
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WOO-HOO!
SPRINKLER PARTY.
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HEAR THAT, BOYS?
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A CHANCE TO COOL OFF
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AND SCORE SOME
SOCIAL POINTS, TOO.
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WE HAVE SO MUCH
PREPARATION TO DO.
WE'LL START BY...
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[INAUDIBLE WHISPERING]
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IT'S TIME TO PUT
THE PLAN INTO ACTION.
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[CHUCKLES]
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RELAX, GUYS. DON'T DO
ANYTHING I WOULDN'T.
MAKE YOURSELVES AT HOME.
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[CHUCKLING]
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HEY, DOUBLE D,
SIT ANYWHERE, YOU KNOW.
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I'LL STAND
AS PER USUAL, EDDY.
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THANK YOU.
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OH, YEAH!
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NOW FOR
THE SECRET
OF SCHMOOZING,
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THE RAPTURE
OF RAP,
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THE SNAP,
CRACKLE, POP
OF COOL.
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HIRE A SECRETARY,
BOYS.
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BINGO! NOW, THIS--
NO PEEKING.
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[BOTH WHISTLING]
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THIS WILL BE A DAY
YOU'LL NEVER FORGET.
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PINCH YOURSELF, BOYS.
SWIMSUITS OF THE GODS.
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WELL, OK,
THEY'RE MY BROTHER'S.
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MY WORD.
THEY LOOK LIKE NAPKINS.
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COOL BOX, EDDY.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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HA! WHOA!
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[NEEDLE SCRATCHES RECORD]
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UM...
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PERHAPS THEY'RE
A TAD TOO CONFINING.
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NO WAY, JOSE.
WE'RE COOKING.
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PEOPLE USED
TO TRY TO BE COOL,
BUT NOW IT'S HOT.
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WE'RE HOT!
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DO YOU FEEL HOT?
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NO. I'M HALF-BAKED.
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OK, OK,
SO WE LOOK GOOD.
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WE FEEL GOOD.
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SO, OFF
TO THE PARTY.
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WE'RE GOING
TO BE HIP. WE'RE
GOING TO BE HOT.
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WE'RE GOING TO
MAKE THE SCENE.
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WOW. EVERYONE'S HERE.
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LOOKS LIKE FUN.
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HANG ON, MR. HAPPY.
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WHOA. WHOA.
[THUD]
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ENTRANCE TO A PARTY
IS EVERYTHING.
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LESSON NUMBER ONE...
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[EDDY YELLING]
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AAH!
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[CRASH]
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[SARCASTICALLY]
OH, GREAT.
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WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
DOING HERE?
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ISN'T IT OBVIOUS?
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THEM?
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AAH.
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MY PENCILED CHEST HAIRS!
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GRR!
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HEY, CHECK OUT THE--
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NOW, BOYS, RELAX.
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HAVE FUN. IT'S A PARTY.
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[GIGGLES]
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GET YOUR BIG BUTT
OFF THE SPRINKLER.
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OOH, YOU!
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UM, WHAT IS THAT?
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STUFFED PIG'S HEAD--
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A FAVORITE OF MY COUNTRY.
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WELL, I BROUGHT
A QUICHE.
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MMM! YUMMY!
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IT IS THE FOOD
OF THE...BBBBB!
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THE PARTY IS CURSED!
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[SOBBING]
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DON'T WORRY, JIMMY.
I LIKE QUICHE.
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[ED BURPING]
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HEY, EDDY! CATCH.
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MMM! CHEESY.
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UH!
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ENOUGH
GOOFING AROUND.
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IF YOU WANT
TO GET NOTICED,
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YOU GOT
TO MINGLE...
SCHMOOZE.
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LOOK AT THIS MESS.
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[JIMMY MUTTERS]
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HEY, HAVE
YOU GUYS SEEN
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ATTACK OF
THE ZOMBIE
BRAIN MUNCHERS?
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THE OPERATION I SAW
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INVOLVED FASCINATING
NEW BRAIN EXTRACTION
TECHNIQUES.
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BY HIDEOUS MUTANTS
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WITH HUGE DROOLING
MOUTHS.
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SO, PRECAUTIONS
HAD TO BE TAKEN
TO AVOID CONTAMINATION.
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FROM
POPPING EYEBALLS
AND SWELLING BRAINS.
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THE INCISION
WAS MADE HERE TO RELIEVE
THE TREMENDOUS PRESSURE.
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BUT IT WAS TOO LATE.
HIS HEAD EXPLODED.
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WITH THE SLICING
AND CLEAVING,
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THE GNASHING
AND THE SEVERING...
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Ed and Edd: BLOODY! GORY!
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[WHIMPERS]
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AAH! OOH!
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GUYS!
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GUYS!
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STOP TALKING SHOP.
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I SAID MINGLE.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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OH, MUSIC. GREAT.
THIS IS PERFECT.
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LET'S MAMBO.
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Ed: OK.
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HUH?
HUH?
HUH?
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OK, BOYS,
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TIME FOR US
TO PULL OFF THE BIG ONE.
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OK, I'LL GO OVER THE FENCE,
AROUND THE SIDE...
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[INAUDIBLE WHISPERING]
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LADIES AND NON-LADIES,
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WE, THE EDs,
ARE ABOUT TO ATTEMPT
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THE MOST DARING FEAT
THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN,
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THE DOUBLE-GAGGLE,
HALF-TWIST, HOLD THE ONIONS,
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CHANGE FOR A BUCK
SPRINKLER LEAP!
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[DRUM ROLL]
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WOO-HOO-HOO!
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All: YEAH!
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MMM!
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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QUICK! INTO THAT POOL.
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WHAT ARE WE
GOING TO DO NOW?
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SOMEONE'S COMING.
ACT NATURAL.
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QUIT HOGGING
THE POOL.
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IT'S OUR TURN.
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NO, IT ISN'T.
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YES, IT IS!
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WE ARE NOT MOVING.
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ED, GET OUT!
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HIT THE ROAD!
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[SCREAMS]
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PUT AN EGG IN YOUR SHOE,
AND BEAT IT.
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OH, COME ON, SARAH.
LET'S LEAVE
THESE GUYS ALONE.
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THAT WAS CLOSE.
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HI, ED, EDD, AND EDDY.
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YOU BOYS LOOK COOL.
MIND IF I JOIN YOU?
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HMM?
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UH, ED HAS GOT 3 NIPPLES,
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LIKE THAT BAD GUY
IN JAMES BOND.
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YOU'RE FUNNY.
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UH, WHAT
THIRD NIPPLE?
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SHOW ME
WHERE IT IS.
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IT'S RIGHT HERE!
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LOOK.
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Eddy: GET DOWN!
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ARE YOU NUTS?
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AAH!
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I BELIEVE OUR BODIES
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ARE SOAKING UP ALL
THE WATER IN THE POOL.
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SHUT UP.
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[TEETH CHATTERING]
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FIRE...GOOD.
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W-W-WARM.
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SH-SH-SHUT UP.
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I THINK THE C-C-COAST
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IS CLEAR NOW, E-E-EDDY.
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THEN LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
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ED...ED?
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COME ON, ED.
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F-F-FIRE G-GOOD.
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L-L-LET'S GO.
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1...2...
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THIS IS NOT GOOD.
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Ed: WHOA! WHOA!
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WHOA!
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AAH! RUN!
AAH! RUN!
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All: OW! OW! OW!
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OW! OW! OW...
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OHH!
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STUBBORN GRASS STAIN!
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ARGGH!
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[EDDY HUMMING]
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YEAH! WOO!
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WOO-HOO!
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[BURPS]
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OH, NOW, WHAT DID
I COME IN HERE FOR?
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HMM? HA HA.
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MAY I HELP?
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STAND BACK.
LET THE PRO DO IT.
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TIME
TO QUENCH THIRST...
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FOR CASH.
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WHOA.
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1, 2, 3 GRAINS OF SUGAR.
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HUH. HMM.
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AM I LATE?
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JUST IN TIME, ED.
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PUT THIS SIGN UP.
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00:12:17,417 --> 00:12:19,037
LIKE THIS?
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NO. HIGHER.
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[SNIFFING]
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ED, YOU SMELL
LIKE A GYM BAG.
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WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
YOU HAD A BATH?
241
00:12:29,625 --> 00:12:31,535
I FORGET.
242
00:12:32,208 --> 00:12:35,708
HMM. SO, DOUBLE D,
THOSE DRINKS READY?
243
00:12:35,792 --> 00:12:39,672
EDDY, PLEASE.
I'M COUNTING
THE SUGAR.
244
00:12:39,750 --> 00:12:40,460
HMM.
245
00:12:40,542 --> 00:12:43,292
1, 2, 4, 5, 6,
246
00:12:43,375 --> 00:12:45,955
75, 76, 77.
247
00:12:46,042 --> 00:12:48,962
A PERFECT
MEASUREMENT.
248
00:12:49,042 --> 00:12:52,082
LOOK, CAN I HELP?
249
00:12:53,833 --> 00:12:55,043
ADD SOME OF THIS.
250
00:12:55,125 --> 00:12:57,455
PLEASE, ED.
THAT'S TOO MUCH SUGAR.
251
00:12:57,542 --> 00:12:59,042
OK.
252
00:12:59,125 --> 00:13:01,245
[SNIFFING]
253
00:13:03,167 --> 00:13:06,167
GO AWAY, PLEASE.
I'LL TASTE IT.
254
00:13:06,250 --> 00:13:07,380
[DEEP BREATH]
255
00:13:07,458 --> 00:13:10,168
SMELLY,
SMELLY, SMELLY.
256
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:13,080
HURRY IT UP, DOUBLE D.
257
00:13:20,375 --> 00:13:22,455
AAH!
258
00:13:22,542 --> 00:13:24,332
WHO-OA!
259
00:13:24,417 --> 00:13:27,457
WHOA. LOOK
AT HIM GO, EDDY.
260
00:13:27,542 --> 00:13:28,882
[SNIFFS]
261
00:13:28,958 --> 00:13:31,708
WOO-HOO!
GREAT BEVERAGE.
262
00:13:31,792 --> 00:13:34,082
HUH? HUH?
263
00:13:34,167 --> 00:13:36,167
CUSTOMERS, EDDY.
264
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,000
CAN I BE THE SALES-ED?
265
00:13:37,083 --> 00:13:39,173
NO WAY.
YOU'LL SCREW IT UP.
266
00:13:39,250 --> 00:13:41,130
EDDY, IT CAN'T HURT.
267
00:13:41,208 --> 00:13:42,288
OH.
268
00:13:42,375 --> 00:13:44,705
LADIES
AND GENTLEMEN...
269
00:13:44,792 --> 00:13:47,082
[LOUDLY]
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...
270
00:13:47,167 --> 00:13:48,497
COME BUY
A DELICIOUS...
271
00:13:48,583 --> 00:13:51,793
COME BUY A DECIDUOUS, UH...
272
00:13:51,875 --> 00:13:53,415
EN-O-GEE DRINK.
273
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:54,630
HELLO!
274
00:13:54,708 --> 00:13:55,788
DORK.
275
00:13:55,875 --> 00:13:58,495
I'M THE SALES-ED.
276
00:13:58,583 --> 00:14:00,173
"EN-O-GEE DRINKS"?
277
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,420
HERE. TRY SOME.
278
00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:03,210
OOPS. I GOT IT.
279
00:14:03,292 --> 00:14:04,882
ED!
280
00:14:04,958 --> 00:14:05,828
ED!
281
00:14:05,917 --> 00:14:06,997
UH-OH.
282
00:14:07,083 --> 00:14:09,383
[CHUCKLES]
283
00:14:18,333 --> 00:14:20,253
AAH!
284
00:14:20,333 --> 00:14:21,333
[NAZZ CHUCKLING]
285
00:14:21,417 --> 00:14:22,957
I THINK I'LL PASS.
286
00:14:23,042 --> 00:14:26,332
REAL SMOOTH, DORK.
287
00:14:28,083 --> 00:14:29,543
OOH, ED!
288
00:14:29,625 --> 00:14:30,535
HUH?
289
00:14:30,625 --> 00:14:32,495
WHAT DO YOU HAVE
TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?
290
00:14:32,583 --> 00:14:33,923
DRINK, MISTER?
291
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,290
WHAT ARE WE GOING
TO DO WITH YOU?
292
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:38,955
HOW ABOUT A COMPLETE
IMAGE MAKEOVER?
293
00:14:39,042 --> 00:14:39,672
YEAH.
294
00:14:39,750 --> 00:14:40,790
UNDER
MY SUPERVISION,
295
00:14:40,875 --> 00:14:43,825
YOU WILL BECOME
THE DEFINITION
OF COOL.
296
00:14:43,917 --> 00:14:44,957
[SNIFFS]
297
00:14:45,042 --> 00:14:46,422
FOLLOW ME, STINKY.
298
00:14:46,500 --> 00:14:48,750
[ED CHUCKLES]
299
00:14:49,333 --> 00:14:51,923
IS SITTING NAKED
IN A WAGON COOL?
300
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,710
NO, SKUNKPITS. IT ISN'T.
301
00:14:55,708 --> 00:14:57,708
YES! YES! YES!
302
00:14:57,792 --> 00:15:00,502
EVERYTHING'S READY.
303
00:15:20,125 --> 00:15:22,375
AAH! COLD.
304
00:15:23,208 --> 00:15:24,498
IS IT SAFE?
305
00:15:24,583 --> 00:15:25,463
YES.
306
00:15:25,542 --> 00:15:26,462
SWEET.
307
00:15:26,542 --> 00:15:28,132
VOILA.
308
00:15:28,208 --> 00:15:29,578
WOW. AM I COOL NOW?
309
00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:34,787
NO. YOU'RE NAKED.
WE GOT TO GET YOU
SOME NEW THREADS.
310
00:15:37,667 --> 00:15:41,497
WELCOME TO
MY CLOSET OF DREAMS.
311
00:15:41,583 --> 00:15:43,463
DOUBLE D,
MEASURE HIM UP.
312
00:15:43,542 --> 00:15:46,332
HOLD STILL, PLEASE.
UH-HUH.
313
00:15:46,417 --> 00:15:48,997
154. 75.
314
00:15:49,083 --> 00:15:50,503
HMM. TOO BOLD.
315
00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:51,423
16.
316
00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:52,420
NOT BAD.
317
00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:54,670
225.
THIS WILL DO.
318
00:15:54,750 --> 00:15:56,040
UM, HELP.
319
00:15:56,125 --> 00:15:59,325
OK, GRUESOME, TRY THESE.
320
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:00,880
Ed: WOO-HOO. HA HA.
321
00:16:00,958 --> 00:16:04,208
COME ON, ED.
LET'S SEE ALREADY.
322
00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:11,790
Eddy: HEY, NOT BAD.
323
00:16:11,875 --> 00:16:15,205
NEXT, SOME COOL MOVES.
324
00:16:15,292 --> 00:16:16,882
CHA-CHING.
325
00:16:16,958 --> 00:16:19,078
YEAH. THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
326
00:16:19,167 --> 00:16:19,997
TRY IT.
327
00:16:20,083 --> 00:16:21,673
HA HA.
328
00:16:21,750 --> 00:16:22,920
NOT BAD.
329
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,000
TRY THIS.
330
00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:26,003
COOL.
331
00:16:26,083 --> 00:16:27,043
Eddy: AAH!
332
00:16:27,125 --> 00:16:28,415
COOL.
333
00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:30,000
GOOD WORK.
334
00:16:30,083 --> 00:16:31,423
THAT'S IT.
335
00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:33,000
OW!
336
00:16:33,083 --> 00:16:34,043
OW!
337
00:16:34,125 --> 00:16:35,285
BRAVO, ED.
338
00:16:35,375 --> 00:16:36,705
I'VE COMPILED
A LIST OF SUPERCOOL
PHRASES...
339
00:16:36,792 --> 00:16:38,462
OOH, THAT'S
A GOOD ONE--
340
00:16:38,542 --> 00:16:40,792
THAT YOU CAN USE
IN ANY...
341
00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:43,125
OH, I'M BRILLIANT--
SITUATION.
342
00:16:43,208 --> 00:16:44,418
SO FAR, SO GOOD.
343
00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:47,380
YOU'RE READY
FOR A TEST DRIVE.
344
00:16:48,125 --> 00:16:50,665
JUST STICK
TO WHAT WE SHOWED YOU,
345
00:16:50,750 --> 00:16:51,920
AND YOU'LL BE COOL.
346
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,830
YUP. I MEAN,
I'M HIP, BABY.
347
00:16:53,917 --> 00:16:55,377
MAKE ME PROUD, BIG GUY.
348
00:16:55,458 --> 00:16:56,378
[JIMMY HUMMING]
349
00:16:56,458 --> 00:16:58,498
SOMEONE'S
COMING.
350
00:17:04,250 --> 00:17:07,000
UH, WHA...
351
00:17:07,083 --> 00:17:08,963
UH...
352
00:17:09,042 --> 00:17:10,422
[WHISTLING]
353
00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:11,670
HELLO, MISTER.
354
00:17:11,750 --> 00:17:15,000
SWIGGITY SWAG.
WHAT'S IN THE BAG?
355
00:17:15,083 --> 00:17:16,673
ED!
356
00:17:16,750 --> 00:17:18,170
IS EDDY HERE?
357
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,040
[WHIMPERING]
358
00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:21,075
JUST ME,
MYSELF, AND I,
OR I DON'T FLY.
359
00:17:21,167 --> 00:17:22,167
[GIGGLES]
360
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,130
Jimmy:
COME PLAY WITH US, ED.
361
00:17:24,208 --> 00:17:26,418
SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN,
LITTLE MAN.
362
00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:27,750
WHOA! IT WORKED.
363
00:17:27,833 --> 00:17:29,713
SOMETHING
ACTUALLY WORKED.
364
00:17:29,792 --> 00:17:32,082
LET'S CHECK IT OUT.
365
00:17:32,167 --> 00:17:34,167
YUCK.
366
00:17:34,833 --> 00:17:37,463
YOU'RE FUNNY.
367
00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:41,825
HEY, GUYS.
RECOGNIZE THIS BIG LUG?
368
00:17:41,917 --> 00:17:43,457
IT'S ED.
369
00:17:43,542 --> 00:17:44,332
Kids: HEY.
370
00:17:44,417 --> 00:17:46,877
PEEKABOO-LOO,
I SAY ALL, TOO.
371
00:17:46,958 --> 00:17:49,128
ED, YOU LOOK
SO SUAVE.
372
00:17:49,208 --> 00:17:51,168
I LIKE YOUR HAIR, ED.
373
00:17:51,250 --> 00:17:53,750
DON'T SMELL IT,
JUST GEL IT.
374
00:17:53,833 --> 00:17:55,923
JUST WHAT
ARE YOU UP TO?
375
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,540
5' 9"--GIVE OR TAKE.
376
00:17:57,625 --> 00:17:58,995
[KIDS LAUGHING]
377
00:17:59,083 --> 00:17:59,923
HUH?
378
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,080
[LAUGHS]
379
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:04,035
COME ON, ED.
380
00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:06,495
I'D LIKE TO HEAR
MORE OF THOSE
WITTY ED-ISMS.
381
00:18:06,583 --> 00:18:08,293
YEAH. TELL ME
SOME, TOO, ED.
382
00:18:08,375 --> 00:18:09,325
Sarah: COME ON, ED.
383
00:18:09,417 --> 00:18:11,077
Jimmy: TELL ME
SOMETHING, TOO, ED.
384
00:18:11,167 --> 00:18:12,747
Kevin: HANG
WITH US, ED.
385
00:18:12,833 --> 00:18:15,133
WOW. DID YOU
SEE THAT?
386
00:18:15,208 --> 00:18:17,828
THEY CAN'T GET
ENOUGH OF HIM.
387
00:18:17,917 --> 00:18:20,127
PERFECT.
388
00:18:20,208 --> 00:18:22,128
[CASH REGISTER DINGS]
389
00:18:22,208 --> 00:18:26,708
[HUMMING]
390
00:18:27,667 --> 00:18:28,917
HA HA!
391
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,130
HEY, EDDY,
ARE WE LATE
THE ED SHOW?
392
00:18:30,208 --> 00:18:32,078
NOT IF YOU PAY 25 CENTS.
393
00:18:32,167 --> 00:18:33,707
HERE YOU GO, EDDY.
394
00:18:33,792 --> 00:18:35,582
[CASH REGISTER DINGS]
395
00:18:35,667 --> 00:18:36,667
HOLD IT.
396
00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:38,000
HUH?
397
00:18:38,083 --> 00:18:39,583
PLANK FORGOT TO PAY.
398
00:18:39,667 --> 00:18:41,577
ED! ED! ED! ED!
ED! ED!
399
00:18:41,667 --> 00:18:43,167
ED! ED!
ED! ED!
ED! ED!
400
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,040
ED! ED! ED! ED!
ED! ED!
401
00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:47,285
LET ME WAIT
NO LONGER.
402
00:18:47,375 --> 00:18:49,825
HIYA, FOLKS!
403
00:18:49,917 --> 00:18:52,207
Kids: YEAH! ALL RIGHT!
404
00:18:52,042 --> 00:18:53,712
WAGGITY-DOO!
405
00:18:53,792 --> 00:18:56,462
I'M TOO HOT TO USE IN A POT.
406
00:18:56,542 --> 00:18:58,922
SLICK ME BACK
BECAUSE I'M HAPPENING.
407
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,880
HA HA! HA HA!
HEE HEE!
408
00:19:00,958 --> 00:19:03,748
HEE HEE!
HA HA! HA HA!
409
00:19:04,792 --> 00:19:05,882
ED IS A SELLOUT.
410
00:19:05,958 --> 00:19:08,788
WE'LL DING THEM
FOR THE ENCORE.
411
00:19:10,083 --> 00:19:11,383
WE FORGOT OUR MONEY.
412
00:19:11,458 --> 00:19:12,668
KANKERS.
413
00:19:12,750 --> 00:19:13,710
Boy: HUH?
414
00:19:13,792 --> 00:19:15,502
Ed: YABBA DABBA CRACKERS.
415
00:19:15,583 --> 00:19:19,503
Tall girl:
OOH, ED THE GREAT.
416
00:19:19,583 --> 00:19:21,083
I'M WAITING.
417
00:19:21,167 --> 00:19:22,167
SAY SOMETHING.
418
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,210
YEAH.
SAY SOMETHING FUNNY.
419
00:19:24,042 --> 00:19:26,752
FUNNY AND SMART.
420
00:19:30,917 --> 00:19:32,917
UM, UH, OK.
421
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,630
GIVE ME THAT!
422
00:19:34,708 --> 00:19:36,578
"YABBA DABBA."
423
00:19:36,667 --> 00:19:39,207
HEY, YOU'RE CHEATING.
424
00:19:39,042 --> 00:19:40,792
I LIKE CHEATERS.
425
00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:43,035
WHOA!
426
00:19:43,125 --> 00:19:45,415
EDDY!
427
00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:47,000
WHOA.
428
00:19:47,083 --> 00:19:48,713
[ALL GASP]
429
00:19:48,792 --> 00:19:51,132
WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS?
430
00:19:51,208 --> 00:19:54,128
[CHUCKLING]
431
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,130
ED, LOOK OUT!
432
00:19:58,208 --> 00:19:59,378
WHOA!
433
00:19:59,458 --> 00:20:00,128
UH.
434
00:20:00,208 --> 00:20:03,208
ED, YOU GOT A SHOW TO DO.
435
00:20:03,292 --> 00:20:05,212
HEY, EDDY.
436
00:20:05,292 --> 00:20:07,002
GET BACK OUT THERE.
437
00:20:07,083 --> 00:20:08,583
Ed: WHOA!
438
00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:10,457
WHOA.
439
00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:12,382
LET US HELP YOU UP.
440
00:20:12,458 --> 00:20:14,538
YEAH. LET'S.
441
00:20:14,625 --> 00:20:16,495
OH.
442
00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:18,173
[KANKERS LAUGHING]
443
00:20:19,083 --> 00:20:21,173
WATCH IT.
444
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,170
OH! OH!
OH!
445
00:20:27,417 --> 00:20:29,247
YOU ALL STINK!
446
00:20:29,333 --> 00:20:31,133
YEAH.
447
00:20:32,208 --> 00:20:33,918
DO YOU LIKE MY SHIRT?
448
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,790
HEY,
SHAKESPEARES,
449
00:20:35,875 --> 00:20:38,825
GREAT SHOW.
WORTH EVERY PENNY.
450
00:20:38,917 --> 00:20:41,077
MY MONEY!
451
00:20:41,167 --> 00:20:42,207
GIVE IT BACK!
452
00:20:42,292 --> 00:20:45,962
HAVE FUN IN THE MUD,
YOU 3 LITTLE PIGGIES.
453
00:20:46,042 --> 00:20:48,002
[SCREAMS]
454
00:20:48,083 --> 00:20:50,333
THANKS AGAIN.
455
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,580
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
456
00:20:57,667 --> 00:21:00,667
ALL THAT MONEY,
ALL THAT FAME--GONE.
457
00:21:00,750 --> 00:21:02,250
COULD YOU PLEASE
LOWER YOUR VOICE?
458
00:21:02,333 --> 00:21:06,213
THOSE DRINKS LEFT ME
WITH A VERY PAINFUL
HEADACHE.
459
00:21:06,042 --> 00:21:06,832
HEY, GUYS.
460
00:21:06,917 --> 00:21:08,077
WHAT IS IT, ED?
461
00:21:08,167 --> 00:21:10,787
I SAY THE CHEESE IS
ALWAYS TWICE THE FENCE POST.
462
00:21:10,875 --> 00:21:15,915
HAD
A FENCE POST,
ED.
463
00:21:31,583 --> 00:21:34,963
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
464
00:21:35,042 --> 00:21:38,752
CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY
THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING
INSTITUTE, INC.
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