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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:42,611 Passagerare som reser till Paris ombeds att gĂ„ ombord vid grind 12. 2 00:00:47,180 --> 00:00:50,288 Didier shhh. Var lade jag mitt boardingkort? 3 00:00:52,183 --> 00:00:56,736 - Dessutom glömde jag mina sömntabletter. - Ta en drink det Ă€r detsamma. 4 00:00:57,239 --> 00:01:00,242 - Kommer du att ha det bra Jean-Pierre? - Ja. Ta dina tidskrifter. 5 00:01:01,591 --> 00:01:03,319 Mmmmm. Kevin Deer. 6 00:01:03,569 --> 00:01:05,268 Vilket föredrar du? 7 00:01:06,497 --> 00:01:08,998 - Han Ă€r inte dĂ„lig, va? - Visst, du kommer att vara sen. 8 00:01:08,999 --> 00:01:11,199 Jag kan inte vĂ€nta med att trĂ€ffa honom. 9 00:01:11,965 --> 00:01:16,258 För sin sista film gjorde han 6 mĂ„nader av Tae Bo. Det Ă€r magnifikt. 10 00:01:16,995 --> 00:01:18,576 Vad rör sig! 11 00:01:18,776 --> 00:01:20,433 Jag har lĂ€rt mig. 12 00:01:20,434 --> 00:01:22,925 SĂ„g du omslaget till "Cahiers du CinĂ©ma" 13 00:01:24,179 --> 00:01:26,379 Vad sĂ€gs om i "Crash". Var han inte sublim? 14 00:01:26,379 --> 00:01:28,278 Och "I'm No Angel" med Jonathan Swyke? 15 00:01:28,279 --> 00:01:31,279 NĂ€r han hittar sin bror i slutet, tĂ„rade jag. 16 00:01:31,610 --> 00:01:34,081 Han har den trevligaste rumpan i Hollywood. 17 00:01:34,801 --> 00:01:39,083 Du har rĂ€tt. Kom Annabelle, vi borde gĂ„ ombord. 18 00:01:39,609 --> 00:01:44,083 Didier, mamma mĂ„ste jobba nu. Men hon kommer hem mycket snart. 19 00:01:44,178 --> 00:01:48,068 SĂ„ var en bra hund i tio dagar. 20 00:01:48,145 --> 00:01:51,755 - BerĂ€tta inte för honom hur lĂ€nge. - Hundar har ingen uppfattning om tid. 21 00:01:51,899 --> 00:01:55,249 1 Ă„r Ă€r 7 för en hund. Gör matte, tio dagar kommer att göra honom sjuk. 22 00:01:55,853 --> 00:02:01,714 Jo Didier ... Jean Pierre Ă€r pappa nu. 23 00:02:03,626 --> 00:02:07,590 - Du Ă€r sĂ€ker pĂ„ att du inte har nĂ„got emot det? - SjĂ€lvklart inte. Jag bryr mig inte alls. 24 00:02:09,189 --> 00:02:11,317 Jag glömde nĂ€stan ... Hans squeek-squeek 25 00:02:12,445 --> 00:02:15,285 Han sover med den i sin korg. 26 00:02:21,036 --> 00:02:23,699 Okej nu, för han blir upprörd. 27 00:02:27,442 --> 00:02:30,476 Det Ă€r bra ... mamma gick bara och shoppade. 28 00:02:32,531 --> 00:02:38,740 För nĂ€rvarande Ă€r det pappa som tar hand om dig. Bra hund. 29 00:02:39,719 --> 00:02:42,272 Trevlig hund, precis vad jag behövde just nu. 30 00:02:44,178 --> 00:02:49,677 Vad Ă€r fel? Kom en. Dumma hund. 31 00:02:56,591 --> 00:03:00,614 Okej nu gĂ„r vi, vi Ă€r ivĂ€g. 32 00:03:03,441 --> 00:03:04,991 Vi gĂ„r hĂ€rifrĂ„n. 33 00:03:06,863 --> 00:03:08,602 Var borta. 34 00:03:49,919 --> 00:03:54,077 Nu, för spelet onsdag, kommer det att bli en doozy. 35 00:03:54,315 --> 00:03:57,602 Om pojkarna tappar det spelet Ă€r de nere i division 2 ... 36 00:03:58,058 --> 00:04:01,325 Speciellt nu med deras anfallare som haltar runt. 37 00:04:01,326 --> 00:04:03,153 Han haltar inte! Du vet ingenting. 38 00:04:04,735 --> 00:04:07,081 Åh hĂ„ll kĂ€ften. 39 00:04:07,402 --> 00:04:10,505 Dags för reklamuppehĂ„ll. 40 00:04:28,106 --> 00:04:30,739 Den gula Ă€r för gul. 41 00:04:31,177 --> 00:04:33,122 Jag försökte med en mindre gul gul. 42 00:04:33,691 --> 00:04:35,423 Jean-Pierre Ă€r hĂ€r för dig. 43 00:04:42,753 --> 00:04:45,223 Vad Ă€r det med hunden? 44 00:04:45,224 --> 00:04:47,608 Det hĂ€r Ă€r Didier. Han Ă€r Annabelles hund. 45 00:04:47,608 --> 00:04:48,808 Han Ă€r snĂ€ll, va? 46 00:04:49,810 --> 00:04:54,010 Jag ville frĂ„ga, kan du behĂ„lla den i tre eller fyra dagar? 47 00:04:54,010 --> 00:04:56,810 För det Ă€r verkligen svĂ„rt för mig att göra det just nu ... 48 00:04:56,810 --> 00:04:59,910 Jag har inte ... euh ... Plus att han Ă€r riktigt trevlig. 49 00:04:59,910 --> 00:05:02,135 Jag Ă€r sĂ€ker pĂ„ att han skulle komma bra med din kattunge. 50 00:05:02,136 --> 00:05:04,530 - Hon Ă€r en katt. - Du Ă€r katt. 51 00:05:04,531 --> 00:05:06,561 Och hur Ă€r din blonda tramp? 52 00:05:06,561 --> 00:05:07,432 Min blonda tramp? 53 00:05:07,433 --> 00:05:09,708 Den blonda luffaren jag sĂ„g dig med pĂ„ mĂ„ndag. 54 00:05:09,709 --> 00:05:11,969 Vad gör hon i livet förutom mĂ€nniskor? 55 00:05:12,536 --> 00:05:15,963 Det var Barbara, Fabrices flickvĂ€n. 56 00:05:16,055 --> 00:05:19,008 Jean-Pierre Jag Ă€r trött pĂ„ att du bara ringer till mig nĂ€r du behöver nĂ„got. 57 00:05:19,009 --> 00:05:22,046 SĂ„ du behĂ„ller hunden och jag ger tillbaka dina nycklar. Gör vad du vill. 58 00:05:22,047 --> 00:05:24,728 - Det Ă€r inte snĂ€llt. - Nej, det Ă€r inte trevligt. 59 00:05:25,014 --> 00:05:27,306 Men jag har jobb att göra sĂ„ lĂ€mna mig ifred. 60 00:05:30,170 --> 00:05:31,870 Beige? 61 00:05:45,329 --> 00:05:47,429 Ja sjĂ€lvklart. 62 00:05:47,429 --> 00:05:51,773 Varför tog jag den hĂ€r tunneln? Jag vet att det alltid finns konstruktion. 63 00:05:51,773 --> 00:05:53,873 Varför tog jag tunneln? Jag Ă€r sĂ„ dum. 64 00:05:57,484 --> 00:05:59,641 GĂ„, flytta den. 65 00:06:06,378 --> 00:06:08,660 Nej! 66 00:06:11,325 --> 00:06:14,636 Super. Jag kan sĂ€ga att det hĂ€r blir kul. 67 00:06:18,893 --> 00:06:20,081 Redo! 68 00:06:22,525 --> 00:06:24,319 Kom igen, du kan sparka hĂ„rdare. 69 00:06:25,267 --> 00:06:27,001 VĂ€nta 2 sekunder !! 70 00:06:30,416 --> 00:06:32,666 Fabrice, Mendes, gĂ„ med de andra, 71 00:06:33,879 --> 00:06:35,545 Dumt, dumt varför? 72 00:06:35,546 --> 00:06:40,360 Nej, inte dumt ... Jag tycker bara att det Ă€r lite dumt Didier för en hunds namn 73 00:06:40,361 --> 00:06:42,653 Att kalla en hund Didier, det Ă€r konstigt. 74 00:06:42,654 --> 00:06:44,522 Jag ser inte vad som Ă€r konstigt. 75 00:06:44,522 --> 00:06:47,965 Jean-Pierre Jag sĂ€ger att det Ă€r konstigt. 76 00:06:48,360 --> 00:06:51,443 Jag förstĂ„r inte varför Didier Ă€r konstigare Ă€n MĂ©dor. 77 00:06:51,809 --> 00:06:53,656 Eller Pompon 78 00:06:54,889 --> 00:06:58,047 Jag tycker det Ă€r roligt men konstigt .... 79 00:06:58,048 --> 00:07:00,921 Du kan ocksĂ„ lĂ€gga en fjĂ€der i rumpan. Är det roligt? 80 00:07:01,620 --> 00:07:06,282 Att sĂ€tta en fjĂ€der i rumpan skulle bara vara förnedrande. 81 00:07:06,283 --> 00:07:08,306 Och den andra Ă€r inte förnedrande. 82 00:07:08,451 --> 00:07:10,969 Finns det en lag som förbjuder att kalla en hund Didier? 83 00:07:11,658 --> 00:07:14,087 SĂ„ du har nĂ„got emot hundar som heter Didier? 84 00:07:14,088 --> 00:07:15,848 Nej, inte det! 85 00:07:15,849 --> 00:07:21,388 Jag tror att det Ă€r pĂ„ grĂ€nsen för konstigt ... att kalla en hund med ett mĂ€nskligt namn. 86 00:07:25,078 --> 00:07:29,295 Jag vet inte varför jag bryr mig. Det Ă€r Annabelle som heter honom, inte jag. 87 00:07:33,747 --> 00:07:35,368 Å nej! 88 00:07:41,861 --> 00:07:44,038 Richard? Det Ă€r Coco. 89 00:07:46,013 --> 00:07:48,054 Det Ă€r en vrickning, Fabrice. 90 00:07:48,071 --> 00:07:49,726 Det betyder 3 veckors fullstĂ€ndig vila. 91 00:07:49,727 --> 00:07:52,271 Omöjligt, jag spelar pĂ„ Le Parc om en vecka. 92 00:07:53,099 --> 00:07:55,686 Om en vecka spelar du kort, inte pĂ„ Le Parc. 93 00:07:58,947 --> 00:08:00,021 3 veckor 94 00:08:00,022 --> 00:08:01,220 Om du sĂ€ger till Richard att han kommer att döda oss. 95 00:08:01,221 --> 00:08:05,093 Den ena haltar och den andra skadas. Var döda. 96 00:08:05,211 --> 00:08:06,711 Baco haltar inte mycket. 97 00:08:07,088 --> 00:08:08,303 Jean Pierre, Baco haltar. 98 00:08:08,482 --> 00:08:10,044 Vad sĂ€ger vi Richard? 99 00:08:10,045 --> 00:08:11,579 Den hĂ€r sĂ€songen köpte vi tvĂ„ förlorare. 100 00:08:11,580 --> 00:08:12,917 Och med mĂ„lvakten skadad ... 101 00:08:12,918 --> 00:08:17,337 För det första Ă€r det inte hans fel han Ă€r skadad. Och Fabrice Ă€r inte en förlorare. 102 00:08:18,394 --> 00:08:21,293 Jag slĂ„r vad om att de fĂ„r andas lite i Bordeau-laget. 103 00:08:22,963 --> 00:08:24,819 Du Ă€r som Apollo XIII-raketen. 104 00:08:25,857 --> 00:08:28,215 Och hĂ€r Ă€r Coco för att göra saker vĂ€rre. 105 00:08:28,521 --> 00:08:30,233 Jag pratade med Richard i telefon. 106 00:08:30,458 --> 00:08:32,186 Att berĂ€tta för honom om Fabrices vrickning. 107 00:08:32,330 --> 00:08:33,885 Han var inte alls glad. 108 00:08:33,886 --> 00:08:36,513 Han vill trĂ€ffa dig klockan 7:30 i morgon morgon hos honom. 109 00:08:36,514 --> 00:08:38,411 Varför var du tvungen att ringa Richard? 110 00:08:38,438 --> 00:08:41,355 Fabrice kommer att ha det bra om tre dagar, sĂ„ varför blir du involverad? 111 00:08:41,356 --> 00:08:44,820 Ja visst. BehĂ„ll varm luft i morgon. Du behöver det. 112 00:08:48,324 --> 00:08:49,795 Är han inte en jerk? 113 00:08:49,953 --> 00:08:51,932 Vi tittar runt. 114 00:08:51,932 --> 00:08:53,332 Ingen Ă€r i nivĂ„. 115 00:08:53,596 --> 00:08:55,315 Tagillaud Ă€r inte dĂ„ligt? 116 00:08:55,316 --> 00:08:57,790 Taguillaud ?? Nej, han Ă€r en fĂ„gelskrĂ€mma. 117 00:08:57,791 --> 00:09:01,459 Jag skulle hellre anvĂ€nda Fabrice med sin stukade fotled. 118 00:09:01,460 --> 00:09:02,752 Som sedan? 119 00:09:03,724 --> 00:09:05,888 - Hur mĂ„r du Mijo? - Hej Jean Pi! 120 00:09:07,177 --> 00:09:08,973 Min duva 121 00:09:09,466 --> 00:09:10,733 Det vĂ€xer, va? 122 00:09:10,734 --> 00:09:12,193 Den goda sidan av graviditeten 123 00:09:12,194 --> 00:09:13,710 Charlie Ă€r glad 124 00:09:13,711 --> 00:09:14,758 jag förstĂ„r 125 00:09:14,759 --> 00:09:18,921 Om det Ă€r en pojke, vad tycker du om Didier? 126 00:09:18,922 --> 00:09:20,968 Jag Ă€lskar Didier, 127 00:09:21,076 --> 00:09:23,064 RĂ€tt Charlie? Jag berĂ€ttade tidigare hur mycket jag gillar Didier. 128 00:09:32,456 --> 00:09:34,961 Hej min bil! Pissa nĂ„gon annanstans! 129 00:09:37,383 --> 00:09:39,560 Didier, jag Ă€r inte sĂ„ sĂ€ker. 130 00:09:39,561 --> 00:09:41,681 Kanske Ă€r det en tjej. 131 00:09:49,558 --> 00:09:51,437 Det Ă€r det, sluta dĂ€r. Sluta. 132 00:09:52,154 --> 00:09:54,207 Börja inte va? 133 00:09:54,902 --> 00:09:57,138 Nu Ă€r det inte dags. 134 00:10:09,155 --> 00:10:10,840 Ingen tiggeri! 135 00:10:11,455 --> 00:10:15,119 Du bortskĂ€mde dig sjĂ€lv. Grunt inte. 136 00:10:15,966 --> 00:10:18,323 Ett riktigt skrĂ€p, den hĂ€r hunden. 137 00:10:22,045 --> 00:10:23,512 Hej Charlie 138 00:10:26,811 --> 00:10:29,640 Nej, Coco kommer att vara dĂ€r. Han Ă€r alltid dĂ€r. 139 00:10:30,061 --> 00:10:32,999 Vi trĂ€ffas i Ecar. 140 00:10:33,483 --> 00:10:35,482 Och var i tid ... ja 141 00:10:39,420 --> 00:10:41,021 Ja, vi kan ta en drink eller tvĂ„. 142 00:10:43,348 --> 00:10:45,385 Ja det Ă€r bra. 143 00:10:45,690 --> 00:10:47,940 Och jag Ă€r utan pengar just nu. 144 00:10:49,871 --> 00:10:53,595 Jag har tagit Richards skit en stund nu Charlie. 145 00:10:54,245 --> 00:10:56,341 Hur? Tja först Ă€r det skatterna. 146 00:10:56,342 --> 00:11:00,630 KĂ€nner du till de papper som de skickar dig med stora belopp som du mĂ„ste betala? 147 00:11:01,975 --> 00:11:05,566 SĂ„ Charlie, imorgon ... nej, nej ... fortsĂ€tt ... 148 00:11:14,812 --> 00:11:17,206 Jag visste redan det skĂ€mtet 149 00:11:17,477 --> 00:11:19,048 med ett annat slut. 150 00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:20,720 I morgon klockan 7:15? 151 00:11:21,644 --> 00:11:23,032 HallĂ„ 152 00:11:25,924 --> 00:11:28,711 Å nej! Skit! 153 00:11:29,341 --> 00:11:31,466 Du Ă€r dĂ„lig! Skit! 154 00:11:32,377 --> 00:11:35,033 Vilken dum hund. 155 00:11:36,321 --> 00:11:38,061 Kommer du att titta pĂ„ det hĂ€r !! 156 00:11:40,746 --> 00:11:42,961 Ja, göm dig i din korg. 157 00:11:43,613 --> 00:11:45,066 Och bravo va? !! 158 00:11:46,986 --> 00:11:49,685 Idag Ă€r dagen som alla bestĂ€mde sig för att gĂ„ pĂ„ mina nerver. 159 00:11:49,686 --> 00:11:50,675 I dag 160 00:11:50,875 --> 00:11:52,275 (ONSDAG) 161 00:12:42,974 --> 00:12:45,286 Det Ă€r dags för France Express News 6:15 . 162 00:12:45,287 --> 00:12:47,829 TvĂ„ rĂ„dgivare förhörs ... 163 00:14:03,295 --> 00:14:04,410 StĂ„ upp. 164 00:14:08,766 --> 00:14:10,674 SlĂ€pp taget! 165 00:14:12,435 --> 00:14:14,200 Vad gör du hĂ€r? 166 00:14:14,299 --> 00:14:15,454 Försvinn. 167 00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:16,848 KlĂ€ dig och gĂ„ vilse. 168 00:14:16,907 --> 00:14:18,773 Ut! 169 00:14:20,139 --> 00:14:21,738 Dina klĂ€der 170 00:14:21,905 --> 00:14:23,779 Var Ă€r dina klĂ€der? 171 00:14:28,829 --> 00:14:30,328 HĂ€r. 172 00:14:35,588 --> 00:14:37,101 Vad Ă€r fel? 173 00:14:37,102 --> 00:14:39,280 Du ska inte ha pĂ„ dig byxor? 174 00:14:39,281 --> 00:14:41,129 Vet du hur man sĂ€tter pĂ„ dem? 175 00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:43,173 Det hĂ€r Ă€r byxor. 176 00:14:43,253 --> 00:14:44,725 Talar du franska? 177 00:14:44,975 --> 00:14:47,346 Du sĂ€tter in första etappen ... 178 00:14:49,931 --> 00:14:52,958 En ... dĂ„ Ă€r det andra benet detsamma. 179 00:14:58,670 --> 00:15:00,446 Vem Ă€r den hĂ€r killen? 180 00:15:01,885 --> 00:15:04,969 SĂ€tt in saken ... lĂ€gg in saken. 181 00:15:12,002 --> 00:15:14,660 Det hĂ€r Ă€r en skjorta, sĂ€tt pĂ„ den. 182 00:15:16,401 --> 00:15:18,221 Det Ă€r dags att gĂ„ nu. Va? 183 00:15:18,902 --> 00:15:21,691 Det Ă€r dags att gĂ„, för jag har brĂ„ttom. 184 00:15:22,344 --> 00:15:27,413 Du kan behĂ„lla byxorna och resten av klĂ€derna. OK? 185 00:15:29,324 --> 00:15:31,629 Det Ă€r sĂ„ hĂ€r, dĂ€r. 186 00:15:32,699 --> 00:15:35,096 Adjö. OK hejdĂ„. 187 00:15:42,796 --> 00:15:44,330 Didier 188 00:15:45,383 --> 00:15:46,711 Didier 189 00:15:47,502 --> 00:15:49,838 Namnlösa ... Didier? 190 00:15:51,825 --> 00:15:54,172 Var Ă€r den dumma hunden nu? 191 00:16:01,174 --> 00:16:03,679 - God morgon Mr. Costa - Morgon fru BĂ©cassignier 192 00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:05,571 Din vĂ€n kan inte stanna pĂ„ landningen. 193 00:16:05,775 --> 00:16:07,168 Han Ă€r inte min vĂ€n. 194 00:16:07,433 --> 00:16:10,578 Han kliar sig. Titta vad han gjorde med lacken pĂ„ min dörr. 195 00:16:10,579 --> 00:16:12,544 Han kliar sig? 196 00:16:13,865 --> 00:16:15,874 God morgon fru. 197 00:16:17,445 --> 00:16:19,400 Varför skrapade du? 198 00:16:20,963 --> 00:16:23,150 Vad vill du ha frĂ„n mig? 199 00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:26,858 Rör dig inte. 200 00:16:26,859 --> 00:16:28,704 Vad gör du fortfarande hemma? 201 00:16:28,705 --> 00:16:32,282 Ja det Ă€r jag, Coco. Den stiliga killen med hĂ€stsvansen. Det Ă€r 7:20, var Ă€r du? 202 00:16:32,283 --> 00:16:36,093 Jag Ă€r pĂ„ vĂ€g. Men det finns den hĂ€r killen hĂ€r. Han kom pĂ„ nĂ„got sĂ€tt in i mitt hus. 203 00:16:36,094 --> 00:16:38,310 Sak samma. SĂ„ du Ă€r hĂ€r om fem minuter. 204 00:16:38,410 --> 00:16:40,410 Jag undrar vilken ursĂ€kt han kommer med pĂ„ nĂ€sta. 205 00:16:42,583 --> 00:16:45,297 Jag mĂ„ste skynda! 206 00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:48,645 Jag mĂ„ste gĂ„, vi mĂ„ste gĂ„ 207 00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:54,575 Vi tvĂ„ lĂ€mnar. Och en gĂ„ng utanför skiljer vi sig. OK? 208 00:16:59,759 --> 00:17:04,742 Fru BĂ©cassignier Jag kan inte hitta min hund. En labrador, om den hĂ€r stora, mycket trevliga. Om du ser honom ... 209 00:17:05,088 --> 00:17:08,928 Inga problem, jag har haft hamstrar i 7 Ă„r. 210 00:17:08,929 --> 00:17:12,432 mĂ€nniskor inser inte att 7 Ă„r Ă€r en lĂ„ng tid för en hamster. 211 00:17:28,285 --> 00:17:30,634 Fungerar din? 212 00:17:30,661 --> 00:17:32,651 Ja, din? 213 00:17:39,351 --> 00:17:41,754 Om Fabrice inte Ă„terhĂ€mtar sig hittar vi nĂ„gon annan. 214 00:17:41,927 --> 00:17:46,884 Richard, jag förstĂ„r verkligen din oro, din oro. 215 00:17:46,885 --> 00:17:50,500 Jean Pierre det hĂ€r gör tvĂ„ skitspelare som du har sĂ„lt mig. 216 00:17:50,636 --> 00:17:54,418 Baco haltar och nu har Fabrice en vrickning. 217 00:17:54,611 --> 00:17:58,421 Det Ă€r inte oro eller oro ... 218 00:17:58,483 --> 00:18:01,591 men en kĂ€nsla av att bli lurad. 219 00:18:01,916 --> 00:18:03,607 Du förstĂ„r? 220 00:18:03,746 --> 00:18:05,431 Det var inte vĂ„r ursprungliga avsikt 221 00:18:05,886 --> 00:18:07,375 Det lugnar mig. 222 00:18:07,376 --> 00:18:12,381 Baco har redan spelat en bra match i Bordeaux och ... 223 00:18:12,382 --> 00:18:14,271 Bordeaux var ett rĂ„n. 224 00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:18,404 Och sedan dess har Baco inte ens rört bollen. Pft, Baco. 225 00:18:18,422 --> 00:18:20,547 Och vad kommer han att göra om Ă„tta dagar i Paris? 226 00:18:20,548 --> 00:18:21,932 SĂ€lja souvenirer vid halvtid? 227 00:18:21,933 --> 00:18:25,200 De ryckarna bryr sig Ă„tminstone inte om du förlorar. 228 00:18:25,201 --> 00:18:27,290 Du behövde inte ringa leverantörerna. 229 00:18:27,399 --> 00:18:29,084 Jeesh, det var ett skĂ€mt. 230 00:18:29,085 --> 00:18:30,578 Ledsen att jag inte fick det, det var inte sĂ„ roligt. 231 00:18:30,834 --> 00:18:32,792 Jean-Pierre, kommer du att göra de vinnande mĂ„len? 232 00:18:32,793 --> 00:18:35,356 Vill du berĂ€kna vad det skulle kosta om vi bĂ„da förlorar? 233 00:18:35,483 --> 00:18:38,590 20 K, och det Ă€r bara i sponsorer. 234 00:18:40,405 --> 00:18:42,443 Kommer du att ersĂ€tta mig? 235 00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:44,516 Pappa? 236 00:18:44,771 --> 00:18:47,579 Pappa jobbar, kom. 237 00:18:48,162 --> 00:18:49,655 Jean Pierre 238 00:18:49,813 --> 00:18:52,073 Du skadade ditt knĂ€ för ett tag tillbaka, eller hur? 239 00:18:52,862 --> 00:18:54,149 Hur kommer det sig? 240 00:18:54,150 --> 00:18:55,430 Det Ă€r bra, det var för 10 Ă„r sedan. 241 00:18:55,645 --> 00:18:57,022 Bra... 242 00:18:57,241 --> 00:18:59,472 Det skulle vara synd att bryta igen. 243 00:19:00,424 --> 00:19:01,944 Och varför skulle jag bryta det? 244 00:19:03,389 --> 00:19:05,597 Hitta en lösning snabbt. 245 00:19:07,637 --> 00:19:10,937 Jag sa snabbt, vad gör du fortfarande hĂ€r? Vill du ha lite kaffe? 246 00:19:15,849 --> 00:19:19,044 Jag Ă€lskade Richards kostym. Han har fina kostymer. 247 00:19:19,045 --> 00:19:22,574 Gillade du vad han sa eller hade du bilden utan ljud? 248 00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,989 Han sĂ€ger att han kommer att bryta mina knĂ€n och du gillar hans kostym? 249 00:19:24,990 --> 00:19:28,198 - Jag försöker vara positiv. - Dess inte fungerar. Vi Ă€r körda. 250 00:19:28,199 --> 00:19:30,144 Chattkungen. 251 00:19:30,145 --> 00:19:31,571 Jag Ă€r imponerad 252 00:19:31,572 --> 00:19:33,829 Kommer du att stirra lĂ€nge? 253 00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:40,152 Jag byter lĂ„s sĂ„ kommer han inte in igen. 254 00:19:40,172 --> 00:19:43,298 Han kom in en gĂ„ng men inte tvĂ„ gĂ„nger. 255 00:19:43,481 --> 00:19:47,320 BerĂ€tta för mig nĂ€r jag kan stanna förbi för att se dörren sĂ„ ska jag göra en offert. 256 00:19:47,321 --> 00:19:52,707 SĂ„ fort som möjligt. Jag bor pĂ„ SaraĂŻ Boulevard, nummer 33. 257 00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:55,606 Ni babord eller styrbord, den första nationen 258 00:19:55,607 --> 00:19:58,295 Vad hĂ€nder med brĂ„ket i grannskapet? 259 00:19:59,777 --> 00:20:01,127 NĂ„gra unga nazister paraderar. 260 00:20:01,128 --> 00:20:03,664 Unga nazister Ă€r lite hĂ„rda. 261 00:20:07,277 --> 00:20:09,553 Det Ă€r en bra nyckel. 262 00:20:19,157 --> 00:20:21,030 Lyssna, lĂ„t oss vara tydliga hĂ€r. 263 00:20:21,031 --> 00:20:23,731 Jag vet inte vad du vill och jag bryr mig inte riktigt. 264 00:20:23,732 --> 00:20:27,973 You are going to leave me alone now. You need to forget me. Forget me now. 265 00:20:27,974 --> 00:20:29,380 Lover's quarrel? 266 00:20:29,381 --> 00:20:31,022 What do you want? 267 00:20:32,490 --> 00:20:34,407 She's nervous. 268 00:20:34,740 --> 00:20:36,676 Okay it's fine. We're leaving. 269 00:20:36,677 --> 00:20:37,492 Wait. 270 00:20:37,493 --> 00:20:38,831 Bingo! 271 00:21:19,127 --> 00:21:21,985 Wait here. I'm going to get some cotton swabs. 272 00:21:57,828 --> 00:21:59,659 Squeak-squeak? 273 00:22:00,984 --> 00:22:02,553 Where's the squeak-squeak? 274 00:22:06,994 --> 00:22:09,197 Search, search 275 00:22:12,434 --> 00:22:14,041 Didier !! 276 00:22:19,575 --> 00:22:21,405 What are we going to do? 277 00:22:23,548 --> 00:22:25,409 It it there? 278 00:22:27,755 --> 00:22:30,051 Is the squeak-squeak there? 279 00:22:46,116 --> 00:22:48,279 I don't understand 280 00:22:48,944 --> 00:22:52,362 How do you explain it? One day you're a dog and the next a man. 281 00:22:52,363 --> 00:22:54,682 I don't even believe what I just said. 282 00:22:57,586 --> 00:23:00,958 The only explanation is that it's a Buddhist thing. 283 00:23:00,959 --> 00:23:04,455 Like a reincarnation but super accelerated. 284 00:23:05,176 --> 00:23:06,538 Or... 285 00:23:07,537 --> 00:23:09,678 Or a parallel universe. I don't know. 286 00:23:11,752 --> 00:23:13,555 I'm sure this isn't everything. 287 00:23:14,414 --> 00:23:16,419 I mean, humans don't know everything, right? 288 00:23:16,662 --> 00:23:18,171 We know things... 289 00:23:19,464 --> 00:23:21,168 but not everything. 290 00:23:22,150 --> 00:23:23,296 We don't know everything. 291 00:23:27,623 --> 00:23:29,631 OK that's enough. You're finished. 292 00:23:30,652 --> 00:23:32,665 OK this is YOUR plate now. 293 00:23:33,986 --> 00:23:35,530 Yuck, gross. 294 00:23:38,193 --> 00:23:40,150 But how did you do it? 295 00:23:40,765 --> 00:23:44,008 Was it a morphing thing, like this? 296 00:23:48,338 --> 00:23:50,888 Didier, no not here! 297 00:23:53,292 --> 00:23:55,605 The toilet. 298 00:23:59,917 --> 00:24:00,889 Pee... 299 00:24:01,039 --> 00:24:02,287 and caca... 300 00:24:02,804 --> 00:24:04,526 You stand in front 301 00:24:04,855 --> 00:24:06,895 and you put up the seat. 302 00:24:07,128 --> 00:24:09,670 You put up the seat, so you don't make a mess. 303 00:24:09,671 --> 00:24:11,875 You take out your little thingy, 304 00:24:12,457 --> 00:24:14,527 and you pee there, in the water. 305 00:24:15,363 --> 00:24:18,200 Same thing with poop. But sitting. 306 00:24:19,413 --> 00:24:21,013 Yes, like that. Get up. 307 00:24:21,869 --> 00:24:24,264 When you're finished... 308 00:24:24,891 --> 00:24:26,549 you press here. 309 00:24:26,550 --> 00:24:28,166 It's the flush. 310 00:24:28,223 --> 00:24:29,394 Flush. 311 00:24:30,284 --> 00:24:31,816 And... what else... 312 00:24:31,835 --> 00:24:33,170 And that's good. 313 00:24:34,105 --> 00:24:35,506 Good? 314 00:24:35,507 --> 00:24:37,056 Questions? 315 00:24:40,362 --> 00:24:41,532 What? 316 00:24:41,533 --> 00:24:43,423 That's toilet paper. 317 00:24:43,424 --> 00:24:47,750 Right, I forgot. Thankfully you asked. 318 00:24:50,870 --> 00:24:52,821 Not at all. Oh la la. 319 00:24:53,521 --> 00:24:54,921 Not at all. 320 00:24:55,534 --> 00:24:57,189 You get a hold of the thing... 321 00:24:57,190 --> 00:24:58,817 And lift it up... 322 00:25:00,108 --> 00:25:02,334 There you go. Good. 323 00:25:03,978 --> 00:25:06,013 It's better than that canned crap. 324 00:25:06,304 --> 00:25:07,594 Cranp. 325 00:25:07,595 --> 00:25:09,007 Almost 326 00:25:11,152 --> 00:25:12,489 Didier... 327 00:25:13,779 --> 00:25:17,190 When you meet someone new you can't just go up and smell their butt. 328 00:25:18,508 --> 00:25:21,387 It's important. Very important. 329 00:25:21,388 --> 00:25:23,749 No more smelling the butts of people we don't know. 330 00:25:24,630 --> 00:25:26,251 OK? 331 00:25:26,315 --> 00:25:28,955 Yeah well... 332 00:25:35,714 --> 00:25:37,899 People know me in this neighborhood. 333 00:25:37,906 --> 00:25:41,246 But you don't care. Just trotting around. 334 00:25:41,358 --> 00:25:44,054 I totally agree. 335 00:25:48,780 --> 00:25:50,855 Ok true, we know her. 336 00:25:50,983 --> 00:25:53,716 But you have to know someone a lot better to smell their butt. 337 00:25:54,062 --> 00:25:55,846 That was the baker. 338 00:25:56,177 --> 00:25:57,914 She sells bread. 339 00:25:58,094 --> 00:25:59,262 Bread 340 00:26:01,933 --> 00:26:05,966 Forget the bread. It's not important. 341 00:26:06,438 --> 00:26:08,237 We don't smell butts. 342 00:26:09,277 --> 00:26:11,260 We don't smell womens' butts. 343 00:26:12,903 --> 00:26:15,819 Unless she asks you to. If she asks, that's her choice. 344 00:26:18,604 --> 00:26:20,830 Yes yes...but you said "yes" before and now... 345 00:26:22,622 --> 00:26:26,430 Yes, yes Coco. I'll be there tonight. 346 00:26:26,676 --> 00:26:29,004 Of course I'll be there with Richard. 347 00:26:29,092 --> 00:26:30,009 Whatever, jerk. 348 00:26:30,010 --> 00:26:31,800 I said I'd be at the bar. 349 00:26:31,878 --> 00:26:33,390 Jerk. 350 00:26:36,039 --> 00:26:37,589 What was I saying? 351 00:26:40,157 --> 00:26:41,283 Yes! 352 00:26:41,506 --> 00:26:42,686 Nobody else! 353 00:26:42,845 --> 00:26:44,243 Nobody. 354 00:26:44,403 --> 00:26:45,770 Don't be silly. 355 00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:49,537 You don't smell anybody's butt. 356 00:26:49,891 --> 00:26:51,903 Not guys, not girls, not dogs, nobody! 357 00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:53,780 And especially not the landlady! 358 00:26:54,315 --> 00:26:56,474 I'm going to have to move because of your nonsense. 359 00:26:57,099 --> 00:26:59,315 If you try to smell my butt you're out of here. 360 00:27:00,696 --> 00:27:01,974 I'm warning you. 361 00:27:13,021 --> 00:27:14,504 Didier 362 00:27:31,824 --> 00:27:33,165 Do not move huh? 363 00:27:33,335 --> 00:27:36,300 Daddy's going to get his head ripped of by Richard then he'll be back. 364 00:27:48,193 --> 00:27:52,952 - But Fabrice plays on Wednesday right? - Yes, he's just resting right now. 365 00:27:53,468 --> 00:27:56,673 - Because you have to win huh? - Yes, for sure. 366 00:27:57,411 --> 00:27:59,556 Richard will be ready for you in 15 minutes. 367 00:27:59,556 --> 00:28:00,852 Thank you. 368 00:28:00,853 --> 00:28:02,534 - Good luck. - Yeah, good luck. 369 00:28:07,563 --> 00:28:09,165 Some matches? 370 00:28:10,269 --> 00:28:11,433 It's a girl! 371 00:28:11,434 --> 00:28:12,994 - I saw the ultrasound - Who? 372 00:28:12,995 --> 00:28:15,023 It's a girl. I'm having a girl! 373 00:28:15,024 --> 00:28:16,007 That's good!! 374 00:28:16,941 --> 00:28:18,981 - Guess what we're calling her? - Fabrice. 375 00:28:18,982 --> 00:28:20,315 No! It's a girl! 376 00:28:20,397 --> 00:28:22,171 Fabrice, what are you doing here? 377 00:28:22,325 --> 00:28:25,419 - It's Barbara... - You've got to be kidding me. 378 00:28:25,420 --> 00:28:28,915 You're supposed to be resting and you come to Richard's club to party? 379 00:28:28,916 --> 00:28:30,626 It's not me, it's Barbara. 380 00:28:30,627 --> 00:28:34,478 Do me a favor. Get lost and I'll take care of Barbara. 381 00:28:34,721 --> 00:28:35,634 It's a girl! 382 00:28:35,681 --> 00:28:39,261 Even when we leave early we never get to sleep before 4 am. 383 00:28:39,262 --> 00:28:40,844 Why? 384 00:28:41,167 --> 00:28:45,056 We found a bunch of old videos. With He-Man, Captain Flame... 385 00:28:45,056 --> 00:28:48,256 and Gandhi. It's super funny to watch them in their diapers. 386 00:28:49,107 --> 00:28:52,058 You understand...It's important that he rest right now. 387 00:28:53,460 --> 00:28:54,541 Ok. 388 00:28:56,830 --> 00:28:59,866 But if you're interested I have the videos at home. 389 00:29:11,801 --> 00:29:12,933 Put on number 3. 390 00:29:17,310 --> 00:29:19,112 No, 3. That's number 7. 391 00:29:32,444 --> 00:29:34,192 That's the best album. 392 00:29:51,076 --> 00:29:54,216 ...and watch old cartoons with her. 393 00:29:54,217 --> 00:29:56,952 - In the afternoon? - No, one's she has on tape. 394 00:29:59,786 --> 00:30:03,017 How's it going lovers? Taking in the night air? 395 00:30:03,017 --> 00:30:04,410 Coco can you be normal for 10 minutes? 396 00:30:04,411 --> 00:30:06,666 What did you say? Are you talking to me? 397 00:30:07,054 --> 00:30:08,593 Jean Pierre, isn't that your car? 398 00:30:15,464 --> 00:30:18,296 Forget it Jean Pierre. We'll take care of them for you. 399 00:30:27,150 --> 00:30:28,917 Run, run run! 400 00:30:39,888 --> 00:30:41,939 At least he's grateful 401 00:30:49,715 --> 00:30:53,378 Can you stay here a minute? I have to see Richard then I'll be back. 402 00:30:53,627 --> 00:30:56,020 - OK. Don't worry about it. - Thank you very much. 403 00:30:56,021 --> 00:30:57,179 - Jean Pierre - Maria! 404 00:30:57,477 --> 00:30:59,396 How are you? Having fun? 405 00:31:01,722 --> 00:31:03,508 I'm here for work. 406 00:31:03,798 --> 00:31:05,557 Must not be easy. 407 00:31:05,788 --> 00:31:08,748 I'm here to see Richard. And this club is Richard's club. 408 00:31:09,907 --> 00:31:13,052 And with Miss Muffins it seems to be going well, huh? 409 00:31:13,053 --> 00:31:16,888 Oh stop it. I told you, that's Fabrice's girlfriend. 410 00:31:19,987 --> 00:31:24,084 - What would you call her? - I don't know. 411 00:31:30,554 --> 00:31:33,759 There is good news. Things are going better than expected. 412 00:31:33,759 --> 00:31:37,159 Fabrice's injury is much less serious than we thought. 413 00:31:37,906 --> 00:31:41,637 We are very confident. Training is going very well. 414 00:31:41,637 --> 00:31:42,995 Team moral is solid. 415 00:31:43,296 --> 00:31:45,059 There's nothing more to worry about. 416 00:31:46,034 --> 00:31:48,369 And I'm going to have a girl. 417 00:31:48,370 --> 00:31:50,200 We're going to call her Amandine. 418 00:31:50,201 --> 00:31:54,766 I wanted to call her Esther but the wife didn't like it. 419 00:31:56,221 --> 00:32:01,528 Jean Pierre I have no desire to get angry because it's useless. 420 00:32:03,117 --> 00:32:04,756 So in summary... 421 00:32:05,185 --> 00:32:08,699 If we lose in Paris... you hurt. 422 00:32:08,700 --> 00:32:10,083 At least it's clear. 423 00:32:10,084 --> 00:32:12,761 That goes for you too Coco. 424 00:32:13,533 --> 00:32:16,358 You're the one who introduced me to Jean Pierre. 425 00:32:16,608 --> 00:32:18,357 So the same goes for you. 426 00:32:18,358 --> 00:32:20,257 You better hope we win. 427 00:32:25,813 --> 00:32:29,838 I know you're a joker but even so, you can't go around smelling butts. 428 00:32:39,634 --> 00:32:42,293 Now where are you going to "work"? In an after-party? 429 00:32:42,494 --> 00:32:44,773 - That's a friend. - I'm a friend. 430 00:32:44,774 --> 00:32:48,387 That's fine today is Friday. We're all friends 431 00:32:48,769 --> 00:32:51,584 But the game is on a Wednesday. In four days. 432 00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:38,791 Didier, let's go. We're going. 433 00:33:39,436 --> 00:33:42,032 Sorry but I have to work tomorrow. 434 00:33:42,620 --> 00:33:44,412 Goodbye Didier! 435 00:33:50,885 --> 00:33:55,124 Get your head back inside. Hey! We don't put our head out the window. 436 00:33:58,872 --> 00:34:00,217 Who is it? 437 00:34:01,781 --> 00:34:05,116 Go ahead and speak up. He can't understand a thing. 438 00:34:05,230 --> 00:34:06,761 Where is he from? 439 00:34:06,762 --> 00:34:09,450 He's from...Lithuania. 440 00:34:10,993 --> 00:34:12,579 He's staying with me right now. 441 00:34:12,580 --> 00:34:14,659 - Staying with you? - Yeah, why? 442 00:34:14,660 --> 00:34:16,044 Nothing, that's something new. 443 00:34:16,045 --> 00:34:18,009 You usually don't help people. 444 00:34:18,010 --> 00:34:20,049 It's for my sister... 445 00:34:20,050 --> 00:34:22,741 She's in a "save the world" phase 446 00:34:22,943 --> 00:34:24,725 and she asked me to help. 447 00:34:26,486 --> 00:34:29,766 - Why doesn't he stay with her? - Well, Why doesn't he stay with her?! 448 00:34:29,933 --> 00:34:35,112 Because she already has 2 Pekinese... 2 Chinese children staying with her. 449 00:34:35,484 --> 00:34:38,330 So she's overwhelmed and I'm the one who has to help. 450 00:34:40,739 --> 00:34:42,805 - I think it's good. - Yeah. 451 00:34:42,806 --> 00:34:47,829 If we weren't able to have kids I think Mijo and I would have adopted. 452 00:34:48,308 --> 00:34:52,082 This is all wrong. We need to find a solution soon. 453 00:34:52,366 --> 00:34:53,883 For? 454 00:34:54,860 --> 00:34:56,794 Sometimes you scare me. 455 00:34:56,795 --> 00:34:58,395 Why? 456 00:35:05,617 --> 00:35:08,083 What are we going to do with that? 457 00:35:14,641 --> 00:35:16,535 It's also complicated because... 458 00:35:17,809 --> 00:35:20,293 the transfer season is over and we'll have to ask for an exception. 459 00:35:20,294 --> 00:35:22,174 We're not replacing him anyways. 460 00:35:23,871 --> 00:35:27,153 If that jerk Fabrice had only stayed in bed for 2 days... 461 00:35:27,153 --> 00:35:28,339 but no. He had to go out dancing. 462 00:35:28,340 --> 00:35:32,366 Can you imagine the stupidity? 463 00:35:37,669 --> 00:35:38,821 Well... 464 00:35:38,831 --> 00:35:40,446 Let's go. 465 00:35:52,773 --> 00:35:54,696 And what about the dog? Isn't he here? 466 00:35:54,697 --> 00:35:58,001 Oh yeah. He's in the bedroom. He's sleeping under the bed. 467 00:35:59,741 --> 00:36:01,178 Goodbye 468 00:36:01,509 --> 00:36:03,276 Den killen Ă€r lite konstig, nej? 469 00:36:03,277 --> 00:36:04,969 Det Ă€r inte samma kultur. 470 00:36:04,970 --> 00:36:06,896 SĂ€ker. Han verkar inte vara en dĂ„lig kille. 471 00:36:06,897 --> 00:36:08,552 Ja, förutom nĂ€r han biter. 472 00:36:08,553 --> 00:36:10,253 - Hej - Hej 473 00:36:13,619 --> 00:36:15,379 NEJ! 474 00:36:15,868 --> 00:36:17,874 GĂ„ till din korg. 475 00:36:25,452 --> 00:36:27,653 Jag Ă€r trött pĂ„ att du alltid luktar min rumpa. 476 00:36:30,671 --> 00:36:32,727 Sluta med det dĂ€r. 477 00:36:36,449 --> 00:36:37,949 StĂ€ng munnen. 478 00:36:39,882 --> 00:36:43,706 Du ser mig inte gĂ„ omkring med tungan som hĂ€nger ut. 479 00:36:43,707 --> 00:36:46,118 Tungor stannar kvar. 480 00:36:48,747 --> 00:36:51,419 Vad Ă€r det för fel pĂ„ dig? 481 00:36:51,420 --> 00:36:54,019 Didier! Didier, lĂ€mna hunden i fred. GĂ„ av honom! 482 00:36:54,020 --> 00:36:55,820 - Det Ă€r hon! - SĂ€ker. 483 00:36:56,936 --> 00:36:58,554 Didier, lĂ€mna henne i fred. 484 00:36:58,555 --> 00:37:01,882 Han slutar inte. Vad Ă€r det för fel med din vĂ€n? 485 00:37:03,334 --> 00:37:06,940 - Han Ă€r lekfull. - Han Ă€r mest dum. 486 00:37:09,504 --> 00:37:12,345 Jag Ă€r utmattad. 487 00:37:14,496 --> 00:37:15,778 Han utmattar mig. 488 00:37:16,049 --> 00:37:18,366 Vill du att hela grannskapet Ă€r arg pĂ„ dig? 489 00:37:18,370 --> 00:37:19,909 Ge dem tillbaka bollen! 490 00:37:19,910 --> 00:37:22,692 Det hĂ€r kan inte vara sant. Du Ă€r oacceptabel. 491 00:37:22,693 --> 00:37:24,460 Vad ska jag göra med dig? 492 00:37:34,724 --> 00:37:36,203 Helig ko. 493 00:37:44,665 --> 00:37:46,799 Didier, Didier! Mycket mycket! 494 00:37:48,137 --> 00:37:50,615 Didier det var bra. Mycket bra. 495 00:37:50,933 --> 00:37:54,257 Du kommer att rĂ€dda mitt liv. Du har ingen aning. Bra hund. 496 00:37:54,434 --> 00:37:56,322 Han Ă€lskare, trevlig dag? 497 00:37:57,221 --> 00:38:00,113 Det finns verkligen en hel massa ryck hĂ€r. 498 00:38:01,133 --> 00:38:03,314 Kom igen, lĂ„t oss shoppa. 499 00:38:03,315 --> 00:38:06,739 - Han sir! Kom tillbaka! - SĂ„g du hur bra han var? 500 00:38:07,086 --> 00:38:09,226 - Vad sa du? - StĂ€ng av din iPod. 501 00:38:12,642 --> 00:38:14,973 Hur mĂ„r de? 502 00:38:18,382 --> 00:38:20,310 Vi kan göra bĂ€ttre. 503 00:38:20,971 --> 00:38:23,340 - KĂ€nner du det hĂ€r pĂ„ tĂ„rna? - Ja. 504 00:38:28,899 --> 00:38:31,424 Jean-Pierre vet du inte att jag har bĂ€ttre saker att göra? 505 00:38:31,425 --> 00:38:34,060 Var Ă€r den hĂ€r armenierna du pratade om? 506 00:38:34,061 --> 00:38:36,861 Litauiska. Jag vill bara att du tittar ... 507 00:38:36,861 --> 00:38:40,661 Tell me if we have something to work with. 508 00:38:40,703 --> 00:38:44,610 He's a little...but he has enormous potential. 509 00:38:44,611 --> 00:38:46,224 OK. 5 minutes. 510 00:38:46,225 --> 00:38:48,125 Come on buddy. 511 00:38:49,122 --> 00:38:51,603 Just remember what I said. 512 00:38:51,604 --> 00:38:54,646 Didier, do you remember what I said? 513 00:38:54,646 --> 00:38:56,746 Didier, heel! Come here. 514 00:38:57,050 --> 00:38:58,400 You're a pain. 515 00:38:58,657 --> 00:39:00,953 Yes, you're a pain. 516 00:39:02,488 --> 00:39:06,126 Remember the basics. Soccer is a team sport. 517 00:39:06,306 --> 00:39:08,861 The goal is the victory of the team. 518 00:39:08,862 --> 00:39:11,922 If you want to play alone, go play golf. 519 00:39:15,171 --> 00:39:17,532 Let's practice passing. 520 00:39:17,542 --> 00:39:18,694 I'll pass you the ball. 521 00:39:18,695 --> 00:39:20,612 Are you listening? 522 00:39:20,613 --> 00:39:24,040 I'll pass you the ball and you pass it back. We'll pass the ball. 523 00:39:24,041 --> 00:39:28,292 You remember? I pass you pass... 524 00:39:28,483 --> 00:39:31,181 Pass me the ball Didier. 525 00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:34,505 Didier pass me the ball! 526 00:39:34,820 --> 00:39:36,796 Hi Kamel. 527 00:39:37,859 --> 00:39:40,649 Didier stop! Oh my god. 528 00:39:41,179 --> 00:39:44,019 Wait for me. I have something to tell you. 529 00:39:45,935 --> 00:39:47,079 Look 530 00:39:49,099 --> 00:39:51,379 I bought a new CD. 531 00:39:52,387 --> 00:39:55,905 I want my daughter to listen to it in the amniotic sack. 532 00:40:04,225 --> 00:40:07,917 Why haven't they invented a CD case that's easy to open? 533 00:40:08,090 --> 00:40:10,072 They could at least have a little tab. 534 00:40:10,073 --> 00:40:12,572 Do you want to talk about CD packaging or watch soccer? 535 00:40:12,573 --> 00:40:15,026 Do you want to go to HMV during practice? 536 00:40:15,934 --> 00:40:17,750 You never focus on what you're doing. 537 00:40:18,424 --> 00:40:20,942 You're always talking about something else. 538 00:40:21,822 --> 00:40:23,645 Fine, it's cool. 539 00:40:23,646 --> 00:40:26,091 I can do two things at once. 540 00:40:28,108 --> 00:40:30,377 He runs fast, eh? 541 00:40:33,898 --> 00:40:35,851 He's a little cocky though. 542 00:40:35,852 --> 00:40:37,469 Yes, but effective 543 00:40:37,470 --> 00:40:40,070 A little inexperienced, but effective. 544 00:40:43,149 --> 00:40:45,780 You can't touch it with your hands! 545 00:40:46,417 --> 00:40:48,834 Lithuanian soccer is a little "freestyle" huh? 546 00:40:49,099 --> 00:40:50,573 Come here. 547 00:40:50,852 --> 00:40:52,636 Don't move, don't move. 548 00:40:53,145 --> 00:40:55,210 What was that?! 549 00:40:55,629 --> 00:40:58,028 Jag kan lĂ€mna dig pĂ„ parkeringen, va? 550 00:40:58,029 --> 00:41:00,263 Det Ă€r inte komplicerat. 551 00:41:00,264 --> 00:41:01,209 Ge mig bollen. 552 00:41:03,178 --> 00:41:04,507 Passera 553 00:41:04,978 --> 00:41:09,150 Med din fot, inte dina hĂ€nder! Din fot! Det hĂ€r Ă€r din fot! 554 00:41:10,347 --> 00:41:12,800 Passera igen, passera. VarsĂ„god. 555 00:41:13,592 --> 00:41:15,618 GĂ„ och hĂ€mta det! 556 00:41:22,361 --> 00:41:23,813 SĂ„? 557 00:41:23,814 --> 00:41:24,743 Ja, han har nĂ„got. 558 00:41:24,744 --> 00:41:27,769 Wow, du Ă€r ganska full av dig sjĂ€lv som pratar med honom sĂ„. 559 00:41:27,770 --> 00:41:29,164 Varför? 560 00:41:29,165 --> 00:41:30,825 Du pratar med honom som om han Ă€r en hund! 561 00:41:30,826 --> 00:41:33,378 Om det var jag skulle jag ha slagit dig i ansiktet. 562 00:41:33,379 --> 00:41:34,942 Även en hund behandlas bĂ€ttre. 563 00:41:34,943 --> 00:41:36,668 Det Ă€r en hund. SĂ„ dĂ€r. 564 00:41:36,669 --> 00:41:38,188 Du Ă€r Ă€cklig! 565 00:41:38,189 --> 00:41:39,619 Är det vad utlĂ€nningar Ă€r för dig? 566 00:41:39,620 --> 00:41:41,319 Inte ens polarna talar sĂ„ till mĂ€nniskor. 567 00:41:45,366 --> 00:41:46,730 Han vet att vi pratar om honom. 568 00:41:46,731 --> 00:41:50,317 Be honom att komma hit. Han kan inte knĂ€böja dĂ€r för alltid. 569 00:41:54,778 --> 00:41:56,116 Didier !! 570 00:41:57,116 --> 00:41:58,516 Kom hit! 571 00:42:01,758 --> 00:42:03,669 Kom hit. 572 00:42:05,504 --> 00:42:07,016 DĂ€r. 573 00:42:17,984 --> 00:42:21,363 OK, OK, det rĂ€cker. Lugna ner dig. 574 00:42:55,623 --> 00:42:59,233 - Jag sa till dig efter showen. - Jag vet men... 575 00:42:59,233 --> 00:43:00,519 Jag lyssnar. 576 00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:05,048 Jag har ett förslag som kan vara av intresse för dig ... för oss. 577 00:43:05,364 --> 00:43:10,359 Jag lĂ„ter dig provköra en spelare i ett Ă„r. 578 00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:13,220 - WHO? - En ny kille. 579 00:43:13,221 --> 00:43:16,321 Han heter Didjei Asdravisus. Han Ă€r vĂ€ldigt bra. 580 00:43:16,322 --> 00:43:19,000 KĂ€nner inte honom. Var spelade han? 581 00:43:19,684 --> 00:43:24,688 Han Ă€r frĂ„n Litauen. En vĂ€n trĂ€nar pĂ„ detta ... 582 00:43:30,079 --> 00:43:32,835 Min barnbarn Ă€r hĂ€rnĂ€st. 583 00:43:37,620 --> 00:43:40,711 VĂ„ren har anlĂ€nt i Chouchougnon-skogen. 584 00:43:41,341 --> 00:43:43,374 Alla Ă€r vĂ€ldigt glada. 585 00:43:44,134 --> 00:43:47,928 Bin, prĂ€stkragarna, svamparna ... 586 00:43:47,929 --> 00:43:50,015 och larver och fjĂ€rilar. 587 00:43:50,015 --> 00:43:51,415 Hon var fantastisk. 588 00:43:56,155 --> 00:43:58,089 Ta med din spelare till mitt hus imorgon. 589 00:43:58,240 --> 00:44:00,596 StĂ€ll in en tid med Claudie. 590 00:44:12,183 --> 00:44:14,797 Next to Los Angeles, everything seems tiny. 591 00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:16,411 Don't you think so? 592 00:44:16,412 --> 00:44:18,633 It's right here. Pull over. 593 00:44:24,428 --> 00:44:26,698 Don't take 3 hours! 594 00:44:28,230 --> 00:44:30,433 The jet lag is killing me. 595 00:44:30,741 --> 00:44:33,647 I'm just picking up my dog. I'll be back in 5 minutes. 596 00:44:35,722 --> 00:44:37,967 A... 597 00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:42,567 We've seen it before. A giraffe. 598 00:44:45,913 --> 00:44:48,044 An owl 599 00:44:52,297 --> 00:44:54,917 A trumpet...Bless you. 600 00:44:55,496 --> 00:44:58,129 Wait here. Be good. 601 00:45:08,677 --> 00:45:11,918 What day is it? I thought you were in Los Angeles. 602 00:45:12,034 --> 00:45:14,581 It's a long story. 603 00:45:14,743 --> 00:45:20,259 I brought gifts. The marketing on this film was amazing...Where's Didier? 604 00:45:20,569 --> 00:45:22,399 Didier 605 00:45:23,083 --> 00:45:25,276 Weren't you in Los Angeles? 606 00:45:25,296 --> 00:45:30,417 At first I had a half-hour appointment with Kevin Deer, but then the assistant... 607 00:45:36,857 --> 00:45:38,880 Are you okay? 608 00:45:39,974 --> 00:45:40,987 Who's the nutzo? 609 00:45:40,988 --> 00:45:43,714 My aunt...has problems with her kid. 610 00:45:43,715 --> 00:45:47,815 Han stannar hĂ€r medan hon hittar en institution. Han Ă€r inte elak, bara lite ... 611 00:45:53,458 --> 00:45:56,544 Å nej! Jag sa till dig att han Ă€r ofarlig. 612 00:45:58,949 --> 00:46:00,225 Oskadlig, du skojar. 613 00:46:00,226 --> 00:46:01,770 Inte provocera mig. 614 00:46:04,789 --> 00:46:07,380 Jag Ă€r ledsen. Jag borde ha varnat dig men inte haft tid. 615 00:46:07,381 --> 00:46:09,804 - Vill du ha nĂ„got att dricka? - Tack Det Ă€r bra. 616 00:46:09,827 --> 00:46:11,055 Den killen Ă€r nötter. 617 00:46:11,056 --> 00:46:13,326 Jag tar med mig Didier hem. Var Ă€r han? 618 00:46:13,327 --> 00:46:15,565 Tja nej ... för Didier ... han Ă€r inte hĂ€r. 619 00:46:15,566 --> 00:46:18,927 Eftersom Coco, min mosters barn Ă€r hĂ€r. 620 00:46:21,182 --> 00:46:24,004 SĂ„ jag tog Didier till en vĂ€ns hus. 621 00:46:24,005 --> 00:46:25,105 WHO? 622 00:46:25,106 --> 00:46:29,091 En vĂ€n som bor i landet. Du kĂ€nner honom inte ... HervĂ©. Han Ă€r jĂ€ttetrevlig. 623 00:46:29,092 --> 00:46:31,518 - NĂ€r kan jag fĂ„ tillbaka honom? - NĂ€r du vill. 624 00:46:31,596 --> 00:46:37,871 Jag ringer till dig eller sĂ„ ringer du mig. Men ta dig tid. Jag har blivit vĂ€ldigt förtjust i honom. 625 00:46:37,872 --> 00:46:40,685 SĂ„ ni tvĂ„ borde bo pĂ„ landsbygden tillsammans. 626 00:46:40,686 --> 00:46:43,313 OK, jag Ă€r ivĂ€g. Jag har en taxi som vĂ€ntar. Jag ringer i morgon för Didier. 627 00:46:43,314 --> 00:46:45,214 Ja OK. 628 00:46:53,519 --> 00:46:56,357 Du vet verkligen hur man gör min dag. 629 00:46:58,514 --> 00:47:02,289 Jag vet att du Ă€r ledsen, men hur kan du förvĂ€nta dig att hon kĂ€nner igen dig? 630 00:47:11,001 --> 00:47:13,945 Didier, du Ă€r ingen hund lĂ€ngre. 631 00:47:13,946 --> 00:47:17,682 Du vet det. Du gĂ„r inte pĂ„ fyra eller slickar dina meniga lĂ€ngre. 632 00:47:18,514 --> 00:47:20,763 Ja, jag vet ... men ... 633 00:47:21,864 --> 00:47:24,334 Okej, för Annabelle sĂ€ger jag bara att du Ă€r död. 634 00:47:24,335 --> 00:47:26,727 Du blev överkörd, eller nĂ„got liknande. 635 00:47:27,260 --> 00:47:28,951 Nej, om du dör dödar hon mig. Jag sĂ€ger att jag rĂ€ddade dig. 636 00:47:30,860 --> 00:47:34,008 Du Ă€r en fotbollsspelare nu. En bra fotbollsspelare. 637 00:47:34,428 --> 00:47:37,056 Och det Ă€r vad vi ska berĂ€tta för Richard i morgon morgon. 638 00:47:37,057 --> 00:47:38,795 SĂ„ du mĂ„ste vara bra. 639 00:47:40,121 --> 00:47:43,722 Mycket bra, va? Eftersom Richard Ă€r vĂ€ldigt mycket elak. 640 00:47:46,700 --> 00:47:48,557 Det hĂ€r blir inte lĂ€tt. 641 00:47:52,018 --> 00:47:53,543 FĂ„nga det, fĂ„nga det. 642 00:48:02,859 --> 00:48:05,345 I grund och botten Ă€r det mitt förslag. 643 00:48:06,058 --> 00:48:08,611 Och varför skulle han spela för mig i ett Ă„r? 644 00:48:11,037 --> 00:48:13,770 Han Ă€r skyldig mig en tjĂ€nst. Det Ă€r privat. Han höll med. 645 00:48:14,775 --> 00:48:17,073 Och för att han Ă€lskar att spela. 646 00:48:17,625 --> 00:48:19,369 Han Ă€lskar det. 647 00:48:23,516 --> 00:48:26,223 För honom Ă€r pengar inte viktigt. 648 00:48:26,574 --> 00:48:28,952 Ingen tycker att pengar inte Ă€r viktiga. 649 00:48:28,953 --> 00:48:30,077 Han gör. 650 00:48:30,197 --> 00:48:33,975 Men var kommer han ifrĂ„n? Jag har aldrig hört talas om honom. Vad heter han? Az ... Aza ... 651 00:48:33,976 --> 00:48:37,423 Asanavisus. Det Ă€r litauiskt. 652 00:48:37,580 --> 00:48:40,426 Åh, litauisk. Det Ă€r allt vi behövde. 653 00:48:40,427 --> 00:48:42,892 Han Ă€r Ă„tminstone vit. Det Ă€r inte dĂ„ligt. 654 00:48:42,893 --> 00:48:44,875 Richard 655 00:48:44,939 --> 00:48:46,943 Jag garanterar dig att han inte Ă€r en förlorare. 656 00:48:47,030 --> 00:48:49,048 Han Ă€r en sĂ€llsynt upptĂ€ckt. 657 00:48:49,306 --> 00:48:51,785 Han Ă€r instinktiv, uppfinningsrik ... 658 00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:55,278 och han kunde destabilisera det andra laget. 659 00:48:55,279 --> 00:48:58,459 Jag har sett honom i trĂ€ning och det Ă€r sant att han Ă€r annorlunda ... 660 00:48:58,460 --> 00:49:00,217 men överraskande. 661 00:49:00,292 --> 00:49:03,298 Och han vet ocksĂ„ hur man kommer in i huvudet. 662 00:49:03,770 --> 00:49:05,694 Du sa samma sak om Baco. 663 00:49:05,695 --> 00:49:11,035 Nej nej nej ... De Ă€r inte i samma liga. Didier Ă€r en exceptionell spelare 664 00:49:11,638 --> 00:49:14,411 Han Ă€r begĂ„vad ... Han har ögon i bakhuvudet. 665 00:49:14,412 --> 00:49:16,903 I slutet av sĂ€songen Ă€r jag sĂ€ker pĂ„ att du vill behĂ„lla honom. 666 00:49:16,904 --> 00:49:19,659 Eftersom de andra lagens förhandlingar kommer att vara vĂ„ldsamma. 667 00:49:22,395 --> 00:49:25,721 Richard, det finns inget arbete att göra. 668 00:49:25,829 --> 00:49:29,146 Jag sĂ€ger inte att han Ă€r ett fotbollsgeni och det finns inget att arbeta med. 669 00:49:30,476 --> 00:49:33,165 Men den hĂ€r killen, han förstĂ„r verkligen spelet. 670 00:49:41,865 --> 00:49:43,265 MĂ„r du bra? 671 00:49:44,875 --> 00:49:46,611 Det Ă€r sant, det finns massor av buggar hĂ€r. 672 00:49:46,612 --> 00:49:49,866 Kom igen, Richard. Du gillar inte att lyssna pĂ„ den hĂ€r skiten lĂ€nge, eller hur? 673 00:50:15,166 --> 00:50:17,697 Nadia! Du lĂ€mnade Camille ensam i poolen! 674 00:50:17,775 --> 00:50:19,805 Jag vĂ€nde pĂ„ huvudet i 2 sekunder! 675 00:50:19,806 --> 00:50:22,441 Och ni! De tvĂ„ av er rörde sig inte ens! 676 00:50:22,442 --> 00:50:24,912 Det Ă€r över. Pappa Ă€r hĂ€r. 677 00:50:32,208 --> 00:50:33,891 Tack. 678 00:50:33,892 --> 00:50:37,116 - Han kommer för att trĂ€na imorgon. - OK 679 00:50:42,609 --> 00:50:44,641 Är det bara jag, eller luktar det som en vĂ„t hund? 680 00:51:12,501 --> 00:51:16,179 Du fĂ„ngar bollen och skickar den till Merenguez. 681 00:51:37,726 --> 00:51:38,976 Huvud passerar. 682 00:51:56,204 --> 00:51:58,130 Det hĂ€r Ă€r en present. 683 00:52:02,503 --> 00:52:04,073 Han kan inte sluta agera dumt. 684 00:52:06,016 --> 00:52:09,858 Jean-Pierre det hĂ€r Ă€r det bĂ€sta du har gjort. Bra jobbat. 685 00:52:09,859 --> 00:52:11,901 Han Ă€r aktiv, generös, inte sjĂ€lvisk. 686 00:52:11,902 --> 00:52:13,410 Ja, han Ă€r annorlunda. 687 00:52:14,016 --> 00:52:16,088 Bara inte bli för involverad i sin trĂ€ning. 688 00:52:16,412 --> 00:52:19,231 Det kan irritera Kamel, det Ă€r hans jobb. 689 00:52:19,441 --> 00:52:21,716 Ge mig nĂ„gra tips sĂ„ förmedlar jag meddelandet. 690 00:52:21,717 --> 00:52:23,039 Jag kĂ€nner Didier vĂ€l- 691 00:52:23,231 --> 00:52:26,734 Om vi ​​vill anvĂ€nda honom mĂ„ste vi skynda oss att fĂ„ hans ligapapper. 692 00:52:26,934 --> 00:52:28,983 Varför Ă€ter vi inte en lugn middag tillsammans ikvĂ€ll? 693 00:52:42,690 --> 00:52:44,928 Titta inte pĂ„ denna drivel. 694 00:52:46,579 --> 00:52:49,127 Du stannar hĂ€r och bevakar huset, okej? 695 00:52:49,838 --> 00:52:51,907 Jag Ă€r tillbaka runt midnatt 696 00:52:51,908 --> 00:52:56,330 Det Ă€r 21.00 nu, vilket betyder ... 3 x 7 ... 21 timmar för dig att vĂ€nta. 697 00:52:56,331 --> 00:53:00,381 Jag lĂ€mnade en burk mat pĂ„ bordet. Bra hund. 698 00:54:17,764 --> 00:54:19,199 Det Ă€r jag! 699 00:54:25,353 --> 00:54:27,210 NĂ„gon hemma? 700 00:54:41,857 --> 00:54:44,955 Det hĂ€r Ă€r mitt och det Ă€r INTE en trasa. 701 00:54:48,562 --> 00:54:50,546 Det Ă€r mitt. 702 00:55:04,507 --> 00:55:06,099 UrsĂ€kta mig. 703 00:55:06,837 --> 00:55:08,062 God kvĂ€ll. 704 00:55:08,250 --> 00:55:10,509 Didier, stĂ€mmer det? 705 00:55:10,805 --> 00:55:12,641 Vi dansade tillsammans pĂ„ "Chemise". 706 00:55:12,642 --> 00:55:13,898 Maria. 707 00:55:14,302 --> 00:55:16,247 Jean-Pierre Ă€r inte hĂ€r? 708 00:55:16,778 --> 00:55:19,935 Om du ser honom, kan du sĂ€ga till honom att jag kommer att hĂ€mta mina saker? 709 00:55:25,301 --> 00:55:27,501 Vi luktar inte rumpor. 710 00:55:31,674 --> 00:55:33,771 Åh, du Ă„t. 711 00:55:34,550 --> 00:55:36,386 Lagade Jean-Pierre det Ă„t dig? 712 00:55:36,387 --> 00:55:38,704 Vad Ă€r det? FĂ„r jag försöka? 713 00:55:42,487 --> 00:55:43,870 Vad Ă€r det dĂ€r? 714 00:55:46,655 --> 00:55:47,964 Du fĂ„r INTE Ă€ta det. 715 00:55:49,286 --> 00:55:50,943 Du kan INTE Ă€ta det! 716 00:55:51,412 --> 00:55:53,794 Även uppvĂ€rmd igen Ă€r det smittsamt. 717 00:55:55,940 --> 00:55:58,078 Talar du franska? 718 00:56:12,076 --> 00:56:15,589 - Husets vin? Som vanligt? - Ja tack. 719 00:56:18,558 --> 00:56:21,341 Det Ă€r trevligt hĂ€r, tycker du inte? 720 00:56:22,901 --> 00:56:26,129 Det verkar inte sĂ„ mycket men lita pĂ„ mig att det Ă€r vĂ€ldigt trevligt. Och mycket bra. 721 00:56:27,509 --> 00:56:30,113 Jag brukade komma hit ofta med Jean-Pierre. 722 00:56:31,418 --> 00:56:34,582 Jean-Pierre gillar kött. Jag föredrar fisk. 723 00:56:34,917 --> 00:56:37,156 Egentligen Ă€r jag en Fisk. 724 00:56:40,923 --> 00:56:43,790 Kyckling sauterad med rĂ€kor ... 725 00:56:47,032 --> 00:56:49,199 Var Ă€r du ifrĂ„n exakt? 726 00:56:52,474 --> 00:56:54,953 Weshh, var Ă€r det? 727 00:56:56,546 --> 00:56:58,711 Ahh Wales ?? 728 00:57:00,069 --> 00:57:02,941 VĂ€lkommen. 729 00:57:02,942 --> 00:57:05,524 Vill du smaka vinet, sir? 730 00:57:18,424 --> 00:57:20,324 LĂ„t mig se. 731 00:57:25,158 --> 00:57:27,124 Det Ă€r lite torrt, men det Ă€r bra. 732 00:57:37,716 --> 00:57:38,843 En skĂ„l? 733 00:57:38,844 --> 00:57:42,381 Hur skĂ„lar man i valar? Vad sĂ€ger du pĂ„ engelska? 734 00:57:42,879 --> 00:57:44,785 SkĂ„l? 735 00:57:54,314 --> 00:57:55,978 Det Ă€r bra, eller hur? 736 00:57:59,170 --> 00:58:01,488 Jag ska till damrummet. 737 00:58:01,489 --> 00:58:03,448 Har han inga papper alls? 738 00:58:04,814 --> 00:58:09,699 Efter Litauen landade han i fd Jugoslavien. 739 00:58:09,950 --> 00:58:11,912 Han förlorade allt dĂ€r. 740 00:58:11,913 --> 00:58:14,272 Det var hemskt. Jag har inte alla detaljer men det var ... 741 00:58:15,003 --> 00:58:17,371 Det Ă€r hemskt vad som har hĂ€nt i fd Jugoslavien 742 00:58:17,483 --> 00:58:18,701 Inget har förĂ€ndrats. 743 00:58:18,905 --> 00:58:21,949 Vem kan hjĂ€lpa oss med pappersarbetet? 744 00:58:22,491 --> 00:58:25,219 Det Ă€r mycket mer komplicerat Ă€n en naturalisering. 745 00:58:25,488 --> 00:58:27,260 Vi fĂ„r se. 746 00:58:27,570 --> 00:58:29,529 Vi fixar det. 747 00:58:30,859 --> 00:58:34,451 En skĂ„l för Didier och för att Fabrice skulle bli frisk. 748 00:58:35,810 --> 00:58:38,983 - Och till onsdagens match. - Jaja. 749 00:58:40,448 --> 00:58:43,842 Till Jean-Pierre, Coco och Charlie. Kan jag kalla dig Charlie? 750 00:58:43,843 --> 00:58:48,412 Det rĂ„kar vara mitt namn! Kan jag kalla dig Richard? 751 00:58:48,704 --> 00:58:53,464 SĂ„ lĂ€nge du inte viskar det mjukt i mitt öra Ă€r det bra. 752 00:58:59,718 --> 00:59:03,172 Richard, jag har alltid velat berĂ€tta hur mycket jag Ă€lskar dina kostymer. 753 00:59:03,652 --> 00:59:07,229 Jean-Pierre, sa jag inte det? Jag Ă€lskar hans kostymer. 754 00:59:08,403 --> 00:59:10,411 Det Ă€r sant. Jag tycker att de Ă€r snygga. 755 00:59:11,014 --> 00:59:14,379 - Och psykologiskt Ă€r Didier ... - Normal. 756 00:59:29,322 --> 00:59:31,871 Det Ă€r varmt. 757 00:59:43,720 --> 00:59:46,499 Tar Jean-Pierre ut dig? Ta dig för att se saker? 758 00:59:46,743 --> 00:59:52,008 Om du kĂ€nner för att gĂ„ ut i helgen finns det nĂ„gra bra loppmarknader. 759 00:59:56,200 --> 01:00:00,823 Titta inte pĂ„ röran. Jag mĂ„ste stĂ€da upp. 760 01:00:01,454 --> 01:00:03,635 Jag hade en rumskompis ... 761 01:00:03,636 --> 01:00:05,766 Ă„h! En irlĂ€ndsk tjej, faktiskt. 762 01:00:09,680 --> 01:00:13,155 Åh men hon var alltid deprimerad. 763 01:00:16,466 --> 01:00:17,993 Ville en gĂ„ng sticka huvudet i ugnen. 764 01:00:18,573 --> 01:00:19,766 Men vi har ingen ugn ... 765 01:00:19,767 --> 01:00:22,817 sĂ„ hon bestĂ€mde sig för att svĂ€lja ett glas blekmedel. 766 01:00:27,756 --> 01:00:30,368 Jag blev trött pĂ„ det och kastade ut henne. 767 01:00:30,368 --> 01:00:31,583 Tack. 768 01:00:31,584 --> 01:00:34,121 SĂ€tt dig. Jag kommer snart tillbaka. 769 01:00:38,909 --> 01:00:41,874 Kom hit kattunge. Hej du. 770 01:00:41,875 --> 01:00:45,520 Hennes namn Ă€r Bianca för innan jag hade en katt som heter Bernard. 771 01:00:46,114 --> 01:00:47,914 Du vet, Bernard och Bianca, frĂ„n Disney-filmen. 772 01:00:47,915 --> 01:00:49,338 Men han dog. 773 01:00:49,339 --> 01:00:52,062 PĂ„ min födelsedag, vilken gĂ„va. 774 01:00:54,285 --> 01:00:55,534 Senare. 775 01:00:55,535 --> 01:00:56,965 Det Ă€r det inte 776 01:00:58,259 --> 01:00:59,773 Vad ska vi dricka? 777 01:01:02,742 --> 01:01:05,104 Vitt vin? 778 01:01:05,342 --> 01:01:07,766 I Frankrike finns det ett ordsprĂ„k: "Vit efter röd, du Ă€r kropp död ... 779 01:01:07,767 --> 01:01:10,933 Rött efter vitt, allt Ă€r rĂ€tt. " 780 01:01:16,219 --> 01:01:19,022 Det Ă€r en hĂ€rlig röd frĂ„n ett slott i Loire-dalen. 781 01:01:19,224 --> 01:01:21,775 Jag har ingen aning. 782 01:01:23,293 --> 01:01:26,307 SĂ„ nu bor jag hĂ€r. 783 01:01:27,849 --> 01:01:31,004 Ibland hĂ€r ... ibland hos Jean-Pierre. 784 01:01:38,874 --> 01:01:42,299 Wow, du har tur. Vanligtvis Ă€r hon ganska vild. 785 01:01:42,421 --> 01:01:44,359 Hur sĂ€ger man "katt" pĂ„ walesiska? 786 01:01:47,520 --> 01:01:49,592 Cray, som crepe? 787 01:01:52,377 --> 01:01:54,118 Hur guttural 788 01:01:56,819 --> 01:01:58,186 VĂ€lsigna dig. 789 01:01:59,899 --> 01:02:01,729 MĂ„r du bra? 790 01:02:01,730 --> 01:02:02,903 Är det katten? 791 01:02:02,904 --> 01:02:04,904 Är du allergisk mot katter? 792 01:02:05,806 --> 01:02:08,983 LĂ€gg dig ner, andas. 793 01:02:10,369 --> 01:02:12,938 Rör dig inte, jag har nĂ„got för det. 794 01:02:15,204 --> 01:02:17,239 Var lade jag det? 795 01:02:22,587 --> 01:02:24,787 Oroa dig inte, det Ă€r bara en allergi. 796 01:02:24,787 --> 01:02:28,987 Detta hĂ€nde en vĂ€n en gĂ„ng. Han svĂ€llde upp som en ballong. Vad hemskt. 797 01:02:28,993 --> 01:02:32,004 Och efter att ha tagit detta var han bra. 798 01:02:47,329 --> 01:02:49,313 BĂ€ttre? 799 01:02:49,314 --> 01:02:50,636 Är du kall? 800 01:03:05,078 --> 01:03:07,306 Din nĂ€sa fryser. 801 01:03:08,992 --> 01:03:10,785 Vad gör Jean-Pierre? 802 01:03:19,869 --> 01:03:21,077 Hej killar. 803 01:03:21,283 --> 01:03:24,277 Vad kallar du 2 hĂ„l i 1 hĂ„l? 804 01:03:24,383 --> 01:03:27,436 Din nĂ€sa upp min rumpa! 805 01:03:33,670 --> 01:03:37,468 Det Ă€r jag Didier. Godnatt. 806 01:04:34,626 --> 01:04:37,028 Detta börjar irritera mig. 807 01:04:44,902 --> 01:04:46,167 Jag sĂ„g just din lapp. 808 01:04:46,168 --> 01:04:50,125 Vad Ă€r fel med dig? Kommer in i mitt hus och tar Didier sĂ„. 809 01:04:50,126 --> 01:04:53,002 Jag kunde inte sova, jag var orolig. 810 01:04:53,003 --> 01:04:55,797 Sedan hittar jag honom i morse och sover pĂ„ min tröskel. 811 01:04:55,862 --> 01:04:58,093 Hur oansvarigt. 812 01:04:58,094 --> 01:05:01,802 NĂ„got kunde ha hĂ€nt honom. Han Ă€r lite enkel, eller mĂ€rkte du inte? 813 01:05:01,994 --> 01:05:04,665 Eller kanske du inte lĂ€t honom fĂ„ in ett ord? 814 01:05:04,666 --> 01:05:06,143 - Enkelt? - Ja, enkelt. 815 01:05:06,144 --> 01:05:10,997 Ja sjĂ€lvklart. För dig, sĂ„ snart nĂ„gon Ă€r trevlig, mĂ„ste de vara enkla. 816 01:05:11,090 --> 01:05:15,481 Det var trevligt att trĂ€ffa nĂ„gon trevlig för en förĂ€ndring. IstĂ€llet för nĂ„gon sjĂ€lvisk. 817 01:05:15,482 --> 01:05:17,273 Vad vet du? 818 01:05:17,274 --> 01:05:21,078 Han kan inte ens köpa en croissant utan att hamna i trubbel. 819 01:05:21,079 --> 01:05:23,673 - Han Ă€r vĂ€rre Ă€n ett barn! - VĂ€rre Ă€n ett barn? 820 01:05:23,674 --> 01:05:25,733 Du har precis sagt allt. 821 01:05:25,879 --> 01:05:28,074 Och var var du hela natten? 822 01:05:28,162 --> 01:05:31,427 Om du var orolig hela natten kunde du ha ringt. Jag var hĂ€r. 823 01:05:31,428 --> 01:05:32,781 Skit. 824 01:05:32,829 --> 01:05:34,073 Var artig. 825 01:05:34,074 --> 01:05:37,247 Jag Ă€r trött pĂ„ hundar och katter. Jag skulle vilja gĂ„ vidare. 826 01:05:37,248 --> 01:05:39,297 Din kattunge slĂ€ppte precis alla mina skivor pĂ„ golvet. 827 01:05:39,298 --> 01:05:41,068 Vad pratar du om? 828 01:05:41,069 --> 01:05:42,969 Din kattunge följde Didier hem. 829 01:05:43,527 --> 01:05:47,103 Jean-Pierre, det Ă€r en CAT! 830 01:05:47,519 --> 01:05:49,541 OK? Och jag rĂ„der dig att vara trevlig mot henne! 831 01:05:49,542 --> 01:05:52,824 Kom och hĂ€mta henne sĂ„ snart som möjligt. Jag skulle gilla det. 832 01:05:52,901 --> 01:05:54,469 Detta Ă€r inte SPCA. 833 01:05:54,470 --> 01:05:56,310 Kommer strax. 834 01:05:56,311 --> 01:05:58,277 Vilken idiot! 835 01:05:59,104 --> 01:06:02,274 NĂ€r han vill vara dum Ă€r han riktigt dum. 836 01:06:09,533 --> 01:06:12,021 Dina vĂ€nner med en katt nu, va? 837 01:06:13,496 --> 01:06:16,918 Du glömmer dina rötter. Jag antar att du har glömt. 838 01:06:20,054 --> 01:06:22,522 Har du sovit tillsammans? 839 01:06:24,470 --> 01:06:26,972 Om du gjorde det, sĂ€g bara det. Jag bryr mig inte. 840 01:06:30,416 --> 01:06:35,694 Jag hoppas att du anvĂ€nde skydd. Usch! Att bara tĂ€nka pĂ„ det Ă€cklar mig. 841 01:06:39,308 --> 01:06:42,518 Du kan inte ens prata, hur praktiskt. 842 01:06:44,685 --> 01:06:47,880 Det kan vara ett svĂ„rt koncept för dig ... 843 01:06:47,881 --> 01:06:51,781 Men jag Ă€r lite sĂ„rad över att min flickvĂ€n stals av min hund! 844 01:06:55,253 --> 01:06:58,555 Dessutom Ă€r du inte ens min hund. 845 01:07:06,220 --> 01:07:09,262 LĂ„t oss klĂ€ oss. Detta Ă€r vĂ€rdelöst. 846 01:07:12,556 --> 01:07:14,988 VĂ€nta, du mĂ„ste klippa naglarna. 847 01:07:14,990 --> 01:07:17,443 Det Ă€r fantastiskt hur snabbt dina klor vĂ€xer. 848 01:07:17,490 --> 01:07:20,287 Didier, kombinationen med Merenguez fungerar bra. 849 01:07:21,940 --> 01:07:23,657 Om det finns en frispark ... 850 01:07:23,658 --> 01:07:26,188 Gomez, det första inlĂ€gget ... 851 01:07:26,260 --> 01:07:28,433 CurlĂšsse andra inlĂ€gg. 852 01:07:28,984 --> 01:07:31,067 Baloud, you take Doberman. 853 01:07:31,498 --> 01:07:33,778 Everyone moves...you all run to the goal. 854 01:07:39,438 --> 01:07:41,952 Ok so I overacted a little... 855 01:07:42,897 --> 01:07:44,989 but I was worried. 856 01:07:45,739 --> 01:07:47,720 What are you doing on Wednesday? 857 01:07:48,068 --> 01:07:51,059 I'll be in Paris meeting with a client. 858 01:07:51,060 --> 01:07:53,777 I'll be in Paris too! We're playing at le Parc. 859 01:07:54,109 --> 01:07:57,937 Do you want me to reserve you a ticket? It's in the evening. 860 01:07:57,979 --> 01:07:59,392 Yes. 861 01:07:59,393 --> 01:08:02,326 Then afterward you can take me to a funny movie. 862 01:08:02,327 --> 01:08:04,489 Or a war film. 863 01:08:05,499 --> 01:08:07,395 Is Didier playing on Wednesday? 864 01:08:07,490 --> 01:08:08,838 Well, yes. 865 01:08:12,132 --> 01:08:18,016 Do you have to run around everywhere, jumping on people, stepping on toes? 866 01:08:18,475 --> 01:08:21,089 Now he's in the pond. 867 01:08:27,285 --> 01:08:30,347 - Do you have the time please? - Yes. 868 01:08:36,848 --> 01:08:40,609 Oh Annabelle, it's so nice of you to stop by. Please come in. 869 01:08:43,161 --> 01:08:45,711 I can't stay long. I just came to pick up Didier. 870 01:08:46,155 --> 01:08:48,583 - You don't want a drink? - No thanks. 871 01:08:48,584 --> 01:08:51,389 You did remember that I was coming to pick up Didier? 872 01:08:51,460 --> 01:08:53,975 Yes Didier, D-I-D-I-E-R. 873 01:08:53,976 --> 01:08:57,436 My dog, who I left here and would very much like back now. 874 01:08:58,365 --> 01:09:00,534 Let's go get him now. 875 01:09:00,535 --> 01:09:02,969 He's in the countryside at a friend's I don’t' know, right? 876 01:09:02,970 --> 01:09:05,515 - Well yes, but... - Do you think I'm stupid? 877 01:09:05,516 --> 01:09:07,396 I know you too well. 878 01:09:07,397 --> 01:09:08,954 Where is my dog?!! 879 01:09:09,033 --> 01:09:11,855 - Don't scream. - I'll scream if I want to. 880 01:09:12,031 --> 01:09:15,094 I deserve some respect, you know. 881 01:09:15,095 --> 01:09:18,395 Respect starts with the truth. So tell me, WHERE IS MY DOG? 882 01:09:18,521 --> 01:09:20,019 OK, OK. 883 01:09:20,589 --> 01:09:22,085 You want the truth? 884 01:09:22,921 --> 01:09:24,301 Yes. 885 01:09:27,743 --> 01:09:30,038 That's the truth. 886 01:09:30,271 --> 01:09:32,345 That is Didier. 887 01:09:32,710 --> 01:09:35,085 Didier isn't a dog anymore. 888 01:09:35,976 --> 01:09:39,676 One morning I got up and that guy was in Didier's basket. 889 01:09:40,450 --> 01:09:42,540 Your dog became him. 890 01:09:42,747 --> 01:09:45,529 How? I have no idea. But that's the truth. 891 01:09:47,827 --> 01:09:49,423 I was sure of it. 892 01:09:49,424 --> 01:09:50,599 Excuse me? 893 01:09:50,828 --> 01:09:53,035 I saw it in his eyes last time. 894 01:09:55,036 --> 01:09:57,632 I felt it, I knew it. 895 01:10:00,486 --> 01:10:02,916 Didier? 896 01:10:04,216 --> 01:10:09,500 Yes, my Didier, I recognize you. 897 01:10:11,420 --> 01:10:13,860 I'm so sorry for kicking you. 898 01:10:16,234 --> 01:10:20,143 He's so cute! Isn't he? 899 01:10:21,385 --> 01:10:23,658 I'm glad you think so. 900 01:10:23,659 --> 01:10:26,802 When I was in Brazil, I saw some really weird things... 901 01:10:26,803 --> 01:10:29,038 You wouldn't believe me if I told you. 902 01:10:29,039 --> 01:10:32,623 I don't know. I've made some progress with weird. 903 01:10:33,312 --> 01:10:35,718 It's amazing, he sometimes has canine eyes. 904 01:10:35,719 --> 01:10:38,702 sure do not want a drink? I need it 905 01:10:42,785 --> 01:10:45,162 He always had cowboy breath. 906 01:10:45,163 --> 01:10:48,965 Yes well I tried to brush his teeth. You'll see, it will be tons of fun. 907 01:10:48,966 --> 01:10:51,769 Vi tar honom till Madame Massart. Hon mĂ„ste trĂ€ffa honom. 908 01:10:51,770 --> 01:10:53,699 Är hon tandlĂ€kare? 909 01:10:53,818 --> 01:10:54,984 Inte riktigt. 910 01:10:54,985 --> 01:10:59,685 Madame Massart / Podiatrist - Hypnotist efter överenskommelse / 3: e vĂ„ningen till höger. Sedan vĂ€nster. 911 01:11:01,792 --> 01:11:04,018 Dina ögonlock Ă€r tunga. 912 01:11:04,806 --> 01:11:06,677 VĂ€ldigt tung. 913 01:11:07,195 --> 01:11:09,089 Sömn. 914 01:11:11,216 --> 01:11:13,357 Men du hör fortfarande allt jag sĂ€ger. 915 01:11:13,358 --> 01:11:14,973 Är det en överraskning? 916 01:11:18,236 --> 01:11:22,287 Det finns en mycket kraftig elektrisk ström runt honom. 917 01:11:23,052 --> 01:11:24,893 En elektrisk hund? 918 01:11:26,212 --> 01:11:28,588 Jag Ă€r ledsen Annabelle, men jag kan inte arbeta under dessa förhĂ„llanden! 919 01:11:28,589 --> 01:11:31,049 Jag kĂ€nner negativa vĂ„gor i hela rummet! 920 01:11:33,703 --> 01:11:36,101 SnĂ€lla, var snĂ€ll och gĂ„. 921 01:11:36,695 --> 01:11:39,330 Ja du. GĂ„ visa upp UTANFÖR! 922 01:11:39,659 --> 01:11:41,056 GÅ UT!! 923 01:11:47,756 --> 01:11:49,556 Vilken karma. 924 01:11:57,886 --> 01:12:01,391 Nej, vi ska gĂ„ tillbaka till ditt förflutna ... 925 01:12:01,530 --> 01:12:03,512 LĂ„t oss gĂ„ tillbaka... 926 01:12:03,983 --> 01:12:07,215 veckor, mĂ„nader. 927 01:12:07,994 --> 01:12:10,362 Hur mĂ„r du? 928 01:12:11,693 --> 01:12:13,157 Han Ă€r en hund. 929 01:12:13,158 --> 01:12:14,779 Det Ă€r dags att du förstĂ„r det. 930 01:12:14,780 --> 01:12:18,012 GĂ„ lĂ€ngre, Didier. 931 01:12:18,947 --> 01:12:21,394 Vad ser du? 932 01:12:22,382 --> 01:12:25,240 BerĂ€tta var du Ă€r. 933 01:12:27,460 --> 01:12:29,783 - Didier? - Vad hĂ€nder? 934 01:12:39,386 --> 01:12:43,897 Jag Ă€r Eurodepis, hustru till faraon i Egypten. 935 01:12:44,177 --> 01:12:46,195 Jag tror att vi gick lite för lĂ„ngt tillbaka, nej? 936 01:12:46,734 --> 01:12:49,464 Han Ă€r ett mycket mottagligt, intressant Ă€mne. 937 01:12:49,465 --> 01:12:51,303 Det blir 800 franc ($ 200 CDN) 938 01:12:51,304 --> 01:12:52,799 Kan han komma tillbaka imorgon? 939 01:12:52,800 --> 01:12:55,899 Nej nej! Han spelar imorgon. Börja inte. 940 01:12:55,900 --> 01:12:58,600 ONSDAG 941 01:13:43,214 --> 01:13:48,238 Titta, 57 gram, digital, flytande kristallskĂ€rm. 942 01:13:48,423 --> 01:13:51,344 Ja, men bilden suger. 943 01:13:52,361 --> 01:13:54,774 Du behöver bara orientera det. 944 01:14:00,674 --> 01:14:03,529 - Är det OK? - Ja, ja, inga problem. 945 01:14:05,329 --> 01:14:07,329 Lyft benet. 946 01:14:16,016 --> 01:14:20,314 Kom ihĂ„g att du fĂ„ngar bollen och skickar den till Merenguez. 947 01:14:22,318 --> 01:14:23,924 Merenguez. 948 01:14:26,934 --> 01:14:28,343 Jag kommer tillbaka. 949 01:14:30,686 --> 01:14:35,870 Didier Asanasius Ă€r litauisk, 30 Ă„r gammal. 950 01:14:36,664 --> 01:14:41,587 A little older than the team average, which is 24 years old. 951 01:14:49,773 --> 01:14:53,199 I see Merenguez is on the bench? Can't you play him? 952 01:14:53,555 --> 01:14:57,364 No, we only need 1 point. I'm not playing aggressively. We're on defense. 953 01:14:57,365 --> 01:15:01,819 Why play deference when with Didier and Merenguez doing amazing things out there? 954 01:15:01,901 --> 01:15:06,176 Forget it Jean-Pierre. I don't butt into your business, so leave mine alone. 955 01:15:09,254 --> 01:15:12,723 Jean-Philippe will try to get to know more about this guy, Didier... 956 01:15:12,724 --> 01:15:15,124 by going to ask him a few personal questions. 957 01:15:15,861 --> 01:15:17,870 Oh no, that's not got at all. 958 01:15:17,871 --> 01:15:19,271 Jean-Philippe, are you there? 959 01:15:19,850 --> 01:15:22,698 Robert? Hello George. 960 01:15:22,909 --> 01:15:27,121 I'm here with Didier Asanavisus. So, Didier, this is your first big game. 961 01:15:27,122 --> 01:15:34,374 Hur kommer du att hantera PSGs superlag, med spelare som N'GotĂ© och Doberman? 962 01:15:34,549 --> 01:15:37,767 Didier, Ă€r det mycket tryck? Är det svĂ„rt att hantera? 963 01:15:43,775 --> 01:15:45,506 UrsĂ€kta mig... 964 01:15:54,872 --> 01:15:58,073 TyvĂ€rr Jean-Philippe, men Didiers förĂ€ldrar Ă€r i telefon ... 965 01:15:58,073 --> 01:16:00,673 Det Ă€r ett nödfall. Men oroa dig inte, det Ă€r goda nyheter. 966 01:16:01,669 --> 01:16:03,352 Hans mamma kommer att bli mamma. 967 01:16:03,409 --> 01:16:06,760 Eller blev bara mamma ... Jag har inte detaljerna. 968 01:16:06,761 --> 01:16:09,134 NĂ„gon reaktion? 969 01:16:09,222 --> 01:16:13,285 Det verkar som om vi inte kommer att fĂ„ nĂ„gon information om Didier Asavinius. 970 01:16:14,788 --> 01:16:17,545 Okej, bara att hans mamma kommer att bli mamma. 971 01:16:19,568 --> 01:16:22,015 Och poof, nu Ă€r han en fotbollsspelare. 972 01:16:22,105 --> 01:16:23,793 Fantastisk historia. 973 01:16:24,128 --> 01:16:27,408 Nej inte direkt. NĂ€r Didier fortfarande var en hund ... 974 01:16:28,264 --> 01:16:30,859 han Ă€lskade att spela boll. 975 01:16:32,301 --> 01:16:33,783 SĂ„ det Ă€r inte sĂ„ förvĂ„nande. 976 01:16:33,784 --> 01:16:36,740 För mig Ă€r min systerdotter en mycket begĂ„vad konstnĂ€r ... 977 01:16:36,741 --> 01:16:38,940 Men de satte henne i en skola med fokus pĂ„ matematik. 978 01:16:38,941 --> 01:16:40,341 Är det inte dumt? 979 01:16:40,394 --> 01:16:42,284 Ja, det Ă€r vĂ€ldigt dumt. 980 01:16:56,370 --> 01:17:01,800 Och för ditt nöje ikvĂ€ll, den bĂ€sta anfallaren i ligan: Yann Doberman! 981 01:17:01,800 --> 01:17:04,900 HjĂ€lp mig vĂ€lkomna honom och resten av laget! 982 01:17:20,778 --> 01:17:23,976 Lyssna, jag anvĂ€nde dig utan att frĂ„ga vad du tyckte. 983 01:17:23,977 --> 01:17:25,577 Jag Ă€r ledsen. 984 01:17:25,818 --> 01:17:28,101 Jag tĂ€nkte bara pĂ„ mig sjĂ€lv. 985 01:17:28,101 --> 01:17:30,001 Jag vill inte att du ska göra nĂ„got du inte gillar. 986 01:17:30,234 --> 01:17:32,107 Vi kan stoppa allt om du vill. 987 01:17:32,632 --> 01:17:34,434 BerĂ€tta för mig... 988 01:17:34,435 --> 01:17:36,286 Vad vill du? 989 01:17:36,287 --> 01:17:37,656 Spela. 990 01:17:57,784 --> 01:18:01,343 Hur körde bilen? Inga trafikstockningar? 991 01:18:08,677 --> 01:18:10,694 Blommor ... Fick du mina blommor? 992 01:18:10,695 --> 01:18:13,436 Ja, de Ă€r vĂ€ldigt vackra. Tack. 993 01:18:15,119 --> 01:18:16,968 Du kom, sĂ„ du kan inte vara för arg pĂ„ mig. 994 01:18:17,037 --> 01:18:19,342 I came to support Didier. 995 01:18:20,321 --> 01:18:23,521 We are on our way... to crash the game... 996 01:18:23,521 --> 01:18:26,120 We are on our way... To make trouble at the game! 997 01:18:26,121 --> 01:18:28,821 To make trouble, to make trouble at the game! 998 01:18:33,347 --> 01:18:35,694 We have tickets, we have tickets. 999 01:18:35,695 --> 01:18:37,207 Watch out! 1000 01:18:43,804 --> 01:18:45,978 This is going to be your lucky day! 1001 01:18:46,496 --> 01:18:50,232 Hey guys, look! It's John and Yoko 1002 01:19:10,064 --> 01:19:12,254 Coin toss goes to FCB. 1003 01:19:12,728 --> 01:19:15,968 Good dog, good dog. 1004 01:19:16,847 --> 01:19:19,127 That's very good. 1005 01:19:20,124 --> 01:19:22,714 The team captains are shaking hands. 1006 01:19:23,053 --> 01:19:26,652 Let's hope that these two teams play a fair game... 1007 01:19:26,653 --> 01:19:31,453 Hopefully it's cleaner than what we've had the misfortune of seeing in the past. 1008 01:19:39,709 --> 01:19:42,489 Dioto takes the kick-off and passes it to CurlĂšsse. 1009 01:19:42,902 --> 01:19:46,719 Yes, CurlĂšsse, the great CurlĂšsse... who returns the ball to Dioto. 1010 01:19:47,981 --> 01:19:51,927 And the ball is taken away by Gurlecki.... Now it's being stolen from him- 1011 01:19:52,581 --> 01:19:55,314 Open your eyes! Open your eyes! 1012 01:19:55,315 --> 01:19:58,750 And Paris has the ball... From Gurleck to Doberman. 1013 01:20:00,304 --> 01:20:03,115 Watch out! Close in! Close in! 1014 01:20:10,075 --> 01:20:12,808 Good job, Didier! He steals the ball... 1015 01:20:12,809 --> 01:20:16,011 and he's taken off on is own! He has good control of the ball... 1016 01:20:16,012 --> 01:20:17,604 He's looking for a teammate... 1017 01:20:17,605 --> 01:20:20,005 He passes... 1018 01:20:20,305 --> 01:20:21,604 Dummy! 1019 01:20:21,605 --> 01:20:23,705 What's he doing? He had the whole field! 1020 01:20:23,706 --> 01:20:26,191 If you tell him to get the ball and pass it to Merenguez... 1021 01:20:26,192 --> 01:20:27,700 then he'll pass it to Merenguez! 1022 01:20:27,701 --> 01:20:30,033 Paris has the ball... 1023 01:20:37,693 --> 01:20:39,661 Oh no, that's dangerous! 1024 01:20:48,359 --> 01:20:50,716 That had to hurt. 1025 01:20:50,745 --> 01:20:52,937 It reminds you of something, doesn't it Jean? 1026 01:20:53,061 --> 01:20:57,802 Yes, it wasn't exactly the same, but definitely close. 1027 01:20:57,803 --> 01:21:00,930 Piece of crap TV.... I didn't see anything. 1028 01:21:00,931 --> 01:21:03,030 Look, the goalkeeper is out cold! 1029 01:21:03,030 --> 01:21:04,430 Oh yeah, he's out. 1030 01:21:06,799 --> 01:21:11,618 TO THE HOSPITAL! HE'S GOING TO THE HOSPITAL! (Crowd Singing)) 1031 01:21:14,977 --> 01:21:16,621 That's can't be fun. 1032 01:21:16,622 --> 01:21:18,008 What are the goal posts made of? 1033 01:21:18,009 --> 01:21:19,830 They're kevlar. 1034 01:21:20,189 --> 01:21:23,359 And the coach is sending in a replacement, it's Perrier. 1035 01:21:28,559 --> 01:21:30,035 Oh, a new offensive plan from PSG...to Doberman... 1036 01:21:35,723 --> 01:21:38,264 He's going to run into Didier along the way. 1037 01:21:39,496 --> 01:21:42,246 What a good dodge, huh Robert? 1038 01:21:42,247 --> 01:21:44,946 A perfect technical move... 1039 01:21:44,947 --> 01:21:48,047 or a "juke", as it's called in our soccerist jargon. 1040 01:21:57,402 --> 01:22:01,346 Nice recovery, a little unorthodox, but effective. 1041 01:22:05,402 --> 01:22:08,723 - He pushed him! - He did not push him! 1042 01:22:08,724 --> 01:22:10,103 Oh no, he's on the ground. 1043 01:22:10,104 --> 01:22:13,377 Oh no, he tricked Didier! 1044 01:22:16,248 --> 01:22:18,316 Parisians take the ball back and charge up the middle. 1045 01:22:24,416 --> 01:22:26,916 This can't be happening! Come on! 1046 01:22:27,713 --> 01:22:30,098 He's a super player, that Romanian you brought us. 1047 01:22:30,099 --> 01:22:33,131 Coco, one day I'm going to rip off your head and use your ponytail... 1048 01:22:33,132 --> 01:22:35,631 to give you a tail. It will be an improvement. 1049 01:22:35,632 --> 01:22:38,432 No one's on Doberman! He's all alone out there! 1050 01:22:44,232 --> 01:22:50,132 And it's a beautiful goal by Doberman for Paris Saint Germain! 1051 01:22:51,888 --> 01:22:55,611 Hey Perrier, come up here! Maybe you'll see better! 1052 01:22:57,667 --> 01:23:01,793 Åh, det ser ut som att tankarna vĂ€rms upp mellan spelarna. 1053 01:23:02,293 --> 01:23:06,193 Å nej, det hĂ€r ser inte bra ut. 1054 01:23:08,381 --> 01:23:10,957 De kommer att sparka ut honom. 1055 01:23:13,525 --> 01:23:15,898 Rött kort ... utvisning. 1056 01:23:15,898 --> 01:23:17,298 Vad tĂ€nkte du?! 1057 01:23:18,838 --> 01:23:20,644 Domaren fick betalt! 1058 01:23:20,645 --> 01:23:23,445 Naturligtvis har han betalt ... Tror du att han arbetar gratis? 1059 01:23:24,299 --> 01:23:27,058 Med inga mĂ„lvakter kvar pĂ„ bĂ€nken, vem vĂ€ljer Kamel? 1060 01:23:27,059 --> 01:23:29,059 En annan slumpmĂ€ssig spelare. 1061 01:23:29,334 --> 01:23:32,333 Det Ă€r ett sĂ€tt, det Ă€r definitivt svĂ„rt att vĂ€lja nĂ„gon. 1062 01:23:32,334 --> 01:23:35,134 Vem fĂ„r det korta halmen? 1063 01:23:35,134 --> 01:23:37,634 Du vet vad jag menar, Robert. 1064 01:23:37,686 --> 01:23:39,663 Kamel valde sin nya mĂ„lvakt. 1065 01:23:39,664 --> 01:23:44,164 Det Ă€r Didier Asavinius som utsĂ„gs ... 1066 01:23:44,164 --> 01:23:45,408 Ja, sĂ„ verkar det. 1067 01:23:45,409 --> 01:23:48,315 Men lĂ„t mig pĂ„minna dig om det exakta uttalet av hans namn ... 1068 01:23:48,316 --> 01:23:50,116 Kanavanistuc 1069 01:23:50,259 --> 01:23:52,171 Vilken etnicitet Ă€r det? 1070 01:23:52,172 --> 01:23:54,072 Det Ă€r en Labrador. 1071 01:24:03,310 --> 01:24:05,356 Du vaktar buren. Skydda buren. 1072 01:24:05,357 --> 01:24:09,646 Buren Ă€r ditt hus. Den bollen kan inte komma i ditt hus. 1073 01:24:09,990 --> 01:24:12,491 Du fĂ„ngar bollen och slĂ€nger den ... 1074 01:24:12,492 --> 01:24:14,992 LĂ„ngt, lĂ„ngt, lĂ„ngt, lĂ„ngt borta. OK? 1075 01:24:23,192 --> 01:24:26,791 Presenterar # 5 i positionen som mĂ„lvakt ... 1076 01:24:26,792 --> 01:24:29,492 Didier Asavinius! 1077 01:24:35,241 --> 01:24:38,097 Det Ă€r 1-0 för Paris. De vill verkligen göra en sekund, va Jean? 1078 01:24:38,098 --> 01:24:41,198 Ja, parisarna spelar mycket, mycket bra, Robert. 1079 01:24:43,337 --> 01:24:45,676 FCB tar sig till nĂ€tet ... 1080 01:24:45,676 --> 01:24:48,076 Och vilket fantastiskt tekniskt drag! 1081 01:24:52,576 --> 01:24:54,609 Inte en mycket snygg rĂ€ddning ... va Jean? 1082 01:24:54,610 --> 01:24:57,504 HĂ€nder, rumpa, huvud ... de Ă€r alla tillĂ„tna. 1083 01:24:57,505 --> 01:25:01,305 Ett tekniskt drag realiserat med mycket teknik. 1084 01:25:01,947 --> 01:25:05,297 Didier! Dina hĂ€nder. Du kan anvĂ€nda dina hĂ€nder. 1085 01:25:05,298 --> 01:25:07,498 SnĂ€lla sir, du kan inte stanna hĂ€r. 1086 01:25:24,424 --> 01:25:27,410 Ett fantastiskt mĂ„l för att jĂ€mföra mĂ„l frĂ„n Merenguez! 1087 01:25:27,710 --> 01:25:30,110 Det första mĂ„let för FCB ... 1088 01:25:30,110 --> 01:25:33,310 görs av # 12, David Merenguez. 1089 01:25:39,789 --> 01:25:42,672 Det har varit en spĂ€nnande första period. 1090 01:25:42,673 --> 01:25:44,972 Ja, och bĂ„da sidor spelar starkt. 1091 01:25:44,973 --> 01:25:46,673 Frispark till Paris! 1092 01:25:46,973 --> 01:25:49,690 NĂ€r ska de sĂ€tta in en stor skĂ€rm hĂ€r? 1093 01:26:16,690 --> 01:26:18,090 Bravo Didier! 1094 01:26:19,090 --> 01:26:21,290 Bra hund! Det Ă€r min bra hund! 1095 01:26:25,789 --> 01:26:28,534 En mycket vacker spark ... 1096 01:26:28,535 --> 01:26:30,229 Åh Ă„h, se upp ... 1097 01:26:30,230 --> 01:26:33,130 Nej, kasta bort bollen! 1098 01:26:33,336 --> 01:26:36,188 Didier kan inte gĂ„ i mĂ„l med bollen. 1099 01:26:36,189 --> 01:26:37,993 DĂ€r gĂ„r du ... ett mĂ„l. 1100 01:26:37,994 --> 01:26:40,491 Och ja, ett mĂ„l för Paris. 1101 01:26:40,492 --> 01:26:42,492 Han mĂ„ste förstĂ€rka reglerna. 1102 01:26:42,656 --> 01:26:44,836 Men efter att ha gjort en sĂ„ underbar rĂ€ddning ... 1103 01:26:44,837 --> 01:26:46,836 hur Ă€r det möjligt att göra ett sĂ„ dumt misstag? 1104 01:26:46,837 --> 01:26:49,837 Well that's the glorious incertitude of sports, Robert. 1105 01:26:50,437 --> 01:26:52,537 At the end of the first period... 1106 01:26:52,537 --> 01:26:54,891 the score is PSG 2 - FCB 1 1107 01:26:54,892 --> 01:26:57,386 You've sold me lemons before Jean-Pierre, but never this bad. 1108 01:26:57,387 --> 01:26:58,721 I didn't sell him, Richard. 1109 01:26:58,722 --> 01:27:00,383 You gave him to me, for a season. 1110 01:27:00,384 --> 01:27:02,898 I don't need the season. You can take your donkey back. 1111 01:27:02,899 --> 01:27:05,109 He's not a donkey, he's human. 1112 01:27:05,109 --> 01:27:07,067 Stop talking to people like that. I hate it. 1113 01:27:07,068 --> 01:27:09,438 You're really not cut out for this job. 1114 01:27:09,438 --> 01:27:11,493 It's time you found something else. 1115 01:27:11,494 --> 01:27:13,986 In any case, it would be better if we never crossed paths again. 1116 01:27:13,987 --> 01:27:15,050 Did you get that? 1117 01:27:15,051 --> 01:27:18,573 Coco, you get 45 minutes credit...one half time. 1118 01:27:20,592 --> 01:27:23,153 Mental state can be very fragile... 1119 01:27:23,154 --> 01:27:25,853 It's important to stay motivated and focused until the end... 1120 01:27:25,854 --> 01:27:27,363 But that's the most difficult part, Robert. 1121 01:27:27,364 --> 01:27:29,215 But it's all his fault! 1122 01:27:29,216 --> 01:27:31,115 Why, you've never made a mistake before? 1123 01:27:31,116 --> 01:27:33,116 It never happens to you?! 1124 01:27:33,686 --> 01:27:36,189 So, let's start over. We don't have a choice. 1125 01:27:36,190 --> 01:27:38,400 Offense. Now we are on the attack! 1126 01:27:38,401 --> 01:27:40,189 Gomez, pass up to Balul... 1127 01:27:40,190 --> 01:27:42,055 Balul you push forward. 1128 01:27:42,056 --> 01:27:44,309 CurlĂšsse will support you. OK? 1129 01:27:44,310 --> 01:27:46,499 Forget what I told you before. Now we attack! OK? 1130 01:27:46,500 --> 01:27:49,602 Let's go. Let's win. Yes or no?! 1131 01:27:49,603 --> 01:27:52,165 Yeah ok. 1132 01:27:52,419 --> 01:27:54,588 Didier, come here. 1133 01:27:59,256 --> 01:28:02,051 OK, go sit down. 1134 01:28:06,879 --> 01:28:09,018 Now in the second half... 1135 01:28:09,019 --> 01:28:11,377 but Didier isn't worried. 1136 01:28:11,378 --> 01:28:14,423 Maybe he should throw the ball instead of goofing off. 1137 01:28:14,424 --> 01:28:16,475 I think he heard you. 1138 01:28:32,575 --> 01:28:35,675 Hey! You want to take a photo while you're at it? 1139 01:28:52,498 --> 01:28:54,480 Why his he going back to his own goal? 1140 01:28:54,481 --> 01:28:56,056 I have no idea. 1141 01:28:56,057 --> 01:28:58,357 Didier that way! That way! 1142 01:29:32,438 --> 01:29:36,113 A tie-making goal by Didier Asavinius from FCB. 1143 01:29:36,114 --> 01:29:39,314 The score is now 2-2. It's incredible! 1144 01:29:44,138 --> 01:29:46,973 Didier Didier Didier 1145 01:29:59,203 --> 01:30:02,151 It tells time. 1146 01:30:02,887 --> 01:30:05,014 Even though you only came for Didier... 1147 01:30:05,015 --> 01:30:06,996 I'm really happy you're here. 1148 01:30:06,997 --> 01:30:09,853 Listen Jean-Pierre, frankly I don't care about soccer. 1149 01:30:12,058 --> 01:30:14,358 You know I don't care. 1150 01:30:15,099 --> 01:30:18,433 But...I've been thinking a lot lately... 1151 01:30:19,289 --> 01:30:21,291 and I realized... 1152 01:30:21,292 --> 01:30:24,791 that I care a lot more about you than what I've shown you. 1153 01:30:24,792 --> 01:30:27,592 That I showed it badly. 1154 01:30:28,496 --> 01:30:30,101 Continue. 1155 01:30:30,102 --> 01:30:33,179 For once, you're talking without asking a favor. 1156 01:30:35,260 --> 01:30:38,847 Jag vill bo med dig och bygga ett liv tillsammans. 1157 01:30:39,681 --> 01:30:42,950 Och sĂ„ ... jag frĂ„gar dig ... 1158 01:30:43,750 --> 01:30:45,550 officiellt... 1159 01:30:45,830 --> 01:30:48,428 att ompröva mitt fall. 1160 01:30:50,671 --> 01:30:52,494 OK. 1161 01:31:19,201 --> 01:31:20,716 Men det Ă€r Didier !! 1162 01:31:20,717 --> 01:31:22,727 Kom, det hĂ€r Ă€r otroligt. 1163 01:31:22,728 --> 01:31:24,704 Det finns en hund i grĂ€set. 1164 01:31:25,925 --> 01:31:28,130 Det Ă€r min Didier. 1165 01:31:44,347 --> 01:31:46,209 Den Ă€r inne! 1166 01:31:52,920 --> 01:31:54,760 Det Ă€r fantastiskt! 1167 01:31:54,761 --> 01:31:58,260 A ... öh..en hund gjorde det slĂ„ende mĂ„let! 1168 01:31:58,261 --> 01:32:01,661 Det Ă€r nu 3-2 för FCB! 1169 01:32:02,359 --> 01:32:05,681 Kommer de att acceptera det eller inte? 1170 01:32:05,682 --> 01:32:07,281 Med allt som hĂ€nder pĂ„ fĂ€ltet ... 1171 01:32:07,282 --> 01:32:11,089 en hund som slĂ„r ett mĂ„l med huvudet kan accepteras. 1172 01:32:11,090 --> 01:32:14,658 Kanske om han hade gjort mĂ„l med sin tass sĂ„ skulle det inte vara. 1173 01:32:26,224 --> 01:32:30,260 Jag trodde FCB skulle förlora, men det hĂ€r Ă€r tio gĂ„nger vĂ€rre! 1174 01:32:31,383 --> 01:32:35,111 Åh titt, nu Ă€r bilden riktigt klar! Se! 1175 01:32:35,496 --> 01:32:37,851 Ja, men ljudet suger. 1176 01:32:37,852 --> 01:32:39,971 Jo, du mĂ„ste bara orientera det. 1177 01:32:40,971 --> 01:32:43,471 Vilken söt svans! 1178 01:33:01,393 --> 01:33:04,194 Vi ber alla att snĂ€lla evakuera fĂ€ltet. 1179 01:33:04,195 --> 01:33:05,794 Spelet Ă€r inte över. 1180 01:33:05,795 --> 01:33:07,595 TillĂ„t spelarna pĂ„ planen ... 1181 01:33:08,895 --> 01:33:11,795 Bra spel. Bravo Didier. 1182 01:33:14,770 --> 01:33:18,696 SnĂ€lla kör inte för fort eftersom han blir bilsjuk. 1183 01:33:25,932 --> 01:33:28,651 GĂ„r du bra, Didier? 1184 01:33:28,751 --> 01:33:31,769 Det Ă€r sĂ„ konstigt att se dig sĂ„ hĂ€r. 1185 01:33:31,770 --> 01:33:34,097 Kan du förstĂ„ mig? 1186 01:33:35,860 --> 01:33:38,509 Vi har varit sĂ„ upptagna de senaste dagarna ... 1187 01:33:38,510 --> 01:33:40,710 vi har inte haft tid att prata mycket. 1188 01:33:42,553 --> 01:33:45,690 Jag fick inte tacka dig. 1189 01:33:46,090 --> 01:33:48,290 Tack. 1190 01:33:55,730 --> 01:33:58,775 Jean-Pierre, jag Ă€r sĂ€ker pĂ„ att du förstĂ„r tydligt ... 1191 01:33:58,776 --> 01:34:01,076 Men vad Ă€r det med den hunden? 1192 01:34:01,905 --> 01:34:04,330 Jag har ingen aning om vad jag gör hĂ€r. 1193 01:34:04,331 --> 01:34:06,496 Du bad mig att följa dig. Jag följde dig. 1194 01:34:06,497 --> 01:34:09,960 Vi Ă„kte mitt i spelet. Okej, visst. 1195 01:34:09,961 --> 01:34:12,244 Jag bryr mig inte. Jag gillar inte ens fotboll. 1196 01:34:12,245 --> 01:34:17,266 Men det skulle vara trevligt om du kunde förklara nĂ„gra saker. 1197 01:34:18,582 --> 01:34:21,110 Men det finns inget att förklara. 1198 01:34:26,421 --> 01:34:28,728 Vad Ă€r fel? 90561

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